KADI JOKES Here is a collection of the popular & irritating Tamil "aruvai jokes'. So feel free to mug them up and bore your friends (or enemies). I will not be responsible for the consequences. These are not mine at all. Nalla kadi jokes (kadi jokes nnu sollumbothe nalla jokes nnu eppadi solla mudiyum) sollungalen... 1.
What is the similarity between krishna jayanthi and communism? Kaal marks.
2.
How do flies communicate? eee-mail
3.
What is the similarity between short circuit and poramai? Wire-eriyarthu
4.
What is the similarity between boxing and goddess kali? Naak-out
5. Deepavalikkum pongalukkum yennanga vithyaasam? Deepavali annikku pongal saapadalaam aana Pongal annikku Deppavaliya sapda mudiyaadhu. 6.
LIC oda 14th floorla sandhanam poosi yirukkanga. Yaen? Yaenna adhu Mottai maadi.
Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan maelmoochu vangaraan. Thangachchi? Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa 7.
8.
eli(adhaanga Rat) adhukku yaen vaal yirukku? seththa pudichchu thookki poada.
9.
What is the opposite of Arvindswamy ? Arvind-DID-NOT-SEE-ME
10. LEO
coffee a yaen kalyanam pannikka mudiyaadhu? coffee
yaenna "Manamaana" coffee LEO
11. Mylapore-kkum,
Mandaveli-kkum sandai vandha edhu win-pannum? avangakitta tank irukku.
12. Russia-la
Mylapore, yenna
yen kosu-ve illai? Yen-na, anga Kosukku vera peyar.
13. Yen,
cinema theatre-la A-row la irukkara-vangalukku cinema ozhungave theriyalai? Enna, A-row-kku munnala B-row (Bero) irukku. 14. Yen,
desert-la irukkara post-office-la ellarum letter ezhudhittu, stamp vangittu, veliya poranga? Enna, veliya dhan otta-gum irukku. 15.
Ramar (the mythological character) sithai-ya thedindu lankai kalambumbodhu kadal-ai thaandarathukku varar. Appo enna achariyam! Kadal avarukku appadiye vazhi vittuduthu. Yaen? Enna, Where there is a will, there is a way.
16. Raja
Harischandra use panna paste enna? Promise.
17. Traffic
Inspectors enna toothpaste use pannuvanga? Signal.
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18. Harischandranukku 19. 20.
pudicha biscuit enna? True.
Bus-ai pinnala thallina enna aagum? Pin valayium. Oru yanai (elephant) vegama ration kadai pakkam odarathu. Athu anga enna vangum? Muchu Vangum.
21. Oru
English therinja maadu(cow) theatre pakkam porathu. Anga theatre Kadhavai kadikka arambichuduthu! Yen? Enna, Kadhavula "Pull"-nnu ezhudhirukku.
22. Japanese,
Leaning Tower of Pisa kattina adhukku enna per veppa? Nikumo-Nikado
23. Mahathma
Gandhijikkum, Kunnakudi Vaidyanathanukkum yenna vidyasam? Avar Nonviolinist. Vaidyanathan Violinist
24. Spin
Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar?
25. Independence 26. Oru
Tiruppra Sundari
day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vidyasam? Sumar, anjaru maasam.
maami idli-a thalaila vechindanga. Yaen? En-na idli poo pola irundhudhu.
27. Kadri
Gopalnath - Kunnakudi jugalbandi censor board ban panninanga. Yaen? A. Romba Sax and violins
28. Neil Armstrong
yaen romba great. A. Ellarum 1-ikku povanga, 2-ikku povanga. Avar 3-ikke
poitaar.) 29. Kowshalya
voda opposite yaen? A. Bullshalya than.
