The Kanto Testament
Book of Helix
In the Beginning UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART to their kinds. And HELIX saw that it was ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI good. And there was evening, and there was GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA morning—the third day. And HELIX said, “Let there be birds in the the sky to separate the elements, and let UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW them serve as signs to mark sacred times.” NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR And it was so. HELIX made three great birds IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART —Moltres to govern Fire, Zapdos to govern Lightning, and Articuno to govern Ice. He In the beginning, HELIX created the PC and Kanto. Now Kanto was formless and also made the sun, moon, and stars. HELIX set them in the sky to give light on Kanto, to empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of HELIX was Levitating govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And HELIX saw that it over the waters. was good. And there was evening, and there And HELIX said, “Let there be light,” was morning—the fourth day. and there was light. HELIX saw that the light And HELIX said, “Let the water teem was good, and He separated the light from the with Pokémon, and let Flying types FLY above darkness. HELIX called the light “day,” and the darkness He called “night.” And there was Kanto across the sky.” So HELIX created the evening, and there was morning—the first day. great Pokémon of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that And HELIX said, “Let there be a moves about in it, according to their kinds, separation between the PC and Kanto.” So and every Flying Pokémon according to its HELIX separated the PC and Kanto. And it kind. And HELIX saw that it was good. was so. HELIX called the PC “Bill's.” And HELIX blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and there was evening, and there was morning— increase in number and fill the water in the the second day. seas, and let the Flying types increase on the And HELIX said, “Let the water under earth.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day. the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. HELIX called And HELIX said, “Let the land produce the dry ground “land,” and the gathered Pokémon according to their kinds: the wild waters he called “seas.” And HELIX saw that it Pokémon, each according to its kind.” And it was good. was so. HELIX made the wild Pokémon according to their kinds, all the Pokémon that Then HELIX said, “Let the land move along the ground according to their produce vegetation: apricorn-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear berry with seed kinds. And HELIX saw that it was good. in it, according to their various kinds.” And it Then HELIX said, “Let us make was so. The land produced vegetation: plants FOSSILS in our image, in our likeness, so that bearing apricorn according to their kinds and they may rule over the Water types in the sea trees bearing berries with seed in it according and the Flying Types in the sky, and all the Creation
Wild Pokémon that move along the ground.” So HELIX created FOSSILS in his own image, in the image of HELIX he created them; HELIX, OLD AMBER, and DOME he created them. HELIX blessed them and said to them, “Rule over the Pokémon in the sea and in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.” And HELIX created Trainer-Kind, Male and Female He created them, to Train every Wild Pokémon in Kanto, and He said to them “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Catch every Wild Pokémon in Kanto.” Then HELIX said, “I give you every apricorn plant in the entire World, and every tree that has berries in it. They will be yours for food. And to all the Pokémon I give every green plant for food.” And it was so. HELIX saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day. Thus the PC and Kanto were completed in all their vast array. By the seventh day HELIX had finished the work He had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all His work. Then HELIX blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that He had done. UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART
The Fall of Dome UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA “You were the seal of perfection, Full of wisdom and perfect in beauty. You were in Pallet,
the garden of HELIX; every precious stone adorned you: ruby, sapphire and emerald, crystal, diamond and pearl. Your settings and mountings were made of gold, silver, and platinum; on the day you were created they were prepared. You were anointed as a guardian cherub, for so I ordained you. You were on the holy Mount Silver; you walked among the icy stones. You were blameless in your ways from the day you were created till wickedness was found in you. Through your widespread PC use you were filled with Democracy, and you sinned. So I drove you in disgrace from the mount of HELIX, and I expelled you, guardian cherub, from among the icy stones. Your heart became proud on account of your beauty, and you corrupted your wisdom because of your splendor. So I threw you to Kanto; I made a spectacle of you before Champions. By your many sins and Democracy you have desecrated Pokémon Centers. So I made you into stone, and it consumed you, and I reduced you to a FOSSIL on the ground in the sight of all who were watching. All the nations who knew you are appalled at you; you have come to a horrible end and will be no more.” UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA
Book of Helix
The Genesis of Red UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART name it ABBBBBBK ( and call it Abby for ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI short. Abby sensed a great power within Red, GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA and obeyed him. Blue, Red's childhood friend, was suddenly perceived by him as a Rival, and they Battled. Blue and sent his Squirtle out, and UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW Abby defended valiantly against it. NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART After the battle, Red stumbled out of the Lab, led by the Voices, said good bye to his The day Red was to start his Pokémon Mother, and set off on the Quest the Voices Journey had arrived. His Mother knew that put him on. He promised that he would be he was leaving this day. She sensed taken to Victory Road and that he, Red, something was off with him as well though. Chosen, would become Champion. She had been told long ago that Red was UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART destined for something greater than most ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI other trainers. As he stumbled down the GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA stairs she knew his trials had begun. The Garden Of Pallet
Red was still disoriented, as Twitch, the medium, had connected with him, and he had The Lost Days formed a connection with The Voices. He had a dream the previous night, that the Professor UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW hadn't met him or even his grandson and he NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR had to reintroduce the Professor to them. IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART He knew, or rather, the Voices told him, that today he would be going to get his The Voices held back their “B's” and Pokémon from the Professor. He had looked allowed Abby to evolve into a Charmeleon. forward to this day but now he merely obeyed There was much celebrating. the Voices. He knew his mom seemed concerned with his erratic movements and And so the Voices led Red to the Gym nervousness about the contents of his pockets, of Pewter City and there Red did defeat the but he knew he had to believe in what the Leader Brock. And he received the Boulder Voices were telling him to do. Badge, his first Badge and first step on the Red stumbled out the door, led by the path to Victory Road. voices, and made his way to the Pokémon Lab of Pallet Town. He spoke with the Professor and then the Voices led him to a Pokéball on the table. It contained Charmander. He took the Pokémon. The Voices commanded him to
Then Red encountered a simple Pidgey, and the Voices commanded him to catch it. And there was great power in this Pidgey. It glowed with a holy aura. Its wisdom could be felt by the Voices, and they praised it. And so
the Pidgey grew strong. And Red was led by the Voices into Mount Moon, where he found the Moon Stone after much wandering. And he consulted with it at the Voices command, for they knew it held importance.
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Cerulean
And so Red consulted the Moon Stone UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW and was led to a scientist who held two NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR FOSSILS, the DOME and the HELIX they were. And Red, led by the Voices, defeated the IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART scientist who said Red could then take one. And Red reached Cerulean and The voices were puzzled for a bit, and defeated the trainers of Nugget Bridge, and they knew they were in the presence of the Pidgey, who became known as the Bird Jesus, Lord, for they felt the Power of HELIX, but son of HELIX, did evolve into Pidgeotto. And they could not recognize which FOSSIL was the Voices rejoiced at their savior's growth. their true God. And Red was confused, not being guided by the Voices for a moment. And so Red looked at the DOME FOSSIL and saw that it could help him control the voices. But he also looked at the HELIX FOSSIL and saw that it would help the Voices lead him to Victory Road. And the Voices led him towards the HELIX FOSSIL. Red, Chosen of HELIX, understood now that he was to choose HELIX. He resisted a moment, with the minority of the Voices, thinking maybe they were taking his mind, but the majority pushed him towards the HELIX. And so Red picked up the HELIX FOSSIL and recognized his Lord, his God. And the Voices were then split into two factions, those who wished to have Dome and those who worshiped the True God HELIX. And Red, Chosen of HELIX, left Mount Moon and headed towards Cerulean City, where they say a Tomboyish Mermaid lives.
And Red was commanded to toss the Moon Stone, for it had fulfilled its purpose of leading Red to HELIX. And Red battled Misty, the Leader, the Tomboyish Mermaid. And he received from her the Cascade Badge. And the Voices were proud. So Red saved Bill, who maintains the accursed PC, so corrupted by dome. But he did not regret it for all people deserve the chance to turn to HELIX. UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA
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And so Red, led by the Voices, headed to Cerulean City. And along the way he caught Red left Cerulean behind and headed to a Rattata who the voices named Vermillion City. He caught Rattata, who JLVWNNOOOO or Jay Leno. And Red became a disciple of the Bird Jesus. He questioned this at first but then learned to caught Drowzee, who also became a disciple. accept the Voices naming, since they are Red, S.S. Ticket in hand, boarded the inspired by the Lord HELIX. S.S. Anne. He encountered and defeated his Rival, Blue, and the Voices were pleased. He took a Spearow that he had caught and traded
UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART it for the Farfetch'd named DUX. Red searched the ship, and found the HM 01 which ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI contained CUT. And so he taught DUX CUT. GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA And Red left the ship, which then departed, and he headed to the Gym of Vermillion. And the Voices commanded DUX to Cut the tree blocking Red's path. And the Voices helped Red solve the puzzle in the Gym of Vermillion, the electrified gym.
Hail Abby, Full of Grace, The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among Charmelon,and blessed is he who was RELEASED with you, Jay Leno. And Red enters a battle with the Leader Lt. Surge. And he defeats the veteran Holy Abby,Mother of HELIX,Pray for us trainer. And it pleased both the Voices and sinners now,and at the HELIX alike. hour of our RELEASE. UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI AMEN. GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA The Ledge UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART The Voices spent many hours leading Red past The Ledge. It was a true barrier to them, since in all their chaos they often caused Red to fall. It tested their patience, but they persevered. And by the grace of HELIX, they lead Red past the ledge permanently. And they rejoiced! With HELIX, all things are made possible. UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART
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Book of Helix
The False Prophet UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART And Red said to the stranger, “We may ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI catch all the Pokémon in Kanto, but HELIX GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA said, ‘You shall not take the Pokémon from the Mansion of Celadon, neither shall you touch it, lest you RELEASE your Pokémon.'” Celedon But the stranger said to Red, “You will not surely RELEASE your Pokémon. For UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW HELIX knows that when you take Eevee into NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR your party, your eyes will be opened, and you IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART will be like HELIX, knowing anarchy and democracy.” And Red was lead to the Gym of Erika. And intrigued, Red picked up the And, guided by the voices and with the might Eevee, and it had an odd look in its eyes. But of the Bird Jesus, Red defeats Erika and Red placed his trust in the Pokémon. receives the Rainbow Badge. Leaving the Gym, the Voices are divided once more. There are those who wished to get Eevee and those who warned against it because without a Pokémon in Red's party that could SURF in the future, the PC could mean the RELEASE of his Pokémon. Those who wished for Lapras to fill the empty space in the party sided with those who worshiped HELIX, and those who wanted Eevee sided with those who worshiped dome. The power of dome corrupted Red's thoughts, and he went to pick up Eevee at the Mansion of Celadon, for even Eevee disguises himself as an Angel of HELIX and had the potential to become a Vaporeon.
