Revenge Party Mean Girls on Broadway.mscz

Revenge Party Lyrics by Nell Benjamin

Jeff Richmond, Arr. Nibir Sarma

 = 150 JANIS: Now you know, Caddy, Regina George is not your friend. We're your friends, and we're gonna make her pay.

        44                 44                                4      4                   44          

                                                        4

      

they got your ba back,



                                    

Youkno Youknowwha wwhatt

                       

and they are

      

   

fun

to be a round.

 

frie friend ndss

do; do;

       

                             DAMIAN:

Whoa

                

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       7

3

When

some

one hurts

you,

then

they

at

9

foe

in to the

ground.

I

Whoa

12

es and cake

2

and

sing ing and danc

ing and cake.

    

tack

  

and

grind your



 

                                           

mag ine a

par

ty with dress

  

Andthere's a

                                                    15

ma gic

      act

                                                   

that saws

Re

gi na in

half,

and

this

time,

it will

take

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              18

A

Nowthat's a

re

venge

par ty!

A

par ty!

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i    s  s .                                                            



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par ty that

ends

with

some bo dy's head

on

a spike!

It's a re

Whoa

It's a re

3

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   24

venge

par

ty

with your

two

best

friends;

it's

like

a

venge

par

ty

with your

two

best

friends;

it's

like

a

JANIS: For this to work, you're gonna have to pretend

26

par

ty with re venge is what it's

like.

par

ty with re venge is what it's

like.



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like you still like them. Can you do it?

GRETCHEN: Hey, Regina wanted me to

CADY: Yes! Hey girl!



4

                                                                       32

                        

                      

                 

tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron, but he just wanted her back, and that's not Regina's fault.

 

CADY: I get it. I just hope

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      GRETCHEN: Ohhhh! Of course!

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JANIS:

I can still have lunch with you guys.

DAMIAN:

It's a re

It's a re



40

venge

par ty!

A

par ty that

ends

with

en trails all

o

ver the lawn

venge

par ty!

A

par ty that

ends

with

en trails all o

ver the lawn

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5

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

CADY:

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It's a re

venge

par ty withyour

two best

friends.

It's a re

venge

par ty withyour

two best

friends.

And

l           g    s  .       i           s                                

46

I

end up with Aa ron whenshe's

gone!

JANIS and DAMIAN:

Yes

I

end up with Aa ron whenshe's

Caddy!

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gone!

CHORUS:

What's Re gi na do in'?

6

What's Re gi

na wear in'?

Is she dat ing Aa ron?

                                                           



                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     52

Re gi na, Re gi

na!

She has ev' ry thing;

she gets ev' ry thing.

JANIS: Next, we take away Regina's

55

Re



58

only achievement:

gi

na, Re



gi

na, Re

gi

na!



being a hot person.

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7

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  CADY: Ugh. I'm so fat and disgusting. I use these

62

REGINA: What is that?



66

Kalteen diet bars when I need to lose weight.

repeat 3x

REGINA: I need to lose three pounds. Bring me a whole box!

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69

JANIS:

DAMIAN:

A

re

venge

par ty!

A

par ty that

ends

with

A

re

venge

par ty!

A

par ty that

ends

with

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8

                                                                                                         72

some

some

74

venge

venge

                                                 76

par

par

                                                                                                                                                               bo

bo

dy crushed

and

dy crushed

and

a

a

lone

and

ug

ly

lone.

cry

ing.



  A

re

    

A

re

             g  l  i          s          s  .                                                            

par

par

ty

ty

with

with

re

re

venge

venge

is

is

ty

ty

with your

with your

what we're

what we're

two best

two best

throwin'.

throwin'.

friends.

friends.

it's

it's

CHORUS:

What's Re

gi

na

 

like

a

       

like

a

         

eat

ing?

9

                                                            

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    78

God,look at her fi gure!

Did her boobs get big ger?

Re gi na, Re gi

81

na!

She has ev' ry thing;

she gets ev' ry thing.

