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a SOOK E ADE RS, please spare a moment to pray for the speedy recovery of Steve H orden’ s CO CK . E ven though it is a POM MY CO CK, historical national rivalries mean nothing at times like this. Steve, 37, was r omantically giving his girlfriend Kiera the fuck of her life when it all went TRAGICAL L Y WRON G.
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Co nsum er Act,as w ellas any other i plied w arrantie s un der the ASIC Act or si
provide you
th our Pivacy Plicy, ncluding to
th your requested produ cts or services and to keep you inform ed of other Bau er
pu blications , prod ucts, services and eve nts. ur Pivacy Plicy is located a t
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com au/privacy/ It also sets out on h ow you can access or correct your personal inform ation a nd
ncluding b ut not li
lodge a com plaint. au er m ay disclose you r person al in form ation offshore to its own ers, oint
cou rier. These costs are the res pon sbilty ofthe w nn er.
venture partners, service p roviders an d a gents located throughout the
6. Th e jud ges ’ dec sion is final and no c orrespo nde nce w llbe en tered into.
Zealand, USA , the Pilppines and the E uropean
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ffers m ay requ re you to provide pe rsona l nform ation to enter or to take part. Prso nal nform ation co llected for Re ade r Offers m ay be d sclosed b y us to service pro viders as sistng
l be aw arded in the form of a cheque
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protection law s in the State and Territories of Au strala (“ on-E xcludab le Gua rantees”). Exc ept
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ay ou t of the
tran sferable or exchan gea ble. Pize doe s not include a ny an cillary costs associated w th
prom ot on.
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ng this prize. Th ese a re the resp ons bilty ofthe w nn er.
6. In the even t that for any reason
offers that are pa rt of the R ead er O ffer. An opt-ou t choice is provided w th a R ead er O ffer.
stipu lated b y the P om oter,then the p rize w llbe forfeited by the W nn er and cash
uara ntees, the Pom oter (ncluding its respective officers, em ployees an d age nts) s not
hatsoever the W nner d oes n ot take the p rize at the t llno t be
7. In the even t that a prize,or pa rt of a prize, is u nava lable,the Po
prod ucts, services o r even ts or to give to other organ sations that m ay use this inform ation for
sub stitute the p rize o r pa rt of the prize in its discreton
this p urpose.
prize to the sam e and equa l recom
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con seq ue ntial,arising in an y w ay ou t of: (a)any tech nical difficu ltes or e qu pm ent m alfun ction (wh ether or no t unde r the P om oter’s con trol); (b)any theft,un autho rised a ccess o r third party nterference; (c) any entry or p rize claim that is late,lost, altered, dam age d o r m sdirected
ende d retail value an d/or specification su bject to any
hether or not after their receipt by the Pom oter)due to any reason beyond the reasonab
ritten directions from the various L ottery epa rtm en ts.
privacyofficer@ baue r-m edia.com au or m ail at Pivacy Officer Ba uer M edia Py Ltd, 54Prk
respo nsible for and exclude s a llliabilty (ncluding ne gligen ce),for any perso nal injury; or an loss or d am age (in cluding loss of opp ortunity); wh ether d rect, nd rect,spe cial or
aw arde d in leu o f the prize.
also be disclosed by us to other organ sations for use b y them to inform you ab out other
f you requ re furthe r inform ation, please co ntact Ba uer’s Pivacy O fficer either b y em ailat
t,
petition an
Pom oter (including its resp ective office rs, em ployees and age nts) exclud es a ll abilty n $ 500 – Pize
ade in favour of the w nne r. The p rize is not
Ba uer in the con duct of the R eader Offer an d to o ther organisatons providing specialprizes or nless you exercise that opt-out choice,personal inform ation collected for Re ader O ffers m ay
er guarant ees as provided u nder the Co
for any labilty that canno t by law be e xcluded , ncluding the N on-E xcludab le Gua rantees, the
5. The fi rst (1)valid an d co rrect entry draw n from allvalid en trie s rec eived w ll
nion.
n ad diton, this issu e m ay con tain R ead er Offers,being offers, com petiton s or surveys. Rea der
ts,exclude s or m odifies o r purpo rts to li
oter is ne ther resp ons ble no r lable for any late lost or m sdirected m ail(including
con trolof the P om oter; (d)any va riation in prize value to that stated in these Term s an on dition s; (e) any tax liab ilty inc urre d b y a w nn er or e ntran t;or (f) use o f the prize.
oter is no t respon sible no r lable for any prize dam age d in tran sit in the d elivery of
17. f this prom otion is interfered w th in an y w ay or is not capab le of being co ndu cted as reasonab y anticipated du e to any reason beyond the reasonab e con trol ofthe Pom oter,the
T H E P I C T U R E C H E E K Y C R O S SC O N D I T I O N SO F E N T R Y
their prize
1.Inform ation o n ho w to enter and p rizes form part of these C ond tion s of Entry.
