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BECKY KILLER ‘HAD SEX WITH DEAD BODIES’ Sicko used morgue job for vile acts EXCLUSIVE
BECKY Watts killer Nathan Matthews told friends he had sex with corpses when he had a job that gave him access to a morgue, a former fri end has revealed.
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us fortune BROADBAND bills will go up to pay for the “massive cost” of implementing Theresa May’s Communications Data Bill, MPs have been wa rned. Internet companies told a committee of MPs that storing every person’s internet history for a year is likely to cost them far more than the £175m the government has budgeted for. But experts say it’s a fraction of what the true cost will be. Matthew Hare, chief executive of internet service provider Gigaclear told the Commons science and technology committee the amount of data they would need to store is phenomenal. He said: “The indiscriminate collection of mass data is going to have a massive cost.” Home Secretary May (above above)) says the information is essential to allow police and security services to operate in the digital age.
4 arrested in ‘jihad’ raids FOUR men have been arrested in the UK after a counter-terrorism raid led by the Italians. The North East Counter Terrorism Unit was assisted by officers from Humberside, Derbyshire, South Yorkshire and the West Midlands. The arrests are part of an operation relating to alleged terrorism offences under Italian legislation. The men were part of raids in several European countries connected to a “jihadist network”. They will appear before Westminster Magistrates.
BODY PARTS BODY PARTS ‘BLOCKED KILLER’S TOILET’ ON TRAIL: Ex butcher May (right) denies denies the murder of Tracey Woodford (below )
Butcher used trade skills to chop up victim
A FORMER butcher chopped up a woman after he met her on a night out and blocked his toilet when he tried to flush her body parts down the loo, a court heard.
Christopher May, 50, is accused of dismembering Tracey Woodford, 47, using “knowledge and expertise” from his job in a butcher’s shop.
May is alleged to have strangled Tracey in his flat just hours after meetto flush Tracey Woodford’s ing her for the first time in his organs down the toilet and a By COLIN HURST local pub. body part was found to be
[email protected] He then had sex with her blocking i t. corpe. Forensic pathologist Dr Dr James told the court that Derek James told how he found fingers had also been stashed a 10cm piece of bowel was found her arms and legs in the bath inside her handbag. “obstructing” a drainpipe. Dr James also found a and her rib cage in a black He said: “Police informed Adidas holdall when he visited plastic bag containing yellow me that a rod camera had been gloves and a blood-stained placed down the drains to see May’s flat. Dr James said: “When I towel, the court was told. what was there and there was He added: “There was a obstruction in part and that entered the flat I could smell bleach and decomposi tion. I removal of the head and the had been recovered. could see bottles of liquid that right and left arm. A splitting “It looked like human bowel of the torso into upper with faeces in it. had been left out. “As I opened the bathroom and lower sections and the “On the deceased’s body cupboard I found an untidy separation of the right and there was a slash mark from left legs. distorted assortment of tools the breast down to the groin. “An attempt had been made and boxes. “This had clearly been made “We found a plastic bag, a to dis-articulate the knee while the torso was intact. It black Adidas bag and a from the right leg, but it was might have been used to take woman’s handbag in the bedroom. still attached.” the bowel out.” He told the court that her “When it was opened I Dr James told the court found a black plastic bag with head had been found “well Miss Woodford’s death was preserved” on a ledge 450ft something wrapped inside it. the result of “significant “When I opened it I found deep into a pitch black drain pressure to the neck” adding: pipe next to Pontypridd “I would expect the perpetrator part of a human rib cage.” Dr James told the court that rugby club. to have some experiment of Dr James said: “The head cutting up bodies – either he also found the end of a right thumb stuffed into a woman’s was well-preserved. It was human or animal.” purse, which had Tracey the head of a white-skinned May, of Graig, Pontypridd, Woodford’s bank cards inside. woman with ginger hair.” denies murder. The court was told that four May is said to have tried The trial continues.
A WINDY day, with severe gales or storm force winds across the far north on Friday, with gales elsewhere. Feeling much colder, with blustery showers for many, wintry over northern hills. Reaching 11C in London, 10C in Cardiff, 8C in Manchester, 7C in Belfast, 5C in Edinburgh.
Wolverine murderer said sorry in blood WOLVERINE killer Jed Allen wrote “I ’m sorry” in blood on his bedroom wall afte r knifing his mum, stepdad and six-yearold sister to death, an inquest heard. The X-Men The obsessed X-Men obsessed misfit, 21, also sent a chilling text to friends after butchering his family with a hunting knife. He said: “I haven’t got much time, they know. I am nothing more than worthless. I did what I had to do. I’m in peace now.” Groundskeeper Allen hanged himself in woodland near Oxford after the bloodbath at his family home in Didcot on May 23. His mother Janet Jordon, 4 8, her pa rtner Philip Howard, 44, and Jed’s hal f-sister Derin died of “unsurvivable” multiple stab wounds. The victims had wounds consistent with a struggle, the inquest heard. The grim apology was found written in blood on Allen’s bedroom wall, whil e a blood-spla ttered notebook in the kitchen read: “I know the truth. I don’t want it for my family. This is the end.” The murders were discovered when Allen sent a text to friends asking them look after his pet dog Tetley, the hearing was told. Pal Lewis Haycroft said he raced to his home in Vicarage Road, peered through a window and saw a man’s legs on the floor. He entered through the ear door and found “blood everywhere”. Police launched a huge manhunt to find the killer and searched the Univeristy Parks in Oxford, where Allen worked as a gardener. He was found hanging from a tree two days later. Oxfordshire coroner Darren Salter recorded unlawful killing verdicts for Mr Howard, Ms Jordon and Derin, and ruled Allen killed himself.
CULT LEADER ‘FORCED SEX ACTS’ SUN: Rain and shine
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Turning milder on Saturday, with rain spreading from the west. Highs of 13C in London, Cardiff and Manchester, 11C in Belfast, 7C in Edinburgh. OUTLOOK: Unsettled.
A LEFT-wing cult leader raped and sexually abused women he had manipulated, a court heard. It is claimed Aravindan Balakrishnan physically and sexually abused some of the women who lived within the south London commune over a period of some 30 years. The 75-year-old denies 16 charges including rape, indecent assault, actual
bodily harm, cruelty to a person under 16 and false imprisonment. On the second day of the trial at Southwark Crown Court, prosecutor Rosina Cottage said the defendant controlled all aspects of his daughter’s life from birth and she was hidden from the world. She was not allowed to go to school, make friends, go to a doctor or a dentist, the court heard.
Two women who claim they were part of the cult before ma naging to esc ape accused Balakrishnan of beating them, rape and sexual assault. Ms Cottage said: “They were forced into sexual acts over which they had no choice and which were deliberately degrading and humiliating.” The trial continues.
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J-Law is going bonkers over bonking drought SEX-starved Jennifer Lawrence admitted it’s been so long sin ce she got down and dirty her “hymen is growing back”. The busty Hunger busty Hunger star is one of Games star Games the most desirable actresses in Hollywood. But despite her sexy image the 25-year-old, who became the highest paid female movie star in the world after pocketing £34million , reveale d her Los Angeles master suite has seen no action since she moved in. Speaking from her bedroom, she said: “Literally zero magic has happened in here. “Cheers to my hymen growing back.” Kentucky-born Lawrence dated Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, but the pair split earlier this year. And she revealed she is now on the lookout for a bloke. She added: “No one ever asks me out. I am lonely every Saturday night. “Guys are so mean to me. I’m just a girl who wants you to be nice to me.”
Sandi: Beeb can f**k off SINGER Sandi Thom has sensationally told the BBC to ‘f**k themselves’ after they refused to play her new song. The 34-year-old (above ( above ) uploaded the rant to Facebook, following the broadcasting company’s decision not to give her any air time on Radio 2. She said: “I am done with this industry. I am f**king sick and tired of having to wait for these people to come back and tell me their verdict of whether this song is going to be a success. “Honest to God, I’m f**king sick to death of the bastards this industry pulls on people like me and I’ve had it. “F**k you Radio 2. F**k you Bauer network and f**k the lot of you.” The one-hit wonder shot to fame in 2006 when debut single I Wish I Was knocked a Punk Rocker knocked Gnarls Barkley’s Crazy off the top of the charts.
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BECKY WATTS MURDER: PAL REVEALS KILLER’S
‘He laughed and with dead bodies... he wasn’t kidding’
VICTIM: Becky Watts (left ) and Shauna Hoare (right )
TWISTED Becky Watts killer Nathan Matthews boasted about performing sex acts on DEAD BODIES, a friend revealed last night. The depraved pervert, who was found guilty of murdering his 16-year-old stepsister, proudly revealed how he abused his position in the Territorial Army to gain access to CORPSES.
And when he was alone with the dead he would abuse their bodies for his sickening sexual By GARY DORAN pleasure.
[email protected] His pal, who grew up with 28-year-old Nathan “He showed us a photo in Bristol, revealed that someone had taken of him the porn-obsessed freak in front of all the cabinets joked abou t his necr ophilia where they keep the dead tendencies as they shared bodies. He laughed about it, a drink. saying how much he loved He said: “Nathan spent a bit of time in the TA and he being with th e dead bodies. “He even put the pic on loved the authority he Facebook! thought that gave him. “I told him he was a sick bastard, but then he fixed Bullshitter me a look and said, ‘You “He thought it made him don’t know the half of it.’ powerful and he loved to “I laughed nervously and show off about it. asked him what he meant. “Most of the time we “He said, ‘Well, what do thought he was talking a you think? Some of the load of crap. He was a bit women I’ve seen were of a bullshitter. pretty fit.’” “Once he told us how he The friend, who wishes to had access to a morgue remain anonymous, then confronted Nathan, saying: when he was on duty.
“I told him, ‘Don’t joke about stuff like that. It’s disgusting’. “He fixed his gaze on me and said, ‘Who’s joking? Their cold skin really turns me on’.” Nathan’s mate assumed the vile pervert was joking and trying to make him feel uncomfortable. He said: “Nathan was like that. He enjoyed making you feel ill at ease. “It was like a power trip for him. “He’d say shocking things and see how you reacted. If you got upset he got a kick out of it.” But after reading how Nathan and his 21-year-old girlfriend Shauna Hoare kidnapped and murdered Becky he is not so sure. He revealed: “It was
Same lusts as evil Savile DEPRAVED paedophile Jimmy Savile was exposed as a sick necrophiliac who had a fetish for having sex with corpses. The former Jim’ll Fix It presenter was outed as a prolific sexual abuser when an ITV documentary titled Exposure: The Other Side of Jimmy Savile aired in October 2012, just a year after his death.
The scandal erupted after his death, aged 84, and revealed he abused his position at Leeds General
Deceased Police launched an investigation into historic claims of child sex abuse by Savile and set up Operation Yewtree when several people came forward after the show. But it wasn’t just children that Savile abused – former Radio 1 colleague Paul
Gambaccini spoke out after the disgraced star’s death claiming Savile was also a necrophiliac.
Infirmary and Stoke Mandeville Hospital where he volunteered as a porter. Savile used his position to gain access to the morgue and engaged in sexual activity with the deceased. It was even claimed that staff at the hospital were aware of the allegations at the time, but they were covered up. Savile was also found to have abused vulnerable children in hospital, schools and children’s homes and more than 200 criminal reports were made to police after his death.
something so sickening and so disgusting that I dismissed it as a joke. “Now I know what he did to his own stepsister I think he was deadly serious. “I think he got off on confessing to me and not having me realise he was being se rious.” Matthews, 28, is facing life in jail after being convicted at Bristol Crown Court of murdering Becky, whose body was cut up and hidden in a shed. Hoare, 21, who was branded “calculatin g and cold-blooded” by police, was found guilty of manslaughter and trying to cover up the crime. Becky’s parents, Darren and Anjie Galsworthy, have described their lives as “hell on earth” since the teenager was murdered by her step-brother. Devastated dad Darren said he believes sick killers Matthews and Hoare should face the death penalty. He said: “There’s only one way to pay for this sort of crime and that’s by losing their own lives. “It has been horrendous. I wouldn’t put my worst enemy through it. “I was so desperate to get her back… it was ripping my heart out. “She was my youngest... the devastation and heartbreak is indescribable, I don’t have the vocabulary. “Nathan was so arrogant he thought he could get away with it. “I loved him like my own son. I hate him now.” Speaking about the pair of killers, Darren added: “Clearly there’s something psychologically wrong with them. I think they would have gone on to be the new Fred and Rose [West].
SPOTTED: Matthews on CCTV buying saw
“They were texting each other messages saying they had found other pretty girls.” Becky’s aunt Sarah Broom said: “Hate is not a powerful enough word. Not even despise.” The victim’s uncle Sam Galsworthy added of Matthews: “He’ll never know the full damage of his actions. He’s devastated so many lives.”
Barbaric After the trial, senior investigating officer Det Supt Mike Courtiour said of the murder: “It was just gruesome, horrific and despicable. What type of person does that? It’s just a barbaric act. “How Darren and Anjie have coped is a very difficult one for us to answer. “They have conducted themselves with great dignity and composure, which is worthy of praise.” Darren split from Becky’s mum Tanya Watts when the youngster was three.
He started dating Anjie and they moved in together. But Matthews claimed he hated his “spoilt and selfish” step-sister because he thought she was given special treatment by the couple. When she was battling anorexia he showed no sympathy, claiming she was just seeking attention. And Becky told best friend Courtney Bicker, 17, she was terrified of Matthews after he made threats to kill her with a sledgehammer. Courtney told police: “Becky told me a few times that Nathan would graphically describe how he would kill her. “I suppose it was when they were alone together, but she said it was numerous occasions and it scared her. “He’s mentioned stuff about a sledgehammer once. They would just have a normal conversation and he’d bring up killing her.” Becky told a child psychologist she was frightened of Matthews. He was in his early 20s when he started a relationship with Hoare, who had spent her childhood in and out of care. She was 14 or 15. Their “twisted sexual desires” and “deep-seated hatred” of Becky ultimately led to her murder. The couple now face trying to rebuild their marriage but coming to terms with what Anjie’s son has done to Darren’s daughter could be a struggle for the grieving dad. Mr Justice Dingemans will pass sentence today (Friday).
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said he’d had sex SICK: Killer Nathan Matthews (left ) posing in front of dead bodies at morgue (right )
Milk Tray Man – stars battle it out TV stars Joey Essex and Spencer Matthews are among the celebs battling it out t o become the new Milk Tray Man. They have joined Shaun Williamson and sports personalities Thom Evans, Robbie Savage and Denise Lewis in a bootcamp that will see them compete in challenges, such as mimicking the traditional Milk Tray Man pose. James Co ombes – t he man who has held the role in the Cadbury’s TV adverts since the 1980s – and his female counterpart, Kelly Brennan, will be putting the candidates through their paces and judging how well they fit into his characteristic black polo-neck top. But James (above) is not giving away any clues about who might be worth y of th e job. He said: “I had the job of scrutinising each applicant to see if they were the right fit. “While it seems the candidates can all pose in character, and some could even take on adventurous stunts, I’m not sure we’ve found our winner.”
You gotta NABBED: Matthews and girlfriend Hoare broke down in police interviews
MUM WILL STAND BY HER SICKO SON BECKY Watts’s stepmother has insisted she still loves her killer son and will visit him in prison in a quest for answers. Anjie Galsworthy described her porn-obsessed son Nathan Matthews as a monster after he was convicted of brutally murdering his 16-year-old stepsister.
Matthews’ girlfriend, Shauna
PARENTS: Darren and Anjie
Hoare, was found guilty of manslaughter and trying to cover up the crime. They will be sentenced today, along with Jaydene Parsons, 23, and Karl Demetrius, 30, who owned the shed where Becky’s body parts were hidden. They admitted assisting an offender. Mrs Galsworthy told ITV’s
Good Morning Britain : “I still love him, I just find it hard looking at the monster he’s turned into. “He’s totally different from the child I brought up. “I will ask him why this happened.” She and her husband Darren – Becky’s father – trusted Matthews and Hoare and thought police had made a mistake when they accused the pair. Mr Galsworthy said: “When they arrested them we said, ‘You’ve got it wrong’. “We trusted them and the betrayal hurts so much. “We loved them – they were all our kids, even if they had different DNA. It didn’t make
no difference. We loved them, they were our family.” Becky suffered more than 40 injuries as she fought for her life in her bedroom on February 19. Matthews said he acted alone and that he only meant to scare Becky – not kill her. He later cut her body up in an effort to evade police, while members of both families searched for the missing schoolgirl. Mr Galsworthy added: “I feel like an empty husk of a man now. “I’ve let my daughter down because every dad should be able to fight for his family, but I wasn’t given that choice… they made sure I
wasn’t given that choice.” Becky’s father revealed that his home is “eerily quiet” without her, and said the teen and Matthews were “like brother and sister”. He added: “He was pretty good with her, to be honest. “He used to take her around all the adventure playgrounds. “Ironically her first clear word was ‘Nathan’.” Becky’s best friend, Courtney Bicker, described her pal as a “generous and very kind person” and a “funny girl” and said she has not come to terms with her death. She added: “Some days it’s like it’s not real and other days it all just comes crashing down.”
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laugh! Thieving postie escapes prison A POSTMAN who stole more than 11,000 items of mail over 22 years has escaped a jail term. John Ha rdingham, 61, who started taking post items in 1993, stashed the mail in h is car and a shed at his home in Smallburgh, north Norfolk. At Norwich Magistrates’ Court Judge Peter Veits told Hardingham: “People have a right to hope their post will be delive red and n ot end up in a postman’s garden. It is a serious breach o f trust.” Hardingham, who started working for Royal Mail 35 years ago in North Walsham, Norfolk, admitted two theft charges. He was handed a 40-week jail sentence, suspended for a year, and ordered him to do 100 hours unpaid work and pay £460 costs.
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FORMER Strictly Come Dancing star Pixie Lott showed off more than she’d hoped – after one of her pert boobs almost popped out at a swanky red carpet bash. The 24-year-old was attending the Cannes Film Festival when she made the braless blunder. And the Nasty singer, from Bromley, south London, didn’t seem to mind flashing the flesh as she posed with her right nip on show. One onlooker said: “Pixie is worth a small fortune, so it’s not like her to lose control of her assets. “She’s small up top, but perfectly formed!”
