GUI N O N DE P A R P CI N O A RT ICI A A N
INDICE Información general
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Objetos
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Créditos
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SCIENCE FICTION / DOUBLE FEATURE
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DAMMIT JANET
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OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE
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THE TIME WARP
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SWEET TRANSVESTITE
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THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES
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I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN (part I)
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HOT PATTOTIE (BLESS MY SOUL)
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I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN (par II)
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TOUCHTOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH ME
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EDDIE
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PLANET, SCHMANET JANET
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ROSE TINT MY WORLD
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A. FLOOR SHOW B. FAN FANFAR FARE E / DON T DREAM IT C. WILD AND UNTAMED THING
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I M GOING GOING HOME HOME
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SUPER HEROES
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SCIENCE FICTION / DOUBLE FEATURE
REPRISE
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Información general: Las instrucciones del público están en negrita. El texto que hay que gritar está también entre comillas. La instrucción (eco) indica que la línea que sigue hay que gritarla con los actores. Cada vez que Brad aparezca y, especialmente, cuando se presente, se recomienda gritar ¡Gilipollas! . Más discretamente, discretamente, ¡Zorra! es el apelativo adecuado para Janet. Cuando aparezca el Narrador (o Profesor), se puede elegir entre ¿Dónde está tu jodido cuello? o ¡Me abuuuuuuuurroooo urroooooo! oo! . Al Dr. Scott simplemente se le abuchea. Nota: Las frases frases han sido sacadas (lease (lease traducidas traducidas ) del libro de Michael Hess y Sal Piro, Piro, y del guión de participación del Cine-Teatre Cine-Teatre de l Eixample de Barcelona, utilizado por el RHPS
Oficial Spain Fan Club.
Objetos: Arroz
Ramo de flores (opc.) Periódico Pistola de agua Globo
Linterna Guantes de cocina (opc.) Matasuegras y/o carraca Confetti Papel higiénico Gorrito de fiesta Campanilla Naipes
Créditos:
Mónica Arévalo Iván Castro José Luis González Toni Lou
Miguel Ángel Parra Edgar Torné María Vivancos
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Antes de empezar la película ¡Un, dos, tres, que empiece la jodida película! ¡Cuatro, cinco, seis, olvidad la película, y que empiece la jodienda!
SCIENCE FICTION / DOUBLE FEATURE Al empezar los primeros acordes, Hace mucho mucho mucho tiempo, en una galaxia muy muy lejana, Dios dijo Que se hagan los labios, y así fue. Y Dios vio que era bueno. Y los labios cantaron Labios:
Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood still But he told us where we stand. "¡En la Tierra!" And Flash Gordon was there In silver underwear, ¡Eran dorados! Claude Rains was the Invisible Man. ¿Quién es Claude Raines? Then something went wrong For Fay Wray and King Kong; They got caught in a celluloid jam. "Yay jam!" Then at a deadly pace It Came From... "¿De dónde? Outer Space. "¡Graci as! And this is how the message ran: ¡Congélate!"
Coro:
Science fiction, double feature Doctor X will build a creature. See androids fighting Brad and Janet Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh At the late night ¡Rocky Rocky! , double feature ¡Rocky Horror ! , picture show.
Cuando salgan los nombres de: Tim Curry (Dr Frank-NFrank-N-Furter): Susan Sarandon (Janet Weiss): Barry Bostwick (Brad Majors):
Richard Richard O Brien (Riff Raff):
Magenta: Columbia: Dr Scott: Peter Hinwood (Rocky Horror): Meat Loaf (Eddie): Charles Gray (The Criminologist): Labios:
¡Tío bueno! ¡Zorra! ¡Gilipollas! ¡Drogadicto! ¡Drogadicto! La hermana del drogadicto! ¿De dónde te traen la coca? Abucheos
¡Uh uh uh! ¡La cena! ¿Dónde está tu jodido cuello?"
I knew Leo G. Carrol Was over a barrel When Tarantula took to the hills. "¡Chúpate el labio!" And I really got hot When I saw Jeanette Scott Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills. ¿Y qué coño es un trífido? Dana Andrews said Prunes Gave him the runes And passing them used lots of skills. But When Worlds Collide, Hacer explotar el globo, dar una plamada o gritar ¡Boom! Said George Powell to his bride,
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Coro:
"I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills," Like a... Science fiction, double feature Doctor X will build a creature. See androids fighting ¡Fol ¡Folla land ndo, o, tirá tiránd ndos osee a ! Brad and Janet Anne Francis stars in "Garganta Profunda y Forbidden Planet Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh At the late night ¡Rocky Rocky! , double feature ¡Rocky Horror ! , picture show. I wanna go ¡Y yo también! Oh Oh Oh ocky Horror To the late night ¡Rocky Rocky! , double feature ¡Rock show. ocky Horror To the late night ¡Rocky Rocky! , double feature ¡Rock show. By RKO, "R-K"R-K-Quién?" Oh Oh Oh ocky Horror To the late night ¡Rocky Rocky! , double feature ¡Rock show. "¿Dónde se folla mejor? In the back row, ¡Que le den po l culo a la fila fila de atrás! Oh Oh Oh ocky Horror To the late night ¡Rocky Rocky! , double feature ¡Rock show.
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Cuando aparezca la iglesia en pantalla : mover las manos para hacer que la cámara vaya bajando.
Dentoniano:Here they come! ( los dentonianos vitorean y lanzan arroz) Tirar arroz Fotógrafo: Let's get a picture. Close together now. The parents and then the grandparents. Just of the close family. Ahhh, hold that. Beautiful. And... (snap) Ralph:
I guess we really did it, huh. "¡Dale un golpe! ¡Devuélveselo! gilipollas!
Brad:
I don't think there's any doubt about that. You and Betty have been almost inseparable since you met in Dr. Scott's refresher courses.
Ralph:
Well to tell you the truth, Brad, that's the only reason I showed up in the first place.
Betty:
O.K. you guys, this is it.
Ralph:
Well Betty's going to throw the bouquet. Tirar ramo
Janet:
"Hey, Janet, ¿tienes sífilis?" I got it! I got it!
Ralph:
Hey big fella, looks like it could be your turn next, eh?
Brad:
Who knows.
Ralph:
Well, so long, see you Brad. "¡Hasta la vista, gilipollas! Guess we better get going now , Betty. Come on, hop in. (se van en el coche) "¡Piénsalo, gilipollas, este dedo huele a Janet!
¡Lucha de
¡Dale dos golpes al coche si eres un gilipollas!
