---------------------------Greetings to all aspiring pimps, playaz and hustlaz. I am the omnipotent one known as 'The Kidd!!' and my partner Pimposio and I are starting this 'pimposophy' section to help augment eeryone's game or logic, as I pre"er to call it# with some real stu"". $ome o" it is pretty o%ious and straight"orward, while other parts are &uite cyptic and deeper than tlantis. (hat we hope to accomplish with this is an increased awareness o" what is really going on %ehind the scenes to help with dealing with what's apparent. apparent. )et's %egin, shall we* Pimposophy is all a%out the mind. Pimpin' is a skull game. nyone can control a woman's %ody, %ut not eeryone can control a woman's mind. Part o" the trick to this is using o%seration techni&ues techni&ues that show you without a dou%t who is +ockin' you tough and who isn't. eryone knows that se is more mental than physical. This is eidenced with how some ineperienced men pop o"" %e"ore entry, or how some women can orgasm +ust "rom the way the man they dig looks at them sometimes. y controlling the mental, the physical will "ollow. This includes mind, %ody, soul, and, most importantly, )//T. )et me gie a little l ittle %ackground a%out mysel". I haen't always %een 'pimp tight'. I grew up unattractie, then grew into my looks later. I was raised ery sympishly %y my mother, who taught me to respect women at all costs. en %ack then this didn't settle with me well, %ut what did I know* I got dissed all the time, and %ecause o" "act that I went "rom dud to stud, I can really see women "or how they really are, as opposed to someone who looked good "rom +ump and takes things "or granted. I'm a model now, though a%out 0 years ago I'm 12#, I couldn't hae modeled dog "ood. s my looks changed, the way %oth men and women treated changed. t least when I was ugly, no%ody worried a%out me. s I %egan to '%lossom', een my so called %est "riends started to hate on me, een though I couldn't see it then. This was when I started to learn to treat people accordingly, as opposed to with respect. (omen started to +ock the crap outta me, something that I was "ar "rom used to. 3y naieness allowed a lot o" %all control "or the women, as most o" the time I didn't realize that I was dri%%ling we'll get into %all control later#.
4p until 1 years ago, at %est I was a%out 256 playa, 256 pimp tight. eing a playa encompasses many roles, so I don't hae to mention the symp that was in me, %ecause it is contained in the playa percentage more on that later#. I was in the army and had a girl"riend at the time, and would hae pro%a%ly %een married and misera%le %y now i" the one eent that changed my li"e "oreer hadn't happened. Korea. I got stationed near the 738 "or 1 years. This was where I solidi"ied into roughly 95-926 pimp. :ere are the reasons why; <# The ratio o" women to men was <;=. 1# 3en didn't like me 'cause I'm a pretty %oy. :ater >entral. ?# (omen (omen didn't worry %ecause with a ratio like that, they had so many symps up their %utts that I wasn't too much o" a concern, though they would still su%tlely +ock the crap out o" me. @# 3y girl"riend dumped 1 months a"ter I got there, %asically %ecause she got lonely how you start is how you "inish. 3ore later# 2# ll women were '"ine', mentally that is, %ecause o" the ratio. (ith these circumstances, and my re"usal to go all out +ust to try to get some drawlz, I %ecame ery withdrawn, almost to the point o" a nerous %reakdown. %reakdown. This was a horri%le place to re%ound "ollowing my e dumping me, so I re%ounded %y mysel", something that a lot o" people don't do. ecause o" that, I hae no pro%lem %eing %y mysel" and content. nd %ecause I put out that i%e o" contentment, women are naturally attacted to me. Aou eer wonder why more women are trying to get on your y our team when you are with some%ody* That is the reason; Their su%concious mind picks up on the content i%e, that you are not 'looking'. This causes them to react conciously to get your attention, 'cause women hae to hae attention, no matter how hard they "ront on this "act. 3ore on that later. In a nutshell, spending 1 years oerseas in that hostile enironment reprogrammed me in a way. It's almost like I can see through eeryone's "orehead now. (ho's +ockin' and who is not. Briend, or "oe. Ceal, or "ake. It's like a 0th sense or something, hard to eplain. I'm no longer on actie duty anymore, and am currently a "ull-time student at 4D)E in )as Eegas. I hope that the knowledge o" what I learned oerseas will help you dele into the depths o" a %road's %rain and %ring "orth the cash rain. Peace out. FPimps o" a "eather, "lock together, while tight game gets %etter and %etter.F -$ilky $lim, PT> lum It ain't 8 %ein' me, The Kidd!!
