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$ % Punch%o%krator& Combining 'uri"s really chaotic mind, years of non%stop combat and fists which hurt as hard as a person hitting you with a shov s hovel el well, he literally puts onetwo imps to eternal sleep per second) *I+& P-.CH P-.CH P-.CH P-.CH P-.CH P-.CH P-.CH P-.CH P-.CH P-.CH P-.CH P-.CH P-.CH P-.CH) /01*I+& /01 *I+& -sing newest gas compression technology technology,, special concentrate made of cabbage dumplings and sulphur aaaand special in2ector, the 'uri 'uri can 3uickly build up really a powerful fart, which can be used to reach normally unaccessible places or gib loads of monsters) C45647& *alcon Punch % /!887, *ire Ice -ppercut % /!778, *ire Cowplosion % 8/7!8/7!, /lt%*ire !omination % /7!7/8, /lt%*ire 9 % Hydra pistol& 7ix%barreled :9:9;$;mm custom cartidge% based pistol 8hy the hell it has sucha weird caliber< It"s pretty simple % russian soldiers guts are an interesting piece of soviet bioengineering % they chew up non%fitting lead nad produce a one fitting to their guns +ussian bioengineers wanted to check out how precise caliber bullets they can
produce Charming, isn"t it< *I+& 'ou 'ou obviously shoot with it = /047>/ / 047>/ P/?04?IC P/?04?IC = (Put here some nice biography of former specnaz member, who adores !irty Harry series, and has special prototype device, which can make his gestures come true, so he can actually shoot with fists)#
$ % 7hooter fists& Imagine yourself holding a shotgun and @/P48) 6ut you know what, you actually shooted a one) *4+ +/0) *I+& 7ummon either invisible i nvisible pump or lever action shotgun) H40! /*1+ *I+& 7hoot the invisible shotgun continuously H40! *I+& 7ummon invisible revolvers) revolvers) /01*I+& /01 *I+& 1hrow a rocket chair into your enemies face) C45647& 5achinegun % /!, Hold the *ire Cannon % 87, Hold the *ire 7ummon C+1 5onitor % 87878, /lt%*ire 7ummon +ock +ocket et Propelled Chainsaw % /!!877, /!!8 77, /lt%*ire 7ummon Concret !onkey % /!/!87/!/!78, /!/!87/!/!78, /lt%*ire 9 % A7creamin" 6ernieA revolver& 7ome classic piece of armament, the A7creamin" 6ernieA 6erni eA revolver revolver isn"t that much powerful 6ut is based on 8arhammer&B@ orcish style of weaponry % weapon is powerful, because it"s 04-!)) *I+& C/P1/I. 46?I4-7) H+ I C44445)) /01*I+& /01 *I+& If you happen to have another one, you will fire two shots in 3uicker succesion in exchange of precission
produce Charming, isn"t it< *I+& 'ou 'ou obviously shoot with it = /047>/ / 047>/ P/?04?IC P/?04?IC = (Put here some nice biography of former specnaz member, who adores !irty Harry series, and has special prototype device, which can make his gestures come true, so he can actually shoot with fists)#
$ % 7hooter fists& Imagine yourself holding a shotgun and @/P48) 6ut you know what, you actually shooted a one) *4+ +/0) *I+& 7ummon either invisible i nvisible pump or lever action shotgun) H40! /*1+ *I+& 7hoot the invisible shotgun continuously H40! *I+& 7ummon invisible revolvers) revolvers) /01*I+& /01 *I+& 1hrow a rocket chair into your enemies face) C45647& 5achinegun % /!, Hold the *ire Cannon % 87, Hold the *ire 7ummon C+1 5onitor % 87878, /lt%*ire 7ummon +ock +ocket et Propelled Chainsaw % /!!877, /!!8 77, /lt%*ire 7ummon Concret !onkey % /!/!87/!/!78, /!/!87/!/!78, /lt%*ire 9 % A7creamin" 6ernieA revolver& 7ome classic piece of armament, the A7creamin" 6ernieA 6erni eA revolver revolver isn"t that much powerful 6ut is based on 8arhammer&B@ orcish style of weaponry % weapon is powerful, because it"s 04-!)) *I+& C/P1/I. 46?I4-7) H+ I C44445)) /01*I+& /01 *I+& If you happen to have another one, you will fire two shots in 3uicker succesion in exchange of precission
64.-7) $ % /mmo satchels& 7omehow running out of ammo< !on"t worry, thanks to newly newl y developed Paradox%Plus%/bsurd% Paradox%Plus%/bsurd% 5eans%In%7oviet%+ussia 5eans%In%7oviet%+u ssia device (7ome people claim that it"s stolen 15/+ tech Dpeople who said it were shoot % 7talinE, and if somebody will guess what 15/+ means, he will get a cookie#, it gives unlimited source of ammo packs, containing from time to time ammo to exotic weapons *eeling lucky< 7ometimes you can encounter a pack which contains all ammo and vast amount of items) *I+& !rop ammo pack /01*I+& 1hrow ammo pack so hard /01*I+& har d that you can hurtkill enemies with it) = 5/+1' @I++/ = (8atch 5arty"s 1reesagent& the 1reelogy to find meaning of life)#
$ % 7ome close combat mumbo 2umbo He does 3uick punches and kicks with silly grunts, so you can feel silly while you are being silly *I+& Punch) /01*I+& /01 *I+& @ick) (64444+I.F -nless you"ll use combos# Combos& /H%/1/1/1/1/1/ % 8/7!878!7/87, *ire 6lue 7creen of !eath%Punch % /8!777/8!, *ire 7parta @ick % !7/888, /lt%*ire 6icycle 6icycl e @ick % /7!888, / 7!888, /lt%*ire
9 % A7ilver HornetA pistol / hand%held demon%werewolf% vampire%mime%mother%in%law%yourself%whatever killing bauble *I+& 'ou know what, capt"n< 'ou are obviously obvious /01*I+& 1his one isn"t 3uite obvious, obviously /in"t I obvious< 4kay, I"ll stop on it now /nyway, alt%fire shoots a volley of bullet missiles out of your C0IP)
Gumping sticky bombs % (default bind, you can change it in controls menu#& 4ne of the most weird fruits of soviet scientists labor % a combo of pressure blast%based locomotion device, loud hydraulic system and spherical bomb with spikes and ability to track hostile targ ets % this weapon surely gives hella lot of fun with incredible parkour spectacle by chasing poor cacodemons)