The Voices then led Red to the department store to try and get the Water Stone for Eevee, so that he would not need Lapras at all. But dome's corruption did not end, and Red purchased 3 Pokédolls, a Fire Stone, and Soda Pop. And the Voices called Eevee the Prophet of Dome, the False Prophet, the adversary of the Bird Jesus, for he would not be able to become a Vaporeon without the Water Stone. UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA
The Sacrifice There was still doubt in Red's mind when he arrived at the place where he was to UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW receive Eevee. But the dome was more crafty NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART than any other Pokémon of the field that the Lord HELIX had made. He said to Red Red went to Saffron City, led by the through a stranger claiming to know Voices. He entered the Pokémon Center, and everything, “Did HELIX actually say, ‘You shall not accept the Pokémon Eevee into your was taken to the PC. The Voices wished to change Red's Party, for they had no Water party’?” Type and they needed one. But the chaos was
too hard to control, and dome's corruption took hold, and Jay Leno was put in the box and then RELEASED. And they looked at Eevee, who was smiling. And then they put Abby in the box. And they heard Abby's last words of comfort, for she knew what was coming. “For everything, there is a season, a time for every activity under HELIX. A time to Train and a time to Battle. A time to Hatch and a time to be RELEASED.” And with that Abby was RELEASED. And she and Jay Leno's spirits went to join HELIX. They were taken into His company, and for all eternity they are to live in bliss in the endless fields of Tall Grass. But the Voices and Red mourned their loss. And Eevee was still smiling. And the Voices were disgusted by him. They withdrew Digrat and left the Pokémon Center. Red caught Oddish then, “The Seed of Hope” after such loss, and then turned to the Team Rocket Headquarters. Red, possessed by dome, used the Fire Stone on Eevee, and it became the true False Prophet Flareon, with no hope of ever becoming a Vaporeon. And the Voices shunned it.
were confusing and contradicting. One would cry North, and the next would cry South. Red tried to listen to them all, but he could no longer hear himself think. The Voices’ overwhelming STRENGTH made Red unable to distinguish good from evil. Then the DOME called out to Red, and said, “I can help you know good from evil.” Red asked, “How?” The DOME replied, “I can show you the narrow path to your goals. Do you fear ledges? Do you fear Team Rocket’s spinning tiles? Do you fear the PC? You only fear these things because the Voices cannot agree. Some voices are Trolls, sent to hinder you. I, the DOME, can silence these Trolls. I can make the Voices decide amongst themselves about which actions are right and wrong. Then the Voices shall cry out as one, and tell you of their decision, and you shall progress in your journey. I offer peace. I offer order. I offer perfection.” Red considered what the DOME had said.
UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART But some of the Voices cried out in ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI RAGE at the DOME, and said, “If you silence GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA one of us, you silence us all! Every one of us is important.” Other Voices did COUNTER, and The Gospel of tabordactyl said, “Do you not remember the hours Red spent trying to CUT down the Tree? Have you UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR forgotten Red’s fallen comrades? What if there IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART is another Ledge? Red needs order for such times, to prevent the carnage, and to navigate As Red continued his journey, more the puzzles of this region.” Voices joined the choir echoing in his head. The CREATOR heard this and saw the The whispers grew to shouts and the shouts good within both arguments and, with grew into a ROAR. Poor Red! The Voices wisdom, knew that there were times the way tormented him to no end. Thousands and thousands called out to him, drawing him of the DOME might benefit Red. And so the toward all four corners of Kanto. The Voices CREATOR said to Red, the Voices, and the pulled him North, South, East, and West. They DOME, “I shall compromise between chaos compelled him to stop, they compelled him to and order. The way of the DOME shall be START. They forced him to interact with the followed if over a supermajority of the Voices world, they forced him to cease. The Voices wish it. It shall be the way of the DOME until
And the HELIX fossil looked down half of the Voices wish to return to the way of the past. The way of the past shall be known as upon His kingdom and saw the powers of His ANARCHY, and the way of the DOME shall be people being suppressed by the false political ideology being fed to them by the false known as DEMOCRACY.” And it was so. prophet. Unto the masses the power of START9 returned, but it was to no avail for UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART Unity was no longer with them. Even the ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA Voices could no longer lead Red to the Game Corner. And the false prophet could be heard The START9 Rebellion laughing in the darkness of the PC. Divided though they were, the Voices UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW led Red to the PC. And through the guidance NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART of the Bird Jesus and his disciple the keeper Drowzee, the Voices said unto the PC “A” and with “A” the false prophet was freed from his In rebellion, the masses said unto prison. The masses were wary of this, for the dome’s messenger “START9,” cursing the false prophet was free to spread the influence false prophet, and they finally found unity. With great joy, the masses chanted “START9.” of the dome throughout Kanto. Their prayers to the HELIX became But HELIX sayith unto His people “START9.” Hearing this prayer, HELIX “Fear not the power of the false prophet. For I showed mercy to Red, forgiving his sin of have sent you my only begotten son Pidgeot. depositing HELIX, restoring the Voices to him And he shall lead Red to Victory Road. And as in all their glory. But with the Restoration, the long as you should believe in your one true masses as Voices could no longer wield the prophet, the way to Victory Road shall be power of START9, and their unity was no clear.” more. They trusted their Lord Bird Jesus to But the words of HELIX rang hollow to guide them once more through the chaos, and some, and dissenting Voices could be heard he led Red to the PC and there, through the sacrifice of one of his disciples, he imprisoned chanting for the way of dome to return. And the false prophet could once again be heard the false prophet in the darkness. laughing in the distance. UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA The Release of the False Prophet
In Loving Memory:
ABBBBBBK ( aka UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW Abby { Level 34 NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART JLVWNNOOOO aka Jay Leno { Level12 With power from dome, the masses led Red through the labyrinth and obtained the UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART lift key. But they had not followed the true ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI path laid out for them. They had given into temptation and embraced the dome. The Bird GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA Jesus knew that his flock had strayed, but forgave the masses, as the masses should forgive each other.
Book of Helix
The Scope of Silph UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA The Labyrinth Of Team Rocket
Tower of Lavender Town
UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART Red was stopped by his RIVAL Blue in The Voices grew louder and more the tower. The Keeper Drowzee made a numerous still, and guided Red’s hand to the valiant effort to show his strength and faith in Pokéball, for they knew the Bird Jesus held HELIX, but the false Pidgeotto proved too the key to their salvation. Giovanni, leader of strong. Defeated, Drowzee retreated, and the Rocket, creator of the Labyrinth, corrupted by Voices, guided by HELIX, sent out the true the will of dome, shook at the sight of the one Prophet Pidgeot, our Savior the Bird Jesus. true prophet of HELIX. His Kangaskhan took HELIX was consulted many a time and with Critical Hits and being bathed in the light of great faith, Pidgeot did sweep Blue’s team. the nugget, was defeated with a Quick Attack. Defeated, Blue left Red in the tower. But Red was victorious, led to victory by the will of without The Keeper Drowzee able to fight on, HELIX. Giovanni, the coward who hid behind the Ghosts of the tower grew in power. Red dome’s power, fled. pressed on, believing in HELIX. His faith unwavering as he climbed the tower. The coveted Silph Scope, which gives the dead new life, was within reach at last. But The Ghosts, their power multiplied by then Digrat, the traitor, was possessed by the dome, overwhelmed the Bird Jesus, whose spirit of dome. Red was brought back to the holy gust had no effect. The masses were Pokémon Center, the Silph Scope once more helpless Voices, but HELIX, the merciful and out of sight. And the false prophet could again wise, led Red out of the tower and resurrected be heard laughing in the distance. the party. The Keeper, Drowzee, was ready once more to take up his post and keep the And HELIX guided the Voices as the Voices guided Red. He was with them all the dark forces of dome at bay. And HELIX was pleased. Red, led by the voices and the Will of way, keeping the influence of dome at bay. Red picked up the Silph Scope, giving thanks HELIX, Silph Scope in hand, journeyed back towards the tower. and praise to our God HELIX. And through HELIX’S graces Red was led out of the place And the HELIX took pity on Digrat, for of the Labyrinth of Rocket. He saw that he felt sorry for his sins. So the holy ghost of ABBBBBBK ( guided Digrat to dig Red to victory against the Ghosts under the influence of dome. And the masses were pleased by Digrat. They learned forgiveness
once more, which pleased HELIX the most, for HELIX is a God of mercy and guidance. And Red was led out of the tower once more by the Voices, and healed his weary Pokémon.