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‘SWAY YOUR BOOBS FOR ME’ Doctor’s instruction to A FAMILY doctor conducted sexually charged consultations with patients over a 24-year period – forcing them to undergo needless breast examinations, a medical tribunal heard. Dr John Swietochowski, 62, told one woman to take off her top and commented ‘nice figure’ before cupping her breast in his hand and staring into her eyes during treatment for heart palpitations, the panel was told.
He also allegedly asked the patient to raise her hands above her head at his Buckinghamshire practice and sway from side to side with her breasts exposed, for no clinical reason. The married doctor who worked at the Marlow Medical Group Practice in Marlow, By COLIN HURST Bucks, was reported to the General Medical Council in
[email protected] 2013 after three women made allegations about his touching’ before then asking behavio ur. her to raise her h ands above The hearing was told the her head and sway from first encounter occurred in side to side with her naked Spring 1988 when one female breasts exp osed. patient went to see him to In 1993 the same woman confirm a pregnancy. began suffering from an illness The GP was said to have which caused her to visit his conducted a breast exam surgery more regularly, but and without offering her a Dr Swietochowski asked if chaperone, positioned himself she was “visiting so often ‘so close their knees were because she fan cied him” .
patient, tribunal hears In another examination for breathing issues, it is alleged Dr Swietochowski asked her to remove her top and bra. The tribunal heard she lay on the couch with her left breast exposed before he cupped it, looked ‘straight into her eyes’ and asked, “Am I embarrassing you?” It is said the patient was frightened and paralysed with embarrassment, but in May 1994 she wrote a letter to the practice asking to move from Swietochowski’s
list to another doctor. The hearing was told a second woman attended the surgery in 2004 with a skin complaint but said that Dr Swietochowski sat so close to her that he straddled her legs and in the course of the consultation placed his hand on the top of her legs. Dr Swietochowski denies seven allegations of sexually motivated misconduct against the three women. The hearing continues.
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Killer stabbed cyclist 20 times in random attack A MAN who killed a cyclist, stabbing him 20 times with a knife in a random and motiveless attack, has been sent to Broadmoor indefinitely. Jason Voong, 29, repeatedly knifed Tom Rogers, 60, and five weeks earlier also attacked Leanne James, 24, hitting her over the head with a snooker cue. Both random attacks – which Voong has never denied – took place on a cycle path 100 yards from the railway station in Swindon, Wiltshire, in May and June last year. A jury at Bristol Crown Court had found Voong, who was diagnosed as having schizophrenia, guilty of Mr Rogers’ manslaughter by reason of diminished responsibility and of wounding Miss James with intent to cause grievous bodily harm. Voong, of Swindon, was acquitted of murder and attempted murder.
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A LESBIAN who posed as a man on Facebook in order to trick her female friend into having sex, has been jailed.
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Woman tricked girlfriend into thinking she was a bloke
The marketing manager from Willaston, Cheshire, took on an alter-ego ‘Kye Fortune’ and disguised herself by flattening her breasts with tape, wearing a swimsuit to smooth down her curves and By JESS GALLEY deepening her voice. jess@sundays port.co.uk The former private schoolgirl persuaded so unusual he could the victim to wear a depart from normal blindfold w hen toge ther sentencing guidelines and they had sex 10 and described Newland times until the as ‘scheming’, ‘deceitful’ complainant ripped off and ‘highly manipulative’. her mask and saw Manipulative Newland was wearing a prosthetic penis. The judge said: “You Newland had to be were so convincing in physically carried down your cruel deception of to the cells yesterday at the victim she thought Chester Crown Court as she had finally found a she wept uncontrollably man she could love and when Judge Roger be with . “You are an intelligent, Dutton passed sentence. obsessional, highly He said the crime was
manipulative, deceitful, scheming and thoroughly determined woman.” In a statement read to the court yesterday the victim said Newland had ‘poisoned her life’ and took her ‘youth and vitality.’ She said: “Not only have I had to delete all the friends I have made in Chester, apart from one, I feel like I can’t visit that friend or the beautif ul city ag ain. “Socially I feel trapped. Still living in this invisible prison Gayle has made.”
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FOOTIE supremo Cristiano Ronaldo proved he can score just as well off the pitch after bonking his way through this bevy of beauties.
The Real Madrid frontman has achieved many things in his illustrious playing career and has won pretty much every award going. In addition to his fame and fortune, the multi-millionaire metrosexual has also scored with some of the world’s sexiest women. From socialites and actresses, to an array of models and top athletes, the 30-year-old star has proved he can achieve on every international level. In more recent times, the dad-of-one calmed it following his five-year relationship with
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Russian stunna Irina Shayk. But fresh from his split with the 29-year-old model, the Portuguese captain will hope to add to his collection of conquests. Names on that list already include busty actress Gemma Atkinson, who Ronny hooked up with back when he was playing for Manchester United in 2007. The three-time Ballon D’or winner went on to bed heiress Paris Hilton shortly after his record-breaking move to Real Madrid in 2009. And way before rapper Kanye West was on the scene, he was rumoured to have tempted reality babe Kim Kardashian into be d. The new film which documents all of the ins-and-outs of his life hit cinemas earlier this week.
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A COUNCIL chief who helped axe every public toilet in his town has been fi ned by po lice – for URINATING in the street. Labour councillor Jackie Burn s, 51, was caught short just months after overseeing the closure of public loos in his area. He was waiting in a taxi rank when he suddenly needed the toilet and went down a lane – where police saw him and gave him a £40 on t he spot fine. Mr Burns, who is deputy leader of South Lanarkshire council, had his wee problem in Hamilton, Scotland. He said: “I am embarrassed by the incident and have apologised.” He added: “I was in a taxi rank at the Bottom Cross in Hamilton and needed the toilet. “I went down a lane to relieve myself and was approached by police, who gave me a £40 fine which I h ave duly paid.” John Wi lson, an MSP for Central Scotland, said: “I am disappointed by this b ehaviour . He should consider his position as deputy leader.”
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LUSTY Lauren Loretta really likes the willies put up her – and proved it after she dished the dirt on the time she once bonked on a TOMBSTONE. When it comes to getting frisky in public, the 23-year-old revealed she certainly isn’t shy about putting on a show.
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And from the looks of these saucy snaps, it would be hard to find someone sane enough to turn the busty brunette down. She said: “Me and an ex were really drunk walking home and wanted to have sex. “We couldn’t wait till we got in so we decided to stop in a park and thought it would be a great place to do it there, so we had sex on a random table thing we found. “It wasn’t till afterwards we realised it was actually a tombstone! I felt so naughty.”
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EX-Sunderland and Ipswich goalkeeper Marton Fulop has died at the age of 32. The former Hungary international (above) had a tumour removed from his arm in 2013 but was c leared to continue his career. He played 47 times for the Black Cats between 2006 and 2 010 and last appeared for Town in 2011. A Sunderland spokesman said: “It’s desperately sad when we lose a Sunderland family member but to lose one so young in such circumstances is heartbreaking.” Fulop also played for Tottenham and West Brom and had loan spells at Chesterfield, Coventry, Leicester, Stoke and Man City. Other teams to pay tribute included his Suffolk club Ipswich. A tweet from them read, “Our thoughts are with Marton’s friends and family at this immens ely difficult time. ” West Brom keeper Ben Foster, who trained alongside Fulop at the club, tweeted, “ Rest in Peace M arton Fulop, one of the good guys and taken way too early.”
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OVER the last nine years telly detective Lewis has done his fair share of probing. And these topless ladies certainly appear to enjoy a good grilling.
ITV’S favourite crime fighter, played by nerdy Kevin Whately, is hanging up his handcuffs. So to celebrate the show, which had a regular audience of 5.2million, we’ve searched the archives to find his breast companions. So feast your eyes on the hit show’s top tits – including pert Helen Baxendale, former Corrie star Angela Griffin, Cherie Lunghi and sexy Gina McKee.
Saucy The crime drama, which also featured actor Laurence Fox as Detective Sergeant James Hathaway , came to an end this week with a two-part special. A source close to the series said: “Lewis built its reputatio n on gripping plot lines... and deep cleavage. “And I think it’s fair to say the show had both of those essential commodities in plentiful supply. “If these saucy pictures are anything to go by, there certainly won’t have been a dry eye, or tissue, in the house during the last show.”
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Man United post record profit result FOOTIE giants Manchester United have revealed their financial results for the first quarter of the year – and revenue is up 40% on 12 months ago. Net debt now stands at £286.2million, which constitutes a rise of 5% (or £14.3m), while the club made a profit of £5m (down 44%). The club posted a record revenue of £123.6m – this time last year that figure was £88.7m. Commercial revenue stands at £71.2m (up 25% on 2014), while broadcast revenue is £27.6m (up 64%) and their matchday revenue
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Spy flick star bedded babe to scotch ‘gay’ rumours SHAGGER George Lazenby revealed he auditioned for the part of 007 – by having a THREESOME. The former male model said Bond producers made him endure a saucy hotel room romp to prove he wasn’t gay b efore they offered him the role in 1969’s On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.
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sales slump BRITAIN’S bike boom is over, according to figures from cycle shop Halfords after a “disappointing” summer. The firm had seen sales soar since Sir Bradley Wiggins won the Tour de France in 2012, which sparked a huge rise in middle aged men squeezing themselves into lycra and hitting the roads on expensive bikes. But now it looks like the boom may be over as bike sales were down by 11 per cent between July and August this year. Now the firm has commissioned Wiggins (above) to launch a range of children’s bikes as pa rt of a d rive to get more kids into cycling. He said: “I wanted to develop a range of bikes for kids of al l ages and all abilities to jump on and feel like a Tour de France winner. “You don’t have to super-fit or kitted out in lycra.” Shares in Halfords dived by nine per cent as analysts said the group had effectively cut forecasts for the new financial.
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The mum-of-two says she lets the man milk “soak in” for 20 minutes before washing it off with warm water. And because she’s single, Tracy gets fresh deliveries from a male pal she started using the treatment after EVERY DAY. being diagnosed with skin condition The stunning blonde said: “People rosacea, which left her with dry are concerned by the thought of blotchy patches. putting semen on their face, but it’s a She claims that because the sperm very natural and healthy thing to do. contains zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium and fructose, it makes the Sucks perfect face cream. The video of her giving a demo on “I know there are no added how to apply the white stuff has had chemicals. It’s as natural and active and live as you could possibly get. 70,000 hits on her YouTube channel. “‘I would put it in comparison to She added: “I began researching the when you have chewing gum in your use of semen as a f acial ingredient. “I found that many experts had mouth and you breathe in – it’s a cold, cooling, refreshing feeling confirmed its benefits. “It just sucks into the skin. It’s “Semen builds babies and they come absolutely beautiful.” out very soft and have beautiful skin. Tracy, from the market town of “It leaves my skin nice and soft, so Wendover, Buckinghamshire, said I’m very happy to use this as a facial.”
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Melons But by the time the piece ended, more than 150,000 had tuned in to catch a glimpse of the model’s eye-watering melons. One Twitter user wrote: “Is QVC the new Babe Station?” Another said: “F**king hell check out the tits on that model on QVC. I normally moan at the wife for making me watch it… but I might watch more often now!”
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A HUSBAND and wife have both died while having sex in a hotel hot tub. Charles Mckenzie, 67, and his 63-year-old wife Dorothy were found dead in the tub at the Playaca Palace hotel in Mexico. The Canadian pair had travelled there for a holiday and their daughter’s wedding. But their getaway turned to tragedy, with authorities finding that Charles suffered a heart attack. His wife Dorothy then died of “asphyxiation by submersion”. The couple, from Baddeck, Novia Scotia,
he has heart attack were both found on Tuesday morning, just two days before their daughter was due to get married. Speaking to Canadian reporters, Mr Mckenzie’s brother- in-law Douglas Hastings said: “I know they’re more concerned about the remains and
cremation and things like that. “I don’t really know about the wedding.” Initially it was feared that they could have died following a hot tub malfunction, but that was quickly ruled out by hote l bosses. A spokesman for the
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SINGLE Emma Green admits she’s like a wild animal in the bedroom – and needs a man who can tame her.
The horny 26-year-old says she’s easy to please on a date, and will jump into bed after just a couple of pints.
But the 32E stunna claims that once she’s between the sheets there’s no telling what might happen.
Tiger Emma, of Weybridge, Surrey, wasted no time in stripping off for these saucy snaps while revealing her sexy secrets. She said: “I’m a tiger. I’m definitely a bit of a wild one. “Let’s just say I know what I’m doing and I’ve never had any complaints.” She added: “My ideal date is just a few drinks, spending time chatting and getting to know each other. “A guy has to be a good kisser, and I like a man who has good teeth – oh, and a big dick!”
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Pon y’s a peach – just ask Stig! ANOTHER accolade for the Pony – this time from former Top Gear ‘Stig’ Ben Collins. He’s just named the Ford Mustang as the ‘ultimate stunt car’ in a new flick Ben Collins: St unt Driver , which sees him putting a string of high performance vehicles through their paces. He says: “Mustang has starred in many a classic car chase during the past 50 years, and is still the stunt
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driver’s weapon of choice to leave the bad guys s tanding i n a cloud of tyre smoke.” Of course, the all-new Ford Mustang is now on sale in the UK for the first time in more than 50 years. If you can’t afford that, this mid-2000s effort is a peach.
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BMW 325CI (2004, £4,995) There’s not a huge amount of room in the back and the ride can be a tad stiff. But handling and performance is superb and you’ll honestly struggle to find a better car at this price. A no-brainer.
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IT was supposed to be an ‘executive saloon’ when it first came out. But the dull Vauxhall Signum never really caught on and is now something of a bargain in the used market. The steep depreciation wasn’t helped by some unreliable diesel engines either. Stick to the 2.2 petrol mill and you should be laughing, though.
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You’ll also get around 35 miles to the gallon, which isn’t awful. Meanwhile there’s loads of room in the rear and boot, making it a perfectly acceptable and very cheap load-lugger which once cost upwards of £20K.
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IF plastic banana-holders, hovershoes and automatic arse-wipers have taught us anything it’s that just because you CAN invent something, it doesn’t always mean that you should.
If someone were to come up with ‘welly-flip-flops’, you’d tip your hat to the lunatic who thought of it but probably never buy a pair.
And that’s a bit like the new Ranger Rover Evoque Convertible – a Jekyll and Hyde affair that’s f**king bonkers every way you look at it. A Range Rover is supposed to be a rugged, outdoorsy, all-wheeldrive beast capable of dropping the sprogs off at school and then taking you to the top of Mount Everest. Whacking a poncy soft-top on one is like sticking Bear Grylls in a tutu. But Range Rover generally know what they’re doing. They
know Evoques sell like hot-cakes among the Cheshire set. They also know the vast majority of them see about as much danger as a High Street puddle, so in a way it makes perfect sense to la-di-da one with a drop top.
And with a ‘ski hatch’ it’s pretty clear who it’s being made for. There’s a choice of petrol and diesel engines, the roof takes 18 seconds to go down and 21 to go back up. And there’ s a ‘Roll-O ver Protection Device’ hidden in the rear bodywork that deploys two Capable sturdy aluminium bars within 90milliseconds in the event of a Range Rover describe it as the cock-up. ‘World’s first luxury compact SUV convertible’ and the ‘most capable It goes on sale in Spring next all-terrain vehicle in the world’. year, if you fancy one, yah.
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BLOODY hell! Triumph has been busy. Last month they unveiled a raft of Bonnevilles – including the latest Thruxton – with all-new engines. And now they’ve thrown the covers off two new ‘Speed Triple’ models, the ‘S’ and the ‘R’. It’s the ‘R’ that most catches the eye. It’s got a brand new 1050cc triple cylinder engine designed to increase torque throughout the rev range. There’s also new tech, including riding modes, switchable ABS and switchable Traction Control. Meanwhile fresh styling overhauls a bike that was starting to look a bit tired. The ‘R’ is also about keeping weight down, so there’s carbon fibre all over the shop, Ohlins suspension and a choice of two fancy paint jobs.
IT’S not instantly attractive, this bike, but the more you stare at it the more it grows on you. And because it’s so left-field you won’t be parking next to one in a hurry. The 1200cc engine isn’t as feisty as you’d think but it m akes a ni ce noise through the ex haust, an d it’s punchy enough. The 1200 Sport is also comfy thanks to its generous proportions and seriously major heft – something that’s sorely lacking on most modern machines. And with a decent screen on the front it’s also a motorway mile-muncher. Is it a cruiser? Is it a roadster? We’re f**ked if we know. But it’s ace, and cheap, and that’s all that matters.
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MINIONS (U) ★ ★ ★ ★ STARTING as single-celled yellow organisms, Minions evolve through the ages serving the most hated masters, from T Rex to Napoleon. Laugh-out-loud stuff in the vein of Toy Story, Minions is worth a watch either on your own after a few pints or on the couch with the wife and kids.
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: ROGUE NATION (15) ★★★★★ TOM Cruise and his IMF agents find themselves being targeted by a shadowy organisation of highly-trained assassins known as the Syndicate. You can hate and/or criticise Cruise as much as you like, but the man certainly knows how make a movie and thrill his audience.
FALLOUT 4 (PS4,
Xbox One) Bethseda THE huge Fallout franchise is back with one of the most anticipated games of the year. As the sole survivor of Vault 111, you enter a world destroyed by nuclear war.
Every second is a fight for survival and every choice is yours in this apocalyptic experience. Fallout 4 uses its dark world as a basis for exciting fights and gripping stories, as you dig deeper into its post-nuclear version of Boston. Combat has a far greater punch than previous editions. Swinging a spiked bat to knock an enemy’s head clean off is as satisfying as using VATs to gut-shot a Raider. As with any open-world game
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some quests drag on, but this can Movement also feels more in line all be livened up with a spot of with what you’d expect from a the old ultra-violence. leading first-person shooter. The storylines are enough to Companions also feel more keep you engaged but don’t really worthwhile and are handy to shine as anything particularly keep around – that is until they impressive or out of the ordinary. blunder in to an area yo u’ve bee n They’re the typical go retrieve stalking, causing you to die in a that, go shoot-up-the-bad-guy hail of gunfire. style of quests that you’d expect. Where this game fails to shine Players will definitely feel is with its graphics, but even with the improvements to gameplay its issues, Fallout 4 is solid and on how the weapons handle. has stuck to what it does best.
