Involuntary Attraction Bombs Month 6 Here we are. Damn man. BIG ups…I’m proud of you. Not like, “Way to go slugger, I’m proud of you” t-ball shit… I mean like, dude…I’m PROUD of you. This is Month 6 of 6. Your graduation from serious curriculum of the Master’s of Dating Inner Circle is almost here, and today, I’m super fucking amped to share with you what might possibly be my most deadly conversational weapon of them all. And besides it’s potency, it also has the best possible name a conversation method could have…some of my clients call it “genius”, but.. ..I just call it The T.I.T.S. Method. Lol. I know. I love it too What does The T.I.T.S. Method stand for? T – Transition I – “I..” statement T – Theme S – Spike It’s a four-step sequence that you can use in any conversation, at any point, to hook the girl in flirtatiously, get her chasing and then spike her buying temperature sky high so she’s literally eating out of the palm of your hand (OK, she won’t literally be eating out of the palm of your hand. Unless you have swedish fish there. Girls fucking love swedish fish.) Let’s go through each of the parts now, then I’m going to give you my favorite 6 EXAMPLES of the TITS Method that I use all the time naturally now for the usual ridiculous results. Ready to dive in the waters with me? JUMP!
First off is T, the Transition. Transitions are just any basic thing you can say to move the conversation from one thread, or topic, to another. This is the one time you can blatantly lie if you want to make a transition fun, easy and interesting since you’re NOT lying about yourself and it’s very brief. For instance, if I’m talking to a girl about my favorite burger place in Vegas (Stripburger, which by the way, is fucking delicious and highly recommended), but then… I decide I wanna go TITS Method and talk about blow jobs instead. So I’ll transition something like, “You know what’s funny about that place though is every time I eat there, I just end up thinking about blow jobs because of what happened last time we went there.” She’ll inevitably ask, “What happened the last time you went there?” (Pro Tip: Usually, when a girl asks me questions like this, I’ll playfully challenge her and tell her she doesn’t wanna know, she’s too innocent to hear it, etc etc. Tease her a little bit, frame her as just a little too naive and innocent. Let’s say I do that here, and the she qualifies herself to me, and says, “No, noooo! I’m not at all innocent. Trust me, I can easily handle it.” Cool. Then I’ll slowly relent, and be like, “Fine, fine…ok. So..” and then I’m back into it.) So I’ll tell her that the last time we were there, we ended up having a heated discussion (me and my friends – girls and guys) about what constitutes a good knob slob. And then, I’ll end that transition with an “I..” statement… I, the “I..” statement.. This is where you state a certain opinion or feeling or something personal about yourself in a casual, nonchalant way that yanks her attention onto you even deeper.. It should challenge, be playful/light/nonchalant and imply you’re in high demand. Make sure it fits those 3 requirements because they say all the right things about you. And it should be something that most people would never say so nonchalantly but because you’re a fucking badass who takes massive action, invests in himself and rolls with Jason Capital – of course you say it so cooly. In this example here, I’m gonna casually mention, “..we were talking about what constitutes a good knob slob, but truthfully…I’ve actually never met a girl who gave a really good blow job.” <— “I..” statement. BOOM.
That’s the “I..” statement. More examples for your handsome self in a second pimp. Next is T, the Theme. Here, after making the “I..” statement, she’s gonna have a lot to say about what you just said. She’s totally hooked now. She’ll have things to say about blow jobs, about how good she is, about how guys going down on her haven’t been good, she’ll have all kinds of things to say, which is all good. Cuz the Theme is just your normal HVST, that relaxed, nonchalant, indifferent flow of sharing stories/things about yourself, qualifying and challenging her and basic vibing/connecting, except…it’s all gonna be related to this theme of blow jobs and what not, and then, here comes the Spike.. S, the Spike.. Here is where you basically end the theme, on your own terms, while simultaneously challenging her with a takeaway or disqualification (simply, something that verbally breaks rapport and keeps her chasing). So if we’ve been theme’ing about what constitutes a good blow job and how no girl will ever be able to really give me a good one (possibly the best conversational theme ever, lol), I’ll Spike it and takeaway by saying something like, “Whatever…no matter how many girls try, I just don’t think any will ever be able to really impress me in that department. Anyways…what’s your favorite spot to eat in Vegas?” Notice how, by me saying, “Whatever…no matter how many girls try, I just don’t think any will ever be able to really impress me in that department,” it BLATANTLY but indirectly challenges her. It says lots of girls try to give me good head (preselection, sexual being, nonjudgemental of sex) but none ever will (implying she too, is incapable of reaching that level). #challenge#attraction#sex#kfinemaybe And then, on my own terms, I take the conversation elsewhere to something totally mundane in comparison, like sex or her getting the chance to blow me is no big deal (cuz its not). It’s a challenge + instant takeaway that SPIKES her buying temperature to sky-high levels. At this point, even if you guys start talking about favorite foods in Vegas, all she can think about is, “this cocky fucker thinks I can’t blow his mind with my mouth…we’ll see about that.” And that, my action-taking, self-loving, sly smirking friend is my trademarked, legendary, never before shared T.I.T.S. Method. <– tell your cool friends.
