“I wear my hat as I please indoors or out.” Walt Whitman
“I wear my hat as I please indoors or out.” Walt Whitman
CRUNK JUICE This book is intended to be in the public domain. Please feel free to remix or republish any of its contents with or without credit.
THANK YOU I AM GOING UNDER THE TRAIN
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yes i’ve been training my son basicly this spring he started down a long path exploring the baseball arts and he works hard here im sad congratulations justin you’re new song is great im crying. recently i moved to a new home with my wife. ive been with her since high school. also this is the only picture i have of my dad
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT I BUILT A LARGE INTERNET FAN BASE FOR MY PERSONAL BRAND well, my baby is 2 and when we woke up there was rap music playing on the roof of the hotel. i realy like sleeping on your shoulder on the plane to san francisco, i was eating pancakes in my dads living room at the time. i know, i think your an awesome guy. why dont u work harder on your brand, dont you owe it to yourself to x your life? i meditate every morning no shit mobile is improtant, think of something like the ipad or iphone. malcolm gladwell, welcome to the show, its a pleasure to have u. how did u create your snowballing brand?
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TO THE LIBRARIANS OF AMERICA... I KNOW, THERE ARE THOUSANDS you may nd yourself dazzled as you read my poems many others have there is nothing quite like the creation of a work of art
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HERE ARE SOME OF THE SLOW-DRIVING TIPS THAT HAVE WORKED FOR ME i call you, the phone clicks i thought it was your mother i guess not, she is dead rain clouds hiting a brick library
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THIS POEM WAS WRITTEN BY A SAILOR AND I AM ON THE OCEAN WHILE WRITING THIS this poem will be read on every boat in america. my poetry soars over the sea like a gigantic bald eagle actually, i am in my boat now it is gigantic when i am dead, ten thousand sailors will read my poetry
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i am now heading out on a journey across this countrys open landscape reading poetry inspires me to travel one of my biggest inspirations in life is the seasons. as the seasons change, so must human life on my vacation i am planning to stay in every state of the union i have family in ve states and i am staying in hotels in forty ve. to document my travels i am starting a daily weblog my primary message is to be inspired by the natural world that surrounds you. in my new book u will nd poems about creating a better life in america. i have mailed a copy to each legislater in the house of representatives and senate i am now posting it online as a free pdf to share with u all
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recently when walking through a woods, i had a realization that changed my life i want to live inspired by nature, as calm as a tree and owing like the rapids of a stream a couple of years ago i started simplifying my cluttered lifestyle. ive come a long way on my journey and found that many things i used to value are no longer important to me. i think of my blog as a ship setting sail on the waters. gigantic waves surround me with foam and water
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I DANCE FOR TEN YEARS RIGHT NOW If Nobody Else Ever Lived It Would Be Enough Anyway Because I Am So Alive That I Make Up For Anything Else That Happens Or Doesn’t
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I CANT TELL YOU ABOUT THE GOSPEL BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT IT jesus will save ur sorry ass it rains i sit on the porch and sing snowbank next to a windmill the moon the horsehead nebula the watertower 8am sun rip this poem in half i dont care at all i’ll just make another
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EXPOSE YOURSELF AS YOU ARE WITHOUT TRYING TO BE SOMEONE ELSE whatever people may think, it is all right just be yourself thank you completely enjoy your new life
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JUSTIN BIBBER
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since you been gone! fucking love it fucking wanna marry you fuckin dance club when i get married to the girl of my drems fucking dance boy! here im danceing haha my lief is just getting better by the moment when will my lief end? i dont know haha fuck yea!!
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Would you murder someone to be Justin beiber’s Baby?
Would you cut someone and watch them bleed to death to be with Jusin?
