Kissing

by HUGH MORRIS (first published in 1936) brought to you by PracticalRomance.com

The dictin!ry s!ys th!t ! "iss is #! s!lute $!de by tuchin% &ith the lips pressed clsely t%ether !nd suddenly p!rtin% the$'# r$ this it is uite b*ius th!t+ !lthu%h ! dictin!ry,$!y "n& s$ethin% !but &rds+ it "n&s nthin% !but "issin%' If &e !re t %et the re!l $e!nin% f the &rd "iss+ inste!d f %in% t the ld f%ies &h c$pile dictin!ries+ &e shuld % t the pets &h still h!*e the ht bld f yuth cursin% in their *eins' r+ inst!nce+ -lerid%e c!lled ! "iss+ #nect!r bre!thin%'# Sh!"espe!re s!ys th!t ! "iss is ,! #se!l f l*e' M!rti!l+ th!t ld R$!n pet &h hid !$ple pprtunity t d rese!rch &r" n the sub.ect+ s!ys th!t ! "iss &!s #the fr!%r!nce f b!ls!$ e/tr!cted, fr$ !r$!tic trees0 the rise dr yielded by the tee$in% s!ffrn0 the perfu$e f fruits $ell&in% in their &inter buds0 the fl&ery $e!d&s in the su$$er0 !$ber &!r$ed by the h!nd f ! %irl0 ! buuet f fl&ers th!t !ttr!cts the bees'# es+ ! "iss is !ll f these ''' !nd $re' Others h!*e s!id th!t ! "iss &!s2 the b!l$ f l*e0 the first !nd l!st f .ys0 l*es l!n%u!%e0 the se!l f bliss0 l*es tribute0 the $eltin% sip0 the nect!r f 4enus0 the l!n%u!%e f l*e' es+ ! "iss is !ll f these ' ' ' !nd $re' r ! "iss c!n ne*er be !bslutely defined' 5ec!use e!ch "iss is different fr$ the ne befre !nd the ne !fter' .ust !s n t& peple !re !li"e+ s !re n t& "isses !li"e' r it is peple &h $!"e "isses' Re!l+ li*e peple puls!tin% &ith life !nd l*e !nd e/tre$e h!ppiness'

DIFFFERENT KINDS OF KISSES Of curse+ there !re different "inds f "isses' r inst!nce+ there is the "iss th!t the de*ut persn i$pl!nts n the rin% f the pe' There is the $!tern!l "iss f ! $ther n her child' There is the friendly "iss f t& peple &h !re $eetin% r !re sep!r!tin%' There is the "iss th!t ! "in% e/!cts fr$ his cnuered sub.ects' 5ut !lthu%h !ll f these !re c!lled "isses+ they !re nt the "isses7 th!t &e !re %in% t cncern ursel*es &ith in this b"' Our

"isses !re %in% t be the nly "ind f "isses &rth cnsiderin% ' the "isses f l*e' The "iss perh!ps+ th!t Rbert,5u$s h!d in $ind &hen he &rte2 Hneyed se!l f sft !ffectins+ Tenderest pled%e f future bliss+ 8e!rest tie f yun% cnnectins+ *es first sn&drp+ *ir%in "iss' The !$!:in% thin% !but the "iss is th!t !lthu%h $!n"ind h!s been "issin% e*er since ;d!$ first turned *er n his side !nd s!& <*e lyin% ne/t t hi$+ there h!s been pr!ctic!lly nthin% &ritten n the sub.ect' <*ery ye!r+ hundreds f b"s !re published tellin% yu h& t reduce+ h& t %!in+ h& t %et !  .b+ h& t c"+ h& t &rite !nd e*en h& t li*e' 5ut+ n the !rt f "issin%+ *ery little h!s been &ritten' , One re!sn fr this l!c" f prper instructin is !ccunted fr by the 4ictri!n' sense f $r!ls &hich h!s persisted thru%h the !%es' T the blue,nsed urit!ns f the p!st !nythin% th!t cncerned l*e &!s dirty+ prn%r!phic!l' =hn 5uny!ns &ritin%s sh& &h!t these+ urit!ns thu%ht f the "iss' He &rte in bi% inf!$us #The il%ri$s r%ress+# #the c$$n s!lut!tins f &$en I !bhr' It is dius t $e in &h$se*er I see it' >hen I h!*e seen %d $en s!lute thse &$en th!t they h!*e *isited+ r th!t h!*e *isited the$+ I h!*e $!de $y b.ectins !%!inst it0 !nd &hen they h!*e !ns&ered th!t it &!s but ! piece f ci*ility+ I h!*e tld the$ th!t it &!s nt ! c$ely si%ht' S$e+ indeed+ h!*e ur%ed the hly "iss0 but then+ I h!*e !s"ed the$ &hy they $!"e their b!l"s0 &hy they, did s!lute the $st h!nds$e !nd let the ill,f!*red nes %'# erh!ps ld 5uny!n thu%ht th!t &!y bec!use be &!s ne f the #ill,f!*red# &h &ent un"issed !nd &ere let #%'# 5ut+ n&!d!ys+ peple h!*e t!"en ! br!der utl" n life' Our pl!ys !re bec$in% $re ci*ili:ed !nd less stiff' Our !rts !re n $re censred by l!&s' Our b"s !re bein% &ritten !but sub.ects th!t n self,respectin% !uthr &uld e*er h!*e d!red t put int ! b"' 5irth,cntrl+ di*rce !nd the science f $!rri!%e !re c$$n sub.ects fr b"s' <*en the str!n%e *ices f $!n"ind !re bru%ht ut int the pen !nd discussed !nd nt !ll&ed t fester in the d!r" ch!$bers f censrship' es+ b"s li"e 4!n de 4eldes #Ide!l

M!rri!%e# !nd Stpes #M!rried *e# Ire penly sld in b"stres' 5ut+ n&here+ d &e find ! b" &hich instructs peple in the !rt f "issin%+ !n !rt &hich is !n !bslute essenti!l t ! h!ppy ,life+ !s &e sh!ll discuss in the nc$in% p!%es f this b"' Is it bec!use &e !re nt !bslutely freed fr$ the sh!c"les f prudishness? In cert!in p!rts f this cuntry+ $en h!*e been !rrested fr "issin% their &i*es n the street@ Is this ci*ili:!tin? S it is+ th!t this b" is bein% &ritten' It is %in% t be ! $!nu!l f the "iss' In it &e !re %in% t discuss the $st !ppr*ed $ethds f "issin%+ the !d *!nt!%es' f cert!in "inds !nd+ &ith the dis!d*!nt!%es f thers+ the $ent!l !nd physic!l re!ctins f "issers+ histric!l episdes f "issin% t%ether &ith e/!$ples fr$ the liter!ture f the &rld in &hich "isses &ere the sub.ect' S+ %ird up yur lins+ puc"er up yur lips !nd lets t the "issin% !ren!@

WHY PEOPLE KISS >h!t h!ppens &hen ! $!n !nd ! &$!n "iss? Th!t is t s!y+ &h!t h!ppens+ t the *!rius p!rts f the bdy &hen t& peple in l*e .in their lips in bliss? e!rs !%+ befre ur bil%ists "ne& f the e/istence f the %l!nds in ur bdies+ ne &riter uted ! scientist !s s!yin% th!t #"issin% is ple!s!nt bec!use the teeth+ .!&bnes !nd lips !re full f ner*es+ !nd &hen the lips $eet !n electric current is %ener!ted'# >h!t nnsense@ >h!t utter nnsense@ In the first pl!ce+ t& peple "iss bec!use they !re s!tisfyin%+ ! hun%er &ithin the$+ ! hun%er th!t is !s n!tur!l !s the hun%er fr,fd+ &!ter !nd "n&led%e' It is the hun%er f se/ th!t dri*es the$ t e!ch ther' ;fter th!t+ hun%er h!s been s!ti!ted+ then c$es the hun%er fr ! h$e+ fr children !nd fr $!rit!l h!ppiness' This hun%er is instincti*e+ th!t is+ &e !re brn &ith it+ !ll f us+ !nd &e c!nnt le!rn it r !cuire it in !ny &!y'

