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MONOLOGUES -- Female Jennifer from Tom Griffin's AMATEURS Excited? I was ecstatic! I was already plannin my wardroe for t"e Emmys# And I read one more time# My t"ird callac$# %&t I didn't et it# it# I went o&tside# It was one of t"ose "ay (#A# days) one of t"ose days w"en e*eryt"in felt so "ot and### artificial# I co&ld see t"e +ollywood sin s"immerin &p in t"e "ills# So I ot in my rented ,lymo&t" and dro*e &p to (a$e (a$e +oll +ollyw ywood ood## (a$e (a$e +oll +ollyw ywoo ood) d) it's it's perf perfec ect! t! T" T"ee damn damn t"in t"in is made made of concrete! I wal$ed aro&nd it# And all I co&ld t"in$ ao&t was) -Are t"ere fis" in t"is la$e?- So I as$ed someody# I act&ally went &p to t"is &y) t"is worn.down) middle.aed &y) and as$ed) -Are t"ere fis" in t"is la$e?- /o& /o& $now w"at "e said) -T"is is +ollywood) lady# 0o fis" except for t"e s"ar$s# 0o ottom except for t"e slime# 0o princes except for t"e fros#fros#- And we ot" la&"ed# I left ao&t two wee$s later# later# I didn't "a*e t"e &ts# It wasn't t"e talent# It was t"e &ts# Grace from Tina +owe's A,,EARA01ES T"e one wit"o&t t"e les "as t"ese c&stom.made artificial les t"at s"e "oo$s onto "erself# T"ey're amain) t"ey're so life life li$e) t"e exact same color color and text&re as "er own s$in# T"e t"in t"at really ets me ao&t "er) t"o&") and I'm proaly strane to to notice it # # # is e*ery day s"e's ot a fres" pair of soc$s# T"at's ri"t) eac" ni"t s"e discards discards t"e pair s"e'd een wearin and selects a clean pair for t"e next day# If yo& stop and t"in$ ao&t it) yo& realie t"ere's no way t"ose soc$s e*er et dirty since s"e doesn't "a*e feet t"at et t"em all sweated sweated &p# S"e's 2&st 2&st a stic$ler for appearanc appearances es and insists on fres" fres" soc$s e*ery e*ery day eca&se fres" soc$s loo$ loo$ etter t"an wilted wilted ones! 3ell) ell) w"en I loo$ down and see t"ose span$in w"ite soc$s "&in t"ose little plastic an$les of "ers) t"e c&ffs folded 2&st so # # # it rins tears to my eyes! T"at little irl really ta$es pride in "ow s"e loo$s! S"e $nows s"e's een orn wit" wit" a "andicap) &t s"e doesn't let it it et to "er# "er#
,ony from Tina +owe's A,,R4A1+I0G 5A05I%AR I et so scared t"in$in ao&t it) I can't sleep# E*ery ni"t I to&c" my edside li"t forty. forty. fo&r times and "old my reat" for as lon as I can and an d pray) -,lease God) don't let me die! I'll e ood) I'll e ood!- And t"en I start imainin imainin w"at it will e li$e # # # /o& /o& $now) $now) ein dead in a coffin) ein &nderro&nd all alone in t"e dar$) wit" t"e mice) and spiders) and worms crawlin o*er me # # # and) and dead people moanin all aro&nd me # # # and tryin to call Mommy and 6addy &t t"ey can't "ear me eca&se I'm so far &nderro&nd# And) and t"en I start start t"in$in ao&t ein t"ere fore*er and e*er and e*er and e*er &ntil my ody's a s$eleton # # # a clattery s$eleton wit" rinnin teet" and no eyes) and I to&c" my ni"t.li"t 788 times so it will o away and) t"en 988 times) and 888 times) and I et cryin so "ard Mommy "as to come in and "old me# # # And) and # # # 4" no) it's startin to "appen now# # # 1o&ld I et in ed wit" yo&?