Would you get Ur Tubes Tied if Justin said he would never be with U?? TRICK QUESTION NEVER SAY NEVER
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hi what time is it? its an awesome day out welcome to your future with me being happy
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OK , PENGUINS ALREADY RULED BUT THIS IS AWESOME
we found a container of nightcrawler worms on a tree trunk near a river i carried them to a dirt area and set down the worms you untangled them with a twig i said you were nice to the worms iron gym turns any doorway into a personal gym in minutes
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Although, i am growing into a bird
u laugh now. wait until u nd my corpse in ur lazy susan ;)
(screaming while eating)
trust me, I bleed fuckin metal. Don’t limit yourself. They’re are so fuckin many good tunes out there. No offense intended
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i cried at 9:28 and again at 10:38 and again at 10:59 no terrible reason tho haha i watched THE NOTEBOOK and it made me cry because it was so amazing anywho i am gunna go have wafes for breakfast have a good day i know i will think of u all day
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HELLO FACEBOOK. THIS IS LINAY LOHAN
MODERN ART IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE KINDS i am a professor of mathematics at a prominent university in the new england area i know ten doctors who are in my circle of friends i am currently reading 2020 foresights a sociology book with many interesting ndings. every day when i get home from work i exercise using my home gym. i am now 50 yeasr old and i look better then ever
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in my garage, i look at the wall so many hammers
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IN FIVE SECONDS I WILL BE KISSING YOU DON’T LAUGH i saw some pink light in the west windows so i went outside and saw the sunrise and it was low it is cold you said, there is almost no sun in michigan in december “i appreciate my life more now that im not planning to be succesful
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im walking on the road in spring i love this time woth you next to me there is an instrument called a rape rack on most dairy farms
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it rains, i fuck your family to do what i am beautiful at doing
A STEEL CHAIR OVER MY DADS HEAD
Eating shredded wheat and screaming while watching extreme couponing
aw shit im cryin again
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haha fuckin rockin!! aw man its awesome listening to these songs you sent “since you been gone” haha this remix is fuckin cool!! aw heck thats why im emo! i really connect to the vocals what in heck are u waiting for girl? IM OUTSIDE OF YOUR WINDOW WITH MY RADIO
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Actualy, the paint is one of my favorite places to go hard.
We can truely take over American Idol. Let the body’s hit the oor
2 dads 1 cup
Well now we are all watching “Be Cool” i am kind of not watching it
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question of the day: what’s ur dad’s phone number?
walking meditation circle pit
im goeing ham as fuck.. Nice
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HERE IS MY : ADDRESS MOSCOW.
Stranger: hey You: Party inside of a dead horse Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You are tweeting in an era three years after the fall of myspace. Act like it”
just took a Naked Shower
im going to the grocery store and buy all the foods that remind me of you
im tweeting for a better life in america, and all the other countrys
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MY EBAY BUYERS RATING IS THROUGH THE ROOF my natural singing range is an octave and a half with lessons i coudl sing over two octaves thats why im prioritizing voice training in the year to come yes, i am familiar with the scent of over 500 plants i can discern the age of your average tree by scent my house contains treasures i have acumulated from years of searching i have decorations from every continent except antarctica while perusing my home, u may be overcome by the beauty of a given piece my ebay buyers rating is through the roof
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um yea my drive way is big as fuck douche bag
We’re not going to get into a low carb vs. high carb debate here. Please don’t talk about this in the comments. We’ve discussed this before
oh yea, i am a buddhist nun
brb.. performing downward dog while eating
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in the library a person across from me is listening to loud upbeat jazz on headphones. they just quietly said “bomb digity” aloud. the person said “dang it” as the music stoped. they pulled out a reclosable bag of reeses pieces, their eating them now, the song is replaying. the person said “mm.. oh my god” in a violent tone. they hit the table and laughed after droping a reeses piece
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I CRAVE JUMBO TRON SUCCESS
here is where i changed the duck
i barfed in ur toolshed when i was stufn a rhino corpse in ur lawnmower’s grass bag :(
its ok. you’re beautiful legs
im friends with youre beautful legs
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THE SHORT BUT POWERFUL GUIDE TO FINDING YOUR PASSION rst off, i hope you follow this guide and nd success i wish u nothing less then nding ur true passion following your passion can be a tough thing but gureing out what that passion is can be even more elusive im feeling this, baby!