---------------(hat eactly determines whether someone someone is a pimp or not* This is the &uestion I will attempt to dele into today. $ome people think o" themseles as pimps, %ut in "act they are nowhere close. Aet Aet while others are pimps and don't een know it. y de"inition, a pimp is someone, male or "emale, who receies money "rom persons mainly women# that solicit se. I am not trying to de"ine a pimp in the physical sense, %ut in the mental sense, as "ar as haing a 'pimp tight' mentality. eing a pimp is not dependent on gender. Bor those that didn't know, all women are natural pimps. (hy* ecause they all know that they hae something that approimately 9=6 o" the men in the world can't resist....'nana. There"ore, There"ore, women usually always put "orth demands whether they are aware or not# that they want met %e"ore a guy gets into the drawlz. Eery Eery "ew men, on the other hand, are actually pimps, and can actually reerse the game and make their demands %e"ore they gie women what they C))A want....the deeyuck. ut that's another chapter. eing a pimp is not dependent on age. ust %ecause a man gets to %e a certain age does not automatically graduate him to pimp status. :e could +ust %e a really old symp. person's eperiences eperiences and what that indiidual takes "rom them is what determines whether a person %ecomes a pimp or not, and how long that trans"ormation will take. There are a lot o" ?5something year old men who still run %ehind %roads, while there are ery "ew 15somethings like mysel"# who knows what's really going on and act accordingly. eing a pimp is not dependent on race. ust as Cose%ud was a %ona"ide pimp, so was ')ucky' )uciano. Their methods might hae di""ered a little, %ut the goals remained the same. Think o" it this way; I" I'm coaching a "oot%all team, t eam, whether I decide to pass the %all, or run the %all, I'm still going "or a touchdown. Beel me* pimp tight indiidual is someone who is ery o%serant, etremely patient and acutely aware o" what is going on around him at all times. Dow, not many o" us are actually gonna
hae women out there hoein' "or us, there"ore we "all into the 'pimp tight' category. In my %ook, as long as you are getting the drawlz without coming out the pocket or chasing them hoes down, you are getting oer. I" you can get some money and "aors on top o" that, that's een %etter. Ideally, you want the %road to spend some loot on you %e"ore you %reak her o"". This is called classic conditioning. c onditioning. :eard o" Palo's dogs* (ell, this Palo dude had these dogs trained to saliate when they heard a %ell ring, %ecause they had %een conditioned to think that they were a%out to receie a treat. $ame thing with these hoes. Aou kick %ack and wait till they do something nice "or you, then you sta%% 'em up real good. This programs the %ack o" their head su%conscious mind# to think that when they do something good "or you, you will, in turn, se them good. $olid in theory, trying in eecution, %ecause most o" us men lack the two main keys to %eing a success"ul pimp. PTID>. Cemem%er dealing with that one girl who held out and held out and when she "inally let you hit the skinz, you swore that was the %est you eer had* I" you are aware that a girl is +ocking you tough, you can use this "ormula against :C. Dow, this can %e tricky %ecause you don't want to hold o"" too long where she loses interest. nd i" she says she's losing interest, it's only a "ront, kinda like i" you tell a %road that i" she doesn't come o"" the drawlz soon, you will %e out, when you know damn well that the moment she puts the stu"" in your "ace, you'll %e right there to '%eat it up'. IT'S A BLUFF. /nce you are seually attracted to someone, it DEC goes away, no matter what they say. 7i""erent circumstances and situations might preent the se act "rom happening, %ut this doesn't mean that she still wouldn't gie it up i" conditions were per"ect. Cemem%er Cemem%er that. This is where the second main key comes into play. /$CETI/D. ctually, this comes %e"ore patience, as once a situation has %een properly o%sered then analyze analyzed d which we will get into later#, this makes %eing patient a whole lot easier as you will %e a%le so see things deeloping. I cannot stress enough how important %eing a%le to correctly o%sere a situation really is. "Chase a whore, you get a chump's weak cop, Stalk a whore, you get a pimp's strong cop."