30. What is the similarity between short circuit and poramai? A. Wire-eriyarthu 31. What is the similarity between boxing and goddess kali? A. Naak-out 32. Yen, desert-la irukkara post-office-la ellarum letter ezhudhittu, stamp vangittu, veliya poranga? Enna, veliya dhan otta-gum irukku. 33. Why is your nose not twelve inches long? Had it been 12 inches long, it would have been a foot! 34. Why is his face OILY? Because he was born in AYILYAM. 35. What is the opposite of MAZHAIMEGAM ? Mazhai may not come!! 36. What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY? A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO! ;) 37. A man was waving his hand vigorously on a hot Madras day at the bus stop. Man 2: Ennappa Acchu? Man 1: kai-than-fan! 38. Man1: Why do we put a pillayar suzhi before we start writing? Man2: To check if the pen writes or not! PAGE 2 OF 14
39. John : I don't know what to buy - a cow or a bicycle. Peter : You will look silly riding a cow. John : I will look even sillier trying to milk a bicycle. 40. Teacher : John, did your sister help you with your homework? John : No, Miss. She did it all. 41. Madras-la thedra job-ku, yethuku Delhi-la vandhu application fillup panra. CAPITAL la yeluthunu potruku 42. A Palestenian was searching for Jews in a Restaurant. Palestenian: Are there are any Jews here?. Restaurant owner: Yes we have Tomato Juice, Apple Juice and Grape Juice. 43. Did you hear about the man who committed suicide by drinking a can of varnish? He had a nice finish. 44. In a grocery store, a Sardarji was staring at an orange juice for couple of hours. You know why ? Because it said CONCENTRATE. 45. Usha : Enga mAmAvukku oru periya major operation nadanthirukku SV : Periya operationE major operation thAn Usha : Ayyo, operation nadanthirukku SV : Oh, major illaiya ? 46. First Person : Tell me five FERROCIOUS animals you can think of... Second : 3 Lions and 2 Tigers. He! He! 47. STD kku opposite enna? No cofee da. 48. Eli eppa yannaiyahum? Pant potta. (Elephant)
49. Palvalikku mukiyaman Karanan enna theriyuma? "Pal"lu than. 50. In a forest 10 people are going suddenly a loin came and killed 6 people . But did not do anything on those 4 people. why? Because they are lion's club memebers. 51. Husband:: Dont go to kitchen with red saree a guy from Spic Jyoti is coming .He may mistake you and replace you with the Cylinder. wife : (Looking angrily)!!!. 52. Patient: Neenga oru "Pal Doctor" a ? Doctor. Illai Naan " Muppathirendu pallukkum Doctor". 53. Teacher: Kadal arippu erpattal enna pannalam? student: Sorinju vidalam!!!. 54. Pullu sappitta kannu nalla theriyum yen ? yenna yendha madavadhu kannadi potturrukka 55. neththu busla poyittu irunthappa oruththar shoulderla adichchu "Royapetta" ya nnaru 56. nan illa en "tholpatta" nu sonnen ana yen ennai murachcharunnu theriyala. 57. Oru male B oru female B tea kudikuthu appa oru fly vilundhthiruchchu appa male B female B kitta enna solliyirukkum A B CD E. ( A(calling) B CD (parudee) E (Fly) )
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58. Oru girl veettukku late aa vara. odane antha ponnu appa "yen lattu" appadinraru. amma "why are you late?" annan "thum late kya karum(hindi )" akka "enthukku lattuka uchchavu (telugu)" what can you infer from this. Oru ponnu late a vanda naalu per naalu vidhama pesuvanga. ( girls dont kochchify pazhamozhi is like that what can i do) 59. Guess which is the strongest animal in the world.... without any doubt it is moonchooru (one kind of eli(mouse) )in which Pillayar is seated 60. High Budget films la hero villai na Machine Gun Laser Gun vachchu alipparu. romba Low budget padangalla hero villaina eppidi alipparu?. Lubber vachchu. 61. This is especialy for Kamal Rasiharkal. Kamal meesai illama nadichcha muthal padam ethu.? Kalththur Kannamma. 62. Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha enna per vaippanga. Onion Union 63. Karunanidhi Lions club president aana Lions clubukku enna per vapparu. Singa sangam. 64. A newly mariied girl coming to chennai for the first time. she decided to make Keerai for her husband. and she is going to the market and asked the kadakaramma by taking some keerai in her hand "eppadimma Keerai". she said "naan nallaththan keeraen. nee eppadi keerai". ?!?!?!!! 65. Intha e-commerce e-business e-mail ithukkellam counter technology vantha enna name irukkum? kosu-commerce kosu-business kosu-mail. 66. A First standard boy is sitting in the examination hall to write his first Exam with Question Paper. Suddenly he took off his cloths and began to write only with his underwear. The teacher puzzled of what he is doing and asked why he is doing like that? . The boy showed the Question Paper "Explain in brief". 67. Spice girls ta adutha May onnam thethi indiala vandu padungannu sonna pada mattanga yen? yenna avangalukku Tamil Theriyathu? 68. What do you call two pieces of wooden shaking hands? "Board Meeting" 69. One common man was asking a question to his friend who writes poems. Why did you stop writing. The poet replied, (in Tamil) "Aval Penmayai varniththu, en Pen my theerndadu". 70. Lady : Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur. Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy. 71. "Ennada, kaiyellam orE bandage ?" "avo..rojappoo en kai mEla thookki pOttuttaada" "ennada, rojappo pOtta ippadi adi paduma?" "avo..thotti yOda pOttutaada...." 72. SVSekhar: Ennai kalyanam pannikO kalyanam pannikkOnnu rendu ponnunga en pinnadiyae suththarrAnga Matraval: Appidiya! Yar avanga ? SVSekhar: Enga ammAvum, aththaiyum.
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73. Two College students finish their History exam and walk out of the exam hall..
Person1 : Vaa Tea saapadalaam .. Person2 : Ippo Dhaane COPY (...kapi/Coffee..) adicche ..Yedukkuda Tea 74. Person 1: What's opposite of Krishnasamy ? Person 2: Krishna did not see me! 75. Person1 : oru erumba "cut" panna enna Aagum... person2 : "cuterumbu" aayidum.... 76. Person1 : What is the opposite of PENGUIN ? Person2 : AAN KING (!) 77.Person1 : Pura(Dove) kittayum, Anil(Squirel) kittaiyaum letter anupicha edhu correcta poi serum? Person2 : Anilthan, yenna adhu kittathan Pin Codu Irukku. 78. Person1 : What is the opposite of MAZHAIMEGAM Person2 : Mazhai may not come!! 79. Oru "THIRU"dan thanoda belongings ellathayum aathu pakkathile vaikiran. ennn? enna aathikku rendu pakkathilyum "BANK" irruke.. 80. Arum Arum serndha enna varum? 66,12,36 are wrong answers. Arum Arum serndha 'Vellam' varum. 81. Who is respected in Tamil Nadu even though he is totally a bad person? "Thiru"dan. 82. Post cardla stamp odallainna yanna aakum? theriyalayaa.....keela vilunthudum 83. Mahatma gandhi "hawai" chappel podamataram enn? enn athila "WAR"ikkuke 84. Oru "KADI JOKE" sollatuma? "KADI JOKE" 85. Roumba neeLamana musical instrument ethu? pul"LONG"kulal 86. Indian bus conductors can easily survive the US type punishments like 'Electric Chair', why? Because they are 'Bad Conductors' 87. "THENNI"( HONEY BEE), "KUZAVI"( WASP) ellam "LIQUID"amm enn?
enna aathu "KOTTUME" 88. Ramayanathil ramar sitayai lankayil thede pokum poothu kadal pakkam vanthar.
kadal vazi vedathal villayum ambayum eduthu vida poonar. appo kadal vazi vittutham..enn.. enna "WHERE THERE IS A WILL THERE IS A WAY" 89. Eli(adhaanga Rat) ..adhukku yaen vaal yirukku?? seththu pona thookki poada... 90. Oru maatai (cow) pooja pannina adhukku yenna peyar kudukkarathu?
Moo-devi
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91. If you find a watch on the way, you should not step on it, why?
Enna, athula 'Mul' irukke. 92. Pakathu veettu paiyan uthuvathi standai mulungittan, analum onnum agalai, eAn?