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THE GREAT SWINDLE by Pierre Lemaitre (MacLehose) ★★★★★ FOR a Frenchman Pierre Lemaitre can knock out great books. His crime novels deliver shocks, but there are some jolting ones in this WWI tale, too. It kicks off in the trenches where a spectacularly evil officer has it in for a couple of soldiers who know of his dark deeds. The pair survive the war, with disfigurements the reader won’t forget in a hurry, and all three become central figures in crime in a world that thinks it’s honouring its heroes while doling out despair. You’ll be horrified and angered, yet often amused at this clever look at war’s aftermath.
THE DARKNESS AND THE THUNDER by Stewart Binns (Penguin) ★★★★ HISTORY buff Binns continues his epic WWI tale following the fortunes of fictional characters and real-life ones through the hell of the trenches and the war-room battles. From the highest to the lowest, no-one’s left out as his story reveals the sheer devastation and suffering the war inflicted on Brits. A bloody and fine read which feels accurate at all levels. SPY GAMES by Adam Brookes (Sphere) ★★★★ THE first-rate Night Heron introduced us to journalist Philip Mangan and his dealings with the spook set in China. Flawed Phil seem to mind danger and in Spy Games he gets even closer to the shifty world of British intelligence as well as caught between two Chinese top nobs. Approached by one with the offer of info into how the Chinese run their outfits, he eventually finds out there’s no such thing as a free lunch in the espionage world.
ANT-MAN (12) ★ ★ ★ ARMED with the amazing ability to shrink in scale but increase in strength, master thief Scott Lang joins fo rces with a new mentor to protect the secret behind his Ant-Man suit. It sounds daft but thanks to Paul Rudd (from Anchorman) this proved to be one of Marvel’s more quirky hits at the box office.
SPECTRE OFT H H H SOUNDTRACK of new the Bond film, co-written by chart- topper S am Smith, this perfectly encapsulates the troubled secret agent with its dark but luscious production. The 26-tracker lives up to its hype and includes the hit movie’s theme tune Writing’s on the Wall.
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STEVE JOBS 15 ★ ★ ★ ★ largely because of the man who built, lost, then re-built Apple into the giant it now is – the largest company in the world – a bright, unforgi ving, arrogant visionary called Steve Jobs. Director Danny Boyle – who brought us Trainspotting and Slumdog Millionaire – was tasked to bring this to the big screen, and he’s done a top job. The film will probably divide Apple fans but for those of us who sit on the sidelines – yes, I have an iPad but not an iPhone – it’s a fascinating insight into the life of one of the world’s true game-changers.
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Compelling Michael Fassbender pulls off a compelling performance portraying Jobs as a merciless perfectionist – chilly at best, crue l at wors t. “Do you want to try being reasonab le? Just to see how it feels?” asks Joanna (Kate Winslet) , the long-suffering “work wife” and confidante. Scriptwriter Aaron Sorkin – he of The West Wing fame – later jumps ahead to the 1988 launch of the NeXT Computer, after Jobs was fired from Apple, and again to end on the 1998 iMac launch, after Jobs’ triumphant return to the company. Running parallel to his relentless professional rocketing upwards is his relationship with Lisa, the daughter he publicly disowned for years. The movie is an arresting, razor-sharp piece of human drama that probes the slippery divide between persona and person – and will hopefully make iPhone users turn their arseholeness down a notch or two. Not that I could care less – my Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge knocks the spots off all that fruity shite, anyway…
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Dear Bailey, I’M a female accountant and although I have a good job I have always fantasised about being paid to have sex. And a couple of weeks ago I decided to make it a reality. I’m 27, blonde, with a nice body and large boobs and for my night on the game I wore a leather mini-skirt and thigh-high boots. I went to the red-light area of town and was only on the street a couple of minutes when a man in a Jaguar pulled up. We agreed a £50 fee and he drove us to an empty car park, where he undid his pants and whipped out his massive cock. After I’d sucked him off I was feeling pretty horny so I wanked his knob with my tits. He was soon rock-hard again and boned me on the back seat. I’m glad I tried the experience but am unsure if I should ever do it again. What do you think? LF, West Yo rks
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Dear Bailey, ME and the missus were watching that old Marlon Brando film the other night on DVD, where he butters up his dong and slides it up some bird’s arse. Well, I fancied a bit of that and so I was straight in the fridge afterwards. In fact, I was so turned on I stuck my knob straight in the tub of marge. I almost came there and then but pulled myself back fro m the brink and gently g uided my manhoo d up the wife’s bum in the front room. She moaned with pleasure and after a few quick strokes I shot off up her tight bumhole. The next morning she brought me tea and toast in bed and I ate it th e lot wi thout t hinking. Then I remembered where my cock had been the night before and I felt physically sick. Should I throw away the tub – there’s still loads left in it? TR, Hants
Bailey says… NO, get your cock in it and delight the wife again.
Dear Bailey, I’M a 21-year-old builder and me and some of the lads I work with on a site at the moment recently went to a brothel – it was my first time to be honest. I ended up with a really fit hooker wearing a leather bra and knickers. She took me to a dungeon-style room and whipped my bare arse until I had a raging hard-on. I couldn’t wait to get at her and when she released me I had the best shag ever. She sucked my dick and licked my balls and then told me to tie her up and spank her before f**king her. I squeezed her 34DDs as I pounded into her and after about fives minutes I shot my laod all over her face and boobs. She absolutely loved it and gave me a nice slow blowjob afterward s – sucking me to hardness again before giving me a two-handed handjob – again letting me shoot my load on her melons. The problem is I can’t afford to go back as she charged £80 for the session. What can I do? CM, Leeds
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One was blonde, with massive boobs nearly bursting out of a skintight top. The other was dark-haired, with long legs and a nice, tight arse. Needless to say, I nearly creamed my undies when I saw these two lovely ladies. But I tried to be professional and asked what I could do to help them. They said their car was making strange noises and they were worried it wouldn’t get them home. I said I’d fix it while they went for a drink in a local pub. A couple of hours or so later, they came back and I had fixed the vehicle. They were grateful and asked what they could do to thank me, all the while eyeing the bulge in my work trousers. Before I could say anything, the blonde pulled down my pants and started to suck greedily on my nine-incher.
MY girlfriend is a hospital nurse and occasionally I get her to wear her uniform for role-playing before sex. I greatly enjoy this and it always leads to a wonderfully horny session. I’ve asked her to bring home a stethoscope and one of those torch things doctors use to look into your ears and up your bottom. But she’s said no because she fears the sack if she borrows the gear. What do you say? JC, Notts
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As she licked my throbbing gear-stick, the brunette pulled down her friend’s denim skirt, slid her skimpy thong to one side and started to finger her chuff. I nearly shot my molten man-fat there and then, but the blonde had other ideas. She stopped her slobbering, turned around and pulled off her top to unleash her giant boobs, before her friend hungrily began licking and sucking on her nipples. I moved behind the brunette and started driving my sex machine into her love-tunnel. As I hammered away, she started flicking her tongue into the blonde’s red-hot shaven quim. They were both orgasming like a pair of right shag-happy babes and after 15 minutes of hard action, they swapped positions and I decided to plunge my glistening todger into the brunette’s brown ho le. It was the best feeling ever, and I was shagging away like a champion. I was desperate to climax and so pulled out my cock, before showering the girls with my love-lotion. But as soon as I had finished, they mopped themselves up, got into their car
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10 THE England coach for which sport was sacked this week? a) Football b) Rugby c) Athletics d) Cricket
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FI VE MINUTES WITH...
HORNY Holly Gibbons isn’t the type to lie back and think of England when it comes to nookie. The 32E glamour babe loves to take charge in the bedroom.
The busty 23-year-old, from Brighton, is no lazy lover and won’t hesitate to straddle her fella and give him a good time.
Climax And Holly revealed her favourite sexual position is the Reverse Cowgirl. She told the Weekend Sport: “It totally works by hitting the right spot to climax. “I think it’s good for blokes too, mainly because it’s a bit like doggy for them but they can lie down. It’s lazy man’s sex and they still get a delightful view of their girlfriend’s bottom. My second fave is doggy style – it’s totally animalistic and naughty!” Today Holly also reveals her love of bum fun, porn and threesomes...
DO YOU TAKE THE INITIATIVE WHEN YOU FANCY A BLOKE?
Yes! I was out with the girls and talking about lads we used to fancy in college. I remembered this guy I was mates with and secretly had a massive crush on. That night I went on Facebook and I found him. We started chatting and said we’d meet up. I knew then I’d have him! We met in a pub and he said he had always fancied the arse off me. After a lot of flirting we were so turned on we decided to get out of there. We pulled the car over and ended up bonking on the back seat!
WHAT GETS YOU HOT IN THE BEDROOM?
Being blindfolded is fun because it hei ghtens all your other senses. You can really feel every touch, tickle and breath on your body. It drives me mad when my fella blindfolds me and then slowly kisses down my body. It’s really frustrating but in a good way – I go crazy for him! The thing I enjoy most is playing with sex toys, either on my own or with a fella. My absolute fave is the Ann Summers Bullet. I cannot stress enough just how good that little badboy is. I also love a cock ring too. It’s great because it’s not just a bloke using a toy on you, he gets enjoyment from it as
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well. You just pop it on his willy and you get the added fun from the vibrations and so does he – it’s a winner for everyone.
WHERE IS THE CRAZIEST PLACE YOU’VE EVER HAD SEX?
In the sea on holiday, but it wasn’t goo d at all. It was too salty and just not good. It’s hard to get the positioning right in the water, there’s no grip and you can’t thrust properly. I also once did it in a fire station – that was pretty wild. I was going out with a fireman and we did it in the office bent over the desk.
IS THERE ANYWHERE PUBLIC YOU’D LIKE TO GET FRISKY BUT HAVEN’T YET?
I’ve never done it on a plane before. That could be one to try if I’m being whisked away on a glam holiday. Although the toilets look so small – it would have to be in first class!
WHO IS YOUR MALE CELEBRITY CRUSH?
Ooh, there’s too many to choose from! Brad Pitt is so yummy, so is Johnny Depp.
WHAT ABOUT FEMALE CELEBRITY?
Megan Fox, without a shadow of a doubt. That woman is sex on legs.
SO HAVE YOU EVER GOT INTIMATE WITH A GIRL, OR WOULD YOU?
No I haven’t. I’ve kissed a girl before but I’ve not gone any further. Sometimes me and my girlfriends will have a cheeky kiss on a drunken night out but that’s as far as it goes. I think girls are beautif ul and there’s nothing better than a good-looking lady, but when it comes to sex I like men. It’s guys all the way for me.
HOW ABOUT A MÉNAGE A TROIS?
No, I’ve never had a threesome. I would be really jealous if a boyfrien d asked me to have one with him and another woman. But if
it was a threesome with two blokes? That is something I might consider.
DO YOU LIKE ANAL SEX?
Yes! The trick is to take everything very, very, very slowly. I like it when the man takes charge and tells me to sit in front of him on my heels, on a bed or a table. Foreplay is really important – kissing, stroking my breasts and rubbing my clit. It’s best to start off having vaginal sex. Then I like the man to tell me what he’s going to do next — starting with putting a finger in my arse, and then another. The most important thing is to start slowly and slide in a little at
a time, and you must remember to use plenty of lube.
SEX WITH A STRANGER OR WITH A BOYFRIEND?
I’m not really one for one-night stands – I’d say that sex in a relationship is better, you can tell them what you like and you are more comfortable with each other. So I can lie there and shout “faster, harder, slower”. That’s much more fun than fumbling around awkwardly.
DO YOU LIKE DRESSING UP IN THE BEDROOM?
I love wearing nice undies with stockings and suspenders. Wearing stockings and suspenders always cheers me up – when
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you wear them you just want to strip, don’t you? In the summer when it’s really hot I walk around and clean the house in my expensive little underwear sets. And sometimes I go naked, too! I’m always pottering around the garden with my boobs out. I’m not shy. But luckily my house is very private and secluded, so I don’t get stunned ramblers walking past.
HOW DO YOU KEEP YOURSELF IN SUCH GOOD SHAPE? I try to be healthy. And I practise on my pole every morning. It’s a saucy way to keep fit.
DO YOU WATCH PORN?
Yeah, who doesn’t? I watch it either on my
own or with my boyfrien d – it depends if I fancy a bit of solo time or not! I don’t really have a preference about what I watch. I’ll watch pretty much anything as long as it’s normal – I’m not into all that extreme stuff.
HAVE YOU EVER MADE A HOME MOVIE OF YOUR OWN?
No, I haven’t actually. I’ve never really thought about doing it. To be perfectly honest I’d rather get down to it and be lost in the moment than constantly thinking about which angle looks good on camera! I like to enjoy myself and go wild in bed, I can’t be bothered trying to use a camera too.
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MICK LI VESEY WITH HIS WEEKLY LOOK AT THE WORLD OF HORSES AND DOGS FERGIE TIME: The trainer can pot a win with Penglai Pavilion
LUCKILY I write this piece and it’s not audio because I nearly lost my voice shouting on Captain Midnight at Dundalk last Friday.
I made him the each-way punt and he was backed from 16/1 down to 8/1 but did t he busin ess. The horse of the day ran well but finished second but in the evening the dog of the day bolted in for us at Romford. I don’t mind confessing I was a little worried to see what the reaction would be to me taking over this fantastic page from the legend John Francome but you guys have blown me away on social media with your kindness and support. We have hit the ground running and this is a very exciting day of action so let’s jump in there and find you the winners!
HORSE OF THE DAY: PENGLAI PAVILION (2.15 CHELTENHAM)
He will be a short price but I had this fella pencilled in since the early declarations came out which included some tasty horses from the Willie Mullins yard. Those entries have fallen away but I would still have been tipping this horse had they remained. He was a star on the Flat finishing fifth in the 2013 Prix De L’Arc De Triomphe behind superstar Treve. He is such an exciting recruit to the hurdle scene and I am tipping PENGLAI PAVILION to go right to the top. He passed tests at Hexham and Stratford with flying colours but last time out at Cheltenham for me he announced to the hurdle scene a new star was emerging. Aidan Coleman held him up in fourth but when he pressed go this horse quickened up in some style to pull right away from Laurium and Sandymount Duke. That was his big-
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gest test to date since moving over the timber and not only do I fancy him today but I expect him to score at the festival next year. I decided to catch up with John Ferguson to get the low-down on this terrific horse. He told me: “We won this race last year with Parlour Games and I think we stand an excellent chance of winning it again with Penglai Pavilion. “This horse really thrived during the Summer and I was delighted with the way he did it last time at Cheltenham. “He only lost 4kg and for a horse his size that was fantastic, it shows the race was not hard on him at all. Let’s get today out of the way before we start planning for the future. “The festival is five months away and lots of things can go wrong, I’d love to arrive at the festival with him spot on and if he is we will have a go.”
EACH-WAY PUNT OF THE DAY: MON SUCCESSEUR (3.25 CHELTENHAM)
Paul Nicholls looks to have an-
other smart French recruit on his
hands in Mon Sucesseur. The fouryear-old hacked up in France for Guillaume Macaire over fences in May. His debut run for Nicholls did little to dampen the enthusiasm when finishing runner-up at 4/5 behind Katachenko at Wetherby last month. He certainly suggested there looks to be more to come in the coming weeks and it should pay dividends to side with him here. I fancy him to win this but at around the 8/1 mark he is a cracking each-way punt. I will be very disappointed if he failed to finish in the first four.
TODAY’S CHELTENHAM RACE BY RACE TIPS
1.05: French recruit La Vaticane sets a pretty high standard here back over fences but Sew On Target loves it at Cheltenham. He may prove the
value at 10/1 and certainly looks to have each-way prospects at worse. 1.40: It is hard to make a case for any of these to beat Jonjo O’Neill’s More Of That. He was turned over at 4/7 latest at Newbury but it would be fool hardy to hold that against him. I expect him to bounce back to winning form today. 2.15: Penglai Pavilion NAP (see horse of the day). 2.50: I am a huge fan of these cross country chases and I am hoping we will be cheering on Uncle Junior at around 8/1 to victory. 3.25: Mon Successor NB (see eachway punt of the day) 4.00: All eyes are immediately drawn to any ride Nina Carberry is booked f or and I wo uld not t alk anyone off backing the favourite Knock House. However I am going to take them on with Alternatif who is making his handicap chase debut. At around 7/1 David Pipe’s runner has plenty of appeal and should be fit from a recent spin on the flat.
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A fantastic card tonight at Romford live and free on RPGTV that is Sky channel 212. Look no further than T4 Deanridge Pennys 20.34 (Dog Of The Day), making his UK debut this former Irish star impressed on a recent 400m trial around the Essex venue and can make it a winning UK start tonight over the 575m. T5 Blue Bees Bolt 20.02, he took the scalp of the highly rated Ballybee Brewery at Wimbledon on Tuesday and I see no reason why he can’t follow that up tonight with another victory back at Romford. T6 Gortkelly Nidge 21.06, really impressed me on his first look at Romford and this Monmore raider can strike gold tonight in the Maiden Final for Chris Allsopp. T6 Fivestar Clipper 21.24, is absolutely flying at present and arguably in the best form of his life. Take him to maintain this impressive record here in this 575m contest.