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5orning 7tar % / medieval trustworthy piece of skullbashing, being used effectively since middle ages, this certain model is made of asskickenum % a new element invented by +ussian ngineers, to make it specifically indestructible, and even more painful to be hit with, at the same time) *I+& 7wing it like a drunken russian) /01%*I+& F1 4?+ H+) Point in the general direction of the monster to drag him to you Hold it to proceed with
immediate over%the%head smash) +04/!& !runken spin attack % Hold the button till you faint)
-llapool Caber % / weapon originated from scottish town named -llapool +ussian engineers liked the weapon design so much, that they decided to get themselves a one with a small modification 1he biggest achievement in soviet explosives technology % a grenade specifically designed to be used in melee combat by user without harming himself) (read it as exploding into a burst of gibs# Hilarity and explosions ensued *I+& / sober person would throw it /01%*I+& Perform a charge attack combined with damnated scream) (1he weapon is cursed with evil spirits for extra power 8hen you hear evil whispers, it means the charge is ready# >445& @ick the grenade in your general direction) +04/!& 7witches to dual%wield 8hile dual wielding& *I+& 'ou simply smash them over enemies heads with twice as much speed /lso nullifies the upward recoil /01%*I+& 1he same thing, with the change that you are launched skyward -se it to climb walls) >445& 7ame deal
Perestroika % / fine technology developed in era of 5ikhail
Forbachev, hence why it"s is named after him 7pins the razorblade at speeds of a mach II 2et, cutting everything like a profesional industrial grinder 6ut that"s not all, folks It also has mounted into it PP/5i7+ tech, which provides it infinite surplus of sharp razor blades, which it can throw around on it"s pleasure) *I+& +otate the blade, aim at monster while you are next to him, and see his guts flying /01%*I+& /im at monster, launch the blade, see his guts flying 7imple as that) .41& If you press alt%fire while rotating the blade, you"ll execute overclocked shot 7ee by yourself)
xcalibat % / dust which was left after legendary excalibur, the first england king, was found by accident by soviet scientist while excavating some old russian bazaar 1hey concluded that the folk who was trying to sell said dust was trading with a guy with giant, magical stone, and his corpse dates back to ancient greece How they could tell< 8ell, they both were under that spherical stone) Incredibly weird, but ain"t that weird for russian scientists % in soviet russia, stuff like that happens everyday, every moment Gust ask them about digging to the centre of the earth with a spoon made of explodium 7o, to conclude, being a great baseball fans, +ussian ngineers took liberty to take new prominent sources of power from scientists, took the stone into gigantic industrial grinder, compressed it, took the dust
from it, and from excalibat, combined both and infused into baseball bat and voila) 5ost powerful AmeleeA weapon your eyes witnessed) *I+& 0aunches a volley of powerful energy bolts in an arc pattern /01%*I+& xcalistorm 7ee the havoc caused by it by yourself +emember to hold the button) +04/!& >oom button switches alt%fire mode His second fire mode is A7isyphus 6est 6uddyA 8hat is it< 8ell, it"s 3uite obvious, but I"d rather let you see it for yourself
Powercube % 1he russian planar%travel programme finally gaved some effects % after discovering several different dimensions, russian expedition blasted a monster or two and scavenged some items on the way 4ne of them were magical gauntlets, holding interesting powers for melee combat +ussian engineers decided to reverse%engineer them, but thought that gauntlets were not silly enough, and psi%amps were not cool enough, they decided to rig their newest discoveries, like the almighty power of rave and gibberish, into self%replenishing standard%issue cell, they made the Powercube % most peculiar 3uadratic device ever created) *I+& mmit a medium%ranged electrical storm, ripping through enemies /01%*I+& 6+/C '4-+70?7 % I1"7 1H /05IFH1' FI66+I7H +/? /P4C/0'P7) +04/!& 1he weapon is infused with some old%timey
sacrificial artifact, too) Press reload to sacrifice 9 shell casings into a random powerup 1he effects are stack%able in terms of lasting)
6erserker Pack % 'es, russian engineers were aware of need of berserk pack 6ut let"s be honest, they are too damn lazy to incorporate it"s effect to every single melee weapon and fists 1hey decided to create entirely new berserk pack, that allows you to use it in any moment, and you can clearly see it"s effects 1urn your arms into trucks at your desire, and perform such horrifying screams that monsters flee away from you) (5etal dramatic music included# *I+& 7teroids< 5ore like, /71+4I!7) /01%*I+& 1hrow them a AconcreteA argument) +04/!& -nleash the scream) 5akes monsters flee for a short period of time >445& /ctivate dramatic metal%orchestral muzak for your personal pleasure of carnage)
7lot rasus % 7ince russian engineers tend to add explosives to everything they get hands on, shotguns are no exception 6ut since standard shotguns are 3uite boring, and author was too lazy to add decent casings to the mod % the gun let"s you store in the inventory already used shotgun shells as pro2ectiles) Gust use shotgun alt%fire to compress them in