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Cuando el coche arranca y todos corren detrás: ¡No os olvidéis de los abuelos! Cuando la pareja de ancianos corre tras el coche : ¡Mierda, se nos ha vuelto a escapar el autobús! Janet:
Oh Brad, wasn't it wonderful? "No" Didn't Betty look radiantly beautiful? "No" I can't believe it. An hour ago she was just plain old Betty Monroe, and now... "¡Y ahora es una zorra! now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapshatt. ¡Hapshit!
Brad:
Yes Janet, Ralph is a lucky guy. "¡No, Betty también tiene sífilis!
Janet:
Yes.
Dentoniano:I always cry at weddings. "¡Y yo en los funerales!
¡Como yo, cariño!
¡Enséñanos la estatua de un angelito masturbándose! Brad:
Everyone knows that Betty is a wonderful little cook. "¡Es la patata más caliente de Denton! ¡Sí , Denton, el hogar de la felicidad!
Janet:
Yes.
Brad:
Why Ralph himself, he'll be up for a promotion in a year or two.
Janet:
Yes.
DAMMIT JANET ¿Porqué la felicidad apunta al sombrero de Janet? Brad:
Hey Janet. "¡Siéntate en mi cara y muévete!
Janet:
Yes Brad?
Brad:
I've got something to say.
Janet:
Uh huh.
Brad:
"¡Dilo, gilipollas! I really love the... ¡Emp ¡Empiez iezaa por S ! skillful way ¡Qué jodido genio! ... you beat the other girls... ¡Con un bate de baseball! to the bride bouquet ¡Y con eso también!
Janet:
¡Cómete el ramo, zorra! Oh Brad.
Brad:
The river was deep but I swam it. Janet The future is ours so let's plan it. Janet So please, don't tell me to can it. Janet I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet I love you.
The road was long but I ran it. ¡Que alguien rebobine la película ! There's a fire in my heart and you fan it. Janet If there's one fool for you then I am it. Janet ¡Mata al gato! I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet I love you. ¡Dibuja el culo de Janet en la puerta! Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker. ¡No! ¡Tú eres la reina!
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Cuando el limpia-parabrisas se vaya moviendo: "¡Gilipollas! ¡Zorra! ¡Gilipollas! ¡Zorra!..."
Nixon:
I have never been a quitter... To leave office before my term is completed is abhorrent to every instinct in my body. But as President I must put the interests of America first. America needs a full time president... And a full time Congress...
Janet:
Gosh, that's the third motorcycle that's passed us. ¡No, es el primero! ¡Las zorras no saben contra! They sure do take their lives in their hands, what with the weather and all.
Brad:
¡Di algo, gilipollas! Yes, life's pretty cheap to that type. ¡Como Janet!
Janet:
Oh. Oh. What's the matter, Brad darling?
Brad:
¡Haz el ruido de una vaca! Mmm. We must have taken the wrong fork a few miles back. ¡Gilipollas!
Janet:
Oh, but where did that motorcyclist come from? Tararea la música de Twilight Zone
Brad:
Hmmm... Well I guess we'll just have to turn back. ¡Cuidado con el cámara! (BOOM)
Janet:
Oh! What was that bang? ¡Una gang-bang!
Brad:
We must have a blowout. DAMMIT! I knew I should have gotten that spare tire fixed. ¡Gilipollas! Well, you just stay here and keep warm and I'll go for help. But where will you go? We're in the middle of nowhere...
Janet: Brad:
¡Recuerda el castillo, gilipollas! Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles? Aplausos y vítores varios Maybe they have a telephone we could use. ¡En los castillos no hay teléfono, gilipollas!
Janet:
I'm going with you.
Brad: Janet: Brad:
Oh, no, darling, there's no sense in both of us getting wet. ¡Janet ya está
mojada !
I'm coming with you! Besides darling, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman, ¡Lo es! and you might never come back again. ¡No tendrás tanta suerte! Heh, heh, heh, heh.
Cuando salgan del coche : Usar las pistolas de agua y cubrirse la cabeza con un papel de periódico.
¡Dale una patada! Usar las pistolas de agua y cubrirse la cabeza con un papel de periódico.
¡Zorras a la izquierda ! ¡Zorras a la derecha! Cuando salga el cartel: ¡Arriesgaos, que si no nos quedamos sin película !
¡Podrías haberte comprado un paraguas , zorra tacaña!
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OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE come-zorras! ras! Antes de que Janet se agache: ¡Cuidado con el árbol come-zor Janet:
¡Canta, zorra! In the velvet darkness, Of the blackest night, Burning bright, there's a guiding star. ¡Date la vuelta, zorra, no puedo leer la sección de deportes! No matter what or who you are.
Brad y Janet: There's a light... Encender las linternas cuando digan light Chorus:
Over at the Frankenstein place.
Brad y Janet: There's a light... Chorus:
¿Dónde está Papá Noel? Burning in the fireplace...
Brad y Janet: There's a light, a light in the darkness of everybody's life. Apagar las linternas darkness . Se puede gritar Darkness! Darkness! si la gente no las cuando digan darkness apaga. apaga. Riff Raff:
¡Cántate una coplilla, Riff! The darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming. ¡Primer plano! Flow morphia slow, let the sun and light come streaming ¿Dónde? Into my life. Into my life... ¡Es el increíble jorobado menguante!
Brad y Janet: There's a light... Encender las linternas otra vez
Chorus:
Over at the Frankenstein place.
Brad y Janet: There's a light... Chorus:
¿Dónde está la discografía de Raphael ? Burning in the fireplace. There's a light, a light
Brad y Janet:... in the darkness of everybody's life. Apagar Apagar las linter linternas nas en darknes darknesss . Se puede gritar Darkness! si la gente no las apaga . Narrador:
¡And ¡And so, so, and and so, so, and and so, so, ! And so, it seemed that fortune had smiled on Brad and Janet and that they had found the assistance that their plight required ¿Estás seguro? Or had they? ¡Nya ha ha!
¡Es Scooby-Doo después de fumarse un porro ! Janet:
Brad, let's go back, I'm cold and frightened...
Brad:
Just a moment Janet, they might have a phone. Cuando llaman al timbre: ¡Ding-dong, el gilipollas llama a su puerta!
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Cuando Riff Raff abre la puerta: ¡Bienvenidos a Jurassic Park! Riff Raff:
¡Di hola, Riff! Hello.
Brad:
Hi! My name is Brad Majors, ¡Gilipollas! and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. miles ¡Zorra! I wonder if you could help us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road... do you have a phone we might use?
