WICKED THE MUSICAL ACT 1
[Scene 1 - No One Mourns The Wicked]
Oi!ns" #OOD NEWS$ SHE%S DEAD& THE WITCH O' THE WEST IS DEAD& THE WICKEDEST WITCH THE(E E)E( WAS$ THE ENEM* O' ALL O' US HE(E IN O+$ IS DEAD& #OOD NEWS& #OOD NEWS& Oi!n" Look$ i,%s #ind!& #ind! .o!,s in on ! /i!n, 0u00e #ind!" I,%s /ood ,o see e$ isn%, i,2 3Oi!ns A/ree4 No need ,o res5ond ,h!, 6!s rhe,oric!7 'eo6 Oi!ns" LET US 8E #LAD$ LET US 8E #(ATE'UL$ LET US (E9OICI'* THAT #OODNESS COULD SU8DUE THE WICKED WO(KIN#S O' *OU KNOW WHO& ISN%T IT NICE TO KNOW THAT #OOD WILL CON:UE( E)IL2 THE T(UTH WE ALL 8ELIE)E%LL 8* AND 8* OUTLI)E A LIE 'O( *OU AND777 Oi!n" #ind!& E;!c,< ho6 de!d is she2 #ind!" We$ ,here h!s 0een uch ruor !nd s5ecu!,ion777 innuendo$ ou,uendo777 0u, e, e se, ,he record s,r!i/h,7 Accordin/ ,o ,he Tie Dr!/on Cock$ ,he e,in/ occurred !, ,he 1=,h hour> ! direc, resu, o. ! 0ucke, o. 6!,er ,hro6n 0< ! .e!e chid7 *es$ ,he Wicked Wi,ch o. ,he Wes, is de!d& Oi!n" NO ONE MOU(NS THE THE WICKED& Oi!n" NO ONE C(IES THE* THE* WON%T (ETU(N&
Oi!ns" NO ONE LA*S A LIL* LIL* ON THEI( #(A)E& #(A)E& Oi!n M!n"
THE #OOD MAN SCO(NS THE WICKED& Woen" TH(OU#H THEI( LI)ES OU( CHILD(EN LEA(N&
Oi!ns" WHAT WE MISS WHEN WE MIS8EHA)E& #ind!" AND #OODNESS KNOWS THE WICKEDS% LI)ES A(E LONEL* #OODNESS KNOWS THE WICKED DIE ALONE IT 9UST SHOWS WHEN *OU%(E WICKED *OU%(E LE'T ONL* ON *OU( OWN Oi!ns" *ES$ #OODNESS KNOWS THE WICKEDS% LI)ES A(E LONEL* #OODNESS KNOWS THE WICKED C(* ALONE NOTHIN# #(OWS 'O( THE WICKED THE* (EA? ONL* WHAT THE*%)E SEWN Oi!n" #ind!$ 6h< does 6ickedness h!55en2 #ind!" Th!,%s ! /ood @ues,ion> one ,h!, !n< 5eo5e .ind con.usi. She h!d ! .!,her$ 6ho Bus, h!55ed ,o 0e ,he /oernor o. unchink!nd unchink!nd Wi,ch%s ?!ren,s En,er7 're;" I% o.. ,o ,he !sse0<$ de!r7 #ind!" She h!d ! o,her$ !s so !n< do777 're;" HOW I HATE TO #O AND LEA)E *OU LONEL* Meen!" THAT%S AL(I#H IT%S ONL* 9UST ONE NI#HT 're;" 8UT KNOW THAT *OU%(E HE(E$ IN M* HEA(T WHILE I%M OUT O' *OU( SI#HT& 're; E;i,s7 A Loer (uns In,o I n,o The (oo7 #ind!" And ike ! .!iies$ ,he< h!d ,heir secre,s7 Loer" HA)E ANOTHE( D(INK$ M* DA(K E*ED 8EAUT*$ I%)E #OT ONE MO(E NI#HT LE'T HE(E IN TOWN$ SO HA)E ANOTHE( D(INK O' #(EEN ELIE( AND WE%LL HA)E OU(SEL)ES A LITTLE MIE(
THE #OOD MAN SCO(NS THE WICKED& Woen" TH(OU#H THEI( LI)ES OU( CHILD(EN LEA(N&
