Tinder Line Ideas: Make a little game in your profle: Eg: “I can guess your avourite ood” I got a few more "message-firsts" after switching to this style, but it also gave me something to lead in with. So, if you used, for example, "I can guess your favorite food", just send one off messages. Simple, amusing, and fun for you. "Iceberg lettuce"
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I walked up to a cashier and thought she was cute, so I decided eh why not and tried the first pickup line that came to my mind after she finished scanning everything. "So, if I wasn$t buying all this gatorade, would you still check me out" I$m going to have to ask you to leave. /ou$re making the other girls look bad. buddy of mine is really good with women. 0e does this one thing on our uni campus where he$ll go up to a random girl. 0im1 "hey I have a *uestion and need a woman$s advice" 0er1 "sure what$s up" 0im1 "let$s say I see a really cute girl, do I go up and talk to her or is that too direct"
0er1 22.22223 of them say1 "you should totally go talk to her." 0im1 he then introduces himself. I$ve done it two times and got two numbers out of it so it$s clearly a 4553 success rate& Say, "let$s count shoulders&" #ount your own starting from the left to the right with one hand1 "4,6..." #ount theirs, sliding your arm around their shoulders as you finish counting1 7, 8&" Sweat profusely into their shirt.
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/ou remind me of my big toe %ecause I can see myself banging you on every piece of furniture in the house
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THE ULTIMATE TINDER CHEAT SHEET UPDATE: I$m *uite aware some of this info is old and overused, if you have something new:creative:funny that you$d like to add to any of the below categories please post it and I$ll add it +you$ll be credited of course. I$m extremely surprised this thread has gotten as big as it has, it would be a shame not to build on it and make it better. HOW TO USE THIS GUIDE /ou should use these types of things as a template. >ot copy.
In this sentence, there are at least three HthreadsE. Bhese are parts of sentences you can talk about. In this case the threads were1 4.
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0ere are some openers that have worked well for me in the past. Bhe last opener is something I made up today and itEs got the best results. I really encourage you to come up with your own opener as well. Nsing an over-used opener shows a lack of originality and she wonEt be impressed. 4.
/our parents will not like me. I will fall short of almost all of your expectations. I will ruin your credit score. %ut if you let me have sex with you I$ll make you the happiest woman in the world for an entire night. !r 4O minutes. ctually probably more like O.
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I donEt normally give out compliments to girls I just meet but you have great taste in men. TRANSITION If possible make an observational comment on her photos or bio. If you canEt think of anything worthwhile to say. sk her a *uestions about her. Geople love to talk about themselves but they also donEt want to be barraged with *uestions. sk one or two *uestions now and save the rest for later. REMEMBER: Pay close attet!o to "o# s"e $es%o&s a& $e'e$ ac to co*e$sat!oal t"$ea&!+, Bhe aim is to turn this into a free-flowing natural conversation between potential lovers. /ou could even transition into the *uestion with a ridiculous statement like this1 FBhere is something you should probably know about me before you get too attached. I have a vested interest in global domination and IEm a major distributor of methamphetamine. %ut thatEs not important letEs talk about you@ -UESTIONS: (hat are you most passionate about If someone wrote a biography on you what would the title be If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go and why (hat cli*ue did you hang out with at school If you could meet anyone alive or dead, who would it be ;ater on in the conversation when youEve started to reach a deep emotional connection, you might ask these *uestions. DEEP -UESTIONS: If everyone looked the same what would make you stand out If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be
Bo keep things fun and exciting why not play a game, crack a joke or try a riddle. 0ere are some examples below. T"e T$.t" Ga/e Aeep asking *uestions back and forth and the other must answer truthfully. Bhis is your chance to get things sexual. eel free to use these *uestions. (hat is the cra)iest place youEve ever had sex (hatEs your favorite place to be touched (hatEs your favorite sexual position 0ave you ever slept with a co-worker (hen was the last time you had sex 0 -UESTION GAME or this game you tell her youEre going to give her O *uestions and all she has to do is give an incorrect answer for each. or example you might ask, H(hat colour is the skyE and if she says, HGinkE she wins the round !k letEs start 4.
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FRo you know what the other 3 do@ +Bhey say no F!hso youEre one of the ones who@ BANTER LIST (hen she says something funny1 /ou are the 7rd funniest person IEve spoken to today. (hen she compliments you1 Is that what you say to all the guys Is that one of your pickup lines (hen you have something in common1 (e have too much in common. (eEd fight all day long. nd IEd win. (hen sheEs angry1 /ou$re so cute when your angry (hen the topic of your relationship is brought up1 (e would be bad together, all fights and makeup sex. %ackhanded compliment1 !ut of all the Pfirst nameQ Plast nameQ$s I know, I think you$re my favorite. (hen sheEs misbehaving1
