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58 KAREN BORDADOR

The clubbing experience gets a tad too wild for our curious covergirl

Girl meets boy at club. Girl takes guy home to dirty apartment. Notso-clean fun ensues

12 CHLOE DAUDEN

68 RED DELA CRUZ The English countryside plays backdrop to a troop of schoolgirls’ brush with outdoor sex, courtesy of the FHM favorite

Count on the intoxicating properties of tequila to bomb this darling’s need to get randy

20 DANIELLE CASTAÑO

20 AVA JUGUETA

She may have the etiquette and poise of a beauty queen, but when it comes to intercourse, she’s got one hell of a bite

Singing and dancing may be her specialties, but fooling around while watching movies is how she spends her downtime

30 JEF GAITAN

12 DANICA TORRES

The Banana Nite mainstay takes elevator sex to scorching levels of awesomeness

She makes hot tub temperatures rise by diddling her man mere meters away from unsuspecting waitresses

38 PALOMA

2 KRISTEL MORENO

Our former sex guru shows you how to work up an appetite before a buffet dinner

Our covergirl is pulled over by the police for breaking one major road rule: don’t distract the driver

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48 SARAH GAUGLER On how to use lipstick in a kinkier fashion: on her man, before swapping spit

THREE: THE MAGIC NUMBER AHEAD OF THE CLASS HOLIDAY: CELEBRATE BLAME IT ON THE ALCOHOL WORKING GIRLS OUT IN THE OPEN FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

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7H T X L O D ‘When I’m drunk, I tend to do all sorts of things; I lose control over my body’

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I DO AGR EE T H AT SE X IS F UN. I T DOESN’ T M AT T ER W HO INI T I AT ES I T BET W EEN M Y BOY F RIEND A ND I —W E DO I T PAG T RIP L A NG N A MIN . A ND OF T EN, I L IK E COS T UMES A ND ROL E- PL AY ING. M AY COWGIR L COS T UME PA NG A A KO EH . BU T I USUA L LY JUS T DON SOME L INGERIE A ND DA NCE A ROUND SEDUC T I V ELY— PA R A NG PRODUC T ION NUMBER ! BU T M Y BOY F R IEND IS A CHOREOG R A PHER A ND I T HINK HE A PPRECI AT ES M Y DA NCE MOV ES IN T HE BEDROOM. While I like to play around and have fun while getting intimate, admittedly, I’m not experimental when it comes to positions. I really enjoy straight-up missionary sex—it’s more intimate because I can see your face. Sometimes I’d go on top when I want a good ab workout. Just kidding! But it’s when I’m drunk that things between us get even more fun. I admit that I like to drink; tequila is my favorite. When I’m drunk, I tend to do all sorts of things; I lose control over my body. And when I’m drunk, I always feel the urge to do it. One time, my boyfriend was taking me home from a party. I was feeling “it” so I kept kissing him in the car, letting him know what was on my mind. Nilalambing

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ko siya the whole way home. Sa sobrang lakas ng urge ko, halos hindi na kami umabot sa loob ng house—sa garage pa lang, we were making out so hard already. Niyaya ko siya to go inside the house and he agreed, but decided to take a quick shower first. Pang-tanggalamats siguro. So I proceeded to my bedroom to wait for him. When he finally made his way up to my room, he saw that I had fallen asleep. Wala na siyang nagawa , so he just went to sleep beside me. When we woke up, patay, may araw na ! We were a new couple then so I had to sneak him out—buti tulog pa yung parents ko. Kawawa naman siya—all that excitement for nothing, and only to get kicked out pa . Blame it on all that tequila!


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S O T H AT ’ S W H Y SHE L IK E S I T S OBE R 1 “When I drink, my chaser is always water. It takes a while for me to get really drunk that way and I get to enjoy more— both the party and what comes after.” 2 “But that being said, my boyfriend and I prefer sober sex kasi we last much longer than if we’re drunk.” 3 “I’ve never hooked up with a stranger either—parang hindi ata safe yung lasing ka and you barely know who you’re with.” 4 “And more often than not, you won’t have protection!”



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S UR E Y OU ’ V E S E E N HE R BE F OR E 7, 2 0 1 Chloe’s combined Twitter and Instagram followers 4 awards in 2011 Miss World 2nd Princess, Miss Kapuso World, Miss Petron Blaze, Miss SMDC Fish Chloe’s spirit animal: she swims effortlessly, says it’s her favorite pet, and was born under the sign on the Pisces 4 3 ,10 0 h i t s for ‘Chloe 26k girl’—she first stood out as one of Deal of No Deal’s 26K girls



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‘H e was act u al l y b l e e d i ng , a nd hi s fa c e wa s s o s er i o u s , b u t I j us t ke p t on l a ug hi ng ’

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Actually, I’ve bitten all of my boyfriends. I’ d tell yo u it’ s so meth ing I d o t o g et o u t o f an awkw ard situ at io n, o r t o keep th ing s l i g h t and excit ing , b u t it co u ld j u s t as easily b e any o f my qu i rks . Medyo baliw ako eh . I lik e b i t i ng a g u y’ s lip s— lig h tly o r p ro b ab l y a little mo re th an so . I like t aking a qu ick, p layf u l b i t e at t h eir arm, t o o . It su rp rises t h em t h e first t ime, b u t so o n t h ey g et u sed to it . This was over three years ago. I’ve been single for so long and I’m only just dating people now. I can’t remember if it was at my ex’s place or mine, but we’d usually be hanging out at each other’s place. I had a little bit to drink and we were getting intimate in the sofa. When I kiss I like to close my eyes; his eyes were closed, too. Our kisses were warm and I was fully into the moment, until he went, “Aaaaaaaw!” We were still lip-to-lip. I opened my eyes and he pulled away. He licked and fingered his lower lip. I was, like, “Oh my God!” He was actually bleeding, and his face was so serious, but I just kept on laughing. It was nothing serious, after that he was fine naman. I still do it, I still bite people’s lips, but probably gentler. I don’t bite it right away. I suck at it first, and then I bite. When I nibbled on that same guy’s lips after what happened, he’d go, “Ooooh” and he’d get anxious and skittish. I think when you love someone, you’re supposed to be passionate and unpredictable—that’s part of the excitement.

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OTHER MAN-PARTS DANI CASTAÑO LIKES TO SINK HER TEETH INTO

Arms

“That’s where I easily get attracted to, it’s sexy.”

Tummies “Hmmm…”

Thighs

“…And not anywhere lower. Ayoko ng paa!”

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F— THE POLICE! “A guy and I were kissing inside a parked car, and we were about to get into ‘it’ when a bunch of MMDA officials got suspicious. The car was unlocked so when they lifted the latch, the driver’s door opened halfway and I pulled it back really quick. They told us to get out of the car, but we drove off. They tried to follow us, but they couldn’t catch us. I know it was bad but all we could do was laugh.”