Riff Raff:
¡Mira entre las piernas de Janet! You're wet.
Janet:
¡Eh Janet! ¿Eres una zorra? Yes. Yes. It's raining.
Bard:
¡Eh Brad! ¿Eres un gilipollas? Yes.
Riff Raff:
¿Te drogas, Riff? Yes... I think perhaps you better both come inside.
Dios, ¿eres gay? (Relámpago) Despué s de que se cierre la puerta: Eh Brad, ¿cómo vuelan los gilipollas? Al aparecer la escalera : ¡Quien encuentre a la criada se lleva un gallifante !
se ha puesto una zorra en medio!
¡No puedo,
Janet:
You're too kind. Oh Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this?
Brad:
Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos. ¡Como !
Janet:
Oh.
Riff Raff:
This way. ¡Sigan al jorobado menguante y su dedo saltarín!
Janet:
Are you having a party? ¡No! ¡Es la discoteca de mi hermana !
Riff Raff:
You've arrived on a very special night. It's one of the master's affairs. ¿Cuál de ellos?
Janet:
Oh lucky him.
Magenta:
¡Eh Magenta, conjúganos algo ! You're lucky, He's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! (eco) ¡La baranda es afortunada! Ha ha ha ha ha!
¡Eh Riff, enséñanos a ! THE TIME WARP Riff Raff:
¿Cómo es tu rabo?
It's astounding;
Time is fleeting; ¿Cuál es tu grupo de música favorito? Madness takes its toll.
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But listen closely... Magenta: Riff Raff:
¿Por cuánto tiempo?
Not for very much longer. ¿Cuántas pelotas tienes? I've got to ¡Yo tengo tres! keep control. I remember doing the time -warp ¡Uno! ¡Dos! Drinking those moments when The blackness would hit me
Riff y Magenta: And a void would be calling... Transilvanos: Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. ¿Cómo se baila? Éstas son las instrucciones a seguir: Narrador:
It's just a jump to the left.
Todos:
And then a step to the right.
Narrador:
With your hands on your hips.
Todos:
You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust "¡Ooh-ahah-ooh-ah!" o "¡Sexo en grupo! ¡Sexo en grupo!" That really drives you insane. Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again.
Magenta:
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me. So you can't see me, ¿Tú puedes? no, not at all. In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention, Well secluded, I see all.
Riff Raff: Magenta:
With a bit of a mind flip You're into the time slip. ¡Hazle una paja al pajarito !
Riff Raff:
And nothing can ever be the same.
Magenta:
You're spaced out on sensation.
Riff Raff:
Like you're under sedation.
Todos:
Let's do the time-warp again. ¡Abajo! ¡Arriba! ¡Abajo! ¡Arriba! Let's do the time-warp again. ¡Adelanta! ¡Atrás! ¡Adelante! ¡Atrás!
Columbia: Well I was walking down the street just having a think When this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink. He shook me up, he took me by surprise He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes. He stared at me and I felt a change. Time meant nothing, never would again. Todos:
Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again.
Narrador:
It's just a jump to the left.
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Todos:
And then a step to the right.
Narrador:
With your hands on your hips.
Todos:
You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane. Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. (Columbia baila claqué) Dar palmas siguiendo el ritmo ¡2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14! ¡Trágate ésa, Ann Miller!
Justo antes de que tropiece con las escaleras: ¡Cuidado con el escalón, mamá! Todos:
Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again.
Narrador:
It's just a jump to the left. ¡Bájese de la puta mesa, abuelo!
Todos:
And then a step to the right.
Narrador:
With your hands on your hips.
Todos:
You bring your knees in tight . But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane. ¡Que alguien rebobine la película! Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again.
Antes de que aparezca la gorda: ¡Sacad los arpones, que viene Moby Dick!
Janet:
Brad, say something.
Brad:
¡Di una gilipollez! Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison ? ¡No, pero bailamos la lambada de puta madre!
Janet: Brad, please, let's get out of here. ¡Mira, Janet lleva un condón en la cabeza! Brad:
For God's sake keep a grip on yourself Janet.
(El ascensor va bajando y Frank golpea el suelo con el tacón al ritmo de la música)
Aplaudir o golpear el suelo siguiendo el mismo ritmo mientras se va gritando: Sexo anal! ¡Sexo oral! Brad:
It's just a party, Janet.
Janet:
Well - I want to go.
Brad:
Well we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone.
Janet:
Well then ask the butler or someone.
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Brad:
Just a moment, Janet - we don't want to interfere with their celebration.
Janet:
This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce, Brad.
Brad:
They're probably foreigners with ways different than our own. They may do some more... folk dancing.
Janet:
Look, I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared.
¿Qué haces cuando te enseñan una polla? Brad:
I'm here - there's nothing to worry about
(Janet grita y se desmaya) Gritar cuando Janet lo haga SWEET TRANSVESTITE Frank:
How do you do, I See you've met my Faithful handyman. He's just a little brought down Because when you knocked He thought you were the candyman. (eco) ¡El camello! Don't get strung out by the way I look. Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover. I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania.
Let me show you around Maybe play you a sound. You look like you're both pretty groovy. ¡Haz una mueca! ¡Date una vuelta! Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal, ¿Qué podemos hacer esta noche?
Brad:
Janet: Brad:
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. ¿Quién coño es Steve Reeves? I'm glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry. ¡Left! Right. ¡Left!
We'll just say where we are, Then go back to the car. We don't want to be any worry. (eco) ¡Los dos queremos tirarnos a Tim Curry!
Cuando Frank tira el vaso de agua: hacer lo mismo
Frank:
Well you got caught with a flat, well, how 'bout that? (eco) ¡Fuck my cat! Well, babies, don't you panic. By the light of the night it'll all seem alright. I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
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I'm just a sweet transvestite "¡Boom-chicka -boom-chicka -boom!" From Transexual, Transylvania. Why don't you stay for the night?
Riff Raff:
Night. (eco) "Night!"
Frank:
Or maybe a bite? (eco) Bite!
