Teasing and Banter Cheat Sheets

Teasing and Banter Line “Cheat Sheets”  By Bobby Rio

14 years ago…

“I’m telling you…I you…I never forget a face. I know you from somewhere…” Gabe was saying. …She seemed to hate hate him. I mean really hate him. And could you blame her She ke!t trying to talk… but he would "ust raise his voice and talk over her. her. “#iss #arch $%%&” he blurted out. 'he vein in her forehead began !rotruding. “'hese “'hes e eyes don’t lie… not these these babies. I see something once and it’s it’s locked in there forever…” he went on in a slightly over animated way. way. “(hat” She said without the slightest hint of a grin. “)ea* I can see the whole layout in my head… you like +a,,… your favorite movie was Gone with the (ind… )ou wanted to hel! under!rivileged kids… am I right or am I right”  -e finally sto!!ed talking talking for a second. -e began looking her u! and down. “)ou “)ou are even more beautiful* now* now* in this bar… in front f ront of me… com!letely dressed…” “)ou “)ou better shut u!” she glared at him. “I love it when you beg…” he said right back at her* her* com!letely unaffected by the reaction she was giving him.

“I am not #iss #arch or #iss +anuary or whoever you think I am” she said as she gave him a !layful backhanded sla! across his chest. “(ould you kindly !lease refrain from any !hysical ! hysical act that is not of erotic nature.” -e barked at her. “/lease* !lease* !lease go…” she said* but now with a hint of fondness. -e starts walking backwards. “I’m going to go now…. 'here I go…” -e’s now about $0 feet from her. her. “'here “ 'here I go… this is me going…” -e is now waving his hand. “Goodbye.” “Goodbye.” Gabe and I walk over to the other side of the bar and take a seat at one of the booths. “(as that girl really in /layboy” I ask. “1ah* I think she’s she’s in my math math class” he said. “'hat “'h at whole 2/layboy thing’ was "ust something I saw 3ruce (illis do once” “(ay to make friends man… that girl hates you.” you.” I said. sa id. “1o she doesn’t” he said. “3esides I was "ust establishing establishing myself as a flirt. )ou’ve got to 4uickly establish yourself as a flirt. flirt. 5nce a girl knows you’re you’re a flirt… you you can get away with A1)'-I1G.”

The Best Advice I Never Took 

…$6 years ago I was given some of the alltime best advice about how to get girls… but I was too young and na7ve to reali,e it. 1ow* years later* I want to !ass that advice along to you.

 “Youve got to !uick"y !uick"y esta#"ish yourse"$ yourse"$ as a $"irt” 

)ou see that first year of college8 Gabe had a much easier time with women than I did. (hile I don’t think he ever ever banged “#iss #arch” I know he did get in with her circle of friends… and I’m certain he banged 4uite a few of them. …And this is because Gabe Gab e instinctively knew about…

The Theory o$ %&'ectations… 9et me ask you something… -ave you ever ever been around a girl who thought you were shy shy 5r boring 5r a dork :id you find yourself unconsciously acting out her e;!ectations I know it ha!!ened to me all of the time. I can be sort of 4uiet when I first meet someone. And if I sense that !erson has !igeon holed me as “the shy guy” I find it much harder to break out other as!ects of my !ersonality. It’s like like I let their 2image 2image of me’ sha!e how I act. And soon enough… I become “the shy guy.” 'his is the theory of e;!ectations. To put this in simpler terms: 'he initial im!ression we make on someone*

dictates the rest of our interactions with them. ...So if the other !erson’s first im!ression of you is that you’re 24uiet’ 24uiet’ or 2shy’… you’re going to find yourself acting reserved or inhibited to dis!lay your !ersonality. …If their first im!ression of you is that you’re 2friendly’ or o r 2nice’… you’re going to find yourself acting out the role of 2nice guy.’ …And if their first im!ression of you is that you’re 2a 2a flirt’… you’re going to find yourself acting fun and flirtatious.

