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Contents
Disclaimer……………………………………………………………………………….04 Introduction……………………………………………………………………………..05 Blog post as an example (Patience)……………………………………………………..06 Tweaking profile photo…………………………………………………………………13 Stop posting lame statuses……………………………………………………...……….15 How to friend-request…………………………………………………………………...17 After the Friend Request………………………………………………………………...18 Probing her interests……………………………………………………………………..19 Art of tagging……………………………………………………………………………20 What do I post?..................................................................................................................21 Messaging Strategies…………………………………………………………………….24 3 things that kill your profile…………………………………………………………….25 Closing..............................................................................................................................26 Bio……………………………………………………………………………………….27
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Disclaimer I do NOT advocate picking up women online! Irrespective of my prowess in this field (online dating and online pickup), it is much easier to get laid in person via street-approaches than to meet women over Facebook. However, you won't fucking listen to me regardless; so...have it your way and learn how to get laid and pick up girls on Facebook! :(
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Introduction "Picking up girls on Facebook", is probably the most sought-after activity males engage in when it comes to social media. It is also the most misunderstood and futile approach to meeting women. This concise guide will give you the best and easiest strategies which anyone can employ instantly! Once you have a clear idea of what to do and what not to do [which I'll share here]; you'll begin to realize how simplistic it is to meet women online.
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Blog Post As A Template Patience with women on Facebook will be your ticket to sex. The world knows that I am not in favor of picking up girls on Facebook or the internet period! I deem it wuss-game and the coward's approach to "TRYING" to get laid [merely trying]. With this post however, it's more so geared towards girls whom you know, possible who are in your social circle of loose-knit friends, remote acquaintances or someone with whom you share mutual friends on Facebook. This is NOT a method for picking up random-Facebook chicks whom you don't know, neither share anything in common with [i.e. mutual friends]. The only other case in which I advocate Facebook game, is when headed to another country (or state) and you'd like to network or hook up with a girl who's already there (a native of that country for example). So it's practical to make that connection before you reach. But that's for another post. This can also be useful for girls who happen to friend-request you for whatever reason. Ok, so I met a social butterfly the other day at a get-together/social of like-minded individuals. Since the day of the social, many of us had became Facebook friends due to mutually sharing pics and tagging the shit out of each other. The sexy girl in question happened to send me a friend request. I accepted. Now, this is where technique/game/tactical maneuvering comes in. With a smoking-hot girl like this in her sexual prime [she's 20], upon being friend requested, the average guy-chode would've been beside himself, thus causing him to chase immediately like a possessed animal. Remember what I wrote in a recent article: http://kennyspuathoughts.com/2014/05/10/the-truthabout-being-desperate-with-women/ :chasing girls is a fantastic idea, But ONLY in person!
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Chasing girls online- for instance Facebook- will be the quickest way to send girls running for the hills! So leave the chasing for person-to-person communication. This' an actual photo of the girl just to show how doable she is. :twisted:
Anyway, so the super-hot social-butterfly friend-requested me. I accepted...now what? Absolutely nothing! I didn't inbox her saying thanks for adding me. I didn't jump all up on her profile/timeline like these other clowns. I didn't laud her with compliments on her stunningly sex photos, etc, etc, etc. I simply accepted her request and kept it moving (which was strategic)! Bear in mind: I want to seduce this girl BADLY! But it's wiser to be strategic than desperate...online that is. So at some point, I have to get to work towards that. Hence, for the first week or so, you want to completely ignore the girl...COMPLETELY! Don't even comment on her status or anything for the first week! Facebook Bang
You want to create that impression that you aren't desperate, aren't eager to communicate with her and so forth. This works many wonders if she was the one who friend-requested you. Nevertheless, still a potent strategy even if you'd added her. After the 1st. to 2nd. week of total non-communication, I started to communicate with her "Indirectly"! That is by commenting on her photos and statuses. For every 5 status or new pic she posted, I would comment on 1. You never want to comment on every fucking thing a girl posts. You don't want to hit "like" on everything of hers neither. Hence what I did, and currently do in regards to this girl (and any other), is to leave a cheeky comment on every 1-in-5 of her status or photo updates. This way, I don't look desperate or as if I were glued to Facebook as most guys come off. You don't want the girl thinking that all you do is monitor her timeline for every post so you can be the first to like, first to comment and first to kiss ass. As for the type of comment, as I said above: make it cheeky, banterish, funny, and or poking fun at her. You don't want to go overboard but just to ensure that you're set apart from 99.9% of the other imbeciles who will have been flooding her with nice-guy compliments that she can see through like transparent fabric [hot girls get turned off by generic compliments]. Ok, so now I pop up on her radar ever so slightly since this is an "indirect" approach. If she'd forgotten about me before, well the subtle reminder will suffice for recollection purposes. This continued for another 2 weeks, which means 3 weeks since we'd first met at the social. To this point, I'd never inboxed her nor chatted with her on FB chat once. I'm essentially exercising patience before the actual pursuit...which should be done preferably off line/in-person.