WHY KISSING IS PLEASANT Once this hun%er fr the ppsite se/ e*idences itself+ there ccurs in the hu$!n bdy &h!t is "n&n as tumescence &hich+ in si$ple l!n%u!%e+ is the

rhyth$ic!l cntr!ctin f the *!rius $uscles f the bdy t%ether &ith the functinin% f cert!in %l!nds+ .ust &hich %l!nds science h!s been un!ble t s!y definitely' Gl!nd speci!lists "n&+ by perfr$in% cert!in per!tins+ th!t the !dren!l+ the pituit!ry+ the %n!d !nd cert!in ther %l!nds+ cntrl the se/u!l beh!*ir f hu$!n bein%s' It is these %l!nds th!t re,!ct+ th!t secrete &h!t !re "n&n !s hr$nes int the bld &hich+ in turn+ c!rries the$ int the *!rius r%!ns effected by ! se/u!l re!ctin' Therefre+ it c!n be seen th!t it is the p!rti!l s!tisfyin% f the se/,hun%er th!t $!"es "issin% ple!sur!ble' e h!*e !he!d f us ple!sur!ble re!din% f the bliss f the "iss' A& th!t &e h!*e le!rned &hy it is th!t $en !nd &$en "iss+ let us % int the $ethds used in' "issin% s !s t deri*e the $st s!tisf!ctin fr$ this $st sul, !ppe!sin% f ple!sures'

APPROVIED METHODS OF KISSING The nly "iss th!t cunts is the ne e/ch!n%ed by t& peple &h !re in l*e &ith e!ch ther' Th!t is the first essenti!l f the s!tisfyin% "iss' r ! "iss is re!lly the unin f t& sul,$!tes &h h!*e c$e t%ether bec!use they &ere $!de fr e!ch ther' The' re!sn fr this is th!t the "iss is re!lly the intrductin t l*e+ true l*e' The "iss prep!res the p!rticip!nts fr the l*e life f the future' It is the fund!tin+ the st!rtin% pint f se/u!l l*e' ;nd it is fr th!t re!sn th!t the $!nner in &hich the "iss is perfr$ed is s *it!lly i$prt!nt' There !re still yun% &$en e/t!nt &h belie*e th!t b!bies !re the result f "isses ;ctu!lly@ this is ! f!ct@ ;nd this cnditin e/ists bec!use ur p!rents+ in the $!in+ !re either i%nr!nt f the $ethds f e/pl!inin% se/ t their children r !re t e$b!rr!ssed t enli%hten the$' The result is th!t their children bt!in their se/u!l infr$!tin fr$ the streets !nd !lleys r else re$!in

i%nr!nt f it !nd belie*e such thin%s !s &!s $entined !b*e'

KISSES ARE BUT PRELUDES TO LOVE M!n !nd &$!n !re brn t l*e+ $!rry !nd be%et children' >$!n is s physic!lly cnstituted th!t she is the ne &h be!rs the child' M!n+ n the ther h!nd+ is %i*en the duty f bein% the prtectr f his &ife !nd+ !fter they !re brn+ f his children' Therefre+ he $ust !l&!ys be the ne &h t!"es the initi!ti*e' He $ust be strn%+ he $ust be &illin%+ he $ust be physic!lly !ble t t!"e c!re f his ch!r%es+ He $ust be the !%%ressr' It is+ therefre+ necess!ry th!t the $!n be t!ller th!n the &$!n' The psychl%ic!l re!sn fr this is th!t he $ust !l&!ys %i*e the i$pressin f bein% his &$!ns superir+ bth $ent!lly !nd especi!lly physic!lly' The physic!l re!sn+ &ith &hich &e !re $re cncerned+ is th!t if he is t!ller th!t his &$!n+ he is better !ble t "iss her' He $ust be !ble t s&eep her int his strn% !r$s+ !nd t&er 6*er her+ !nd l" d&n int her eyes+ !nd cup her chin in his fin%ers !nd 1 hen+ bend *er her f!ce !nd pl!nt his e!%er+ *irile lips n her $ist+ sli%htly p!rted+ in*itin% nes' ;ll f this he $ust d &ith the *i%r f !n !sserti*e $!le' ;nd+ !ll f these !re i$pssible &here' the &$!n is the t!ller f the,t&' r &hen the situ!tin is re*ersed+ the "iss bec$es nly ! ludicrus b!n!lity' The physic!l $!stery is %ne+ the $!le prer%!ti*e is %ne+ e*erythin% is %ne but the f!ct th!t t& lips !re tuchin% t& ther lips' Athin% c!n be $re dis!ppintin%'

PREPARING FOR THE KISS ; p!r!%r!ph b!c"+ &e $entined th!t the &$!ns lips &ere sli%htly p!rted &hen she !&!ited the lips f her l*er' There &!s ! re!sn fr usin% this descriptin' ;l&!ys+ in !ny srt f "iss+ .ust befre the $!les lips settle nt the lips f his p!rtner+ the fe$!les lips shuld be sli%htly p!rted' One re!sn fr this is th!t cherry,red lips ser*e !s ! ch!r$in% fr!$e fr ! r& f %le!$in%+ &hite+ e*en teeth' The picture th!t cnfrnts the "isser is ne th!t dr!&s hi$ n&!rd' ;nd e*en+ $nths l!ter+ &hen he thin"s b!c" t the "iss in the retrspect+ he &ill re$e$ber th!t pretty little picture f the pe!rls f teeth

nestlin% in their fr!$e f,cherries' The deliciusness f ! ln%,re$e$bered "iss &!s be!utifully e/pressed in ! pe$ c!lled+ #Three Bisses+# in &hich ccurred the *erse2 I %ently r!ised her s&eet+ pure f!ce+ Her eyes &ith r!di!nt+ l*e si%ht filled' Th!t tre$blin% "iss Ill neer fr%et >hich bth ur he!rts &ith r!pture filled' ;nther re!sn fr,p!rtin% the lips is th!t there is ! definite %r!tific!tin the $!le bt!ins fr$ the delicius dr th!t e$!n!tes fr$ his l*ed nes $uth' =hn Secundus+ in describin% ! "iss+' s!id , th!t @C l*ers "iss &!s li"e2 "... every aromatic breeze That wafts from Africa's spicy trees;"  The dr f ! &$!ns h!ir c!n send shi*ers f .y cursin% up !nd d&n ! $!ns spine' The dr f her bdy c!n cn*ulse hi$ &ith thres f p!ssin' Odrs !re !s necess!ry t l*e !s is l*e+ itself' Th!t is &hy it is s essenti!l th!t the lips be p!rted .ust befre the "iss' ;nd th!t is &hy the bre!th shuld be "ept !l&!ys s&eet !nd pure s th!t+ &hen the lips !rt pened+ the bre!th &ill be li"e !n #!r$!tic bree:e'# S$eti$es it is !d*is!ble t tuch the crners f the $uth &ith perfu$e' 5ut be cert!in th!t there is nly the f!intest su%%estin f !n dr !nd n $re' ;nther thin%+ lipstic" is definitely ut in the "iss+ bec!use it c$es ff s re!dily' ; *ery li%ht c!t f lipstic" shuld be &rn s th!t+ &hen it des c$e ff+ it &ill nt ser*e t betr!y yu' Si$il!rly+ the teeth shuld be "ept cle!ned !nd plished' Athin% c!n d!$pen ! yun% $!ns !rdr+ r ! yun% &$!ns fr th!t $!tter+ th!n ! r& f br&n,st!ined+ un"e$pt teeth'