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I AM A NATURE POET AS I ONLY MURDER IN THE FOREST when i touch you it is february nd raining, angels i am sick in your white hell in the rain i hit myself with your guts. i am inside you with horses i realize the amount i have murdered, and i am naked in the blood
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hey these are the lyrics to suger We’re going down swining by Fall out boy
become the master of your inboxes
inbox master
I recently spent some time with a couple of friends. While we were haveing dinner one said, “I LOVE chocolate chip cookies”
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THE MOON IS QUIET I LOVE YOU THE SAME WAY
I HAVE READ OVER TWO HUNDRED BIOGRAPHIES i have read the biography of alexander graham bell, thomas edisan, and the earl of sandwich i have studied the titanic and posted a widely read website on the topic. currently i am researching to write a novel about a war between ghosts and humans. the more i read, the more i believe in ghosts, although, i have not had an experence with one myself
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i wake from my painful slumber of hell take out my knife of hell god help me im killing everyone
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Here is my homepage
www.example.com
um i don no who you calling a bitch but i date justin
ok here i go im havin sex with the girl i like from skool
I love jiatwb buber
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BYE BYE BYE. LOOK I AM FROM N’SYNC. BYE BYE BYE
i am here with christian philosophers watching u murder ur husband its not funny i am here, and thomas paine is here
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EVERY TIME I READ CARPE DIEM POEMS I DO SOMETHING I REGRET cars pass outside .tuesday i rode my bike down mission to gaylord street and took it west and looked at the sun my favorite part of late summer is early autumn yesterday i looked at a ower for 15 minutes. an airplane, jupiters in the south my father is tarping a truck in ruth michigan and talking to me on the phone i feel pain for everyone who lives
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i was ok in the sea put me back
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today i read 80 pages of pride and prejudice which i feel completely neutral about, in high school i was in a death metal band i have been inspired by e.e. cummings, the beats, dada and haiku i make visual poems and i am interested in the total work there is an amazing sunset outside light orange/yellow and very light blue in the sky some darker grays along with white in the clouds it is sprinkling at the same time and in the east there is a rainbow behind me i am now positioned toward a west-facing window to see the sunset
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SOMEWHERE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE RAIN
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the news said that a family got lost in a corn maze and was still in there at night and they called 911 to get out of the maze the news said that most people nish the maze in 25 minutes but this family was in there for 4 hours and i will kis you sitting on the pier of the shalow river and i will kis you in your cars back seat on the gravel turnaround in the rain and i will even kis you another time pushed against a dead tree in the back of a graveyard
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im sory i like you better than everything i want to whisper into your smile come watch cops with me you make me need to write love poems this is what i might whisper in the rain come over and nap with me i want you i sleep like a raccoon in you i sleep in you like i am a raccoon somewhere do you ever want to climb into a birch tree with me somewhere in the bottom of the rain i want you
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i turn you with slow animals i turn you in the dark trees i have you with me in the dark trees i am tryig to put you somewhere else in the dark trees too i am like the giraffe of you wow i am kising 25 birds when i kis you
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four hours of rain in the corn i kis you and i dream that i am a raccoon
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you trip and u fall and instead of geting up you stay down and i kis you on the ground in a corn eld at night
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in december michigan there wil be a snow bank somewhere of u and me and your warm legs and i am in between kising u sweet drems you are very beautiful i wil sing to you justin bieber with my lips on you and my hands on you so thank you i am far into the warm tunnels of you i will bring to you my warm dark we are under a pine tree and it is mid night so thank you i am deep into the rain of you
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I AM ABOUT THE SIZE OF A DEAD NINE YEAR OLD
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i am about the size of a dead nine year old in her cool bed room in september i am ugly with dead children it is early september at 7 in the morning i want to listen to birds outside of my bed room i love birds i love them more than humans there are also dead bodies hanging from my familys tire swing
