Contents: 1.) Introduction 2.) What Are Shit Tests & What Purpose Do They Serve? 3.) Shit Tests & Gae 3a.) Shit Shi t Test Test Passed & Shit Test Test !ai"ed# An $%ap"e 3.) $%ap"es# Standard Shit Tests Woen 'se (.) Shit Test ariation & Severity (a.) *asic Shit Tests + !rae Proin, & Word P"ay (.) Advanced -eve" Shit Tests + Psycho"o,ica" Gaes (c.) uc"ear Shit Tests /.) Passin, Shit Tests Tests 0.) In "osin,
1.) Introduction: any peop"e see to thin that shit testin, is a socia" device uni4ue to 5oen6 5herey a 7or o7 socia" test is ep"oyed to deterine the socia" 8tness o7 a a"e in order to discern i7 he is a via"e se%ua" option or not. o5 5hi"st this isn9t 5ron, per se: it is an incredi"y "iited and rudientary vie5 o7 shit testin,. Shit tests are a asic yet vita""y iportant part o7 understandin, and app"yin, the red pi"" phi"osophy to your "i7e. $ven i7 you don9t a,ree 5ith red pi"" phi"osophy: shit tests sti"" a;ect you. As a asic socia" dynaic: shit tests are soethin, so incredi"y ine%trica"e ine%trica"e that you9re ,oin, to 5ant to e a"e to identi7y and 4uash the as a atter o7 due course. o5 5ithout 7urther ado: "et us e,in. 2.) What Are Shit Tests & What Purpose Do D o They Serve?: Why are they ca""ed shit tests? We"" 5hen soeody <,ives you shit= and 7ucs around 5ith your head to see ho5 you 5i"" react: 5hat you are e%periencin, is typica""y a >series o7) shit test>s). $veryone has een shit tested: ,ets shit tested and 5i"" continue to e shit tested6 It9s an unavoida"e part o7 huan interaction. We use shit tests to ae va"ue ud,eents aout peop"e and "ie5ise they can e used to deterine ho5 you cope under pressure. The under"yin, echanis echanis o7 shit tests is to test your ett"e. @ence the nae is not on"y 8ttin,: ut "ie5ise: accurate. Shit tests don9t a"5ays have to e 4uestions: they can e "anet assertions that are accusatory or provocative in nature. Such assertions are desi,ned to e"icit an eotiona" reaction reaction 7ro you and push you into a state o7 reactivity: causin, causin, you to revea" in7oration aout yourse"7.
“Ok, I get that, but why not just ask me what you want to know rather than play these silly games?” The i,norant 5ho have a"ready passed ud,eent on the topic this essay covers have undouted"y a"ready thou,ht this. @uans have a propensity to "ie and te"" peop"e 5hat they thin they 5ant to hear. This is especia""y true o7 5oen and the e;einate en 5ho eu"ate the6 oth are consensus seein, creatures 5ho crave the approva" o7 the ,roup aove a"" e"se. This ,oes soe 5ay to e%p"ainin, 5hy 5oen re,ard"ess o7 socia" standin, indu",e in vapid socia" p"easantries that en o7 sustance have neither the tie nor inc"ination 7or. They are anticon7rontationa" to the ost su"ie de,ree: ut neverthe"ess: I di,ress. Bn the iediate"y oserva"e sur7ace "eve" the aority o7 peop"e are concea"in, their true identity. Thus in order to ae accurate deductions aout the persona"ities around us 5e ust cha""en,e the sute%tua""y and dra5 conc"usions aout <5hat they9re rea""y "ie= ased upon their responses. Shit tests can e "atant or they can e covert: ho5 they ani7est depends upon the intent and persona"ity o7 the individua" ep"oyin, the test. The su potentia" coination o7 di;erin, shit test scenarios is so vast that I cannot possi"y ,ive an e%ap"e o7 each and every possi"e outcoe in this artic"e. There7ore I sha"" instead esto5 you 5ith the no5"ed,e necessary to re8ne your o5n ana"ytica" capai"ities so that you ay act accordin,"y 5hen you 8nd yourse"7 ein, shit tested. Peop"e have a tendency to e%a,,erate their o5n stren,ths and proect a 7a"si8ed hei,htened ia,e o7 these"ves. I7 you9ve ever een on !aceoo you 5i"" have seen this 8rst hand. These peop"e are not sho5in, you 5ho they rea""y are or 5hat they9re rea""y 5orth: instead they9re sho5in, you