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THREE = THE MAGIC NUMBER B E CAU S E S E X W I T H MOR E T H A N ON E P E R S ON I S B E T T E R G I R LS CAN B E VOYE U RS, TOO My friends and I like to party a lot, but it’s this attractive couple in our group that are usually the last ones standing whenever we drink. So one night, we hung out at a friend’s house. Everyone was already stoned and drunk. One by one we passed out in random places of the house. I happened to pass out near the kitchen where the couple was flirting. I could hear them fooling around so I opened my eyes to get a clearer look. They were both naked, my guy friend fondling his girl down there. I could see her muffling her moans and the sight made me feel hot myself. The guy then turned her on her back, grabbing her breasts before entering her from behind. It was my first time to see a live show and I knew I just had to do something. So I slipped my finger under my skirt and entertained myself. I did my own thing as my friends finished each other off. They never found out that I saw them. Maybe I’ll only tell them just when I’m ready to join in next time. By Voyeurista

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me up and said they were done, and that my gay friend already left as he showered. I couldn’t stop laughing after I told him that I already went home too. He cheated and broke his promise, and I just did the same–albeit in a different manner. And if he were ever to bother me again, I would let his friends know what had just transpired. By Mshyde

IT’S PAYBACK TI M E

TH R E E’S NOT A CROWD

Some guys have a lot of nerve–exboyfriends specifically. They inquire if you want to have sex with them on the side, while they are already in a relationship with another. An ex that cheated on me was asking if I wanted to make love to him. I agreed, but I told him I’d have to punish him. He didn’t care what that meant. So I checked in at some discreet place and texted him the room number. He was surprised to see my gay friend there—I said it was a threesome and it was his punishment! I told him that before he decided, he’d get to touch me first. He drowned his face into my ample breasts, sucking them and futilely trying to get most of them into his mouth. He licked me everywhere until I climaxed. I kept on telling him not to stop, even if his tongue was already very tired, until I climaxed again. I told him I wanted more. He fondled me, I came again. I then found myself stroking his shaft and spitting on it for lubrication, it was so hard and engorged. My canal was also so wet and I had a very strong urge to shove it in, but I said he had to be punished first. He was probably so horny at the time, too, so he finally agreed. I told him I didn’t want to watch, and that I’d wait in the room next door. I instructed him to call me when they were done–to his relief I guess. After some time he called

I used to work for a big car company as an insurance coordinator. Three months into my job, I was called to my boss’s office for being consistently late. I was scared because being called to his cube was like being called to the principal’s office. Inside were the three operations heads; one of them was my crush. One of my bosses said that considering I was under probation, they needed to know what I intended to do about it. Looking at my crush with so much shame, I told them it wouldn’t happen again. They all agreed to give me one more month to see if there would be any improvement. After thanking them, my crush went behind my seat and placed both his hands on my shoulders. He told me we should celebrate my second chance—blushing, I said sure. We went to a bar in Ortigas. I told all my guy friends that we just had a late meeting. It was just the four of us, and I was seated right next to my crush. At first I was really shy to be out with the three of them, but after a few rounds of beer and body shots, we all started to get along. After a round, one of them jokingly said that I tasted real good—I drunkenly taunted them. After that, we all checked in at a motel. I thought we’d be going to different rooms but after my crush and I went inside our room, the other two followed. Hesitant and drunk, I begged them to come one at a time. Being extremely horny, we all actually couldn’t care less. I started sucking off my crush while giving hand jobs to the other two. We did it all night long. For the grand finale, when the other two were tired, it was down to my crush and me. I rode him hard and we went doggy. After everything, I pulled him close and whispered to him that he was way better than the other two. By Big_one

‘ Hesit ant and drunk, I begged them to come o ne at a time. Being extremely horn y , w e all actually couldn’ t care les s . I st arted sucki ng off my crush whi l e giv ing hand job s to the other t w o’

My hubby and I are the adventurous type. One of our fantasies was to do it with somebody watching. However, we didn’t want to do it with somebody we know so we decided to book a female home massage therapist. And so, we did it. Nearing the end of my massage, he suddenly removed the towel covering my body to the surprise of the therapist. He started licking me down there; I was so wet already by the time so I just let all my inhibitions go. As planned, I acted as if I didn’t want to do it so as not to embarrass the therapist—but to our surprise the therapist said, “Okay lang yan, ma’am!” My hubby and I looked at

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each other and smiled. That made us really hot and wild and wanting to do the deed even more. Once in a while, my hubby would grab the therapist’s hands and make her massage me while doing it. We tried different positions. After everything, we gave her a hefty tip with the reminder to keep what she saw a secret. By Sexylulu



‘I couldn’t resist, feeling more turned on a s I hea rd t he d i ngi ng sou nd’

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I am a very adventurous and playful person—always up for anything, anytime! And I mean that with everything I do.

I took up nursing a few years back, and I lost count of the times I got complimented on how sexy I looked in my nursing uniform—all white, fit in the right spots, exuding a kind of innocence that teased my then-boyfriend. I found it absurd, until things got steamy one night after he picked me up from class and showed me that he was really turned on by his naughty nurse fantasy. My boyfriend, apparently, was more adventurous than I was. We were on our way to Ortigas to meet his sister in a condominium when he started to give me this familiar look—the usual look he’d give when he’s in the mood. We rushed up to the condo, not wanting to make his sister wait long for us. Right before we got in the elevator, he suddenly grabbed me and started kissing me. I couldn’t resist, feeling more turned on as I heard the dinging sound. He grabbed me and pushed me against the wall of the hallway. I felt my back pressing on the elevator buttons. It was eight in the evening, just in the height of rush hour in the Metro, but it didn’t stop us from our naughty sexcapade along the hallways of the condo. As lucky and as unusual as it may sound, the 32 FH M LADIES’ CONFESSIONS 2013 VOL.7

coast was clear. We had the hallway to ourselves…or at least until the next lift of the elevator arrived. He hiked up my white skirt, pulled my sheer white stockings down, as he passionately groped me everywhere. By that time, we really couldn’t care less if people started rushing out of the elevator. His foreplay got me started and I knew we had


to go all the way. We were both so turned on, getting more excited at the thought that we could get caught. Believe it or not, we both finished just before the elevator gave off another “ding!” We made it just in time to meet his sister for late dinner. We were both smirking at the thought that we had done the deed in the time it took for an elevator’s roundtrip. www.fhm.com.ph

AHEAD OF THE CLASS NAUG H T Y C O E D S , O R G M AT E S , A N D ST U DE N T C OU NC I L PRESIDENTS ACHIEVE HIGHER LEARNING THROUGH M I S B E H AV I N G CLASS ACT This experience happened six years ago. I was in fourth-year high school then. I had a boyfriend at the time and I was studying in a co-ed school. I can still remember the time we did something really unbelievable in our English class. There were 36 students and the teacher to be exact. My boyfriend and I were both seated at the end of the row. Suddenly, he asked me to put my leg up. I did as I was told, then he slipped his finger inside my skirt. He teased me further by inserting them inside my panties. I got really wet. He bowed his head to cover for what he was doing. It felt so good that I had to muffle my moans. After which he said, “Bigay mo sa akin yang suot mong panty.” I did—but only when the class was dismissed. We continued what we’d started back in his place. By Mickey

ORG MATES MATE I had an experience with an orgmate who’s older than me. He’s cute and gentlemanly. Turns out he’s a sexual predator, too, and he drove me wild. I didn’t notice him at all in school until our organization’s party. He told me that he had a crush on me, but I just laughed it off because I thought he was just drunk. He offered me a ride home, after which we exchanged numbers. We went out for drinks and chitchat until our topic got intimate. We started talking about our wildest experiences. I was getting tipsy so I told him I wanted to try car sex someday. I didn’t know that “someday” would come so fast. When we went back to the car, he kissed me and started to caress my body. He touched me from my breasts down to my legs. He’s a good kisser and he had an addictive smell that blew me away. I kissed him deeply, wanting more. At first it was a bit awkward seeing people pass by but we were so horny. I took my top off; he took off his bottoms. I kissed him from his neck down to his navel

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and further down. A minute later I was on top, riding him hard and fast. He caressed my breasts and flicked his tongue on my nipples. It was such an incredible turn-on so I pumped faster until I climaxed like never before. After I came, I gave him a major working over. Since I was still wet he took me from behind doggy style and slammed me so hard. I kept exclaiming, “Oh yeah!” until my mouth went dry. I came again. When it was his turn, I licked his balls until he blew his load. By Baddasss