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I’M EATTING NECTERINES THAT WERE RIPENED IN HELL nice this is the most unholy fruit to be grown in hell fuckin rock on \m/ \m/
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SMILE AT ME USING THE DEAD GIRLS MOUTH it hurts with me. im in california hugging with my dead family. we’re alredy simple in the western u.s. crying in my bed im dead with you sad girl. i want you in the airports of my country
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THE EARLY GUN YOU SAID THE EARLY GUN I SAID
i rebranded my family why not? i love to build brands
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i know there are some readers who are just starting out in there career as dads... relax this post is for you
I think I’m gonna go watch TV in bed soon lmfao
Never give up. if you give up, fuck you
this song makes me jizz everytime i listen to it <3
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id hi ve u if i could, and then turn the high ve into holdeng ur hand
ok i would turn holdeng your hand into kising you against a tree in a graveyard
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SCARF WEATHER IS BACK THANK GOD son i wasnt born yesterday get out of my house we have to run into town and buy a wicker lawn chair are u interested its 9:30 already, something sexual fog in an airplane hangar ive never seen a rainbow this late the radio station something else that offends me the rst time i saw the milky way galaxy i was standing in the gravel part of my dads driveway mars will double in brightness this month according to jack horkheimer it is early autumn, the sun is not up yet but the east sky is light blue i dont care if i breathe
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Haha good point about mother fucking
If Your Looking For a Satanic Version of Owl City the Check out Crystal Castels I Love Them
Good luck bruning in he’ll asshole :)
it Hurts to get Fucked by God
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I WANT CHOCOLATE SAUCE ON FIRE I AM BEAUTIFUL
when i have poems assigned for school i write them abotu you no matter what the assignment is
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aw, i ate soup congrats :D
It’s frickin’ warm outside! Now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ about!
someone asked me if my internet presence is sacrastic, sincere, or both, and i have no idea
I am steve Roggenbuck haha welcome to my tub!
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DEAD GIRL, YOU ARE DEAD i am crying in you and being fucked at the same time by january rain. i hurt when i move. i am being rained on with dead children now dead ve year olds. i dont care if my blood chokes me, i no longer want to have blood. i want your cold pointless hands. i want to put owers in your cold pointless mouth
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YOUR EYES ARE A POEM AND YOU’RE MOUTH IS
it will not help much if you go to japan by boat it may take ten days enjoy your trip
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heather is a coll as heck girl,she lives in a old ass home that no one knows if she is even alive in the house. her faverite games are playin foosball and watcheing hockey on tivo :) well, heather is one of the best humens alive and she eats a lot of interesting foods such ass choclate cake.Y cake.Yeah eah thats heather for u :) aw i think shes coll anyway, One day heather getss a package in the mail. it says on big leters, “HI HEATHEr HEATHEr :) lol” its a bomb tho. heather knowsit is a bomb because she is a smart girl. she says audibley in her own home,, “god dam “thats a bomb” :D well tha sukcs The bomb explodes and heather dies. But shes hapy as hell,guess why? She got in2 heaven The end :)
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prepare for war justin bieber hateing idiots
heck yeah wild rice is the only grain I can eat without getting ill
im more then ur dream, im ur desire
focus on things you care about, not what others think is important
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i set my top goals for 2007 in december and have already gotten off to a good start on working towards them its all good and well to write out your goals, but you have to do some thing to keep yourself motivated and ensure you are on track the whole year long how will i do that? weekly goal meetings with my wife
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the rain is a party so god help me im not planning on geting pregnant god help me this ladder is literally a ladder
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changing my facebook sidebar message to something else so i can submit the current one to a literary magazine
just so we are clear: this is NOT MY PATIO. I stole this picture from the Home Depot site
Bob evens down on the fram
nothing to intense, just some core-strengthening exercises to help me in basketball, as well as make me healthier and yes, more atractive :)
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THE QUIET GUN IS MY WIFE’S NICKNAME can i call you back in fteen minutes? i need to order a cake for my cousins baby shower now where the hell is my mary wollstonecraft reader