Columbia: Bite. Frank:
I could show you my favourite obsession. "¡Sexo!" o!" I've been making a man "¿Llamas a eso un hombre ? With blond hair and a tan ¿Y a eso un bronceado? And he's good for relieving my "¡Sexual!" ... tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite ¡Fóllatelo con los ojos! From Transexual, Transylvania. HIT IT, HIT IT! ¡Ese culo! o eco HIT IT, HIT IT! I'm just a sweet transvestite Frank, Columbia, Riff Raff, Magenta: Sweet transvestite Frank:
From Transexual,
Columbia, Riff Raff, Magenta: Transylvania. Frank:
So ¿Qué? - come up to the lab, And see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici - (3 segundos) ¡Dilo! - pation. Mastur But maybe the rain Isn't really to blame. So I'll remove the cause. (ríe) ¿Y qué pasa con esos sucio s síntomas? But not the symptom. (aplauso) (les dan toallas a Brad y Janet)
Janet: Brad:
Eh Janet, ¿qué dices cuando Frank te folla? Thank you. Eh Brad, ¿qué dices cuando Frank te folla?
Thank you very much. (Columbia y Riff Raff empiezan a desnudar a Brad y Janet)
Janet:
Eh Janet, ¿qué dices cuando Brad intenta follarte? te? Oh! Brad!
Brad:
It's all right Janet. We'll play along for now and pull out the aces ¡Vaya par de ases! ases! when the time is right.
Columbia:
¿Cómo te gusta el sexo? Slowly, slowly! It's too nice a job to rush.
Brad:
Hi, my name is Brad Majors, ¡Gilipollas! and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss; ¡Zorra! You are...
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Columbia: You're very lucky to be invited up to Frank's laboratory. Some people would give their right arm for the privilege. ¡O su teta izquierda! Brad:
People like you maybe.
Columbia: Ha! I've seen it. ¡Yo no pongo la lavadora!
¡Coge algo útil, Brad, como un zapato! (Riff Raff echa vino en una copa) ¡Dale un tiento, Riff! Riff Raff:
Come along - the master doesn't like to be kept waiting.
Columbia: Shift it. ¡Tira la botella! Alguien se coloca debajo de la pantalla e intenta cogerla. ¡Eh Riff, enséñanos tu cara seria!
¡Hay que mejorarla!
(Janet chilla; el ascensor sube )
Janet:
Is he - Frank, I mean - your husband?
Riff Raff:
The master is not yet married, nor do I expect he ever shall be. We are simply his servants. ¡Esclavos!
Janet:
Oh.
(El ascensor pasa por un piso a oscuras) ¡Es el camerino de Stevie Wonder! nder! (Frank aparece en escena) ¡Pero qué modosita! Mientras la gente sale del ascensor: ¡El hombre invisible primero, las zorras segundo , los gilipollas tercero ! Al aparecer los transilvanos en la baranda: ¡We are the world / we are the children ! ¡
y las bolleras al final!
¡Todo esto puede ser suyo por un módico precio! ¡Mira, son Ken y Barbie! Frank:
Brad:
¿Cuál es tu color favorito? Magenta! ¿De dónde es tu café? Columbia! Go assist Riff Raff. ¡Guau guau! I will entertain... uh huh huh... (se ríe) ¡Al cámara! ¡Tócame a mí! Brad Majors. ¡Gilipollas! And this is my fiancee, Janet "Vice". ¡Zorra!
Janet:
Weiss.
Brad:
Weiss? Um
Frank:
Eh Frank, ¿hablas francés? Enchanté. (Janet se ríe)
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¡Se te ha caído la joroba, Riff! (Rocky gruñe) ¡Es un tampón gigante! Frank:
Oh! Rocky!
THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES Rocky:
The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head, And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread. ¡Dale una patada ! Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery. Oh, can't you see, that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer. I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed.
Todos:
That ain't no crime.
Rocky:
And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread.
Todos:
That ain't no crime.
Rocky:
My high is low, I'm dressed up with no place to go. And all I know is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer.
¡No es un tampón, es una PEONZA gigante! Todos:
Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
Rocky:
Oh ho no no
Todos:
Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
Rocky:
Oh ho no no
Todos:
Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
Rocky:
Oh ho no no
Rocky:
The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head.
Todos:
That ain't no crime.
Rocky:
And I've got the feeling someone's going to be cutting the thread.
Todos:
Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
Rocky:
Oh no no no.
Todos:
Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
Rocky:
Oh no no no.
Todos:
Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
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Rocky:
Oh no no no. (repetir hasta el final --- Sha-la-la)
Todos:
Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha -la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha -la-la-la that ain't no crime, sha -la-la.
Frank:
Well really. That's no way to behave on your first day out.
Rocky:
Ugh, ugh (como un perrito)
Frank:
¡Perdónale ! But since you're such an exceptional beauty, I am prepared to forgive you.
Rocky:
Ugh, ugh (aplaude) Aplaudir como un niño
Frank:
Oh, I just love success.
Riff Raff:
He's a credit to your genius, master.
Frank:
Yes.
Magenta:
A triumph of your will.
Frank:
Yes.
Columbia: He's O.K. ¡Quita las tetas de mi piscina! Frank:
o.k. ? ¡La mosca, Frank! (¡pam!) O.K O.K.. ? I think we can do better than that. Humph! ¡Pregúntales a esos dos! Well, Brad and Janet, what do you think of him?
Janet:
¡Miente, zorra! Well, I don't like a man with too many muscles ¡Sólo uno y bien gordo!
Frank:
I didn't make him... FOR YOU! ¡Pues se lo va a follar igual! He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval.
I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN (part I) Frank:
¡Describe a Pozí ! A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds ¡43 y medio, que ayer se la peló!
Todos:
Will get sand in his face When kicked ¡Dale una patada al Hombre Invisible! to the ground; And soon in the gym with a determined chin , The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause Will make him glisten... and gleam. And with massage, and just a little bit of steam, He'll be pink and quite clean He'll be a strong man. Oh honey... But the wrong man.
Frank:
He'll eat nutritious high protein. And swallow raw eggs... ¿De quién?
Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and... legs. Such an effort if he only knew of my plan. In just seven days... ¡Una semana!
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Frank & transilvanos: I can make you a man. Frank:
He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups, do the snatch, clean and jerk. He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work. ¡Fóllate al potro! Such strenuous living I just can't understand, When in just seven days, ¡Una semana! oh baby,... I can make you a man. ¡Cuidado con la puerta !
Frank:
Ah...ooh!