-Iceberg Slim, PIMP
(hat this %asically means is that i" you leap without looking, the %road will get the %est o" you. >onersely, i" you do your homework %e"ore steppin' to the %road or calling her to you, my personal "aorite#, you hae a much %etter chance o" getting your way. KNOW YOUR ENEMY . Cemem%er, a %road is out to use what she has to get her way or, in
other words, play you "or the "ool#%y nature. nd i" she is aware o" what she is doing, then it's twice as %ad. I" you deduce that she is +ockin' you tough %e"ore you een step, you will %e a%le to put your "oot down without "ear o" her going anywhere, %ecause you KD/( she is in your mouth T/4G:. $he might "ront on you and there isn't too much you can do a%out
that. I'll get into "ront %lasting later#, %ut that doesn't mean that she will stop +ocking you, and i" you know what to look "or, you won't worry a%out anything. y putting these two assets together patience and o%seration#, with some practice a pimp %ecomes actuely aware o" his enironment. (ho the haters are, the %ustas, the symps. (hich hoes are +ockin' him tough, trying to draw him out, or who are +ust plain B:$. /h, I'm sorry; JAFAHS: Jockin' Ass Frontin Ass HoeS
-----s I was saying, once this is achieed, then, like I do, a pimp can put eerything into perspectie. perspectie. (ho is eentually going to %reak down and holla at him. (ho is going to "ront on him, %ut when he ttotally otally cuts her o"" and doesn't run %ehind her like she epects, then comes correct, only to pay a pretty penny "or her insolance. This comes with time, practice, and eperience, not age, se, or race. I hae a lot more to say, %ut I will stop "or now. I am trying to diide up all o" my 'Pimposophys' into nice little sections, %ut sometimes they will %leed onto each other, so %ear with me. To get you all on the path o" good o%seation, her is a "ield eercise I'e "ound ery help"ul. Bield ercise H<; Bor one day, do not speak to anyone that you speak to regularly "amily and close "riends ecluded#, and o%sere who speaks to you "irst. Aou will %e surprised at how many people you thought were your peeps that will walk right past you. specially the %roads you thought were on your team. Know the Borce, The Kidd!!
------------------(hereas clout is who you actually are or what you hae accomplished#, a "ront is what you portray yoursel" to %e or the potential you hold#. Bront >lout J $tatus in $ociety. good "ront is necessary to draw hoes out without any etra e""ort i.e. sympin'# on your part. Bor the record, clout is much more important than a "ront, %ecause as the name implies, that's eactly what it is; a "ront. ery "ront has a %ack, and that %ack is called clout. I will go more into clout in the net article. God has gien each and eery%ody something that when used correctly, will attract mem%ers o" the opposite se. $ome peoples 'gi"ts' are more apparent than others, %ut eery%ody has something. Bor women, God gae them the ultimate drawing card...pussy. ust imagine i" men were gien pussy and the women had our dicks. Things would %e a whole lot di""erent. I wouldn't %e writing this right now, %ecause my li"e would %e easy. I would %e getting chased down eeryday, getting o""ers to go to the moies, out to dinner, taken shopping, you know, all o" that good stu"". /ur cards aren't as %latantly apparent. I" you are lucky, and society considers you good looking, then your "ront is already hal"way esta%lished, whether you know it or not. $ome o" us hae to dig and search ourseles to "ind out what our 'card' is. Bor eample, may%e someone isn't good looking, %ut is smart as all hell i.e. ill Gates#. I" you can turn those smarts into money, there's your "ront. :oes +ock sta%ility and what a man can o""er more than looks anyway as eidenced %y ugly "amous people with %om% ass wies#. The key is, that eery man has $/3T:IDG....nice physi&ue, athletic a%ility, sense o" humor, high intellegence....$/3T:IDG. ll you hae to do is "igure out what yours is, then accentuate it to make it stand out. etter yet, do something with it to make a lot o" )//T. )//T attracts :/$. :ere are some eamples; Dote; These are %asic 'Bront >lout J $tatus in $ociety' e&uations. Dothing hard.