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ALL YOUR FRIDAY RUNNERS AND RIDERS
CHELTENHAM
Going: Good (good to soft in places)
2 124/6-1 ALCALA 5 11-4 h P F Nicholls Sam Twiston-Davies 3 11-1 SHANTOU VILLAGE 5 11-4 N P Mulholland N D Fehily U11- CHAMPERS ON ICE 5 11-0 D Pipe T Scudamore 22/1 4 20/1 2:50 GLENFARCLAS CROSS COUNTRY HANDICAP CHASE 12/1 5YO+, 3M 6F 37Y, CLASS 2, 16 RUNNERS 7/1 1 07-1118 CHAMPION COURT (C) 10 11-12 p M Keighley A Tinkler 12/1 10/1 2 5412-34 ANY CURRENCY (C) 12 11-11 hc M Keighley A Coleman 8/1 12/1 3 73/2731- UNCLE JUNIOR (CD) 14 11-8 p W P Mullins Mr P W Mullins 9/1 11/4 4 F/33312- SAINT ARE 9 11-7 t T R George P J Brennan 9/1 8/1 5 3/P362-P SIRE COLLONGES (C) 9 11-4 b P F Nicholls S Twiston-Davies 9/1 33/1 6 2FP19P- RIVAGE D’OR (C) 10 11-0 t A J Martin D F O’Regan 8/1 11/1 7 31-1245 KILBREE KID 8 10-7 t T R George D A Jacob 20/1 15/2 8 F524PF- DOGORA 6 10-7 W P Mullins M Walsh 8/1 18/1 9 3-33534 BLESS THE WINGS (C) 10 10-6 p G Elliott K C Sexton (3) 14/1 20/1 10 P2123-2 LOOSE CHIPS (BF) 9 10-3 b C E Longsdon B Hughes 12/1 20/1 11 8P6U1-8 JOSIES ORDERS 7 10-2 E Bolger M Carberry 5/1 18/1 12 64474-4 ROSE OF THE MOON 10 10-0 p B Haslam R P McLernon 25/1 13 5-FF216 VALADOM (BF) 6 10-0 Richard Hobson A P Cawley 25/1 14 23U1-50 ALLTHEKINGSHORSES 9 10-0 pt P J Hobbs J Best 25/1 4YO+, 2M 4F 78Y, CLASS 2, 7 RUNNERS 9 10-0 p J E Foster H Bannister (5) 50/1 1 23F73-1 DELL’ ARCA (CD) 6 11-7 b D Pipe T Scudamore 13/2 15 5839-1P PINEROLO 10 10-0 H D Daly T J O’Brien 28/1 2 17116-2 AS DE MEE (D) 5 11-2 h P Nicholls S Twiston-Davies 10/3 16 5432-76 KINGSMERE (C) 3 11142/U BALLYALTON (C) 8 11-2 Ian Williams W Kennedy 13/2 3:25 OPUS ENERGY NOVICES’ HANDICAP HURDLE 4 3/5611-2 DOUBLE SHUFFLE 5 11-2 T R George P J Brennan 10/1 3YO+, 2M 87Y, CLASS 3, 20 RUNNERS 5 311- MIGHT BITE (CD) 6 11-2 N J Henderson N de Boinville 9/2 1 133350- BARAKA DE THAIX 4 11-12 D Pipe D A Jacob 6 11111/3- MORE OF THAT (BF,CD) 7 11-2 Jonjo O’Neill B J Geraghty 7/4 2 310-115 MIDNIGHT SHOT (D) 5 11-12 C Longsdon Sam Twiston-Davies 7 46P335 THE SOCIETY MAN 8 11-2 M C Chapman D Burton 200/1 3 7-14132 MON SUCCESSEUR (BF) 4 11-12 P F Nicholls H Cobden (7) 2:15 NEPTUNE INVESTMENT NOVICES’ HURDLE (GRADE 2) 4 6-21 GALIZZI (D) 4 11-12 t J P Ferguson A Coleman 1:05 PADDY POWER HANDICAP CHASE
4YO+, 1M 7F 199Y, CLASS 2, 15 RUNNERS 1 71/96PP- MAJALA (D) 9 11-12 t T R George A P Cawley 2 1P6/72-8 SILVER ROQUE (D) 9 11-11 t F O’Brien C Shoemark (3) 3 274-216 LE BACARDY (D) 9 11-9 D Skelton H Skelton 4 8623-13 LOUGH KENT (BF) (D) 6 11-8 N J Henderson N de Boinville 5 2158-37 SEW ON TARGET (BF,CD) 10 11-6 C L Tizzard B Powell 6 200F-14 ASTRACAD (CD) 9 11-6 t N T-Davies S Twiston-Davies 7 P13112- LA VATICANE 6 11-3 t D Pipe T Scudamore 8 22113-2 PEARLS LEGEND (D) 8 11-1 J L Spearing J E Moore 9 123U78 OWEN NA VIEW (D) 7 11-0 h F O’Brien P J Brennan 10 4416/16- THE CLOCK LEARY 7 10-13 Miss V Williams A Coleman 11 P02-312 MINELLA PRESENT (D) 6 10-13 h N P Mulholland N D Fehily 12 14F15-6 GOING CONCERN (D) 8 10-11 Evan Williams P Moloney 13 22017-5 KEEL HAUL (D) 7 10-9 p Henry Oliver J M Davies 14 3PP5P-2 KEY TO THE WEST (D) 8 10-8 M Sheppard Mr S Sheppard (7) 15 P1-7145 FAIRYINTHEWIND (D) 6 10-5 t B G Powell Mr D G Noonan (7) 1:40 STEEL PLATE AND SECTIONS NOVICES’ CHASE
4YO+, 2M 5F 26Y, CLASS 1, 4 RUNNERS 1 111 PENGLAI PAVILION (CD) 5 11-7
J P Ferguson
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125 MOUNTAIN FIGHTER (D) 4 4222-12 ARGOT (BF) 4
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7 56440-1 INK MASTER (D) 5 11-9 P J Hobbs R Johnson 8 515342 ARE THEY YOUR OWN (D) 7 11-9 t F O’Brien N Slatter (5) 9 76224P- BRIERY BELLE 6 11-9 H D Daly J Greenall 10 PP124/ A HARE BREATH 7 11-7 B Pauling N de Boinville 11 41/439-7 BRIGADIER MILLER (D) 8 11-6 N J Henderson A Tinkler 12 642-124 BENISSIMO (BF) 5 11-6 D Skelton R Mahon 13 525-1 ADRAKHAN 4 11-5 D Skelton H Skelton 14 1239-32 DOUBLE W’S (D) 5 11-4 J M Jefferson B Hughes 15 325/37-1 MYSTIFIABLE 7 11-2 t F O’Brien P J Brennan 16 532114 KING MURO (BF) (D) 5 11-1 ht F O’Brien C Shoemark (3) 17 3P6- TRENDSETTER 4 11-0 J J Quinn T J O’Brien 18 003-314 DOLLAR AND A DREAM (BF) (D) 6 11-0 t A J Martin R Walsh 19 294630 KINGS CROSS 5 11-0 A W Carroll Lee Edwards 20 33-4 ECO WARRIOR (BF) 5 10-11 Miss V Williams L Treadwell 4:00 CHELTENHAM CLUB AMATEUR RIDERS’ HANDICAP CHASE
4YO+, 3M 1F, CLASS 3, 12 RUNNERS 1 14251-2 KNOCK HOUSE (BF) 6 11-12 2 4P2/67P- SUPER DUTY (C) 9 11-7 3 18/41FP- MINELLAHALFCENTURY 7 11-6 bt 4 13P590- RETURN SPRING (CD) 8 11-6 b 5 3122-22 ALTERNATIF (BF) 5 11-5 6 13P173- NO DUFFER (D) 8 11-4 7 509592 DEFINITE RUBY 7 11-2 b 8 0P899-2 ERICHT 9 11-2 9 415311 MIA’S ANTHEM (D) 7 11-1 t 10 3125P-P FIRM ORDER (D) 10 10-12 pt 9 10-10 t J P Ferguson Mr A Ferguson (7) 11 511155- FOXBRIDGE (D) C E Longsdon N D Fehily 12 991063 OUR SOX 6 10-4 t
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12:40 FREE SPINS AT 188BET CASINO NOVICES’ HURDLE 4YO+, 2M 48Y, CLASS 4, 9 RUNNERS 1 37 ABSOLUTE 4 10-12 Mrs S J Smith D Cook 2 661-54 BENNY’S SECRET (D) 5 10-12 h N W Alexander B P Harding 3 U7P8UP BERTIELICIOUS 7 10-12 he J C Haynes T Dowson (7) 4 BYRONEGETONEFREE 4 10-12 W Coltherd J Reveley 5 5F1/8-F8 FIFTEEN KINGS 5 10-12 t Lucinda Russell G Cockburn (5) 6 P IMAHUSTLER BABY 4 10-12 A B Hamilton Mr W H R Reed (7) 7 0/2211- MASTER JAKE 7 10-12 D Skelton Ian Popham 8 332-80 MISTER DON 5 10-12 Mrs R Dobbin G B Watters (3) 9 PP-P TOMMY DYLON 5 10-12 M Todhunter H Brooke 1:15 NOVICES’ LIMITED HANDICAP CHASE 4YO+, 1M 7F 133Y, CLASS 4, 8 RUNNERS 1 253513- MOSSIES WELL (BF) 6 11-8 t 2 562134- ENGROSSING (D) 6 11-6 h 3 114/U63- FORWARD FLIGHT 9 11-5 4 02222-P MONEY FOR NOTHING 6 10-11 t 5 113555 PEKANHEIM (CD) 7 10-9 6 3/56P28- GOLD OPERA 6 10-9
A M Thomson P D Niven Mrs S J Smith Harriet Bethell M Todhunter N W Alexander
J Reveley B P Harding S Quinlan D Cook H Brooke S Mulqueen (5)
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8 (9) 521261 SMART DJ (CD) 4 9-5 Sarah Hollinshead M Murphy (3) 9 (11) 630186 TANCRED (D) 4 9-5 p C R Dore L P Keniry 10 (13) 605880 BEAUTY’S FORTE 4 9-4 D Carroll J Fanning N Wilson J Fanning 11 (4) 006603 FORTINBRASS (CD) 5 9-3 J Balding D Tudhope Mrs Marjorie Fife D Tudhope 12 (3) 340254 ZEBS LAD 3 9-2 p Mrs N S Evans F Norton D M Loughnane S Donohoe 13 (2) 7842-52 MON PETIT FLEUR 3 9-2 h Mrs L Pearce S Pearce (3) S A Harris M Harley R Hughes S W Kelly 5:45 DOWNLOAD THE NEW UNIBET RACING APP NURSERY M Walford D C Costello 2YO, 5F 20Y, CLASS 2, 9 RUNNERS D Shaw P McDonald 1 (4) 310021 SIGN OF THE KODIAC (CD) 2 9-7 J G Given T Eaves S R Bowring A Rawlinson (3) 2 (9) 471 QUATRIEME AMI (D) 2 9-6 P J McBride D Tudhope D Shaw M Cosham (3) 3 (8) 333738 SILVER WINGS (D) 2 9-6 P D Evans G Cox (7) Mrs L Williamson L De Souza 4 (7) 218454 YOUNG JOHN (D) 2 9-5 R A Fahey P Hanagan S Dixon K T O’Neill 5 (3) 15 JEANIE’S PLACE (D) 2 8-10 R A Fahey P McDonald 6 (2) 603255 DREAM DREAMER (D) 2 8-8 J A Osborne J Fanning 4:45 BET & WATCH EVERY RACE AT UNIBET HANDICAP (DIV 1) J S Moore J Gordon (7) 7 (6) 320111 THE BURNHAM MARE (CD) 2 8-7 p 3YO+, 5F 216Y, CLASS 6, 13 RUNNERS 8 (5) 2429 KRYSTALLITE 2 8-2 S Dixon K T O’Neill 1 (6) 970588 CHARLIE LAD 3 9-7 D M Loughnane J Fanning 9 (1) 366 HEARMENOW 2 8-0 pt J S Moore R Powell (3) 2 (7) 425365 ROCKET ROB (CD) 9 9-7 W J Musson S Donohoe 3 (1) 026000 RISE TO GLORY (CD) 7 9-7 p S A Harris M Harley 6:20 32RED MAIDEN STAKES 4:15 DAILY PRICE BOOSTS AT UNIBET HANDICAP
3YO+, 5F 20Y, CLASS 6, 11 RUNNERS 1 (4) 661397 PAVERS STAR (D) 6 9-7 p 2 (10) 556682 PERFECT WORDS (D) 5 9-6 p 3 (7) 955932 JOLLY RED JEANZ 4 9-6 b 4 (6) 366009 ROY’S LEGACY (D) 6 9-5 5 (1) 400492 PRESTO BOY 3 9-4 6 (2) 926829 LORIMER’S LOT (D) 4 9-3 p 7 (3) 780709 SHAFT OF LIGHT (CD) 4 9-2 p 8 (11) 984103 DIVERTIMENTI (CD) 11 9-1 b 9 (9) 557138 ARGENT TOUCH (D) 4 9-0 10 (5) 895952 RAT CATCHER (CD) 5 8-13 b 11 (8) 901403 WIMBOLDSLEY (CD) 4 8-13
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5:15 BET & WATCH EVERY RACE AT UNIBET HANDICAP (DIV 2) 3YO+, 5F 216Y, CLASS 6, 13 RUNNERS 1 (1) 7-46445 SUMMERINTHECITY (D) 8 9-7 2 (10) 288497 SHAMAHAN (D) 6 9-7 3 (12) 344758 VERUS DELICIA (CD) 6 9-7 h 4 (6) 145530 KYLLACH ME (CD) 3 9-7 b 5 (8) 710800 COISTE BODHAR (D) 4 9-6 b 6 (5) 563768 FOSSA (CD) 5 9-6 p 7 (7) 563017 CAPTAIN SCOOBY (D) 9 9-5 b
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7:20 CORAL.CO.UK HANDICAP 3YO+, 1M 1F 103Y, CLASS 5, 13 RUNNERS
1 (13) 000000 VOICE OF A LEADER 4 9-7 h Andi Brown J Quinn 2 (10) 366867 COILLTE CAILIN (CD) 5 9-7 D M Loughnane G Gibbons 3 (2) 133529 LEAN ON PETE (CD) 6 9-6 p Ollie Pears S W Kelly 4 (3) 024857 ARCHIE’S ADVICE (D) 4 9-6 K Dalgleish J Fanning 5 (5) 500395 THE DANCING LORD (C) 6 9-5 t R Mills L P Keniry 6 (4) 731116 CABAL (BF,CD) 8 9-5 v G A Harker A Mullen 7 (8) 475274 THE THIRD MAN 4 9-5 H Spiller D Tudhope 8 (12) 913685 L’INGANNO FELICE (CD) 5 9-4 h J Mackie P McDonald 9 (6) 637550 PARK PLACE (CD) 5 9-4 J J Quinn D C Costello 10 (1) 104656 SILVER ALLIANCE (CD) 7 9-3 p Miss J Feilden S Birkett (3) 11 (7) 775752 TATTING (CD) 6 9-2 M R Hoad W Twiston-Davies J A Osborne L Barry (5) 12 (9) 634359 HICKSTER (CD) 4 9-2 t S R Bowring A Rawlinson (3) R A Fahey P McDonald 13 (11) 456053 BAHAMIAN C (D) 4 9-0 R A Fahey S Bell (3) Sir Mark Prescott C Catlin 7:50 CORAL MOBILE ‘THREE CLICKS TO BET’ CLASSIFIED STAKES Sir Mark Prescott R Powell (3) B Ellison D C Costello 3YO+, 1M 1F 103Y, CLASS 6, 13 RUNNERS D M Simcock M Harley 1 (11) 859105 DOVE MOUNTAIN 4 9-2 pt G Elliott J Fanning Sir Michael Stoute S Donohoe 2 (12) 987582 HARTFORD STARTS 5 9-2 B Ellison D C Costello L M Cumani L De Souza 3 (4) 583-752 LIONS CHARGE 8 9-2 pt N P Mulholland L P Keniry R A Fahey T Eaves 4 (5) 404150 PATRON OF EXPLORES (CD) 4 9-2 P Holmes D Tudhope R Varian W Buick 5 (13) 873826 REPECHAGE (BF) (D) 4 9-2 v1 R M H Cowell M Harley B W Hills P Hanagan 6 (1) 7-06354 ZARLIMAN 5 9-2 bt Denis Hogan S W Kelly M Johnston J Fanning 7 (7) 376378 ANNEANI 3 8-13 Paul Green J F Egan 8 (3) 383133 CAHAR FAD (BF,CD) 3 8-13 vt Steph Hollinshead A Beschizza 9 (9) 638676 FARRAH’S CHOICE 3 8-13 James Grassick S J Drowne 3 8-13 hc Sarah Hollinshead K T O’Neill Sir Michael Stoute G Gibbons 10 (10) 727366 RIGHT MADAM 3 8-13 Ronald Thompson J P Fahy L M Cumani D Tudhope 11 (6) 57747- ROMAN DE BRUT 668 RUBY HIND 3 8-13 J R Weymes W Twiston-Davies J H M Gosden W Buick 12 (2) E De Giles L P Keniry 13 (8) 495025 X RAISE 3 8-13 p D H Brown G Gibbons