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What this does [abstaining from contacting hot girls over Facebook] is that is sets you apart from 99.9% of the other guys who undoubtedly will have blown up her inbox and FB chat with messages of "Hi sweetheart, how's work"? Those guys are quickly rejected and banished by the girl to the dustbin of Facebook history as bothersome Beta-Males. By putting a girl on ice for a week or 2, will automatically give you 10 legs up on the competition [not that you should be willfully competing]. At this point, you can go on ahead and get the phone number which will have been surer than the sun setting today. I on the other hand, since I don't do phone numbers, would opt for another gathering/social/event where I can meet the girl, begin the seduction and possibly bang her that same night. Hence, I sent her the 1st-ever direct and personal message: “Hey ****, almost forgot about you. Looking forward to the next event where we can meet again minus the crazy vibe you're used to". Girl: "Dwl, lol I'm not crazy. Don't be misled by my pics and stats. But yh, I look forward for the next event too hopefully soon so we can kick it". That was it on my part! Drop and fucking go! Exercising massive amounts of restraint and patience once more! My approach and nonchalant vibe sub-communicates to the girl: "I got this. No need for me to rush the brush by scrambling for your phone number. I'm a highly desired man with a full plate, hence I'm very selective on whom I allow into my personal domain". That is how my vibe came across: like a boss, Alpha-Male who sees more vagina than an Indian gynecologist. This is a hot fucking girl guys! The type that would make you pop an instant boner as she walks into the room or venue! Yet I treat her like a 6 with whom I don't have time to engage...or waste. She's (likely) accustomed to men licking her ass crack in any way, shape or form!
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Whenever she posts a Facebook pic, it gets about 60 likes within an hour, 30 comments from nice-guy admirers, not to mention she has about 1,000 FB friends, 70% of which are males (groupies) who will voluntarily give her the instant fix of validation like a junkie!!! Because of this; I refrained from getting her phone number which every single one of her FB groupies probably has never done (restraint). Note: Attention-Whores will give out their phone #'s like dog treat within a heartbeat...even to the homeless guy if he only asks. ;) ;) Note: hot girls are all about getting attention, no matter the source from which the attention comes. Not asking for the phone # (at least not right away), will instantly set you apart as a man with value, worth and lots of hot women in his life...which will activate her competitive juices to actually try to win your attention away from the other girls. This is what we call http://kennyspuathoughts.com/2013/06/21/getting-hickeys-just-might-bethe-best-attraction-magnet-ever/ Pre-Selection Theory, if you aren't familiar with seductioncommunity jargon. Be as it may, if you'd executed everything as I'd done and cited to this point, getting the girl's # in order to try to meet up with her wouldn't be the worst idea. But I still don't advise it since there's a great possibility for the girl flaking and playing head-games, which will inevitably kill the entire pick-up attempt and make things super uncomfortable for both parties. If you happen to bump into this girl again, the awkward factor will have been paralyzing to say the least, knowing that she'd stood you up, flaked or played childish games in respects to phone calls and texts. This is why it's a much safer-tactical move to simply opt out for meeting up with her at some event, function or party. For instance, you can hit the girl up via Facebook to ask if she clubs and where she clubs. Find the fuck out when is the next time she'll be partying/clubbing or hitting up the bars. You simply meet her there with or without her notice (without setting it up via the phone). Example: Me: "Hey crazy girl, do you go to that bar on Beach Avenue" Girl: "Not really. I usually go to X bar on...". Me: "Nice! Now I know you have a little taste. When are you going out again" Facebook Bang