unexplainable way, and release the button to unleash the casing storm) *I+& Captain 4bvious strikes again) /01%*I+& 0aunch the shell casings) Hold to charge more Holding till the end makes it launch them instantly Press fire during charge to stop charging +04/!& -nloads all casings from the weapon 8arning& If you unload more than you can hold, you"ll loose the ones you can"t store)
7chwarzer >werg % / bastard child of shotgun, bazooka and machinegun ('ep, it was a 1+I/.F0)# 1his puppy let"s you fire explosive shells in a rapid succesion /lt%fire loads up more shells in another unexplainable way, so you can blast an enemy with up to 9 shells in one shot) *I+& Captain 4bvious % !4-60 @I00) /01%*I+& 0oads two shells into the chamber 'ou can load up to 9 shots It increases recoil, though
0eviathan % 7ometimes, two barrels don"t do 2ustice /nd don"t make you look awesome It"s most common thing in +ussian ngineers flavour % twin%barreled verything is better with twin barrels) 6ut then, what would it be, if one would extend it to three barrels< 1he idea was nifty enough that +ussian ngineers started working on concept, by simply slapping a lead pipe with a duct tape to standard double barreled 4ne would say A-tter nonsense)A, 6ut they saw triple barreled shotgun, and it was good 1he only
problem is that it"s still kinda boring, how they could, like, improve the concept< uite simple % turn them into handguns) 4r rather, handcannons) *I+& Captain obvious, you"re here again< /01%*I+& 'e olde pun from ironsights) 8hat do I mean by saying that< It works like in any modern shooter, but this one tightens the spread rudiclously for no reason, and paradoxally instead of slowing you down % you start moving faster while using it, har har) .41& 'ou can hold two of these at a time Fet yourself a pair of those)
Pantokrator % /nd you thought that chain%fed twin auto shotgun was ridiculous< 6race yourselves, here comes the almighty shell spitter, causing ma2or havoc and destruction) !eveloped in case of packs of cyberdemons, sporting $ barrels inside one, huge muzzle, the Pantokrator is also extremely potent in fire%rate, thanks to revolutionary reload system % instead of switching whole shells % the compressor simply sucks in the content of loaded into it shells, and then stuffs the chambers with it in a blink of an eye) +idiculous< 1otally) 6ut that"s not all what this compression system is capable of specially that it"s based on certain empty cartidge compression system *I+& -nload a wall of $ shells at once /01%*I+& 8ell, you"d better get ready for that Fet yourself a stash of 9 spent shell cartridges, press alt%fire and en2oy the classical slaughter
uadvolgue % 4n the fashion for 3uadruple shotguns, russ ian engineers decided to 2oin the bandwagon, and create a one, too 7porting extra shiness and spiffiness (I bet those aren"t even accepted words 7hakespeare time)# due to secret Cage"o"5atic technology, that causes any gun made by it look overly awesome 4ther than that, it sports extremely powerful recoil, making it a handy replacement for rocket 2umps /nd yeah, even if someone will try to up the bar by making six%barreled, or even eight%barreled shotgun, have no fear % this one has an ability to 3uadruple itself, making it a BxB barrel combo !oesn"t make any sense< 'es 0ooks ridiculous< 'es 1hat"s why it"s awesome) *I+& Captain 4bvious won"t loose the 2ob anytime soon /01%*I+& uadruple the 3uadruple, get a sixteentiple (7hakespeare saves the day#) 6asically, you emerge another three 3uadshotguns for no utter reason, and fire them 'ou can hold "em and fire them by releasing the trigger) +04/!& @nockback suppresion mode *eeling uneasy to be launched on the other side of the map each time you fire it< 'ou can turn it down to a minimum with a one click) (and make yourself totally uncool without launching yourself into blue yonder each time you shoot with motherducking B, or $J barrels of !445) 6ut whatever 'our choice, I don"t 2udge you Fo ahead, keep calm and keep shooting nasties#
?iolator % 1he fruit of dimensional travel across the realms
of old gods, this interesting take on flame%based weapons and shotguns is holding the spirit of 3uite angry deity of fire *eed it with shotgun shells and pull the trigger to cause the mayhem) nough power gathered in it can even call the blazing pillar from sky) /01%*I+& Hold it to gather the power If you hold till it fills up completely, pressing the trigger again will unleash the fire pillar 6e wary, you can easily toast yourself in the process 'ou can use the stored charge to burst out more pro2ectiles 1he pillar always travels forward your view direction during release >445& 1his weapon is scoped .41& 8hile scoped, you can"t take advantage of charged shot, but you still can unleash the pillar, or shoot way more precise with regular fire +04/!& -nleash a .ova of shell casings) 1he more spacious the room is, the better are the results
7lot B 8olgir % 7ince standard assault rifles are usually lacking the firepower in some more hostile fights, and miniguns are simply useless if you won"t encounter some huge firefights, our lovable russian engineers developed simple, but effective method to counter that /n assault rifle with standards % give hell"s freaks a taste) *I+& Cap%cap%cap%capt"n spree) /01%*I+& 1he rifle has six barrels, and it"s belt%fed It has one belt by standard, and shoots from two barrels at once