HOW TO APPROACH A GIRL In "issin% ! %irl &hse e/perience &ith scul!tin is li$ited+ it is ! %d thin% t &r" up t the "issin% f the lips' Only !n !rr!nt fl sei:es hld f such ! %irl+ &hen they !re c$frt!bly se!ted n the sf!+ !nd suddenly sh*es his

f!ce int hers !nd s$!c"s her lips A!tur!lly+ the first thin% he shuld d is t !rr!n%e it s th!t the %irl is se!ted !%!inst the !r$ f the sf! &hile he is se!ted !t her side' In this &!y+ she c!nnt ed%e !&!y fr$ ,hi$ &hen he bec$es serius in his !ttentins' This dne+ n s$e prete/t r !nther+ such !s ! %!ll!nt !tte$pt t !d.ust the cushins behind her+ he $!n!%es t insinu!te his !r$+ first !rund the b!c" f the sf! !nd then+ %r!du!lly+ !rund her shulders' If she flinches+ dnt &rry' If she flinches !nd $!"es !n utcry+ dnt &rry' If she flinches+ $!"es !n utcry !nd tries t %et up fr$ the sf!+ dnt &rry' Hld her %ently but fir$ly+ !nd !ll!y her fe!rs &ith "ind+ re!ssurin% &rds' Re$e$ber &h!t Sh!"espe!re s!id !but #! &$!ns n@ H&e*er'+ if she flinches !nd $!"es !n utcry+ ! lud+ stentri!n utcry+ $ind yu+ !nd st!rts t scr!tch yur f!ce+ then st!rt t &rry r st!rt t %et yurself ut f ! b!d situ!tin' Such %irls !re nt t be trifled &ith ''' r "issed' It is such !s they+ in $st c!ses+ &h still belie*e the stry 6f the str" &hich brin%s b!bies bec!use f the cnseuences f ! "iss' 5ut if yur !r$ is c$frt!bly repsed !crss the %irls shulders !nd #!lls ri%ht &ith the &rld)# then yur ne/t step is t fl!tter her in s$e &!y' ;ll &$en li"e t be fl!ttered' They li"e t be tld they !re be!utiful e*en &hen the $irrr thr&s the lie b!c" int their u%ly f!ces' l!tter her@ -!tullus nce &rte2 Biss $e sftly !nd spe!" t $e l&0 Trust $e d!rlin%+ the ti$e is ne!r+ >hen &e $!y li*e &ith ne*er ! fe!r Biss $e de!r@ Biss $e sftly+ !nd spe!" t $e l!& #T!"e ! 8eep Sniff f the er,fu$e In Her H!ir !nd -$$ent On It# Tell her she is be!utiful@ Then+ t!"e ! deep sniff f the perfu$e in her h!ir !nd c$$ent n it' Tell her th!t the dr is li"e #he!dy &ine'# Tell her th!t her h!ir s$ells li"e ! %!rden f rses' Tell her !nythin%+ but be sure t tell her s$ethin% c$pli$ent!ry' This

dne+ it is nly ! n!tur!l thin% fr yu t d t+ desire t sin" yur nse deeper int her h!ir s th!t yu c!n %et the full benefit f its buuet'

THE TECHNIQUES OF KISSING A& is yur ch!nce' The $$ent yu feel the tip f yur nse tuch her sc!lp+ purse yur lips !nd "iss her+ the &hile yu inh!le ! deep bre!th f !ir th!t is redlent &ith the e/uisite dr f her h!ir' it is then but ! fe& inches t her e!r' Tuch the ri$ f her e!r &ith yur lips in ! srt f brushin% $tin' 5re!the %ently int the delic!te shell' S$e &$en re!ct p!ssin!tely t this subtle !ct' 5rush p!st her here in this &!y !%!in !nd nte her re!ctin' If she dr!&s her he!d !&!y+ return t her h!ir !nd sniff lu/uriusly f it' Then2 settle b!c" t her e!r+ the &hile yu $ur$ur #s&eet+ !iry nthin%s# int it' r$ the e!r t her nec" is but !nther fe& inches'' et yur lips tr!*erse this dist!nce uic"ly !nd then d!rt int the n!pe !nd+ &ith yur lips &ell pursed+ nip the s"in there+ usin% the s!$e %entleness !s &uld ! c!t liftin% her precius "ittens' Then+ &ith ! series f little nips+ brin% yur lips !rund fr$ the n!pe f her nec" t the cur*in%+ s&er*e f her .!&+ clse t the e!r' Gently "iss the lbe f her e!r' 5ut be sure+ t return t the tender sftness f her .!&' r$ then n+ the &!y shuld be cle!r t yu' Au::le yur lips !ln% the sft+ d&ny e/p!nse until yu re!ch the c$er f her lips' u &ill "n& &hen this h!ppens bec!use+ suddenly+ yu &ill feel ! str!n%e stiffenin% f her shulders under yur !r$' The re!sn fr this is th!t the lips cnstitute ne f the $!in er%enus :nes f the bdy' The ner*e ends in it !re s sensiti*e th!t the sli%htest cnt!ct &ith the$ sends ! ple!sur!ble thrill i$$edi!tely thru%h the ner*us syste$+ thru%h the $edull! prtin f the br!in+ b!c" thru%h the ner*us syste$ !%!in+ thru%h br!nches &hich cnnect up &ith $tr ner*es+ in this c!se the ner*es th!t cntrl the sphincter $uscles f the $uth !nd lips+ !nd the se/u!l %l!nds &hich &ere $entined befre' In pl!in
n further t $re ple!sur!ble spts' ;he!d f yu lies th!t &hich h!d been pr$ised in yur dre!$s+ the tender+ luscius lips f the %irl yu l*e' 5ut dnt sit idly by !nd &!tch the$ ui*erin%' ;ct@ ift yur lips !&!y sli%htly+ center the$ s th!t &hen yu $!"e cnt!ct there &ill be ! perfect unin' Atice+ nly $$ent!rily+ the picture f her teeth in her lips' ;nd+ then+ li"e ! se!,%ull  s&pin% %r!cefully d&n thru%h the !ir+ brin% yur lips d&n fir$ly nt the lips f the %irl &h is ui*erin% in0 yur !r$s' Biss her@ Biss her !s thu%h+ !t th!t $$ent+ nthin% else e/ists in the &rld' Biss her !s thu%h yur entire life is &r!pped up int the perid f the "iss' Biss her !s thu%h there is nthin% else th!t yu &uld r!ther be din%' Biss her@ ;t this pint+ it is necess!ry fr us t discuss ! fe& sub.ects &hich !re %er$!ne t the !rt f "issin%+ p!rticul!rly in s fir !s they !pply t &h!t h!s  .ust been described' r inst!nce+ there h!s been r!ised uite ! full in re%!rd t &hether ne shuld clse nes eyes &hile "issin% r &hile bein% "issed' ersn!lly+ I dis!%ree &ith thse &h !d*ise clsed eyes' T $e+ there is !n !dditin!l thrill in seein%+ befre $y eyes+ the dr!$! f bliss !nd ple!sure !s it is pl!yed n the f!ce f $y bel*ed' I c!n see tiny &rin"les fr$ !t the c$ers f her eyes+ &rin"les f .y' I c!n see fleetin% sp!s$s f h!ppiness flit !crss her eyes' I c!n see these thin%s !nd+ in seein% the$+ $y ple!sur!ble re!ctins t the "iss !re cnsider!bly hei%htened' In "eepin% $y eyes pen+ I !$ %i*in% ple!sure nt t ne sense !lne+ the sense f tuch+ but t t& senses+ the senses f tuch !nd f si%ht' These t&+ cupled &ith the sense f s$ell &hich is !ctu!ted by the perfu$e f her bre!th+ !ll c$bine t $!"e the "iss !n e/uisite+ ineff!ble epit$e f un!llyed bliss'