LITTLE SISTE R SCOR ES I’ve always been “anti-experimentation” throughout my academic life, which turned out to be pretty ironic because of what happened when I went to Caliraya on vacation. I was there with my boyfriend and his family—particularly his younger sister. We drank one night and before I knew it, I was super drunk. My boyfriend wasn’t too keen on turning in yet, so he sent me to bed, a big one that we shared, along with his equally inebriated sister. Instead of immediately passing out after he left to rejoin the party, something much more interesting happened. I don’t know what came over me but I indulged my bicurious feelings

with his feisty younger sibling. To make it even more deviant, I was a working girl and she, a college student. She was also very good. It was only afterward that I found out that unbeknown to her family, she was a notorious lesbian in school. By Noelle

STU DE NT LEADE R R EVOLTS I was the student council president back in college, and one of the perks was having an office to stay in. One project of mine was a concert by MYMP, for which my boyfriend volunteered as a committee member. During the concert night, I was feeling electric and wanted to get hot. I approached him in the entrance booth and we searched for some place to make out. We found a corner around the gymnasium but I thought of a better idea: To do it in the office. We hurriedly went to the dark office, locked the door, and closed the windows. While students were happily singing with Juris, we were there in the office having sex on my table. Since then, we’d always go to school early and have sex. So as not to be obvious because of the shadows, we do it behind the door, sitting on a monobloc chair, with me riding him on top. By Chrissy

‘ I wa s o n t o p , ri d i n g h i m h a rd a n d f a s t . He c a re s s e d m y b re a s t s a n d f l i ck e d his tongue on my nipples. It wa s s u ch a n i n c re d i b l e turn-on so I pumped faster until I climaxed like n e ve r b e f o re ’



‘I kept stroking his neck, casually kissing his ears and touching him down there’

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F HM G O T M E A S A S E X G U R U B E C A U S E I H AV E T HE K N O W L E D G E AND THE EXPERIENCE TO HELP OTHER PEOPLE IMPROVE THEIR SEX L I V E S . B U T A S M U C H A S I WA N T T O S AY I K N O W I T A L L , M A S A R A P PA R IN A NG B AWAT E X P E R I E N C E E H . IB A PA R IN A NG B AWAT IS A . My ex-boyfriend and I used to go to the movies and dine in fancy restaurants. As much as I loved cooking for him, we made sure to try something special whenever we had the time. He took me to a buffet in a hotel around the Pasig area, where we were reserved to have lunch. For some unsurprising reason, I was really in the mood to tease him on our way to the hotel. I kept stroking his neck, casually kissing his ears and touching him down there. Take note: We were going to the hotel not to check in, but to dine in. Fast forward to the parking lot, we were both in the mood to do the deed.


He parked the car and dragged me to the nearest communal bathroom in the parking area. It was a little past lunch time, so the chances of someone who’d had a sumptuous meal rushing to the bathroom were really big, but by that time we couldn’t care less. We were both in the mood to do it right then and there. We torridly kissed, him pushing me against the bathroom door while I unzipped his pants. I gave him head before he sat me on the sink and did me. We finished in 15 minutes—just in time because we could hear people outside. The adrenaline and excitement turned us on. It was a good quickie that made us hungrier and a lot more ready for the buffet we were about to eat. You could tell we were up to something naughty because we couldn’t stop laughing it off at our buffet table. People may misconstrue me as someone who’s just in it for the fun, but I am actually very sentimental and malambing. I may come off as a know-it-all when it comes to sex, but what they don’t know is that having the right amount of confidence turns women on. Just like anyone who’s in love, I do the little things, like cooking for my guy. And good sex, I must say, is just the cherry on top of it all. I am a one-man woman, and I wouldn’t have second thoughts about giving him everything.


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Choose no time “I’d do it anytime with my guy. I like guys who know how to work their way.” Enjoy the benefits “It makes you glow! Your guy could actually help you get smooth skin, if you know what I mean… I researched about it!” Know when to play “I still do it with my toys. I like using sex toys, but I think we should always remember to use it moderately. Masakit masobrahan ng fun!” Experience needed “Unless you’re up for nagging phone calls and extra emotional men, don’t do it with a virgin. Naloloka sila!”

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H O LI DAY: C E L E B R ATE!

S U M M E R O U T I N G S , S TAY C AT I O N S , A N D E X C U R S I O N S B R I NG OU T T H E K I N K Y I N T H E S E B A K A SYON I STA S KWE NTONG BAR B E RO It was Holy Thursday when my guy invited me to stay in their house for a family weekend. I didn’t go home to my province since I didn’t want to get caught in the holiday rush so I decided to stay in my boarding house. I prepared for my guy to fetch me at around 1 p.m. When he arrived, I thought we would proceed directly to their house, but turns out he had to pick up some DVDs his father forgot at their barbershop. Most establishments were closed that time, and we both became horny when we went inside the shop. He sat down on the barber’s chair and asked me to give him head. I enjoyed seeing myself reflected multiple times in the mirrors. We moved to the cashier’s table and he penetrated me from behind. We ended in the missionary position, our first time ever seeing ourselves making love surrounded by mirrors. When we arrived at their house, nobody suspected anything. I spent the whole weekend in their house and nothing naughty happened, there was no chance and no place. Even if we were together in their house, we just kept on texting about how happy and enjoyable Thursday was. By Sweeths

And then the night came. Though we wanted to be wild, we were hesitant because the place was so quiet that we might disturb other guests. But we were thankful the next morning when we heard the sound of a lawnmower that could muffle the noise. So we began. He tied me to the four corners of our bed, put some cream on my body, from foot to neck, then licked it all off of me. After that, I tied him up and used honey on him instead of cream. We moved to the chair where we continued our oral exploration. We proceeded with a 69 position and I couldn’t contain my moans. He then climbed on top of me and entered me in a missionary position. After, we did it doggy-style till we both climaxed. We rested for an hour, then we opened the back window and continued our thrilling, wild, and romantic escapade. We were careful to not let the other guests on the zip line see our crazy activities. I felt tired. But things were definitely loud because that lawnmower had stopped half an hour into things. By Nyb

‘ After, we did i t doggy-st yle til l w e both climaxed. We rested for an hour, then we opened the back window and continued our thrilling, wild, and romantic escapade’

COU PLE MAKES NOISE My guy planned our anniversary with a special surprise: He booked us an overnight stay in a mountain resort. I allow my guy to be adventurous and wild during our special day—but with a few conditions: no anal and no swallowing. We first enjoyed the place and its amenities as soon we got there. www.fhm.com.ph

‘SOR RY, WE’R E CLOSE D’

One summer, my ex was invited by his aunt to manage a boutique for more than a month. While his aunt was on vacation, it was only him and the helper watching the store. Of course, we’d always take advantage of the situation. Every day, he’d instruct the helper to go home. There was a mini office on the second floor—we did it there and it was the first time I did it in front of a big mirror. Doing it inside the fitting room was an even hornier experience. We tried the stairs, too. Sometimes we’d facebook.com/FHM.ph stwitter.com/fhmphil sfhmphilofficial

even fuck while wearing the items from the shop. We’d do it almost every day! By Nyb

HOT, HOT H EAT I went with two friends to the Hot Air Balloon Festival last February—a guy (who I like and flirt with) and this girl who was also part of my photography group. It was a hot day, and after the morning show we went to the terminal and decided to check in at a nearby hotel before going back to Manila for a quick shower. That was supposedly the only reason we checked in. I took a shower first, then my girl friend went after me, leaving me and my guy friend alone in the room. After staring at me, he suddenly kissed me on the cheeks. I didn’t give him any hint to stop; I guess the room just made me feel horny. I looked at him, then we started kissing. He started kissing my lips, down to my neck then my breasts. He slipped his fingers down and started to play around—the feeling made me want more, but we were afraid that our friend might catch us. I wanted to say stop but we both wanted more, so he said, “Just a quickie.” We did it standing up near the door for five minutes. I never thought I could do it, that I could have an affair. I was in a rocky relationship with my boyfriend that time. Our friend never caught us and I was still in that mixed-up state, thinking if it really happened. On our way to Manila I sat beside my girl friend, but we kept on exchanging text messages. We started planning how we would do it again—we were both bitin and we both wanted more. So we pretended to go our separate ways. Then I met my guy friend again and we checked in somewhere for five hours. I like how he licked me—no guy has ever done that to me, not even my boyfriend. We met again after two days. I was confused but I know we were just friends with benefits. We still hang out with friends and pretend nothing happened or is happening between us. By Kreyzhee LADIES’ CONFESSIONS 2013 VOL.7 2013 FH M 47