(Neighbour's son swallowed a Agarbathi stand, even then he didn't suffer, why?) Enna, avan mulunginathu Valzhai palzhamache!!! 93. What is the similarity between TNEB and a DOCTOR? Renuperume "PEES" puduvange?? 94. "SAVITRI"oda rendu akka peru enna? SAVI one, SAVI two 95. Oru kyairula(rope)naalu ants varisaya poikittu irrunthujam.
First ant sonnucham, enakku pinnala naalu antu varuthunnu. Athu eppadi? Athu poi sonnucham. 96. Moonu kilee ( parrots) lineya parunthuchu. appo mudal kilee solluchayam ennaku pinnale rendu kile varudhu.. rendavadhu kileeum ennaku pinadi rendu kilee varudhu sollichu.. moonavadhu kileeum ennaku pinadi rendu kilee varudhu sollicham. yenn ? enna sonnatha sollumam kilee pillay 97. Erumbu & ennai are lovers but erumbu's parents against their relationship. Ennai (elephant) wants to marry erumbu. So elephants give one idea to erumbu. So erumbu follows it and her parents agree... what would erumbu said to her parents ? answer : Erumbu sonnacha ennai(elephant) pullaiyah vaitheleh summakathunu !!!! 98. Errumboda annan peru enna? "ANTENNA" 99. elikku (RAT) pant potta enna aakum? "ELEPHANT"
100.Oru kaka ( crow) kulathikku tanni kudika pochu. konga neralthil athu kanama pochu. eppadi? enna "KAGAM KARAIYUM" 101.Oru "NUMEROLOGIST"ikku paiyan porantha enna peru vappar? "K7"..keshavan 102.Orruthan cyclee poikkittu irukumpothu balance thavari thadumarinan. Apo oruthan roadile vanthukittu irrudhan.. intha situationai ore oru english wordil explain panna mudiyuma. "ENCYCLOPEDIA".. 103.Nandu ( CRAB) garbamana enna ahum? "PREGNANDU" 104.Ethuvumae vaanga mudiyatha kadai(Shop) Ethu? Saakadai!(Drainage) 105.Nan onnu sollattuma? "ONNU"!!!
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106.Once there was a boat full of Ethiraj college girls sailing in a river. Suddenly, there was a flood and the boat sunk every girl drowned inside the river except one. why? Coz she is a 'sema Kattai' 107.Question: Paambukku kaal unda illaya? Answer: Undu. otherwise, it will be pambu and not paambu 108.A dog was once chased by some kids and after a long run, it suddenly stopped in front of a
Bakery. Appo athu enna vangum? vera enna vangum, Muchu than vangum 109."Train kandupidikkalanna enna aagi irukkum?" "Thandavaalam (rail) waste aagi irukkum!" 110. "White paper vilai earitta eppadi samaalikkarathu?"
"Ore oru white paper vaangi xerox eduthudunga!" 111. "Marriage-kku munnadi sex irukka koodaathu, ean?"
"Appadi irunda, anda dictionary-ya yaarum vaanga maattaanga!" 112. "Criceet aadumbothu rendu stump vachaa pothum, ean?"
"Moonaavadhu stump-a kaalai vachikkalaam. Eanna athu leg-stump!" 113."Meen (fish) kozhambula mull irunda enna pannanum?" "Seruppu pottukkittu saappidanum!" 114.Ean print out verum white paper-a varuthu?""Adhu hidden file-a irukkum!" 115.India, Pakistan rendukkum naduvila enna irukku?"
"Comma!" 116.Innoru vishayam naan neathu night office-la irundu veettukku pogumbothu nadandathu. Oru veettu watchman enkitta time keattaar. 'Watch'man-e mathavanga kitta time keatta eppadinga? Ayyo, CM, ippadi kadicheenganna, belly-button suthi 24 oosi podanum!! :) 117.Boing 747 landing aagumbothu athukku enna peyar, 'Vanding' 747?" 118."Pudhu seruppu ean kadikkuthu?" "Puthu seruppu, ithukku munnaadi yaarum adha kaalla pottu midhichi irukka maattaanga. Athan kobam vandu kadikkuthu!" 119."Oru tailar-ai thittinaa avan enna seivaan?" "Sattai (shirt) panna maattaan!" 120."English alphabets etthanai?" "25... athaan 'E' parandu poiduche!" 121.Yaanai (elephant) oru pallatthula vizhududich. Appo mazhai vera peiyuthu. Yaanai eppadi veliye varum?""Nananji varum!"