Columbia: EDDIE!!! ¡La cena! cena! ¡Saca la cena del congelador ! Ésta, en cuanto oye cena , sale corriendo! corriendo! HOT PATOOTIE (BLESS MY SOUL) ¡Tira las gafas y el orinal! Eddie:
Whatever happened to Saturday night,
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright? It don't seem the same since cosmic light Came into my life, I thought I was divine. I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go, And listen to the music on the radio; A saxophone was blowing on a rock 'n roll show. You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled. My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt. I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt And she'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine . Get back in front, put some hair oil on Buddy Holly was singing his very last song. With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along. It felt pretty good. Woo You really had a good time. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n ' n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. (... for a total of twelve times)
(Frank ataca a Eddie con un pico)
Frank:
One from the vaults. (se ríe)
Rocky:
Ugh...
Frank:
Oh baby... Don't be upset... ¡No estoy enfadado, estoy cachondo! It was a mercy killing Mercy, mercy, mercy !"... !"... He had a certain naive charm, ¿Y músculos? but no muscle ¡Saca bola! (Rocky flexiona un biceps)... Oh!
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I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN (part II) Frank:
But a deltoid and a bicep A hot groin and a tricep. Makes me, ¡Baila con el Pokémon ! oooh , shake, Makes me want to Charles Atlas by the ...ha-haha-hand.
Frank y transilvanos: In just seven days ¡Una semana! I can make you a man. Frank:
¡Paso! ¡Patada! ¡Paso! ¡Patada!... I don't want no dissention, just dynamic tension.
Janet:
¡Canta, zorra! I'm a muscle fan.
Frank:
In just seven days ¡Una semana! I can make you a man Dig it if you can In just seven days, I can make you a man.
¡Es el escaparate escaparate final de El Precio Precio Justo ! (Suena la marcha nupcial de Frank y Rocky) Transilvanos (y público): ¡Frank y Rocky, rah-rahrah-rah! ¡Frank and Rocky, rah-rahrah-rah! ¡Frank and Rocky, rah -rahrah-rah! ¡Frank and Rocky, rah -rahrah-rah!
Titar confetti
Narrador:
¡Yo digo que la vida es una ilusión! There are those that say that life is an illusion ¡Como tu cuello! , and that reality is but a figment of the imagination ¡Como tu cuello! . If this is so, then Brad and Janet are quite safe ¡Como tu cuello! ,... However, the sudden departure of their host...and his creation...into the seclusion of his somber bridal suite had left them feeling both apprehensive and uneasy, a feeling which grew ¡No como tu cuello! as the other guests departed, and they were shown to their separate rooms. ¡Enséñanos tu cuello ! Uy qué cuellito!
(Riff Raff y Magenta llevan a Janet y Brad a sus respectivas habitaciones)
¡Rosa para las zorras!
¡Cuidado con la palangana !
¡Retrospecter ! ¡Y azul para los gilipollas! ¡Brad sabe dónde está la palangana porque estuvo aquí el el mes pasado! ¡No,, es Gran ¡No Gran Herman Hermano o ! (Llaman a la puerta)
Janet:
Uhh! Who is it? Who's there?
Frank (Brad): ¡Soy el fontanero, vengo a desatascarte las cañerías ! It's only me, Janet. Janet:
Oh, Brad darling, come in. Oh! Brad Oh Brad. Yes, my darling... but what if...
Frank (Brad): It's all right, Janet, everything's going to be alright.
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Janet:
¡No le toques el pelo! Oh, I hope so, my darling. Oh... Ah... Ahh! ¡Oh no! ¡Un leproso! OHHH! Oh it's you!
Frank:
I'm afraid so, Janet, but isn't it nice...
Janet:
Oh, you beast, you monster...Oh what have you done with Brad? ¡Todavía nada, se lo guarda para después!
Frank:
Oh, well, nothing. Why, do you think I should?
Janet:
You tricked... I wouldn't have... I've never
Frank:
Yes, yes I know, but it isn't all bad, is it? I think you really found it quite pleasurable.
Janet:
Oh, stop... I mean help... Brad Brad!.Oh Brad!! ¡Brad no está ahí, Brad nunca ha llegado hasta ahí !
Frank:
Shhh. Brad's probably asleep by now. Do you want him to see you like... This!
Janet:
Like this Like how??! Oh, it's your fault... you're to blame... Oh... I was saving myself... ¡Como yo, cariño!
Frank:
Yes, but I'm sure you're not SPENT yet...
Janet:
Promise you won't tell Brad? ¡Pero qué zorra !
Frank:
Cross my heart and hope to die...
never...
Mientras Magenta pasa la fregona: ¡Así fregaba, así, así / Así fregaba, así así / Así fregaba, así así / así fregaba, que yo la vi ! Cuando Riff Raff pase junto a Magenta: ¡No me pises lo mojao! Cuando aparece Rocky durmiendo: ¡Hay que echarle polvos de talco! ¿Es el jardinero? ¡No!
¿Es el cocinero? ¡No! Cuando Riff Raff coge el candelabro: ¡Es el asesino del candelabro! Gritos ¡Sé lo que estás pensando, y no le va a caber ! (Riff Raff asusta Rocky con el candelabro. Mientras Rocky huye: ¿Dónde está el baño?
¡Tírale una vela! Mientras Rocky baja l as escaleras: ¡Es Donkey Kong Junior! Cuando Riff Raff abraza a Magente: Hincha la muñeca! Cuando Riff muerde a Magenta en el cuello: hacer explotar un globo
Frank (Janet): Oh, Brad darling, it's no good here. It'll destroy us. Brad:
Don't worry Janet, we'll be away from here in the morning.
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Frank (Janet): Oh, Brad you're so strong and protective. Brad:
¡No le toques el pelo! ¡Otro leproso! Ah, ah, ah, oh YOU!
Frank:
I'm afraid so, Brad, but isn't it nice...
Brad:
Why YOU! what have you done with Janet? ¡Desatascarle las cañerías!
Frank:
Nothing. Why? Do you think I should?
Brad: Frank:
You tricked me, I wouldn't have... never... never... never... ¿Nunca nunca? ¿Ni
siquiera con los boy-scouts?
Oh Yes yes, I know... but it isn't all bad, is it? Not even half bad, I think you really quite enjoyed it.
(Brad empieza a gemir)
Frank:
Oh... So soft...
Brad:
Stop it... stop it... Oh Janet... JANET! ¡Janet no está ahí, Janet nunca ha llegado hasta ahí !
Frank:
Janet's probably asleep by now. Do you want her to see you like THIS?
Brad:
Like this, like how? It's your fault, you're to blame, I thought it was the real thing! ¡Ñac! Ñac!
Frank:
Oh come on, Brad, admit it, you liked it, didn't you? It isn't a crime to give yourself over to pleasure, Brad. We've wasted so much time already...Janet needn't know, I won't tell her...
