QUOTES Context is good, but I can’t see how any amount of it would make these quotes make sense. “And then he pops in on a flying horse. Everyone wants a flying horse. Don’t you want a flying horse?” -Ava White “Matt, you have terrible taste in guys.” -Ava White “Vladimir Puten’s kinda cute.” -Ava White “I ATE your puppy!” -Ava White “Entrées, entrails, same thing.” -Greg Clancy “You aren’t a real stalker without the Pink Panther theme song.” -Greg Clancy “BABIES ARE UGLY!” -Greg Clancy “Tim’s like a ninja, except not a ninja. Exactly.” -Jack Hughes/Matt Haronian (in unison) “Are you a fetus?” -Matthew Haronian “Stem cell research is not an Olympic event.” -Matthew Haronian “If green wasn’t so green, wouldn’t green not be so green?” -Cameron St. Germain “You’re dead! Major Tom, you’re dead!” -Tim Clancy “I’m Leeeeeewwwiisssss….” -Tim Clancy “Jack’s running away to a wife at sea?” -Lewis Lee
“I calculated there are exactly 65,536 noodles per Mattoodle.” -Lewis Lee (the real Lewis Lee, not Tim) “Mrs. Daughn, if I had a blowtorch…” -Rose Kooper-Johnson “He thought you looked like a tornado and so he ran away.” -Tamara Upfal “Yeah, right. Name one thing I’ve said that’s quote-worthy.” -Zooey Arnold-Conner “Let’s make time travel cookies!” -Zooey Arnold-Conner “Hey, guys, have I shown you my body parts?” -Mrs. Von Reinhart PLAY QUOTES What a tiresome melodrama. “Son? I can’t see you, son!” -Lucas Radoccia (As Rashid) “I’m a sad peacock.” -Walker Mayer (As bed headboard) “When I’m old and in a nursing home, I’ll think back on this and say, ‘I was so awesome.’ Then I’ll think about the rest of you people.” -Honor Davis “Why would I have the slightest interest in… YOUR MOM!” -Matthew Haronian (As Khattam-Shud) “Yeah, there are four or five kiddies all packed inside of you…” -Lucas Radoccia (As Rashid) “Curls, dastards, valarts, hounds!” -Ben Tauber (As Bolo) “Very well, sir, we will see your prestidigitigiation!” -Ben Tauber (As Bolo) Ah, memories.