10. Pintng and other q uality control errors w llnot invalidate a n otherw se valid p rize c lai . I
Pom oter rese rves the righ t, n its so le discret on, to the fullest exten t perm tted by law : (a) to
2. Entry is open to residents of Austral a and
the even t ofa qu ery as to the validity of an en try, the jud ges w lldeterm ne w he ther or not the
disqualify any e ntrant; or (b) subject to a ny
ew Zealand. Entrants un der 18years m ust have
prior parental or legal gua rdian co nsen t before en ter ng. Em ployees of the Pom oter and their ences O ctober 17, 2016 and fina l entries close last m ail on N ovem ber14
2016 (“Pom otional Priod”). The w nne r w
l be draw n at B auer M edia,54Prk Street, Sydney,
SW 2000, on No vem ber 17, 2016 at11 00am Co nditons are in AE ST or AE
AE ST).Allti es expressed in these Te rm s and
ST as ap plicable.The
b u s in e s s d a y s o f th e d r a w a n d h s /h e r n a m e w
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ed valid, taking into consideration a ll
know edge avai able to them
ediate fam lies an d age ncies asso ciated w th this prom otion a re ine lig ible to enter. 3. Pom otion com
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l b e p u b l is h e d i n T H E P C T U R E m a g a z in e o n
at the ti e of the judging. N o correspon dence
11. n the eve nt of un foreseen circum stances , ncluding bu t not l
tigating circum stances a nd l be entered into.
ar, terrorism , state of em erge ncy or disaster
18 The Pom oter col ects personal inform ation n o rder to condu ct the prom otion and
reference to allrelevant state and territory rules a nd regu latons , to canc el,term nate, m odif
autho rities. Entry is con ditona l on p roviding this inform ation. The Pom oter m ay, for an nd efin te period, unless otherw se ad vised , use the inform ation for prom otiona l,
o r s u s p e n d h e p r o m o t io n . 12. If a m edical circum stance in som e w ay restricts your abilty to en ter the co
ay, for
this pu rpose , disclose su ch nform ation to third p arties, including but n ot li ted to ag ents, con tractors, service p roviders, prize su ppliers an d, as req uired, to A ustralian regu latory
ted to natural disaster)the Pom oter reserves the right to subject t
petiton throu gh
arketing,
pu blicity, resea rch and p rofiling pu rpose s, ncluding sen ding electronic m essa ges or teleph on ng the e ntrant. En trants shou ld direct any requ est to op t ou t,acce ss, upda te or correct
the requ red m ech an c, you are s tilleligible to enter how ever you m ust briefl y state your
ecem ber 12, 2016.
ritten direct ons from a reg ulatory autho rity,to
odify, suspend, term nate or cancel the prom otion, as a ppropriate.
4 To E nter,entrants m ust com plete the Che eky Cross crossw ord indicated on the C heek y Cross
circum stances upon entry.
page correct y,and p rovide the correct keyword from the puzzle and sen d the com pleted
13. If your e ntry is se lected as a w nn ng en try, valdation of your circum stances / the validity of
19.All entries be com e the prop erty ofthe Pom oter. Th e collection, use an d disclosu re of
coupon to CHE EK Y CR OS S #14 16 , T H E P C T U R E , P B o x 4 0 , E a s t e rn S u b u r b s M C ,
your en try
perso nal inform ation pro vided in conn ection w th this prom otion is governe d by the Pivacy
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5. M ultple entrie s pe rm tted su bjectto each en try m ust be po sted in a separate stam ped
nne r,the w nner
enve lope. 6. The judges’ decision is final and binding on all ho e nter and n o correspon dence
l be
nform ation to the Pom oter.Allentries be com e the p roperty of the Pom oter.
llbe u nd ertaken by the Po
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oter in its com plete discreton. If the
7. The first (1) vald a nd correct en try draw n from allvalid e ntries rec eived w ll l be aw arded in the form of a cheque
n $ 1000. Pize
ed to be a
ents relatin g to the verification o f their
l take the form determ ned by the Pom oter. t i
oter
otice (see C on tents Pg e for loca tion n this issu e). 20. By en tering this prom otion , the entran t con sen ts to receipt of an y em ailrega rding the prom otion, and other em ai s w hich inform the entrant of the P om oter’s other pu blications, products, services an d even ts and to prom ote third pa rty goods and services it nterested in. 21.The Pom oter is B auer M edia Li
a con diton of accepting the prize the w nne r sign any su ch legal docum entat on. 14The Po
ade in favour of the w nner. T he prize is not
nning en try is dee
l be no tifi ed as pe r the term s and cond tions herein. n the e vent that the
Pom oter reque sts the e ntrant to sign any legal docu edicalcircum stance, the legal docum ents w
entered nto.