HOW TO KISS GIRLS WITH DIFFERENT SIZES OF MOUTHS

;nther uestin &hich $ust be settled !t this ti$e cncerns the si:e f the "issees $uth' ; cnsider!tin f this f!ctr is i$prt!nt' >here the %irls $uth is f the tiny+ rsebud type+ then ne need nt &rry !but &h!t t d' Merely fll& the directins !s they &ere utlined !b*e' H&e*er+ there !re $!ny %irls &hse lips !re br!d !nd %enerus+ &hse lips !re n the rder f =!n -r!&frds+ fr inst!nce'' The techniue in "issin% such lips is different' 8ifferent Si:es f Muths Reuire ! 8ifferent Techniue in Bissin% r+ &ere ne t !ll& his lips t re$!in centered+ there &uld be &ide e/p!nses f lips+ untuched !nd+ therefre+ &!sted' In such c!ses+' inste!d f re$!inin% !dhered t the center f the lips+ the yun% $!n shuld lift up his lips ! trifle !nd be%in t tr!*el !rund the %irls lips+ stppin% ! nu$ber f ti$es t drp ! fir$ "iss in p!ssin%' >hen yu h!*e $!de ! c$plete rund f the lips+ return i$$edi!tely t the center bud !nd fe!st there' e!st there !s did th!t l*er f !ti$!s+ in Tennysens pe$+ in &hich it &!s &ritten th!t2 #Once he dre&+ &ith ne ln% "iss+ $y &hle sul thru%h $y lips,!s sunli%ht drin"eth de&'# Then+ sip f the hney' i"e the bee th!t settles n the fr!%r!nt pistils f ! fl&er+ !nd sips in the nect!r fr hney+ s shuld yu sip in the nect!r fr$ bet&een the lips f yur l*e' ;nd it is nect!r' r there is in this $in%lin% ! sy$bl f the hly c$$unin  f the spirits f t& sul,$!tes+ .ined t%ether in the bnds f !n indissluble l*e' It &!s ! "iss such !s this &hich c!used the &riter f !n ld Ger$!n n*el t &rite2 "Sophia returned my kiss and the earth went from under my feet; my soul was no longer in my body;  touched the stars;  knew the

happiness of angels!" 

ENJOY THE THRILLS OF KISSING 5ut dnt be in ! hurry I ;s in !ll $!tters pert!inin% t l*e+ dnt hurry the prcess f "issin%' ; "iss is t r!pturus ! thin% t be en.yed fr the $$ent !nd the $$ent nly' in%er ln%er n her lips th!n yu h!*e e*er lin%ered befre' r%et ti$e' r%et e*erythin% but the "iss in &hich yu !re in the $idst f' 8nt be li"e th!t b!shful yun% l*er &h+ !fter ! s&eet+ ln% "iss+ dre& his lips !&!y fr$ the lips f his ch!r$er' I$$edi!tely+ She burst ut int te!rs' #>h!ts the $!tter?# he !s"ed slicitusly' #u dnt l*e $e I# she s!id bet&een sbs' #5ut I d@# #Then &hy did yu dr!& yur lips !&!y?# #I culdnt bre!the+# he s!id n!i*ely' 5re!the? >h &!nts t bre!the+ &h e*en &!nts t thin" f bre!thin% in the $iddle f !n i$p!ssined "iss? 5re!the thru%h yur nse if yu h!*e t bre!the' 5ut "iss+ "eep n "issin%+ !s ln% !s there@ Is ne $ini$ f bre!th in yu' Biss+ !s 5yrn s!id &e shuld "iss+ &ith the #ln%+ ln% "iss f yuth !nd l*e'# Recently+ in -hic!%+ there &!s held ! $!r!thn "issin% cntest t deter$ine >hich cuple culd hld their "iss the ln%est &ithut bein% frced t sep!r!te' One p!ir &!s !ble t hld their "iss fr fifteen hurs' Thin" f th!t@ ifteen hurs' ;nd yet the n!i*e l!d stpped "issin% bec!use be culdnt bre!the'
the fll&in% pe$ &hich deser*es t be uted in its entirety' Oh+ th!t ! .y s sn shuld &!ste+ Or s s&eet ! bliss !s ! "iss Mi%ht nt fre*er l!st@ S su%!red+ s $eltin%+ ,s delicius' The de& th!t lies n rses+ >hen the $rn herself disclses+ Is nt s precius' Oh+ r!ther th!n I &uld it s$ther >ere I t t!ste such !nther' It' shuld be $y &ishin% Th!t I $i%ht die "issin%' ;t this pint+ it shuld be e/pl!ined th!t the lips !re nt the nly p!rt f the $uth &hich shuld be .ined in "issin%' <*ery l*er is ! %luttn' He &!nts e*erythin% th!t is p!rt f his s&eethe!rt+ e*erythin%' He desnt &!nt t $iss ! sin%le it! f her #$illin,ple!sured .ys# !s Be!ts nce &rte f the$' Th!t is &hy+ &hen "issin%+ there shuld be !s $!ny cnt!cts+ bdily cnt!cts+ !s is pssible' Snu%%le up clsely t%ether' eel the &!r$ tuch f e!ch thers bdies' 5e s clse th!t the rise !nd f!ll f e!ch thers bs$s is felt by ne !nther' Get ne/t t e!ch ther' #Snu%%le Up -lsely T%ether# ;nd+ this s!$e thin% !pplies t the $uth in "issin%' 8nt be !fr!id t "iss &ith $re th!n yur lips' ;fter yur lips h!*e been %lued t%ether fr s$e ti$e+ pen the$ sli%htly' Then put the tip f yur tn%ue ut s th!t yu c!n feel the s$th surf!ce f yur "issees teeth' This &ill be ! si%n!l fr her t respnd in "ind' If she is &hlly in !ccrd &ith yu+ if she is+ truly+ yur re!l l*e,$!te+ then yu &ill ntice th!t she+ t+ h!s pened her lips sli%htly !nd th!t'+ sn+ her teeth &ill be p!rted' Then+ if she is !ll th!t she shuld be+ she shuld pr.ect the tip f her tn%ue s th!t it $eets &ith the tip f yurs' He!*en &ill be in th!t unin@

!*! &ill run thru%h yur *eins inste!d f bld' ur bre!th &ill c$e in shrt %!sps' There &ill rise up in yu !n O*erp&erin%+ *er&hel$in% sur%e f e$tin such !s yu h!*e ne*er befre e/perienced' If yu !re ! $!n+ yu &ill clutch the shulders f yur l*ed ne !nd sense ! shudder curse thru%h yu th!t $!"es yu p!nt' If yu !re ! &$!n+ !nd bein% "issed+ yu &ill feel ! str!n%e l!n%ur p!ssin% thru%h yur li$bs+ yu,r entire bdy' ; shudder &ill % thru%h yu' u &ill $!n in the delicius tr!nsprts f l*e' ;nd+ in !ll prb!bilities+ yu &ill % f!int bec!use the bld in yur *eins &ill be rushin% furiusly int yur entire syste$ !nd !&!y fr$ yur he!d' Thus+ yu &ill be un!ble t thin" !ny ln%er' u &ill nly be !ble t feel+ td feel the $st e/uisite f ple!sures th!t it h!s been yur lt t feel'

THE FRENCH "SOUL" KISS 5ut dnt stp !t this' Surely+ there is $re t yur tn%ue th!n $erely its tip' rbe further' G deeper' Gently c!ress +e!ch thers tn%ues' r+ in din% this+ yu !re $er%in% yur suls' Th!t is &hy this "iss &!s c!lled the #sul# "iss by the rench &h &ere s!id t be the first peple t h!*e perfected it'' The rench h!*e !l&!ys been ! liber!l $inded peple' ;nd+ it is bec!use f the f!ct th!t they drpped urit!nis$ $!ny ye!rs !%+ th!t they &ere !ble t' perfect the$sel*es in the !rt f l*e !nd+ p!rticul!rly+ in the !rt f "issin%' e!rn fr$ the rench' e!rn !ls fr$ the Old R$!ns + especi!lly -!tullus+ &hse l*e pe$s t esbi! h!*e li*ed thru%h the !%es bec!use f the sincerity f his p!ssin !nd the %enius f his !bility t e/press his e$tins in the fr$ f be!utiful petry' r it &!s -!tullus &h &rte2 "Then to those kisses add a hundred more  A thousand to that hundred so kiss on! To make that thousand up to a million; Treble this million and when that is done #et's kiss afresh as when we first begun." 