thletic a%ility in %asket%all D contract # J D Player :igh intelligence P.:.7. in 3edicine # J 7octor $ense o" humor nationwide audience # J >omedian Good acting a%ility starring role in moie # J ctor Good looking contract with top modeling agency # J $upermodel /" course, the higher your '$tatus', the higher &uality hoes will approach you without proocation. $ee the general pattern* The %ottom line here is; I" you %uild it, they will come. (omen are naturally attracted to men who hae something to show "or themseles. :ow many 'loe-at-"irst-sight' stories hae you heard where the %road "alls head oer heels "or a %um on the street* Dot many. It's always some 'dashing' dude who is loaded, or displays a whole lot o" potential. (hen a %road is all in your mouth, talking a%out how nice you look and how "unny you are, you %est %eliee she has taken into account certain criteria that implies that you are some%ody o" worth, or hae the potential to %e. $ometimes this is a conscious act, sometimes it's not. common mistake a lot o" men make is to go a%oe and %eyond the call to get a woman i.e sympin'#. >alling her all the time, taking t aking her out, all that good stu"". Then she ends up ditching that dude "or a %etter prospect. I" that dude would +ust realize "or a minute that i" he spent all that money he had spent on her....on :I3$)B, eentually someone would approach :I3. s a guideline, remem%er; front ttrcts! c"o#t kee$s% In the meantime, do what you can to %etter your appearance. Kinda "la%%y or skinny* Get in the gym. Take your 'chase-a-hoe' money, get some creatine, get your %u"" on, and let the hoes chase A/4 "or a change. The amount o" time it takes to %uild an e""ectie "ront aries per indiidual. $ome dudes come with a ready-made "ront, where others hae to start "rom scratch. It all comes down to how %ad you want it. /r, how sick you are o" running %ehind women. t any rate, take care o" yoursel", and eerything else will "all into place. The sooner you start, the sooner you "inish. Bront and clout ary on e""ectieness depending on your enironment. Bor eample, my '91 :onda ccord on <0F chromies is all the rage in Tucson, 8, %ut it ain't $L4T here in )as Eegas, DE. I'll get into enironmental "actors in another article. In conclusion, as &uiet as it's kept, we men hae the same capa%ility as women to do things our way...i" we are dealing with %roads who are +ocking the >CP out o" us. The key is utilizing our redeming traits# and to %uild a marketa%le "ront out o" it.
Bield ercise H1; Take one weekends worth o" 'treat-a-trick-good' money, and get a new out"it or a watch that goes Fgleam! gleam!F. $ee i" you notice a di""erence. The The nicer your gear is, the more con"ident you will "eel. " eel. The more con"ident you "eel, the more con"ident you look. The more con"ident you look, the more hoes will holla. 4ntil net time, The Kidd!!
-----------------s I mentioned in the last article, "ront and clout go hand and hand, much like a dou%le edged sword. (ithout one or the other, your oerall status in society is incomplete. >lout can %e %est descri%ed as an occupation, pro"ession, position, andMor title, %e it earned or inherited. prince is %orn a prince. 7o you think that millions o" teenage girls would o%sess oer Prince (illiam o" (ales i" he was +ust plain 'ol illy who lied down the street* >lout is the %ack%one that eri"ies your "ront. ample; i" two dudes are in a clu%, dressed eactly the same, sportin' iced out rollies, and pushing tight rides, then their "ronts are e&ual. >hances are that women will "lock to the %oth o" them. Dow, let it %e "ound out that whereas one guy is a doctor, the other works two +o%s, has maed out credit cards, and lies day to day. This would make a %ig impact on society's impression o" that indiidual. This is why clout is so important, much more important than a "ront. )et me reiterate "rom my last article; front ttrcts! c"o#t kee$s% I" you are all dressed up and a woman approaches you, you %est %eliee sooner or later the &uestion will come up, F$o....what do you do "or a liing*F. Luiet as it's kept, the answer to this &uestion is the di""erence %etween a %ad %road running %ehind you, trying to do eerything in her power to lock you down, or whether she +ust kind o" nonchalantly "inishes the conersation and ya'll are +ust 'cool', i" that. Dow, this doesn't mean that she is +ocking you any less or is any less seually attracted to you. >hances are that once you come up on some clout i.e. :aPlenty, which is re&uired watching#, she will %e right there to tell you how she has loed you "rom +ump, %lah %lah %lah, you are the man "or her, %lah %lah %lah, and all that stu"" she thinks you want to hear to sew you up. It's kinda like picking "ruit. )et's say that you hae a garden +ust "ull with all kinds o" "ruit trees, plants, whateer. Aou may like di""erent kinds o" "ruit, %ut you know which one is your "aorite, so you naturally go to get that particular type "irst let's say it's a mango#. (ell, apparently the mangos aren't ripe yet, so now what* Aou'll eat some grapes, an apple, an orange, though all the time you are slowly waiting "or the mangos to ripen. The moment they are ready to eat, you are right there to eat them. Dow, you are pro%a%ly thinking how the hell does this relate to pimpin'* llow me to eplain.