1o increase firepower you simply attach more ammo belts, so it can spew more bullets at a time Press alt%fire to add a belt Hold the button to perform attach again !ouble click to dettach the belt Hold the button to perform dettach again 7imple as that)
Power 4verwhelming& 4ne of the most retarded and powerful piece of russian sense of firepower 7pewing out unstable gauss bullets (used to rip through tanks and bunkers# at ludicrous rate, it"s a weapon of choice for any total desceration maniac /nd the weapon"s alt%fire well, yet again mod author was too lazy to add casings, so he camed up with russian engineers with another retarded way for reclamation % the weapon melts the stored in your inventory casings into health /nd it also speeds you up, making from it perfect run%away weapon !on"t ask how, it does it and that"s all *I+& Captain 4bvious is not backing down) /01%*I+& 7melt bullet casings into health, and also speed yourself up during that process) +04/!& 7witch fire mode to homing bullets
0ibra % +ussian ngineers never had an issues with universality of their weapons, they were useful for everything % opening the 2ammed 2am, doing a wonderful firework display, going to work, and even shooting) Incredible, ain"t it<) 6ut then they thought it actually would be nice to have some kind of universal assault rifle, or
rather it"s e3uivalent nah, both of those doesn"t fit in the thinking categories of mere +ussian ngineer 0et"s 2ust take a milk shake, your standard assault rifle and radioactive substance, a cow, multiply it by $, mix it and drink it with vodka, and then you may get a gli mpse of thought of finest minds of russian technology developers /s an effect of that brainstorm, they created this autocannon, which supposed to serve as rave lighting system for their nuclear disco parties 8ell, turns out everything in soviet russia at some point may be turned into killing machine % that"s the universality here) *I+& !eactivates the shield, and shoots 99Kmm bullets uite small for their standards, though /01%*I+& 0aunches an energy ball that goes through the shield +04/!& 1urbo !octor % 7ince the Power 4verwhelming"s ability was huge success, they decided to include it in this weapon, too It patches you up slower, though, but lasts for longer It has also faster reaction, so it is actually useful for Atactical fallbacksA
Forynch, aka Dcensored with duct tape 1heoretically you could still read it, since it"s transparent, but let"s 2ust say it burns eyes E % Power 4verwhelming, being pinnacle of +ussian minigun tech, their best creation since lava%based vodka shots, is, well, hard to surpass 6ut that doesn"t mean one can"t give it a try 6y developing a new locomotor system, +ussian ngies made the minigun%class weapon have incredible fire control, giving the user ability to control
the fire with ease 1he only flaw though that it slows the user down when it"s being fired 8ell, it might rip one"s arms off or get him in2ured by recoil 4ne could say that APfft, he can carry the load of 9 tons of ammo and weapons, and lift a lorry)A 6ut yeah, having a force e3ual of a fully loaded 2umbo 2et at full speed pushing your arm is a bit high, even for russian standards *I+& +evs up the minigun, and then you can fire it while it"s on the go /01%*I+& +evs the minigun down !oesn"t alert monsters, since the gun locomotor is immensely loud
1arpan % .amed after last species of an eurasian wild horse that died in +ussia in captivity, $LL 1his drum%fed heavy machinegun is cousin of Power 4verwhelming, using same kind of bullets, but shooting in much slower fashion, so you have better control over your fire rate and ammo consumption in exchange of firepower /lso, since smelting emptied cartidges into health seems to be a standard among machineguns in ranks of russian army, this one is designed specifically for battle medics that assist in gr oup assaults % it doesn"t speed up the user, but still heals him and any player entities around) *I+& Captain 4bvious will demand a payment raise soon, propably /01%*I+& !ispatch a healing field around yourself +04/!& 7witch to homing boolets mode
5aster 4bliterator % 8hat could possibly besten both Power 4verwhelming and Forynch< 7imple Combining their best assets into another weapon) 1his one hell of a minigun spits Power 4verwhelming%caliber bullets, while maintaining the awesome control over fire 1he only drawback< Horrible recoil *I+& 'ep, he 2ust came in for a payday) /01%*I+& 7tops the spinning
7lot ; Pushka % / most common weapon for any russian fella % a handheld $55 cannon 7ounds crazy< .ah, the alt%fire unleashes an energy bomb, which deflects most pro2ectiles while flying, and it creates for a period of time a repulsion field % as it"s on the tin, it deflects oncoming pro2ectiles, and monsters too 1he weapon is able to handle only one field at a time *I+& Captain 4bvious, aren"t you demanding a bit too much< /01%*I+& 0aunches repulsion ball It pushes everything on the way, and deploys the field on impact for a period of time
1orchglow % Have you ever had an urge to burn everything in
