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1hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me% you little bitch# I� ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the -avy "eals% and I�ve been involved in numerous secret raids on ;l+Wuaeda% and I have over =>> confirmed kills I am trained in gorilla warfare and I�m the top sniper in the entire E" armed forces You are nothing to me but just another target I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this 3arth% mark my fucking words You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet# Think again% fucker ;s we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the E"; and your IL is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm% maggot The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life You� re fucking dead% kid I can be anywhere% anytime% and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways% and that� s just with my bare hands -ot only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat% but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Enited "tates
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1hat the fuck did you just fucking say about Hy55% you little bitch# I� ll have you know he graduated top of his class in his ;esthetics crew% and he has been involved in numerous secret raids on saunas% and he has over =>> confirmed mires !e is trained in creatine warfare and he's the most aesthetic in the entire festival You are nothing to him but just another
hater !e will make you mire with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this gym% mark my fucking words You think you can get away with saying that shit to him over the Internet# Think again% fucker ;s we speak he's contacting his secret network of natty bodybuilders across the world and your IL is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm% maggot The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your gains You� re fucking jelly% kid !e can be anywhere% anytime% and he can make you jelly in over seven hundred wheys% and that� s just with his biceps -ot only he's extensively shredded% but he has access to the entire arsenal of roids of ?hestbrah and he will use it to its full extent to make you mad and jelly% you little shit If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little � clever� comment was about to bring down upon your gains% maybe you would have held your fucking tongue )ut you couldn� t% you didn� t% and now you� re paying the price% you goddamn idiot !is aesthetic shit will drown you in it You mad% brah #
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!ere we go again% another fucking dickhead trying to tell me how to live my life This lifting2watch asshole on here% commenting on my form telling me that im making a big mistake by throwing away my nattiness just to% :uote% oll around in bitches and meddling in cheap and petty no+homo fetishes 1ho the fuck do you think you are saying this shit% i swear to the fuckin heaves above if i knew where you were% i would come over and deadlift that sweet ass and pour oat5 down your damn throat I have enough crap coming from no tfwnogf and grandmother about the way im living my life% so i dont need to hear it from some .Y3$ like you There are two things you do not fuck with when it comes to me% my lifts and my protein intake You screw with either one of those things and you're gonna have one pissed off t+rex on your ass Kust becuase im a manlet doesn't mean that i dont have a lanklet side% i will go medevil on you if you provoke me I'm getting fuckin sick and tired of these fuckers thinking that since we're lifting manlets that they can push us around and redicule us and not have us fight back
but there are some that are making it seem that way% which is complete and udder bullshit ;s far os the Hy55 stuff goes% so what% i wanna be a sick cunt and god of aesthetics% big deal 0eep your fucking comments to yourself if all they're gonna do is piss on whoever your sending it to Ese proper furm you stupid pricksoh wait% you don't liftF
Jbtw guys i'm a grillllly Jpay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Guck ,ff Guck off
1e seriously do not care 1e don't care about your day% we don't care about your boyfriend% we don't care about your issues ,ne thing we certainly don't care about is your fucking opinions Kesus ?hrist% why did you make this post# .id it benefit% inform% arouse concern in ;-Y,-3# -o You posted this because you are a solipsistic whore who thinks she matters because guys like her facebook photos I can hear you just now% you're thinking but i don't have fa+ "!ET T!3 GE?0 EL I don't care about your fucking tumblr either It's a site where you post pictures of yourself for validation% hell it could be /rNk/ for all that matters + you are still an attention whore The guys that have called you