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9 (2) PAPAL MOTEL 2 9-5 J J Murphy K P Moriarty (7) 14 (7) 005900 FRENCH QUARTER 3 8-9 t J Geoghegan P B Beggy 10 (11) QUELUZ 2 9-5 J Geoghegan D E Hogan (7) 15 579007 OUR MAN PHIL 3 8-9 p J C McConnell R1 11 (3) 5 ZORAVAN 2 9-5 t1 D K Weld P J Smullen 16 020087 CHEERS BUDDY (CD) 7 9-7 L Smyth R2 4 9-10 T Collins P J Smullen 12 (6) DOUBLE ESPRESSO 2 9-0 H de Bromhead D P McDonogh 17 930095 SHABRA EMPEROR (CD) 6 10-0 Anthony McCann R3 3 9-4 A Slattery D P McDonogh 7:35 BIG BAD BOB MAIDEN 8:35 APPRENTICE HANDICAP 5 9-3 p N Lawlor D A McCormack (5) 4YO+, 1M 4F, 17 RUNNERS 6 8-13 p John Feane R P Whelan 3YO+, 7F, 10 RUNNERS 4 8-11 pt T G McCourt K J Leonard (7) 1 (9) 0 PADDYTHEIRISHMAN 5 9-6 G T Lynch R P Downey (3) 1 (9) 008300 SHARJAH (CD) 5 9-11 A Slattery J W Kennedy 3 8-10 M J Tynan S Foley 2 (5) RED LION ROCK 5 9-6 G Pakidis R Coakley (5) 2 (3) 550850 SPECIFIC GRAVITY 7 9-6 A McGuinness I T Queally (2) 3 9-5 t J S Bolger K J Manning 3 (2) 40-5203 STORM AWAY 6 9-6 h P J Flynn D W O’Connor (2) 3 8-7 v B Nolan T P Madden (5) 3 (6) 722633 MCGUIGAN 5 PICK YOUR BATTLE 3 9-5 A Oliver W J Lee 4 (8) 005346 AUTOMATED (BF) 4 9-5 G M Lyons O J Orr (2) 4 8-5 t Ms Sheila Lavery W M Lordan 4 (3) 5 (1) 94 STORM RANGER 3 9-5 P J Flynn D M Grant 5 (1) 90-2643 CARRIED (CD) 5 9-3 Mrs P Dobbs D O’Brien 6:35 IRISHINJUREDJOCKEYS.COM NURSERY HANDICAP (PLUS 10) 6 (7) 85- SPIESDONTALK 4 9-1 D W O’Sullivan M C Hussey 6 (5) 575256 GLASSATURA (C) 4 9-3 v M Halford S Corby 2YO, 6F, 8 RUNNERS 7 (8) 06 BUREAU AMBITION 3 9-0 A Oliver C P Hoban 7 (12) 212327 UDOGO 4 9-2 A P O’Brien A O’Brien 1 (1) 832036 NICE AND DANDY 2 9-7 b P D Deegan P J Smullen 8 (4) 7 CHICAGO FALL 3 9-0 h Jane M Foley G F Carroll 8 (6) 1017-00 CARRAROE FLYER (CD) 5 9-0 p A Keatley R D Dolan (4) 2 (3) 498086 DUNCAN OF SCOTLAND 2 8-13 b L Smyth R P Whelan 9 (10) 6 MISS MACHA 3 9-0 Anthony McCann D P McDonogh 9 (13) 213060 DANCINGWITHANGELS (CD) 6 8-13 h T Cleary K J Leonard (2) 3 (5) 87887 SEE YOU IN MALTA 2 8-13 t T Stack W M Lordan 10 (2) ONCHU 3 9-0 P Downey W M Lordan 10 (4) 5-32759 FIRST IN THE QUEUE 8 8-13 t A J Martin D P Linehan (2) 4 (2) 6064 SARAH ASH CALUM 2 8-12 W J Fitzpatrick G F Carroll 11 (11) 857044 JAN VAN EYCK (D) 5 8-11 bt G O’Leary R Coakley 8:05 CROWNE PLAZA HOTEL RACE & STAY HANDICAP (47-65) 5 (7) 0067 ITS ONLY MOSSY 2 8-11 S P Hennessy M C Hussey 12 (10) 470 NO CASH FLOW 6 8-10 H de Bromhead D Robinson (2) 6 (4) 094896 ARJEED 2 8-9 b L Smyth D W O’Connor (7) 3YO+, 7F, 17 RUNNERS 13 (7) 90/42 HOLY WATER (BF) 4 8-9 b1 Mrs J Harrington T P Madden P J Flynn D M Grant 7 (8) 50835 IN THE AIR 2 8-9 h J P Fahey K J Leonard (7) 1 (14) 880212 TWISTSANDTURNS (BF,CD) 4 9-12 14 (14)6459-00 TALSARA 4 8-9 T Foley D E Hogan (2) Joseph Murray K P Moriarty (7) 8 (6) 7905 THE CHAZZ 2 8-9 A Oliver S Foley 2 (4) 040661 CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT (CD) 4 9-6 15 0803 SWIFT HARRY 7 8-7 b T Kodama R1 3 (1) 279402 ARTISTIC INTEGRITY (D) 4 9-5 p J Larkin R Coakley (5) 7:05 EUROPEAN BREEDERS FUND MAIDEN (PLUS 10) 16 490 COSMIC SYMBOL 4 8-4 S Fahey R2 4 (12) 404762 NATIONAL SERVICE 4 9-5 pt G Elliott P J Smullen 17 07800 WILLIE THE WARRIOR 6 8-4 W J Martin R3 2YO, 1M, 12 RUNNERS 5 (3) 410033 HIGH FOCUS (D) 4 9-4 T Cleary K J Manning 9:05 FLOODLIT FRIDAY NIGHTS AT DUNDALK STADIUM HANDICAP 1 (8) 27 AGENT OF CHAOS 2 9-5 A Oliver W J Lee 6 (8) 37026-0 LADY COOPER 5 9-3 bt W J Martin G F Carroll 2 (5) 7 EBADAN 2 9-5 M Halford S Foley 7 (10) 400080 NABEEL 4 9-1 p T G McCourt K J Leonard (7) 3YO+, 1M 2F 150Y, 6 RUNNERS 3 (1) FARAWAY HILLS 2 9-5 J J Murphy K J Manning 8 (5) 880890 RIPPED 3 9-0 t C O’Brien S Foley 1 (1) 6206/34 SPACE SHIP 5 9-10 t R Hennessy R P Downey (3) 4 (12) 0 FRYST MATTUR 2 9-5 P J Flynn M C Hussey 9 (11) 402036 TRIBAL PATH 5 8-13 t D English R P Whelan 2 (2) 33-5184 POUR DEUX 3 9-7 J M Oxx D P McDonogh 5 (10) 09 LIZARD POINT 2 9-5 P J Flynn D M Grant 10 (9) 7-06000 DUTCH PARTY 3 8-12 Jane M Foley M C Hussey 3 (3) 552651 STRONGER THAN ME (C) 7 9-4 W T Farrell W J Lee 6 (9) 7 MARKHAN 2 9-5 D Marnane C R King 11 (2) 4-60077 BURN THE BOND 3 8-10 Mark Fahey D P McDonogh 4 (5) 4-24407 BREATHE EASY (CD) 5 9-2 P D Deegan P J Smullen 7 (4) 00 MEGA FORTUNE 2 9-5 A Oliver G F Carroll 12 (13)5-00406 ELUSIVE LEONA 6 8-10 C P Donoghue T P Madden (5) 5 (4) 209007 MAJENTA (CD) 5 9-2 K Prendergast W M Lordan 7 8-10 G Donnelly R P Downey (3) 6 (6) 745227 RINGSIDE HUMOUR 3 9-2 pt J S Bolger K J Manning 8 (7) 7 OROMO 2 9-5 T Stack W M Lordan 13 (6) 940/000 FULL SHILLING P J Brennan 4 29 13.79 10 34.48 P J Hobbs 40 168 23.81 84 50.0 A King 14 114 12.28 45 39.47 IN-FORM JUMP JOCKEYS PAST 14 DAYS 6:05 DUNDALK STADIUM HANDICAP
3YO+, 5F, 8 RUNNERS 1 (6) 1-11007 CHICLET (CD) 2 (8) 771982 SORS (CD) 3 (7) 630430 KIMBAY (CD) 4 (3) 332763 STRATEGIC HEIGHTS (CD) 5 (5) 050243 ZAINDERA 6 (1) 248870 COTO (D) 7 (2) 472831 WELL DONE ME (D) 8 (4) 766601 DANZ GIFT (CD)
Jockey R Johnson Aidan Coleman B J Cooper D Bass N D Fehily Sam Twiston-Davies L Treadwell B J Geraghty D R Fox B P Harding Nick Schol�eld Danny Cook J E Moore G Sheehan Paul Moloney Adam Wedge B Hughes Harry Skelton M P Walsh
Wins 18 12 10 10 8 8 7 6 6 6 5 5 5 5 5 5 4 4 4
Rides 58 48 24 25 47 37 28 31 18 29 34 25 23 29 32 15 41 29 20
Win % 31.03 25.0 41.67 40.0 17.02 21.62 25.0 19.35 33.33 20.69 14.71 20.0 21.74 17.24 15.63 33.33 9.76 13.79 20.0
Place 31 23 14 11 19 17 8 11 10 10 16 12 9 9 7 6 19 13 10
Place % 53.45 47.92 58.33 44.0 40.43 45.95 28.57 35.48 55.56 34.48 47.06 48.0 39.13 31.03 21.88 40.0 46.34 44.83 50.0
J M Davies A P Heskin Jake Greenall J J Burke Ryan Hatch Craig Gallagher Nico de Boinville J McGrath Ms N Carberry Joshua Moore J S McGarvey Craig Nichol B Hayes
4 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3
19 20 17 25 15 8 21 10 6 12 13 24 11
21.05 20.0 23.53 12.0 20.0 37.5 14.29 30.0 50.0 25.0 23.08 12.5 27.27
9 6 5 10 7 6 6 5 4 4 4 4 3
47.37 30.0 29.41 40.0 46.67 75.0 28.57 50.0 66.67 33.33 30.77 16.67 27.27
Place 111 98 85 88
Place % 65.29 36.84 47.75 45.13
TOP JUMPS TRAINERS THIS SEASON Trainer J P Ferguson Jonjo O’Neill C E Longsdon D Skelton
Wins 63 49 43 41
Runs 170 266 178 195
Win % 37.06 18.42 24.16 21.03
Evan Williams P F Nicholls D Pipe N P Mulholland N J Henderson Miss Lucinda V Russell Tim Vaughan N A Twiston-Davies B Ellison G Elliott D McCain Jnr P Bowen G L Moore K C Bailey Dr R D P Newland W Greatrex J Scott N B King David Dennis N G Richards
36 36 34 29 29 28 27 26 26 22 20 20 20 20 18 18 18 18 16 15
191 112 241 193 116 151 268 154 107 90 226 124 113 100 81 89 103 109 116 67
18.85 32.14 14.11 15.03 25.0 18.54 10.07 16.88 24.3 24.44 8.85 16.13 17.7 20.0 22.22 20.22 17.48 16.51 13.79 22.39
71 60 89 62 56 63 79 49 41 56 60 48 41 39 44 44 42 39 43 30
37.17 53.57 36.93 32.12 48.28 41.72 29.48 31.82 38.32 62.22 26.55 38.71 36.28 39.0 54.32 49.44 40.78 35.78 37.07 44.78
M Keighley Mrs S J Smith J M Jefferson H Fry Miss E C Lavelle Micky Hammond F O’Brien D G Bridgwater J W Mullins M Walford Miss V Williams Miss L Harrison Ian Williams A J Honeyball James Moffatt P A Kirby C L Tizzard Miss R Curtis M A Barnes Mrs R Dobbin
14 13 13 13 13 13 12 12 10 10 10 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 8
102 123 71 61 80 114 96 72 93 43 58 102 78 72 54 58 62 56 70 72
13.73 10.57 18.31 21.31 16.25 11.4 12.5 16.67 10.75 23.26 17.24 8.82 11.54 12.5 16.67 15.52 14.52 16.07 12.86 11.11
23 44 36 35 31 27 33 21 25 18 16 38 30 27 19 19 19 18 16 24
22.55 35.77 50.7 57.38 38.75 23.68 34.38 29.17 26.88 41.86 27.59 37.25 38.46 37.5 35.19 32.76 30.65 32.14 22.86 33.33
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WEEKEND WEEKEND
November 13, 2015
SATURDAY’S ALL-WEATHER FLAT ACTION
LINGFIELD
Going: Standard
12:15 32RED/BRITISH STALLION STUDS EBF NOVICE STAKES 2YO, 1M 1Y, CLASS 5, 5 RUNNERS 1 (2) 841548 BATTLE PRIDE 2 9-7 2 (5) 7231 RACE DAY (C) 2 9-7 3 (1) 31 SOUTHERN GAILES (D) 2 9-7 4 (4) SHAH OF ARMAAN 2 9-0 5 (3) 429689 VALLANCE ROAD 2 8-13 b1
R Hannon S bin Suroor K R Burke P F I Cole N P Littmoden
A Kirby J Doyle D C Costello L Morris J F Egan
12:50 32RED.COM CLAIMING STAKES 3YO, 1M 1Y, CLASS 6, 9 RUNNERS 1 (1) 24- CROWN COMMAND (BF) 3 9-5 2 (7) 5 BREATHLESS 3 9-2 t 3 (6) 87-6179 CAPTAIN FELIX 3 9-0 4 (5) 643031 BRASTED (D) 3 8-13 t 5 (2) 314300 HERCULLIAN PRINCE 3 8-12 p 6 (9) 708598 PERIOD PIECE 3 8-9 p1 7 (8) 763086 BALLROOM ANGEL 3 8-4 8 (4) 202205 COURIER 3 8-3 p 9 (3) 55680 DAYDREAM BELIEVER 3 8-2
W R Muir S J Drowne A M Balding Rob Hornby (5) Miss Gay Kelleway L Morris Ian Williams J Doyle C R Dore L P Keniry J A Osborne W Carson P Hide J Quinn L Carter N Alison (3) R Hannon T Smith (7)
1:25 UNIBET MEDIAN AUCTION MAIDEN STAKES 3-5YO, 6F 1Y, CLASS 6, 8 RUNNERS 1 (7) CORNTON ROAD 3 9-5 2 (5) 54 FAST SPRITE 3 9-5 3 (3) 35 LEITH BRIDGE 3 9-5 4 (8) THE BIG LAD 3 9-5 5 (6) 873905 TO THE VICTOR 3 9-5 p1 6 (1) 644744 CHEFCHAOUEN 3 9-0 b1 7 (2) 00 ODDSOCKS 3 9-0 8 (4) 066-603 VINAMAR 3 9-0 p1
P S McEntee J R Best M D I Usher R Hughes J R Boyle J S Moore R J Smith R A Teal
R Tart L Morris J Gordon (7) S W Kelly A Kirby R Winston J F Egan S Donohoe
2:00 LADBROKES HANDICAP
3YO+, 1M 1Y, CLASS 2, 11 RUNNERS 1 (5) 685328 THE RECTIFIER (D) 8 9-10 t 2 (6) 44-2119 MINDUROWNBUSINESS (CD) 4 9-10 3 (9) 000000 BADDILINI (C) 5 9-8 p 4 (4) 308415 GEORGIAN BAY (D) 5 9-7 v 5 (8) 21-1000 SHYRON (C) 4 9-2 6 (2) 303320 HILLBILLY BOY (CD) 5 9-1 7 (10) 314-360 BROCKLEBANK (CD) 6 9-0 8 (1) 262272 MULZAMM 3 8-13 ht 9 (11) 147372 PEARL ICE (D) 7 8-12 10 (3) 5-111 REVOLUTIONIST (CD) 3 8-10 11 (7) 187120 ALEATOR (D) 3 8-8 p
S Durack A Kirby R Varian Jim Crowley A Bailey M Harley K R Burke D C Costello G G Margarson D Muscutt (3) Tom Dascombe P Vaughan (7) S Dow W Twiston-Davies C Appleby W Buick C Fellowes S Donohoe M Johnston J Doyle Sir Mark Prescott L Morris
2:35 UNIBET GOLDEN ROSE STAKES (LISTED)
2 (6) 31-6031 3 (3) 550114 4 (2) 123545 5 (9) 417138 6 (14) 386678 7 (1) 233583 8 (4) 180-327 9 (10) 150081 10 (7) 1162 11 (8) 561-123 12 (12) 340615 13 (11) 348680 14 (5) 7-48696
BATTALION (CD) FIRE FIGHTING (D) GRENDISAR (CD) METROPOL NICEOFYOUTOTELLME (D) SOLAR DEITY (C) WARRIOR OF LIGHT DON’T BE (C) LET’S GO TEMPUS TEMPORIS THIS IS THE DAY (D) AMAZE ME JELLY MONGER
5 9-4 p 4 9-4 b 5 9-2 p 4 9-2 6 9-2 6 9-2 4 9-2 5 8-13 3 8-12 3 8-12 b 4 8-11 3 8-7 h 3 8-7 h
2YO, 5F 216Y, CLASS 5, 10 RUNNERS 1 (9) 1 FLOWING CLARETS (D) 2 9-7 2 (6) 334205 ROCKLEY POINT 2 9-7 3 (3) 4401 PARKOUR (CD) 2 9-6 4 (7) 15 KING OF SWING (BF) (D) 2 9-6 5 (2) 233322 BROUGHTONS FANCY (BF) 2 9-6 6 (1) 462 JUST A GROOVE 2 9-5 7 (5) 205315 SIR THEODORE (D) 2 9-4 8 (8) 19531 ILLEGALLY BLONDE (D) 2 9-4 9 (10) 415762 SATIN CHIC (D) 2 9-2 p 10 (4) 769 SIRIUS MOVE 2 8-9 v1
K A Ryan G Lee 3YO+, 1M 2F, CLASS 6, 14 RUNNERS D R Lanigan T E Durcan 1 (12) 234167 EVACUSAFE LADY (D) 4 9-10 t D Marnane P J Smullen 2 (3) 622707 HIORNE TOWER 4 9-9 Miss Gay Kelleway L Morris 3 (7) 114833 POWER UP (CD) 4 9-8 t1 N P Littmoden J F Egan 4 (9) 248254 UNDERSTORY (CD) 8 9-8 p1 J Gask M Lane 5 (5) 070793 SEXY SECRET (D) 4 9-8 K R Burke D C Costello 6 (13) 305648 STORM RUNNER (C) 7 9-6 George Baker L P Keniry 7 (10) 68-640 EQULEUS 3 9-6 C G Cox M Harley 8 (11) 335689 SAINT HONORE 3 9-6 K R Burke J Haynes 9 (2) 492334 ZUBAIDAH 3 9-6 p R Varian J Mitchell 10 (6) 265156 TURNBURY (C) 4 9-5 M L W Bell W Buick 11 (4) 569539 FITZWILLIAM (BF) 3 9-4 3:10 CORAL.CO.UK CHURCHILL STAKES (LISTED) 12 (1) 235228 BYRD IN HAND (D) 8 9-3 v 3YO+, 1M 2F, CLASS 1, 14 RUNNERS 13 (8) 61-9562 SUDDEN WISH (BF,CD) 6 9-3 1 (13) 151100 MAVERICK WAVE (CD) 4 9-6 J H M Gosden W Buick 14 (14) 06092 SPICE BOAT 3 9-2
6 (4) 7 (6) 8 (1) 9 (5) 10 (2) 11 (7) 12 (13) 13 (3)
HIDDEN TREASURES 90 MIKRO POLEMISTIS 0 NOFIZZOPHOBIA PALMINA PRISOM 9 TALLULAH FLEUR 02 WELSH ROSE 6 ZOPHILLY
2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2
9-0 9-0 9-0 9-0 9-0 9-0 9-0 9-0
2YO, 1M 1F 103Y, CLASS 5, 10 RUNNERS 1 (2) 7 AUMIT HILL 2 9-5 MIRACLE GARDEN (CD) 3 2 (6) 07 CITY OF IDEAS 2 9-5 GIVE US A BELLE (CD) 6 3 (3) 844 GLANCE MY WAY 2 9-5 AIR OF YORK (D) 3 4 (5) 78 KAJAKI 2 9-5 ALPHA DELTA WHISKY (D) 7 5 (9) 88 MYSTIQUE HEIGHTS 2 9-5 CHINA EXCELS (BF,CD) 8 6 (7) 7 PLENARY 2 9-5 7 (10) RASASEE 2 9-5 6:45 32RED IRISH EBF MAIDEN FILLIES’ STAKES (PLUS 10) 8 (1) 8 SCARPETA 2 9-5 2YO, 5F 216Y, CLASS 5, 13 RUNNERS 9 (4) 633 TECHNICOLOUR 2 9-5 b 1 (10) ARTISTS MODEL 2 9-0 H Candy D Sweeney 10 (8) 76 THE PLOUGH 2 9-5 2 (12) 7 CLINE 2 9-0 Sir Mark Prescott L Morris 3 (8) 00 CORAL ISLAND 2 9-0 D O’Meara D Tudhope 8:15 LADBROKES MAIDEN STAKES 4 (11) 5 (9)
YOU’RE COOL (CD)
3
INSOLENCEOFOFFICE (CD) 7
2 DARK SIDE PRINCESS 2 5 FRUIT SALAD 2
9-4 9-4 p 9-2 p 9-2 vt 9-2 9-1 b 9-0
J G Given T Eaves R Ford C Rodriguez (7) R Brotherton G Mahon (5) Mrs C A Dunnett P Pilley (5) P D Evans J F Egan J Gallagher M Murphy (3) M E Rowland Rob Hornby (5)
9-0 9-0
C A Dwyer J D Bethell
TOP FLAT TRAINERS THIS SEASON Trainer R A Fahey M Johnston R Hannon C Appleby J H M Gosden D O’Meara W J Haggas R Varian A M Balding M Appleby Sir Michael Stoute S bin Suroor R M Beckett P D Evans K A Ryan K Dalgleish T D Easterby M R Channon C Hills D M Simcock K R Burke A W Carroll M Botti
Wins 221 196 183 142 122 114 101 92 85 81 79 75 75 74 72 72 70 68 68 58 56 55 53
Runs 1565 1170 1310 619 527 881 490 445 678 655 447 291 442 616 627 503 681 643 565 367 441 508 462
Win % 14.12 16.75 13.97 22.94 23.15 12.94 20.61 20.67 12.54 12.37 17.67 25.77 16.97 12.01 11.48 14.31 10.28 10.58 12.04 15.8 12.7 10.83 11.47
Place 552 415 449 288 258 292 212 208 212 200 177 155 146 195 194 179 213 184 165 132 141 136 144
Place % 35.27 35.47 34.27 46.53 48.96 33.14 43.27 46.74 31.27 30.53 39.6 53.26 33.03 31.66 30.94 35.59 31.28 28.62 29.2 35.97 31.97 26.77 31.17
S Golam 3YO+, 1M 141Y, CLASS 5, 8 RUNNERS J Fanning 1 (1) ELJADDAAF 4 9-8 h Sir Mark Prescott B Ellison L M Cumani H Morrison M Dods R Charlton J R Fanshawe Tom Dascombe M W Easterby C G Cox Mrs R Carr J Tate J G Given M L W Bell B J Meehan G L Moore J S Goldie S Kirk T D Barron R C Guest H Candy S C Williams J R Best D R C Elsworth H Palmer