sight in fancy patterns< 8ell, wonder no more, as +ussian ngineers developed new way of disposing nasty monsters and preparing bonfires or makeshift super grills in no time) 1orchglow, using brand new (old as fuck# developed (stolen# technology, which will induce a smile on your face, and fi re on your enemies) If you are looking to scorch enemies or make medium%rare % 1orchglow is your choice) *I+& 0aunches firewall bomb It spreads out during the travel (.ot infinitely thoughM that"d kill even most powerful computers in big areas on a fly)# /01%*I+& 0aunches fireblast bomb It spawns in a N%pattern a handful of combusting explosions
4kudzhava % .amed in honour of certain singer, this classy gun has built%in hot, smelted metal container and shape maker It can produce in a fly super hot rods, balls, shredded metal and immediately launch them at a poor victim, which isn"t fast enough to hide /nd how the hell it uses $mm shells as munnition< 8ell, the gunpowder from it serves as power surplus, and the pro2ectile plus casing serves as metal provider How can it work< 8e don"t know either, we were drunk as usual while making it % +ussian ngineers *I+& 0aunches a hot steel rod /01%*I+& 0aunches a pack of hot, shredded metal >445 6-114.& 7imply changes you into scoped mode, but there is one important change % /01%*I+ in zoomed mode launches a bouncy metal ball, explodes on contact with monsters and walls
6eef 7upreme % / really honoured person in circles of +ussian ngineers, a renowned resocialization expert % 1hat"s 6eef 7upreme % huge impact pro2ectile launcher) *I+& Captain obvious, how you can tell< +04/!& 4ne of the only weapons that actually reload) Hold the button to keep loading shell stacks (7ix $mm shells per stackM 1wo per one shot# /01%*I+& press zoom to set up a 6eef 1urret in front of you) (costs ten $mm shells to place it 'ou can pick up the turret to change it into weapon again#
+asputin % 8hat could possibly better refer to a multiple mode elemental weapon than naming it after a guy, who was killed with many different means of killing at the same time< ?ersatile and powerful, +asputin lives up to it"s name by exploding, combusting, exploding, freezing, intoxicating, and again exploding his targets) *I+& 0aunches a shell dependable on the active fire mode /01%*I+& Hold alt%fire and press strafe left, forward or strafe right to change fire modeM press the same mode again to revert to default mode
7teamroller % 1he ?olga%7teelworks and Funtech Co, in cooperation with russian engineers created this one hell of a portable cannon % shooting blazing cannonballs at astoundishing speeds, it can also lay powerful sticky bombs, that can be exploded on demand 7tick a one to a cacodemon, launch it across the room into crowd of monsters and detonate for maximum satisfaction) *I+& Captain 4bvious, you are totally getting all the praise today) /01%*I+& !eploy a sticky bomb (5ore than three stickies deployed while detonating triggers @/%644445)) (.ot that it has any impact on gameplay In case someone wants to feel awesome while he blows up something, and to know how to do that)# +04/!& +eload sticky bombs Hold the button to reload constantly (*our per stackM 1wo per one sticky# >445& !etonate sticky bombs
7lot J @atyusha % 1he fascination (read it as& obsession# with all explosion and rapid fire related things, it was 3uite obvious that russian engineers will sooner or later develop some missile launcher, dedicated to satisfy their needs 4n alt%fire serves as mortar spewing clusters while flying It releases a high payload of clusters on hit *I+& 0aunch a volley of missiles, that"s all (Haha, stolen Captain"s 2ob)# /01%*I+& 0aunch a cluster bomb (7igh, this gun is so dull % I
should rework it sometime# +04/!& 7witches missile mode to either unguided or seeker ones
Comrade % 7ometimes you need a weapon, which is highly destructive to both user and targets / weapon, which has a nasty habit to be unpredictable and of course % it must make things go boom 1he answer is pretty simple % a corner%shot surpise, an alltime classic of self%destruction % grenade lawnchair) umm, heheh % I meant grenade launcher Press zoom button to switch between bounce and impact modes of grenades It also has built%in time stop device 'ou know what to do *I+& =Punch noise= 1hat"s my 2ob) /01%*I+& 7tops the time It eats energy on that, so be cautious on your counter +04/!& 7witches the grenades mode 1hey can either bounce or explode on relation with the area
Fopnik % /nother weird +ussian ngineers byproduct, this thing supposed to be a frisbee launcher 6ut hey, remember about universality) .ow serves a powerful mine laying tool, so everyone who would want to trespass mother russia watch on your feet
*I+& 0aunch the mine /01%*I+& 7witches fire modeM Hold alt%fire and press strafe left, right or forward to change fire mode Press the same fire mode again to switch back to regular fire mode .41& I realise that the reverting back is very choppyM sometimes you need to press the direction multiple times to make it work I wish I knew what I did wrong that causes that, really If somebody is up to give me a helping hand, I"m listening !&
Immolator % 6eing a contraption of reverted vacuum imploder, this not%so%little tool was modified so far ;KB times, this weapon is propably still far from perfection, being made of cardboard and lightmatches with a little assistance of !I'%book containing info about it"s construction (author % A5acFyverA#, but at least it doesn"t explode you in the face anymore, this tool is useful at clearing rooms from nasties in chaotic way) *I+& 7pit explosions or ultra%compressed air /01%*I+& Charges the weapon"s compression tank -sed for airblast 2umps and explodium blasts >445 6-114.& 7witch fire mode) A5aster xploderA means that you shoot explosions A+eflectionA mode switches you to ultra%compressed air It"s so dense that it blocks oncoming pro2ectiles and hits monsters really hard, for being an compressed air .41& 'ou can stop charging by clicking *I+ while charging 1he power you have charged by that time is maintained