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(ynette (y nette from Ric"ard 1ameron's 1A0'T STA06 STA06 U, :4R :A((I0G :A((I0G 6430 I tried to clean &p after "e'd p&lled e*eryt"in o&t of t"e $itc"en c&poard and smas"ed it) &t I c&t my "and ;&ite ; &ite ad on a piece of lass from a sa&ce ottle) I t"in$ it was) and I "ad to lea*e lea*e it# I s"o&ld s"o&ld "a*e "ad stitc"e stitc"ess really# really# It's f&nny f&nny## I t"o&"t t"o&"t it was $etc"&p# $etc"&p# -Ser*es -Ser*es yo& yo& ri"t) ri"t)-- "e says# says# -1leani -1leanin n &p# /o&'re &'re alway alwayss cleanin cleanin &p# (ea*e (ea*e it# it# 6ammit .. (EA
&tterfly in my edroom>w"en it "atc"ed# +e told me t"at w"en t"ey come o&t t"ey're soa$in wet and t"ere is a drop of lood t"ere) too>isn't t"at fascinatin>&t wit"in an "o&r t"ey dry off and t"en t"ey ein to fly# 3ell) I told "im I "ad a cat# I "ad a cat t"en) &t "e said 2&st p&t t"e cocoon somew"ere w"ere t"e cat co&ldn't et at it ### w"ic" is impossile) &t w"at can yo& do? So I p&t it &p "i" on a lede w"ere t"e cat ne*er went) and t"e next mornin it was still t"ere) at least so it seemed safe to lea*e it# 3ell) anyway) almost a wee$ later *ery) *ery early t"is one mornin t"e &y calls me) and "e said) 'April) do yo& "a*e a &tterfly t"is mornin?- I told "im to "old on and manaed to et &p and loo$ and t"ere on t"at lede I saw t"is wet spot and a little spec$ of lood &t no &tterfly) and I t"o&"t -4" dear God in "ea*en) t"e cat ot it#- I pic$ed &p t"e p"one to tell t"is &y and 2&st t"en s&ddenly I spotted it &nder t"e dressin tale) it was mo*in one win# T"e cat "ad ot at it) &t it was still ali*e# So I told t"e &y and "e ot so &pset and "e said -4" no>o") God) no>don't yo& see t"at's a life>a li*in t"in?- 3ell) I ot dressed and too$ it to t"e par$ and p&t it on a rose) it was s&mmer t"en and it loo$ed li$e it was oin to e all ri"t>I t"in$) anyway# %&t t"at man>I really felt damaed y "im >awf&l>t"at was 2&st cr&el# I ot "ome and I called "im ac$ and said) -(isten) I'm a li*in t"in too) yo& s"it"ead!- Pause@ I ne*er saw "im aain# Jane from 1"ristop"er 6&ran's '6E0TIT/ 1RISIS 3"en I was ei"t years old) someone ro&"t me to a t"eatre wit" lots of ot"er c"ildren# 3e "ad come to see a prod&ction of Peter Pan# And I rememer somet"in seemed wron wit" t"e w"ole prod&ction) odd t"ins $ept "appenin# (i$e w"en t"e c"ildren wo&ld fly) t"e ropes wo&ld $eep rea$in and t"e actors wo&ld come t"&mpin to t"e ro&nd and t"ey'd "a*e to e carried off y t"e stae "ands# T"ere seemed to e an &nlimited s&pply of &nderst&dies to ta$e t"e c"ildren's places) and t"en they'd fall to t"e ro&nd# And t"en t"e crocodile t"at c"ases 1aptain +oo$ seemed to e a real crocodile) it wasn't an actor) and at one point it fell off t"e stae) cr&s"in se*eral c"ildren in t"e front row# Se*eral &nderst&dies came and too$ t"eir places in t"e a&dience# And from scene to scene 3endy seemed to et fatter and fatter &ntil finally y t"e second act s"e was immoile and "ad to e mo*ed wit" a cart# /o& rememer "ow in t"e second act Tin$erell drin$s some poison t"at ,eter's ao&t to drin$) in order to sa*e "im? And t"en ,eter t&rns to t"e a&dience and "e says t"at Tin$erell's oin to die eca&se not eno&" people elie*e in fairies) &t t"at if e*eryody in t"e a&dience claps real "ard to s"ow t"at t"ey do elie*e in fairies) t"en maye Tin$erell won't die# And so t"en all t"e c"ildren started to clap# 3e clapped *ery "ard and *ery lon# My palms "&rt and e*en started to leed I clapped so "ard# T"en s&ddenly t"e actress playin ,eter ,an t&rned to t"e a&dience and s"e said) -T"at wasn't eno&"# /o& didn't clap "ard eno&"# Tin$erell's dead#