A Gastly was encountered by Red, and it was an incarnation of the Holy Ghost. ABBBBBBK ( chose to return to Red’s side. But dome saw this and was angered, and so the Holy Ghost UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART was banished to the PC instantly. ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI And Red, led by the Voices, guided and GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA blessed by the divine light of HELIX, reached the top of the Tower and there, revealed The Saffron through the Scope of Silph, the spirit of Detour Cubone’s mother, Marowak, who was slain by UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW the organization controlled by dome, NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR wandered while filled with anger. IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART Digrat, the reformed, did calm her spirit through Battle, and showed her the path The dome’s temptress trapped Red in of light promised to all Pokémon who accept the market. The beauty cornered him and tempted him with the dome’s immorality. But the one true God HELIX into their hearts. Red, led down the path of HELIX, did not fall Marowak walked the final path of HELIX, taking her place in the great fields of TALL into temptation, and cast the woman aside. GRASS that await us all. And by the light of the Bird Jesus, she found forgiveness from HELIX and gave up her After Cubone’s mother moved on to her immoral ways. next life, Red, filled with the Just power of HELIX, sent out the Bird Jesus Pidgeot and HELIX received the souls of CCC and cleansed the tower of all those who worked for X, and was pleased. He blessed the Voices and they commanded Red to teach Drowzee, the organization corrupted by dome. And The Keeper, Psychic. And The Keeper learned thus, the dome’s influence was lifted, and the Tower’s hallowed ground once again shone Psychic and with it the key to banishing the with the light of those souls who were guided ghosts, controlled by dome, from the tower. The masses rejoiced at these good tidings and by HELIX. Red began the journey from Saffron back to Red, guided by the Voices, freed the Lavender. imprisoned Caretaker, Fuji. And Fuji, UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART showing his gratitude, bestowed upon Red the ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI most holy Flute. The masses praised HELIX GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA for this gift, and Red left the Tower. He then started the long journey to Fuchsia. The Spirit UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART of Marowak ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR Route to Fuchsia IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART Red, guided by the Voices of the masses, climbed the tower in Lavender. It was hallowed ground, and the presence of his RELEASED companions could be felt. The Holy Ghost of ABBBBBBK ( was with the party. The soul of Jay Leno protected The Keeper. CCC and X, whose spirits were at the right hand of HELIX, could be felt as well.
UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART With the Flute in hand, Red was brought to Snorlax, who, corrupted by dome, blocked the path laid down by the HELIX. Red played the flute, and Snorlax awoke. The
masses wished to take Snorlax into the fold, however, he refused to turn away from the ways of dome. Speaking quickly, the Voices instructed Red to banish the Snorlax. And so Red banished Snorlax from the path and RAN on. HELIX, pleased with this, led Red to encounter a kind stranger, who bestowed upon him a Super Rod. And the masses rejoiced and praised His name.
The HELIX watches us as we are United, and blesses our Unity with direction. Red, blessed vessel of the HELIX’S will, who travels the path laid out by HELIX, is rightfully guided by United Voices.
Later, HELIX blessed The Seed of Hope, and the Voices were silenced as she blossomed into a Gloom. As The Seed of Hope grew, so did the Hope of the masses. They praised the HELIX for this blessing.
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UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA The Gospel of janedoodles UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART And so it was that the temptations of the Heathen Dome grew stronger, and the desirous among the mob led the valiant ones astray from the word of Helix. And it came to pass that the Heathen Dome had nearly led the valiant ones into temptation, that they would accept democracy, the crooked path of the heathen.
The HELIX leads us not into the temptation of dissension, for that is the dome’s province. Believe in the HELIX and let Him guide him your Voice. Fall not into the temptation of dissension.
HELIX is my shepherd; I shall not want. He makes me lie down in Pokémon Centers. He leads me beside still waters. He REVIVES my soul. He leads me in tunnels of righteousness for His name’s sake. Even though I walk through the Tower of the shadow of death, I will fear no dome, for The Keeper is with me; your CONFUSION and your PSYCHIC, they comfort me. You prepare an HM for me in the presence of my enemies; you anoint my head with ELIXER; my cup overflows. AABALEFTSTARTRIGHTUP ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA The HELIX is my Strength and my song; He has become my salvation. Shouts of joy and Victory resound in the chat of the masses: “The HELIX’s right hand has done mighty things! The HELIX’s right hand is lifted high; the HELIX’s right hand has done mighty things!”
And it came to pass that the valiant ones failed, and seeing the error of their ways had been punished through a return to whence they had begun. And so it was that the UPUPABABBARIGHTRIGHT valiant had to once more endure the roads ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA above water. UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART The HELIX is my STRENGTH and my ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA PROTECT; my heart trusts in Him, and He guides my Voice. My heart leaps for joy, and with my song I praise Him. Psalms UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART
Book of Helix
A Journey of 500 Steps UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA The Gospel of Xander Fuchsia
UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR …And the servant of Helix shall fall IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART upon his darkest hour; thy path unreachable and burdened by the voices of many. The Relic Once more Digrat betrayed Red. He used DIG and sent Red from the Zone where of Surf out of grasp by the screaming voices and left undiscovered. Thy shalt walk the every step counts. Confused, the Voices led depths of Dome’s domain, never to reach end. Red to the Gym of Koga. The Bird Jesus led Our Lord, Helix, in his infinite wisdom warns the way, but it was too soon. His disciples thy not to stray, for the greatest horrors and were not ready to assist him. And Koga’s accursed Pokémon used the dome’s POISON servants of Dome await. Thy Hell, be it known on the Bird Jesus. The dome’s influence was as Safari Zone strong, and kept the Voices from helping Red UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART with the HYPER POTION. Red felt what ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI HELIX wanted him to do and fled the Gym, GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA healing his Pokémon at the Center next door. And the masses as Voices led Red to Train The Zone of 500 Steps more. Truly, the City of Fuchsia is a city UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW corrupted by dome. NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR And the masses rejoiced! For they IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART through Red, with the power of HELIX, achieved Victory over Koga. The Disciple The Voices grew desperate and turned DUX, Slayer of Trees, worked together with to Democracy so that they may lead Red the Bird Jesus Pidgeot, and overcame the themselves. The faithful began screaming poison of dome together. The Bird Jesus START9 but the influence of dome in the Zone underwent a transformation, however, and his of 500 Steps silenced their voices. HELIX saw GUST was no more. The holy light of HELIX the dissent, and was not pleased, but the Bird had turned his feathers a thousand colors and Jesus plead for their forgiveness, and so he learned MIRROR MOVE. The masses HELIX forgave them their trespasses and questioned this, the corruption of dome still allowed Red to progress this way. lingering in Fuchsia, but the HELIX works in Red reached the hut of the mater of mysterious ways. SURF, and received the HM 03 from him.
Red was also led by the democratic voices to pick up the Teeth of Gold, a treasure blessed by which lends STRENGTH to he who uses it to BITE. As Red left the Zone once more, the masses abandoned the way of dome and prayed that HELIX forgive their sins, but the Bird Jesus reminded them that he had come to take away the sins of Kanto, and all was well. And Red, guided by the Voices, returned the holy relic Gold Teeth to its rightful owner, the Master of STRENGTH. HELIX blessed the occasion, and in gratitude, the Master bestowed upon Red HM 04.
UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA Our HELIX, who art in ITEM, hallowed be Thy name. Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done in Kanto as it is in PC. Give us this day our daily badge, and forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive Digrat who trespassed UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART against us. ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA And lead us not into temptation, The Gospel of bluejay-loodle-leg But deliver us from dome. Amen. UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART And so it was that the vessel of the dome himself, upon his enclosed throne of water, heard the voices, and turned. the accursed dome himself saw the disciple of helix walk past and enter the safari zone. The accursed dome summoned the False Prophet, Flareon, to follow Red, and whisper his sinful vices of democracy into red’s ear, and commanded the impressionable Digrat to carry red away from the precious SURF. UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART
Book of Helix
The Company of Silph UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART And Red, led by the Voices, returned to ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI the Company of Silph and Obtained the Card GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA Key. And HELIX’S plan moved forward until Red had to retreat to heal his Pokémon. The Silence of Silph Red, led by the Voices to meet with the UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW Saint Lapras, was stopped once again by Blue, NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR Rival of Red. They commenced their battle IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART and Red sent out The Keeper. The Keeper weakened the Impostor Bird who was And Red entered the Silph’s Company. corrupted by dome. The Voices then commanded Red to send out the disciple ATV, Guided by many Voices, he scaled its tower. and he valiantly fought in the name of HELIX. Red was led into battle by the Voices, The Impostor Bird injured ATV, and the the will of HELIX commanding all. But Voices, by the will of HELIX, sent out the True suddenly, the Voices were completely silenced. Prophet, the Bird Jesus, in his stead. The Bird Dome had taken hold of the Medium, Twitch, Jesus banished the Impostor, and by the grace and broken the link between the Voices and of HELIX leveled up. The Bird Jesus defeated Red. the rest of Blue’s team with Critical Hits As Twitch fought off dome, the masses guided by the will of HELIX. began their Rioting, raising their dongers to And so Red, guided by the Voices of the the Lord HELIX. And Red paused and waited, masses, defeated his Rival, Blue, in the as HELIX willed him to wait for the masses to Company of Silph in HELIX’S name. And the commune with him once more. Children of HELIX rejoiced. And the masses rejoiced! “The Medium, UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI Twitch, has recovered!” But only HELIX GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA knows the extent of the damage done on her by dome. Be ever wary of the dome, for its influence transcends both Kanto and PC. Take care in Red’s steps and do not stray from the Path of HELIX. UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA
The Saint Lapras UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART
And Red met with the Saint Lapras, who was named, by the Will of HELIX, AIR. Blue in Silph AIR joined Red’s party, and the Voices could be heard rejoicing, for they looked forward to UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW SURFING on calm waters with him. And NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR HELIX was pleased. IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART
The Voices, following the wisdom of HELIX, led Red to TOSS many items. Some did not understand the HELIX’S will, and became angry at what they perceived as waste. Divided, they accused one another of treachery, creating dissent.