read# shit test your ass a ne5 one) 4uite re"ent"ess"y to deterine <ust ho5 uch o7 a an you are.= I7 you are an e;einate or tiid an you 5i"" 7ee" u""ied rather than cha""en,ed and that te""s the ,roup everythin, they need to no5 aout you. ou 5i"" 7ai" to understand that 5hat you are e%periencin, is a socia" initiation ritua" that a"" en ust ,o throu,h 5hen they are ne5 to a a"edoinated ,roup. ou 5i"" e re"ent"ess"y ridicu"ed to deterine 5hat you9re "ie and 5here you 8t in on the pecin, order. I7 you are too reactive: you 5i"" e reected and e%i"ed 7ro the ,roup: or re"e,ated to the otto position as the eotiona"
punch a, everyody ridicu"es 7or cheap "au,hs. To avoid 8ndin, yourse"7 condened to such a 7ate you ust deonstrate you can spar vera""y 5ithout tain, anythin, to heart. Shit tests are used to a runo7thei"" standard shit test) and you stand there 5ith your a5 aar speech"ess 7or 5hat to say: you have ust 7ai"ed her shit test. our si"ence is not use7u" ecause she can see you are not 5i"7u""y i,norin, her: you9re ust stuc 7or 5hat to say and that is visi"e. This is a hu,e socia" 7au% pas that counicates star socia" incopetency. An e%ap"e o7 passin, her shit test? The in7aous a,ree and ap"i7y techni4ue. I7 you 5ere to say “Yeah, but normally I forget their
faces” and she 7o""o5s up 5ith “So what, you’re saying you won’t forget mine?” >another shit test) and you rep"y 5ith another a,ree and ap"i7y “ot if you gi!e me a reason not to” in a charisatic tone: then you9ve e;ective"y used ,ae to coe out victorious in that round o7 testin,. ou cannot 7a"ter in the idst o7 a shit test. Soeties they coe out o7 no5here: cop"ete"y une%pected and catch you y surprise6 5hich is 5hy ein, ,ood at conversationa" iprovisation and 5ord association are 7undaenta" too" o%es to ein, a"e to destroy any shit test that coes your 5ay. I7 you are astractFetaphorica" in your thinin, and vera" si""s you 5i"" have a "ot o7 7un 5ith shit tests. en 5ith supar 5it and
vera" si""s tend to stru,,"e 5ith shit tests. As an aside to en 5ho 7a"" into this cate,ory I su,,est you 5atch ore standup coedy to deve"op your 5it and spea ore 5ith peop"e to iprove your conversationa" ai"ity. I7 you ,et ,ood at
looking at him$” It 5i"" sound "ie a cop"aint: ut it isn9t: it9s a shit test and she 5ants to see ho5 you respond to her u""shit. She is conurin, up inane accusatory nonsense pure"y to incite a response and deterine your "eve" o7 con8dence. A7ter she says this she 5i"" "oo at you to ,au,e your ody "an,ua,e and ,et a etter read on your 7rae. Stron' response: “Soun%s like you’!e got an eye for talent&” *ody "an,ua,e 5ise ,ive her stron,
+ +You’re such a player aren’t you?!” + Trans"ation# Are you a"pha? I,nore it: e ysteriousFva,ue “maybe, come 'n% out” or a,ree and ap"i7y “you %on’t know the half of
it&” + “Buy me a drink!!” + Trans"ation# Are you a eta? op"iance test. I7 you uy her shit you9re a chup. The correct response# “o, you buy me a %rink&” ou counicate you9re ore va"ua"e than she is. Bn"y "o5er va"ue en uy drins 7or rando 5oen they don9t no5. 'n"ess you9re prese"ected out the ass >e,# you o5n the c"u) in that case you can uy shots 7or hoe"ess en and noody ,ives a 7uc. The oss an ,ets a pass 7or doin, 5eird and insane shit that 5ou"d see "esser en condened. + “I have a boyriend!” + Trans"ation# I have SchrHdin,er9s oy7riend: deonstrate to e you9re hi,h va"ue and I9"" 7uc you re,ard"ess. It is hi"arious 5hen they say this. “(hat