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122."Oru naaikku (dog, my favourite!) saappaadu pottaanga. Udane athu maayamaa maranjidichi... ean?" "Saappaattula kal (stone) irundathu!" 123.CM kadi joke oru naal sollalenna enna artham?"
"CM-kku annikku pal vali nnu artham!" (hee...hee...!!) 124.Kadalitha naai eppadi kuraikkum ? "Luv Luv" endru 125.Post man vizhundal eppadi vizhuvaar ? "Thabaal" endru 126. Super man-kkum namakkum enna vidyaasam ? Super man wear brief outside dress. We wear brief inside the dress. 127.Kokku en eppodhum otrai kaalil nirkiradhu ? Andha kaalaiyum eduthuvittal vizhundhuvidum. 128. "Rajadhi Raja" padathai English-l eduthaal enna peyar vaipaargal ? "Raja the Raja" 129.Kamal comedy actor aanaal avar peyar enna ? Kamal "HaHa" San. 130.Maludha veerar kadidham ezhudinaal eppadi ezhduvaar ? Balam, Balamariya aaval.
131.Peram pesi virkkum Kadaiyil yen naai valarkka vendum ? Vilaiyai Kuraithu kodukka. 132.Luckiest actor yaar ? "Bagya" Raj 133.Ramarukku pidikkadha vilaiyaatu edhu ? "Volley" Ball
134.Which is the place that have night schools ? Trich "Rappalli" 135.Bombay Dyeing why ? Gwalier Shooting (Suiting) 136.Kadalan kadaliya paartha udane yen poi pesukiraan ? Avan "Mei" marandhuvittan. 137.Weak-aana politician yaar ? "Soni"a Gandhi 138.Dina Thandhi paper-a Fan-kku adiyila ninnukittuthaan padikkanum. Yen ? Soodaan seithigal
iruppadhal. 139.P.C.Sriram-kkum Nalla paambukkum ulla otrumai enna ? Iruvarum Padam eduppargal.
140.Usilai Mani ilaithuvittal enna avaar ? Usilai mini aavaar. 141.Gandhikku piditha nadikar yaar ? Sathya Raj 142.Kaunda Mani-kku piditha vilaiyattu edhu ? Foot Ball.
143.Lovers-kku piditha naadu edhu ? Pa"kis"than 144.Koottam-ulla naadu edhu ? "Rush"ya
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145.America-vukku opposite enna ? Ameri-pazham (Mr.Pazham whistle adichachaa ?) 146.Americavil milk adhikam kidaikkum oor edhu ? "Bal"ti"More" 147.Naam migavum mariyaadhaiyodu azhaikkum naadu edhu ? Sri Lanka
148.Migavum Panakkara naadu edhu ? "Bungalow"desh 149.Karunanidhi-kku piditha kizhamai edhu ? Sunday
150.Lord muruganukku piditha nadigar yaar ? Vadi"Velu" 151.Lord muruganukku piditha nadigai yaar ? Devayaani 152.Ramarukku piditha padagi yaar ? Janaki
153.Bothai tharum nadigai yaar ? "Rum"ba 154.Weak-aana politician yaar ? "Soni"a Gandhi
155.Kaunda Mani-kku piditha vilaiyattu edhu ? Foot Ball. 156.Ramarukku piditha cricketer yaar ? "Anil" Kumble 157.Kavignarkalil migavum panakkara kavignar yaar ? "Vaira" Muthu 158. Arasan Asokan salai orangalil marangalai nattar. Yen ? Naduvil nattaal trafic-kku idainjal irukkum, adhanaal. 159. Who is the youngest Tamil director ? "Bala" Chandar.