J Ryan A Kirby J R Best C Gannon R Eddery M Harley T D McCarthy G Lee Mrs L Pearce S Pearce (3) G G Margarson L Stanford (7) J Gask M Lane P Phelan T E Durcan Heather Dalton C Bishop Mrs L J Mongan T P Queally M R Channon F Norton J J Bridger W Carson P Burgoyne J Quinn P Butler P C O’Donnell (5)
Going: Standard R A Fahey T Eaves B Ellison D C Costello D Shaw M Cosham (3) D K Ivory R Winston Miss Gay Kelleway A Beschizza Mrs A Duffield T P Queally W R Muir S J Drowne J Gask S W Kelly
R A Fahey K Latham P W D’Arcy S W Kelly J Noseda Jim Crowley J G Given T Eaves P D Evans P Prince (3) Mrs A Duffield D Tudhope D Morris W Twiston-Davies 7:15 32RED.COM NURSERY J A Osborne J Fanning 2YO, 1M 141Y, CLASS 6, 7 RUNNERS B Smart D Sweeney 1 (1) 68340 RECOGNITION 2 9-7 v1 R Varian Jim Crowley G R Oldroyd S Golam 2 (4) 450 RITASUN 2 9-7 R Hannon K T O’Neill 3 (2) 3708 FASTER COMPANY 2 9-4 J S Moore J Fanning 6:15 DOWNLOAD THE NEW UNIBET RACING APP HANDICAP 4 (7) 799058 WHITECLIFF PARK 2 9-3 B Ellison M Lane 3YO+, 5F 20Y, CLASS 5, 11 RUNNERS 5 (3) 68615 EDGEOFTHEFOREST 2 9-2 P D Evans J F Egan 1 (9) 554711 DREAMS OF GLORY (CD) 7 9-7 R J Hodges L Morris 6 (6) 40751 RIPOLL (EX6) 2 9-1 S Kirk G Mahon (5) 2 (8) 535710 TOP OFFER (BF) 6 9-6 P Morris N Grundy (7) 7 (5) 547748 SPIRIT OF THE VALE 2 8-5 Tom Dascombe L Morris 3 (2) 950262 BURREN VIEW LADY (C) 5 9-6 bt Denis Hogan D O’Brien (5) 4 (7) 651562 DUSTY BLUE (D) 3 9-6 A W Carroll G Downing (3) 7:45 32RED CASINO IRISH STALLION FARMS EBF MAIDEN STAKES 5 (1) 276621 6 (4) 4-91015 7 (10) 649811 8 (5) 423744 9 (3) 894361 10 (6) 771700 11 (11) 570116
T P Queally F Norton A Kirby T Bachelot P J Smullen O Murphy T E Durcan L Morris J Doyle J Fortune S Donohoe J F Egan M Lane
3:45 DOWNLOAD THE CORAL APP HANDICAP
3YO+, 6F 1Y, CLASS 1, 12 RUNNERS 1 (3) 03-3180 GOKEN 3 9-7 2 (5) 3-08213 POLYBIUS (D) 4 9-5 3 (6) 816152 JAMESIE (BF) (D) 7 9-3 t 4 (7) 410068 LIGHTSCAMERACTION (C) 3 9-3 5 (2) 001334 MAGNUS MAXIMUS (BF) (D) 4 9-3 6 (9) 082067 MEDICEAN MAN (D) 9 9-3 pt 7 (8) 700330 RIVELLINO (CD) 5 9-3 8 (11) 451745 ISHIAMBER (D) 5 8-12 9 (4) 2013-98 MILLY’S GIFT (D) 5 8-12 10 (10) 076131 SKINNY LOVE (CD) 4 8-12 p 11 (12) 135321 STOCKING 3 8-12 12 (1) 233949 TOUCHLINE (D) 3 8-12
WOLVERHAMPTON 5:45 UNIBET OFFER DAILY JOCKEY/TRAINER SPECIALS NURSERY
W J Haggas M Johnston M Botti Mme P Brandt R M Beckett M Botti D R Lanigan Sir Mark Prescott S bin Suroor J H M Gosden C Fellowes N P Littmoden D J S Ffrench Davis
53 48 48 46 44 44 44 42 42 41 41 39 39 38 37 37 36 36 35 34 33 33 33 33 32
271 477 256 276 399 264 241 402 448 375 406 234 281 357 268 331 417 290 307 301 230 317 190 210 183
19.56 10.06 18.75 16.67 11.03 16.67 18.26 10.45 9.38 10.93 10.1 16.67 13.88 10.64 13.81 11.18 8.63 12.41 11.4 11.3 14.35 10.41 17.37 15.71 17.49
101 135 118 99 122 110 100 118 110 119 111 90 83 112 96 81 123 81 94 85 89 84 79 75 83
37.27 28.3 46.09 35.87 30.58 41.67 41.49 29.35 24.55 31.73 27.34 38.46 29.54 31.37 35.82 24.47 29.5 27.93 30.62 28.24 38.7 26.5 41.58 35.71 45.36
J J Quinn J H M Gosden R Hannon K A Ryan Sir Mark Prescott J Noseda M Botti M Johnston C Appleby M Meade
D K Ivory
Ed Walker D K Ivory Mrs A Duffield C F Wall J J Quinn G A Swinbank J A Osborne George Baker B Smart J R Jenkins E A L Dunlop W R Muir J Noseda M P Tregoning Mrs A J Perrett C A Dwyer R M H Cowell Ian Williams C R Dore S Dixon D H Brown Eve J Houghton W J Knight T Coyle D Nicholls
32 32 31 31 30 30 29 28 28 28 27 26 26 26 25 25 24 24 24 23 23 23 23 22 21
D C Costello N Mackay K T O’Neill T Eaves L Morris Jim Crowley M Harley J Fanning A Kirby D Sweeney
2 (5) 22 3 (3) 86 4 (4) 5 (2) 6 (6) 23255 7 (8) 04 8 (7) 662455
3 3 3 3 3 3 3
9-5 9-5 9-5 9-5 h 9-5 9-0 9-0 v1
D M Simcock Sir Mark Prescott M Wigham D M Simcock R Hannon G Elliott Ian Williams
T Eaves L Morris Jim Crowley M Lane K T O’Neill T P Queally J Fanning
8:45 DOWNLOAD THE LADBROKES APP HANDICAP (DIV 1) 3YO+, 1M 141Y, CLASS 6, 10 RUNNERS 1 (8) 0-06073 2 (7) 42185-0 3 (6) 57600-0 4 (4) 337163 5 (5) 7316R7 6 (1) 779082 7 (10) 812607 8 (2) 062562 9 (9) 376378 10 (3) 209657
MENELIK (C) MARY LE BOW (CD) TIJUCA CALL ME CROCKETT MANDRIA (CD) LES GAR GAN GREEK ISLANDS TITHONUS ANNEANI MR CHOCOLATE DROP (CD)
6 4 6 3 3 4 7 4 3 11
9-7 b 9-6 t1 9-4 9-3 p 9-3 h 9-2 9-0 8-13 pt 8-10 8-7 t
D Donovan S W Kelly V R A Dartnall Rob Hornby (5) E De Giles K T O’Neill I Jardine D Tudhope D Kubler T P Queally D M Loughnane J Fanning N P Mulholland D C Costello Denis Hogan L Morris Paul Green J F Egan Miss M E Rowland Tim Clark (3)
9:15 DOWNLOAD THE LADBROKES APP HANDICAP (DIV 2) 3YO+, 1M 141Y, CLASS 6, 10 RUNNERS
1 (7) 632009 2 (10) 558545 3 (8) 300824 4 (4) 6523P7 5 (3) 365731 6 (2) 859105 7 (6) 23-8150 8 (9) 7-06354 9 (1) 343624 R Winston 10 (5) 339770 233 229 276 223 300 237 284 294 234 251 334 252 163 195 248 178 255 232 181 294 222 259 207 227 237
BROMYARD MEGARA NINETEENTH HOLE NONIOS NOSEY BARKER LADY FANDANGO STELLA ETOILE
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HURRY UP FOR HARRY AT 9/1 SPAIN v ENGLAND
I’d not normally be jumping up and down with excitement about an international friendly but tonight’s match definitely has a different feel to it. I’ve got balls like a Bengali tiger and I’m going all out for an England victory at an incredible price. A lot is made by many pundits insisting we should not get carried away with England’s 100% qualification record. I disagree, you can only beat what is put in front of you, England did it with ease against what may not be the fiercest of opposition in the world but it was however better than man y suggest. Spain was once the dominant force not only in European football but in World football but their grip at the top is over. They may have won the Euros in the last two tournaments but they are there for the taking now. I look at the top European teams and just who exactly do England have to fear and I come back to the same team every time — Germany. Spain should hold no worries for the Three Lions tonight and Del Bosque’s men can be beaten. England have injury worries most notably with Milne r, Walcott, Roone y and Sturridge out but Spain have their own problems with Ramos and Silva missing. Diego Costa is not pulling up any trees in the Premier League this year and it’s hard to imagine him giving Smalling and Cahill sleepless nights. England have one problem to overcome and that’s the manager ‘boring Roy Hodgson’. If Roy unleashes the Lions to attack
England can sink Spain in Alicante tonight. England have a fantastic record against them in 23 encounters they’ve won 13 games compared to Spain’s eight and, although statistics like this mean very little, it certainly offers some encouragement. England are a massive price at 9/2 and that is good enough for me but if you want something even bigger look at Kane to score and England to win at 9/1.
MY ENGLAND TEAM
Here is who I’d select for the
Spain game. My formation would be 4:4:2. We have more chance of winning the lottery than Roy picking this team but that is how I’d set it up. What would your team look like? Tweet me @MickLivesey. Hart, Clyne, Stones, Smalling, Bertrand, Carrick, Shelvey, Sterling, Lallana, Vardy (if fit), Kane.
QATAR v TURKEY The
odds
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present tonight by going 3/4 about Turkey. I advise we all dine out on Turkey early this year because they should beat Qatar. This is a team who have won their last three games beating Iceland 1-0, Czech Rep 2-0 away and Holland 3-0. To score six goals against that level of opponent and not concede is pretty impressive form. Qatar are developing well and improving all the time but it would be some shock if they defeated Turkey here. It’s a big difference playing against China, Maldives and Bhutan because Turkey are very g ood. In their last match they had Tore sent off on 77 minutes but came and
scored the winner on 89 minutes courtesy of Inan. Yilman is a player that keeps impressing me every time I see him and with him pulling the strings it’s hard to envisage anything other than a Turkey victory. Get on Turkey at 3/4 or if you want to take a risk at bigger prices look at 24/13 Turkey to win HT and FT.
ACC STANLEY v NEWPORT
Stanley are on the rise up League Two and arrive here in fine form. Victories have come against York City, Leyton Orient and Dagenham & Redbridge and they sit fourth. One of the reasons for this turnaround in form is the goals from Josh Windass. The son of former player Dean Windass has banged in 9 goals and the midfielder once of Huddersfield Town now 21 is enjoying life at Accrington. Newport County sit 21st in the league and look to have a right battle on their hands to avoid relegation. They could not even beat Brackley Town in the FA Cup on Sunday and had to settle for a 2-2 draw. With Yeovil and Oxfor d up next you have to start to really worry about them. John Sheridan looks to have a big job on his hands and I can’t see it getting better any time soon for the former Irish international. Everything points to victory for Accrington Stanley and they are a best priced 5/6 which I think is a cracking price. f you want something bigger look at Accrington Stanley to win HT and FT at 39/19 or Josh Windass to score at anytime at 8/5.
MICK ON THE MARK Your tip-top football pundit strikes again; Oxford and Southend do the business taking me to 11 winning tips from the last 12 selections. I will never forgive Kevin De Bruyne for missing from five yards or it would be 12 from 12!
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LILLO’S FOREIGN RINGPIECE BOSS FOR STEVE LILLIS’ KNOCKOUT BOXING COLUMN HARD TALK: Nick Blackwell
BRITISH middleweight champion Nick Blackwell has told Chris Eubank Jr to prove himself as the best at home before conquering the world. Eubank Jr has bragged that he is the man to topple the world’s most feared boxer Gennady Golovkin, comments that enrage Blackwell. Blackwell said: “Golovkin would toy with Eubank Jr and make him look stupid. I think he’d smash him to pieces within four rounds. “But, if Golovkin wanted to, he could knock him out in one. “The Eubanks know what they’re doing, though. “They know that if they make stupid statements about Golovkin, people will at least have an opinion and be talking about them.
Frozen “They have no intention of ever stepping into a ring with Golovkin, but that won’t stop them pretending in order to generate some column inches.” Blackwell would jump at the chance to pick up where Billy Joe Saunders left off and add another defeat to Eubank Jr’s re cord. The Trowbridge man who was also defeated on points by Saunders believes he is being frozen out of the picture by Eubank Jr, who he used to spar with. Eubank Jr fights Irishman Spike O’Sullivan on Decem ber 12, an d Black well a dded: “The only way that fight will ever happen is if Spike pulls out of their date and they offer
JUNIOR NEEDS TO GROW UP SAYS NICK me the fight on two or three weeks’ notice. “Eubank Jr would never have the guts to fight me with a full eight or 10-week training camp behind me. “He knows exactly what would happen if I was given that amount of time to prepare. He’s been in the ring with me before and he knows he wasn’t able to handle me.” Blackwell who has won 18 of his 22 fights risks his Brit-
ish championship in Bristol this weekend when he faces late sub Jack Arnfield. Blackwell is a big favourite, but a slow started and tr ainer Gary Lockett has sent him to see a sports shrink to help solve the problem. He said: “It’s something I’ve always wanted to do. Gary gave me a contact number for a guy in Cardiff, not far from where I stay, and I thought I would try it. I didn’t think it
would work, but it’s actually helping me a lot. “It helped me after just one session. We’ll see how much impact it has on me when I fight, but I’m hopeful. It’s been re ally inte resting. “We’re not just talking about boxing. We’re talking about everything. He gets right inside my head and explores every aspect of my life and gets me to talk about how I feel about it. “I’ve never had anything like that before. It’s only going to benefit me. It’s not going to make me any worse. I think it will give me a mental edge.” Blackpool’s Arnfield has taken the fight at eight days’ notice and deserves credit but Blackwell looks likely to triumph after 12 rounds.