boyfrien%, your imaginary one?” + Then "au,h in her 7ace. + “Soun%s like you’re shit out of luck, I’m going to ha!e to fuck your frien% instea%, feel free to watch&” A"5ays e prepared to ,et s"apped 5hen you9re runnin, this ind o7 ono%ious assho"e ,ae. Don9t say I didn9t 5arn you. onsider the s"ap a si,n she cares. + or even avera,e) hei,ht 5ise. ou have to see "ie you don9t ,ive a shit aout the 7act you9re not considered ta"". I7 you ,et upset: she9"" thin you9re 5ea ecause your iies 5ere so easi"y rust"ed. *e unreactive: no 7ucs shou"d ,et ,iven. + “o you believe in love at "rst si#ht?!” + Trans"ation# Are you a eta? The ans5er to this is a"5ays no. Br i7 you9re o"d and don9t ,ive a shit aout ein, s"apped and 5ant to esca"ate 5ith tension# “I %i%n’t but then I saw your titties on the way o!er an% I’!e been
ha!ing %eep philosophical reconsi%erations e!er since&” + “$an we be %&ust riends?%“ + Trans"ation# I thin you are a eta that shou"d do y iddin,. The ans5er to this is a"ost a"5ays no. 'n"ess o7 course you don9t 5ant to an, the chic >she9s a u,,o) and 7or 5hatever reason you thin she9d e coo" to have around.
+ “'ow many #irls have you slept with?” + Trans"ation# Do you ,et "aid a "ot or are you a se% starved eta? Sayin, you have not s"ept 5ith any ,ir"s counicates "o5 va"ue. $%a,,erate your nuer i7 it9s "o5. I7 it9s hi,h ,ive any o"d nuer assuin, you9ve ept trac. !ai"sa7e responses# “I’!e lost count&” ) “(hat, to%ay? ot many&” ) “*ick a number,
any number&” + “o you have a #irlriend?” + Trans"ation# Are you a eta? >an you ,et "aid?) + The correct ans5er is a"5ays yes >it increases your prese"ection.) Woen "ove poachin, en 7ro other 5oen: they essentia""y 8nd 5hatever is
anyone” + “(e’re not +acebook ocial” + “I %on’t cu%%le her after se-, so no?” + “I bet you have a #irlriend!” + Trans"ation# I 5ant to 7uc you ut I don9t no5 i7 other 5oen 8nd you hot. ore overt variant o7 the aove 5hich assues you9re prese"ected: indicatin, a hi,her "eve" o7 interest. A,ain: even i7 you don9t have a ,ir"7riend: you shou"d say you do or other5ise indicate that you do to increase your perceived prese"ection. + “'old my ba# or me!” or “(ill you #o and #et me a co)ee?” + >sustitute a,Fco;ee 7or 5hatever) + Trans"ation# Are you a cop"icit eta that 5i"" do 5hat I te"" you to do? This is a cop"iance test 5rapped up in a po5er p"ay to see i7 you are <5rapped around her "itt"e 8n,er.= Soe variation o7 <o= or <@o"dF,et it yourse"7= does 5e"". Sneer 5hi"st you say it 7or onus points. As you ay have noticed 7ro the repertoire o7 5oan9s o, standard runo7thei"" shit tests: they are incredi"y 8%ated on discernin, 5hether or not you are a eta >,uy 5ho doesn9t ,et "aid uch: i7 at a"".) I7 in dout: err to5ards ein, an assho"e. *ein, identi8ed as a eta dries up panties 4uicer than you can oi" an e,, in a Sahara sauna. I7 you sho5 o"dness and e%ude a
whine like a bitch?” A cop"iance shit test is used to deterine ho5 uch inEuence a
person has over you: e,# “get me a co.ee&” A 8tness shit test is used to deterine your socia" si""sFsense o7 huour e,# “you look hilarious when you’re crying&” Doinance is an under"yin, thee ehind a"" shit tests: ho5ever doinance has its o5n c"assi8cation too. !itness tests are nora""y a"so doinance tests: ut a doinance test can e ep"oyed pure"y to testF5rest"e 7or doinance and have no huour deterinin, coponent attached to it. A 8tness test ere"y 5ants to deterine your ai"ity to anter and endure a vera" ons"au,ht: nora""y i7 you 7ai" at 8tness tests the tester 5on9t 5ant uch to do 5ith you socia""y speain,. In "i,ht o7 