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O n e t i m e , I wa s h a n g i n g o u t w i t h a f r i e n d a t h i s p l a c e . O u r f r i e n d s h i p wa s p l a t o n i c — we j u s t e n j oye d c h i l l i n g o u t . O u t o f n ow h e r e , h e s t a r t e d r i f l i n g t h r o u g h my b a g , l o o k i n g f o r s o m e t h i n g . I h a d n o i d e a w hy h e wo u l d d o t h a t ! M ay b e h e wa n t e d t o c h e c k o u t w h a t wa s i n s i d e h o p i n g t o f i n d a ny t h i n g i n t e r e s t i n g o r we i r d ? I t m u s t h ave b e e n n a ï ve o f m e t o n o t r e a l i z e t h a t t h i s wa s p r o b a b l y h i s way o f m a k i n g p a - c u t e . I didn’t know if I was going to get annoyed or intrigued, especially when he pulled out my red lipstick from my bag. This was where it got odder: He smeared it on his lips and playfully started to attack me with his red-lipped mouth! Naturally, I got into the spirit of things and grabbed my lipstick back from him, put some on as well, and got my revenge. It was a frenzy of

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harutan, each of us trying to get as much lipstick as possible on the other person! It felt like a game, but there was this intense energy surrounding us. From just chilling out, all of a sudden we were really at it, laughing and jumping on the bed. It was so funny, and so crazy! And it got even crazier—in all that red lipstick-ed madness, the next thing I knew, we had already started kissing for real. Maybe the whole thing was an excuse for us to finally get some sexual tension out of the way, or maybe it was just a random, randy romp. But it’s pretty obvious how that hang out session ended. We both won the red lipstick game!



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B L A M E IT O N TH E ALC O H O L TOO MUCH LIQUOR CA N GET YOU FLUSH E D AN D STUMBLING ALL OVER THE PLACE –BUT IT ALSO GOT THESE LADIES IN THE MOOD DRINKS LEAD TO GIRL-ON-GIRL I had a sexual encounter with a girl one Friday. I met her over drinks. She got drunk and ended up spending the night in my condo. I didn’t expect the sex to be so amazing. I licked her breasts down to her navel. Then I ate her pussy. She was really drunk, and the next morning she woke up naked and asked me if we had done anything. I told her what had happened and she smiled at me. I was surprised when she started kissing me torridly. I couldn’t help myself so I started undressing to do the deed once again! By Kiki

MAGIC! It was Valentine’s Day and I was hanging out at this dorm with some people. It was a gathering of single people, so this guy offered me a drink. I accepted it. He sat down next to me and we ended up talking. When I asked him what he did for a living, he got his wallet and when he opened it, flames came out. “I’m a magician,” he said. I’d never met a professional magician before so I was really intrigued, and also buzzed. I asked him to show me more tricks and he said he wanted to work on a new one that involved making my underwear disappear. Suddenly I felt horny so I said we could go to his room where we could practice. It was a dorm, and he had a roommate—who was asleep at the time. Nevertheless, we had to do it quietly. I had to bite his shoulder the entire time to keep from making noise and waking up the others. I thought it was kinkier that way. By Amy Sina

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good drunks. Sometimes we get so smashed that we end up parking somewhere and sleeping there instead of forcing a drive home. But one particular night, we decided to take advantage of the situation. My guy, his head spinning from the party we just came from, decided to pull the car over on a side street in Quezon City. His car was tinted and I thought instead of it being a boring night of nothingness, we should get naughty. My guy was passed out so I pulled his zipper down and worked him. When it was fully erect, I positioned myself on top of him by lowering the driver’s seat. I rode him as he slept; impressively it was hard enough to last a couple of minutes. But still I felt bitin, so I finished myself off with a vibrator. Where did I get it? In his glove compartment, because I am such a girl scout. By Tender-nina

well because whenever we were drunk, he would make naughty advances. It started one night after a dive trip, when we decided to have a few shots at another friend’s house. The tequila was going around fast and suddenly the hands of my diving instructor were getting playful. He whispered in my ear that we leave and head for one of the empty rooms. Horny and tipsy, I obliged. He kissed me passionately, his tongue caressing mine. He removed my pants and underwear and started eating me out like there was no tomorrow. I returned the favor by giving him intense head, his moaning told me he enjoyed it. When we were done with the pre-game stuff, I told him to mount me, missionary style. We lasted for about half an hour before climaxing together in each other’s arms. Every dive trip, we make it a point to secretly disappear and have a diving session of our own. By Princessfishy

‘ S he go t dr unk a nd e nde d up s pe nding t he night in m y c o ndo . I didn’ t e x pe c t t he s e x t o be s o a m a z ing. I lick e d he r bre a s t s do w n t o he r na v e l. T he n I a t e he r pus s y . S he w a s re a lly dr unk , a nd t he ne x t m o rning s he w o k e up na k e d a nd a s k e d m e if w e ha d do ne a ny t hing’

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‘I knew I was buzzed because when I saw the pictures afte rward. my underwear was already on display for eve ryone to see’ PHOTOGRAPHY

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’ve been dating this guy for a while and if I could only say one thing, then it would be that the chemistry between us is crazy, crazy good. We went out for his birthday party in one of those clubs that used to be so hot: Fiamma. It’s not there anymore, but I have so many memories in that place. It was a big party and all his friends were there, all my friends were there, too–which was great because I really thought this guy was the bomb and I wanted to introduce them to him. We were all having fun, and soon the alcohol started affecting our already good chemistry. I don’t even remember who initiated it. At first holdingholding lang. Chancing. Then kisses on the cheeks, later on the mouth…then before I knew it I was already perched on his lap. I knew I was buzzed because when I saw the pictures afterward, my underwear was already on display for everyone to see! But they probably didn’t notice since we were also making out like wild animals. I had my red lipstick on and it was getting all over his face. Little by little, his friends

‘I was way horny and I wanted it so bad. I thought, sige na nga and pulled down my tube top and put his hands on my boobs’ started leaving because he wasn’t paying attention to them at all. Obviously, he was too busy getting face-painted by my lips. Note that he’s not actually the type to get freaky in public, so it shocked his friends because he’s usually so prim and proper. As for me…well, you can probably tell that I didn’t care so much. So his buddies left without being able to say goodbye–hiyang-hiya sila to pull him away to say goodbye because we were so in the zone. Eventually we had to leave, too, and he drove me to my condo. Of course, I asked if he wanted to “fix up” at my place,

but we both knew I had something naughty in mind. When we got upstairs to my room, though, that’s when I realized I had a problem. My old condo was pretty dirty and messy— make that very messy, it looked like a disaster zone more than a living place. We got in and started making out in the dark, but I was already so worried that if he saw the mess it would be a massive turn-off. He tried turning on the light, and in panic, I shrieked, “No!” and swatted his hand away from the switch. He tried to lift me up onto a table instead, and the reward he got for his effort was feeling something sticky with his hands! He thought, “Oh my God, ang dumi ng girl na ’to, pero okay lang. May potential.” I know this because he told me afterward and I was so embarrassed. In between all my damage control and fumbling in the dark, we were still getting hot and heavy, we didn’t even take our clothes off yet. Somehow we found our way to my bed but then it was his turn to have a problem—he couldn’t get it in. I started slapping him in drunken disappointment. I was way horny and I wanted it so bad. I thought, sige na nga and pulled down my tube top and put his hands on my boobs. The boobs always work, ha ha! It was all the encouragement he needed, and we had a lot of fun that night. Though, I made sure to kick him out way before the sun came up!