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IT FEELS FANTASTIC TO GET FUCKED BY THE RAIN
i wana cry with u but we cant because if we were together we wouldn’t be sad
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I LOVE MYSELF THAT’S WHY SHE IS LONELY isnt that choke for me, my arsenic mouth i burn my wicker and white paint god bless these chokeing hands
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This justin beiber competition is literaly my last chance
Fuckk I’m drunk on wine coolers
Flyleaf~ love em. best band with a female
holy cow Im kissing Justin .... My Favorite Girl
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there are hand prints in my new cement driveway mother fucking kids better check themselves
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HI. IT WOUDL BE COOL IF YOU WERE ONLINE
Come on who doent like the jonas brothers they have the best personality and there all brothers
denatly the jonas brothers because there voices are awsome and they are hot and yep there just awsome
Miranda cosgrove. Retweet if u wanna eat salad with her. I’ll pick one lucky winer
Retweet if u wanna perform Yoga with cody simpsons personal trainer. I have a coupon to do just that. I’ll choose on winner
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IN THE SOUTH IT LOOKS LIKE RAIN (IN THE SOUTH IT LOOKS LIKE RAIN) i scrape rust off a bicycle headlamp, cornelds even the moon is orange tonight “dennis unhook my cars air conditioning now ” i thought football and curling were diferent sports good fucking lord we enjoy the wheat season in michigan
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I’M IN YOUR HOUSE LORD, I’M GOING TO FIGHT YOU
im makin pasta.. jesus christ this rocks
i don’t want to read the crucible, i just want to eat cookies with you
Thanks for haveing me. I loved your afro
Imagine a ball pit full of chilli nuts... That is frickin’ awesome
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FOR EXAMPLE YOU ARE MY RAIN 9-foot sunowers, the sound of a motor at 7 pm i no longer believe in truth my mother encourages me to eat friut salad :( this is the rain you are my rain
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LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL
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its august in michigan i wil kick footballs into a corneld train tracks and the rain i dont do anything its august in michigan your warm legs ll a dress we dont feel bad at all the rain comes we dont feel bad in the rain at all
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im looking for a pentagram t-shirt with an owl on it currently to ll out my personal wardrobe I Love Owls i think they embody my personality also im married to a lawyer who knows a lot about the legal side of artistic fair use im on the bus with you in my dream and it doesnt end we don’t arrive we’re just friends on the ashland bus for my whole life
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THERE IS NO RESTRICTION OF WHAT CAN HAPPEN IN LIFE I WANT TO CREATE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL i feel like reading some poetry outside in the morning i have a stick of bread in my hand, u see the air is cool on my hand out of my mouth came a comment that totally offended gretchen
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i kiss the babies of the world forever
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EVERYBODY COME HERE I LOVE YOU i stand along the lake. ah i think there is nothing better than it i think i will put my hand in this place (it’s good i just stay for ever
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today i died after an airborne 200-kilogram american black bear smashed through my windshield and out the back window of my SUV :)
today i was killed while heating up a lava lamp on my kitchen stove. the lamp exploded and a shard pierced my heart :)
today i was killed after being struck in the face by an airborne re hydrant while walking :)
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THE MOUTH OF THE RAIN god help me im not planning on geting pregnent i have been drunk all year :) there is a bird siting on white cardboard windowpanes, the cardboard a vacuum cord we used to make sine waves in the driveway sincerely eating a slice of white cake when a bird sings by my window
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The morning is beautiful everything else is beatiful too i am alive i am alive a poet tells us to look at our hands Then we do it, its wonderful. good bye for all my life.” thats a setnence i love to hear you talking” that is a sentence as well, if i fall down to die then grass will be a beautiful surface
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hi wow im steve roggenbuck, im a 24 year old poet/blogger. i recently droped out of my school to travel and blog full time i’ve published two poetry e-books, and ive talked at universitys about poetry and social media. all my writing is self-published into the public domain im a vegan and buddhist. i was in a death metal band in high school. my heroes are walt whitman, the buddha, and lil b thank you for reading my book :)
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