160. Bagya Raj "Thooral ninnu pochu" padathukku appuram enna padam eduthiruppar. ? Kudaiya madakkunga. 161. Wife-ai thottal shock adijjum. Yen ? Samsaaram adhu Minsaaram.
162. English alphabet-la i-kkum f-kkum juram vandha kavalaipadadhu, yen ? Pakkathulaya GH irukke. 163. Alphabet B-kku eppavum verkkave verkkadhu, yen ? AC-kku naduviladhane irukku. 164. Sardharji adjigam ulla naadu edhu ? "Sing"apore
165. California-kku adutha oor edhu ? Cali-five-nia 166. Computer aanaa penna ? Pen. Yenna Motherboard irukke. 167. Romba suthamaana nadigar yaar ? "Vennira Aadai" Moorthy.
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168. Nehru-kku piditha nadigai yaar ? Roja 169.Paattikku oru kaal odinja enna aagum ? Patti. 170. Hindu paper mattum yen romba weight-a irukku ? Adhu mel yaanai iruppadhaal. 171. Annalum nokinaan. Avalum nokkinaal. Appuram ? Thotrikondadhu Madras-Eye. 172. Oru thandhi vandhaal mattum yaarum kavalai pada mattanga. Adhu edhu ?
DinaThandhi. 173. Avvalavu uyara LIC building-ai eppadi katti iruppanga ? Vazhakkambola cement, manal,
sengal ellam serthuthan. 174. Adikkadi kaayam adaium cricketer yaar ? "Rana" Thunga 175.Gandhiji ippo irundaa enna pannuvaar? "Sathyam" theatre-la "Harichandra" padatha "True" biscut saappittukkitte paappaar! 176.Gandhiji-kku piditha data type ethu? "real"
177.UK-voda ex. PM John Major-oda chinna vayasu per enna ? John Minor. 178.Tendulkar-oda thambi per enna ? 'Nine'dulkar 179.Subash Ghai Anjanayer-a vechu padam edutha adhuku per enna ? Vaal. 180.Cricket oru mosadi game, aen ?
1. Kaila ball vachikkitte 'No ball' solluvaanga. 2. Leg break-nu solli bowling kaiyaala poduvaanga. 3. Run out-nu sollittu batsman-ai veliya poga solluvaanga. Niyaayama 'Run'thaan veliya poganum. 4. Over-nu sollittu over meala over over-a pottukkitte iruppaanga. 5. Oru over-kku 6 balls sollittu ore ball-thaan vachiruppaanga. 6. Batsman out-na oru kaiya thookkaraanga. Appo rendu kaiya thookkina rendu batsmen out aaganum. But sixer-nu solluvaanga. 7. Wicket keeper-nu solluvaanga. Avar wicket-ai vittu thalli nippar. Athu kooda paravaalla... opposite team wickettai saaichiduvvar. 8. All out-nu solluvaanga. But 10 peruthaan out aagi iruppaanga. 177 Mango kku opposite enna? Woman-come (Man-Go X Woman-Come)!
178 Saathukkudi pazhathai sappida mudiyaathu, why? Adhuthaan Saathu'kudi' aache! 179 Kaattukkoochal podura pazham edhu? G'rap'e! 180 Pengalukku pidicha pazham edhu? 'Maathu'lam pazham! 181 Romba neelamaana pazham edhu? Naavalpazham ('Novel' pazham)!
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182 Jesus Christ and Vengadachalapathy wrote an exam together. Jesus passed that exam and Vengadachalapathy failed.Why ? UJesus never Fails; Appa Vengadachalapathy ? Govinda Goooovinda... 183 One sardarji and Madarasi were travelling in a train. Madarasi wanted to have a company. So he approched sardarji and asked him, "Tamil theri ma?" Sardarji got wild. Shouted back. If Tamil theri maa hi tho, Punjabi theri Bop 184 If "F" gets sick- no problem, why? Yaenna, pakkathileye 'G''H' irukku. 185 Which is the coolest alphabet in English? 'B'. yennaa adhu 'A''C' naduvila irukku. 186 Oru maatai (cow) pooja pannina adhukku yenna peyar kudukkarathu? Moo-devi.