beautiful on omegle have convinced you that you have any kind of worth% guess what* you don't You're valued for a vagina That's it -othing else 1hy you think owning something that 6> of the human population owns makes your opinions worthy of shit is fucking beyond me 1ords cannot describe the utter amount of hatred I have for you I cannot stand your vapid personality% the way you look so clueless all the time Think again% cunt Dirls You are the most boring people anyone could ever meet% because you do nothing but talk about some guy you met on here or what was on tumblr or your hair or some song you supposedly like or just ",<3 ,T!3 "!IT 13 .,-'T ?;3 ;),ET Guck you You have the audacity to expect us to care when you never provide any interesting discourse or state something interesting% you literally just consume and regurgitate "!IT 1e whole heartedly despise you% and you should never forget that
uhm% who gives a shit about how many kills you have or what type of training you
have# i'm pretty sure chris kylde was the best sniper in the navy seals with not even =>>% no seal has =>> btw( fyi it isn't fucking spelled gorilla warfare you stupid piece of shit anyways let's get on to the next point% you have a secret network of spies# yeah congrats% but i'm using a vpn right now so your entire network is fucking useless you can't even ddos me% let alone wipe me off the face of this earth btw name those 9>> ways you can kill me with your bare hands so i can report it to the fucking fbi and get your ass dishonorably discharged and no% you dont have access to the entire arsenal of the usmc those weapons are only used for combat as well as the vehicles etc etc i never made a clever comment in order to invoke this type of fucking response are you being serious right now# i'm really not afraid of you and honestly if you were serious i would fight you knowing that you wouldn't bring a gun o something( all in all% go fuck yourself you are a lying sack of shit and if you are in the navy seals you are a disgrace because there is a reason they call seals silent assassins I don�t give a fuck who you are or where you live You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end I don�t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are I$% how well you can fight% or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself I�ll fucking show up at your house when you aren� t home I� ll turn all the lights on in your house% leave all the water running% open your fridge door and not close it% and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas You�re going to start stressing the fuck out% your blood pressure will triple% and you� ll have a fucking heart attack You� ll go to the hospital for a heart operation% and the last thing you�ll see when you� re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you% dressed like a doctor 1hen you wake up after being operated on% wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off You� ll recover fully from your heart surgery ;nd when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I� ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life% but how I� d rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living% breathing fucking hell It� s too late to save yourself% but don� t bother committing suicide either� I� ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch+faced phaggot 1elcome to hell% population* you
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no pictures or anything for the thread% so I'm gonna bump with a little story that's not T,, beta% but its still decent% just happened to me today
Jtaking a tech class Jwe have to register to use a program on this website Jim sitting at a computer that is facing the entire classroom% its so the teacher can just sit in the middle of the room and see what everyone is up to on their computers and make sure no one is fucking up/ fucking around Jtalking to cute girl next to me% she's been hitting on me for a couple of weeks now and making it obvious she wants me to ask her out Jtoday is finally the day i will ask her out Jas im thinking of where i should ask her to go for our first date% im registering for this website Jfill out some information% a captcha pops up Jnigger it out of habit Jshe sees me do this J she asks me how did that work# this is the one time niggers are gauranteed to work she stopped talking to me and ran away from me after the class it's kinda why im here actually and not on a date
chilling Xcoffee shop with cute gf Jhuge roid monkey appears Jdressed like a retard% wearing a huge backpack and sweating like a pig Jthe stench coming out of him is unbearable Jloudly asks for a coffee Jfucking starts to do push ups while waiting Jpeople start getting the fuck out of the coffee shop% gf wants to leave too Jhis coffee arrives Jroid monkey opens his backpack Joh boy here we go Jhe takes out a fucking bucket of whey out of it Jputs 4 scoops on his coffee Jlol my ass off Jget the fuck out of there with gf Jgirls mirin my ottermode body like cra5y Jfuck my gf in the ass at home