MURRAY WINGS IT TO WIGAN MARTIN MURRAY has moved into enemy territory to prepare for next week’s world title challenge. St Helens rugby league nut Murray faces WBO super-middleweight champion Arthur Abraham in Hanover on November 21. But to make sure he is in tip top shape he has been training with arch rivals Wigan Warriors ahead of the big night. “My strength and conditioning coach Mark Bitcon works with the Wigan Warriors so I’ve been going over there a couple of times a week and to do a session with them,” explained Murray. “The guys know I’m a big St Helens fans so obviously there is a bit of banter, but despite the rivalry, the coaching staff and everybody involved with the club are more than happy to help.”
BEHIND ENEMY LINES: Murray
ENGLAND RUGBY UNION
ENGLAND could be on the verge of appointing their first ever foreign coach. But even if the new gaffer is from overseas, the policy of only selecting homebased players WILL continue. Stuart Lancaster was given the bullet after England’s shocking display in the world cup. The southern hemisphere provided all four semifinalists and the Red Rose could be looking down under for their next chief. Most of the leading names to r eplace Lancaster come from South Africa, New Zealand and Australia. Jake White, Wayne Smith and Eddie Jones lead the way as England try to rebuild. Rugby Football Union chief Ian Ritchie said: “To be clear, this is still a restriction that says players who are playing overseas will not be selected unless in exceptional circumstances. “That is the current arrangement and agreement. “I’ve said before I think it’s right, and I do agree with that policy. “I do not think that was OUT: Lancaster an impediment to the end result of what happened at I don’t think it is the World Cup. connected to the position “The player situation is of the coach. related to many things. “I’ve not excluded How do you get access, a English coaches, I am whole raft of things that is merely saying we would about partialities and look at international sustain the English game. coaches as well. “I think that is quite different to players. “That is based on practicality of access and maintaining the strength of the English game. “We want to see English players playing in England.” Sir Clive Woodward thinks the problems with the domestic game start at the very top. He said: “I would love to know the specifics behind this. “So we can’t pick players who play abroad, but we can employ coaches who come from abroad? How ridiculous.” CRITIC: Woodward
Lions: We’ll roar back! CRICK E T
es o f winning the oneENGLAND s till fanc y their chanc ite being hammered da y series agains t Pakis tan desp in the firs t game. ve ) belie ves the Three Coach Paul Farbrace (abo heir opening six-wicke t Lions can bounce back from t s. de fea t in the bes t-o f-four serie e abili ty and the pla yers He said: “ We think we ha ve th in our team to win this series learn and go a wa y “ We’re no t here to de velop and e series, bu t we’re learnand sa y ‘ well, we didn’t win th ing’. wan t to win and it’s “ Tha t’s no t wha t we wan t. We reall y impor tan t we do. . Wha t do we ha ve to “I t’s abou t winning t he game abou t the sur face the gh y enou quickl rn we lea do, did t wa y on tha t sur face, o ther da y, did we bo wl the righ t sur face ?. a did we pla y the righ t sho ts on th be no. I think we waited “ The ans wer probabl y would lo wer balls and cu t ters a li ttle bi t too long to bo wl our s ts were no t ones you wan t and cer tainl y some o f our sho because i f the y are we’ll to be seen repea ted on Frida y, ge t the same thing. inished, which wasn’ t “Our cha t a fter the ma tch had f we learned, wha t do we an inques t, was ‘ wha t ha ve e make sure we win need to do be t ter and ho w can w the nex t game ?’”
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HIS MANAGER...WELL SORT OF
BACKING: Fabregas probably ge ts behind boss Mourinho (inset )
WANTED: Lukaku
Romelu is set to be a target for big bucks Frogs EVERTON face a tense January as two of their star men are wanted by “bigger clubs”. Romelu Lukaku is the prime target for Paris St-Germain when the transfer window opens again. Toffees gaffer Roberto Martinez says he will resist all bids for his centre-forward from the French side. He has slapped a £50million price tag o n the Belgian – nearly double what Everton paid for him 18 months ago. And Chelsea are coming back with yet another bid for John Stones. They chased the centre-back all summer and made no fewer than FOUR bids for the 21-year-old. The Blues’ wish to sign Stones has got stronger thanks to their woeful form this season. Problems at the back have been at the heart of their struggle, with John Terry loo king past it and Branislav Ivanovic playing like a Sunday League defender. It all adds up to a £40m mov e for S tones when the window opens again.
a warning PETER REID says young English players should learn from Jack Rodwell’s mistakes. The midfielder left Everton to sign for a massive pay rise at Man City in 2012. Since then, the 24-year-old has gone from one of the country’s brightest stars to Sunderland reserves. And Reid thinks that should be a warning to others. He said: “It’s relevant to every young player. Be with a team where you are going to play, it’s as simple as that. “Jack came up through the ranks at Everton and he was a huge talent. “He backed himself to go to City. But you can’t succeed if you’re not playing. And that’s the problem. “Now he has gone to Sunderland and he’s still not playing. What is that telling you?”
No way Jose MOURINHO IS SAFE FROM SACK , SAYS CESC CESC FABREGAS says Jose Mourinho is safe at Stamford Bridge — at least he THINKS he is. The Spaniard has been accused of stirring the shit in the Blues’ dressing room — a claim he denies, although he has been dropped from the team. Now Fabregas has given more backing to his boss, although he didn’t sound 100 per cent convincing. He said: “I don’t think Mou will be sacked. “Obviously the results are
By JOHN ANTHONY not as favourable as we would want, but our level of play is not as bad as the results suggest. “But I am still confident in this group and this team and I am sure we will be able to improve things. “I’m certain we will improve. I trust this group.” Despite losing seven times already in the Premier League, it looks as though owner Roman Abramovich is going to give Mourinho the chance to turn things around. That might change
if the Blues go out of the Champions League and fail to arrest their league decline after the international break. The latest rumour sweeping around west London is that the owner is sounding out potential replacements for the Portugeezer. There was dismay among fans when Brendan Rodgers’ name was linked to the job. He has been seen around the area a lot in recent days, sparking speculation that he might come in as some kind of head coach under a
more experienced director of football. There’s no way the home fans would want a Liverpool reject at the helm so the stories of Carlo Ancelotti coming back look a little more credible.
Motivate The Italian admits he would like a Bridge comeback — but he doesn’t expect to be called upon. He said: “I would have no problem with Chelsea. “But Jose won’t be sacked. They already chose to keep
him and think they made a good choice.” The Italian says he can see problems in the Chelsea camp and knows it could be difficult to turn it around. He added: “They have lost something and it’s difficult to change like a switch. You have to work slowly. “It’s true that a manager has to be able to motivate players but he cannot motivate a player if the player is not self-motivated. “But Mourinho is one of the best managers in the world, no doubt. He is not so worried. He’ll sort it out.”
DAN FEELS FIRST STURRINGS DANIEL STURRIDGE has finally started training again — a month after picking up a “minor” injury. But Anfield insiders says the striker is still s truggling to make the Manchester City clash next weekend. Sturridge has yet to play under new boss Jurgen Klopp after picking up the “knock” in training. His knee swelled up along with a hip problem as his latest injury setback has forced him to miss seven games for the Reds. The striker has been able to train outside for the first time since mid-October and says he’s stepping things up. When asked
By ANDY MILLOM if he would make it back in time to face City, Sturridge said: “Believe in yourself even when others don’t.” While that would imply that he fancies his chances of making it, the physios at Anfield think something different. Sturridge (left) is taking part in special sessions this week to test his hip and it is hoped he will be back with the first-team after the internationals. But Klopp won’t rush him back into action and risk another long-term absence. Injuries have been a real issue
for the German since taking over from Brendan Rodgers. Joe Gomez was making an excellent start to life at the Kop after moving from Charlton in the summer. The 18-year-old was enjoying a run of games before he picked up a cruciate ligament injury on Under-21 duty with England.
Swollen He won’t play until next season now and has found it a struggle to keep his spirits up. Gomez said: “When I came back to Liverpool, I knew I wasn’t going to be fit for the manager’s first game at Tottenham, but I
was hoping I’d be back available before too long. “The physio and the doctor didn’t say anything before the scan, but my knee had swollen up and I think they knew straightaway. “When they got the results, I could tell by the doctor’s face that it wasn’t good news. “To be told it was my cruciate was tough to take. “It was a shock because when I came out after the England game I wasn’t on crutches so they thought I was okay. “I was absolutely devastated when I got the news of how bad it was.”
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ODDS AND ENDS WHO CAN REIGN IN SPAIN: With Rooney and Vardy out Ross Barkley and Harry Kane (inset) will have to lead the line for England
A TIME OUT
ALEXIS SANCHEZ will be given a mid-season rest as Arsene Wenger fears his star striker is KNACKERED! The Chile international has just jetted across the world again to play for his country in another round of qualifiers. He’s such a star at home that he carries a nation’s expectations on his shoulders and Wenger is concerned that will burn him out long before May. So he is likely to have a couple of weeks off when he comes back to get ready for the busy Christmas period. Wenger said: “You can see he is jaded physically. He still pushes himself too much and finishes exhausted.” There is some evidence in what Wenger says as Sanchez has struggled in recent matches. He hasn’t scored for five games and has already clocked up 19 appearances despite missing some of the campaign with injury. And there isn’t much help coming from Chile, where the national coach says Sanchez is his star man and must play in every game.
Energy Jorge Sampaoli wants to build on his team’s unexpected Copa America win and isn’t thinking of the long-term effects on his striker. He said: “If Alexis does what he knows how to do on the pitch we have many chances to win. “From what I saw Alexis looked very well, in an incredible moment. “I am excited to see if he can translate that energy because if Alexis does what he knows how to do on the pitch, we will have many possibilities to win.” Wenger’s problem is that he doesn’t have a lot of other options in attack. Theo Walcott was finally getting a chance through the middle but he’s on the sidelines with an injury.
ENGLAND meet with a Spanish side who have qualified for Euro 2016 after a shambles of a World Cup when they failed to make it out of the group stages – ring a bell? England are likely to face Diego Costa at some stage during the 90 minutes and the Chelsea striker will be looking to improve upon a modest internal record of one goal in nine internationals. A recent poll in a sports newspaper suggested that the Spanish public do not want Costa near the squad let alone the starting XI for next summer and these are difficult times for the former Atletico player. The Three Lions will start without Wayne Rooney and it will be fascinating to see how Roy Hodgson’s side fare without the skipper. Spain are 8/11 to win with England 9/2 and the draw 27/10 at BetVictor and I think
GO FOR THE STALEMATE AT 27/10 England will maintain their recent unbeaten run. There are seven Real Madrid or Barcelona men in the Spanish squad and with El Clasico in Madrid next Saturday evening, I wonder if it will subconsciously alter their attitude to the fixture? England remain 10/1 for Euro 2016 and if they come good against the second (France 7/2) and third favourites (Spain 6/1) then we can once again start dreaming of exorcising what will be 50 years of hurt come next summer. The recommendation must be England on the double chance (to draw or win) at 21/20 The Republic of Ireland travel to a hostile Zenica this evening to meet a Bosnia-Herzegovina side
who will be looking to put daylight between themselves and Martin O’Neill’s side. The Dragons finished the Group stage on the front foot, but so too did the Irish and it promises to be a cracker of a game. The hosts are Evens to take a lead back to Dublin with a draw 12/5 and Ireland 18/5.
Strange I hope I’m wrong but a 2-0 win for the Dragons at 15/2 is the recommendation. One note for Evertonians, Mo Besic is likely to be back from injury/suspension for the second leg in Dublin. I shall be watching from behind the sofa when he tackles James McCarthy and Seamus Coleman! Wales entertain the Netherlands in Cardiff and
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are likely to struggle for goals against the Dutch given both Aaron Ramsey and Gareth Bale are out. The loss of the latter is strange given he played 90 minutes for Real Madrid last weekend, but boss Chris Coleman has a good relationship with the Whites who entertain Barca in a week’s time. The Oranje have dropped Robin van Persie (cause he’s not the player he once was) and Memphis Depay (cause he’s not the player he thinks he is), but I still think they might nick it 1-0 (6/1 at BetVictor) although it is another international where I would be surprised if we saw many goals. The Netherlands are Even money favourites with the draw 12/5 and the hosts 16/5.
A BIT TIRED: Sanchez Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain has also been out crocked but he should be back just after the internationals. But he doesn’t have the same goal threat as in-form Sanchez. Danny Welbeck is still a way off being fit and Olivier Giroud can be very much hit and miss. Wenger has another issue after making claims that doping is widespread in football as well as athletics. The Frenchman has been asked by the FA to explain his remarks to his home media. He said: “I have never injected my players to make them better. “I’ve played against many teams that weren’t in that frame of mind.”
Nigel can Fulfill
what fans Crave FULHAM fans are aiming high as they make their vie ws clear on who should take over a t Cra ven Co t tage. Former bosses of Manches ter United and Liverpool head their lis t — wi th the suppor ters ma ybe forge t ting the club are s truggling in the Championship these da ys. Brendan Rodgers just edged out Da vid Mo yes in a poll of supporters af ter Kit S ymons was sacked. It is hard to see either of those t wo dropping do wn a division jus t ye t, al though the Sco t has jus t been sacked in Spain so his stock migh t ha ve fallen again. A more credible choice is the man who came third in the poll — Nigel Pearson. He led Leices ter ou t of the Championship before keeping them in the top fligh t with a miracle escape last season. He fell ou t wi th the club’s bosses bu t was popular wi th the fans. Fulham legend Ton y Gale thinks the former Foxes gaffer (le f t) would do a good job. He said: “Nigel Pearson has the track record of taking Leicester up and he is a vailable a t the momen t. “Bu t I ha ve to sa y tha t m y choice of the bosses mentioned would be Alan Curbishley.”
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REACTION: Coleman
Coleman hopes Ars rant won’t Drag-on
ROBBIE KEANE says Ireland have more than enough quality to make the Euro finals — and shouldn’t be in the play-offs in the first place.
The striker just wishes his team could be more consistent so they could already have booked their place in France. The veteran is being a little harsh on his mates — after all, they were in a mega-tough group with Germany and Poland. So they did well to beat Scotland to third spot and set-up their showdown with Bosnia and Herzegovina. But given the way the Boys In Green managed to take four points from world champions Germany, maybe Keano has a point. He said: “I wish we could be more consistent. Friday, 7.45pm, live on Sky Sports 1 “If that was the case, we’d be first or second. We wouldn’t be in keep a clean sheet and then we this situation where we’re in the have players that can score goals. play-offs. “There’s always pressure. But “But one thing I can tell you is this is good pressure. We’re in a that our players are going to fight good situation. for every second. They won’t give “A situation that maybe three or Bosnia a chance. four games ago people probably “I think this is where you’ll see didn’t expect us to be in. the mentality of the Irish players “We’re here now and we’re growing up on the streets – tough quite capable of beating and ready to play and ready to go Bosnia and qualifying. to battle. There’s no question “If we see that in the first leg and about that. I’m fairly Monday, I think we have a very confident we can get good chance of qualifying. something from “It’s important that we try to these games.” Keane is 35 now and boss Mart in O’ Nei ll prefers to use him as a substitute these days. But the old boy might have to lead the line from the start as Ireland are struggling with injuries. Shane Long is out for the game in Bosnia so O’Neill has just Keane, Kevin Doyle and Daryl Murphy to choose from up front. Southampton striker Long is having intensive treatment at home and could be called on for the second leg in Dublin. Keane is adamant that he’s ready to play from the start. He said: “If I’m called upon anywhere, you want to play. “Of course every player wants to play. I haven’t played for this long at a high level to be happy not to play. The team is more important RECO VERING: than any individual and if I play, Shane Long I’ll be more than ready.”
Wales v Netherlands Friday, 7.45, live on BBC2 Wales CHRIS COLEMAN hopes his club versus country row with Arsene Wenger doesn’t take the shine off his Wales side. The Arsenal boss had one of his more bizarre rants against the Welsh gaffer, blaming him for Aaron Ramsey’s injury — even though it happened weeks after playing for the Dragons. Coleman hit back at the whingeing Frenchman and hopes that is the end of the matter. He said: “I reacted to what was said but that’s done now, that is finished. “The amount of time I fall out with my staff and players, if that was a problem I probably wouldn’t have many friends left!” Coleman was backed up by England manager Roy Hodgson and realises that he has a lot to learn from the Three Lions gaffer. He added: “Roy is a lot more experienced than I am but football being football you all have a lot of different opinions. “I think Roy sees it and understands the demand of it and I think there is a fine line for international managers in how we approach them.
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KYLE LAFFERTY admits that he must leave Norwich to ensure he’s on top form in Euro 2016. The striker has been a sensation in a green shirt, banging in seven goals through the qualifying campaign. But he’s had just two subs appearances for the Canaries despite their struggles in the Premier League this season. The 27-year-old knows he needs some first-team action before Northern Ireland’s first finals appearance since 1986. He said: “I’m going to have to sit down with the manager in January and have a discussion with him. “I know that I will need to
Northern Ireland v Latvia Friday, 7.45pm, live on BBC2 N Ireland play football in the New Year and going into the Euros. “I’d love to be playing at Norwich, but if I have to go out on loan or be sold to play football that might be the way it will be. “For the Euros I want to be in the best shape of my life and I need to be playing to do that.” Tonight’s friendly against Latvia at Windsor Park is a rare change for Lafferty to play 90 minutes. And he wants to make the
most of it adding: “I want to carry on scoring. “We have a few friendly games now and then the Euros and I reckon I have a two or three more campaigns left in me so I will try to score as many goals as I can.
Momentum “I want to keep on scoring for my country. I don’t know if I will get anywhere near David Healy and his 36 goals.” Boss Michael O’Neill hopes his players can maintain their form now qualification is in the bag. He said: “It is important to keep building momentum ahead of the finals and friendlies are
important because it gives you the chance to take a look at the squad. “We were able to do that with the likes of Stuart Dallas in the game against Scotland, for example. “We won’t have too many opportunities to get the squad together before next summer’s finals, so we have to make the most of these games. “It is vital preparation and Friday is a game where we want to try and get something out of it for the whole squad. “But we won’t be handing out caps just for the sake of it. Players still have to earn their place.”