Oi!ns" WHAT WE MISS WHEN WE MIS8EHA)E& #ind!" AND #OODNESS KNOWS THE WICKEDS% LI)ES A(E LONEL* #OODNESS KNOWS THE WICKED DIE ALONE IT 9UST SHOWS WHEN *OU%(E WICKED *OU%(E LE'T ONL* ON *OU( OWN Oi!ns" *ES$ #OODNESS KNOWS THE WICKEDS% LI)ES A(E LONEL* #OODNESS KNOWS THE WICKED C(* ALONE NOTHIN# #(OWS 'O( THE WICKED THE* (EA? ONL* WHAT THE*%)E SEWN Oi!n" #ind!$ 6h< does 6ickedness h!55en2 #ind!" Th!,%s ! /ood @ues,ion> one ,h!, !n< 5eo5e .ind con.usi. She h!d ! .!,her$ 6ho Bus, h!55ed ,o 0e ,he /oernor o. unchink!nd unchink!nd Wi,ch%s ?!ren,s En,er7 're;" I% o.. ,o ,he !sse0<$ de!r7 #ind!" She h!d ! o,her$ !s so !n< do777 're;" HOW I HATE TO #O AND LEA)E *OU LONEL* Meen!" THAT%S AL(I#H IT%S ONL* 9UST ONE NI#HT 're;" 8UT KNOW THAT *OU%(E HE(E$ IN M* HEA(T WHILE I%M OUT O' *OU( SI#HT& 're; E;i,s7 A Loer (uns In,o I n,o The (oo7 #ind!" And ike ! .!iies$ ,he< h!d ,heir secre,s7 Loer" HA)E ANOTHE( D(INK$ M* DA(K E*ED 8EAUT*$ I%)E #OT ONE MO(E NI#HT LE'T HE(E IN TOWN$ SO HA)E ANOTHE( D(INK O' #(EEN ELIE( AND WE%LL HA)E OU(SEL)ES A LITTLE MIE(
HA)E ANOTHE( LITTLE SWALLOW LITTLE LAD*$ AND 'OLLOW ME DOWN #ind!" And o. course$ .ro ,he oen, she 6!s 0orn she 6!s777 6e777 di..eren,& Mid6i.e" AHHH&& I,%s coin/& 're;" No62 Mid6i.e" The 0!0<%s coin/& 're;" And ho6& Mid6i.e" I SEE A NOSE& 're;" I SEE A CU(L& 8o,h" IT%S A HEALTH*$ ?E('ECT$ LO)EL* LITTLE777 3The< Scre!4 Meen!" Wh!, is i,2 Wh!,%s 6ron/2 Mid6i.e" HOW CAN IT 8E2 're;" WHAT DOES IT MEAN2 Mid6i.e" IT%S ATT(OCIOUS& 're;" IT%S O8SCENE& 8o,h" LIKE A '(O##*$ 'E(N* CA88A#E$ THE 8A8* IS UNATU(ALL* #(EEN&&& 're;" T!ke i, !6!<777 T!ke i, !6!<&&&& #ind!" So
Munchkins" NO ONE MOU(NS THE THE WICKED& NOW AT LAST$ SHE%S SHE%S DEAD AND #ONE& #ONE& NOW AT LAST THE(E%S THE(E%S 9O* TH(OU#HOUT THE LAND& AND #OODNESS KNOWS 3#OODNESS KNOWS4 WE KNOW WHAT #OODNESS IS 3OOOOHHHH4 #OODNESS KNOWS$ THE WICKED DIE ALONE 3 SHE DIED ALONE4 WOE TO THOSE 3WOE TO THOSE4 WHO S?U(N WHAT #OODNESSES THE* A(E SHOWN& NO ONE MOU(NS THE THE WICKED 3#OOD NEWS4 NEWS4 NO ONE MOU(NS THE THE WICKED 3#OOD NEWS4 NEWS4 NO ONE MOU(NS777 THE WICKED777 WICKED777 WICKED&&&&&
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sorcer<2 E5h!0!" Sorcer<2 Morri0e" I sh! ,u,or