$ook who it is again% I. !eaven I'm fed up with your shit faggot The other day when you called me a newfag% yeah% haven't forgotten about that yet Guck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways .on't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag# Kust because you learned how to hack your name and change it to !eaven does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time
say that & my face no on the internet u fuckin schupid pony gay boy i bet you like having sex with ponys you fuckin stupid :ueer ill call my hommys on u i swear & fucken christ i have & times as meny gfs as u have u fucken retarded pony gay :uer fucker im & meater tall with big musles u fuckon idiot ill wreck u any day of the week ur mom suckd my cock m8 fucken :ueer like urself muerder
ur whole fuckin family u fucken nutter :ueef
Jshow my girlfriend a picture of jeff Jsuddenly her nose starts sniffing Jshe takes a deep breath Jcooeady JE+Eh what# Jeokiesready J"orry babe I can't under stand what you're saying but J$3 ?,,0I3" ;3 3;.Y JI look at my gf Jshe has a skateboard in her hands Jshe goes to the wall and begins doing skateboard s:uats while repeating over and over le cookies are ready J;+;re you okay babe# Jsuddenly her skin starts melting J1!,;! ;3 Y,E ;$$ ID!T# Jher body begins enlarging J"!3 TE-" I-T, "?,,)Y J$3 ?,,0I3" ;3 3;.Y JI look at the mirror JI am Keff JI?! LI;-, .I73" T!,ED! T!3 1;$$ ;-. ";Y"
$et me give you some advice I want to preface this with the fact that I have never had sex !owever% I am a devote fan of Kapanese ;dult 7ideos I have stumbled upon this genre in the past three months and now have a folder filled with K;7 releases that occupies &=gb and counting These porns cover a wide range of females stepmoms% sisters% nurses% schoolgirls% etc( and narratives that allow me to effectively learn the social intricacies of interacting and making love to a woman ,ne of the most important things I have learned is that you
Duys stop these You just don't know what you're talking about Kust because you are overweight and unhealthy does not mean that everyone who is overweight is unhealthy% it also does not mean that every overweight person is overweight because of unhealthy habits Gat acceptance is so much more than � you� re pretty too� % because while it is made to uplift fat bodies it� s also about fighting fat oppression like discrimination in employment including lower wages(% barriers in education% and lower :uality of care from health professionals ,r being denied a job promotion or fired from a job because of one� s weightS or being denied a scholarship% a bank loan or prevented from renting or buying a home because of one� s weight� If you have a problem with your body% that is your problem If you don� t need fat acceptance% that� s greatF )ut many people do% and there� s nothing wrong with that "o much thin privilege in this thread
dear /fit/% femanon here 6'&% @@= lbs% tan% athletic% !,T% etcetc you probably don't believe i'm a N(i s:uat @=6 for @& deep% play volleyball and swim advice for you /fit/ guysbeing muscular won't get you any more women then being skinny i've fucked 9 guys i'm &>( and & were ripped athletes% the others were skinny boy types and mostly dyel by /fit/ standards honestly% when deciding to fuck themmuscles weren't a consideration at all keep that in mind they were just suave "emen .emon Ki55 Denie )aby )atter )ringer ?um ?aresser $ovegoo $ass "perm "ummoner 3jaculate 3mpress
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Jregular at the gym been going there for years Jrespected and valued member% going in for a day of s:uats Jmake my way to my usual rack% everyone knows it my rack and doesnt use it on my s:uat days Jjust finished getting myself hyped when I see someone using my rack Jclearly a clueless -Y% can even s:uat &6 pl8 yet Jtap him on the shoulder and ask him how much longer he has left Jlooks at me confused and says there are = other racks free Jshake my head and hold up my hand J6 minutes% you have 6 minutes left and if you are still here when i get back Im throwing a 46lb plate at your head Jthrow my bag in the rack and leave to warm up Jcome back 4 mins later and he has left the gym Dod i cant wait until these parasites leave for the year
Jbe me Jbe grill Jsummer & years ago Jfriends coming over for ))W time at my place Jthis kinda husky kinda strong guy coming over Jhanging out around me kinda keeping everyone away Jkinda rusty just got out of longer relationship% but he is sweet and talkative% gets me kinda hot when he takes shirt off Jtalks to me and gives me dat sweet attention i've been craving Jcompliment looks% doesnt mind i still got some small handles Jpeople are moving to the table% im alone with him Jsuddenly pulls out bag full of marinated steak Jstarts smearing sauce over me Jwtfjpeg Jsmacks me in the face with a Tbonesteak Jpulls out huge frankfurter Jslaps on my forehead face Jwtfisthisgif Jmfw im literally a grill