‘They say if there are three of you, it’s a threesome. But if it’s just two of you, it’s a twosome. But if you’re all alone, and you have nothing to do, then you’re handsome!’

SHE’S A DOG “ S e x i s fu n b e c a u s e y o u b r i ng o u t t h e a n i m a l i n you ! S o i f y o u ’ r e a puss y c a t , y o u ’ r e a puss y c a t . If y o u ’ r e a c u d d l y te ddy b e a r, y o u ’ r e a te ddy b e a r. I f y o u ’ r e a ta r s i e r h o l d i n g o n to th a t… st i c k o f y o u r s , the n y o u ’ r e a ta r s i e r ! It dep e n d s w ha t a n i m a l , b u t i t’s r e a l l y fu n . M y s p i r i t a ni m a l i s a d o g — b e c a u s e t h e r e ’s o n l y o ne s ty l e , h a h a ! B u t o ne t h i n g I’ v e l e a r ne d i s t h a t w e s ho ul d n ’t b e a s messy as animals! B e c a us e yo u n e v e r k n o w w h e n i t ’s g o i n g to h a p p e n … ”

“What’s the difference between 69 and 6.9? Well, both are great, kaso lang the other one has a period!”

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WORKING GIRLS C L O C K I N G I N O V E RT I M E R E A P S S E X U A L PAY O F F S PE RVE RT TI M I NG I’m normally a jeans-type of girl, but I wore a miniskirt to work one time due to the strong rain and floods. My legs were super visible from my cubicle and I just put a hand towel over my lap to protect myself from getting ogled at. When lunchtime came, I found myself eating alone due to the absence of my workmates. A client approached me, trying to follow up on a business proposal. We chitchatted while I was having my lunch when suddenly he asked me why I was covering my legs. He told me my legs were gorgeous and that I shouldn’t cover them up. I blushed and replied, “Mahirap na, baka tigasan ka eh.” It was so awkward and I just followed it up with a sheepish laugh. He was surprised by my reply but laughed it off as well. Before this, he kept asking me out to lunch or snacks or just to hang out. But despite his good looks, I constantly turned down all his invitations because he’s married. As I was packing my lunch, he suddenly grabbed the towel from my lap. I assumed he saw my undies and I was shocked at what he did. I tried to get the towel back but to no avail. He tried to kiss me so I did my best to avoid him. But then suddenly, right then and there he opened his zipper and started masturbating in front of me. I ran out of the pantry and notified the nearest person I came across. He was so embarrassed and since then, I didn’t see his face again. By blazingshie

friend for at least four nights. My guy was to sleep in his friend’s apartment. The job fair was going to run for two days. After registration on our first day, my guy and I spent the next day at the job fair and the bar in the evening. By the second day, I felt tired and didn’t want to go because of the long lines. My guy whispered that he knew about a nearby inn with a “love chair.” I asked him what a love chair was, and he just said I’d find out soon enough. We arrived at the inn right away, and I was surprised when I entered the room and saw it. Both of us were tired, but after just ten minutes, I couldn’t resist my curiosity. We tried different positions, a very memorable one had me lying on my back with both legs hanging as if giving birth—with my guy sitting below and eating me out. We checked in around 10 a.m. and left at 8 p.m. We made love thrice, but I’ve lost track of how many times I came. When I got back, everyone was woried because they’d been trying to reach me since 7. I told them my phone was low batt and I just watched a movie to relax. By Nyb

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N IG HT DI FFE R E NTIAL One day, my boss asked me if I could stay after work to finish some documents. I agreed. After all the people in the office had left, my boss entered my cubicle and leaned close to me as I was typing something on my computer. He went near my neck, inhaled, and said, “You smell good.” I didn’t react and continued to work when he kissed my ear. I tried stopping him but I was really getting turned on with what he was doing. In no time, he was in front of me. I was still seated in my chair just staring at him as he undid the facebook.com/FHM.ph stwitter.com/fhmphil sfhmphilofficial

buttons of my blouse. He caressed my boobs and kissed me on the lips. I was getting horny so I kissed him back, torridly. As he undid my bra, he sucked my nipple while his other hand was busy playing with my other breast. He stopped and invited me into his office. I gladly obliged. He laid me down on his table, and this aroused me so much. He teased me and told me that he would do me whenever, and wherever, he wanted. He lifted my skirt up, took off my panties, and started licking my pussy. I moaned loudly because I knew that there was nobody left to hear me in the office. After eating me out, he inserted a finger in me, and moved it in and out to torture me. I begged him to take me after he inserted another finger inside. Nodding, he inserted his cock inside me and I was shocked. It was huge and I felt really full. He started pumping me hard and fast as I madly kissed him. I moaned so loudly because I didn’t care if someone was listening anymore. When he was about to come, he asked if he could blow his load in me. I said yes. It felt so good. As we fixed ourselves up, I turned around to see if anyone had seen us. I saw the half open door so it was possible someone had seen us do the nasty. It turned out to be exactly the case. As we left his office, a janitor passed by and smiled at me. By Kiki

CUSTOM E R IS ALWAYS R IG HT I’m a dancer at one of the local girly bars in Quezon City. I’m used to guys ogling and groping me but sometimes when the customer is cute, I can’t help but give in, even if it’s against our rules. One hot guy who always asked for me invited me to his place after my shift and I agreed. He was sweet and always requested for my company. We clicked because we could talk about almost anything. When we got there he couldn’t even wait and began working his fingers on me while licking my neck. I was so aroused that I bent down, pulled down his boxer briefs and gave him the best blowjob I could. He was so sweet because he asked me to stop and kiss for a while because he was in no hurry because he really liked me. So I gave him a hand job instead and we made out like teenagers the rest of the night…with some heavy petting of course. By Starbeam LADIES’ CONFESSIONS 2013 VOL.7 2013 FH M 67

‘J u s t a s m y und e r wear was ab o u t to c o me o ff, we he a rd s om e t hi ng make a n o ise b eh in d u s…’

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One of the funniest experiences I’ve ever had was when my guy and I were in the U K for a wedding. It was a Saturday and we were out in the countryside. It was one of those magical English summer days, I remember the warm sunshine and how I felt every breeze on my face and skin. It was so peaceful, no hints whatsoever of any city noise, just the rustling of leaves and the different sounds insects made. These kept us both in a good mood. We’d been running late all day but we’re just too happy to notice it. We both knew that this feeling would eventually lead us to doing something very naughty. The wedding reception was in a beautiful and romantic country house with a huge garden adjacent to a forest. I really can’t describe it better than to say that it was like something out of a fairy tale. I don't normally drink much, but things got a bit out of hand after we toasted to the couple’s future. A few glasses of champagne later, I was feeling a bit tipsy. I was wearing a little black dress—maybe not the most suitable attire for an English wedding, but it sure made me feel sexy. My guy was looking so pogi in his suit; he never gets a chance to wear one in tropical Manila. I can’t quite remember what happened next or whose idea it was. All I’m certain of is that we both got caught in the moment: the romantic locale, the atmosphere, the alcohol, and the mood this combination put us in. We snuck out of the reception, walking hand-in-hand through the woods to look for the ideal spot to satisfy our urges. After a couple of minutes wandering around, we found the perfect spot.

We felt so hot and horny out in the fresh air. We were all over each other soon enough: tugging at our clothes, kissing, grabbing, pulling, and touching. A few moments later, my little black dress hung on a nearby branch alongside my guy’s suit. We continued to grope each other, squishing our faces together, and letting our hands wander freely.