this: cop"iance shit tests and 8tness shit tests share soe over"ap 5ith doinance shit tests: consider the ore speci8c su cate,ories o7 doinance. As a ru"e o7 thu: the ore essed up the individua" is: the hi,her the staes are. -ie5ise: the hi,her va"ue the person you9re dea"in, 5ith: the ore severe"y you 5i"" e shit tested. $G# $Bs 5i"" shit test harder and ore 7re4uent"y than oce assistants: 5oen 5ith daddy issues 5i"" shit test ore than 5oen 5ho had sta"e re"ationships 5ith their 7athers. *PD 5oen never stop shit testin,. In 7urther e%ap"e: intervie5s are essentia""y a co""ection o7 shit tests. Goin, 7or a o? ou9re ,oin, to ,et shit tested are you con8dentFdoinant or uncon8dentFsuissive?) The i""ennia"s: ut ,ro5in,"y: their ay ooer parents too) this o7 course "eads to a "ot o7 con7usion as 5e"" as utthurt#
%icult&& so I guess being blin% to my own faults woul% be my weakness&” o5 ironica""y: that stateent is introspective: hu"e and parado%ica": so the ans5er is soethin, o7 a head 7uc: ho5ever ost ties I have used it in the past it has een accepted as a va"id
ans5er. *e 5arned ho5ever: particu"ar"y shre5dFachiave""ian recruiters 5i"" proa"y see this as a red Ea,. I7 your instincts te"" you the recruiter is hi,h"y 0achiaveian ditch this tactic and adit to soethin, asinine such as your constant att"e 5ith tieeepin,. *ear in ind I use "on, 5ords and e"aorate etaphors as part o7 y "in,uistic re,ister in rea" "i7e. It is natura" to e. 'sin, canned "ines is ad ecause it eans you "ac natura" ,ae and need to orro5 7ro another an9s 5it. I7 you are not so 5ordy: it 5i"" "oo 5eird i7 you are not con,ruent"y 5ordy ut instead on"y 5ordy in the passin, o7 a speci8c shit test >ecause it is a "ine you have read on here or soe5here e"se.) This 5i"" arouse suspicion that you have soe sort o7 script preprepared ecause your ans5er sees outo7p"ace in re"ation 5ith ho5 you 5ou"d nora""y ta". So i7 you don9t ta" as e"aorate"y as I: you can shorten it to “I %on’t know what my weaknesses are, is that a weakness?” At this point they ay try to "ead you to enta" stai"ity: con,ruency and stren,th) via 5ord p"ay. *asic shit tests nora""y ani7est as insincere 4uestions. An e%ap"e 5ou"d e soethin, "ie “%o you always talk to
people like that?” They can e p"ayed o; as a ,enuine 4uestion into the nature o7 your character: ho5ever its true intent is to discern ho5 you cope 5ith ein, put on the spot. *asic shit tests usua""y re"y on the e"eent o7 surprise to catch you una5are. An iprovised asic shit test is spa5ned out o7 a p"ay on 5ords or other soe other sii"ar 7acet o7 5ord association. The shit tester 5i"" tae a stateent o7 yours and as an associated 4uestion >or ae a stateent) 5hich purpose"y distorts its eanin, in a soe5hat hosti"e anner. @ere are soe e%ap"es# 3ou: “I %on’t trust women” The#: “Is that because you 'n% women intimi%ating?” 3ou: “I like cookies” The#: “I’ll get you a gastric ban% for /hristmas then” -.) Advanced 4eve Shit Tests / Psychoo'ica "a#es: Advanced "eve" shit tests are sut"e ut retain p"ausi"e deniai"ity. Kather than direct"y 4uestionin, you or cha""en,in, you in an overt vera" anner: typica""y they 5i"" opt to cha""en,e you in a covert nonvera" anner. Inspirin, ea"ousy y e%c"udin, soeone 5ho 5ou"d typica""y other5ise e inc"uded in soethin, is a shit test. It is a test to see i7 you care enou,h to voice your concern: or cha""en,e those 5ho 5ou"d other5ise opt to e%c"ude you. atura""y: seein, un7aCed and outco#e independent re,ard"ess o7 your contept 7or said shit test is the optiu 5ay to hand"e thin,s. When peop"e shit test you and it9s a "ose"ose