Brad:
Well, promise you won't tell...
Frank:
On my mother's graoouuuuuu... ¡No se habla con la boca llena !
(BEEPBEEPBEEP... ) Riff Raff:
Master, Rocky has broken his chains and vanished. ¡Puf! Your new playmate is loose and somewhere on the grounds... Magenta has just released the dogs... (eco) ¡A sus hermanas !
Frank:
Mmmm? Coming! ¿Tan pronto?
Janet:
What's happening here? ¡Cambio! Where's Brad? ¡Cambio! Where's ANYbody? ¡Echando un polvo!
Mientras Rocky corre fuera de la casa: ¡Corre Forrest, corre! Janet:
Oh, Brad. ¡Oh, Janet! Brad, my darling, ¡Janet, my fish! how could I have done this to you? Oh! ¡Ha sido fácil! ¡Pero habría sido más fácil si te hubieras quitado las medias! If only we hadn't made this journey... ¡Pero lo hicísteis! If only the the car hadn't broken down... ¡Pero se averió ! If only we were amongst friends... ¡Pero no lo estais! Or sane persons. Oh Brad, ¡Oh, Janet! Oh Brad, ¡Ponte machorra, zorra ! what have they done with
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him... (ve a Brad con Frank en la pantalla) Oh, Brad, ¡Sí! ¡Brad está fumando! Oh Brad, how could you? ¡Ha sido muy fácil, él no llevaba medias! (Rocky gime y gruñe) ¡Déjale! ¡Sólo se está monstruorbando! ¿ Mons Monstr truo uorr qué? qué? ¡Monstruorbando! ¡No sabía que el semen fuera negro! Janet:
Oh, but you are hurt ¡No jodas jodas!! ... Did they do this to you? ¡Janet, remata la mosca ! I'll dress your wounds... Baby there... let me make it all better.
¡¿Quieres follar? ¡Piénsalo! ¡Sonríe si quieres! Narrador:
Emotion, agitation or disturbance of the mind...Vehement or excited mental state. ¿Qué es también tu cuello? It is also a powerful and irrational master...and from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on their television monitor there seemed little doubt that Janet was, indeed, ¡Una ninfómana! ... its slave.
Magenta y Columbia: Tell us about it, Janet. (eco) ¡Cuéntaselo todo, Chelo! Chelo! TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH ME
Janet:
I was feeling done in, couldn't win ¡Como Artur Mas! I'd only ever kissed before.
Columbia: You mean she... Magenta: Uh huh Janet:
I thought there's no use getting
Into heavy petting It only leads to trouble ¡Eh, mi asiento está mojado ! And seat wetting. Now all I want to know is how to go. I've tasted blood and I want more.
Magenta y Columbia: More, more, more (eco) ¡More, more, more! Janet:
I'll put up no resistance I want to stay the distance I've got an itch to scratch ¿Dónde? I need assistance.
Cuando Janet diga Toucha toucha toucha touch me , el público se toca. Toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me Creature of the night. ¡Hmmm
Huele a bacalao! Then if anything grows, ¡Te lo comes! while you pose, I'll oil you up and rub you down.
Magenta and Columbia: ¡Up! Up! Down, ¡Up! Up! down, ¡Up! Up! down ¡Up! Up! Janet:
And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction
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You need a friendly hand and I need action. Toucha toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me Creature of the night. Columbia: Magenta: Columbia: Magenta:
Toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty. Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, Creature of the night.
Janet:
Toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, creature of the night.
¡La vida desde la taza del váter! ¡Janet por la piedra ! ¡Janet por la piedra ! ¡Janet por la piedra !... Creature of the night. Rocky: Brad: Creature of the night? Creature of the night. Frank: Magenta: Creature of the night. Riff Raff: Creature of the night. Columbia: Creature of the night. Creature of the night. Rocky: Janet: Creature of the night. ¡Córrete, zorra! ¡Brad, no te rías! Riff Raff:
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! ¡Di gracias en francés! Merrrrrcy! (Frank va dándole latigazos) ¡Uno más y te llevas un gallifante!
Frank:
How did it happen? I understood you were to be watching...
Riff Raff:
I was only away for a minute... master.
Frank:
Well, see if you can find him on the monitor.
¡No le des más veces, que le vas a cambiar la joroba de sitio ! Riff Raff:
Master, master... we have a visitor.
¡Es R2-D2 en la ópera! Brad:
Hey, Scotty!... Dr. Everett Scott.
Riff Raff:
You know this earthling ¡Cu ¡Cuidad idado, o, O Brien! Brien! ... this person?
Brad:
Why yes. He happens to be an old friend of mine.
Frank:
¡Ay no! I see. So this wasn't simply a chance meeting. You came here with a purpose.
Brad:
I told you, my car broke down. I was telling the truth.
Frank:
I know what you told me, Brad... but this Dr. Everett Scott, his name is not unknown to me.
Brad:
He was a science teacher at Denton High School.
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¡Enséñanos el pezón! ¡Pe-zón! ¡Pe-zón! ¡Pe-zón! (vítores) Frank:
And now he works for your government, doesn't he, Brad? He's attached to the call UFO's!!! Isn't that right, Brad? bureau of investigation of that which you call
Brad:
He might be... I don't know.
Riff Raff:
The intruder is entering the building, master.
Frank:
He'll probably be...entering the Zen room. ¡Oh no! ¡La habitación Cien no! ¡La noventa y nueve!
Cuando Scott inspecciona una colilla sospechosa: ¡Fúmatelo y pásalo! Shall we inquire of him in person? ¡Oh no! ¡El triple-contact electro-magnet! (pause)
Cuando Scott pasa por la habitación de Magenta y Columbia: ¡Llama antes de entrar! ¡Malditos turistas!
Brad:
Great Scott! Tirar papel higiénico
Dr. Scott:
Frankenfurter, ¿Cómo te gusta el pollo? we meet at last.
Brad:
Dr. Scott!
Dr. Scott:
Brad! What are you doing here? ¡Echando un polvo!
Frank:
Don't play games, Dr. Scott. You know perfectly well what Brad Majors is doing
here. It was part of your plan, was it not? That he and his female should check the layout for you. Well, unfortunately for you all, the plans are to be changed. You just
be adaptable, Dr. Scott; I know Brad is. ¡Dijiste que no lo dirías!
Dr. Scott:
I can assure you that Brad's presence here comes as a complete surprise to me. me . I came here to find Eddie. ¡La cena! cena!
Brad:
Eddie! I've seen him!