 A Se"$ (u"$i""ing (u"$i""ing )ro'hecy… Definition: Positive or negative expectations expectations about people that may affect a

 person's behavior toward them in a manner that he or she (unknowingly) creates situations in which those expectations are fulfilled. 3asically if a !erson thinks we are clever or stu!id or whatever* whatever* they will treat us that way. If we are treated as if we are clever* stu!id or whatever* we will act* and even become* this way. way. 'he !erson has thus had their !ro!hecy about abo ut us fulfilled< 9et’s go back to my friend Gabe who “established himself as a f lirt” with the girl in his math class. 'his girl’s girl’s e;!ectation of Gabe is that he is flirtatious* unaffected* and selfamused. So the ne;t time she talks to Gabe she’s she’s going to treat him like he is this sort of guy… which will make it even easier for him to continue with the flirtatious* fun behavior. -ave you had a conversation conversation with with someone who finds you really funny funny -alf the time you don’t even have to say anything and they’re already laughing… because they have an e;!ectation of what you’re going to say or how you’re going to react. It creates a sense of momentum that has a snow ball effect….

*o+ this ,e"ates to Y-. So now that you are aware that this theory of e;!ectation e;ists you have two choices= $.

9et the theory of e;!ectation become an obstacle that kee!s you from chicks

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?se the theory of e;!ectation to your advantage advantage

I don’t know about you… but I like to take every advantage advantage I can get when I’m out there talking to girls. So* as Gabe e;!lained to me all those years ago…

 You Need to I//ediate"y I//ediate"y %sta#"ish Yourse"$ as a ("irt -ere is the thing… the longer you wait to begin flirting with a woman* the more resistance you are going to face and the tougher it is going to be to make the transition from 2friendly conversation’ to 2flirtatious conversation.’ conversation.’ In fact* you may never even get a chance to start flirting… because she might have already dismissed you as another boring chum!. )ou can’t blame women for this… they get hit on by so many guys that they have to make a decision !retty ! retty 4uickly whether or not they want to kee! talking to you… If she views you as the boring sort of guy… she is going to res!ond to you in a boring sort of way and give you 15'-I1G to work with… in ho!es that you get the !oint and walk away away.. 'hus fulfilling her e;!ectations… e;!ectations… -owever… If you 4uickly establish yourself as a fun* fun * flirtatious kind of guy…she is going to res!ond to you in a fun* fun * flirtatious sort of way and give you '51S to work with… 'hus fulfilling her e;!ectations… )our "ob is to 4uickly get her thinking “5h… this is the ty!e of interaction this is going to be… '-IS guy G@'S I'.” #ost guys don’t get it. So when you show her that you do… things get A 95' easier. easier. Are you still with me

0hat %&act"y Are You Trying to Sho+ *er ?ltimately it all comes down to dis!laying to her that you are the kind of guy who is comfortable and confident talking talking to hot girls. And that you can have fun doing it.

0hat does this guy "ook "ike1 "i ke1

'his guy is sure of himself  'his guy is unaffected by what she says 'his guy is selfamused 'his guy is slightly childish in an endearing sort of way 'his guy is animated 'his guy is com!letely comfortable with who he is 'he 4uicker she sees you as this sort of guy… the easier the rest of the conversation conversation is going to go. And more im!ortantly* im!ortantly* the easier ea sier it will be to take a conversation conversation from 2friendly’ to 2se;ual.’ 2se;ual.’

The 2ood Ne+s… 5k. So here is the good news. news. 'he good news is that it is not nearly as hard as you think to establish yourself as a flirt. In fact* it is "ust a matter matter of a few welltimed* welldelivered welldelivered flirtatious banter banter lines that will fli! the switch in her mind… and have her thinking… “5h… -e’s '-A' kind of guy…” 5nce you !lant that thought her in mind… the theory of e;!ectation takes over and everything else becomes so much easier. easier. It’s like like you begin to swim with the tide… instead of against it.

3y (avorite Tactic 'here is a method to the the madness of what some !eo!le think of as 2flirting.’ 2flirting.’ 5nce you understand how a flirtation interaction is su!!osed to look* you will begin to see them as I do* and the mystery will begin to unravel itself. itself. There is a “code” language that women instantly recognize as ‘flirtation’ even though you’re NOT complimenting her h er,, hitting on her, her, or asing her

!uestions a"out herself# herself#

There are ‘loopholes’ that e$ist as well, and %’ve identified them, and % now precisely when to tae advantage# advantage#

'he techni4ue that I have discovered and “the cheat sheets” that I have assembled are going to crack this code that very few men take advantage of… and allow you to ca!itali,e on the 'heory of @;!ectations. @;!e ctations. -aving this understanding will !ut the odds back in your favor* favor* and give you the control so that you can consistently s!ark attraction attraction in conversations. conversations. 3elow we are going to look at four different a!!roaches that will immediately hel! you stack your deck in your favor* favor* and begin to crack the code of the 2flirting language.’