“If you approach them as if they don’t matter, the performance or result, you end up with egg on your face. “You have to go into it fully committed.” Coleman is expecting a big challenge against a Dutch side who sensationally failed to make the Euro finals. He said: “I think people use the word friendly but I’m not sure they exist. “We are up against good opposition, they are almost rebuilding, but they will be a wounded animal so it is going to be tough. “It is a game we are going into trying to perform how we can.” And he’s backing his players to cope without crocks Ramsey and Gareth Bale. He added: “The actual strength of the group is not just we have got two world-class players, the strength is the togetherness. “Going forward, players coming in will have to step up and they have done that.”
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FIXTURES Kick off 7.45 unless stated Friday 13 November EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP PLAYOFF FIRST LEG Bosnia-Herzegovina v Rep of Ireland. FIFA WORLD CUP - SOUTH AMERICAN QUALIFYING TOURNAMENT Argentina v Brazil (0.0 0). INTERNATIONALMATCHES Belgium v Italy, Czech Republic v Serbia (7.30), France v Germany (8.00), Luxembourg v Greece (6.30), Northern Ireland v Latvia, Poland v Iceland, Qatar v Turkey (5.30), Slovakia v Switzerland, Spain v England, Wales v Holland. EUROPEAN U-21 CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFYING GROUP ONE Montenegro v Latvia (4.00). GROUP TWO Lithuania v Rep of Ireland (4.30), Serbia v Italy (5.30). GROUP THREE Scotland v Ukraine (5.45). GROUP FIVE Romania v Denmark (5.45), Wales v Armenia (2.00). GROUP SEVEN Austria v Finland (5.00), Germany v Azerbaijan (5.00). Kick off 3.00 unless stated Saturday 14 November FIFA WORLD CUP - SOUTH AMERICAN QUALIFYING TOURNAMENT Peru v Paraguay (2.15). INTERNATIONALMATCHES Hong Kong v Macau (7.00), Russia v Portugal (2.00). EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP PLAY-OFF FIRST LEG Sweden v Denmark (7.45), Ukraine v Slovenia (5.00). SKY BET LEAGUE 1 Barnsley v Port Vale, Blackpool v Doncaster, Bradford v Crewe, Chesterfield v Oldham, Colchester v Coventry, Gillingham v Bury, Peterborough v Fleetwood Town, Rochdale v Wigan (12.30), Sheff Utd v Southend, Swindon v Scunthorpe. SKY BET LEAGUE 2 Accrington Stanley v Newport County, Bristol Rovers v Carlisle, Exeter v Crawley Town, Luton v Barnet, Northampton v Mansfield, Oxford Utd v Cambridge Utd, Yeovil v Stevenage, York v Plymouth. LADBROKES SCOTTISH CHAMPIONSHIP Falkirk v Alloa, Morton v Queen of South. LADBROKES SCOTTISH LEAGUE 1 Airdrieonians v Dunfermline, Ayr v Albion, Cowdenbeath v Brechin, Stenhousemuir v Forfar. LADBROKES SCOTTISH LEAGUE 2 Annan Athletic v Berwick, Clyde v Elgin, East Fife v East Stirling, Stirling v Arbroath. PETROFAC TRAINING CUP SEMI-FINAL Queen’s Park v Peterhead. VANARAMA NATIONAL LEAGUE Barrow v Torquay, Boreham Wood v Chester FC, Bromley v Altrincham (12.30), FC Halifax v Braintree Town, Forest Green v Dover, Grimsby v Welling, Guiseley v Eastleigh, Kidderminster v Aldershot, Lincoln City v Tranmere, Southport v Cheltenham, Woking v Macclesfield, Wrexham v Gateshead. FA TROPHY - SECOND ROUND QUALIFYING Evesham v Spennymoor Town, Blyth Spartans v Whitby, Buxton v Radcliffe Borough, Sutton Coldfield Tn v Darlington 1883, Shaw Lane Aquaforce v Matlock Town, Leamington v Rushall Olympic, Warrington Town v Basford Utd, Ilkeston v Stocksbridge P S, Kettering v Burscough, Stourbridge v Carlton Town, Haringey Borough v Hitchin, Thurrock v Cheshunt, Enfield Town v Thamesmead Town, Tilbury v Royston Town, Leiston v Corinthian Casuals, Bedford Town v Weymouth, Swindon Supermarine v Chesham, East Thurrock v Tiverton, Waltham Abbey v Grays Athletic, Frome Town v Slough, Dorchester Town v Kingstonian, Marlow v Mangotsfield, Canvey Island v Met Police, Hastings Utd v Merthyr Town, Ashton Utd v Stratford Town, Skelmersdale Utd v Lincoln Utd, Nantwich Town v Kings Lynn Town, Marine v Kidsgrove Ath, Bideford v Brentwood Town, St Neots Town v Hungerford Town, Tonbridge Angels v Cirencester, Taunton v Bognor Regis Town, Molesey v Harlow, Hampton & Richmond v AFC Sudbury, Bury Town v Herne Bay, Dulwich v VCD Athletic. PRESS & JOURNAL HIGHLAND LEAGUE Brora v Lossiemouth, Buckie Thistle v Cove Rangers, Clachnacuddin v Wick Academy, Forres Mechanics v Formartine United, Fraserburgh v Deveronvale, Huntly v Turriff United, Inverurie Loco Works v Nairn County, Keith v Rothes, Strathspey Thistle v Fort William. FA VASE FIRST ROUND Plymouth Parkway v Blackfield & Langley. Kick off 3.00 unless stated Sunday 15 November EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP PLAY-OFF SECOND LEG Hungary v Norway (7.45). EUROPEAN U-21 CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFYING GROUP THREE FYR Macedonia v France (12.00). GROUP SIX San Marino v Estonia. SKY BET LEAGUE 2 Hartlepool v Leyton Orient (12.15), Portsmouth v AFC Wimbledon (2.30). U-19 INTERNATIONAL England v Japan.
INTERNATIONAL FRIENDLY:
Premier League P Man City ......12 Arsenal.........12 Leicester......12 Man Utd .......12 Tottenham ...12 West Ham ....12 Southmptn...12 Crystal Pal ...12 Everton ........12 Liverpool......12 Watford........12 Stoke............12 W.B.A. ..........12 Swansea......12 Norwich .......12 Chelsea........12 Newcastle....12 Bournemth ..12 Sunderland..12 Aston Villa ...12
W 8 8 7 7 5 6 5 6 4 4 4 4 4 3 3 3 2 2 1 1
D 2 2 4 3 6 3 5 1 5 5 4 4 2 4 3 2 4 2 3 2
L 2 2 1 2 1 3 2 5 3 3 4 4 6 5 6 7 6 8 8 9
F A 26 9 22 9 25 20 17 8 20 10 23 16 19 13 14 12 20 16 13 14 11 12 10 12 10 16 12 16 16 23 16 23 13 22 12 25 13 26 10 20
GdPts 17 26 13 26 5 25 9 24 10 21 7 21 6 20 2 19 4 17 -1 17 -1 16 -2 16 -6 14 -4 13 -7 12 -7 11 -9 10 -13 8 -13 6 -10 5
D 4 7 5 3 6 4 7 6 6 6 3 5 5 4 7 8 8 5 6 6 2 4 8 3
L F A 2 26 8 0 21 12 2 23 14 4 24 12 2 22 11 4 24 17 3 17 12 4 23 17 4 20 19 4 23 23 7 21 23 6 29 28 6 22 24 7 20 21 5 16 19 5 15 15 5 11 13 7 12 16 7 16 23 7 17 26 10 14 23 9 14 26 7 10 22 11 17 33
GdPts 18 34 9 34 9 32 12 30 11 30 7 28 5 25 6 24 1 24 0 24 -2 21 1 20 -2 20 -1 19 -3 19 0 17 -2 17 -4 17 -7 15 -9 15 -9 14 -12 13 -12 11 -16 9
P W D Walsall .........16 9 5 Burton Alb ...16 10 2 Gillingham ...16 9 4 Coventry ......16 9 4 Wigan...........16 7 6 Bury..............16 7 6 Millwall.........16 7 4 Sheff Utd .....16 7 3 Bradford ......16 6 6 Scunthorpe..16 7 2 Chesterfield.16 7 2 Southend .....16 6 5 Peterboro ....16 6 3 Rochdale .....16 5 6 Port Vale......16 5 5 Colchester...16 5 5 Shrewsbury .16 5 2 Doncaster....16 4 5 Oldham ........16 2 10 Blackpool ....16 4 4 Fleetwood....16 4 3 Barnsley.......16 4 2 Swindon.......16 3 4 Crewe...........16 3 4
L F A 2 28 14 4 16 13 3 31 18 3 29 17 3 26 18 3 28 24 5 24 23 6 26 22 4 17 18 7 21 18 7 22 23 5 17 18 7 32 27 5 20 18 6 18 18 6 25 34 9 19 23 7 13 22 4 17 23 8 15 23 9 19 24 10 19 27 9 20 27 9 14 24
GdPts 14 32 3 32 13 31 12 31 8 27 4 27 1 25 4 24 -1 24 3 23 -1 23 -1 23 5 21 2 21 0 20 -9 20 -4 17 -9 17 -6 16 -8 16 -5 15 -8 14 -7 13 -10 13
D L F A 2 3 25 11 6 2 27 15 7 2 23 14 4 4 24 17 4 4 26 21 5 4 22 13 5 4 26 20 5 4 29 28 4 4 20 13 4 5 24 23 2 7 31 29 2 6 19 18 4 6 27 21 4 6 21 23 4 6 21 23 3 7 19 24 2 8 23 26 5 6 21 24 2 9 15 24 5 8 19 30 4 9 15 26 6 8 18 26 3 11 17 29 6 9 17 31
GdPts 14 35 12 30 9 28 7 28 5 28 9 26 6 26 1 26 7 25 1 25 2 23 1 23 6 22 -2 22 -2 22 -5 21 -3 20 -3 20 -9 17 -11 14 -11 13 -8 12 -12 9 -14 9
Championship P W Hull ...............16 10 Brighton.......16 9 Burnley ........16 9 Middlesbro..16 9 Derby Co .....16 8 Birmingham.16 8 Cardiff..........16 6 Reading .......16 6 Sheff Wed....16 6 Ipswich ........16 6 Brentford .....16 6 Fulham .........16 5 QPR..............16 5 Wolves .........16 5 Leeds U .......16 4 Blackburn....16 3 Preston ........16 3 Nottm For ....16 4 Huddersfld...16 3 Bristol C.......16 3 MK Dons......16 4 Charlton.......16 3 Bolton ..........16 1 Rotherham ..16 2
VARD LUCK: England’s record goalscorer Rooney and top Premier League net buster Vardy (inset) will both be unavailable in Alicante for boss Roy Hodgson (above)
League One
League Two P W Plymouth .....16 11 Oxford U ......16 8 Portsmouth .16 7 Acc Stanley .16 8 Northmpton.16 8 Mansfield.....16 7 Leyton O ......16 7 Carlisle.........16 7 Wycombe.....15 7 Wimbledon ..16 7 Morecambe.16 7 Bristol R.......15 7 Luton............16 6 Exeter...........16 6 Notts Co ......16 6 Crawley Tn ..16 6 Barnet ..........16 6 Cambridge...16 5 Hartlepool....16 5 Stevenage....16 3 Newport C ...16 3 York..............16 2 Yeovil............16 2 Dag & Red ...16 1
National League P W Cheltenham.20 11 Forest Grn ...20 12 Dover ...........20 10 Eastleigh......19 10 Grimsby .......20 8 Bromley .......20 10 Braintree T ..20 9 Lincoln C .....19 9 Wrexham .....19 9 Gateshead...19 9 Tranmere .....19 8 Macclesfld...20 9 Aldershot.....20 8 Chester FC ..20 8 Guiseley.......21 6 Woking.........19 7 Barrow .........21 7 Welling .........20 6 Altrincham...20 5 Boreham W .20 5 Torquay ........19 3 Southport ....18 3 K’minster.....20 1 FC Halifax....19 2
D 7 3 6 4 9 3 6 5 4 4 6 2 4 4 8 4 4 5 5 4 7 6 8 4
L F A 2 39 16 5 34 21 4 31 22 5 31 26 3 41 20 7 40 31 5 21 15 5 30 22 6 36 26 6 28 27 5 28 18 9 28 21 8 26 29 8 27 31 7 22 33 8 28 23 10 22 40 9 19 24 10 18 34 11 22 27 9 24 38 9 15 27 11 20 34 13 22 47
GdPts 23 40 13 39 9 36 5 34 21 33 9 33 6 33 8 32 10 31 1 31 10 30 7 29 -3 28 -4 28 -11 26 5 25 -18 25 -5 23 -16 20 -5 19 -14 16 -12 15 -14 11 -25 10
Scottish Premiership P W Celtic............14 11 Hearts ..........14 9 Aberdeen.....14 9 St Johnstne .14 7 Ross Co .......14 5 Hamilton ......14 5 Dundee ........14 4 Inverness.....14 4 Kilmarnock..14 4 Motherwell ..14 4 Partick .........14 2 Dundee U.....14 2
D 2 2 1 2 3 3 6 5 3 2 5 2
L F A 1 38 11 3 26 14 4 21 16 5 29 22 6 19 19 6 18 20 4 20 23 5 15 17 7 15 24 8 11 18 7 10 20 10 10 28
GdPts 27 35 12 29 5 28 7 23 0 18 -2 18 -3 18 -2 17 -9 15 -7 14 -10 11 -18 8
ENGLAND are facing a striker crisis for their big test against Spain. Wayne Rooney is definitely out — and in-form Jamie Vardy looks set to join him on the sidelines. Three Lions gaffer Roy Hodgson is left with just ONE fit striker then in Harry Kane. It means Gary Cahill will captain the side, with Rooney hopefully back to take on France next week. Hodgson said: “Sadly we do
By MARK NAYLOR not have a clean bill of health. Vardy is struggling with an injury he picked up on Saturday for Leicester. “We are working on it and will continue to do so, but he is unlikely to play against Spain.” But the gaffer is still looking forward to taking on the reigning European champions. He has faith in players like Kane to deliver and it also gives a chance for some of the
fringe players to stake their claim to be in the squad for France next summer. He added: “We have a very strong group of players here, I hope Jamie recovers and he can play in the second game against France.
Combinations “There are a lot of players who have performed well since the start of the season and have created serious competition for places. “The Euros are a long way away, the matches in March
will be more akin to the type of feeling we will experience in France, those games will help me select the squad looking ahead to next summer. “We will make changes over the two games coming up. “Wayne is the captain in our team. “But he won’t start the game against Spain. “We are keen not to fool people, even though he is sat alongside me today. “That is down to looking at
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SPAIN v ENGLAND — FRIDAY 7.45 ON ITV1 JUAN HAPPY MAN: Mata is relieved that Rooney can’t play against Spain
Mata: Wayne’s pain can be Spain’s gain
different combinations and he will start the game against France. “We are going to use the two games to look at combinations of players playing together. “It will be good to see how various combinations are developing.” Rooney agrees with his manager that it’s a blow to lose Vardy while he’s in such excellent form. The Leicester man has scored in his past nine Premier League games. Roo said: “He has been
incredible this season. It is a shame he has picked up the injury because it is a big chance for him to prove himself on an international level.”
Preparations Rooney also knows that the games against France and Spain will probably be a bigger test than the qualifiers that England cruised through with a 100 per cent win record. He added: “It is a tough game for us against Spain but one we are looking forward
to. We know we have the quality in our squad to give them a good game. Hopefully we can get a good result. “It is important in these games that the manager has the chance to see as many players as he can before the tournament.” And Rooney maintains that the players will take their preparationfornextsummer’s Euro finals more seriously than they have in the past. The skipper himself has been one of the worst offenders on that score, taking holidays
before big tournam ents and having family members around when he should be concentrating on his football. But time is running out f or him to taste victory in a Three Lions shirt — and he seems to be taking things a bit more seriously now. He said: “I think we’ve all been here before, before major tournaments. We have a good, exciting squad, but it is still young and we need to improve if we are to compete. “We are trying to do this in training and these games.”
JUAN MATA says Spain are delighted that Wayne Rooney will miss tonight’s clash with England. The forward says the Man United striker is still one of the best players on the planet. He thinks it’s ridiculous that there is constant talk in England that the skipper should stand aside and let Jamie Vardy and Harry Kane lead the Three Lions’ line. For Mata, there is still massive respect for Roo’s talents. The Spaniard said: “When we speak about Wayne we’re speaking about the captain of England and my team Manchester United. He’s a very important player. “He’s scored more goals than anyone in the English national team and at United. “I know he can play in different positions. At the end it’s Hodgson or Van Gaal who decides, but obviously if he’s close to the box he will score more. “I feel very proud to play alongside him in my team and it would have been very difficult to face him.” Mata thinks it will be a tough test against the Three Lions that has marched through Euro MOANING: Costa 2016 qualifying without thinks that is because he dropping a single point. is more bothered about Confidence fighting and moaning rather than putting the The United man says ball in the back of the net. confidence is massive Del Bosque has called among the England camp. on Costa to tone down the And that makes them a bad stuff while still tough opponent even in a keeping his spirit. mid-season friendly. He said: “We all know Mata added: “This team Costa’s character anyway. of England has a great “Maybe he should squad and above all smooth out his character a confidence. little bit and change some “I speak with Wayne day aspects of his behaviour, to day in Manchester and I but we don’t want to see him very happy with change him. the youth, ambition and “We knew what Diego capacity they have to win Costa was like when we something. brought him over and we “It’s a great test for us believe in him. because I consider them a “I wouldn’t say he’s big rival to win the Euros.” obliged to come here or Spain have some we’re obliged to pick him. problems of their own in “We bring him over as attack, with boss Vicente he’s a very useful player Del Bosque singling out for us. Diego Costa for some “We don’t bring him stick. here because we owe him The Chelsea striker has or because of a previous been a shadow of his agreement. It’s a question former self this season. of confidence.” His national coach