This is a simple eplanation o" natural selection. Datural selection is strongly in"luenced %y "ront and clout. In this eample, +ust %eing a mango is the "ront. (hether it is ready to eat or not is the t he clout. Generally speaking, a woman knows what kind o" man she is looking "or. $he has known since she was a little girl. (hen she "inds that man, the actions she takes will depend on the clout o" that particular guy. This doesn't mean she +ust sits and waits, 'cause hoes gotta eat too. $u%stitute the eating o" other "riuts to dating other people. This girl, though she will %e seeing other people, will 'check in' periodically to see how your clout is 'shaping up'. The moment your clout reaches critical mass, is the moment she "inally decides to reeal these '"eelings' she's had "or you oer the last 9 years. (hat you decide to do with this t his 'prodigal' %road is up to you, %ut I would make that %itch post %ail, i.e. 'proe her loe to me' %e"ore I reciprocate. The rule o" reciprocation states that eeryone is treated accordingly. (hen a %road "inally comes clean, don't +ust accept this and drop the grudge. T:I$ C/7 :$ D BC/DTIDG /D A/4 B/C N D43C /B 3/DT:$MAC$. Aou hae the %all now......C4D (IT: IT! /r more speci"ically, run down the shot clock. ust when she thinks she is a%out to regain possession, drie to the hole and 74DK IT /D :C $$. Dotice how appropriate it is that she is right under the goal, with your nuts in her "ace as you hang "rom the rim. That's a %eauti"ul thing. Bront and >lout are %oth dependent on your enironment which I will discuss in the net article#. The "unny thing a%out all this is that a lot o" times a %road is not conciously aware o" all these little things that determine whether she has a crush on you now or whether she 'discoers' her "eelings "or you later. lso, it needs to %e mentioned that the woman's oerall status in society plays a ery important part o" what she considers a compati%le , complimentary status in a man. /nce again, enironmental enironmental "actors play a %ig role in this whole scheme o" things. In closing, "ront and clout are co-dependent on each other. (ith out a good "ront, you cannot attract. (ithout tight clout, you cannot keep as e""ortlessy as you could (IT: tight clout#. This is not saying that you can't get what you want i" your "ront and clout ain't tight. This is saying that you can get what you want, and keep what you want, without doing net to nothing at all, i" your "ront and clout are tight. etter yet, within reason, you can treat them howeer you want and do whateer you want, and them %roads won't go anywhere. I'll close with this t his eample. 7o you really think that i" 3agic ohnson wasn't 3agic ohnson, that his wi"e would still %e with him* :IE and all* Think a%out it. It ain't 8 %ein' me, The Kidd!!
Field Exercise #3: If you haven't seen it yet, rent 'HavPlenty'. Watch it, analye it. !he main thing to notice here is how ee ha# to come up on clout $efore Havilan# %Hav& stoppe# treating him anykin# of way an# came clean. If you pick up anything else, (mail me an# we can talk a$out it.