 An I/'ortant Note A#out Teasing and Bantering Bantering or the remainder of this re!ort I am going to using the terms bantering and teasing interchangeably. It is im!ortant before you go through the e;am!les that you understand a bit more about what banter is. &hat is "anter'

3antering is basically e;changing e;changing remarks in a good humored* teasing way way. 3ut more im!ortantly* im!ortantly* a banter line "ust establishes a role for the two of you that you can then act out in a !layful way. way. In my !revious re!ort Small Talk Tactics I talked about how using a role or character makes makes bantering easier. easier. I even gave several e;am!les e;am!les of good characters and roles you you can use to s!ark the flirtatious flirtatious dialogue. So instead of going over the idea of creating characters again* this time I am going to sim!ly !rovide you with stocked stocked banter lines and res!onses res!onse s you can use for common situations.

0arning @arlier I told you the traits that you are trying to get across immediately to a woman. It is im!ortant to to remember that while while delivering all of the lines given given below that at all times you should be conveying yourself yourself as=

4e"ivery 3.ST Convey5 Sure of yourself  ?naffected by what she says Selfamused Slightly childish in an endearing sort so rt of way Animated Bomfortable with who you If you fail to dis!lay the above traits your lines will seem forced and won’t have the same effect. Timing is also massively im!ortant im!ortant when it comes to to bantering. 'his is something that you will !ick u! the more you go out there and !ractice.

So let’s "um! in….

CHEAT SHEET #1 %A,LY LIN%S T- S%T T*% T-N% -( T*% INT%,ACTI-N

#ost guys wait until they have created ra!!ort to begin teasing a woman or bantering with her. her. 3ut like we’ve we’ve discussed throughout this re!ort* the trick is to begin bantering with a woman as 4uickly as !ossible. Ideally you want to get at least three or four banter lines in before you move on to more 2normal’ conversation. conversation. 'he lines given below are meant to be delivered within the first two minutes of talking to her. her. (hile timing and relevance are im!ortant im!ortant to the delivery of these lines… I have chosen these banter lines because they are the easiest to naturally weave into a conversation. conversation.

“Your 6nee 7erk ,eaction to *er ”  ”  'he best way to deliver the lines below is as if you suddenly reali,ed something about her after C0 seconds se conds to a minute or so of talking to her or the grou! she’ she ’s with. )ou and I aren’t gonna get along

)ou guys aren’t tourists are you

:on’t say anything* you’re cute. )ou’ll )ou’ll mess it all u!

)ou’re cool. )ou can hel! me !ick u! chicks.

)ou usually hang out at the library don’t you

5h* so youDre one of '-5S@…

)ou don’t have to be nervous* it ’s cute.

I hate you

5k* note to self= don’t date her Eemember* Eemember* the only !ur!ose of these lines is to set the tone of the interaction. 'iming and relevance will !lay a big role in the above lines since you’re really trying to s4uee,e them in without her giving you much. Second ti! is8 don’t dwell on the banter line. If she tries to !ry to e;!lain more…  "ust let it roll off* off* give her a sly smile* and change the sub"ect.

CHEAT SHEET #2 Lines That Suggest Shes Interested -r *itting -n You

5ne of the most fun ways to create create a flirtatious conversation is to set the frame that she is trying to get into your your !ants. If you do it in this !layful way* way* she will know you that you are teasing her and will have fun and !lay along. 'he lines below are meant to be delivered as it becomes clear that you are hitting on her. her. 3y reversing the roles* you can take take an awkward situation and make it fun and comfortable.