NO ONE THINKS *OU%(E ST(AN#E NO 'ATHE( IS NOT ?(OUD O' *OU$ NO SISTE( ACTS ASHAMED$ AND ALL O' O+ HAS TO LO)E *OU WHEN 8* THE WI+A(D *OU%(E ACLAIMED AND THIS #I'T O( THIS CU(SE THAT I HA)E INSIDE MA*8E AT LAST I%LL KNOW WH* WHEN WE A(E HAND IN HAND$ THE WI+A(D AND I AND ONE DA* HE%LL SA* TO ME$ EL?HA8A$ A #I(L WHO IS SO SU?E(IO($ SHOULDN%T A #I(L WHO%S SO #OOD INSIDE HA)E A MATCHIN# ETE(IO(2 AND SINCE 'OLKS HE(E TO AN O8SU(ED DE#(EE SEEM 'IATED ON *OU( )E(DE#(IS WOULD IT 8E AL(I#HT 8* *OU I' I DE#(EENI'* *OU2 AND O' COU(SE THAT%S NOT IM?O(TANT TO ME AL(I#HT& WH* NOT2 I%LL (E?L* OH$ WHAT A ?AI( WE%LL 8E THE WI+A(D AND I *ES$ WHAT A ?AI( WE%LL 8E THE WI+A(D AND777 UNLIMITED$ M* 'UTU(E IS UNLIMITED AND I%)E 9UST HAD A )ISION ALMOST LIKE A ?(O?HEC* I KNOW IT SOUNDS T(UL* C(A+* AND T(UE$ THE )ISION%S HA+* 8UT I SWEA( SOME DA* THE(E%LL 8E A CELE8(ATION TH(OU#HOUT O+ THAT%S ALL TO DO WITH ME& AND I%LL STAND THE(E WITH THE WI+A(D 'EELIN# THIN#S I%)E NE)E( 'ELT AND THOU#H I%D NE)E( SHOW IT I%D 8E SO HA??* I COULD MELT& AND SO IT WILL 8E 'O( THE (EST O' M* LI'E AND I%LL WANT NOTHIN# ELSE %TILL I DIE HELD IN SUCH HI#H ESTEEM& WHEN ?EO?LE SEE ME THE* WILL SC(EAM 'O( HAL' O' O+%S 'A)O(ITE TEAM" THE WI+A(D777 AND I&&&& [Scene G - Wh!, Is This 'eein/2]
#!ind!" De!res,$ D!rin/es, Mos< !nd ?o5sice777 E5h!0!" M< de!r .!,her777 8o,h" THE(E%S 8EEN SOME CON'USION O)E( (OOMIN# HE(E AT SHI+ E5h!0!" 8UT$ O' COU(SE$ I%LL CA(E 'O( NESSA777 #!ind!" 8UT$ O' COU(SE$ I%LL (ISE A8O)E IT777 8o,h" 'O( I KNOW THAT%S HOW *OU%D WANT ME TO (ES?OND *es777 THE(E%S 8EEN SOME CON'USION 'O( *OU SEE M* (OOMATE IS777 #!ind!" UNUSUALL*$ AND ECEEDLIN#L* ?ECULIA( AND ALTO#ETHE( :UITE IM?OSSI8LE TO DESC(I8E777 E5h!0!" 8onde7 #!ind!" WHAT IS THIS 'EELIN#$ SO SUDDEN AND NEW2 E5h!0!" I 'ELT THE MOMENT I LAID E*ES ON *OU& #!ind!" M* ?ULSE IS (USHIN#777 E5h!0!" M* HEAD IS (EELIN#777 #!ind!" M* 'ACE IS 'LUSHIN#777 8o,h" WHAT IS THIS 'EELIN#2 'E()ID AS A 'LAME$ DOES IT HA)E A NAME2 *ES777 LOATHIN#& UNADULTE(ATED LOATHIN#& #!ind!" 'O( *OU( 'ACE E5h!0!" *OU( )OICE #!ind!" *OU( CLOTHIN# 8o,h" LET%S 9UST SA*777 I LOATHE IT ALL& E)E(* LITTLE T(AIT HOWE)E( SMALL MAKES M* )E(* 'LESH 8E#IN TO C(AWL WITH SIM?LE$ UTTE( LOATHIN#
THE(E%S A ST(AN#E EHILA(TION IN SUCH TOTAL DETESTATION IT%S SO ?U(E$ SO ST(ON#& THOU#H$ I DO ADMIT IT CAME ON 'AST$ STILL I DO 8ELIE)E THAT IT CAN LAST& AND I WILL 8E LOATHIN#$ LOATHIN# *OU M* WHOLE LI'E LON#& S,uden,s" DEA( #ALINDA$ *OU A(E 9UST TOO #OOD& HOW DO *OU STAND IT$ I DON%T THINK I COULD& SHE%S A TE((O(& SHE%S A TA(TA(& WE DON%T MEAN TO SHOW A 8IAS$ 8UT #ALINDA$ *OU%(E A MA(TA(& #!ind!" We777 THESE THIN#S A(E SENT TO T(* US& S,uden,s" ?OO( #ALINDA 'O(CED TO (ESIDE WITH SOMEONE SO DIS#USTICI'IED WE 9UST WANT TO TELL *OU WE%(E ALL ON *OU( SIDE& S,uden,s" WE SHA(E *OU(E LOATHIN#$ UNALDULTE(ATED LOATHIN#777 8o,h" WHAT IS THIS 'EELIN# SO SUDDEN AND NEW2 S,uden,s" 'O( HE( 'ACE$ HE( )OICE$ HE( CLOTHIN#777 8o,h" I 'ELT THE MOMENT I LAID E*ES ON *OU777 S,uden,s" LET%S 9UST SA*777 8o,h" M* ?ULSE IS (USHIN#$ M* HEAD IS (EELIN#777 S,uden,s" WE LOATHE IT ALL& 8o,h" OH WHAT IS THIS 'EELIN#2 S,uden,s" E)E(* LITTLE T(AIT HOWE)E( SMALL777 8o,h" DOES IT HA)E A NAME2 S,uden,s" MAKES OU( )E(* 'LESH 8E#IN TO C(AWL777 8o,h" *ES777 A" AHHHH&&& S,uden,s" 777777777777LOATHIN#& 8o,h" LOATHIN#& S,uden,s" 777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 LOATHIN#& 8o,h" THE(E%S A ST(AN#E EILHA(ATION S,uden,s" 777777777777777777777777777777777777777 LOATHIN#& 8o,h" IN SUCH TOTAL DETESTATION S,uden,s" 777777777777777777777777777777777777777 SO ST(ON#& 8o,h" IT%S SO ?U(E$ IT%S SO ST(ON#&&& 8o,h" THOU#H I DO ADMIT IT CAME ON 'AST$ STILL I DO 8ELIE)E THAT IT CAN LAST$ S,uden,s" 77777777777777777 LOATHIN# 8o,h" AND I WILL 8E LOATHIN#$ 'O(-'O(E)E(
S,uden,s" LOATHIN#7777777777777777777 LOATHIN#7777777 LOATHIN# *OU& 8o,h" LOATHIN#$ T(UL*$ DEE?L* LOATHIN# *OU& S,uden,s" 7777777777777777777777777777 LOATHIN#$ UNADULTE(ATED LOATHIN#&&& 8o,h" M* WHOLE LI'E LON#&&&& E5h!0!" 8oo& #!ind!" Ahh& E5h!0!" H!h!h!h!& [Scene - Dr7 Di!ond%s C!ss] The S,uden,s Are In Desks As Di!ond Arries7 Di!ond" Se,,e do6n$ no6& I h!e re!d
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NOTHIN# MATTE(S$ 8UT KNOWIN# NOTHIN# MATTE(S IT%S 9UST LI'E$ SO KEE? DANCIN# TH(OU#H DANCIN# TH(OU#H LI'E SWA*IN# AND SWEE?IN# AND ALWA*S KEE?IN# COOL LI'E IS '(AU#HTLESS WHEN *OU%(E THOU#HTLESS THOSE WHO DON%T T(* NE)E( LOOK 'OOLISH DANCIN# TH(OU#H LI'E MINDLESS AND CA(ELESS MAKE SU(E *OU%(E WHE(E LESS T(OU8LE IS (I'E WHOES A(E 'LEETIN# 8LOWS A(E #LANCIN# WHEN *OU%(E DANCIN# TH(OU#H LI'E& So& Wh!,%s ,he os, s6!nki.ied 5!ce in ,o6n2 #!ind!" Th!, 6oud 0e ,he Odus, 8!roo& 'i
I KNOW SOMEONE WOULD 8E M* HE(O I' THAT SOMEONE WE(E TO #O IN)ITE HE(& 8o@" We$ !<0e I coud ini,e her& #!ind!" OH$ 8I:$ (EALL*2 *OU WOULD DO THAT 'O( ME2 8o@" I 6oud do !n<,hin/ .or