[ http://kennyspuathoughts.com/2013/12/04/how-not-using-question-marks-in-your-textmessages-can-get-the-girl-more-interested-in-you-texting-tips/ Remember to omit "?" marks whenever you ask questions through text. Including "?" marks within your questions, will actually sub-communicate to the girl that you're over-invested and overeager for a reply. So don't include question marks whenever asking something. You want to structure your messages as though she can take it or leave it] Girl: "Not really sure but I wanna go out next Saturday night to X bar". Me:" Cool. I plan on going with a friend. I'll keep you posted if I do go next Saturday". That's it! No phone # necessary. When Saturday comes around, or even Friday night, I would check her Facebook timeline to see if she's going out and to where. Girls usually always post to Facebook their immediate plans for the week. Hence her FB is likely to say that she's going to X bar or wherever on whichever day and time. You don't have to, but you can inbox her or leave a post on her timeline saying something to the effect of: "Don't drink all the booze. Save some for me"! :) Playful, outcome independent, nonchalant, casual, not begging for a reply from the girl. When Saturday night comes around in which she was to go to X bar, I would head to the same bar and pretend as though I showed up by chance. Or I'd even show up before she does in order to kill the possibility of looking like a stalker. The rest will be history. To backtrack a bit, as I stated, getting the girl's phone number in such a case, will be highfucking risk! If you text her phone and she doesn't reply; you're done! If you call her and she doesn't answer the phone: you're fucking done...unless she returns the missed call...which is unlikely most times! Hence you have a great lot to lose by getting her number here and trying to set things up that way. Facebook Bang
If she doesn't respond to a message on her timeline, the excuse is always there that maybe she never got the notification, or that her notification is so congested that she doesn't even check it regularly [remember: hot girls receive lots of notifications and messages on an hourly basis]. Therefore, no hard feelings, neither any awkward backlash if the girl doesn't reply to an online message. So you're still in the game. However, there's no excuse possible she can have as to why she didn't reply to your SMS text message directly to her phone or why she didn't respond to your missed call. This creates an awkward situation which will result in the girl trying to avoid you, and you feeling rejected and duped, will try to avoid her as well. Therefore, never take a girl's phone # from Facebook unless she's overseas of across state lines and you're planning to visit her state or country. In such a case; a phone-# close exchange is very practical. However, there's nothing practical in getting a girl's phone number when you can likely see her out at a function or some venue in the same city or town. Simply find out where she'll be and go there! Facebook will be your ally in such a case where the girl will have posted her plans for the weekend. If she doesn't show- fuck it- more fish in the venue to possibly fry. All in all, with hot girls on Facebook, you should exercise patience, not chase, not message until at least 3 weeks have elapsed, refrain from getting her #. Instead, find out where she's headed weekend-wise and meet up with her there whether by feigned chance or pre-arranged plan. That's how you attract, meet and bang girls from Facebook. Ok guys, so that was a super advance way in which I pull ass from Facebook. The approach I will give you, is a lot simpler though. ;)
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Tweak Your Profile Photo First If you're reading this guide, I will assume that your Facebook profile is shitty, low value and uninteresting. Correct? Sure! With that, you'll have to tweak your profile for attraction value. That shirt-less selfie photo in the mirror? Fucking get rid of it! Too generic and lame! You want your main-profile photo to be interesting, fun, funny or abstract. No photos of Naruto or any other dumb-animated shit! Take a photo of yourself in a nice and interesting backdrop such as: *City skyline *Monument *Amusement park *Busy street On the other spectrum, you can either use a photo of yourself with women or a woman in a semiintimate manner. I know this sounds crazy to the average guy, but it's very powerful to the observant woman! You don't have to be tonguing the girl down (although it'll help). But a mere selfie of yourself with a relatively good-looking girl, will suffice.
