A VERY POTTER MUSICAL
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CHARACTERS (in order of speaking appearance) HARRY POTTER RON WEASLEY HERMIONE GRANGER Hogwarts Students GINNY WEASLEY LAVENDER LAVENDER BROWN BROW N CHO CHANG CEDRIC DIGGORY NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM GREGORY GOYLE VINCENT CRABBE DRACO MALOY ALB!S D!MBLEDORE D!MBLEDORE SEVER!S SNAPE PROESSOR "!IRRELL LORD VOLDEMORT H!NGARIAN HORNTAIL DRAGON PANSY PAR#INSON Deat$ Eaters BELLATRI% LESTRANGE CORNELI!S !DGE News&a&er W'(ards MOLLY WEASLEY A DEMENTOR DEMENTOR
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Ac ! Scene ! (The scene begins with HARRY sitting on a trunk alone.) "! # $ET %AC& TO HO$'ARTS HARRY !NDERNEATH THESE STAIRS I HEAR THE SNEERS AND EEL THE GLARES O MY CO!SIN) MY !NCLE AND MY A!NT* CAN+T BELIEVE HOW CR!EL THEY ARE AND IT STINGS MY LIGHTING SCAR TO #NOW THEY+LL NEVER EVER GIVE ME WHAT I WANT* AND I #NOW I DON+T DESERVE THESE ST!PID R!LES MADE BY THE D!RSLEYS HERE ON PRIVET DRIVE* CAN+T TA#E ALL O THESE M!GGLES) B!T DESPITE ALL O MY STR!GGLES) I+M STILL ALIVE* I+M SIC# O S!MMER AND THIS WAITING ARO!ND MAN) IT+S SEPTEMBER) AND I+M S#IPPING THIS TOWN HEY IT,S NO MYSTERY) THERE+S NOTHING HERE OR ME NOW I GOTTA GET BAC# TO HOGWARTS) I GOTTA GET BAC# TO SCHOOL* I GOTTA GET MYSEL TO HOGWARTS) WHERE EVERYBODY #NOWS I+M COOL* BAC# TO WITCHES AND WI-ARDS) AND MAGICAL BEASTS) TO GOBLINS AND GHOSTS AND TO MAGICAL EASTS* IT,S ALL THAT I LOVE) AND IT+S ALL THAT I NEED* AT HOGWARTS) HOGWARTS) I THIN# I+M GOING BAC# I+LL SEE MY RIENDS) GONNA LA!GH +TIL WE CRY TA#E MY IREBOLT) GONNA TA#E TO THE S#Y NO WAY THIS YEAR ANYONE+S GONNA DIE) AND IT+S GONNA BE TOTALLY AWESOME I+LL CAST SOME SPELLS) WITH A LIC# O MY WAND DEEAT THE DAR# ARTS) YEAH BRING IT ON. AND DO IT ALL WITH MY BEST RIEND RON) +C!TOGETHER WE+RE TOTALLY AWESOME (Enter RON WEASLEY)
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RO AND IT+S GONNA BE TOTALLY AWESOME. D'd so/e0od1 sa1 Ron Weas2e13 W$at+s u& 0udd13 He1) sorr1 't too4 /e so 2ong to get $ere) I $ad to get so/e 52oo &owder) 0ut we gotta get go'ng* C+/on get 1our trun4) 2et+s go. HARRY W$ere we go'ng3 RO To D'agon A22e1 o5 6ourse. HARRY Coo2. RO C+/on. HARRY A RO 2oo &owder &ower) 52oo &owder &ower) 52oo &owder &ower) 52oo &owder &ower HARRY A RO IT+S BEEN SO LONG) B!T WE+RE GOING BAC# DON+T GO OR WOR#) DON+T GO THERE OR CLASS HARRY AS LONG AS WE,RE TOGETHER RO GONNA #IC# SOME77 HARRY HEY77 HARRY A RO AND ITS GONNA BE TOTALLY AWESOME. THIS YEAR WE+LL TA#E EVERYBODY BY STORM) STAY !P ALL NIGHT) SNEA# O!T O O!R DORM (Enter HER!ONE "RAN"ER) HERMIOE B!T LET+S NOT ORGET THAT WE NEED TO PERORM WELL IN CLASS I WE WANT TO PASS O!R OWLS. RO God) Her/'one) w$1 do 1ou $a8e to 0e su6$ a 0u((4'223
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HERMIOE Be6ause) gu1s) s6$oo2,s not a22 a0out $a8'ng 5un* We need to stud1 $ard '5 we want to 0e good w't6$es and w'(ards* HERMIOE I MAY BE R!MPY) B!T I+M S!PER SMART CHEC# O!T MY GRADES) THEY+RE A+S OR A START WHAT I LAC# IN LOO#S WELL I MA#E !P IN HEART) AND WELL G!YS) YEAH) THAT+S TOTALLY AWESOME THIS YEAR I PLAN TO ST!DY A LOT RO THAT WO!LD BE COOL I YO! WERE ACT!ALLY HOT HARRY HEY RON) COME ON) WE+RE THE ONLY RIENDS THAT SHE+S GOT. RO AND THAT+S COOL HERMIOE AND THAT+S TOTALLY AWESOME. HARRY* RO* HERMIOE YEAH IT+S SO COOL) AND IT+S TOTALLY AWESOME. WE+RE SIC# O S!MMER AND THIS WAITING ARO!ND IT+S LI#E WE+RE SITTING IN THE LOST AND O!ND DON+T TA#E NO SORCERY OR ANYONE TO SEE HOW (The other Hogwarts Stu#ents enter.) WE GOTTA GET BAC# TO HOGWARTS WE GOTTA GET BAC# TO SCHOOL WE GOTTA GET BAC# TO HOGWARTS WHERE EVERYTHING IS MAGIC7COOOOOOL ALL BAC# TO WITCHES AND WI-ARDS) AND MAGICAL BEASTS TO GOBLINS AND GHOSTS AND TO MAGICAL EASTS IT+S ALL THAT I LOVE) AND IT+S ALL THAT I NEED AT HOGWARTS) HOGWARTS HARRY* RO* HERMIOE I THIN# WE+RE GOING BAC# (Hogwarts stu#ents ran#o$l% enter an# e&it in the backgroun# #uring the 'ollowing #ialogue sections. Enter "!NNY WEASLEY.)