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----------------------s I repeatedly stated in the preious articles, the key to how tight your "ront and clout c lout has to %e to get %roads on your tip supa tu"" depends greatly upon your enironment. Dow, when I talk a%out your enironment, it has nothing to do with the weather. nironment re"ers to the area you lie and the di""erent social and "inancial "actors associated within. Birst o" all, "rom a general standpoint, pimps do not adapt to their enironment. That's what playas do. Pimps are like dinosaurs. I" conditions are not "aora%le, they die "iguratiely#. In the %ook, 'Pimp', when Ice%erg $lim's enironment %ecame unproductie, did he stay there and make it work* :ell no! :e picked up his shit and moed on to greener pastures. Pimps rarely i" eer compromise. ust like hoes, it is their way or the highway. I" the enironment you are in isn't conducie to pimpin', more o"ten than not hoes are making runnin' thangs and can't no man say s&uat. I" at all "easi%le, seriously consider moing. I'll get into social "actors "irst. 3ain thing that in"luences social "actors is demographics, demographics, or how many o" what is in an area, per capita, and all that type o' stu"". I" you are somewhere where men outnum%er women, %eliee you me, the sympin' and ho sittin' will %e outrageous. The ideal social enironment "or a pimp is a hoe heay enironment. (here eer there are more women then men, women "eel the crunch and act accordingly i.e. running %ehind men#. They will also put up with more o" a man's shit %ecause, hey, there +ust isn't much to choose "rom, is there* Binancial "actors re"er to who makes what and what they do with it. I" you lie in a high pro"ile area like :ollywood or )as Eegas#, where when you go out, you hae to share the clu% with cele%rities, %oers, actors and the like, all eyez (I)) D/T %e on you. ll the hoes in there will %e star-struck and you will %e /'d assed out#. To put it %luntly, i" you lie somewhere that %ig %allers are plenti"ul and you are not a %ig %aller, well, then you hae to settle "or the le"toers. It doesn't help none when these %ig willies are always taking these hoes shoppin', gettin' their hair done, "eedin' um, and all that other symp sheet. It's net to impossi%le to pimp spoiled hoes hoes spoiled %y symps, that is.#. /nce a %itch gets put on %y a symp, they don't want anything less than the %est, and will automatically assume that whoeer hollas at her a"ter that will con"orm accordingly. The N "actor to this is that i" she is on your tip, and you play your cards right, you can reerse this. That, howeer, is another article.
nother "actor is space. I" you are in a con"ined enironment, enironment, like a town where the nearest town in any direction is like @ hours or more away, then a pimp's e""ectieness takes another hit. (hen you in a con"ined enironment, the %roads are slow to moe %ecause they know that you are not going anywhere. That's That's another reason why it sucks to lie in Eegas. Good places are like rizona or Teas, where you can %ounce "rom town to town. :oes are &uicker to holla at you %ecause they don't een know i" you lie in that town, much less when you are coming %ack. That That is why it is so easy to run %roads when you go on a trip. Plus, you won't %e there long enough to mess up any game they hae going on at the time, so that's an added plus. ll in all, these are %asically the ma+or things that can hamper pimps enironmentally. To close, I will %reak down my enironment, )as Eegas, and eplain how it works; $ocial; 3ore dudes than %roads. $ympin' is atrocious. $o is the hatin' and saltin'. :oes are real snotty, 'cause they know that they got shit on lock. They act a "ool IG time. Binancial; )as Eegas Eegas is a %ig %aller town. ll a%out the loot. :al" o" these hoes strip, so they are %allin'. Go to the clu%, shakin' hands with 3arcus llen, Connie 7eEoe, and Kid >apri is the 7. 3e* I'm +ust a lowly college student. :ow can I compete* $pace; )as Eegas is pain"ully con"ined. oth ). and Phoeni are @-2 hours away. Cesult; It ain't 8 %ein' me in )as Eegas. I'm moing upon graduation. 3y cousin on the other hand, 3r. Blick o" the PT># who is in the military and has "ront and clout similar to mine, is doing much %etter than I am in the small town o" $ierra Eista, 8. 8. :ere are the reasons why; $ocial; 3ore hoes than dudes. Plus, these hoes are trying to get out o" town 'cause it sucks. est route* 3arry a military man. Bronting is a rare occurrence and when it does happen, rarely does it last past minute rice. Binancial; ery%ody who is any%ody is in the military. This town is that small pop. a%out ?5-@5,555#. (hen my cousin goes to the clu%, : is the star. $pace; :our away "rom 3eico, hour away "rom Tuscon, 1