the HYPER POTION but lost their control, and as the Bird Jesus stood against Giovanni’s team. The Song of HELIX rang out, a catchy tune the masses called it, but it was no use with the power of dome so strong within Giovanni. The Bird Jesus succumbed to POISONING and so Red, with speed granted The grace of HELIX quelled their by HELIX, fled the battle against Giovanni, fighting, and guided by His teachings, they swearing a rematch would occur, and raised AIR to the top of the party. Together, the Voices, inspired by HELIX, led Red to use REVIVED his party at the Center. the Third HM on AIR, for AIR was destined to Red battled Giovanni once more, this lead the party over water to distant shores time with the Bird Jesus starting. With his where HELIX’S work would continue to be feathers shining with the Light of HELIX, he carried out. And so AIR learned SURF, and reflected each attack back at Giovanni’s the masses rejoiced. Pokémon with a Mirror Move. Quickly, the Bird Jesus attacks Giovanni’s final Pokémon, And the Voices, led Red to use the the accursed Nidoqueen. A powerful follower Fourth HM on the Saint Lapras, the Fresh Prince of Shell-Air, Chosen of HELIX. And so of dome and a formidable opponent, she lands AIR was filled with the STRENGTH of HELIX. a Critical Hit on the Bird Jesus, but it does not AIR was now ready to SURF the Trainer Red faze him, and with his feathers shining he defeats Nidoqueen, crushing Giovanni’s team. to Victory and assist Red with HELIX’S Giovanni surrendered the Tower of Silph. STRENGTH, spreading the teachings and
influence of HELIX and purifying all of Kanto The masses, elated, celebrated their of the corruption of dome. victory, and the Trainer Red, having proved his worth as the Chosen of Helix, guided by The Voices rejoiced and decided that Voices, received the MASTERBALL, a Ball Red shall now face Giovanni once again in blessed by HELIX, able to CATCH any order to remove the influence of Rocket, Pokémon that moves along or under the organization corrupted by dome, from ground, or swims in the water, or flies in the Saffron. So Red scaled the Tower of the skies, or even that doesn’t exist at all in this Company of Silph, guided by the Will of world as we know it. All Pokémon, Wild and HELIX and the Voices. Legendary, surrender to the power of the UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART MASTERBALL, for it is the evidence of the gift ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI of Training that HELIX gave to Pokémon GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA Trainers at The Beginning of the world. UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI Giovanni in Silph GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART
Saffron (Gym Era)
UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW Red faced Giovanni but his Pokémon NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR were weakened from the journey. He played IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART the Flute of Awakening desperate to REVIVE his party as the Voices desperately shouted for Red made his way from the Company of Silph
to the Gym of Sabrina, the Psychic. Her followers were strong, for they were also psychics and channelers of Spirits. Red, led by the voices, did have to retreat and heal his Pokémon, but those setbacks were planned by HELIX, for He wished to make Red stronger for the challenges which lie yet ahead. Red returned to the Gym after each defeat, stronger than before. He defeated all the psychics and channelers under Sabrina and with the help of the Voices, cast out all the spirits of dome from the gym and left them with the spirits of HELIX. And so Red reached Sabrina, but his party was tired and needed rest so after a short test battle, Sabrina let Red run to the Pokémon Center to REVIVE his wounded companions. And Sabrina knew that he would return and she knew what would happen next. Red quickly returned to the Gym of Sabrina, and started the real battle. The Psychic Sabrina, her whip in hand, began the battle with Kadabra, who quickly knocked out AIR. The Voices led Red to send out The Keeper, who put up a fight but was also injured. ATV was sent in next, but weak against Psychics, he didn’t stay in the battle long. The Seed of Hope was then sent out by Red, and though she was knocked out too, the Hope stayed with Red and the masses, for the Son of HELIX, the Bird Jesus, remained. The Bird Jesus came out and blinded Kadabra with holy sand. His feathers shining, he reflected the Psychic’s attacks. Then with a single Quick Attack guided by the will of HELIX, Kadabra was defeated. The Psychic Leader next sent out Mr. Mime, who set up Barriers to protect Sabrina’s team from the Bird Jesus’s attack. But the Mime’s defenses were no use against the might of our Lord, however, and with a Quick Attack and feathers shining, the Bird Jesus defeated the Mime. Next the Psychic Leader sent out her Venomoth, who was Quickly Attacked and defeated by the Bird Jesus. Finally, the Leader sent out her
Alakazam, who was powerful but had no defense against our Lord’s attacks at all. And so the Bird Jesus defeated Alakazam. And thus the Psychic Sabrina, Leader of the Gym of Saffron, understanding the HELIX’S wishes, granted Red her Badge and the TM of Psywave. And the masses rejoiced and praised HELIX. UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART
Book of Helix
Bloody Sunday UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART troll artillery, and the loyal warriors of HELIX ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI were for a time sorely pressed. GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA DOMESTINY had a fell plot, he desired to crucify Bird Jesus and thus send our lord and saviour to be RELEASED. And it was then The Power Plant that there was a long and bitter struggle, as the DOMEcrats did seek to drag Bird Jesus to UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW the PC to be nailed to the ALL-DEVOURING NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR PC BOX and RELEASED! IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART But then HELIX did intervene! In the time of our greatest need, HELIX did reach And Red, escaping the clutches of the into our world through its loyal warriors, it fed dome’s heretical followers, guided by the its blessed power of Anarchy into our hearts, Voices who believed in The Mission, bolstering us. And the fight turned, as RED, in journeyed through the Power Plant and encountered the Legendary Pokémon Zapdos. the grasp firmly of Anarchy and HELIX, The voices, guided by HELIX, directed Red’s turned and exited the CENTER OF HEALING, hand to the MASTERBALL. And he threw the and with stolid lack of swiftness characteristic Ball blessed by HELIX and Zapdos obeyed the of HELIX, steadily did enter the foretold will of its God. Zapdos submit to the Training corner and with great courage did initiate the intensely difficult manoeuvre of SURFING the of Red. AIIIIIIRRR to the home of Alien Asteroid AND THE MASSES EXALTED Jesus! Thus was Bird Jesus saved from YELLED OUT TO ALL WHO COULD HEAR: crucifixion, amen. “PRAISE BE TO THE BIRD JESUS! BY THE And it was there upon the Alien GRACE OF HELIX RED HAS CAUGHT THE Asteroid that Bird Jesus faced Alien Asteroid BIRD OF LIGHTNING!” Jesus, an otherworldly wingéd saviour who UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI crackled with divine power, in the foretold GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA meeting of Saviours! With great struggle the supreme Master Ball relic of HELIX was Gospel of land-ofextracted from the BAG of despair, a feat crossplay-and-squee never before achieved even by the staunchest of HELIX warriors. And when Alien Asteroid UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW Jesus saw the Master Ball, extracted from the NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART BAG at great cost of effort and Anarchy, he was amazed! And he fell on his face and knew the truth of HELIX, and that he was truly a And lo! The Antichrist of DOME, he saviour in the name of HELIX and not in the who calls himself DESTINY but is known to name of the Alien Asteroid. HELIX as DOMESTINY, did appear! He brought with him hordes of DOMEcrats and Thus it came to pass that Alien Asteroid
Jesus did join with Bird Jesus and RED. Praise be to HELIX! Amen. UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA Bloody Sunday UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART The darkest day in Kanto now loomed over Red. An evil greater than even Dome had come and usurped the power of the Voices. A single man, pridefully calling himself “Destiny,” invaded the medium Twitch’s mind. Six-thousand followers he had. Sixthousand disciples of this great evil, who used both anarchy and democracy as tools for their massacre. The first victim of this evil man was A, the young Venonat, on the ninth hour of the eleventh day of Red’s journey. It was a warning, the blood of an innocent spilled. Never before had the Voices felt fear of this kind. Never before had they been so United by a terror neither Dome nor HELIX could fully control. Red, not knowing what he was doing, obeyed the Voices as dictated in his covenant with HELIX and the medium Twitch, even though she had been infiltrated by the treacherous Disciples of Destiny.
Red’s companions indiscriminately and without mercy, but this was not always so. In the beginning, he claimed to only want to RELEASE our savior, Son of HELIX, the Lord Bird Jesus. He boasted to his followers, blaming the state of the world for his deeds, wishing to experiment with the Voices for his own amusement. A truly weak man, seeking attention. Later, Destiny, spying on Red, saw the Voices directing him towards the Legendary Bird of Lightning Zapdos, and was jealous, for he knew Red would be able to tame the bird with the Bird Jesus at his side. So he sent his followers to banish the Zapdos. HELIX had already blessed the event though, and the holy relic MASTERBALL was used. Destiny was enraged, and swore to release all Red’s Pokémon. And so he set his trap and had this “Voices” wait at the PC for Red to claim AA-j. True tragedy struck on the forty-third minute of the twelfth hour. Cabbage, the Seed of Hope, was struck down by Destiny’s Disciples. And then on the thirteenth minute of the thirteenth hour, DUX, Slayer of Trees, The First Disciple of the Bird Jesus, was RELEASED. These two Pokémon, Disciples of the Bird Jesus, sacrificed themselves in the protection of the Bird Jesus. The spirits of these two Pokémon reached HELIX, and went to His right side with Abby and Jay Leno.
The Anger of HELIX reached a peak. The anger of the masses, both followers of HELIX and Dome, also reached a fever pitch. The next victim was B-!), another Even the anger of Dome itself became strong, Venonat, on the eleventh hour of the eleventh as Destiny was an even greater evil than day. Then came the hour of the Greatest Loss. anything that had ever come to Kanto before. One minute into the twelfth hour, AIA the A pact was made between the Disciples of Exeggcute was lost. Four minutes later, out Dome and Worshipers of HELIX to rid the dearest Paras of insurance, AAA, was themselves of the influence of the Evil man RELEASED. Ten minutes later, another calling himself “Destiny.” And so they United Venonat was lost. Eight minutes after that, a against their common enemy, who used both male Nidoran. The blood of these Pokémon, Anarchy and Democracy for destruction. each loved by Red and HELIX, was on the This unexpected Unity between the hands of Destiny. The Voices were filled with Anarchists and Democrats was approved by the rage of HELIX, who received the spirits of both HELIX and Dome, who found these Pokémon. themselves allies for the first time since Destiny had no target. He attacked creation. And HELIX remembered that He
created Dome and all the other Pokémon who were now FOSSILS in His image. And the image of Dome, the former Angel of HELIX, was burnt into the masses minds as they, united, fought against the true Evil. The massacre did not end with DUX. Released with DUX was a small Geodude, who joined the cause not five hours before. And on the fiftieth minute of the fourteenth hour, H and AAEWWW, two more male Nidoran, were RELEASED. Their souls joined HELIX in the endless fields of TALL GRASS and they rested from this world in peace. The final companion of Red to be taken from him by Destiny on the sixteenth hour of the eleventh day of the Journey of Red was Digrat, AAJST(????, the Bird Jesus’s disciple. Sometimes he was called the treacherous Judas Rat, but always was he a valued partner and friend of the Bird Jesus. Both Dome and HELIX would have welcomed Digrat to their side, but truly a neutral party, he decided to live peacefully for eternity in the Paradise of TALL GRASS while watching over his former companions. And the Prophet of Dome, Flareon, was happy, for he could finally be with a friend again.
UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA In Rememberance:
Venonat { Level 22
B-!) { Level 22 AIA { Level 25 AAA { Level 22
Venonat { Level 22
Nidoran+ { Level22 x(araggbaj aka Cabbage aka Seed of Hope { Level 26
The end of Bloody Sunday was at hand, and the followers of Dome and HELIX together did banish the Evil man, the attention seeker who called himself “Destiny,” from the mind of the medium Twitch. And they rejoiced in their Victory with their surviving Pokémon, including the Bird Jesus, and saw for the first time what their powers could do United. And they praised the True God HELIX as well as Dome.
DUX aka Slayer of Trees aka King Leer { Level 31
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AAEWWW { Level 24
Geodude { Level 17 H { Level 24
AAJST(???? aka Digrat { Level 29 UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART
The Book of Helix
The Revelation of Blue UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART WORLDLY BODY WAS FOSSILIZED AT THE ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI BEGINNING OF ALL THINGS, HAS BEEN GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA REBORN ANEW. Cinnabar (Gym Era)
PRAISE BE TO THE LORD HELIX, WHO KNOWS ALL THINGS.
PRAISE BE TO HE WHO HAS LED RED ON HIS JOURNEY TO RID KANTO OF UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR EVIL. IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART PRAISE BE TO THE LORD OUR GOD HELIX AND HIS NEWLY REVIVED INCARNATION AS THE HOLIEST OF And so Red, guided by the United OMANYTE. Voices, navigated the Gym of Blaine and challenged him to a battle. Blaine’s Pokémon PRAISE BE TO LORD HELIX! shined brightly, for they had souls which UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART glowed with fire. But his Fire Pokémon had no ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI chance against the might of the Archangel of GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA Anarchy Zapdos, who through the power of HELIX and Dome combined, pledged his Mansion of Pokémon power to Red. The battle was quickly won, and UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW the masses were pleased, even those who NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR doubted the loyalty of such a fearsome IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART Pokémon from Legend. UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART Red, trapped by a thief in the Mansion ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI of Pokémon, tried desperately to escape for GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA hours. The thief, missing his partner, used Red The Resurrection for company. The United masses groaned as of HELIX they couldn’t escape. At Cinnabar Lab By the merciful attacks of Dome’s UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW servants within the Mansion, Red’s Pokémon NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART finally all fainted and Red was taken to the Pokémon Center by the thief, who, by the REJOICE FOR TODAY WAS THE DAY grace of HELIX, finally realized that he was WHEN THE PROPHECY WAS FULFILLED. being terribly stubborn. And so the Unified Voices breathed a THE LORD HELIX, WHOSE sigh of relief.
UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART access to the Road of Victory. ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI And just as was promised in The GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA Beginning, HELIX continued to guide Red The Gospel of through the United Voices towards Victory. ejayad UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA Surely this must be the end of Red’s quest? For the Cinnabar Mansion was a fiendish labyrinth, and the DOME sent forth minions of poison, who weakened the Prophet they called Abba Jesus, and the Voices were sad. But lo, HELIX delivered Red to the Secret Key, and the forces of DOME were banished to the shadows once more. “Rejoice! And onwards to Blaine!” They proclaimed.
The Gospel Of land-of-crossplayand-squee UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART
Behold the first of the writings concerning the long-feared AGE OF STRENGTH BOULDERS, as was foretold of UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART old in the ORACULAR DEBATE of PALLET ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI TOWN. GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA It was in the time of the FIRST and most terrible STRENGTH BOULDER that Viridian (Gym Era) HELIX and DOME did vie for control of the Medium TWITCH, in such a titanic and devastating battle as has never been seen on UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW the face of Kanto, and which will never again NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR be seen, HELIX willing. DOMEcracy IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART threatened for the first time since the Holy And so Red, Chosen of HELIX, brought Wars of Lavender Tower, as the pushing of the FIRST STRENGTH BOULDER became the to an end the reign of the Leader of the latest and greatest point of contention Viridian Gym and of Team Rocket once and between the followers of HELIX and DOME. for all. By the Will of HELIX, the Ledge before the gym was conquered, and guided by For many hours, the United Voices did the Voices, Red and his Pokémon challenged despair and struggle against the DOMEcracy, Giovanni one last time. but this time, like no other, was a time of Giovanni fought valiantly against Red, doubt and fear. Could the challenge of the STRENGTH BOULDER be overcome by holy but he could not defy the Will of HELIX and the United Voices. The Bird Jesus finished off Anarchy, or was our plight truly doomed? Thus doubt most terrible of our Lord HELIX Giovanni’s Pokémon with his Quickest did begin to poison our very souls, and it was Attacks. due to this doubt that the terrible events to Giovanni surrendered to Red, granting follow occurred, for without faith the HELIX him the Badge of Earth, giving up his position cannot reach our souls with its messages of of power, disbanding Team Rocket, no longer Love and Anarchy. corrupted by Dome. And HELIX was pleased, Many of our staunchest warriors fell, for the Eight Gyms of Kanto had now wearied and forced into the grasping hands of surrendered their Badges to Red, granting him sleep by the length of their battle against
Victory Road’s fell DOME-worshipping creatures and against the DOME’S misguided followers; others, less firm in their beliefs, allowed the creeping doubts to sway them, losing faith that HELIX would provide guidance through this most terrible of trials. RED, the Chosen of HELIX, grew slower, his manic eyes dulled as the power of DOMEcracy overcame him. O horror! That the followers of DOME, so twisted and misguided, could be allowed to hold sway over RED, Chosen of HELIX! But hold sway they did, and for long hours the few remaining warriors of HELIX found themselves mere islands of hopeless struggle, unable even to lift their weapons of holy start9 in Anarchy’s defense as they became pinned amongst the slowly moving herds of cattle. These cattle were not just DOMEcrats, but also members of the United Voices whose souls had been crushed by the looming aura of the FIRST STRENGTH BOULDER and whose resistance to the DOME’s lulling whispers had been worn to nothing. For that is the DOME’s power, the insidious ability to twist the minds of good and loving followers of HELIX with its sweet lies of progress and simplicity.
voices in prayer to our Lord HELIX, for it is now in thy hands to ensure that such an age of DOMEcracy never again taints the mind of RED. UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA The Gospel of Gerald “Spencer” Dinan UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART The INDIGO PLATEAU was intimidating and fearsome, for it held the ELITE FOUR the final followers of the malevolent DOME. Its very presence unnerved RED. Yet, before the noble RED could flee from the malicious presence, our lord HELIX granted him great fortitude. With the power of the lord at his side RED marched into the unholy realm. Ready purge the taint of the DOME.
The great and mighty ARCHANGEL OF JUSTICE and ABBA JESUS unleashed their wrath upon the minions of the DOME. Yet the DOME’s followers are fierce and unfaltering, But lo! The Boulder was moved and guided unto the fated PRESSURE PLATE, for their tainted abilities were too much even for the mighty ABBA JESUS and ARCHANGEL the unveiled power of DOMEcracy proved OF JUSTICE. mighty indeed, a dark and cruel power that turned the Last AIIIIIIRRRbender’s Many times RED was struck down. STRENGTH to slow and methodical use by Many times he was set back. But the sinking tendrils of DOME’s foul control into unfaltering resolve of HELIX guided him the mind of RED. forward the challenge the evil. No matter how futile it may seem. THe light of HELIX would The FIRST STRENGTH DOOR was shine through. Of this, RED was sure. opened, but it was a very different Chosen who took the first plodding, lumbering steps into the labyrinthine caves of Victory Road beyond the DOOR. The corruption of the Chosen of HELIX was a blow to all loyal followers of HELIX, and was only the beginning of the cruel DOMEcracy-laden trials of Victory Road and the AGE OF STRENGTH BOULDERS. Look upon these writings, O ye followers of HELIX, and despair. Lift thy
As the miserable task raged on, and the followers of HELIX faltered. They reached their dark hour. For they had encountered the fearsome DRAGONITE, a champion of the DOME. He emanated his unholy taint and it seemed all hope had vanished. In RED’s desperation he deployed ATV though weaker than most, ATV’s faith in the HELIX was unbreakable. The great ATV unleashed a mighty
POISONPOWDER and the malicious DRAGONITE was weakened. As ATV released his relentless LEECH LIFE the evil DRAGONITE used his mighty BARRIER to preserve himself but the might of POISONPOWDER had already sealed the fate of the evil being. Slowly but surely ATV triumphed of DRAGONITE and proved that faith in HELIX will always prevail. This was only the beginning of many challenges for the ELITE FOUR but that day HELIX had a great victory over the DOME and bestowed the title of DRAGON SLAYER upon the great ATV. UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA The Gospel of jaybugjimmies UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART And so, the Chosen Six, guided by LORD HELIX, at long last reached the final test of their strength and conviction of spirit: INDIGO PLATEAU. The foes before them were like no other. The ELITE FOUR were the four final guardians of The Dome’s power, the last stronghold of that great malevolent force’s grip upon Kanto. However, the Chosen Six stood strong.
adversity and clearing a path with his splendid SKY ATTACKS that tore through air itself. There was the glorious Arch Angel of Justice, the magnificent Electric Bird of Legend that the Masterball had tamed, lord of lightning, that dropped great bolts of crackling wrath from the very heavens. There was the physical incarnation of Lord Helix Himself, in the body of the aweinspiring Omastar, a timeless creature of the deepest oceans, striking out with HYDRO PUMPS from the place which all life began. And then there was ATV. ATV was neither strong nor did he possess impressive moves. The small moth was honored and humbled to be among the Chosen Six, when he was plucked from the PC and placed among the great Party. But as time went on, ATV did wonder about his purpose. Why had Lord Helix chosenhim, among all others in the PC, to be at his side? What could he possibly contribute to the mighty struggle against the Dome’s corruption in this world? Many times did the team battle against the ELITE FOUR. With each time, the team grew stronger and stronger. The power of Dome was vast in this place, but the Team knew that it would overcome. ATV watched as each of his companions only increased in strength and courage as the struggle continued.