Bisses cst nthin%' S "iss n' There is ne thin% th!t yu c!nnt' t!"e !&!y fr$ peple !nd th!t is the !bility t $!"e l*e t e!ch ther' 8espite the f!ct th!t the &rld suffered fr$ ! ln% depressin+ peple cntinued t %et $!rried !nd they cntinued t h!*e children' In f!ct+ !ccrdin% t recently rele!sed fi%ures+ there &ere+ $re children brn durin% the depressin th!n there h!d been in %d ti$es' This $e!ns th!t+ !lthu%h $!rried peple did nt h!*e $ney+ they still h!d the$sel*es' They still h!d l*e' They still h!d the !bility t "iss !s they ple!sed !nd &hen they ple!sed !nd !s ften !s they ple!sed' ;nther pet !s"s2 >h!t is ! "iss? !l!c"+ !t &rst+ ;,sin%le drp t uench ! thirst+ Th ft it pr*es in h!ppier hur+ The first s&eet drp f ne ln% sh&er' 5ec!use "isses cst nthin%' S "iss n' Beep n "issin%' R!re ld 5en =nsn re!li:ed this &hen he &rte th!t+ if he h!d ne &ish+ it &uld be th!t he culd die "issin%' 5ut it is nt nly the rbust !nd lusty pets+ li"e 5en =nsn+ &h !re %luttns fr "isses' There h!s been !ttributed t =hn Rus"in+ !n ld f%y f ! philspher if e*er there &!s ne+ ! reuest fr$ hi$ t ! yun% l!dy friend f his th!t she #"iss hi$ nt s$eti$es but cntinu!lly'# Still !nther pet &rte2 Bisses tld by hundreds er0 Thus!nds tld by thus!nds $re' Millins+ cuntless $illins then Tld by $illins er !%!in0 -untless !s the drps th!t %lide In the ce!ns bill&y tide+ -untless !s yn rbs f li%ht Sp!n%led er the *!ult f ni%ht Ill &ith ce!seless l*e best& On thse chee"s f cri$sn %l&+

On thse lips s %ently s&ellin%+ On thse eyes such fnd t!les tellin%'

PUT VARIETY INTO YOUR KISSES It is &ith the l!st fe& lines f this pe$ th!t ur ne/t sub.ect fr discussin cncerns itself' ;s &!s $entined befre+ the true l*er is nt s!tisfied &ith nly ne r t& cnt!cts' He &!nts n6thin% t be held fr$ hi$' It is fr th!t re!sn th!t+ &hen "issin% ! %irl+ !fter' yu h!*e %i*en sufficient ti$e t the "issin% f her lips+ yu shuld *!ry yur "issin% by di*ertin% yur :e!l t ther prtins f her f!ce' Rbert Herric"+ &h &rte+ $!ny be!utiful l*e lyrics in his d!y+ h!s ! pe$ &hich ide!lly synthesi:es this ide! f *!ried "isses' In it he s!ys2 It isnt cre!ture brn !nd bred 5et&een the lips !ll cherry,red0 It is !n !cti*e fl!$e th!t flies irst t the b!bies f the eyes0 Then t the chee"+ the chin !nd e!r0 It fris"s !nd flies,n& here+ n& there, Tis n& f!r ff+ !nd then tis ne!r0 Here !nd there !nd e*ery&here' et us s!y th!t yu h!*e re*elled in ! s&eet+ ln% "iss' Suddenly+ yu see yur l*ed nes eyes clse !s thu%h in ! $$ent f &e!riness' Gently det!ch yur lips fr$ hers !nd r!ise the$ up t her clsed eyelids' 8rp ! "isslet first n ne eyelid !nd then n the ther' eel the rllin% rb ui*er under yur lips' Then + &hen yu h!*e dne this+ run yur lips d&n !ln% the line f her nse+ stppin% !t dd ti$es t purse the$ int ! tiny "iss' >hen yu re!ch the &rin"le f her nstrils+ bury yur lips deeply int the cur*e !nd "iss little niblets int first ne !nd then the ther' If her eyes still !re clsed+ repe!t the prcess' 5ut return t the lips' Ae*er fr%et this i$prt!nt in.unctin+ #Return t the lips+# fr they c!n ne*er

bec$e s!ti!ted &ith l*es !rdent "isses' The little "isses th!t yu h!*e depsited n her eyes !nd her nse ser*e nly t *!ry the Menu f l*e' They !re but spice t the curse f l*es b!nuet &hich shuld !l&!ys be the #lip "iss'#

THE VACUUM KISS This ti$e+ &hen yur e!%er lips h!*e been depsited n the e!%er lips f the %irl+ try t *!ry the "iss' r inst!nce inste!d f usin% the sul "iss+ try &h!t is "n&n !s the #*!cuu$ "iss'# Here yu st!rt ff by first penin% yur $uth !' trifle .ust !fter yu h!*e been restin% pe!cefully &ith clsed lips' Indic!te t yur p!rtner+ by brushin% her teeth &ith the tip f yur tn%ue+ th!t yu &ish fr her t d li"e&ise' The $$ent she respnds+ inste!d f c!ressin% her $uth+ suc" in&!rd !s thu%h yu &ere tryin% t dr!& ut the inn!rds f !n r!n%e' If she "n&s f this "iss *!ri!tins yur $!id &ill !ct in the s!$e &!y !nd &ithdr!& the !ir fr$ yur $uth' In this f!shin+ in ! *ery shrt &hile+ the+ !ir &ill h!*e been entirely dr!&n ut f yur $uths' ur lips &ill !dhere s ti%htly th!t there &ill !l$st be p!in+ inste!d f ple!sure' 5ut it &ill be the srt f p!in th!t is hi%hly ple!sur!ble' Th!t $!y sund dd but+ ne*ertheless+ it is ! f!ct' !in bec$es s e/cruci!tin% !s t bec$e ple!sure' This sub.ect &ill be %ne int *ery shrtly in re%!rd t &h!t is "n&n !s the #bite "iss'# 5ut+ !t present let I us cntinue &ith the #*!cuu$ "iss'# This "iss $ust+ f necessity+ l!st ! c$p!r!ti*ely shrt ti$e' There is t% rillDch str!in n the delic!te $uth tissues !nd the $uscles tire *ery e!sily' It is 'fr th!t re!sn th!t this "iss shuld be shrtened' H&e*er+ there is ! speci!l techniue t be used t ter$in!tin% it' >hen yu decide th!t yu h!*e h!d enu%h f it+ dnt suddenly te!r yur $uth !&!y' ;t le!st+ dnt d it if there !re ther peple present in the huse' r+ they &ill bec$e st!rtled by the sund f ! lud reprt &hich &ill result if yu !ct suddenly' ;ny *!cuu$ &hen suddenly pened t !ir %i*es ff ! lud pppin% nise' The prcedure is si$ply t pen first ! c$er f yur $uth' u &ill he!r ! f!int hissin% sund &hen this is dne' I$$edi!tely+ yu &ill find the pressure in yur $uth lessen' The $uscles &ill rel!/' ;nd ! delicius sense f trpr &ill creep *er

yur entire bdy+ %i*in% it ! l!ssitude th!t is !l$st be!tific' 5ut th!t is nt !ll' T e*ery l!r%e dinner+ there is !l&!ys !dded ! dessert r ! l!%ni!ppe &hich is ! tppin%,ff tid,bit f the e*enin%' The s!$e shuld !pply t the #*!cuu$ "iss'# The $inute yu rele!se ur lips+ lift the$ !&!y fr$ the tired lips f yur l*er' Then+ &ithut &!stin% ! $inutes ti$e+ %ently+ delic!tely+ sftly+ sensiti*ely+ h s li%htly+ l&er yur pursed lips !nd pl!ce ! tiny little "iss int the !l$st bruised lips f the %irl' It is this little !ct f sy$p!thy !nd cndlence th!t $!"es the tie bet&een yu !ll the $re fir$' It tells the %irl th!t yu "n& h& she feels !nd th!t yu sy$p!thi:e &ith her' >hile restin% fr$ the .y,l!den !rdrs f such ! "iss+ ! fe& $re *!ri!tins !re per$issible !nd !d*is!ble' There shuld ne*er be ! let,d&n in ! "issin% sessin' <*ery $$ent $ust be filled &ith "isses' 5ut they d nt h!*e t be "isses f the $uth' There !re ther "isses &hich+ !lthu%h they !re nt !s s!tisfyin% !s the lip "isses+ still ser*e t "eep the bld burnin%'