You look like the type of fuckboy I'd wanna manhandle roughly I'd pin you down the floor% with my big muscular arms pinning your twink feminine arms% gently play with your ass with my huge hard cock% and slowly push it inside of you The face you'll make while I rip open your rectum will make daddy's cock real fucking hard ;s soon as you start to pull away% I'll grab you by your thin tone shoulders and pull you even deeper into my thick% old% solid dick The more you resist% the more it will get me excited ;s soon as I see your tiny little hole bleed from the pounding stretching my meat pole has done% that's when I decide to pull out and feed you my thick warm man load until you swallow every last drop
Jstinking hot so wearing a singlet Jjust finished gym and had a shower Jwalking to my car I pass an ice cream shop% JN/@> is outside handing out samples J'would you care to try' her eyes look me up and down J'wow' she muttered as she reached out and touched my arm as if to check it was real Jso I grabbed her on the crotch% and lifted her into the air% the dead lift calluses on my hands wore a hole through her pants like sand paper JI unwrapped the first few feet of my cock from around my waist and dropped her cunt first onto it Jshe instantly had multiple orgasms JI banged her for Bx4 reps then blew my loaf J two more onlooking N/@> :t's then dropped to there knees and started spooning my spilt seed inside of them hopelessly attempting to be fertili5ed and carry my god like baby JI turned =B>#% jumped on my skateboard and s:uatted away feels good bro
!ello% welcome to /fit/% 4chan's fitness boardF You seem to have posted a thread completely unrelated to human well+being in any way% shape% or form )ased on the nature of your post% it would seem that you have us confused for JJ/rNk/% where it is common to discuss the nature of human relationships% and% other such personal matters+ but% fret naught* -ow that this error has been brought to your attention% kindly delete this thread% and% repost in the appropriate board% if you pleaseF That is all% and% I hope you enjoy your stay on 4chanF Thank You% and have a pleasant dayF
1hen your done whimpering on the floor You will shake my hand% kiss daddy's cock goodbye% and thank me 0nowing that you'll cum to me again in the eager lust to milk daddy's load again
1hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me% you little manlet# I� ll have you know I'm the tallest man at my college % and I�ve been involved in numerous competitive powerlifting contests% and I have over =>> confirmed wins I am trained in s:uat warfare and I� m the top deadlifter in the entire E" You are nothing to me but just another .Y3$ manlet I will leave behind humanity with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this 3arth% mark my fucking words You think you can get away with asking if i lift over the Internet# Think again% fucker ;s we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the youtube fitness comunity and your IL is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm% manlet The storm that wipes out the pathetic little things you call your gain5 You� re fucking dead% kid I could s:uat you anywhere% anytime% and I can s:uat you in over seven hundred ways -ot only am I extensively trained in functional strength% but I have access to the entire arsenal :uacker oats in my town and I will use it to its full extent to s:uat your miserable ass off the face of the /fit/% you little shit If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little � clever� comment was about to bring down upon you% maybe you would have held your fucking tongue )ut you couldn� t% you didn� t% and now you� re praying to scoobs% you goddamn idiot I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it You� re fucking dead% kiddo
3ven if he did steroids% even if he did die in a way that will be mocked for eternity how is that relevant# !e was a beta% skinny 1orld of 1arcraft player ejected by girls% typical picture of social outcast that's populating /b/
)ut you know what# ,ne day he woke up and he had enough of it !e had enough confidence% endurance% motivation% determination and courage to actually ., something ;nd apart from the rest + those things alone make him better than most or maybe even than all of you Dirls first thought about him as a shit% but after hard work and dedication he put in his training% they started worshipping him !e had a body that literally made do5ens of chicks wet ;nd how did he use it# .id he become a brainless fuck machine% who hooked up with all filthy sluts# -o !e became your hero !e kept trolling every single slut in the name of his past betaness !e wanted to show every single slut how does it feel and hurt to get rejected !e showed them how does it feel to be basically told sorry% you are an inferior being% fuck off !e flipped the cards% mates You may call him names% but Kesus ?hrist% this guy does deserve respect and credit Hy55 is a metaphore that you all should understand Hy55 is a symbol that there is always hope and room for change If you are stubborn enough% you will make it ;nd every single person that made fun of you% will kiss the ground on which you are walking Hy55 set a goal for himself and he made it !e lived his dream "omething that many people will never achieve 1as he an asshole or douche#