-------------------------(omen, should they hae their way, would like "or us men to %eliee that they are superior to us and will always run things. To a certain etent, this is true. I" you don't %eliee that this 'man's world' is actually a 'woman's world', you haen't swallowed the red pill yet re"er to 'The 3atri'#. $ad %ut true, this I$ their world...they +ust let us run it to paci"y our enormous egos. It is important to remem%er that generally speaking, men are attracted to hot, "resh ass the younger, the %etter#, whereas women are attracted to clout and sta%ility i.e. 'what can you do "or me*'#. This simple "act is the %asis "or all o" my preious articles. 3en are %asically raised "rom %irth to respect women no matter what, and that we a%solutely hae to hae pussy. (omen, on the other hand, are pulled aside %y our mothers and instructed on how to get a man. (hat our mothers and "athers hae neglected to tell us, howeer, is that while women hae their way in the %eginning, we win in the end. This surmises my '3ar&uee Ealue Theory'. )et's %egin, shall we* )et's take two indiiduals, one male and one "emale. oth o" them are <9 years old. t <9, a "emale is the epitome o" hot, "resh ass. $he has pro%a%ly %een getting into nightclu%s since she was <2, and gets the crap +ocked out o" her regularly. ll she really has to worry a%out is her weight, makeup, and getting raped. erything else is gray. $he is at the top o" her game. >onersely, a <9 year old male is at the %ottom o" the totem pole. The aerage male at <9 doesn't hae a whole lot to show "or himsel". I" he's lucky, he might hae a car. >hances are he wasn't going to nightclu%s...he was skate%oarding and playing ideo games which I still do#. :e's wondering why all o" the women his age are with older dudes. lso, since the male hormonal rage is at <=, this naturally makes men hella sympish at this age, %ending oer %ackwards +ust "or a chance to get some drawlz. <9 is not a good time "or most o" us. :ell, most o" us still lie with 3omz. Bast "orward a little. l ittle. Dow %oth people %etween 12-?2. 7epending 7epending on the circumstances in their lies, this is generally where the sees %reak een, though though in most cases "emales still hae the upper hand. (hy* ecause we are stoopid, and usually can't see what I am a%out to point out.
The "ormerly untoucha%le woman now has a "ew things to worry a%out. Damely, the new models that are coming out a.k.a %roads younger than her#, and that good 'ol %iological clock that +ust a keeps on tick, tick, tickin' away. lso, i" she has had any children %y this time and is not married, this drops her mar&uee alue een "urther. Plus, "emales hormonal rage kicks in at ?5, so she will %e a little more aggressie anyway. I assume this is to increase the chance that the %road will reproduce %e"ore it's too late. The guy on the other hand is moing on up. y now, he has pro%a%ly "inished college, or is on some sort o" career path. :e has a car. :e has an apartment or house. :e %asically has something to show "or himsel". :e has also %een around a little %it, and there"ore is a little more worldly wise. This is why older women tend to graitate toward younger men, %ecause they are easier to manipulate. Plus, the 'new models' that are coming out are +ocking him tough, %ecause he is older and more esta%lished. lso, since his hormonal rage has su%sided, he is thinking a lot more clearly, and is generally more worried a%out taking care o" himsel" and his "uture plans than running %ehind some %road. This, o" course, can work a %road into a "renzy. In other words, he is shaping up to %e good '%a%y daddy' material. This is generally where guys "uOk up. en though, slowly %ut surely, this guy's status in society has gone up, it is usually so gradual that he doesn't een notice it. This %asically means that een though he has something going "or him, he still thinks that the only way to to get a %road is to court her i.e. run %ehind that %eeyutch#. This is when he should +ust kick %ack and watch them run to :I3. I +ust wish more guys would "igure this out. Bast "orward again. Dow %oth people are in their @5's. This