THE "SPIRITUAL" KISS r inst!nce+ there c!n be "isses e/ch!n%ed $erely in intense %l!nces' ; srt f #spiritu!l "iss'# c!n p!ss bet&een the !drin% eyes f ! p!ir f l*ers' The ht blded !tin r!ces "n& the p&er f such "isses' Their fiery te$per!$ents !re e*er uestin% fr ne& deli%hts+ fr *!ri!tins+ fr deli%htful !nd !rtful &!ys f !ddin% t the ple!sure f l*e' There is ! pe$ e/t!nt &ritten by ! yun% Sp!nish pet t his sle,eyed+ r!*en,tressed senrit!' A dubt it &!s sun% by hi$ under her b!lcny &hile the r$!ntic $n stre!$ed d&n liuid be!$s' 5ut the pe$ uite !$ply describes this pint f "issin% &ith thin%s ther th!n yur lips' Then she "isses &ith her eyelids+ Bisses &ith her !rchin% eye,br&s+ >ith her sft chee" sftly rubbin%+ >ith her chin !nd h!nds !nd fin%ers+ ;ll the fr!$e f M!nuel!+

;ll her bld !nd !ll her spirit+ ;ll $elt d&n t burnin% "isses' There+ erh!ps fifteen feet !&!y fr$ hi$+ &!s the li%ht f her l*e' et+ by $e!ns f her eyes+ she &!s !ble t "iss hi$ s th!t their l*e cntinued t fl&er'

THE EYELASH KISS ; *!ri!tin f this eye "iss c!n be pr!cticed !s ! tender di*ersin' ;fter !n intense perid f #sul r #*!cuu$ "issin%# h!s been indul%ed in !nd bth l*ers lie b!c" tiredly+ l"in% int e!ch thers eyes + the,yun% $!n shuld le!n *er the f!ce f the %irl' 5ut+ inste!d f i$pl!ntin% his lips n hers+ he shuld brin% his chee" int direct cnt!ct &ith her chee" !%!in' Then+ &hen this is dne+ he shuld l&er his eyel!sh s th!t they en$esh &ith the eyel!sh f his p!rtner' This+ f curse+ is dne ne eye !t ! ti$e' ;nd &hen the en$eshin% prcess is c$plete+ e!ch shuld %ently r!ise !nd l&er his r her eyelids' The cnt!ct f the h!ir f the eyel!sh is ne th!t is !l$st indescrib!ble' Suffice it t s!y+ it is ! ch!r$in% byp!th in the $e!d&s f l*e th!t is ple!s!nt+ pr*c!ti*e !nd yet nt e/h!ustin%'

THE "PAIN" KISS ; &hile b!c"+ $entin &!s $!de f the #!in "iss'# It is &ith this see$in%ly p!r!d/ic!l ple!sure th!t &e sh!ll de!l &ith n&' irst f !ll+ it is necess!ry t e/pl!in th!t+ !lthu%h !n !ct c!n be p!inful+ it c!n still be ple!sur!ble' The e/pl!n!tin is $erely !nther indic!tin f the *!ri!bility f hu$!n n!ture' T be%in+ there !re s$e peple &h deri*e !n e/tre$e ple!sure ut f bein% &hipped r burned r be!ten' There is n r!tin!l e/pl!n!tin fr this str!n%e+ deli%ht' The f!ct re$!ins th!t they re!ct ple!sur!bly t p!in' These peple !re c!lled $!schists' Si$il!rly+ there !re ther peple &h deri*e the s!$e ple!sure ut f bein% the nes &h inflict p!in r perfr$ the be!tin%' Their !bnr$!lity+ t+ is ine/plic!ble' They !re c!lled s!dists' The pint is this2 these peple h!*e these str!n%e desires in e/tre$es' 5ut

nr$!l peple h!*e si$il!r desires but they !re nt s strn%' They !re present nly in $inute de%rees' Th!t is &hy s$e f us deliber!tely unc*er ursel*es in cld &e!ther r cntinue t pic" !t ! sre tth !lthu%h the !ct p!ins us' It is fr this re!sn th!t $st f us !re !ble t deri*e ple!sure fr$ the #p!in "iss'# The #p!in "iss# is si$ply ! tiny bite+ ! l*e nip' -!tullus+ &h "ne& his "issin%+ if &e !re t .ud%e fr$ the $!ny pe$s he left n the sub.ect+ nce rte2 >h$ &ilt thu fr thy l*er chse? >hse sh!ll they c!ll thee+ f!lse ne+ &hse? >h sh!ll thy d!rted "isses sip+ >hile thy "een l*e,bites sc!r his lip?

THE "NIP" KISS Hr!ce+ !nther R$!n+ &hse "issin% prcli*ities h!*e c$e d&n thru%h the !%es bec!use f his l*e pe$s+ !ls &rte s$ethin% !but the #nip,"iss# &hen he s!id2 Or n thy lips+ the fierce+ fnd by M!r"s &ith his teeth the furius .y' S yu see+ it is perfectly nr$!l peple+ if yu c!n c!ll pets nr$!l peple+ &h indul%e in the #p!in "iss# !nd deri*e intense ple!sure fr$ it' unish$ent+ !fter !ll+ c!n be $re th!n p!inful' r inst!nce+ in !nther pe$+ ! pet s!ys2 ;nd if she d!red her lips t put+ i"e $!ny pert yun% $isses+ Id &ind $y !r$s her &!ist !but ;nd punish her &ith "isses' A!tur!lly+ in the #nip,"iss# the "isser is nt suppsed t pen his $uth li"e the $!& f ! lin' !nd then sin" his f!n%s int the delic!te,flesh f the "issee' Ridiculus@ The prcedure is the s!$e !s the rdin!ry "iss e/cept th!t+ inste!d

f clsin% yur lips &ith the "iss+ yu le!*e the$ sli%htly' pen !nd+ !s thu%h yu &ere %in% t nibble n ! delicius tid,bit+ t!"e ! playful  nip int either the n!pe f the nec"+ the chee" r the lips' .ust ! nip is enu%h' ;nd the result!nt ple!sure+ I !ssure yu+ &ill $re th!n c$pens!te fr the sli%ht incn*enience f p!in' A& there $i%ht be s$e f yu &h $!y &nder &hy such "issin% subterfu%es !nd substitutes !re necess!ry' It is nly th!t $!n is ! uestin% !ni$!l' He is ne*er s!tisfied &ith the rdin!ry !nd c$$npl!ce bec!use the c$$npl!ce+ !fter ! ti$e+ bec$es *ery brin%' At th!t I $e!n t infer th!t the usu!l #lip,"iss# is c$$npl!ce'' ;bslutely nt' The #lip,"iss+# !s I h!*e $entined befre+ is the piece de resistance the $!in curse in the #b!nuet f l*e# !s the pet+ E*id+ c!lled it' 5ut i$!%ine ! $e!l in &hich there &ere se*en curses f filet mignon r se*en curses f lbster' ud %et sic" !nd tired f ! tender filet !fter the third curse+ &uldnt yu? ;nd !fter the secnd lbster+ yu &uldnt be !ble t l" ! lbster in the eye+ th!t is+ pr*idin% ! lbster h!s eyes' S yu see &hy it is th!t if the lip,"iss &ere indul%ed in e/clusi*ely+ yu &uld re!ch ! pint &here it &uld lse !ll f its r!pturus s!*r'