Jbe relatively /fit/ @8 year old Jsitting at a salad bar in a mall food court Jwatching fatties at a fast food restaurant Ji'm waiting for them to do something that will make me laugh Jchoking back tears% sweating in anticipation of the $,$5 that will surely arise from these hamplanets doing something funny Jseriously sweating now Ji'm wetter than lettuce Jstaring at them harder and harder Jone looks at me Ji look away J:uickly note this down on my legs because they're fucking huge( Jrun back home Jalmost get arrested because I didn't pay for the salad Jtip the guy B> for reminding me to pay Jclap when he does the bill elegantly Jgive him hand job for good measure Jfinally get back home Jremember that cardio kills gains Jknock back six protein shakes Jbench lmaoBplate Jknock back another six protein shakes Jeat big to get even bigger Jstory is almost gone because sweat gains Jfill it in with funny shit to appease other anonymous dwellers on a site dedicated to cambodian cartoons Jthey laugh JI laugh Jit fills the void where my gf would be if I had one ever
Egh This is why I can never converse with women over digital media The conversations are so banal and not befitting of my intellectual level I didn't attend two prestigious universities to be reduced to throwing around idiotic innuendos% I would much prefer to have an in+depth conversation on the fall of the )y5antine 3mpire for instance rather than spew out such vulgar mannerisms pertaining to my phallus I consider myself to have an elan% certain dash of class when it comes to conversing with women The accoutrements in my box of seduction weapons are designed to project to the lady that I exude charisma and dependability I take young women on a wild ride with my dapper demeanor% not my looks
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have sunday morning coffee in bathrobes together bring you juice while you're building the backyard deck come home to her cleaning the house save up for = and a half years for that jeep she always wanted hold her while you two watch that stupid show she likes
TG1 -, DG
This was a few years back Jbe me J&@ with a new job and a shitload of disposable income Jreali5e I can afford e:uinox in my neighborhood Jjoin because it's super convenient and they have nice e:uipment Jstart going every day after work and do ridiculous shit Jhold court in the rack every other night% doing highly technical lifts that these people have never seen Jconstantly get mired by gymbros and lady trainers Jthe ellipticals are positioned so that they're looking right at me whenever I lift Jnotice after like a month = of the same ladies in their =>s/4>s mirin' me every night I'm there while they're on ellipticals Jafter another month the number of milfs doubles Jeventually they start making sex eyes at me and laughing with each other Jas they're leaving they walk past and a blonde lady with botox and bolted+on tits pinches my ass mid+lift Jthe group of milfs she's with all cackle and run to the locker room Jnext time I see blondie at the gym she's on the elliptical Jdo one set of overhead s:uats so she can check me out Jdrop the weight and walk right over to her elliptical Jshe stares at me as I walk over% all her friends' eyes light up JI grab the stupid handle of the elliptical and stop the machine J1!;T Y,E .I. T!3 ,T!3 -ID!T 1;" .;-D3,E"% ;-. ?,E$.'73 ?;E"3. ; "3I,E" I-KEY IG Y,E 373 GE?0I-D T,E?! <3 ;D;I- I'$$ 3L,T Y,E T, T!3 <;-;D3<3-T Jwalk away confidently and blondie starts to cry Jshe and her friends shoot death glares at me as they rush blondie to the locker room where I hear her cry some more Jafter that no more milfs mirin' fuck that shit milfs are gross fuck teens @8+&= who are dumb and fun
"aged% reported% hidden% called the cops% called the Gire .epartment% called pi55a
hut% called the E"-% called the oyal -avy% called the ed ;rmy% called the G)I called the ?I;% called Interpol% called the 0D)% called the E"