situation: opt to i,nore the. ou on"y 5in y not p"ayin,. !or e%ap"e: i7 soeone insu"ts you pu"ic"y to try to stir up draa >and it is assued they 5i"" ene8t 7ro such controversy) your on"y recourse is to deprive the o7 the theatrica" controversy 5hich they see. I9ve 7ound that the ore success7u" I9ve ecoe 5ithin the various rea"s o7 y "i7e: the ore I9ve had other socia""y doinant en try to test y ett"e y Ea,rant"y disrespectin, e ust to see 5hat I9"" do aout it. It can e sut"e and ip"ied: or overt and e%p"icit. $ither 5ay: not p"ayin, is o7t the on"y 5innin, ove in such a situation. $ven i7 you can coe out on top in a att"e o7 5its: you sin a "ot o7 your precious tie coatin, nonsense that you ,ain nothin, 7ro. When you9re po5er7u": other peop"e see opportunities in atteptin, to rin, you do5n a notch or t5o. Such peop"e 5i"" try to ,et you to react to their inanity ere"y so they ay o"ster their reputation y "atchin, onto yours. It is 7or this reason that the art o7 si"ence6 i,norin, your eneies overt"y is a necessary si"" set that a"" en "ooin, to preserve their
accuu"ated po5er shou"d aster and ep"oy 5ith re,u"arity. It is sip"e: 5hen you 7ee" soeone provoin, a response 7ro your e,o: interect your eotions 5ith the 4uestion “is
there a way for me to bene't from respon%ing to this?” i7 the ans5er is no: rep"yin, is point"ess. -et reason override eotion: cu"tivate this si"" y re8nin, your se"7discip"ine. Such shit tests are typica""y ovious in their intent to put you on the de7ence. Bnce you ,et cau,ht in a 5e o7 shit testin,: you 5i"" o7ten 8nd yourse"7 usti7yin, your choices and e%p"ainin, your actions. This "o5ers your socia" va"ue: 5ins you no respect and di,s an even deeper ho"e. onachiave""ian "o,ic 7ai"s in hand"in, shit tests: peop"e do not respect rationa"ity: they respect on"y indications o7 hi,h status. $%p"ainin, yourse"7: no atter ho5 rationa" your e%p"anation is 5i"" e perceived as a deonstration o7 "o5 status. Do not usti7y yourse"7: i7 you 8nd yourse"7 e%p"ainin, yourse"7 in the idst o7 an ar,uent or theatrica" device: you9re "osin, and 5ou"d e 7ar etter o; ust iediate"y e%itin, sta,e instead. At the advanced "eve" you 8nd there is a "ot o7 "ae shi7tin,: typica""y in discussion the shit tester 5i"" try to convince you that you are soeho5 responsi"e 7or any Ea5s or 5eanesses o7 theirs. Woen particu"ar"y see to haitua""y "ae shi7t: it9s not on"y a se"7 de7ence echanis to di;use 7ee"in,s o7 in7eriority or ,ui"t ut it a"so acts as a shit test ecause i7 you accept the "ae: you 5i"" e seen "ess 7avoura"y. 3ou: “/ome on you nee% to pull your weight aroun% here&” The#: “If I’m la0y it’s because I’m following the stellar e-ample you ha!e set&” o5 o7 course the dia"o,ue aove cou"d e a per7ect"y hea"thy part o7 anter: ut ear in ind that an inai"ity to anter has the sae e;ect as 7ai"in, a shit test 5ithin a serious conte%t. Whether p"easura"e or not: anter is sip"y shit testin, 7or the sae o7 enta" stiu"ation: and "ie ore serious shit testin, you sti"" need to e a"e to respond apt"y. I7 your ai"ity to hand"e shit tests is poor: head on over to the red pi co#edy pa'e and 5atch ho5 coedians dea" 5ith hec"ers. -c.) 5ucear Shit Tests: A nuc"ear shit test co""o4uia""y re7erred to as <,oin, nuc"ear= or reovin, a"" the oney 7ro your an account and 7ei,nin, i,norance to see ho5 you dea" 5ithout