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ay condu ct such further draw s at the sam e place as the original draw an
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transferable or exchan gea ble. Pize doe s not include a ny anc llary costs associated w th
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rede em ng this prize. These are the res pon sibilty ofthe w nn er.
unclai ed by thatdate subjecttoreference toallrelevant stat and territor authoritie s.Th
as are n ecessary on Janua ry 2, 2017 in orde r to distribute any p rizes w hich rem ai
ay be
ted (AB N 18053 27 3 54)
of 54– 58Prk S treet,Sydn ey, SW 2000. P one: 928 800. 15 / 0 12 0 4
8 n the even t that for any reaso n w hatsoever the W nne r does n ot take the p rize at the ti stipu lated b y the P om oter, then the prize w llbe forfeited by the W nn er and cash w llnot be aw arde d in leu o f the p rize.
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9. In the even t that a prize,or pa rt of a prize, is u na vailable, the Pom oter reserve s the right to sub stitute the p rize o r pa rt of the prize in ts discretion prize to the sam e and equa l recom
th an alterna tive p rize o r pa rt of the
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oter is no t respon sible n or liable for any p rize d am age d in transit n the d elivery of
their prize.
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ed valid, taking into consideration a ll
know edge avai able to them (including bu t not l
lldeterm ne w hethe r or not the l be entered into.
ar, terrorism , state of em erge ncy or disaster
or suspend he p rom ot on. 14Ifa m edical circum stance in som e w ay restricts your abilty to enter the co
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circum stances upon entry. 15.Ifyour entry is selected a s a
nn ng entry, valdation of your circum stance s/ the va lid ity of
your en try w llbe u nd ertaken by the Po
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nn er, the w nn er w llbe n otified as pe r the term s and con diton s here n. In the eve nt that the Pom oter reque sts the e ntrant to sign any legal docu edicalcircum stance, the legal docum ents w
en ts relating to the verification o f their
l take the form determ ned by the Pom oter. t i
a con dition of accepting the prize the w nner sign any su ch legal docum entatio n. 16. The P om oter m ay condu ct such further draw s at the sam e place as the originaldraw and 1 00pm
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Gu arantees, the Pom oter (ncluding ts respective officers, em ployees and agen ts) s n ot respo nsible for and exclude s a llliabilty (ncluding neg ligen ce),for any perso na l injury; or any loss or d am age (including loss of opp ortunity); hethe r direct, ind rect,spe cial or con seq ue ntial,arising in an y w ay ou t of: (a)any tech nical difficultes or e qu pm ent m alfun ction (wh ether or no t unde r the P om oter’s con trol); (b)any theft,un autho rised a ccess o r third party nterference; (c) any entry or p rize claim that is late,lost, altered, dam age d o r m sdirected hether or not after their receipt by the Pom oter)due to any reason beyond the reasonab con trolof the P om oter; (d)any va riation in prize value to that stated in these Term s an on dition s; (e) any tax liab ilty inc urre d b y a w nn er or e ntran t;or (f) use o f the prize. 19.Ifthis prom otion is interfered w th in an y w ay or is not capab le of being co nd ucted a reasonab y anticipated du e to any reason beyond the reasonab e con trol ofthe Pom oter,the Pom oter reserve s the righ t, n its so le discreton , to the fullest extent perm tted by law : (a) to disqualify any e ntrant; or (b) subject to a ny w ritten direct ons from a reg ulatory autho rity,to
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odify, suspend, term nate or cancel the prom otion, as ap propriate. 20. The Pom oter col ects personal inform ation in order to condu ct the p rom otion a nd m ay, for this pu rpose , disclose su ch nform ation to third p arties, including b ut no t l
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arketing,
pu blicity, resea rch and p rofiling pu rpose s, ncluding sen ding electron c m essa ges or teleph on ng the e ntrant.En trants shou d direct an y reque st to op t ou t,acce ss, upda te or correct
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ay be
nterested n. 23. The Pom oter is B auer M edia Li
ted (AB N 18053 2 73 54) of 54– 58Prk Street, Sydn ey,
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B O O T IL I IO MAROOCHYDORE, e’d all e b et er at reading , g an d at shit here nu bers are let ers if w e w er aug ht by som eon e resem bl ng this superb 8yea -old P ruv an sch eac er. “I l ke sing , da nc e and o to the b each A nything
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A s you can see,24-year-old accountant Roxanne is quite happy thum bing through som e grot.Wh at do o l ke a o t orn “I love being able to w atch and listen to sexy situations thatI don’talw ays have the opportunity to participate in,like gang an f bangs. ” Wo ld o h a e a an th e o
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righttim e? Hellyeah.B eing able to literally satisfy every partofyour body w ith all those hands,m ouths,dicks and pussies… ”
WHAT IS THE WILDE ST T HING Y OU’ VE D O N E W H IL E D R U N K ? “C om ing hom e from a nightclub very drunk on the G old C oast,I thoughtI w ould be allsilly and take offm y tiny dress and heels and jum p into the w ater– exceptI can’tsw im .I had to be rescued by these guys w alking along the beach.They helped m e gather m y stuff back and w alked m e back to the hotel.So I invited them in for ‘breakfast’. ”
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