6arlene from Jim (eonard) Jr#'s T+E 6I
are# T"ey're t"e first people) and t"ey're li*in in t"is reat i old arden in E&rope# And t"e t"in ao&t E*e is s"e's wal$in aro&nd pic$in erries and 2&n$ wit" no clot"es on# And t"is sna$e comes strollin &p) see? And "e tells "er "ow s"e's sittin t"ere 2ayird star$ na$ed# So t"is &siness a ein na$ed really sets God off at t"e sna$e) see? 1a&se E*e ein so d&m s"e didn't et in any tro&le) &t now it's li$e a w"ole not"er all ame# And God wasn't 2&st mad at t"is one sna$e eit"er .. "e was mad at all a t"e sna$es and all a t"e worms in t"e world# So "e tells em -:rom now on yo& &ys're onna crawl aro&nd in t"e dirt!- God says) -:rom now on noody li$es yo-
:iona from +eidi 6ec$er's E/E 4: T+E %E+4(6ER I'm pretty# T"ere's no ettin aro&nd it# I 2&st am# ,retty# ,retty is more t"an 2&st a state of ein) it's a way of life# My Mama always said) yo&'re eit"er pretty or yo&'re not) and t"ere's no in etween# S"e doesn't elie*e in isex&als eit"er# S"e doesn't li$e indecisi*eness in anyone# So I # # # am pretty# It's w"at I am# It's w"o I am# 0ow if yo&'re waitin' for me to et to t"e part w"ere I wis" t"ins "ad een different) t"at I "ate t"e s&perficial world t"at we li*e in and ea&ty is only s$in deep) yo& can foret it# T"ose are 2&st t"ins t"at &ly irls tell eac" ot"er to ma$e t"emsel*es feel etter# 0ow yo& $now it and I $now it# T"ere's no need to pretend for me# T"is face) and t"is ass) "a*e otten me e*eryt"in I'*e e*er wanted# 0o) I didn't et t"ins wit" sex# I am far too well red to e t"at *&lar# %esides) I don't "a*e to# -,retty- is t"e promise of sex# 4f ood t"ins) etter t"ins# I am t"e trop"y t"at's always 2&&&&st eyond t"eir finertips # # # and people will do anyt"in to et a limpse) a taste) a to&c"# I'm t"e +oly Grail! 6on't tal$ to me ao&t ein o2ectified# /es) I am ale to &se fo&r.syllale words# %ein' a woman ne*er $ept me from ettin a t"in# 0ow it's not t"at I don't empat"ie# I do# I'*e read plenty ao&t t"e feminist mo*ement # # # and I feel sorry for t"em) I do# %&t I dont' see w"at any of it "as to do wit" me# I mean) c'mon) let's e "onest "ere # # # we all $now t"at t"ose people are 2&st women w"o were ne*er ;&ite pretty eno&"# 0ow t"at's not my fa<# T"e tr&t" is t"e tr&t") and if it "&rts) I can't "elp it# 1at"erine from Rac"el R&in (ad&t$e's GRA1E 04TES E*ery time I et to sleep) I $eep "a*in t"e same dream# I'm wal$in t"ro&" t"is lon "allway) and t"ere's noody else aro&nd# Except) I'm wal$in a little do# It's really friendly and it lo*es me# All of a s&dden t"is door opens>I didn't e*en see it# It's at t"e end of t"e "all) ri"t in front of me# T"ere's a really ri"t li"t) and *oices) and I start feelin faint# T"e next t"in I $now) I wa$e &p and t"e do is one# J&st w"en I open my eyes) I "ear t"e door slam s"&t# As soon as I feel li$e I can et &p) I t&rn t"e door$no) &t it won't open# I try and try) &t t"e door is loc$ed ti"t# I start cryin and screamin) and t"en I see a window and I notice it's snowin o&t# So I o o&tside) and I start dancin in t"e snow# I feel so free) I can almost foret ao&t losin t"e do# 4ff in t"e distance I see a little &ildin) and I start r&nnin toward it# 3"en I et close eno&") I see t"at it's an animal s"elter) and I realie w"at I really want is to et anot"er do# %&t t"e woman in t"e s"elter says I can't# Some"ow s"e $nows I felt "appy w"en t"e do disappeared) and s"e tells me I don't deser*e anot"er one# I e and e "er) and finally s"e arees to 8