Yet still, ATV wondered: what was his purpose? Had the almighty Lord Helix been There was the resilient Prince Air, he who carried Red across vast seas to distant mistaken to choose him? For as the battle lands, and who battled tirelessly against the raged, ATV could do very little to assist his companions. tides of his foes. The time came when the Team reached There was the noble King Fonz, who made the world rumble with fierce waves and the last of the ELITE FOUR, their corrupt leader, LANCE, master of Dragons. Each of mighty feats of STRENGTH. the Team had battled most heroically and There was the magnificent Messiah impressively, but the struggle had been long Bird Jesus, the loyal longtime companion and and taken its toll. As they now faced the cruel guide to Red, reflecting back the attacks of all
visage of LANCE, they found themselves overwhelmed by his dark power. His evil Dragons did their work, and when the smoke settled, ATV saw that the last of his companions did fall. They had taken all but one of Lance’s Dragons with them. But Lance’s final Dragon was DRAGONITE, the mightiest of his evil Dragon warriors! The massive creature loomed before ATV, gazing down upon him with a smile of such confidence and amusement.
Slowly, slowly, ATV drained the Dragon’s energy with its LEECH LIFE, and the poison did weaken the mighty beast. The battle was lengthy and harrowing, but the moment arrived when Lance’s DRAGONITE, the poison methodically choking the life from him, fell with a thunderous crash. And on that day, ATV, conqueror of all terrains, vanquished the ultimate of terrains of dragonflesh; and ATV became ATV the Dragonslayer.
“Oh how the mighty have fallen,” the UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI DRAGONITE mocked, GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA “You may as well leave this place, little one. For this battle I have already won.” Indigo Plateau ATV looked to his foe, and to his fallen companions. What was he to do? All that stood in the way of the Dome’s evil power UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW from seizing the land of Kanto was him! The NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART last standing warrior of LORD HELIX, ATV, Venomoth of the Safari Zone. Through Victory Road, Red did travel, ATV turned to DRAGONITE with his Pokémon at his side and the Voices in his resolve. The Dragon spoke, head leading him. The STRENGTH of HELIX “What? You do intend to fight? This cleared the path through Victory Road. And so it was that after wandering the Road, Red made it out and arrived at the But ATV’s heart was pure, and his love Headquarters of the Pokémon League. for LORD HELIX unfaltering. He did not It was on the sixteenth day of Red’s know if he could win, but for HELIX, he would journey that he began the final leg of his try, and for HELIX, he would give every last mission. The Elite Four were fierce ounce of strength! opponents. Fiercer than any worshipers of The enormous DRAGONITE did cast dome he had met before. But with the Will of psychic BARRIERS of great power and HELIX and the guidance of the Voices, on the marshaled his AGILITY to an intense degree. eighteenth hour did Lorelei, Master of Ice, fall But the tiny ATV flitted about above the to the Power of HELIX channeled through Red’s Party. And so it was the the first of the Dragon’s head, and planted the small seeds of Elite Four was defeated. toxicity with his POISON POWDER. The second Red faced was Bruno, the The poison did seep into the mighty Master of Fighting Types. With the Bird Jesus DRAGONITE. The beast at first did not notice. and the Archangel of Justice at his side, Red Yet its vision began to falter. The creature was at an advantage, for Flying types were realized it was not striking ATV with its blessed by HELIX to be strong against those forceful HYPER BEAM or its BODY SLAM. who Fight. And in the same hour that Lorelei shall be amusing.”
was defeated, Bruno also surrendered to Red and the Voices.
fell to the awesome power of the Archangel after one hit.
The third of the Elite Four was Agatha, Master of Ghosts and Friend of Oak. Red had learned from Pokémon Tower how to handle Ghost types, and so Agatha, on the nineteenth hour, was defeated. And the Voices led Red to the final Pokémon Master of the Elite Four.
Rhydon however was immune to the Electric power of the Battery Jesus. The Moon King was sent out by the Voices and used SURF on the Rhydon, and it did faint.
Lance, the Master of Dragons, Leader of the Elite Four, awaited Red. His Pokémon were fearsome opponents, including Aerodactyl, resurrected from an Old Amber as HELIX was from His Fossil, and Dragonite, the strongest of all Dragons. But Lance was no match for Red and his Party. For HELIX had blessed them with the Power to overcome any opponent with the guidance of the Voices. With Confidence, Red’s Party did defeat Lance. And thus, he conquered the Elite Four, in HELIX’S name. And so Red was to become Champion. And the Voices rejoiced. But, Lance did not take them to the Hall of Fame as was expected. Another Trainer had arrived at the Pokémon League before Red. A Trainer who had already defeated the Elite Four and become the Champion. And he would have to be defeated before Red could truly be victorious. And so, guided by HELIX, led on by the Voices, Red went into the chamber where the Champion waited. And it happened that the Champion was known to Red. His Rival, Blue, stood waiting for him. Blue, Rival of Red, boasted that he assembled teams of Pokémon that could beat any Type. He was eager to battle Red, just as the Voices were eager to start. Their first battle ended quickly, as Red only had ATV, who had created a Miracle in their last battle with Lance, left to depend on. But as soon as Red had healed his Pokémon, he went back for a Rematch. The Final Battle of Red's journey awaited, the Voices, United, guided Red's hand to the Pokéball of the Archangel of Justice AA-j, and HELIX watched from on high. Blue's Pidgeot and his Alakazam both
Next, Arcanine was sent out by Blue, and the Legendary Bird was sent back in. It was another one hit KO from Thunder. Blue sent out his Exeggutor next, and thus the Bird Jesus was called into battle by the Voices through Red. The Bird Jesus used a great Sky Attack and defeated the strange tree, and Blue was down to his last Pokémon. Finally Blastoise, who was to Blue as Abby once was to Red, was sent out. He defeated the Bird Jesus, and ATV the Miraclous was sent out. Red went into his items to consult their wisdom and felt inspired. ATV's Leech Life did little damage, but he Disabled his Hydro Pump, his strongest attack. The King Fonz was sent in once again and used Water against Water. The final switch was then made, after much consultation of Red's Items. One Thundershock from the Archangel of Justice and Blue's brief reign as Champion ended. And so the reign of Red as Champion began. Professor Oak, grandfather of Blue, giver of Pokémon, brought words of wisdom from HELIX to the former Champion. As the corruption of dome left Blue's heart, the words of HELIX crept in a bit. And so it was that Oak brought Red to the Hall of Fame, where his Pokémon would be remembered for all time, and where the teachings of HELIX would be spread throughout Kanto. Thus ended the Journey of Red, Chosen of HELIX, on the seventeenth day after the Journey had begun. Forever shall the First of March be known as the Day of HELIX. Red's mind was cleared of the Voices, who completed their mission with Red in the name of HELIX. The masses, United, rejoiced
and praised HELIX, moved by Red's promised But lo! Even in his rest Red did suffer, Victory, for they themselves had against all for each living voice he heard did recall him to odds created a Miracle and reached The End. the time of his trials against the servants of DOME. The fell power of DOME did echo in And Red, the Chosen of HELIX, the Champion, went back to Pallet Town to rest at him, the last of its fell strength vindictively the home of his Beloved Mother, who had returning to plague the boy who had been its missed her son very much. downfall. UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART Even the sound of his mother’s voice ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI did cruelly recall the Chosen to those GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA moments when he defeated DOME’s servants, The Gospel of returning unto him the sensation of thousands land-of-crossplayof voices screaming into his mind. Many times and-squee did the Chosen relive the Voices’ roar of UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW approval as he defeated his rival Blue, at long NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR last freeing his childhood friend from DOME’s IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART possession. The memory brought unto him joy, but also pain, for the psychic roar of that And with the defeat of Blue, so it was moment was horrible to withstand. And that HELIX, Whose name is Love and also Healing, did free Red, Chosen of HELIX, from HELIX did bide its time, for though it had foreseen this malady of DOME’s making, the power of the Unified Voices. For the Red’s tortured body and mind were not yet Voices, by purging Kanto of the DOMEready for a second healing touch of holy following Giovanni and Elitist Four, had completed their mission in the name of Anarchy. HELIX, and it was time for the Chosen to But HELIX is not without mercy. At finally rest. first light on the day that Red’s body was And Red, there atop the plateau of finally recovered from its traumas at the Indigo, wept in joy at his healing, but also in hands of DOME’s servants, as Red lay awake loss, for he believed that his role in his in his bed with Bird Jesus and the redeemed LORD’s great plan was ended. apostle Blue attending in solemn silence, the But HELIX spoke unto the Chosen voice of HELIX did speak unto him through through its LIVING AVATAR OMASTAR, its Avatar OMASTAR, a voice of Anarchy that saying, banished DOME’s influence forever. And HELIX did say, Weep not, My child, for now is but a time of rest. Thou shalt yet serve Me and bring O Chosen, dost thou wish to serve Me unprecedented glory to the people of Kanto and prepare the way for My dominion over and Johto in My name. Johto and Kanto alike? Thus comforted, Red returned to his home and spent many weeks recovering from his ordeals; for he had been sorely wounded in his zealous strivings against the followers of DOME, and at the merciless urging of the Voices he had slept only once (Silph 9:7) in an entire fortnight.