187. subbu and rukku vukku innikku thaan first night. subbu bed la ukkandhu irukkiraan. Avan wife rukku paaludan (Milk) roomukku ulley varal. subbu : en di? nee paal kondu varum podhu edhukku naked aa ( dress onnum illama) vanthu irukkae ? rukku : atthai than sonnaga..aadai illama than nan paal kondu varanumamnu !! subbu : ?????? 188.Oru Aanum oru pennum oru nalakki veliye poittu thirumbi vettuku vandappo, rendu perukkitteyum saavi illengarathu therinjuthu. Appo avunga enna pesikkitanga? ( sonna adikkatheengappa) " Annalum NoKey nnal.. Avalum NoKey nnal " 188. 3 paer boatlae porange, althle orunthan muslim, christain, and hindus. poiktuirukumpothu kapal didrunu kavanduruthu apo hindus solaran ellarum avanga kadavali nincha kadaval kappathuvatru. apo mulim alla n sollaran kadaval alla avane kapathidararu. appurm christain jesus n sollran appo jesus avne kappathidraru. namba allu athan hindus pillayarappa n sollran pillayar avan munadi vandhu dance adraru en ena avan(ningalum than) pillayar pandigaianniku pillayare kadale karrichutu dance adna athan. 189. Kamal Hassan and his friend Vimal are running to catch 12B bus. But one auto comes in the middle. But both of them run. The bus stops. Vimal gets in, but Kamal does not eventhough he wants to. WHY ? Because, at the back of the bus, it is written "Only Vimal" (Vimal is the company known for textiles in Chennai). 190. WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF "MADE IN JAPAN" ? PALLAM IN JAPAN
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191. oru rishi marathin mel utkarnthu sapittar --> Aangilaththil idhukku enna solluvaanga ? Ans:appreciate (up rishi ate) 192. kaal maela kaal pOtta enna aahum ? --> bill erum (adhudhaanga, idhu kooda ungalukku theriyaliya, telephone bill yerumnu ?). Sir, ennae odhaikkaadheenga !! 193. Simran and Ramba in a conference talking about Dhosai: SIMRAN:RaMBA WHY WE TURN THE DHOSAI? RAMBA:TO HAVE THE SAME COLOR ON BOTH SIDES. SIMRAN:NO,THAT'S NOT THE REASON WHY WE TURN IT. RAMBA:SO WHY? SIMRAN:IF WE DON'T TURN IT,THE DHOSAI WON’T KNOW HOW TO TURN ALONE. 194. One day in Adyar Bus stop... Raju: Sir! 21E poiducha? Oruvar: Yov! Pora vara "E"ellam ennrathuthaan enn velaya? Raju: ...!!! 195. Oru engineer chennaile L.I.C.Building road vazhiya romba vegama odi varraru anal L.I.C. Buildingai parthaudane suddena ninnurraru. adhu yean? "avarukku kal valihirukkum" Adhudhan illay "appuram edhukku ninnaru?" Adhu avarudaiya ishtam. Engaye venunnalum nippar. 196. Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck were fighting and DD pushed MM against the wall. MM immediately pulled out his pen and started writing the Ramayana. Why? coz he became Wallmickey! :) 197. Whiskeyum Brandiyum kalyaanam pannina enna pannum? Thanni kuduthanam pannuvanga 198. Napoleanku bayam na ennane theriyaadu, yen? enna nepoleanlkku tamil theriyathu 199. Ravana gets into a depressingly apologetic mode while the war is on and calls Ram on his cell and says. "Dude come over. I want to apologise to you in person". Ram is not too sure, nevertheless goes over to the palace to meet Ravana. What does Ravana say? Ravana says, “yendha thalaiya vecchu sorry kekkarudhunu theriyale”. 200. A Girl comes home pretty late. Father: "yendi ivlo late-a vara" Mother : "what took u so long to get home.." Anna: "itni late kyun?" (hindi ) PAGE 12 OF 14
oru vayasu ponnu veetukku late-aa vandhaa NAALU PAERU NAALU VIDHAMAA pesuvaange!
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