‘We snuck out of the reception, walking hand-inhand through the woods to look for the ideal spot to satisfy our urges’

Just as my underwear was about to come off, we heard something make a noise behind us. We both turned…and there they were: Standing about 20 feet from us were an elderly lady teacher and around 10 teenage girls. We froze, not knowing what to say or do. Neither did they. We all just stood there and stared at each other for what seemed like ages. Still in shock, I tried to grab our clothes off of the tree, but my body wouldn’t move right. My boyfriend got a hold of me right before I fell on my ass. It was then that madam teacher finally gathered her thoughts. She said, calmly, “Well, students, I believe I saw some squirrels over this way. Come on now children, move along.” And off they went. My boyfriend and I burst out laughing once they were gone. Only in England could people be so calm and polite in such an embarrassing situation. We later found out that the woods were also near the local girl’s school.

They go there every Saturday for the nature trail, taking photos of the wildlife. I wonder if anyone documented that day’s “wild” creatures? Ha ha! We knew we had pushed our luck enough so we quickly got dressed and got back to the party. We spent the rest of our time there sitting and giggling uncontrollably. The other guests must have thought, “These people from the

Philippines are crazy!” Finally, we excused ourselves from the reception and headed back to our hotel. We weren’t tired or embarrassed by what happened, we just wanted to continue our botched plan. Only this time around we did it indoors and away from prying eyes—but I’m pretty sure the guests next door heard everything that happened!



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Why is sex

“They say the best sex is the one you have with someone you have a special connection with. That’s when you also find the fun and humor in sex. At that point, sex is anything goes—and you see the fun in almost everything that you do. You can be in a room full of friends, family, or even strangers and still be able to give each other a look that can both remind you of that naughty little secret you share. Try it out with your couple friends—if you’re out with them and they suddenly smirk at each other, #alamna!”

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OUT IN THE OPEN THE SE HONEYS ALL KNOW IT: THERE’S MORE TO INTERCOURSE THAN THE FOUR CORNERS OF A BEDROOM FRONT AN D CE NTE R My boyfriend kept telling me that he wanted to do the deed in a center near his apartment. One day, after much convincing, I finally agreed to his idea. We went there at dawn—I was wearing a skirt over my undies and tape over my nips. After checking if the coast was clear, we locked ourselves inside the ladies’ restroom. We started inside a stall but transferred to the floor because the place was too cramped. We did it in his favorite position: sitting and facing each other. Once we finished grinding, I went outside to check if it was okay for him to leave the ladies’ room—to my horror, a guard popped into view. I hurried back to the CR while mumbling loudly that I left something. I must’ve looked suspicious, because when I went back out, the guard was standing near the toilet entrance. I went back in and out for a third time—he wasn’t anywhere in sight, so I told my boyfriend he could come out. Alas, the guard re-appeared again! My boyfriend had to hide in the men’s toilet. After half an hour we managed to escape the center. I don’t blame the guard for being suspicious, though—after all, I was still sticky and bathed in sweat. By Ladi innocent

my marriage to be with someone else. I thought I could contain my lustful desires but I was wrong. Now, I have a new FuBu and his name is Troy. We met in his office after I was raging, complaining of their bad service. When he services me, though, I don’t think I can complain. By Winna

MOVI E R U B DOWN! I finally went out with a guy I’d been chatting with for a very long time one weekend. We had coffee and he kept on looking at me as if he wanted to undress me right then and there. He told me he had a lot in store for us that day. We decided to watch a movie. While watching, I placed my elbow right next to his and rubbed up on him, but after some time, he moved away and left me hanging. So I tried to be a snob and ignored him for about 30 minutes. I focused on the movie. After a while, I placed my right foot in between the chair in front of us and rubbed my legs with his. This time, I knew that I had gotten his attention. He touched my legs until the credits rolled. We just rubbed up on each other during the entire course of the film. I knew he wanted more, but we saved it for another time. Sometimes, it’s best to keep things nice and tense. By Misery girl

‘ We en d ed u p d oing th e d eed u n d er t he m oon , i n a s t an d i ng p os i ti on b es i d e m y m otorcy cl e. I t wa s m y f i rs t ti m e ou t si de m y m ar ri ag e to b e w i th s om eon e else . I th ou g h t I cou l d con t ai n m y l u s tf ul d es i res b u t I w a s w ron g ’

NOT-SO-DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE I am in my late 30s—a mother of three kids, two of them already in their teens. Call me a bored housewife with nothing much to do. I had a few text mates and even had two FuBus at one time. I would alternate between them and, once in a while, would even take on one-night stands. My first FuBu was Larry. We were just text mates until the night I went to his place to have my motorcycle lights fixed. He was able to fix them, yes, but then he started kissing and touching me. We ended up doing the deed under the moon, in a standing position beside my motorcycle. It was my first time outside www.fhm.com.ph

SCH E DU LES: M ET! My boyfriend and I hadn’t seen each other for quite some time due to our conflicting schedules. So we had to make the most out of this one time he asked me out to eat and have some bottles of beer. On our way back, he laid his hand on my thighs. I could sense his intense desire to do things beyond that. He stopped the car and parked it at the roadside. We kissed torridly and passionately as he fondled my breasts. He unbuttoned my dress, played with his tongue, and went down from my facebook.com/FHM.ph stwitter.com/fhmphil sfhmphilofficial

neck, all the way to my breasts. All this time I was caressing his little fellow. Both of us were experiencing extreme emotions but were distracted by the people passing by on the road. Feeling bitin, we checked in at a nearby motel. We immediately took off our clothes. I sat on his lap and we proceeded with torrid tongue action. He carefully laid me down on the bed then licked my body, from my breasts down. I also returned the favor by giving him head. He asked me to be on top and then I rode him wildly. That really fired up the night. After doing several positions, we went to the bathroom and did the doggy, both of us moaning as he pumped me hard. He tapped my butt (he loves it), the mirror in front of us giving us a full view of what we were doing until we reached climax. It was such a superb experience. Jomayel01, by email

AT TH E DR IVE I N While waiting for our turn at our favorite motel, my boyfriend and I started getting busy in his car. It started with him fiddling me down there. But I really wanted to make sure he’d do me like crazy as soon as we got a room. So I took off my bra under my blouse and gave him a peek of my breasts. He was so horny that he took out his cock and told me to give him a hand job while he serviced me in return. In the heat of the moment, the bellboy knocked on our window, which had me hurriedly covering my boyfriend’s hand as my guy was still getting busy with his fingers. He told my boyfriend that a suite was available. It was kind of expensive but my boyfriend agreed without thinking twice because he was so pumped-up already. As we parked in the drive-in, I was anticipating wild sex from him once we entered the room, but to my surprise, my boyfriend asked me to bend over and told me he’d do me doggie-style right in the garage. I was so excited but a little nervous that someone might catch us but I realized, hell, this is what we came here for! So I turned around, held on to his car door and bent over. He lifted my skirt up and rammed me from behind for a good 20 minutes! Although the garage door was half open, it felt so good, and I didn’t care if a bellboy caught us and watched us. It was a fitting warm-up for the five rounds we did later in the room. By girly29 LADIES’ CONFESSIONS 2013 VOL.7 2013 FH M 77

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HOW TO WR I T E A C ONFESS I O N We know you have something to say, ladies—here’s how to say it H e r e ’s a s t e r e o t y p i c a l ( a n d s l i g h t l y s ex i s t ) Ve n n d i a g r a m o f w h a t g i r l s a n d g u ys wa n t t o r e a d a b o u t :

Lay out your time and place: was it first thing in the morning, during your lunch break, or a few minutes before midnight? Did it happen in the passenger seat, on the kitchen counter, at a movie theater, or in a tent in the middle of nowhere?