Frank:
Eddie! What do you know of Eddie, Dr. Scott?
Dr. Scott:
¡Ponte chulo! I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things. You see Eddie happens to be my nephew. (eco) ¡Mi cena! (Frank gasps)
Brad:
Dr. Scott.
Janet:
Ah! ¡La cagaste , zorra!
Dr. Scott:
Janet! (eco) ¡Janet!
Janet:
Dr. Scott! (eco) ¡Dr. Scott!
Brad:
Janet! (eco) ¡Janet!
Janet:
Brad! (eco) ¡Brad!
Frank:
Rocky! (eco) ¡Rocky!
Cuando aparece Rocky: ¡Ugh!
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¡Utiliza los cubiertos! Dr. Scott:
¡Pínchalo !
Eddie. We came here to discuss Eddie.
Columbia: Eddie. (Frank la amenaza con el cuchillo). ¡Cállate, si no quieres ser el postre ! Frank:
That's a rather tender subject. Another slice anyone? ¡Brad lo pilla! ¡Janet lo pilla! ¡Magenta lo pilla! ¡Rocky lo pilla, pero sigue comiendo!
Columbia: Excuse me Cuando sale por la puerta: ¡Cuidado con el patinete! (Columbia chilla) chilla) ¡No sé porqué te pones así, si y ate lo habías comido antes! ¡Sí, pero no se lo tragó! Dr. Scott:
I knew he was in with a bad crowd, but it was worse than I imagined... Aliens! ¿Con quién coño hablas? ¿Y con quién coño hablamos nosotros?
Rocky:
Ugh?
Brad:
Doctor Scott! ¡Janet! ¡Brad! ¡Rocky! ¡Ugh!
Frank:
Go on, Dr. Scott. Or should I say Dr. Von Scott. ¡Sieg Heil!
Brad:
Just what exactly are you implying? Que es nazi
Dr. Scott:
It's all right!
Brad:
Doctor Scott!
Scott:
It's all right, Brad.
EDDIE Dr. Scott:
¿Desde cuándo era gay? From the day he was born "Not the night but the day!" He was trouble. "Not Monopoly but Trouble!" He was the thorn "Not the rose but the thorn!" In his mother's side. "Not the back, but the side!" She tried in vain... "Not the artery but the vein!"
Narrad Narrador: ... But he never caused her nothing but shame. ¡Shame, shame, shame!
Scott:
He left home the day she died. ¡It s rockin Scottie! teta, Magenta! From the day she was gone ¡Bop shebop bop! All he wanted ¡Bop shebop bop! Was Rock 'n' Roll porn ¡Bop shebop bop! And a motorbike. ¡W ¡Woo oooo oooo oooo oooo oooo ooo o ! Shooting up junk...
Narrator:
¿Quién era Torete? He was a low down cheap little punk!
Scott:
Taking everyone for a ride.
¡Que no se te caiga la
¡Metedle un palo por el culo ! Levantar un palo de escoba o similar debajo de l Dr. Scott.
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Todos:
When Eddie said he didn't like his T eddie You knew he was a no-good kid. Palmadas But when he threatened your life with a switch -blade knife ¡O con un bolígrafo !
Frank: Janet:
What a guy! Makes you cry.
Scott:
Und I did.
Columbia: Everybody shoved him. ¡Un palo por el culo! I very nearly loved him. I said, hey, listen to me; Stay sane inside insanity! But he locked the door and threw away the key. Scott:
But he must have been drawn into something, Making him warn Me in a note that reads...
Todos:
What's it say? What's it say? (eco) What's it say? What's it say?
Eddie's voice: I'm out of my hed. Oh, hurry, or I may be dead. They mustn't carry out their evil deed. ¡Grita! (grito) Todos:
When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy You knew he was a no-good kid. But when he threatened your life with a switch -blade knife. ¡O con un bolígrafo!
Frank:
What a guy!
Janet:
Makes you cry.
Scott:
Und I did.
Todos:
When Eddie said he didn't like his T eddy You knew he was a no-good kid. But when he threatened your life with a switch -blade knife. ¡O con un bolígrafo!
Frank:
What a guy!
Todos:
¿Qué dice Papá Noel?
OhOh-oh-oh...
Janet:
Makes you cry.
Todos:
¿Qué dice Julio Iglesias? Hey, hey, hey...
Scott:
Und I did.
Todos:
Eddie! Eddie
Cuando Frank tira del mantel: ¡Vaya mierda de vajilla! (Todos gritan)
Frank:
Rocky! How could you? ¡Eh Frank, juguemos a hostiar a la zorra! ¡Tú primero! (abofetea a Janet)
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ríen , hasta que Riff dice de (locura general mientras Frank persigue a Janet. Riff y Magenta se ríen, golpe "Shut up!") (eco) ¡Cállate!
PLANET, SCHMANET JANET Frank:
I'll tell you once; I won't tell you twice. You'd You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss. Your apple pie don't taste too nice. You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss. ¡Dale donde más duele ! I've laid the seed; it should be all you need. You're as sensual as a pencil, wound up like an E or first string. When we made it, didja hear a bell ring? Hacer sonar la campanilla. Ya gotta block? Well, take my advice. You better wise up, Janet Weiss. The transducer will seduce ya.
Janet:
My feet! I can't move my feet!
Scott:
My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels! (eco) ¡Dios mío, no me siento la s ruedas! ruedas!
Brad:
¡No me siento los calcetines! It's as if we're glued to the spot !
Frank:
You are! "¡Je je je je jeeee!" . So quake with fear, you tiny fools!
Janet:
We're trapped!
Frank:
(canta) It's something you'll get used to. A mental mind fuck can be nice. nice.
Scott:
You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine. This sonic transducer... it is, I suppose, some kind of audio -vibratory, physiosio-molecular transport device?
Brad:
You mean... ¡Un vibrador!
Scott:
Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time ¡Un vibrador que funciona f unciona! . But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it ¡El vibrador perfecto! . A device capable of breaking down solid matter and then projecting it through space ¡A jugaaaaar! and, who knows, perhaps even time itself.
Janet:
You mean he's going to send us to another planet?
Frank:
Planet, shmanet, Janet! (eco) Planet, shmanet, Janet! You better wise up, Janet Weiss. You better wise up, build your thighs up, You better wise up
Narrator:
And then she cried out...
Janet:
Stop! (eco) ¡Más! ¡Más! ¡Más!
¡Cuidado con el vibrador del Hombre Invisible! Frank:
Don't get hot and flustered! Use a bit of mustard.
