"The grass always looks greener on the other side. Doesn't it make you wonder what kind of fertilizer they are using?"
"There are three different me's, the person you think I am, the person I think I am, and the person I really am." - GG
"Old enough to know better, young enough to still be able to do it!"
"You can say anything about me, as you please, but I am what I am, and that's something you can never be."
"True love is when someone comes along and knows what to do with the broken pieces!"
"Life gets in the way of living."
"True love is not a fairytale."
"Love is giving someone the power to break your heart, but trusting them not to."
"Live like a kindergarten, you don't have to have the coolest clothes, the hottest boyfriend or girlfriend, you just have to eat the most paste and have the biggest box of colored pencils."
"Dance as though no one is watching you. Love as though you have never been hurt before. Sing as though no one can hear you. Live as though heaven is on earth."
"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift that is why they call it the present." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"Never leave the one you love for the one you like because the one that you like will leave you for the one that they love."
Torn between the two? Who should you choose? The one that you love? Or the one that loves you?
"Stackin' bread is not a option, it's a habbit."
"I am just as good as you, and you are just as good as I, its called equality."
"Life is a joke, so live it like the answer."
"If you're not like every body else, then you should accept, that you are 1 in a million."
"Life is full of spontaneous surprises, so get ready."
"Life is like a prison, so its time to break."
"Never change who are, because only you, can be the one and only you."
"I love you is 8 letters... So is bullshit."
"When god gives you lemons, you find a new god!"
"I am not what I think I am, and I am not what you think I am, I am... what I think you think I am." - Sigmund Freud
"Thou shall not let the world judge who you are, but to judge yourself as who you want to be." - Fabian E. Guzman
"A true friend stabs you in the front." - Oscar Wilde
"Without imagination, knowledge is useless." - Albert Einstein
"If you're going to get wet, you may as well go swimming."
"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." - Steven Wright
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
"A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices." - William James
"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine." - Flip Wilson
"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. " - Andy Rooney
"The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life."
- George Carlin
"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door." - Paul Beatty
"Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink." - Sunryu Suzuki Roshi
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde
"Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards." - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
"There are no passengers on Spaceship Earth. We are all crew." - Marshall McLuhan
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans," - John Lennon
"Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes." - Lewis Grizzard
"I didn't ask to be a princess but if the crown fits..."
"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere." - Mae West
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge."
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." - Winston Churchill
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" - Edgar Bergen
"Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself."
"Happiness is felt by making other people happy. "
"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." - Anonymous
"Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present."
"I have the answer in my head. i just haven't found it yet"
"Even If It Kills Me, I'm Gonna Smile." - "Smile" by Lone Star
"People can live one hundred years without really living a minute."
"If everything is coming your way you're in the wrong lane!"
"No one is a failure if they have friends." - The Angel from It's a Wonderful Life
"All that changes in history is the name we give things." - Harry Truman
"You only live once...but if you live it right, once is enough"
"If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it." - Jonathan winters.
"Knowledge talks, wisdom listens"
"If you do it you'll regret it, if you don't do it you'll regret it, either way your going to regret it, you might as well just do it"
"I've been rich and I've been poor... rich is better"
"Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet." - Roger Miller
"All who wander are not lost." - JRR Tolkien
"Give up for a second and that is where you will finish."
"When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us."
- Alexander Graham Bell
"Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on." - Thomas Jefferson
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." - Oscar Wilde
"Consciousness: That annoying interval between naps."
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Curious, how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want." - Mr. Spock, StarTrek
"I'm sorry my Karma ran over your Dogma."
"Live everyday like it was your last, and eventually you'll be right."
"The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."
"Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood."
"The only bad publicity is an obituary."
"Don't look at the way things are and ask why - think about the way things could be and ask why not."
"It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
"I get enough exercise just pushing my luck."
"Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students."
"Don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things."
"Nothing improves creativity like a lack of supervision."
"Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open." - Sir James Dewar
"The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts."
"If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation."
"Monday is the root of all evil."
"When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing."
"Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye."
"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example." - Mark Twain
"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before."
"Change is inevitable, except from vending machines."
"One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop." - G. Weilacher
"When I was 17 I thought my parents were to two stupidest people in the world. When I was 21, I was amazed at how much they had learned in 4 years." - Mark Twain
"It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it."
"The words you speak today should be soft and tender. . . for tomorrow you may have to eat them."
"I'm a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am."
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." - Andy Rooney
"Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it."
"He who has the gold makes the rules"
"If you joined up all the people in China head-to-toe around the world, two thirds of them would drown" - Unknown (submitted by Profile Pitstop Member)
"When life give you lemons, throw them at somebody!" - Unknown (submitted by Profile Pitstop Member)
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. Oscar Wilde A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her. Oscar Wilde Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde - More quotations on: [Enemies] [Forgiveness] America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up. Oscar Wilde - More quotations on: [America] America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. Oscar Wilde - More quotations on: [America] [Civilization] Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. Oscar Wilde Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing. Oscar Wilde - More quotations on: [Argument] At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. Oscar Wilde
Biography lends to death a new terror. Oscar Wilde Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. Oscar Wilde Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. Oscar Wilde - More quotations on: [Photography] Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. Oscar Wilde - More quotations on: [Fashion] Genius is born--not paid. Oscar Wilde I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. Oscar Wilde - More quotations on: [Friendship] I am not young enough to know everything. Oscar Wilde - More quotations on: [Age] [Youth] I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability. Oscar Wilde - More quotations on: [Mankind] [God] I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. Oscar Wilde - More quotations on: [Writing] [Poetry] If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. Oscar Wilde Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
Oscar Wilde It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information. Oscar Wilde It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is fatal. Oscar Wilde Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. Oscar Wilde - More quotations on: [Morality] Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event. Oscar Wilde Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. Oscar Wilde Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. Oscar Wilde - More quotations on: [Music] One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. Oscar Wilde - More quotations on: [Reputation] One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. Oscar Wilde Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. Oscar Wilde