Make your perspective count You’ve heard it more than once, and not just from men who are trying to get in your pants: You are special and unique, which means your point of view matters. Feminist and erotica writer Anaïs Nin said, “We don’t see things as they are, we see them as we are.” Own your story—and know that nobody else can tell it better.

Know your audience Are you writing for giggly, googly-eyed damsels in distress looking for their fairy tale fix, or smart, handsome, well-adjusted men (ahem) who need more action and adventure to be entertained?

…But not too c r e a t i ve Presenting the eight worst food-related euphemisms for sex: Feeding the kitty

G e t c r e a t i ve… Gasgas : He was so hot, I gave in. Okay: I had been resisting him all night, and just before a new day began, I finally caved.

GIRLS Small-town countryside romance

BOYS Zombies Drama Death

BFF bonding in a cafe

Redemption Happy endings

What the characters wore

“And when her lips met mine, I knew that I could live to be a hundred and visit every country in the world, but nothing would ever compare to that single moment when I first kissed the girl of my dreams and knew that my love would last forever.” —said no normal adult male ever, except in Dear John , which doesn’t count

Hiding the salami

Crashing the custard truck

Cheesy but good: Desire tugged at my restraint, slowly but surely, coaxing me to bend the rules—we can always write new ones.

“I stared off into the distance, knowing my world was about to be turned upside down.” “The door slammed shut, but I was sure a window would soon open.” “There was nothing left but the deafening sound of silence.” “And then we kissed.”

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Have fun with it The same principle applies to writing about your exploits and telling a dirty joke: If you’re not having fun, your audience probably isn’t, either. Your story is a badge of courage; it’s not a walk of shame, it’s a stride of pride.

Confusing statements

Minor disaster Accurate estimate Equally diverse

5 cliché endings that will make your readers want to jump off a cliff:

Bumping the beef steak

B ewa r e t h e ox y m o r o n

Obedient defiance

Finish strong

Batter dipping the corn dog

A sporting event that changed the protagonist’s life

Make your characters sound like real people, not Nicholas Sparks fantasies

Stuffing the turkey Making a magic sandwich

Car/horse/ dinosaur chases

“It was all a dream.” …and 1 line you should never close with:

Close distance Clearly ambiguous

Share your work; seek out brutal, constructive honesty* from people you trust Your boyfriend: “Wow honey, uh… wow.”

Your girl friends: “OMG, this is sooo cute!”

Your ex: “Is this about me?” Your crusty college professor: judgmental, disapproving silence

“Just sayin’.” Your parents: “Anak , bakit?”

*which you probably won’t get from these folks

Establish the setting

Blurred ‘I’d actually run of f with my boy friend for that hot vacation without my parents knowing’

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SE X SHOULD RE ALLY BE AS NATUR AL AS BRE ATHING. IT SHOULDN’T BE A HE ADACHE. IT SHOULDN’T FEEL LIKE A PROBLEM. IT SHOULD BE FUN ! HOWE VER, AS WITH ALL THINGS, SE X COULD GO WRONG. AND WHAT’S RE AL BAD IS WHEN ALL THE WRONG ELEMENTS COME TOGETHER TO MAKE WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN A GRE AT E XPERIENCE A NIGHTMARE. IT’S A GOOD THING I’VE NOT HAD TOO MANY OF THESE DISASTERS BUT I DO REMEMBER ONE THAT HAPPENED FOUR YE ARS AGO WITH MY BOYFRIEND—HE’S NOW AN E X , BY THE WAY. We were driving home from a weekend getaway. I can’t remember if it was Laguna or Batangas, and it was night. We were doing something in the car—or should it be that I was doing something in the car? Ha ha! Anyhow, so there we were out on the road doing “something” so you can just imagine the distraction I was giving to my boyfriend while he was at the wheel. The distraction proved to be so much that he ended up mowing down a bunch of road markers. And that was how we ended up being pulled over by provincial police. We were able to talk our way out of the mess by using the clichéd excuse of an artista : we were in a hurry to get to a taping. But that wasn’t exactly the entirety of the wrong things we’d committed that time. I’d actually run off with my boyfriend for that hot vacation without my parents knowing, and I was hurrying so I could be back in Manila in time for work. So put that all together: the afterglow of my out-of-town tryst with my boyfriend, capped by a spur-of-the-moment act of kinkiness inside a moving car, followed by a messed up road accident—okay I confess, we also had a little bit of the drink that fortunately left us unscathed but still got us into a sticky situation. And then I had to make sure my parents wouldn’t know about it! Well now you know, mom!



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T H E O N LY P I C K U P L IN E K R I S T E L FA L L S V I C T I M TO BECAUSE OF ITS S H A M E L E S S F ILT H I NESS—AND BECAUSE IT’S A GIRL WHO DELIVERS IT G I R L: M A N T IK A K A BA? G U Y: B A K I T ? G I R L: PA K I S AW S AW N A M A N Y UNG M A NI KO !

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‘ T H E D I S T R A C T ION PROVED TO BE SO M U C H T H AT H E E N D E D U P M O W IN G DOWN A BUNCH OF RO A D M A R K E R S ’



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‘ T h e w a i t r e s s e s w e re merely meters aw ay from us wh e n m y b o y f r i e n d s uddenly got all kinky and s tar ted t o u ch i n g m e d o w n there in an imprudent manner’

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just can't get over this really kinky story that took place in Bohol not too long ago. My boyfriend and I took a little out of town trip because it was his birthday and I really wanted to surprise him. Soon as we got there, we did the usual vacay stuff—swimming, diving, drinking— nothing too fancy. But when his big day finally came along, I approached the manager of the hotel to set up a special dinner for us and gave him instructions to amp up the whole thing and make our dining experience more romantic. So here's the awesome part: While the waitresses were busy setting up his birthday dinner, my boyfriend and I went for a dip in the hotel's outdoor Jacuzzi—which, I must admit, totally got me in the mood. Imagine—the waitresses were merely meters away from us when my boyfriend suddenly got all kinky and started touching me down there in an imprudent manner. After that I was, like, “Screw it! We'll just skip dinner, thank you very much." And you know what happened next. The fact that anyone could have easily spotted us fooling around made that moment all the more exciting and memorable. To this day, I still get all worked up every time I think about that experience.

WE KNOW THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET KINKY WHEN… 1 . She’s on an out of town trip with her boyfriend for an anniversary.

2 . Her parents are asleep in the next room. 3 . Her ex-lover texts her out of the blue, and she wants a little bit of revenge. 4 . Her handsome boss sends everyone home for the day, but she chooses to stay anyway. 5 . She and her boyfriend are joined by her beau’s cousin in a drinking session. 6 . They met for the first time after texting and chatting for months. 14 FH M LADIES’ CONFESSIONS 2013 VOL.7


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AND THE T R E AT S J U S T KEEP ON COMING It took Danica a few shots to get that first confession out of her, but a couple more into it and she started to go guns a-blazin’

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"I'm proud to admit that I've never been in a one-night stand. Before I sleep with someone, gusto ko at least kilala ko na yung tao. I like sex, yes, but I only like to do it with the person I love."

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“If I were given a hall pass for a day, I would totally sleep with Chris Evans. I know it’s a long shot, but whatever.”

‘Th e fa ct th at a n y o n e c o u l d h av e easily spotted us fool i n g a ro u n d m a d e t h at m oment all the more e x c i t i n g a n d m e m o rable’

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“My favorite kind of sex is surprise sex. And quickies.”

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“I may have a husky voice but I damn well know how to scream in bed, ha ha!”

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“I’ve never been in a threesome, pero sure ako na mata-try ko siya someday.”

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To o m a n y t o c a l l “We once tried to do it in the intersection of a main road, which led to a long traffic jam. Pero don’t get me wrong ha, we were in the car the whole time.”