7hurricane % /fter watching too much nin2a%related crappy movies from Ks%:s, +ussian ngineers thought it would be cool to incorporate something from their arsenal in their next weapon 1he weapon they had in works was shooting guided missiles, nothing really special rigging it to use AnewA ammunition wasn"t a problem at all 4ther than that % this weapon has one of the most ridiculous alternate functions ever created I mean it % this is not your ordinary AdecoyA It uses most powerful feeling in universe to cause some serious infights amongst the monster ranks) *I+& 0aunches a volley of guided, self%propelled explosive shurikens (It"s not that obvious, go away, Captain)# /01%*I+& 4h, I can"t spoil that % 'ou need to see it in action yourself I can only note that you can make it stop in midair by clicking alt%fire again, if you launched it Pressing it again causes the self%destruct, in case you want to deploy it fast somewhere else .ote that it won"t give you back used munnition)
Chton % 'et another fruit of interstellar trips into other dimensions, after visiting grim and dark temple of some another ancient demigod of fire, russian expedition didn"t gave a single cake, about his status, and electrocultated the hell out of him, after noticing that he is 3uite prone to electrical weapons /fter gathering his remnants and performing some tests, russian engineers yet again
surprised their superiors with another invention % Inflatable 5eteor Cannon) (*orget about inflatable % we screwed up something in the formula, and it"s a sheer metal again, sadly % +ussian ngineers# *I+& 0aunch a formidable%sized meteor) It chomps through most enemies, but it can blow up on the larger threats /01%*I+& !eploy a meteor shower beacon /fter a moment of gathering enough material in space, it hurls it down onto itself (I thought of rare occasion it would take down entire 7putnik, but I couldn"t get my hands on some decent space station graphic 0ike anyone had an idea to do that)#
7lot K Pushkin % +ussian engineers noticed that soldiers fighting for mother russia, even with their superior firepower and e3uipment, have one problem with monsters % they see our comrades, and attack them with pinpoint precission from any range 1o counter that, the soviet scientists, using portable cannon technology and some late J"s russian nuclear disco created Pushkin % in honor of russian poet and everything cannon%related, armed with advenced recoil% suppression system, they made the weapon fire 3uicker than pushka and still it"s accurate as hell /dd to it a scope and now you see me, now you"re !/!) *I+& Incoming Captain 4bvious transmission ./I0! I1) /01%*I+& !eploy a 3uite%deadly moving barr el wall) >445& 1he weapon is scoped .41& 8hen you alt%fire the weapon while it"s scoped, it deploys the barrels in a circle%pattern
7tachanov % 7ince the 7talin hired a man called @ane, in depths of ?ladivostok secret lab % the new laser weapon based on supreme nuclear technology of soviet russia was developed ?astly powerful and scorching many targets in a row, with an ability to charge it up, it"s surely great addition to soviet arsenal of utter destruction and dumplings) *I+& 0aunches a red lazer, ripping through enemies 'ou can hold fire to add to it extra power) /01%*I+& !eploys 4belisk Incarnation % a sentient energy blob, that toasts targets around until it burns itself out 'ou can can deploy them up to three in short%handed time 7tachanov needs to recharge it"s crystal capacitor each time you form a one >445& 1he weapon is scoped
Instafuneral % 7hooting streams on ionized energy, this thing will make the air around you fresh, and monsters) freshly dead *I+& *ire a single%barrel /01%*I+& 7hoot all three barrels at once >445 6-114.& >oom present)
Channeler 5ark II % 6ased on some author"s old shitty weapon, this weapon fire steady stream of plasma, which if doesn"t hit any target, it will bounce off to the nearest one @eep in mind it does it only once *I+& /s explained in main description /01%*I+& *ires a plasmic earrape wave, which chews everything on the way onward 4h, and it keeps going even if it hits the floor It bursts on the walls, though
Petrovec % /fter establishing another offbranch lab in capital city of 7erbia, serbian engineers decided to tackle something classic at first, with a twist -sing freshly discovered ?earetelium as an energy surplus, they created a plasma rifle with bouncing pro2ectile capabilities 7omething was still missing though 1hat something was self%guidance) /fter showing russians a video of them, prancing around the lab chambers, causing general havoc, all they had to do is to give them a seal of approval *I+& *ires a self%guided vearetelium ball, non%boucing /01%*I+& *ires a self%guided vearetelium ball with extra bouncing, but also sports a lifespan till it blows up Costs a bit more gun"s clip +04/!& /nother weapon which actually reloads