NOW…as promised, let’s ride into my Top 6 favorite T.I.T.S. Method examples I use constantly and am never surprised that they always work so fucking well. #1: Name TITS T: Ask her her name after a couple minutes of talking about something else. Or if you’re on a date, just start talking about names, your name, her name, Barack’s name, whatever. I: “I’ve found I can only really date people with certain names…” (get ready, you’re going to be implying she doesn’t have the name to date you) T: Talk about how you’ve gotten along with girls whose names start with A, or how you and Tiffany’s seem to click really well or whatever. Just have a normal HVST about names you guys both like or dislike, and get along with or don’t get along with. S: Tell her at the Spike, “It’s too bad your name isn’t Tiffany, I guess there goes the marriage and our future 2.7 kids. Anyways…” #TheTITS #2: Princess TITS T: “Isn’t it weird how so many people today, in the 21st century, still aren’t comfortable talking about things like sex?” She’ll always agree with this cuz she wants to look free and mature, so now it’s easy and obvious for you to say something like… I: “I have a soft spot in my heart for girls who love sex and all the best positions..” T: Talk about how the girls who enjoy the best sex are the ones who are free and open about it – they’re not easy, but they know sex is a HUGE part of a healthy, fulfilling life. And of course, the smartest ones know that the best position for that is Princess Style. (she’ll ask what Princess Style is. You’ll tell her how your friend Jason decided a long time ago that since every girl he knew loved doggy style but wouldn’t always do it because they felt the name was degrading, he changed the name to something much better suiting… “Princess Style”. True story.) Great fucking theme. S: “It’s too bad me and you could obviously never have sex..I can’t deal with any more stalkers at this point. Anyways..” #TheTITS #3: Kegel TITS T: You could transition to this with the same transition from Princess TITS, or something like, “What’s your favorite organ on your body? I feel like most girls say eyes..”. Then, she’ll laugh, answer, whatever, and then you can say, “My favorite are actually the sex organs. By far…”
I: “…I’m actually doing keels right now.” T: Talk about kegels and how they’re not just for girls, how guys should be doing them too cuz both genders have the same muscles there and how most guys are so mediocre at sex nowadays, and yes, most girls are too, and you can’t stand investing time into a girl only to find out she can’t hang sexually. S: “I remember, when I was younger, this wise man once told me that all girls with are the best at sex. He hasn’t been proven wrong yet. Anyways..” (so if she’s a blonde, you’d say brunettes are the best at sex there.) #TheTITS #4: Sarcasm TITS T: “Hey do you speak sarcasm?” I: “I’ve found I can’t even talk to people who don’t get sarcasm.” (ANOTHER Pro Tip: All hot girls LOVE sarcasm and pride themselves on being good at it.) T: Talk about how people who don’t get sarcasm are stupid, and less intelligent and how people who get sarcasm are superior in intellect because when they’re doing it, they’re actually having two conversations at once and how you used to see a girl who couldn’t get it and you literally had to end it with her because it annoyed you so much. (ANOTHER ANOTHER Pro Tip: Stories where you ended it with a girl for silly reasons are GREAT little anecdotes to share that make you look fucking awesome and quite the little challenge.) S: “Like obviously, me and you could never work as a couple or get along since neither of us speak sarcasm either.” (Please tell me you get the irony here. INSTANT SPIKE.) #TheTITS #5: Fashion TITS T: “So you appear quite fashionable tonight. How much time was spent putting this one together?” I: “I’ve found I just look incredible in like 10% of my wardrobe so that’s really all I wear now.” T: Talk about how a particular outfit you’re really excited about right now, or maybe what her go-to outfit is, or how you can always tell what kind of person you’re dealing with by seeing what type of clothing they choose to wear on a Sunday or how most people follow the Pareto Principle when it comes to fashion too, cuz they only wear 20% of their clothing 80% of the time. S: “Whatever…wearing clothing is far…overrated.”
#TheTITS #6: Sex TITS T: “How often do you think people should be having sex?” I: “I just feel kinda off and deprived right now..” T: Talk about how its cuz you haven’t had sex yet today and you normally have sex at least twice a day (that’s actually how I feel right now. I haven’t had sex all day right now as I’m writing you this, and I’m used to at least 2-3x/day and I fucking hate it. Lol.). Talk about how people don’t have enough sex and the world would just be a better place if more people had more sex and more people got really good at sex, then everyone would be walking around, fresh off an orgasm, bouncing about with swagger in their step and smiles on their faces. S: “It’s too bad I’m not allowed to have sex with nice girls anymore, otherwise I’d probably let you have a shot with me. Anyways…” #ThemotherfvckingTITS