let me loo$ at t"eir dos# %&t I can't find any li$e t"e one I lost) and t"at's t"e only one I want# I start cryin# T"en I wa$e &p) and I'm really cryin# 1at"erine from Rac"el R&in (ad&t$e's GRA1E 04TES I don't rememer m&c" ao&t i*in irt") &t I rememer I "eard "er cry# I didn't et to loo$ at "er) or "old "er# T"e n&rse e*en said I didn't deser*e to see "er) eca&se I was i*in "er away# T"ey did let me feed "er once# I "ad to ref&se to sin t"e papers efore t"ey'd e*en let me do t"at# S"e "ad l&e eyes# I t"in$ most aies "a*e l&e eyes) &t "ers weren't at all pale# T"ey were really deep) deep l&e# (i$e t"e ocean# 4ne "o&r) t"at's all we "ad toet"er# T"en t"ey too$ "er away aain# /o& $now w"at I really don't et) Emmy? 3"en I tal$ed to t"e ot"er irls at t"e aency) t"ey all $ept sayin t"ey co&ldn't wait to i*e irt" so t"ey co&ld et ac$ to normal# %&t I didn't want to "a*e t"e ay) eca&se t"en I was oin to lose "er# I tried to $eep "er wit" me as lon as I co&ld# I started "a*in pains in t"e middle of t"e ni"t) &t I didn't wa$e Mom &p &ntil I co&ldn't stand it any more# I didn't want to o to t"e "ospital) 'ca&se I $new I'd e comin "ome alone and empty# T"at's t"e worst part) I t"in$# I feel so empty# I'm cold all t"e time# And now e*eryone expects me to 2&st o on li$e not"in "appened# T"ey lied to me# 0oody told me it wo&ld e li$e t"is# I'm not e*en twenty years old) Emily) and I feel li$e my life is o*er# 4r a part of my life) anyway# And I 2&st $eep waitin for it to stop "&rtin# %&t it doesn't# It 2&st ets worse# /o& don't $now "ow m&c" it "&rts# Emmy# +old me?
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Ree$a from Aaron (e*y's 40E MA0'S 6A01E My fat"er &sed to tell me t"is 6ot T"e Astrona&t story# It's ao&t t"is irl) w"o was always t"e same ae as me no matter "ow old I ot# S"e was orn paralyed>can't wal$) can't reac" o&t) can't dance# At ni"t s"e and "er fat"er wo&ld sit on t"eir alcony and loo$ &p at t"e stars) 2&st li$e we are# 4ne ni"t) 6ot as$ed "er dad w"ere ,l&to was) t"at of all t"e stars s"e wanted to o to ,l&to# +er fat"er as$ed w"y ,l&to? -'1a&se I co&ld dance on ,l&to)- s"e said# -I co&ld dance wit" Mic$ey Mo&se) and Goofy) and 6onald 6&c$) and me#- +er fat"er pointed to t"e s$y and said) all yo& otta do is p&s" t"ose stars o&t of yo&r way) and yo& can et t"ere# T"at's all yo& otta do# And if yo& et t"ere) if yo& act&ally et t"ere) Ira) it's not dar$ anymore# It's ri"t# -T"en I can't et t"ere)- 6ot said) -'ca&se I can't mo*e) I can't reac"#- And 6ot's dad "eld "er &p to t"e s$y and said) -/o& can reac") if yo& 2&st loo$ &p) et real mad at t"em stars) and p&s" t"em o&t of yo&r way# See? (oo$) t"ere's ,l&to) 6ot# 6on't e afraid) (44= AT IT#- Pause#@ And s"e loo$ed) and "er fat"er raised "er "i"er) and C "e let o C Beat #@ And t"at's w"ere s"e is) Ira>on ,l&to) dancin wit" "er pals#
Sal from Glen AltermanDs STREET TA(= +e wanted "ome fried potatoes) t"atDs all# I donDt $now) I rememer) "e came in "ere loo$inD li$e anyody else# S"ort &y) sat at t"e co&nter# Ri"t o*er t"ere# I as$ed "im) /ea") w"atDll it e?F And "e said) +ome fried potatoesF# 0ot"in &n&s&al) no i deal# So) I ordered &p wit" Sam) my s"ort order coo$# And I t&rn ac$ aro&nd and t"is &yDs li$e smilin# 0ot &n&s&al# %&tCt"ereDs li$e t"is reen low cominD offa "im! /ea"# T"atDs t"e est way I can p&t it# Ri"t t"en and t"ere I $new somet"in strane was "appeninD# 0ow listen) we et all $inds cominD in "ere# Two) t"ree in t"e mornin) we et tr&c$ers) dra ;&eens) "oo$ers) &t none of em) none of em e*er lows wit" reen rays cominD o&t of em# So) I $ept it toet"er) said) Exc&se meC&m) is t"ere somet"inD else I can et c"aCesides t"e potatoes?F And "e stopped smilinD# +e was li$e starinD# Intense# (i$e "e was st&dyin me or somet"in# +e loo$ed at me li$e C li$e I was some $inda insect# 1reepy#