+am2et % .ot your usual sniper rifle, +am2et sports the power of dark matter to cause insane amounts of damage upon targets that are unfortunate to stay in the line of fire 1o make matters worse, it has a self%propulsion device and is radio%controlled like an +C%Car, rigged with a camera in the scope 8hat does that mean< 8ell, welcome to the new level of extreme camping, flying around the rifle and shooting people in their faces) *I+& Captain 4bvious totally rocks this place /01%*I+& !eploys the rifle into guided modeM launching it costs ; ammo 'ou can stop it in mid%air by clicking /01% *I+ again Press +04/! to retract the rifle backM it explodes in dark matter cloud, damaging nearby monsters, and you retrieve the ; ammo you spended on it >445& 1his weapon is scoped
7lot :
!eathhead& It was proven earlier many times that russian engineers likes Aboomy stuffA 6ut this) this, my friend, is entire new level of Aboomy stuffA /rmed with multiple high% explosive cluster warhead, the !eathhead can devastate entire towns with few innacurate shots Combine it with an inexplicable way of combining few cluster warheads into a nuclear warhead veni, vidi @/%64445)) *I+& 6last your targets with cluster missile) 8atch out though, hitting it into wall before it spreads out leads to a
nasty throwback of the clusters, which may rend you lacking your body parts /01%*I+& !eploy a guided nuclear missile 8 hat< 7hould I add some witty text here< !ude, slapping a nuclear missile inbetween some poor sucker"s eyes isn"t enough for you<) 'eah, I guess you"re right 1here"s never enough) .41& 1his weapon can be amplified with proper inventory item -se it to activate, and press alt%fire to see the results
'amato& / gift from secret 2apan communist superweapon laboratory of supreme laborers, this nuclear%powered, 2oy% inducing pal can blast entire city in a wonderful display of superatomic mushroom goodness 7ince all communists have similar taste, the weapon has of course some retarded function) *I+& 0aunch a 'amato 6last) /01%*I+& Hold the alt%fire to switch fire mode (Holding instead of button click in case of accidental clicking % the switching takes some time)# 'ou can perform with it a 3uantum 2ump 8hat does it mean< 8ell, behind this mysterious technobabble name hides simple rocket2ump /ctually, not that simple 'ou perform a 2ump into timespace by launching yourself with yamato pro2ectile, at the speed of 3uantum particle, which results in well, 2ust hold alt%fire to change fire mode, then use the regular fire and see the effects
Planet Cracker % 7uper%powerful hugeass portable ion cannon !escription simply isn"t necessary *I+& 0aunches a bolt of ion, ripping through everything onward @eep in mind it also has 6*F%alike spray attack on impact /01%*I+& 0aunches an empowered bolt, which on impact releases all of it"s power, which is spread around the hitted place 1he satellite in stratosphere gathers scattered ion charges into an ion blast from sky .41& 1his weapon can be amplified with proper inventory item -se it to activate, and press alt%fire to see the results
It"s not that big, it shows properly in%game I am 2ust too lazy to scale the preview down to match the in% game size ?indicator % / newest invention of +ussian ngineers, this marvelous contraption launches concentrated plasma capsules, which causes general havoc amongst demons ranks) 4oor to protect your ass from said ranks, your choice) *I+& 0aunches an plasma capsule, which releases on impact huge unstable plasma blob that after some time gets into critical expand mass, causing a chainreaction inside of itself 1his leads to extremely powerful release of plasma wave, which goes horizontally @eep it mind, you can find a safe spot by being above or beneath it) (7ame goes for monsters, so be cautious# /01%*I+& It also launches plasma capsule, but with much
lessened amount of plasma, which can actually be controlled 1his one produces the same effect anti%vortex as Pushka does, but much larger 'ou can stay safe within it, hence named APlasmic 7anctuaryA @eep in mind though that fast pro2ectiles, energy pro2ectiles and hitscans can go through it (yours too#
Furumaster % .ew sources of power usually means new superweapon, and this one is no exception 1he Furu master makes full use of ?earetelium capabilities, unleashing gazillions of particles of said substance into atmosphere, causing vearetelium rainstrike) 4ther than that, you"d better not inhale the dust it tends to leave behind % it"s 3uite toxic) *I+& Captain 4bvious % the last will) /01%*I+& -h oh, you"d better find some cover or not, that won"t work Gust keep as big distance as you can)
6orsch % .amed after one of the most delicious things in this world (at least for russian engineers#, 6orsch is a dark matter cannon, shooting out malicious, dark pro2ectiles that devour everything on the way, or simply launch a full%scale black hole that does said thing even better 8atch out though % even thought the black hole doesn"t suck you into itself, whether you are a friendly target or not % it turns everything in close proximity into nothing, if it gets too close
*I+& 0aunch dark matter pro2ectile that noms everything in the way) /01& !eploy a black hole 'ou do realize how black holes work in video games, I hope< .41& 1his weapon can be amplified with proper inventory item -se it to activate, and press alt%fire to see the results