oney) or overt >soeody tain, a ite out o7 your 7ood and then starin, at you in the eye.) uc"ear shit tests are desi,ned to test your reaction not y proin, your psyche 5ith 5ords: ut y proin, your psyche 5ith actions that 5ou"d typica""y e e%pected to o;end: hurt: disrespect etc. Say you9re 5ith a ,ir" and you9ve hooed up a 7e5 ties. She9s a p"ate pushin, 7or coitent ut you haven9t ,iven in to her deands. ou9re oth out at the c"u and she starts ,rindin, on another ,uy. She9s doin, this to ae you ea"ous in an attept to 7orce your hand. She9s usin, dread ,ae and tryin, to ,et you to coit to her y inspirin, copetition an%iety 5ithin you. Dread ,ae 5hen used y 5oen is a nuc"ear shit test. @o5 do you pass this shit test? Go ta" to other ,ir"s: 5hen it inevita"y coes up "ater she 5as ,rindin, respond 5ith “that’s cool” >it si,ni8es you don9t care in a positive anner) or “you can %o what you like” etc. Kea"ise she did 5hat she did 7or your ene8t: to test you# it9s a"" aout you. I7 you 5eren9t there to see it: she 5ou"dn9t have used another an as an instruent to anipu"ate you into ,ivin, her an o;er o7 e%c"usivity. 6.) Passin' Shit Tests: There are any echaniss 5hich one can ep"oy to pass a shit test. Passin, a shit test eans you have responded to the test in a 5ay that either neutra"ises the tester9s cha""en,e or causes the to perceive you as con8dent: doinant and va"ued. *e7ore 5e e,in: a note on a,ree and ap"i7y# a,ree and ap"i7y sees to e the
fuck you up?” >this is a shit test: ut he 5i"" do it i7 you 7ai") and you a,ree and ap"i7y on hi# “Yes in the ass please” instead o7 ein, ipressed y your 5it he is "ie"y to respond# “So you %on’t think I’m serious? 2et me show you how serious I am” 7o""o5ed y an attept to eat the he"" out o7 you. *e a5are that not a"" shit test usters 5i"" 5or in every scenario. ou have to use your coon sense: ca"irate to the situation and deterine 5hat shit test so"vin, ethod shou"d e uti"ised ased upon the conte%t. o5 "et9s say you approached a 5oan and e,an the conversation 5ith an iprovised opener: and she rep"ies# “I bet you use that line on all the girls&” @ere are the various 5ays in 5hich you cou"d pass her shit test. They are p"enti7u".
A'ree and a#pi7y is the usa,e o7 the "o,ica" 7a""acy reductio ad asurdu >-atin 7or# reduce to asurdity.) What you do is you tae soeone9s criticis and noncha"ant"y ip"y it is asurd y e%aceratin, 5hat they have said. So in re"ation to the shit test at the e,innin, o7 this section# “Yeah I literally wake up in the morning co!ere% in bitches it’s that
e.ecti!e&” It is this device 5hich is the read and utter o7 8oo,s theory o7 A#used 0astery. Disa'ree and a#pi7y is the sae as a,ree and ap"i7y e%cept you disa,ree rather than a,ree 5ith the preise. So in re"ation to the shit test at the e,innin, o7 this section# “o
you’re the 'rst girl I’!e e!er spoken to, I use% to be a mute&” A pressure 9ip is 5here you reverse the socia" pressure put on you ac onto the ori,inator o7 the socia" pressure. So in re"ation to the shit test at the e,innin, o7 this section# “I bet you think e!erything’s a line because you’!e got trust issues&” A'ree and pressure 9ip is the sae as a pressure Eip e%cept you precede the Eip 5ith a,reeent. So in re"ation to the shit test at the e,innin, o7 this section# “Yeah I %o, I’m
sorry, %i% you think you were special or something?” Disa'ree and pressure 9ip is the sae as a pressure Eip e%cept you precede the Eip 5ith disa,reeent. So in re"ation to the shit test at the e,innin, o7 this section# “ah you’re too