is where we men start to pull away. Aou know what they say a%out a woman that is @5 and up; $he has a %etter chance o" getting attacked %y a terrorist than getting married. /r how a%out this one; woman's %eauty is gone with the "irst gray hair. er wonder why more women undergo plastic surgery than men* To compete with the younger models that men at their age in this case, @5 or so# can get almost e""ortlessly. There really isn't a lot to say here. 3en, on the other hand, are haing a "ield day. Birst o" all, men are in control o" the economy. eryone knows that women generally make 1 cents to eery dollar we make. This adds up &uite nicely. I hae three words; 3oney, Power, Cespect. I" this guy has played his cards right, he should %e in a ery good position %y now, with at least some in"luence. 7o you see ill Gates getting plastic surgery to improe his looks* Do. :ow a%out $ean >onnery smoothing away some wrinkles* Do. (hy* >4$ T:A :E 3/DA, T:T'$ (:A. That's what women +ock. (hen you look good, women will look at you. (hen you look good D7 hae money, women will throw themseles at you. ctually, you don't een hae to look good. s "ar as 25 goes, I only hae one word to say; Eiagra. The adent adent o" this little %lue pill has guaranteed guaranteed us men that we can hae se until we die. >ouple that with the "act that we can reproduce until we die and that's &uite the one-two punch. (omen* Dope, no iagra "or %roads. ll we hae to do is stay healthy, success"ul, and hae a +ar "ull o" little %lue pills %y the %ed and we will %e set. Bor women around this age, ecept "or those that are etremely well o"" consult enironmental "actors#, their game is oer.
In conclusion, all we men need is a little patience. $ure, you can get what you want now i" you want to work "or it, %ut why not work on yoursel", %ide your time, then watch %roads work on getting with you* $imple in concept, trying in eecution, as this train o" thought t hought is "ar "rom the norm and hard "or the aerage guy to swallow. Then again, not eeryone decides to take the red pill, %ecause some people +ust can't handle the truth. $o to all o" my aspiring pimps, keep the "aith and get your shit tight. (e might %e losing some o" the %attles, %ut we will (ID T: (C (C GID$T C/7$. 3y net article will %e entitled 'N-Bactors', which %asically esta%lishes disclaimers and loopholes "or my pimposohies. Do system is per"ect, and mine is not without "laws. This is aimed at the ma+ority. $tay tuned. Keep your head up, The Kidd!! Note: '*(+actors' will $e my last article in Pimposophies. I am consi#ering #oing another section calle# 'Covert !actics' !actics' which actually eplains how to rea# an# pull $roa#s. I haven't ha# much response to these articles, so I #on't know if I'm wasting my time. Please (mail me an# let me know if ya'll want to see 'Covert !actics'. !actics'. I'm out-
----------There really isn't much to this article. $o "ar, %y reading the preceeding articles, you hae %een eposed to the '3atri'. Aour eyes hae %een opened to what is really going on. Dow, what I'e said so "ar is sound and all, %ut who really wants to wait until they are ?5 to @5 to start pulling top notch, %om% ass hoes right* N-Bactors are %est descri%ed as &uirks in the 3atri. 7epending on how you play these &uirks is the di""erence %etween prosperity and despair. I" you know what to look "or, you hae a "ighting chance to circument "ront, clout, and een mar&uee alue. To %etter eplain this, let me draw an eample "rom 'The 3atri' /nce Deo saw and understood what the 3atri was, he then t hen %egan training to %reak the rules o" the 3atri. That is what &uali"ies him as a pimp. /nce he got oer the shock and the "eeling o" helplesness that the 3atri eoked in him, he then %egan eperimenting in how to %eat it. To get around it. To %e in the 3atri %ut still do things his way. (ith my net section, 'Covert Tactics' , I will show you how to manipulate your enironment in a Pimp Tyte manner. :ow to +ump "rom %uilding to %uilding. :ow to run up walls. :ow to "ly. Aou might not catch on right away een Deo didn't make his "irst %uilding +ump#, %ut it is through your mistakes that you learn. Cemem%er the
trou%le handling the truth, you're %etter o"" neer returning to the Pimp Detwork. 3y net series o" articles are going to %low the roo" o"" o" these t hese hoes. I'e shown you the rules........ rules........ ........now I'm going to show you how to %reak them. Thus ends my Pimposophies.