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Even if the girl is your little sister or hot mom; doesn't fucking matter! As long as it's a female!
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Stop Posting Lame Status Updates What are examples of lame-status updates? "GM y'all" "Have a safe and productive day everyone" "Eating ice cream and watching cartoons" "Having fun playing video games with the boys" I shouldn't have to tell you why such statuses are lame, generic and downright fucking stupid! Your statuses should be fun, funny/humorous or polarizing in the sense of controversial. They should spark something within the readers. Some examples and templates of status updates which will make you an interesting and attractive guy to women: "Having fun right now...playing hard to get" "I wouldn't fuck you if you paid me"! "Who do you think you are for wanting me to buy you dinner"!? "I overslept last night. I ate too much ice cream and had a 3-some to go with it. Can you blame me"! You get the point...I hope? Your status updates should either raise eyebrows or get some laughs. Not only from women but men also. Note: If you're too much of a social coward and don't want to be judged by your "friends and relatives" for the type of things I advise you to post: then create another Facebook account solely for adding girls whom you have interest in, hot girls in general and cool guys such as Pick-Up Artists.
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However, you can exclude family members and close friends from this new Facebook account if the social pressure is too high.
Tweaking your profile in such a way will serve to make you a more interesting person to want to talk to and meet.
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Going About Friend Requests Now- to the good stuff! Whom should you contact and why? If there's a girl whom you fancy, perhaps from sheer looks of her profile photo; she may be a prime candidate for seduction. If she isn't already your Facebook friend, then it's time to get to work. The likelihood of this girl accepting your friend request will depend on how many, or if she and you share any mutual friends at all. A girl whom you don't have at least 1 mutual friends with, isn't likely to accept your friend request...unless she likes your profile or what she would have read of it through natural curiosity. This is why you must tweak your profile! Be as it may, you want to friend-request girl(s) with whom you share mutual friends. It'll be too much social pressure upon her to decline your request. So there's an 85% chance that she will be forced to accept it...even if you were butt-ugly and not her type physically. Now, if you share mutual friends with her, you can simply send a friend request without an accompanying inbox message. However, if she and you don't share any mutual friend- and this' a totally-random stranger- then you will have had to send an accompanying messaging so the girl at least knows that you're a real person and not some kind of spam bot or fake profile out of catfish unsuspecting people. If I share no mutual friends with the girl, I usually send the following message along with my request: "Hey Jenny, I happened to come across your profile through a friend search and thought you were a cool chic after skimming your timeline so I decided to add you". That's it! You don't need to convince her any further to accept your friend request or else you'll risk coming off as needy, desperate and a bit wacky. Facebook Bang
Bear in mind that there's only about a 25% chance of she accepting your request. Sounds like a dismal figure but remember that this girl is a total stranger, therefore she has no real impetus to add you...to be honest.
After The Friend Request Assuming that it all worked out and the random stranger accepted your friend request in spite of the 75% chance working against you, it's wise to send another message shortly after as to remind her that you're alive and not just a bot. "Hey Jen, thanks for accepting the request. Promise not to disappoint. Later"! That's it! However, if the girl was NOT a complete stranger and she and you share mutual friends or perhaps know each other off line, messaging her after accepting your friend request, will have been optional or unnecessary.
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Probing Her Interests Now that you've added this new girl to your Facebook, presuming you will have already tweaked your posts and statuses as I told you to do, it's time to do a bit of research on what she likes, what she posts and what her Facebook pics say about her interests. If a great portion of her photos are shot while traveling or on the road, then it's safe to say that she enjoys traveling, being on the road and is somewhat of a nomad. Some of your future posts will tap into this side of her. For instance, you can post a status saying: " I love being a nomad. Without traveling, I'd be a goddamn loser at life"! To ensure that she see this update, you can tag her [thanks to Facebook's updated-tagging plugin]. Your status will immediately resonate with her as having something in common. The more true that thing in common is (i.e. traveling), the greater the unspoken impact. Knowing what she's into, you will have short-circuited the entire process up to this point. Now, you don't want to tag her to death or she'll become annoyed thus turned off. So keep the tagging to a fucking minimum!