ugly for me to be %ropping lines on&” I'nore + Provide no acno5"ed,eent o7 the shit test y i,norin, it. This is a ad choice 5hen you have ust et soeone: ut once your reputation andFor superiority has een esta"ished it is a ,reat 5ay o7 noncha"ant"y inva"idatin, the iportance o7 an en4uiry. It ip"ies <5hat you said isn9t even 5orth addressin,.= This is est used on peop"e 5ho are "o5er in the pecin, order than you are or as a response to the ani7estation o7 stupidity. I7 soeone ased you i7 you "ied to eat your o5n e%creent: you cou"d have a oe and a,ree and ap"i7y into soethin, aout a se5er usin, your een no5"ed,e o7 5ord association and seantic 8e"ds: or rather sip"y you cou"d i,nore the inanity o7 the 4uestion. The choice o7 sty"e is yours to ae and 5i"" e contin,ent on your ood: your re"ative socia" positions in re"ation to one another and 5hat you suspect the shit tester9s intent is. 0isdirect + han,e the topic o7 conversation to soethin, e"se: this inva"idates the en4uiry y providin, no acno5"ed,eent o7 it. In this sense it is sii"ar to i,norin, a shit test. There is a chance ho5ever that the tester 5i"" ecoe annoyed y your inva"idation and 5i"" thus retest you unti" you pass 5ith a ore e;ective ethod. This 5ors est on peop"e 5ith
attention span issues: as they 5i"" o7ten 7or,et ho5 they 5ere testin, you once distracted: and i7 they as you 5hat they 5ere sayin, you can sip"y 7ei,n i,norance: inva"idatin, their test and condenin, it to eyond the ,rasp o7 their en,ras. In re"ation to the shit test at the e,innin, o7 this section# <@ave you 7arted? It stins.= 8idicue 8e7ra#e + This is aor assho"e ,ae or 5hat I persona""y re7er to as
bet you’re single because your face looks like a 3455 crash site “ Pseudo"asi'ht + This one is rea""y sip"e. ou pretend you have no idea 5hat the person shit testin, you is ta"in, aout and accuse the o7 ain, thin,s up. So in re"ation to the shit test at the e,innin, o7 this section# “(hat line? 6ot an acti!e imagination ha!e we?” ;.) In Cosin': I 5anted to inc"ude dar triad shit tests in here to cop"ete the copendiu o7 shit test re"ated in7oration: ho5ever I 7ee" that as the dar triad portion o7 the site operates as a standa"one section6 havin, its o5n artic"e 5ou"d ae 7or ore optiised archivin, and searchin, shou"d soeone speci8ca""y 5ant to "oo up ho5 dar triad individua"s shit test peop"e. ot on"y that: ut due to its intricacy this piece has ecoe 7ar "on,er than I had ori,ina""y intended and I do not 5ish to e intentiona""y terse in y discussion o7 dar triad shit tests ust to eep the 5ord "en,th do5n. Dar triad shit tests 5i"" e the topic o7 a 7uture artic"e.
SHIT TESTS AD INFINITUM She 5i"" never stop testin, you 7or 5eaness. To e crude and 7or a "ac o7 ore succinct "an,ua,e: 5oen are 5hat I9d consider to e perpetua""y io"o,ica""y insecure. They are a"5ays thinin, in the ac o7 their heads <5hat i7 I have ade a istae.= It is t his constant need 7or roantic reassurance that causes the to ri,orous"y shit test their en: on a seein,"y pria" "eve" 5oen are utter"y osessed 5ith 7ee"in, sa7e: oth eotiona""y and ateria""y: and so 5i"" thus"y test their oy7riendsFhusands to see i7 he sti"" has 5hat it taes to ae the <7ee" sa7e.= Woen do not ri,orous"y shit test their en out o7 a"ice: ut ere"y out o7 insecurity: out o7 a need to 7ee" protected: out o7 a na,,in, sense
o7 insecurity that they <ust need to ae sure= they have ade the ri,ht choice and are sti"" in a re"ationship 5ith a an 5ho is adass. They 5i"" 5ear their en do5n 5ith their insecurity: se"7saota,in, the re"ationship they have 5ith hi: seein, aration o7 his stren,th y actin, out to see ho5 he 5i"" hand"e the situation. The 7eedac ,ained 7ro +seein' ho< he handes shit= thus"y a""o5s her to reeva"uate her opinion o7 hi: to deduce i7 he is sti"" the stron, an she ori,ina""y 7e"" in "ove 5ith: or i7 he has ecoe 5ea and thus an oso"ete roantic arti7act in sore need o7 rep"aceent. The psycho"o,ica" pressure 