Get 1hruster& /braham 0incoln invented stairs, and 8illiam 7hakespearicles invented rocket 2umping *irst one is boring, but safe, second is funny, but dangerous +ussian engineers combined both funny and safe by creating 2et thrusters % disposable rocket engines, which lets you to travel for a short period of time in air 6elieve me or not, but it"s one of damn most useful things in the world) 7hitstorm !evice& +ussian engineers loves explosions 1hey also love high rate of fire Combine those both, and you get nope, not @atyusha It was already achieved @atyusha lacked one thing % the explosions weren"t powerful enough 7o our soviet technicians developed a shitstorm device % and believe me, it is a shitstorm 8hy shitstorm< 8ell, it"s really shitty for everything around it when it comes
Power /mplifiers& 7talin in real life has twenty meters 7eriously, I am not kidding 1rocky on the other hand was a freaking midget 0enin was the only one that could surpass 7talin In honour of those three personas of 7oviet history,
+ussian ngineers named the weapon amplifiers for !eathhead%Planet Cracker%6orsch, respectively -se to activate, press alt%fire with the corresponding weapon, and see the carnage from +ussia with love)
uick%nuke& 1he motto of russian engineer is& A.ever enough big explosionsA /s a proof, the next installment of self% defence for russian ladies was not a pepper spray, but portable 3uick%launch nuclear missile launcher
mpowered ?odka& 6ased on flame of russian devotion itself, thanks to it you can feel like you are in mother russia while being anywhere) (Fives you health, fears away monsters, increases damage you deal and some other various things 1hat"s vodka y"know % main source of power of russian warmachine)#
Hunter%7eeker Companion& +ussian engineers wanted to find a way to expand the potential of harmless explosion tech, so while experimenting with various stuff, they created by accident really bizzare weapon % strapping harmless explosion weapon to a vacuum robot while being drunk gaved obvious effects, and nope, by saying that I don"t mean extra cleaning power -sing some vodka%powered hover engine (which explains why hunter%seeker flies so chaotically and emits so annoying sound# and few electronic parts to make the explosion lethal to foes and actually fly in any kind of pattern we have the best companion in the history of world) 8ait, what< 8hat do you mean by saying
companion cube<
AHindenburg 1woA 6eacon % /s name suggests, it"s a beacon It is a targetting beacon for a B$BJmm C/..4. 0/-.CHI.F >PP0I.%7I>! 6456
7hields& 7ince soviets tend to work in hazardous areas, dealing with those pesky problems was always well, a problem 1he russian engineers got a brilliant idea to develop a shield, which can protect you from any kind of attack) /nd you know what< It wasn"t specifically designed to protect you from monsters, but from yourself 1hat"s right, considering how lethal guns you use, it is more propable to die because of accidental suicide than an enemy 7illy, isn"t it<
7upermap& +ussian engineers are not kind of Abetter safe than sorryA persons, but after last party they got so drunk that they couldn"t find their homes /nd when they did, there were usually wifes waiting with rolling pin, angry as hell why they didn"t come for dinner 7o they developed wonderful auto%scanning map, which not only shows you entire area (so you can get home while you are drunk#, but also shows ob2ects, like goodies or foes (for instance, russian engineer"s wife with rolling pin#
5egafancypants 7phere& 5ega and fancy, also carries a new pair of pants Fives you solid health bonus and full shield nviro 7phere& 1his handy powerup activates automatically if you have already a one in inventory It protects you from hazards like sludge, lava and common demon pro2ectiles
6attle 7phere& / new addition to sphere galore, the 6attlesphere gives you temporary immunity to most powerful weapons at your disposal .ow, go and perform a true yamato 2ump)
8eegee 7phere& / terryfying, glaring eye, this powerup lets you see better in dark areas and drains life from poor monsters while you hurtkill them
7alvation 7phere& 1his powerup works something like a Asecond chanceA or Aextra lifeA, if can name it like that 8hen activated, it can heal you up a bit and teleport you to a place from where you begun the map, if your health gets lower than 9; 6e warned though, if you get hurt more than you can survive, it won"t activate
+! 7phere& 1his powerup doubles the damage you deal
60- 7phere& 1his powerup decreases the damage you take by half
7creamer 7phere& / powerup that turns you into a horrible visage, which scares monsters away and makes them tend to attack less
7hield 7phere& / temporary invulnerability combined with ability to deflect pro2ectiles hitting you
N1+57PH+)& / mix of powerups, this one changes you into screamy deathbringer while metal plays in background It makes you invulnerable, 3uadruples the damage you deal, increases your speed, 2ump height and increases fi re speed for some weaponsmeeles and packs you up with shieldhealth) 8hy then the powerup doesn"t scare away monsters< 8ell, to maximize it"s effectiveness % if monster doesn"t run away, it"s way easier to kill it)
*ork 7phere& 8hat happens when you enclose a very angry, dark deity of pitchforks in a sphere, to be later used as a cool powerup< 5agic, my dear friend, a true magic happens) *I+& 7trike thine enemies with a super%powered pitchfork) /01%*I+& Causes a very nasty forkstorm 1hey don"t guide into targets, but they still cause a lot of bruises)