VARIATION, KISSES ARE THE SPICE OF LOVE ; *!ri!tin f the #lip,"iss# c!n be perfr$ed *ery nicely' Inste!d f pressin% the lips t%ether !t ne spt+ st!rt !t ne crner f the $uth !nd brush yur clsed lips !crss the entire $uth' ; *!ri!tin f this+ in turn+ is t p!rt yur lips sli%htly !nd+ &ith the tip f yur tn%ue in the %r*e th!t sep!r!tes the t& lips+ brush yur lips fr$ side t side' A!tur!lly+ '!dditin!l *!ri!tins t this l!st *!ri!tin su%%est the$sel*es i$$edi!tely t the !&!re pr!ctitiner f the "iss' In f!ct+ t such ! persn there shuld c$e up hundreds f ther *!ri!tins t titill!te !nd titi*!te the senses' One such *!ri!tin su%%ests itself' Technic!lly+ it is nt e/!ctly ! *!ri!tin but si$ply ! *!ri!tin in the techniue f the rdin!ry #lip,"iss'# It e$plys the use f the #'del!yed !ctin# in its e/ecutin' The ld stry f the f/ !nd the %r!pes &hich &ere t!nt!li:in%ly d!n%led *er his he!d is the fund!tin fr the

$ethd' Si$ply+ the prcedure is this2 .ust befre l&erin% yur lips fr the "iss+ inste!d f pl!ntin% the "iss+ dr!& yur he!d b!c" !%!in' Then+ hld yur lips in re!diness but d nt,"iss' Hld this psitin fr !s ln% !s pssible the &hile yu s$ile t!nt!li:in%ly int the eyes f the %irl' in!lly+ &hen bth yu !nd she c!n st!nd the suspense n ln%er+ then l&er yur lips+ Sl&ly+ !s sl&ly !s yu pssibly c!n+ !nd i$print the se!l f,l*e nt the !*id $uth f yur l*ed ne' ;fter th!t+ the techniue c!lls fr n specific !ctin' Bissin%+ li"e l*in%+ is instincti*e'

ELECTRIC KISSING PARTIES S$e fe& ye!rs !%+ ! *ery peculi!r "issin% cust$ !rse &hich deser*es $entin here bec!use+ fr$ it+ &e c!n le!rn h& t !d!pt the $ethd t ur $de$ de*ices' ;t th!t ti$e+ &hen yun% peple %t t%ether+ they held+ &h!t &!s then "n&n !s+ #electric "issin% p!rties'# un% peple !re e*er n  the utl" fr n*el &!ys f entert!inin% the$sel*es' In f!ct+ &hen ether &!s first de*elped !s !n !nesthetic+ the yun% blds f the t&n used t fr$ #ether,sniffin%# p!rties in &hich they %t ! perfectly suiffy ether #.!%'# 5ut t return t the #electric "isses'# ;n e/cerpt fr$ ! cnte$pr!ry &riter &ill+ perh!ps+ %i*e us s$e ide! f &h!t h!ppened' "The ladies and gentlemen range themselves about the room. n leap year the ladies select a partner and together they shuffle about on the carpet until they are charged with electricity  the lights in the room having been first turned low. Then they kiss in the dark; and make the sparks fly for the amusement of the onlookers."  The s!$e srt f e/peri$ent culd be perfr$ed n&!d!ys+ n cld+ dry ni%hts &hen the !ir is *erl!ded &ith electricity' 5ut be cert!in th!t neither yu nr yur p!rtner tuches e!ch ther !fter shufflin% furiusly n the c!rpet &ith yur feet' Merely le!n *er sl&ly !nd+ &hen yur lips !re !but h!lf !n inch !p!rt+ sl& the prcess d&n e*en $re until the sp!r" .u$ps' H&e*er+ cnsider!ble pr!ctice shuld be h!d befre this "iss *!ri!tin c!n be dne successfully' The n!tur!l re!ctin t this srt f shc" is t pull !&!y fr$ e!ch ther' 5ut+ try t resist this n!tur!l i$pulse bec!use+ if yu d nt "iss

the $$ent !fter the shc" h!s been perpetr!ted+ the ple!sure &ill be !ll %ne' Once yu h!*e pr!cticed this fr S$e ti$e+ yu &ill bec$e s inured t the sli%ht shc" th!t yu &ill see" $re ptent electric shc"s' These c!n be bt!ined &ith the use f !n electric *ibr!tr r in f!ct+ !ny de*ice th!t is &r"ed fr$ ! b!ttery !nd ! cil &hich steps up the &e!" 3 *lts f the b!ttery' Shtin% %!lleries h!*e electricity testin% de*ices f this n!ture &hich h!*e t& h!ndles' A $!tter &h!t yu use+ the $ethd is !s fll&in%2 first yu t!"e hld f ne ple f the li*e &ire+ f the h!ndle f the $!chine+ if th!t is &h!t yu !re usin%' Then+ yur p!rtner shuld t!"e hld f the ther ple+ r h!ndle' This dne+ brin% yur lips t%ether until there is !but !n ei%hth f !n inch sep!r!tin% yur lips' ;t this $$ent+ turn the rhest!t th!t incre!ses the current' ;s sn !s the ch!r%e is strn% enu%h+ ! sudden+ intense sp!r" &ill .u$p the %!p f yur lips' ;%!in+ le!rn nt t flinch but t sei:e hld f the pprtunity f brin%in% yur lips t%ether in ! %r!nd+ cli$!ctic "iss' The !d*!nt!%e f this+ $ethd is th!t yu c!n re%ul!te the electric!l ch!r%es % th!t+ &hen yu bec$e inured t ne stren%th+ yu c!n incre!se the current !l$st indefinitely' ; &rd f &!rnin%+ h&e*er+ is !prps here' 5e s!tisfied &ith the current %ener!ted by this b!ttery set' 8nt be li"e ! yun% friend f $ine &h disc*ered th!t the b!ttery set+ e*en !t its hi%hest utput+ &!s t &e!" fr hi$ !nd his p!rtner' 5ein% f !n e/peri$ent!l n!ture+ he decided t see &h!t &uld h!ppen &ere he t use the rdin!ry huse current !s the electric!l sti$ulus' ;nd s+ t%ether &ith his p!rtner+ he pl!ced hi$self in frnt f !n electric &!ll utlet int &hich he h!d scre&ed ! plu% !nd ! &ire &hse end h!d been+ fr!yed s th!t the t& &ires &ere sep!r!ted' T!"in% hld f ne &ire+ he !d*ised the %irl t t!"e hld f the ther'+ Then+ usin% the usu!l #electric,"iss# techniue+ he bent *er !nd st!rted t brin% his lips sl&ly t&!rds the %irls lips' He %t !s f!r !s !but h!lf !n inch fr$ her lips+ !nd th!ts !ll' 5ec!use+ ! $$ent l!ter+ he s!& ! blindin% fl!$e se!r !crss his eyes !nd he felt !n enr$us bl& .lt hi$ ff his feet' >hen he c!$e t enu%h t re!li:e &here he &!s+ he fund hi$self ! spr!&l n the flr+ his %irl friend in ! si$il!r psitin ! fe& feet !&!y' The result &!s ! p!ir f burned lips !nd ! c$bined

deter$in!tin t stic" t the ld f!shined &!y f "issin%' The burned lip &ill !l&!ys spurn the fl!$e'