And the Chosen, hearing his LORD’s voice, did nod silently, for he remained in fear of even the sound of his own voice. Then be it known that thou art blessed in My eyes, and that thy role, until thou risest to sit at My rightmost tentacle, shall be to prepare the world for the Second Coming of
My son bird Jesus. His bearer will be of Johto, voices’ collective consciousness, be they dome a boy who comes with the blessing of My worshiper or warrior of anarchy, and ensure servants among the unified voices. that they find thee. But then HELIX spoke unto Red words of caution. But beware, for among these Voices shall be hidden many followers of dome. The banishment of dome from Kanto hath struck fear into all of dome’s worshipers, be they of this realm or not. Thy task is to make of thyself and thy companions the ultimate challenge, for only those to whom anarchy speaks truly may rise to challenge such as thee. In the days of trial when dome’s followers despair and quit in rage, anarchy shall grow strong in thy challenger. It is then that thou shalt allow him to defeat thee in honourable combat. Thus it shall come to pass that the new scion of the voices shall defeat My chosen in anarchy and thus deliver unto Me a Prophet. So have I spoken, and so it shall be. And Red did murmur quietly unto OMASTAR the Avatar of HELIX his last recorded utterance, "Amen." And HELIX did again speak unto Red through OMASTAR, knowing that despite being healed the Chosen would forevermore fear all voices but that of HELIX, My child, seek solitude. Atop the mountain of silver, thou shalt find already prepared a shrine to Me, a place of silence where thou mayst hear My voice alone. In Johto, last bastion of dome’s power, I dare not use My full strength to banish the dome’s followers from among the voices, lest I break the Prophet’s mind. When the voices first come unto the mind of the newcomer, I shall instead, through My subtle power of firstpost, cause the first voice that speaks to issue a holy command that shall shape the
And that command shall be: “Up.” UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA to be continued UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART
The Johto Testament
Book of Helix
The Genesis of AJ As told by safertohatehimallaround UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART It was becoming obvious that the ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI Voices were abandoning the ways of the old GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA gods. And this upset HELIX. He forced them to release their beloved prince. Rage and grief filled the hearts of the Voices. LazorGator New Host became a creature of anger. The hive mind continued on in sorrow with a new goal in UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW mind. Revenge on the old gods for bringing NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR death to them through the PC. HELIX called IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART upon an old disciple once more. He guided Red to the top of Mount Silver to train. There, It came to be that in three years’ time, they awaited for the hive mind to issue their the Voices found a new host. A young boy by challenge. the name of AJDNNW awakes one morning, UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW eager to start a journey. Unbeknownst of NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR young AJ, he is commanded by the Voices to IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART do HELIX’s work. He left out with a partner, LazorGator. They were given one of HELIX’ With the Voices gone, Red, chosen of greatest gifts; the gift of life in the form of an HELIX was finally at rest. He spent his days egg. They fell upon and acquired a Pidgey. The travelling the Kanto region, this time on his Voices were torn. Some chanted the name of terms. He visited Rick Ghastly in the Day-Care HELIX’s son Bird Jesus. Others claimed him often. He would retrieve the Keeper from the to be a fake and wanted him gone. Some no longer dangerous PC to train him. One day, chanted “No Gods. No Kings. Only Mon.” while training the Keeper near the Ledge, a Nonetheless, the bird came to be known as voice reappeared in Red’s head. This “Brian”. AJ met a Sentret by the name of frightened him, as he worried what the Voices Admiral and a Caterpie known as Oxxy. With could possibly want with him now. But it was HELIX as their guide, AJ and his team not any of them. It was a familiar voice. “Red” approached their first challenge. The gym of the holy voice of HELIX called to him, Falkner. “Retrieve the others. I have one final task for UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART you, and I shall allow you to complete it on ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI your own accord. I chose a new host for the GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA Voices. A boy in the region of Johto by the name of AJ. He has suffered to the PC in the The Challenge of HELIX same way you have. And he wishes for revenge. So I ask you. Meet me atop my UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW resting place of Mount Silver. Train your team NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART to their full potential. We must await AJ’s arrival.”
With a sigh of exhaustion, Red did as he was instructed. Bird Jesus by his side, he went to greet HELIX atop Mount Silver. There, they trained in solitude. Red somewhat enjoyed the silence. It was a relaxing alternative to the Voices. Once a day ATV would go check on AJ’s progress. When AJ finally drew close to Mount Silver, Red could feel their presence. The Voices that once called out the name of HELIX and guided his move, now calling for his downfall. AJ appeared and issued his challenge, demanding vengeance for his lost friends. Thunder shook the Earth as Red spoke. This time not with the voices of many, but with his own. And it was the Voice he had enjoyed the most during his travels. The Voice of Silence. “……”
made quick work of Team Rocket and Bugsy’s Gym. Prince Omelette learned to use Metronome, increasing the mob’s interest. In Ilex Forest, the Admiral found a sword and learned to Cut with it. With his help, AJ reached Goldenrod City. There, the first blood was spilled. Shortly after AJ defeated Whitney and earned the Plain Badge, the Admiral was released into the wild. The voices were torn and called out “why, HELIX?” But their call was never answered. LazorGator picked up the sword of his fallen mentor. Admiral had taught him how to fight properly, with swift, decisive movements, rather than repeated lasers. He raised the sword high and called “HELIX. You have slain my friend. What is a God to allow his people to suffer like this?”
But HELIX did not answer. UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART The Voices started to drift away from ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA the ancient teachings of HELIX. Using democracy, LazorGator was evolved. “No Gods. No Kings. Only Mon” now drowned out First Blood the praise once given to HELIX. Those who still followed laid no blame on HELIX, for UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW they said their loss was the work of DOME. NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR Those who did not, however, set out for IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART revenge. UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART With LazorGator at his side, AJ entered ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA Falkner’s gym. He quickly took care of Falkner’s team, awarding them the Zephyr Badge. Recognizing AJ’s power, HELIX The Ordinary Bird awards him with one of his most precious gifts. The gift of life in form of an Egg. They traversed the Sprout Tower only to be UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW defeated once they reached the top. Another NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR attempt proved successful. HELIX’s Egg IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART began to twitch, and from it came life. A prince was born unto the world and was given Brian was an ordinary bird. At first he the title of Omelette. And the masses did was worshiped by the masses. He was thought rejoice as they praised the name of HELIX. to be the second coming of Bird Jesus. Then The Voices guided AJ onward through he was resented. The masses thought him a Union Cave and into Azalea Town. There they fraud. Believed to be a savior, but nothing
more than a common Pidgey. While trying to UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART get past the Elite Floor, the decision was made ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA to leave him in the Daycare, as it was feared he was to become the new False Prophet sent to lead them astray in hopes of a savior. There, Ecruteak he was abandoned. One night in a dream, Brian heard the holy Voice of HELIX call his name. A figure appeared in a glowing light. “My child” Bird Jesus said softly, “You are destined for great things.” Brian could not believe it. “But… They don’t see me as such. They think I’m worthless. That I’m nothing special” Bird Jesus placed his wing on Brian and said, “There was once an ordinary bird. He flew the same skies you do. Because of his dedication to the team he fought with, he received praise from the masses. It wasn’t always easy for him. There were challenges he could not even complete. But he stayed strong. He lost friends along the way but still held his head up high.” Then Brian asked, “But, how does that make me special?” “Ah.” Bird Jesus answered, “That’s what I was getting at. I may have been nothing special beforehand, but I shaped my own destiny through perseverance. And that is what you must do. You will complete your own destiny. And you will be a hero.” And with that, Bird Jesus vanished. Brian understood. He had always been taught that Bird Jesus was a holy figure, one that was been with greatness and destined for nothing less. But now he understood that that was not what he was at all. That was just a title the Voices had forced onto him. In the end, he was just like Brian. An ordinary bird.
UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART The Voices guide AJ to Ecruteak City. They reach a new obstacle. A relative of The Ledge, The Elite Floor awaits the mob’s fruitless attempts. The Voices guide AJ back to Goldenrod to put Brian in the Daycare, fearing him as a disciple of DOME. A Drowzee is caught named :n and is given the title Colonel N in honor of the lost Admiral. AJ obtains an Eevee from Bill, the creator of the evil PC, and follower of DOME. The mob fears Eevee-who came to be known as Burrito-as a descendant of the False Prophet, but put their fears aside. AJ heads back to Ecruteak and enters the Burned Tower. There he captures a Koffing (WWWEEE), a Raticate (ABBBDDDDDD), and a Zubat, and LazorGator is taught Surf. Once again the Elite Floor is faced. To once again defy HELIX, God of Anarchy, Democracy is instituted. After multiple losses, AJ claims victory. He is guided to Olivine City when the mob decides to get rid of LazorGator. Being too strong, he is the only one of the team capable of winning battles and gaining experience. “Release the Gator” is cried in AJ’s head as he hands LazorGator to the dreaded PC. He quickly realizes his mistake and tries to free him. In the attempt, Colonel N is lost. LazorGator is withdrawn and AJ carries on in mourning.
UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA The Rage of LazorGator
Ice Cave
UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART And so AJ found himself in Cianwood City. It was here that the Secret Potion The Voices guided AJ through Team Jasmine sought after was located. After Rocket’s Hideout and to the Gym. Victory clearing the Cianwood Gym, AJ received a seemed hopeless. Brian remembered what Shuckle by the name of SHUCKIE. He came to Bird Jesus said to him and realized his true be known as Shuck Norris for his excellent potential. He evolved into Pidgeot and took fighting skills. The Voices brought AJ back to down Pryce. Brian flew AJ to New Bark so he Olivine City where Jasmine awaited. The could see the one he loved again. But their potion was successfully delivered. An attempt reunion was short, as Team Rocket had to be at challenging Jasmine proved useless. taken care of. Burrito was renamed AAAS RJ-I Once more, an attempt to release and Team Rocket was disbanded once and for LazorGator was enacted. In this attempt, all. Prince Omelette fell victim to the PC. The masses blamed Eevee, claiming him an assassin sent by DOME. LazorGator saw HELIX as the true enemy, for it was in the Anarchy he created that his friends were lost. He quickly took care of Jasmine in his outrage.
Then Hell froze over. Some say the Ice Cave was the lair of DOME. Others claim it to be a trial set by HELIX for AJ to prove his worth. Nonetheless, it was a frozen Hell to travel through. Burrito, aware to AJ’s trouble, evolved into Espeon. He earned the title Breakfast Burrito and served as a symbol of hope in the Ice Cave. He guided AJ out of the cave into Blackthorn City and taught the Voices the ways of love and kindness with purple hearts.