t"ere) still s"a$inD anD said) S&re# /o&Dre welcome# /o&Dre welcome#F AnD t"enC"e left# =elsey from (a&ren Mc1onnell's T+E 04RT+ER0 (IG+TS I want to o "ome# I want to catc" a &s tomorrow and o "ome# To 1alifornia! I can't o ac$ to t"e cain and t"e oat and t"e smell! 0ot after 1alifornia! I can't ta$e it anymore! I'm sorry! I'*e 2&st e&n to realie t"at) I don't $now) I 2&st want a normal life# I didn't t"in$ I did) &t I do# 5ep"yr) e*eryt"in about o&r life is strane! /o&'*e 2&st li*ed &p "ere so lon yo& don't see it anymore# E*en I didn't really see it &ntil we went to *isit my parents! 3e li*e in a "o&se wit" no electricity! T"at is strane# T"e only time I et to "ear m&sic is in t"e car! Sometimes I snea$ o&t to t"e car 2&st to listen to t"e radio>e*en if it is not"in &t t"is co&ntry western crap! And o&r at"t& is o&tside t"e "o&se! T"at is strane# +ow many people "a*e to p&t on snow oots e*ery time t"ey want to ta$e a at"? +ow many people "a*e to mil$ a st&pid oat e*ery time t"ey need a little cream for t"eir coffee? 3e li*e a strane life! %&t t"e stranest t"in of all is we don't have to li*e t"is way! 3e "a*e options! 3e co&ld mo*e and et real 2os and "a*e a normal life# 4&r parents are e*en willin to "elp &s! %&t instead we c"oose to li*e li$e t"e %e*erly +illillies efore t"ey str&c$ oil# 0ormal people don't li*e li$e t"at! 0ormal people don't want to li*e li$e t"at# I'm rowin &p fast# I rememer "ow we &sed to sit aro&nd complainin ao&t 1alifornia>ao&t t"e &ildin) t"e rowt") t"e poll&ted) modern rat.race# We $new a etter way# We were etter t"an all of them# 3e wo&ld li*e in "armony wit" nat&re# 3e were so self.ri"teo&s! I'll tell yo& t"is m&c" I enjoyed ein in 1alifornia# I li$ed t"e weat"er# I li$ed t"e malls! I li$ed t"e freeways! I liked it! (orr from 3illiam MastrosimoneDs T+E U064I0G 6on't elie*e one t"in s"e tells yo& ao&t (eo# +e was t"e est# T"e est# S"e didn't deser*e "im# +e only stayed wit" "er eca&se of me# T"e day I t&rned fo&rteen (eo towed an old 1"e*y on t"e lawn# :or a year "e stripped t"at car down and &ilt it ac$ &p from not"in'# E*eryday wit" sandpaper# And w"en I was fifteen "e said) /o& li$e fres" air) %ay? And I said) yea") and "e "ac$sawed t"e roof off and p&t on a con*ertile top# And w"en I was sixteen "e said) 3"at color) %ay? And I said) Red! And t"at year "e made t"at car t"e most $ic$ass candyapple red yo& e*er saw# And "e so&ped it &p fo&r on t"e floor) <. f&el.in2ected enine) mirrors) mas and do&le.c"rome ex"a&st) pl&s" &c$et seats) 1#%#) and doly "etto lasters front and ac$# And "e too$ me o&t and ta&"t me to s"ift and people &sed to stop and ta$e pict&res of my car and as$ "im "ow m&c" "e wanted and "e said) yo& ain't ot eno&") and "e p&t a sin o&t front 1AR 04T :4R SA(E# And w"en I t&rned se*enteen) "e a*e me t"e $eys and a map of t"e U#S#A# wit" fi*e one."&ndred dollar ills st&c$ in it) and "e traced t"e roads I s"o&ld ta$e wit" Maic mar$er) coast to coast) and "e said) Get lost) =id# And (orraine said) 4*er my dead ody! And (eo said) Any way yo& want it# And two days efore me and my irlfriend are lea*in) "e ta$es t"e car o&t one ni"t) to et away from "er) and some s"itfaced "otdo w"o's ot no &se for ST4, sins ta$es (eo away from me# Pause#@ T"e est# K