THE DANCING KISS ; *ery ple!s!nt &!y t "iss is fund in the #d!ncin% "iss'# Here+ !%!in+ it is the clseness f the bdies f the p!rticip!nts th!t !dds t the en.y$ent' >h!t $re culd ! p!ir f l*ers !s" fr th!n ! di$ly li%hted d!nce flr+ the tender+ rhyth$ic!l str!ins f ! &!lt: bein% pl!yed by >!yne Bin%+ their !r$s !rund e!ch ther+ their e!%er yun% bdies "issin% e!ch ther in ! $yri!d f e/cit!ble pl!ces+ the &hile+ their chee"s $eet in %l&in%+ *el*ety str"es? A!tur!lly+ in such situ!tins+ the rules f sci!l etiuette & ill nt !ll& the p!ir t en.y !n e/tre$ely !pprpri!te #lip "iss'# ;lthu%h this c!n *ery e!sily be !cc$plished in the pri*!cy f nes p!rlr &hile the r!di is br!dc!stin% the $usic' In f!ct+ the #electric "iss# c!n be ide!lly perfr$ed under these circu$st!nces' 5ut+ &hen d!ncin% in ! public pl!ce+ the nly "isses !ll&ed &uld be thse surreptitius nes stlen under the str!yin% eye f the ch!perne' Under the pretense f &hisperin% pretty nthin%s int yur p!rtners shell f !n e!r+ !ll& yur lips t tuch her e!rlbe+ her chee" !nd her chin' ; fe& c*ert eye,"isses+ perh!ps+ c!n be stlen in this $!nner+ t' 5ut+ these stlen s&eets shuld suffice the h!ppy cuple until they return h$e+' Then+ sti$ul!ted by the freple!sure f these pre*ius nn,lip "isses+ the p!ir c!n indul%e in !ll the *!ri!tins listed in this b"let+ t their he!rts !nd their lips cntent' The &hile they rec!ll+ perh!ps+ thse lines fr$ Sir =hn Suc"lin%s #5!ll!d f ! >eddin%+# &hich &ent2 Oh+ they sudden up ,!nd rise !nd d!nce0 Then sit !%!in+ !nd si%h+ !nd %l!nce0 Then d!nce !%!in+ !nd "iss'

THE SURPRISE KISS ; $st ch!r$in% $!nner f "issin% is c!lled the #surprise "iss'# This is perfr$ed &hen ne f the p!rties h!s f!llen !sleep+ n the sf!+ let us s!y'

On enterin% the r$+ &hen the ther sees his l*er !sleep+ he shuld tip,te sftly *er t her' Then+ l&erin% his he!d sl&ly+ he shuld i$pl!nt ! sft+ d&ny+ fe!thery "iss su!rely n her lips' This first "iss shuld be ! *ery li%ht ne' ,5ut+ there!fter+ the intensity f the "isses shuld incre!se until the sleepin% ne h!s !&!"ened' !nd+ f curse+ e*en beynd th!t' The effect f such !n !&!"enin% t ! sleeper is !l$st he!*enly' r+ &hile in the $idst f ! dre!$+ ! ple!s!nt ne+ $st li"ely+ fr it &ill cncern the ther h!lf f the cuple+ she feels *!%uely+ f!intly+ !s thu%h it &ere the tuch f ! butterflys &in%+ ! subtle "iss n her lips' A!tur!lly+ in the depths f her sleep+ she i$!%ines th!t it is p!rt f her dre!$ !nd the result' is ! ple!s!nt sens!tin+ indeed' Then+ %r!du!lly+ !thu%h still !sleep+ she feels the "isses cntinue' ;nd the ple!s!ntness cntinues' Then+ !s she st!rts t c$e ut f her sleep+ she re!li:es th!t the "isses !re t re!l fr ! dre!$' 5ut she is sure th!t she is dre!$in%' ;nd s+ i$$edi!tely+ ! rel!pse fr$ the h!ppiness sets in !nd ! t&in%e f s!dness c$es *er her bec!use she "n&s th!t+ inste!d f bein% &ith her l*er+ she is nly dre!$in% f hi$' I$!%ine+ then+ her e/tre$e %r!tific!tin+ &hen+ &hile thin"in% these dr!b thu%hts+ she feels the !ctu!lity f !n intense+ !rdent "iss n her lips' Her he!rt flutters &ildly' Her pulse runs rit' erh!ps she is nt !sleep+ she !r%ues t herself' Then she pens her eyes' ;nd she sees the d!rlin% f!ce f her bel*ed bendin% *er her' ;nd she feels the sensuus tuch f his lips n hers' Truly+ n !&!"enin% c!n be $re ple!sur!ble@

KISSING UNDER THE MISTLETOE erh!ps+ in cnclusin+ it &uld be !pprpri!te t $!"e $entin f ! fe& "issin% cust$s &hich h!*e intri%ued $!n"ind' r inst!nce+ there is the rite f "issin% under the $istlete+ !t -hrist$!s ti$e' The ri%in f this cust$ is uncert!in' Suffice it t s!y+ it $ust h!*e been st!rted by s$e &$!n bec!use+ in+ it+ She rule is th!t if ! &$!n is c!u%ht st!ndin% under ! spri% f $istlete+ !ny $!n h!s the ri%ht t "iss her+ pere$ptrily+ &ithut !s"in% her per$issin r be%%in% her p!rdn' Here is ne ti$e &hen sci!l cn*entin dses its eyes t l*ers deli%hts' r+ then+ yu c!n sei:e hld f the %irl &ith i$punity !nd s$!c" her t yur he!rts cntent &ithut bein% sci!lly

str!ci:ed fr it'

KISSING GAMES One &nders !t the pre*!lence f "issin% %!$es in this ci*ili:!tin' G!$es n the rder f #stffice+# #Biss the ill&# !nd innu$er!ble thers &hich h!*e been de*ised fr the .*i!l disprts f l*ers' In these %!$es+ bec!use they !re %!$es+ it is perfectly le%iti$!te fr t& peple t l!ss' In f!ct+ in the %!$e stffice# this "issin% is encur!%ed behind clsed drs &here, the h!ppy cuple !re !lne in ! r$' The %!$e is s &idespre!d th!t c$$ent in re%!rd t the $!nner in &hich it is pl!yed &uld be e/tr!neus here' 5ut+ &h!t &uld $!"e !n e/cellent tppin% ff fr this b"let+ &uld be ! cn.ecture !s t the re!sn fr the pre*!lence f such %!$es+ e*en durin% the' dre!ded 4ictri!n ,ti$es + &hen etiuette &!s s strict th!t the dictu$ &!s $!de frbiddin% the pl!cin% f ! b" by ! fe$!le !uthr ne/t t ! b" &ritten by ! $!n@ These "issin% %!$es e/isted !nd sh!ll cntinue t e/ist bec!use $!n !nd &$!n $ust "iss' In f!ct+ $!n is the nly !ni$!l &h uses the "iss t e/press his l*e !nd !ffectin' 8%s+ c!ts !nd be!rs lic" their ffsprin%' Hrses !nd c&s rub nses !nd nec"s' 5irds nestle t%ether' 5ut+ nly $!n"ind "isses' Only $!n"ind h!s the re!sn+ the l%ic+ the h!ppy f!culty f bein% !ble t !ppreci!te the ch!r$+ the be!uty+ the e/tre$e ple!sure+ the .y+ the p!ssin!te fulfill$ent f the "iss@ A!ture "isses+ in her &!y+ but n!ture h!snt the br!ins t prfit fr$ the "iss' Only $!n c!n d this' erh!ps it &uld be !pprpri!te t cnclude this su$$!ry f the !rt f "issin% &ith !n e/cerpt fr$ Shelleys i$$rt!l pe$ in &hich ccur the fll&in% lines2 See the $unt!ins "iss hi%h he!*en+ ;nd the &!*es,cl!sp ne !nther' A sister fl&er &uld be fr%i*en If it disd!ined its brther'

;nd the sunli%ht cl!sps the e!rth+ ;nd the $nbe!$s "iss the se!0 >h!t !re !re these "issin%s &rth If thu "iss nt $e?

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