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E)E(*THIN# THAT (EALL* COUNTS TO 8E ?O?ULA( I KNOW A8OUT ?O?ULA( AND WITH AN ASSIST '(OM ME TO 8E WHO *OU%LL 8E INSTEAD O' D(EA(* WHO *OU WE(E777 WELL A(E777 THE(E%S NOTHIN# THAT CAN STO? *OU '(OM 8ECOMIN# ?O?ULE(777 LA(& LA LA LA LA WE%(E #ONNA MAKE *OU ?O?ULA(& WHEN I SEE DE?(ESSIN# C(EATU(ES WITH UN?(E?OSSESSIN# 'EATU(ES$ I (EMIND THEM ON THEI( OWN 8EHAL' TO THINK O' CELE8(ATED HEADS O' STATE O( ES?ECIALL* #(EAT COMMUNICATO(S DID THE* HA)E 8(AINS O( KNOWLED#E2 DON%T MAKE ME LAU#H& THE* WE(E ?O?ULA( ?LEASE$ IT%S ALL A8OUT ?O?ULA( IT%S NOT A8OUT A?TITUDE IT%S THE WA* *OU%(E )IEWED SO IT%S )E(* SH(EWD TO 8E )E(* )E(* ?O?ULA( LIKE ME& E5h!0!" This is neer /oin/ ,o 6ork& #!ind!" Oh E5hie$
*OU%LL 8E ?O?ULA(& 9UST NOT :UITE AS ?O?ULA( AS ME&&& [Scene 11 - The Lion Cu0] The S,uden,s Are In Dr7 Di!ond%s C!ss In Desks7 E5h!0! W!ks In Ou,r!/eous< Dressed7 E5h!0!" 'i5s her h!ir77 'i5 'i5& Wh!,2 'i
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8UT I%M NOT THAT #I(L E)E(* SO O'TEN WE LON# TO STEAL TO THE LAND O' WHAT-MI#HT-HA)E-8EEN 8UT THAT DOESN%T SO'TEN THE ACHE WE 'EEL WHEN (EALIT* SETS 8ACK IN 8LITHE SMILE$ LITHE LIM8 SHE WHO%S WINSOME$ SHE WINS HIM #OLD HAI( WITH A #ENTLE CU(L THAT%S THE #I(L HE CHOSE AND HEA)EN KNOWS I%M NOT THAT #I(L DON%T WISH DON%T STA(T WISHIN# ONL* WOUNDS THE HEA(T I WASN%T 8O(N 'O( THE (OSE AND ?EA(L THE(E%S A #I(L I KNOW HE LO)ES HE( SO I%M NOT THAT #I(L777 [Scene 1= - To The Wi!rd] Morri0e En,ers7 She Is C!rr
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ONE SHO(T DA*$ IN THE EME(ALD CIT*777 #ind!" I%e !6!
,ie$ I% soe6here ,h!, I 0eon/7 #ind!" *ou ook 5osi,ie<$ eer!d7 The S,!/e Li/h,s Di F Wio!ni! 3The Music!4 8e/ins7 Wio!ni! Chorus" WHO%S THE MA#E WHO%S MA9O( ITINE(A(* IS MAKIN# ALL O+ ME((IE( WHO%S THE SA#E WHO SA#EL* SAILED IN TO SA)E OU( ?OSTE(IO(S2 WHO%S ENTHUSE A8OUT AI( 8ALLOONIN# HAS ALL O' US HONE*MOONIN#2 OOOOOO ISN%T HE WONDE('UL2 OU( WONDE('UL WI+A(D2 8o,h" ONE SHO(T DA* IN THE EME(ALD CIT* Chorus" WHO%S THE MA#E WHO%S MA9O( ITINE(A(* IS MAKIN# ALL O+ ME((IE( 8o,h" ONE SHO(T DA* TO HA)E A LI'ETIME O' 'UN Chorus" WHO%S THE SA#E WHO SA#EL* SAILED INTO SA)E OU( ?OSTE(IO(S2 A" WHAT A WA* TO 8E SEEIN# THE CIT*& 8o,h" WHE(E SO MAN* (OAM TO777 WE%LL CALL IT HOME TO AND THEN 9UST LIKE NOW WE CAN SA*$ WE%(E 9UST TWO '(IENDS$ E5h!0!" TWO #OOD '(IENDS777 #ind!" TWO 8EST '(IENDS777 A" SHA(IN# ONE WONDE('UL ONE SHO(T777 Oi!n O..ici!" The Wi!rd 6i see