Re



84

JANIS: We gotta go harder. If we make Gretchen Wieners think Regina is mad at her-

gi na, Re gi na, Re gi na!

  

10





                                                                                    

JANIS: Exactly. And if we crack her open, she'll spill something we can use.

87

CADY: I won't do that! Gretchen is fragile.

 

                                                            91

REGINA: Stop pulling it down. Your hair looks sexy pushed back.

                                                 96

           

               

        

CADY: Shh! Here she comes.

  

 

   

                                                               

Slowly  = 88

                          

JANIS:

3

At ev' ry par



 

Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?

AARON: Uh, thanks. See ya in calc.

CADY: Your hair looks sexy pushed back.

 

ty,

there

               

11

                                                                                                      

100

might

                   

be a

low

where the

en

er gy dips.

Whoa

 

           

 

                   



103

               

DAMIAN:



                

You might

be

think

in',

"It's

late;

we should

go,

andthey

ran

           

A Tempo!  = 150

                                                                                     CADY:

105

No,

no,

no!

I

can't

e

ven watch

out of chips.

               



12

cresc.

when she

touch

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

108

es his hair,

and

I watched a

snake

eat

a

cow.

Re gi na

(cresc.)

111

needs to be top pled.

Sor ry

Gret chen!

I swear,

we'll

get

our

par ty

now!

cresc.

CADY and JANIS:

114

One

can dy cane, please!

A

re

venge

par ty!

A

A

re

venge

par ty!

A

DAMIAN:

  

(cresc.)

 g l i s    s .

                                                 

13

                                                                                          

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

117

par ty that

ends

with li

ons and a

Ro man a

re

na!

par ty that

ends

with li

ons and a

Ro man a

re

na!

CHORUS:

She has ev' ry thing;

120

she gets ev' ry thing.

Re



123

gi na, Re gi na, Re gi na!

  

DAMIAN: Ho, ho, ho! Candy cane gram for Shane Oman!

She has ev' ry thing!



14

                                                                                                                                                                                                           

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And one for Caddy Heron!

Four for Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco!

She gets ev' ry thing!

                             

DAMIAN: Aaand...

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Glen



Co co, Glen Co co, Glen Co Co!

                   

  

                                                               

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none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.

 

 

      

CADY: Oh, it's from...

GRETCHEN: Who sent that?

              



 

 

 

  

CHORUS:

 

 

 

  

   

Re

15

                                                                                                                                                       

 

gi

na, Re

gi

na, Re

  

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                                          3      3      3      3                               gi

na!



GRETCHEN: Caulk! Caulk! Caulk! I mean cute. I mean, gimme it. I mean...

                                                      

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16

Okay, well if you and Regina are best friends now, you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets. For example, she bought you those



 

 

      

      

high-heeled shoes just to make fun of you. Cause she knew she wouldn't be able to walk in them.



 

CADY: "Thanks for being such a great best friend!"

135

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 

 

 

 

      

      

And she's not really blonde. Her natural color is dark blonde. Also she totally cheats on Aaron! Every Thursday she says she has SAT

      

               

                                                           

4 4 4 4

CADY: She makes him wear the costume?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

155

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prep, but really, she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lions costume.

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GRETCHEN: No! They're BOTH in the costume! And I never told anyone because I am

such a good

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CADY, JANIS, and DAMIAN:

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friend.

a

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venge

par ty!

A

par ty that

ends

with

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168

some

bo

dy's

head

on

a

spike!

A

re

17

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          

170

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CHORUS:

She

has

par

ty

with your

ev'

ry

thing!

two best

friends!

She gets

It's

ev'

like

a

ry thing!

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par ty with re venge is what it's

like.

A

par ty with re venge is what it's

She gets ev' ry thing!

Re

gi

na, Re

gi

175

like!

na!

18

A

par

ty with re venge is what it's

Re

gi

na, Re

gi

like!

A

na!

A

                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

178

par

ty

with

re

venge

par

ty

with

re

venge

181

like!

              

   

is what it's

is what it's

like!

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