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FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS T H E S E S P E C I A L B U D D Y F AV O R S G I V E N E W M E A N I N G T O THE TERM “FRIENDZONED” FR I E N DS DO IT TOG ETH E R My boyfriend and I were at a bar with a couple of friends. I was heading home to my boyfriend’s place after, when one of the girls asked if she could stay the night with us. I told her we didn’t have guest rooms, and she needs to stay in the same room as my boyfriend and I. I jokingly told her to get drunk because we were planning to have wild sex that night. She laughed and agreed. On the way to my boyfriend’s house, our other guy friend who drove us there asked if he could also stay because it was late and he’s a little tipsy to drive back home. My boyfriend and I agreed, but I was kind of pissed, worrying how we’d get to do the deed with two other people in one room. It was almost dawn when I decided to grab my boyfriend’s shaft and give him head. After crazy foreplay, we decided to do it in all positions possible, assuming we can’t be seen in the dark. I was really horny and wet. It was a challenge not to moan too loud. When I was on top of my guy, I noticed the silhouettes of two of our friends. They seemed to be cuddling in the dark. I turned on the lights and was surprised to see them doing their own thing while my boyfriend and I were also getting it on. We completely ignored each other, turned the lights off, and continued on. We sounded like we were having an orgy, but it was just two couples having wild sex in the dark. By Gia

CYB E R B U DDY SCOR ES Years ago, I met a guy in an online forum. I sent out feelers that I wanted company, and we decided to meet. I invited him to my place since I was home alone, and didn’t want to do it in a sleazy motel. I brought him to my bedroom and we started flirting. Things escalated pretty quickly: he groped my breasts and fondled my nipples through my thin blouse. I could tell he knew I liked it, because I started breathing heavily. I returned the favor by kissing him with my wild tongue. I pushed him into bed and started taking off his pants, teasing his thing with

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my tongue, and putting it inside my mouth. I paused for a few seconds at a time to look him in the eye before I started sucking him again. He started to get really horny that he pulled me up and flipped me on my back. He took off my blouse and unhooked my bra, kissing my neck as he made his way down my tits. My nipples quivered and I was moaning like crazy. He removed my shorts and ate my already soaking wet pussy. I thought I gave him mixed signals by shrieking “No, no, no” because he withdrew from kissing me down there. I was startled when his hard member suddenly entered me. The last time I had sex was a year ago, so I was tight! Each time he rammed his rod inside me, I moaned so loud. My entire body shook with each thrust. After a while, we both came and rested in each other’s arms. By Ana

LESB IAN FR I E N DS AR E TH E B EST

I promised the guy a hot threesome only after we used our sex toys on him. He agreed. After a wild hour of just hitting him from behind with our dildos and vibrators, we blindfolded him and told him we had a surprise. My lesbian friend and I snuck out of the room and went straight to my apartment where we continued some wild girl-on-girl action. I kissed (and fucked) a girl, and I definitely liked it! By Big_one

PU DGY N EW FR I E N D R ISES TO TH E OCCASION I just got through a very bad break up with my boyfriend of three years, and it was really difficult for me to move on. I resorted to online forums to look for friends…and find someone to do the deed with. I’ve been chatting with this guy for quite some time when we decided to meet up in a motel. I fished about how he looked like so I would at least have an idea when I see him. He told me he was a little meaty and big, which I actually preferred. Upon arriving at the café across the motel, I immediately looked for the meaty, big guy. Before I spotted my online friend, someone put his hand on my shoulders from behind and said, “Hi. Punta na ba tayo sa room?” I was shocked to meet a guy who’s way beyond “meaty” and “big”, he was obese! To be polite, I ended up giving the guy a hand job. But he more than made up for his “shortcomings” when he gave me some of the wettest oral sex I could ask for. What else was I supposed to do? By Lalaine

‘ I pus he d hi m i nt o be d a nd s t a r t e d t a k i ng o ff hi s pa nt s , t e a s i ng hi s t hi ng wi t h my t o ngue , a nd put t i ng i t i ns i de my mo ut h. I pa us e d fo r fe w s e c o nds a t a t i me t o l o o k hi m i n t he e ye be fo re I s t a r t e d s uck i ng hi m a ga i n.’

My friend and I got together a month ago after years of dodging each other. We parted ways a few years back because I dated her thenboyfriend who had been my crush long before they got together. In my defense, I didn’t know they were together then. We sorted things out and got back to being friends. She confessed that she became a lesbian a few years back and I told her that I was experimenting on the same thing, so we decided to have fun while she was still in the country for a vacation. We plotted revenge on our former boy toy, so I flirted with him via text. Convinced that we’re up for a threesome, the guy showed up at our motel room. My lesbian friend and



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I a d m i t t h a t I h ave a l i t t l e attention span problem– y u n g f o c u s ko m i n s a n , n awawawa l a s a l u g a r . P u t m e i n f r o n t o f a t e l ev i s i o n and I’m guaranteed to zone o u t eve n t u a l l y. I t h a p p e n s a lot, which is embarrassing e n o u g h , b u t i t a l s o g e t s f u n ny b e c a u s e i t eve n h a p p e n s d u r i n g h e a t e d m o m e n t s – l i ke t h i s o n e t i m e w h e n I we n t h o m e f r o m t a p i n g , a n d my p a r t n e r i nv i t e d m e t o g o o n a DV D m a r a t h o n . I s a i d ye s , s o h e c a m e ove r t o my h o u s e . I d i d n ’ t wa n t t o g o o u t a ny m o r e , s o s t ay i n g i n wa s perfect because I’m often at h o m e a f t e r wo r k a ny way. Yu n l a n g ka s i a n g t i m e ko p a r a mag-relax.

It wasn’t an especially romantic hangout. We just sat on the floor, instead of the sofa or bed. We had chips and snacks pero walang drinks. Even without all the mood-setters, siyempre sweet naman kami, so while we were busy watching, nag-start na . Kiss muna . Hug. Then later on it moved to second base…third base. This is where my problem came in. Slowly, I ended up focusing on the TV again and nakakalimutan kong may kasama ako. I don’t even remember what movie we where watching anymore. But I do remember it had Channing Tatum in it, and super crush ko siya since he’s a dancer just like me. As you can probably tell, I got so engrossed in what I was watching na bigla akong nawalan ng gana sa ginagawa ko kasi magka-climax na yung pinapanood ko. Unfortunately, mag-kla-climax na rin ang partner ko ! It’s quite hard to watch television and to please your man at the same time, but I didn’t notice my growing lack of effort in doing the latter. I can’t say it escaped my partner’s attention, too, though. He must’ve thought, “Ano ’to?” So he suddenly cut our foreplay short and stood up. I couldn’t blame him for feeling disappointed. I heard that when a guy is almost there and it abruptly stops, masakit daw–but I couldn’t help but laugh! He just sighed and went out to vent on the balcony. My lack of focus killed the mood that day, and he left shortly after. I made it up to him the very next day, though. We had a new rule: during the act, the TV must always be switched off.

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CHANCING 101 “Hindi mo maiiwasan ang connection. Even if it’s just your arms brushing together– kailangan lang magkaron ng something. Then puwede mo na gawing akbay, then hawak na ng kamay. Basta gawan ng paraang mag-touch, lalo na pag intimate yung setting. Create body contact and don’t talk too much. Pag masyadong maraming sinasabi–tapos may gusto lang pala silang gawin– parang bolero ang dating. Mas maganda yung ipa-feel mo na lang na may gusto kang gawin and depende na lang sa girl kung kakagat siya !”

H OT J O B S Ava lists down her top three bang-able professions DANCER “ Di ba sinasabi ng karamihan na kapag dancer, magaling sa kama” BUSINESSMAN “ Iba kasi sila. Ang sophisticated ng dating, lalo na the way they dress up so perfectly” POLICEMAN “Gusto ko active ang lalaki ko. Gusto ko rin yung may angas”


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