7ro a 5oan9s shit tests on a an9s psyche: repeated"y and over a period o7 a re"ationship ay e the very cause in a"" its sheer irony 7or a stron, an to ecoe a she"" o7 his 7orer se"7: the very thin, 5oen despise. @o5 or 5hy such a an ecae 5ea is irre"evant to her: a"" that is re"evant to her is i7 the an she is 5ith is stron, or not: that is her 8%ation: as 7ar as she is concerned i7 she 5as so easi"y a"e to ae hi 5ea 5ith her ind ,aes then he is un5orthy o7 her: period. !ea"e nature is utter"y and ruta""y ruth"ess in this 5ay: soe 5ou"d even ar,ue sociopathic: indeed 5hat en perceive to e eauti7u" a"ost a"5ays coes 5ith any a hidden condition attached: the incredi"e prere4uisite that he 5i"" shou"der a"" and any urden on her eha"7. As soon as a an can no "on,er ,ive a 5oan
ade hi she oves onto another an on"y to a,ain repeat the tortuous process. Lupin, 7ro one an to the ne%t unti" she 8na""y coes upon a an 5ho she is incapa"e o7 coproisin, in such a anner: the iova"e roc. This is the an 5ho she 5i"" u"tiate"y 7a"" 7or6 to 5oen these are the en o7 coodity: the one9s that can e re"ied upon: the one9s 5orthy o7 their "ove. These are the inds o7 en 5ho rea"ise that en aren9t a""o5ed to 7a"" in "ove the 5ay that 5oen are: as en 5e can never “&ust love a bitch” , "ove and eotiona" indu",ence are "u%uries reserved 7or the rea" o7 5oen: it is this 5hich is their u"tiate privi"e,e: despite their seein, o"iviousness to such a ru"e o7 attraction. I7 5e: as en: are to indu",e in the sae eotions that 5oen do: and "et the ,ro5 to the intensity that our 5oen do: to "et the tae ho"d o7 us and 5eaen us: 5e 5i"" u"tiate"y "ose the ,ir" and ecoe unattractive to her. In star contrast: i7 a 5oan 7a""s in "ove 5ith a an and "ets her 7ee"in,s ,o and "oses a part o7 5ho she is to that: then it9s 8ne: the re"ationship 5i"" not 7a"" apart: the an 5on9t "ose attraction to her ecause she sho5s 5eaness: in 7act he ay "ove her ore 7or appreciatin, 5ho he is as it is the u"tiate 7or o7 endearent that near"y a"" en "on, to 7ee". Woen can sho5 5eaness and e se%y ut en cannot: even 5hen such a 5oan is e,,in, to see that 5eaness so she can “feel connecte% to you” it is a"5ays the urden o7 an not to ,ive in to such su,arcoated dup"icity. I7 a an is to a""o5 hise"7 to 7a"" in "ove to the e%tent that he starts to "ose 5ho he is independent o7 that 5oan and her "ove 7or hi: he starts to e perceived as 5ea and it is ,ae over 7or hi. Woen 5ant you to 7a"" in "ove 5ith the: ut not so uch so that you don9t ae the 7ee" sa7e anyore. They 5ant to e "oved: ut as a an i7 you 7a"" in "ove and a""o5 that to chan,e 5ho you are: to e over5he"ed y the and a""o5 the to erode your identity: you no "on,er reain attractive. To eep a 5oan you ust reain everythin, you 5ere 5hen she 7ound you: despite everythin,: despite a tirade o7 eotiona" anipu"ation ani7estin, itse"7 as shit tests. ou see 5ith 5oen it9s not you in and o7 yourse"7 that they are attracted to: it9s your ascu"inity and ho5 that aes the 7ee" 5hich they 8nd attractive. The esotericis o7 doinance is 5hat tri,,ers and captivates 7ea"e attraction6 its asence 5i"" have her discard you in search o7 a ne5 source o7 doinance. The 5ho""y irrationa" thin, aout this 5ho"e sordid ordea" is that you cannot proper"y "ove a 5oan and "et the a"" the 5ay into the 8er o7 your ein, 5ithout such a "ove direct"y trans"atin, into psycho"o,ica" vu"nerai"ity. 7g8pe inherent"y e"icits vu"nerai"ity. Woen desire connection 5ith that vu"nerai"ity 5hi"st siu"taneous"y: 7ee" contept 7or that vu"nerai"ity 5hen it ecoes proinent enou,h to trans"ate into 5eaness.