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I THINK I%LL T(* DE'*IN# #(A)IT* AND *OU CAN%T ?ULL ME DOWN #ind!" CAN%T I MAKE *OU UNDE(STAND *OU%(E HA)IN# DELUSIONS O' #(ANDU(E2 E5h!0!" I%M TH(OUH# ECE?TIN# LIMITS %CU+ SOMEONE SA*S THE*%(E SO SOME THIN#S I CANNOT CHAN#E$ 8UT %TIL I T(* I%LL NE)E( KNOW& TOO LON# I%)E 8EEN A'(AID O' LOSIN# LO)E I #UESS I%D LOST WELL I' THAT%S LO)E$ IT COMES AT MUCH TOO HI#H A COST& I%D SOONE( 8U* DE'*IN# #(A)IT* KISS ME #OOD8*E I%M DE'*IN# #(A)IT* AND *OU CAN%T ?ULL ME DOWN& The #u!rds 8!n/ On The Locked Door7 #u!rd" O5en ,his door$ in ,he n!e o. his su5ree Oness& E5h!0!" Ah M!< Ah T!< Ah Tu Di,u777 #ind!" As E5h!0! Con,inues Ch!n,in/7 Wh!, !re
I HO?E IT 8(IN#S *OU 8LISS 8o,h" I (EALL* HO?E *OU #ET IT AND *OU DON%T LI)E TO (E#(ET IT I HO?E *OU%(E HA??* IN THE END& I HO?E *OU%(E HA??*777 M* '(IEND777 E5h!0! (uns O..7 The #u!rds 8re!k Do6n The Door7 #u!rd" There she is& Don%, e, her /e, !6!<& The< #r!0 Hod O. #ind!7 #ind!" Wh!, in O2& Le, /o o. e& Do
ACT 2
[Scene 1 - Th!nk #oodness] The Ac, O5ens Wi,h Oi!ns7
Oi!ns" E)E(* DA* THE WICKED E)E(* DA* THE TE((O( #(OWS ALL O' O+ IS E)E( ON ALE(T THAT%S THE WA* WITH WICKEDS?(EADIN# 'EA( WHE(E E%E( SHE #OES SEEKIN# OUT NEW )ICTIMS SHE CAN HU(T& Oi!n Wo!n" LIKE SOME TE((I8LE #(EEN 8LI++A(D TH(OU#HOUT THE LAND SHE 'LIES777 Oi!n M!n" DE'AMIN# OU( ?OO( WI+A(D Oi!ns" WITH HE( CALUMNIES AND LIES SHE LIES& SA)E US '(OM THE WICKED SHIELD US SO WE WON%T 8E HEED #I)E US WA(NIN# WHE(E WILL SHE ST(IKE NET WHE(E WILL SHE ST(IKE NET WHE(E WILL SHE ST(IKE NET #ind!$ 'i
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Oi!ns" 'O( ALL THIS 9O* WE KNOW WHO WE%)E #OT TO THANK& THANK #OODNESS& THAT MEANS THE WI+A(D$ #LINDA777 #ind!" AND 'IANCE& Oi!ns" THE* COULDN%T 8E #OODLIE( SHE COULDN%T 8E LO)LIE( WE COULDN%T 8E LUCKIE(& #ind!" I COULDN%T 8E HA??IE(&&& Oi!ns" THANK #OODNESS&&& #ind!" TODA*&&&& Oi!ns" TODA*$ THANK #OODNESS 'O( TODA*&
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ALL O' M* LI'E I%)E DE?ENDED ON *OU AND THIS HIDEOUS CHAI( WITH WHEELS& SC(OUN#IN# 'O( SC(A?S O' ?IT* TO ?ICK U? AND LON#IN# TO KICK U? M* HEELS777 E5h!0!" Ness!$ ,here isn%, ! s5e .or eer<,hin/& The 5o6er is
8o@" *es777 THAT 8ALL THAT%S 8EIN# STA#ED ANNOUNCIN# #LINDA IS EN#A#ED Ness!rose" #ind!2 8o@" *ES NESSA THAT%S (I#HT& I%)E #OT TO #O A??EAL TO HE( E?(ESS THE WA* I 'EEL TO HE( Oh$ Ness!$ I os, < he!r, ,o #ind! .ro ,he oen, I .irs, s!6 her7 *ou kno6 ,h!,7 Ness!rose" Los,
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