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what had gone before, it was clear that this was to be... ¿Un picnic? no picnic. mierda! ¡Y yo que me había traído las hormigas ¡Oh mierda!
ROSE TINT MY WORLD A. FLOOR SHOW (Frank va arriba y abajo preparando el espectáculo, mientras los demás están congelados en el escenario)
¡Esto es lo que pasa cuando no tragas ! Cuando Frank le da a los botones: ¡Venga, a boleo!
(Descongela a Columbia) Columbia
It was great when it all began. I was a regular Frankie fan. But it was over when he had the plan To start a-working on a muscle man. Now the only thing that gives me hope Is my love of a certain dope. Rose tints my world, keeps me safe from my trouble and pain.
(Descongela a Rocky) Rocky:
I'm just seven hours old, ¡Y no sabes bailar ! And truly beautiful to behold. And somebody should be told My libido hasn't been controlled. Now the only thing I've come to trust Is an orgasmic rush of lust. ¡Sácale punta al lápiz! Rose tints my world and keeps me safe from my trouble and pain.
(Dexcongela a Brad) Brad:
¿Cuánto es 2+2?
It's beyond me; ¿Qué dices cuando te masturbas? Help me Mommy! I'll be good; you'll see. Take this dream away. What's this? Let's see, I feel sexy! What's come over me? ¡Cuidado con el cable! Woa Wo a! Here it comes again.
(Descongela a Janet) Janet:
I feel released; bad times deceased. My confidence has increased; ¡Y no ha sido lo único! reality is here. The game has been disbanded; my mind has been expanded. ¡Enséñanos dónde guardas el Oscar ! It's It's a gas that Frankie's landed! His lust is so sincere.
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Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. So let the party and the sounds rock on. ¡Hazle una paja al Hombre Invisible ! ¡Otra! We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone. Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain. ¡Uno! ¡Dos! ¡Tres! ¡Cuatro! Todos:
We're a wild and an untamed thing.
We're bees with a deadly sting. You get a hit and your mind goes ping. Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. So let the party and the sounds rock on. We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone. Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain. (dos veces)
¡Y aquí el coreógrafo se murió !
¡Sí, de asco!
¡Rocky, no pierdas el paso !
¡Ahora que venía la parte buena de la peli, y vienen éstos a jod erla! Riff Raff:
Frank:
Frank N Furter, it's all over.
Your mission is a failure; Your lifestyle's too extreme. I'm your new commander; You now are my prisoner. We return to Transylvania . Prepare the transit beam. Wait! ¿Qué dijiste cuando tu madre te pilló dándole por el culo al perro? I can explain! ¿Puedes explicarlo? ¡Pues a ver si lo haces mejor, que el mes pasado te mataron !
(Frank da instrucciones a Columbia y Rocky) ¡Diossss! ¡Espero que funcione!
Tú las luces, y tú el resto de la mierda
I'M GOING HOME Damas y caballeros, por una noche y sólo por una noche, Judy Garland y la sombra de Alfalfa
Frank:
On the day I went away...
Todos:
Goodbye...
Frank:
Was all I had to say...
Todos:
Now I...
Frank:
I want to come again ["So does Brad"], and stay. ["hard"]
Todos:
Oh, my, my...
Frank:
Smile, and that will mean I may. 'Cause I've seen, oh, blue skies ¡Windows 95!
Through the tears in my eyes And I realize, I'm going home.
¡En esta película se corre hasta el maquillaje !
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Todos:
I'm going home.
¡Y ahora hace su aparición el trippy! Frank: Todos: Frank:
¿Dónde follas? Everywhere ¿Y cómo ha ido? it's been the same... Feeling...
¿Qué sientes cuando te mean encima?
... Like I'm outside in the rain...
Todos:
... Wheeling...
Frank:
... Free to try and find a game...
Todos: Frank:
dealing...
... Cards for sorrow, cards for pain. Tirar naipes . 'Cause I've seen, oh, blue skies Through the tears in my eyes And I realize, I'm going home.
¡Autógrafos a la salida, por favor ! Frank y Todos: I'm going home. (3 veces ) (aplauso)
¡Eclipse total de travesti! Magenta:
How sentimental. ¡Calla, zorra!
¡Vaya bajón el trippy! Riff Raff:
And also presumptuous of you. You see, when I said WE were to return to Transylvania, I referred only to Magenta and myself ¡Y al plátano de mi cabeza! I'm sorry, however, if you found my words misleading, but you see, you are to remain here, in spirit, anyway.
Scott:
Great heavens! That's a laser! ¡No! ¡Es un tenedor gigante!
Riff Raff:
Yes, Dr. Scott. A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti -matter.
Brad:
You mean... you're going to kill him? What's his crime?
Scott: Riff Raff:
You saw what became of Eddie. Society must be protected. ¡Que le le den po l culo culo
a la socie dad!
Exactly, Dr. Scott. And now, Frank N Furter, your time has come. Say goodbye to all of this, ¡Adiooooos! and hello ¡Hola! to oblivion. ¡Hola olvido! ¿Qué tal la familia?
¡La primera en gritar se lleva un tiro en las tetas! (Columbia grita Riff Raff le dispara ) (Frank grita Riff Raff le dispara) ¡Que caiga la cortina!
¡Un poco de cuerda por favor !
¡Gracias !
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To find the truth. I've even lied. ¡Por sexo anal! But all I know ¡Del se sexo an anal ! is down inside Todos:
I'm bleeding...
Janet:
And super heroes come to the feast ¡Se me ha caído una lentilla! To taste the flesh not yet deceased. And all I know is still the beast Is feeding... Ahh, ahh... (etc.)
Todos:
¡Mamá, me han roto la bici y no me dejan cantar ! Cuando la imagen empiece a girar: mover las manos para hacer que gire .
Narrador:
And crawling on the planet's face ¿Qué hay en la Moncloa? Some insects ¿Cómo se llaman? called the human race... ¿Dónde está tu jodido cuello? Lost in time ¿Cuál es tu serie favorita? And lost in space. And meaning.
¡Coros! Todos:
Meaning.
¡Cierra la puer ta! ta! ¡Y apaga el globo ! ¡Abuela, saque el xilofón! SCIENCE FICTION / DOUBLE FEATURE - REPRISE Usherette: Science Fiction Double Feature. Frank has built and Lost his creature. Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet. The servants gone to A distant planet. Wo, oh, oh, oh. At the late night, double feature, Picture show. I want to go, oh, oh, oh. To the late night, double feature, Picture show.
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