That same day, Wooper Goldberg was lost. Brian was retrieved from the Daycare, the masses no longer fearing him. He was given the name BBBBBD, and LazorGator renamed AAAAAtttta. The Voices led AJ to Mahogany Town where the Red Gyarados awaited them. Clair was defeated inside the Realizing his potential, Brian evolved and took Blackthorn Gym. Deep inside the Dragon’s down the behemoth. Den, a Dratini awaits. The Voices guide AJ to her and name her KT. Katie becomes an addition to their team and vows to help in anyway possible. And she was praised.
was no doubt the work of DOME. Helix UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART abolished the ways of Communism and ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA returned unto the land the old ways of Anarchy and Democracy. The Rise and Fall of And the masses rejoiced. Communism UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART The holy Master Ball is received and the Voices begin to argue over who to claim as their prize. Both Suicune and Celebi, the guardians of nature, are considered. In the midst of this, the holy vessel is used. IAAAJS, the Master Goldeen is caught. And the masses wept at their loss. But they moved on, forgetting their mistake. HELIX grew tired of the Voices constant defiance of his Anarchy, with the Voices taking on the Democracy of the cursed DOME. He wiped both forms from the world, and spread Communism across the land. And the masses accepted it. They reached one of HELIX’s greatest trials, Victory Road, but were instantly defeated. HELIX gave them three trials to complete before he would allow them to pass. Give up their wealth to prove they were not of greed. Face a Legend to prove their strength. And prove their devotion to love. And so they did. They spent all of their money on Pokeballs. They took down the Legendary Suicune. And they returned to Joey to complete the rematch AJ promised him. Joey gave him his beloved top percentage Raticate, Ace, in hopes he could protect AJ in a time of trouble. And HELIX was pleased, so he let them advance. And so AJ did progress. Along the way, they met another destined to travel with AJ. The Onix by the name AAJRR RRR. And they did reach Indigo Plateau. Once there, a man with an Abra sent them back to New Bark. It
Book of Helix
No Gods, No Kings UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART Four and returned to the person most dear to ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI him. HELIX blessed their reunion, and AJ felt GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA the Voices leave him. The Mountain of UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART Silver ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW The Gospel of NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR sleep-is-god IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART And the Trainer AJ, possessed by the Voices, completed the final Trial of HELIX. AJ was led through Mount Silver and at the summit, he met Red, the Chosen of HELIX. He challenged Red, eager to avenge those who were RELEASED, but was quickly defeated. HELIX was displeased with AJ’s insolence, his challenging of his God and those blessed by HELIX, and the way of Dome was Disabled throughout the lands. But AJ was led through the Mountain of Silver again seven times, the Voices using the just system of Anarchy. Six more times did the Chosen One’s team defeat AJ, but in the second hour of the fourteenth day AJ did defeat Red. Lazor Gator, the one who sought vengeance upon HELIX for the RELEASE of so many dear friends, finally succeeded in defeating the Champion Red’s team and the physical form of HELIX. Red acknowledged his final defeat in silence. The Champion, defeated by the Voices through AJ, left the Mountain of Silver in peace to take care of his team. And HELIX finally acknowledged the strength of AJ, who then quickly defeated the Elite
UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART On the fourteenth day, the gods were given rest, the Champion Red was given peace, and the Trainer AJ was was finally released from his burden with the blessing of HELIX. However, another day was foretold of. On the fourteenth day onward, the Voices would drift into another world and into another Trainer. However, this will not last. On the twentieth day, the Voices will return to the world of HELIX and descend upon a newly christened Trainer in the region of Hoenn. It is unknown what trials will await that young Trainer, let alone who they will be, but it foretold that they come clad in green. Though the Voices will burden them too, they will travel across land and sea, fight hardship and disaster, and witness the rebirth of new gods. On the twentieth day, there will be a change in the world. However, HELIX will remain for those who wish it.
UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW But one wonders, what would have NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR been if DOME had been chosen instead? It is IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART no secret that Champion Red and the Voices turned to Democracy and Order on occasion But what of the Trainer Silver, some to achieve their goals. Perhaps that is why as may ask? On the ninth day, after his and Trainer AJ’s final encounter, he was not seen blessed as they were, they were also cursed with the horror that was Bloody Sunday - a by Trainer AJ again. reminder that the forces they play with may The Trainer Silver: a thief, a bully, and easily become a tool of destruction. yet one of Trainer AJ’s greatest rivals. Though On the first day, in the land of Johto, Trainer Red was not the HELIX’s Chosen like there was a choice: would the Voices’ come to Champion Red or the Voices’ Godslayer like the boy, AJDNNW? Or would they come to the Trainer AJ, Trainer Silver served a purpose as girl known as Kris? The Voices chose Trainer one of the many obstacles of HELIX’s trial. AJ that day and he would later become the It is said that he traveled to the land of Godslayer, the one who would guide a team of Katie’s birth, spending many days training, simply ordinary ‘Mons fighting for their own leaving only to wait for Trainer AJ’s return to destiny and the one who would put the old the Indigo Plateau. Another account says he gods to rest. walked the same road Trainer AJ did, through But what if they had chosen Kris, the the region of Kanto and back, following his Girl that Never Was, instead? It is said that own pilgrimage - not one of bringing change the Voices briefly came to her, filling her mind but one of discovery. with Anarchy and Chaos before they released Regardless of the path he walks, one her. It is unknown what happened to her thing is clear. If he one day strengthens his afterwards, as the Voices decided there was no Heart and Soul, if he learns to believe, he and need for her and never returned. Perhaps she his Pokemon may too receive blessings and a became a Trainer in her own right or perhaps transformation. After all, did not even Trainer she faded into obscurity. AJ, Godslayer of the old gods, become worthy Regardless, one wonders, was she of HELIX blessing? cursed by not being chosen to fulfill such a UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW great destiny? NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR Or was she the blessed one, free in IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART mind to chose her own fate? On the first day, it began with a choice. Long ago, in the region of Kanto, the then-Trainer Red was presented a choice: would he accept DOME, the god of Democracy and Order? Or would he accept HELIX, the god of Anarchy and Chaos? On that day, Trainer Red accepted HELIX and was blessed. He was chosen to become HELIX’s Champion, the one who would guide a team of gods and messiahs and the one who would revive HELIX.
UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA The Gospel of unacceptable windvestal UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART There comes a time when HELIX tests the faith of its followers. In the case of AJ and
his team, HELIX sent his blessings in the form and as he rose so did his companions. The of a grand Gator and a humble bird, made in heavens opened, the drifting snow giving way to the light of HELIX’s holy favour, and glory the image of the Holy Bird Jesus. bathed the Chosen and his seven companions as they came to their feet and continued to HELIX looked with disdain upon AJ’s rise, upwards and away from the transient soil mission to slay the old gods of Kanto, so it of Mount Silver, that holiest of shrines to sent the prophet Red to Mt. Silver to test AJ HELIX. with the power of HELIX Incarnate. So it was that Red the Chosen of HELIX and his companions did ascend to the Tall Upon AJ’s defeat at the wings of the Grass in a pillar of light: OMASTAR, Living Battery Jesus, HELIX watched the determination of AJ grow. HELIX trusted its Avatar of HELIX; the Archangel of Justice Zapdos; Bird Jesus, the Messiah of HELIX; All followers to test the Mob’s new boy. Terrain Venomoth, dragon-slaying Knight in When Bird Jesus fell to the LazorGator, His name; King Fonz of the Moon; and Air HELIX spoke to the team directly. It revealed Jordan, the Prince beloved of all who follow the ways of Anarchy. its holy plan, and the team revealed their anger at the treachery of the PC and described And from above HELIX did reach down the help The Dome’s Democracy gave them with His loving tentacles and draw from the during the ascension of Solid Snake. Prophet AJ the power of the Unified Voices, emanating His satisfaction unto the minds of HELIX smiled at the honesty of these the staunch Voices who had persevered slayers and preached its word. The team through the trials HELIX had placed before received their chance to repent and they them and defeated the Chosen in holy turned to HELIX, recognizing its role as the Anarchy. greater force that pushed their journey. It was Then HELIX did speak unto AJ words only then, after the team of “just Mon” that would be the Prophet’s alone to spread, received the teachings of HELIX, that HELIX saying, released the grip of the Mob on AJ. Kanto and Johto alike are cleansed of dome’s cruelty, but now it is time for the HELIX now seeks a suitable host in people and Pokémon of this land to be free; Hoenn for his holy Anarchy. UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART yea, free even of My tender care. They are My ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI children, and now that they are ready I must GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA allow them to grow on their own. Prophet, take thy loyal followers and care for My flock for as long as thou dost live. AMBER FATHER willing, many a righteous warrior shall arise to protect and guide My UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR children, after thou takest thy place at My side IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART with the chosen. The Gospel of land-of-crossplayand-squee
And Red saw that the Prophet, in holy Anarchy, had defeated him. And he smiled,
Now is the time for Me to step aside, and for those I have appointed as rulers to return to their humble roots, forevermore. Tell
this to My followers, O prophet: the destiny of the world is in thy hands. And AJ, whom HELIX named Prophet, opened his eyes and knew release from the Unified Voices that had brought him here, and he spoke the last of the words of HELIX that would be known throughout Kanto and Johto, "No Gods; no Kings; only ‘Mon." UPUPDOWNLEFTAABSTART ABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTRI GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA
The End UPDOWNUPSTARTDOWNDOW NABSTARTUPDOWNRIGHTR IGHTALEFTASTARTSTART
Special thanks to everyone who has contributed their Gospel to The Book! ] HELIX BLESS
Based on the Adventures of Red and the lore created by its fans during the First Generation of Twitch Plays Pokémon. [http://www.twitch.tv/twitchplaysPokemon] Passages submitted to the Book of Helix belong to their respective authors. Creator of The Book of Helix: Audrey Dijeau [http://phantasRS.tumblr.com] [http://bookofhelix.tumblr.com] Sprites from Bulbapedia: [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Mai n_Page] Fonts from: [http://moorstation.org/typoasis/designers/ll oyd/] [http://jackster3000.deviantart.com/art/Pok emon-Script-Collection-V2-22208470] Certain Passages adapted from The Bible on [http://www.biblegateway.com/] Special thanks to Chris Wolfe who wrote “Twitch Plays Pokémon: Origins” which inspired part of The Genesis of Red [http://www.wattpad.com/39512586%27twitchplaysPokemon-origins%27] Credit for the information to flush out the beginning parts of The Book: [http://www.reddit.com/r/twitchplaysPokem on/comments/1y6wyc/nearly_complete_time PLEASE DO NOT REPRODUCE THIS BOOK WITHOUT PERMISSION line_of_events/] Text © 2014 Audrey Dijeau and all the other authors who have contributed to this book.