“The Cats -ut o$ the Bag”  'he best way to deliver the lines below is as if you know she wants you* but she is too nervous to admit why she is really talking to you. (hat did you come over here "ust to flirt with me

(hat else do you like about me

)ou’re hitting on the wrong guy8 I’m totally not boyfriend material. 'hat guy looks better for you F!oint to some dorky guy nearby

Sto! undressing me with your eyes

:id you !ut roofies in my drink

)ou’re looking at me like a fat kid looks at a cheeseburger Eemember** these lines work best if you’ve already used one of the other banter Eemember lines above. I’m going to stress this again. )ou )ou 1@@: to banter immediately. immediately. If not* these lines can be taken out of conte;t later later in the conver conversation. sation.

CHEAT SHEET #3 She Says So/ething 4u/# or She is ,a/#"ing -n… (hen you learn to listen and you get a feel what bantering is you are going to reali,e that women give you all the material you can !ossibly need to tease them. -ere is the thing* once you establish yourself as a flirt… the woman treats you that way and as I suggested earlier* earlier* she will unconsciously give you material to use.

0hat a/ I 2oing to o 0ith You  'he best way to deliver the lines below is to e;aggerate e;aggerate how little sense she is making. 'his is a good time to be animated* animated* and a slightly childish. 1ow are you "ust making shit u! as you go along

It’s a good thing you’r you’re e !retty* !retty* because once o nce the looks go you’ll be in trouble

9etDs !lay a game. 9etDs see how long you can hold your breath

)ouDre aware youDre still talking rightH

I donDt know what you’re on but i am sure s ure they offer rehab for it

3artender* I think you need to cut her off.

1ow you’re starting to scare me

)ou are a total blonde fluff f luff ball Eemember** you don’t want to come across mean or insulting with these lines. Eemember )ou’re "ust trying to be !layful and fun.

CHEAT SHEET #4 She is Acting Boring8 Tired8 Cranky8 or .' Tight I think we can all agree that women !ut u! u ! sort of a 3itch Shield when they first begin talking to guy they are uncertain about. 'hese women don’t want to give off too much interest and encourage him to kee! talking* so often they will will a!!ear bitchy* bitchy* bored* tired* or u! tight. It is your "ob to to use bantering to break through this 2shield. 2shield.’’

“I/ 2oing to 3ake You S/i"e No 3atter *o+ *ard You ,esist” 

'he lines below should shou ld be delivered with the attitude that you know that underneath her tough e;terior she is like a cute little !u!!y dog. 5hh…. (e’ve got Grum!y Smurf here

5ooh… She’s very hostile when she hasn’t taken her na!

)ou know what your !roblem is… you’re "ust not s!ontaneous

I love it when you talk mean to me

I bet you have a real cute side somewhere. so mewhere. )ou )ou "ust donDt show it

Sto! !laying hard to get8 you know I’m better at it

9ooks like someone !ut their cranky !ants on this morning 9ines like these are meant for a girl who is not giving you much to go with* or has somewhat of an attitude.

3ore Situations $or Banter 'he four Bheat Sheets above !rovide you with some so me ammunition for 4uickly establishing yourself as a flirt. Eemember though* your attitude as you say the line is "ust as im!ortant as the lines themselves. 3anter and teasing works for "ust about every situation… and it is the 4uickest way to turn the tides on a woman who may be on the fence about you.

In fact* once you get really good you will notice that you can 4uickly change any girl’ss initial o!inion of you… and can turn any conversation !layful and fun. girl’ (anter can "e used to=

5vercome shit tests Ees!ond to the 2boyfriend’ ob"ection Ees!ond to any ob"ections she has about you Avoid interview mode Breate the 2you and me’ vibe 3ring u! se; in a fun f un way As a fun way to o!en her

*o+ to A''"y this to “Te&t 3essaging”  Getting a girl to te;t me back was becoming a huge !ain in the ass. And it was !retty !retty discouraging. It almost made me think asking asking a girl for her number was !ointless if she was "ust going to ignore my messages… I knew there had to be a way I could “breakthrough” and ca!ture her attention long enough to get her to res!ond… and not "ust res!ond have her literally 3@GGI1G to meet u! with me. I stumbled onto something really cool that I want to tell you about… It’s called= “'he ey 9ock Se4uence.” Its a series of three te;ts you can send a girl that she’s almost /5(@E9@SS against. &atch tch the )ideo (elowK Its scarily effective J&a

If you want to know how to te;t a girl or what ty!e of message will turn her on and have her writing you messages Jeven sending naked !ictures of herselfK then I recommend you watch this video#