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When, Why, How Of Tagging Her Tagging can be a great ally and a curse depended on how you use it [or misuse it]. You want to tag her- apart from what I'd advised in the previous passage- when you've fount something really interesting or when trying to draw her attention to other girls (pre-selection theory). Girls want what other girls have. Hence if you post a status update which tags numerous women, including the girl whom you want, she will have automatically assumed that the other tagged girls are either fucking you or are your girlfriend(s). Now, from the average guy's viewpoint; this would be tantamount to suicide. From a man of high value, this would be seen as creating a situation for competition or using 1 girl to attract the other. This is when and how tagging works wonders. I'd write a status update as follows: "Any girl who watches TV on Saturday nights instead of going out to have fun is a big loser". I would then tag 3 girls within that post to ensure that they receive notification of the post. The odds are that 2 in 3 will have responded and replied to the stat. More times than not though, all 3 of the tagged girls would have responded to being tagged. The beauty in this is that the girl whom you want (one of the tagged), will come face to face with other girls within your social circle of online friends. This is a huge plus in that it shows: 1.) You're a socially safe and socially accepted guy (pre-selected) 2.) You possibly have other women in your life Facebook Bang
“What Should I Post”? Post interesting, funny and polarizing photos In conjunction with posting status updates in the manner that I told you, is to do likewise with your photos mimes and infographs. The following memes are my favorites, and have been used in the past to catch girls' attention.
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Messaging Strategies Facebook chat is a double-edge sword: it can make or break your chances. There are certain unspoken rules of texting women: whether that is online or through standardsms messaging through your mobile network. I'll list some of what you want to avoid and what you want to do, whenever texting girls on Facebook. 1.) Keep your messages brief! 2.) Only post lengthy messages if she had done so! 3.) Don't be too eager to reply. Give a minute or so to respond. 4.) Don't live online! Most guys want to text all day long, which communicates that you have no life. In that regards, ensure that you create some space between how frequent and infrequent you inbox her. Also, remember that the objective is to get her phone number and make that transition to another phase or medium: either chatting over the phone (in order to set up a rendezvous) or something else.
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3 Things That Kill Your Profile You thought anything goes didn't you? Well think again! Just as in any endeavor of life: getting laid from Facebook has its subtle guidelines. I'll give you a brief rundown of 10 things that you MUST avoid doing if you wish to attract and seduce women on this medium. 1.) Stupid Photos The #1 killer in trying to attract girls on Facebook, is your profile photo. Please, quit using photos of a Buggati, Mercedes Benz or any vehicle for that matter...especially if you aren't sitting in it! Another idiocy I see quit a number of grown men partake in, is the use of animated images such as cartoons characters and so forth, as their profile photo. Cut it the fuck out! You're trying to attract girls who are fuckable and not preteens! 2.) Over-Tagging Another grave mistake I see lots of guys committing, is tagging the hell out of girls. This is very annoying when done to me. So I can imagine how brain-numbing it is to women. 3.) Too Much Compliments Refrain from complimenting on everything a girl posts. Not only is this annoying, but it sub-communicates that you're stalking the girl and has nothing going on for yourself.
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Closing If there’s a specific girl who is already in your friend list and you wish to pick her up, everything I’d taught you in this guide, still applies! In fact, simply because the girl would have already known you, it becomes easier since you don’t have to become preoccupied with trying to put forth a good first impression. Please ensure that you re-read the guide in order to become familiar with the concepts of texting girls and what to avoid in order to increase your chances to get the girl.
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Author Bio
Socialkenny, also known as Kenny PUA within the seduction and pick-up world, is an infamous figure un the underground genre. Kenny is most noted for his aggressive and bold style when it comes to attracting and seducing women in person and online. As for online-game [picking up women over the internet], his skills and techniques vary from the most basic approach to super-advanced strategies. Not to mention he regularly puts out free-seduction material in various genres, content which has been field-tested and approved by himself and others. Website: http://kennyspuathoughts.com/ Facebook Page: http://www.facebook.com/SocialkennySeduction Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/socialkenny/videos Facebook Bang
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