;wesome pics Dreat si5e $ook thick "olid Tight 0eep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips "how us what you got man 1anna see how freakin' huge% solid% thick and tight you can get Thanks for the motivation I went on a creatine cycle one time It started off good% I gained B>kg in a week% guys were mirin% guys were on my dick like flies% I had to buy new clothes because I got so big )ut then it took a turn for the worst I would get angry over every little thing If a guy glances at me in the street I'd beat the shit out of him I was just so angry for no reason; week later I was in a club and a guy bumped into me% spilling his drink on my shirt !e was like sorry mate% you alright#% but I was lividI was so engulfed with rage "o I punched him in the face and broke his jaw !e fell to the ground unconscious but it didn't stop there I jumped on top of him and kept hammerfisting his face I just couldn't stop hitting him Lolice arrived at the scene to restrain me but I just knocked out the police and then continued to beat up the guy who spilled drinks on me3ventually they had to bring the riot s:uad to inject me with a high dose of tran:uilli5er to stop me The next morning I woke up in jail Turns out I put the guy into a coma and I'm being charged with attempted murder Gor the next few days I didn't have access to my creatine so I turned into a shell of my former self ;ll my muscle began to decay until I looked like a malnourished ;uschwit5 survivor I just sat there crying for days on end I'll be awaiting my trial in a couple of days years in prison T$S.* "tay natural% don't take creatine% it's just not worth it
1elp it's been a while since I've shared this one% but just take comfort i knowing that you'll never be in a situation worse than me* Jchatting with a girl in my area on Tinder
Jis a cardio bunny and is reasonably attractive Jfinally ask her out on date Jeverything is going great Jwe go see 1olf of 1all "treet% both are pretty impressed by it Jhit a few bars afterwards Jnaturally buying her drinks Jwhile at a bar% some guy approaches her% lets call him Keff Japparently they knew each other from a class or something Jhe talks about his job at this place% offering internships for her major Jbrags about his @>>>> bonus Jshe eagerly gives him her number JI brush it off thinking that she just saw a chance at an internship Jseveral hours go buy% still hitting bars Jshe says she's ready to head back to her place Jwhen we arrive back% she says he's tired and feeling bit nauseous% I can sleep on the couch because she's going to bed Jfull of disappointment but accept it J@> minutes go by and suddenly I hear her walking down the steps Jdid she reconsider# J!ey anon% Keff just texted me !e's coming over Jmind racing% wtf is going on# Jhe comes over% she gives him the grand tour JI follow like a stray cat Jhe sits down on her bed% they're flirting up a storm Jhe slowly starts to takes off his shirt and turns to me% standing at the doorway% !ey% I think we're going to bed now Jcloses the door in my face Jspend the night crying myself to sleep on her couch while hearing the muffled sounds of fucking I didn't know what to do% I was pretty much out of money from the date and was way too drunk to drive homeS I couldn't even remember where I parked The next morning I woke up before they did + I found her purse sitting on the kitchen table% stole 4> dollars out of it% and then left :uietly I haven't heard from her since
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I've got one% but I've been keeping it to myself for a long+ass time J)e fast+food cashier Jfirst night that restaurant's doing &4 hrs J"tuck all night with pain in the ass frycook Jmiddle of the night% lights start flickering Jmust be the shoddy wiring Jlater% phone rings Jnobody on the other end Jlil creeped out Jsuddenly remembering old tale told by restaurant employees J"ome old worker once had his hand cut off in a work accident% later on got hit by a bus Jsupposedly haunts the place Jright around &am% bus stops outside restaurant Jat & fucking am J,"!ITwebm Jguy steps out J
Jcomes up to front door% walks slowly up to counter Turned out the guy's hand was just in his sleeve% wanted to apply for a fuckin' job !e was the one who tried to call in advance% but got nervous and hung up -ever did learn who was flickering the lights% though
Jbe driving Jbe in car Jdrive down road Jcar is on road Jcar has wheels Jwheels are on road Jroad is long but can be driving on by car Jcar was ghost Jwho was wheels Jwe are all road
Is ,? bu pls be nice% english is not my basic speaking* Kohn "talvern waited The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air There were demons in the base !e didn't see them% but had expected them now for years !is warnings to ?ernel Koson were not listenend to and now it was too late Gar too late for now% anyway Kohn was a "pace
hahahaha wow you are literally the fucking deathgrip+fanboy+retard incarnate $et me guess% your favourite movie is Gight ?lub# ;nyways% death grips is not deep It's a hairy nigger yelling in a microphone
about nothing Try reading some actual philosophy / existential literature% then we can talk $ook I know you're @6 and you just watched fight club and now you think you know everything% understand the meaning of life and how the universe works etc% and thats fine% you can keep on believing that% but you're wrong so to answer your :uestion% no% it's not &deep4me It's too fucking retarded for me Drow up