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$IY Ron. You were su&&osed to ta4e /e to Mada/e Ma24'n,s and use t$ose s'642es Mo/ ga8e 1ou 5or /1 ro0e 5'tt'ngs. HARRY W$o,s t$'s3 RO T$'s 's stu&'d) 2'tt2e du/0 s'ster G'nn1* S$e,s a 5res$/an* G'nn1) t$'s 's Harr1* Harr1 Potter* It,s Harr1 Potter* $IY You,re Harr1 Potter. You,re T$e Bo1 W$o L'8ed. HARRY Yea$) and 1ou,re G'nn1* $IY It,s G'ne8ra* HARRY Coo2* G'nn1,s 5'ne* RO Stu&'d s'ster. 9He clas in her 'ace) Don,t 6rowd t$e 5a/ous 5r'end. HERMIOE Do 1ou gu1s $ear /us'6 or so/et$'ng3 HARRY Mus'63 W$at are 1ou ta24'ng a0out3 RO Yea$) so/eone,s 6o/'ng. (HO HAN"* LA+EN,ER -ROWN* an# rien#s enter.)
CHO+S ,RIES CHO CHANG DOMO ARIGATO) CHO CHANG G!NG HEY AT CHOY) CHANG HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR) CHO CHANG $IY W$o,s t$at3 HARRY T$at,s C$o C$ang*
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RO Yea$) t$at,s t$e g'r2 Harr1,s tota221 0een 'n 2o8e w't$ s'n6e 5res$/an 1ear* HERMIOE Yea$) 0ut $e won,t sa1 an1t$'ng to $er. RO We22) 1ea$) 1ou ne8er te22 a g'r2 1ou 2'4e $er* It /a4es 1ou 2oo4 2'4e an 'd'ot* ("!NNY goes o/er an# tas LA+EN,ER -ROWN on the shoul#er.) $IY (-ows) #onn'6$'wa) C$o C$ang. It 's good to /eet 1ou. I a/ G'nn1 Weas2e1. LAVEER %RO' G'r2) I a'n,t C$o C$ang. RO T$at,s La8ender Brown. 9las in her 'ace) Ra6'st s'ster. CHO CHA$ (With a Southern accent) O$) 't,s a2r'g$t. I,/ C$o C$ang) 1,a22* HARRY S$e 's tota221 &er5e6t. RO Yea$) too 0ad s$e,s dat'ng Cedr'6 D'ggor1) t$oug$) $u$3 HARRY W$at3 W$o t$e He22 's Cedr'6 D'ggor13.3 W$at 's t$at3 W$o 's t$at gu13 (Enter E,R!) CERIC CHO CHANG I AM SO IN LOVE WITH CHO CHANG ROM BANG#O# TO DING DANG I+LL SING MY LOVE ALO!D OR CHO CHANG (HO* E,R! an# HO0S rien#s e&it.) HARRY I $ate t$at gu1. I $ate $'/* RO So are we go'ng to get t$ose ro0es or not3 $IY O4a1. A2r'g$t. Let,s go.
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RO God) s'ster* (HARRY* RON* HER!ONE* an# "!NNY e&it. NE+!LLE LON"-OTTO enters an# RA--E-E an# "OYLE enter 'ro$ the oosite #irection. NE+!LLE runs into "OYLE.) $OYLE Present 1our ar/) nerd* (NE+!LLE #oes) Ind'an 0urn $e:* (NE+!LLE collases in ain. HARRY* RON* HER!ONE* an# "!NNY reenter) RO Awww; Cra00e and Go12e* $IY ("oes to NE+!LLE < Are 1ou o4a13 HARRY W$1 don,t 1ou 2ea8e Ne8'22e Long0otto/ a2one) o4a13 $OYLE We22) we22) we22* I5 't 'sn,t Harr1 Potter* You t$'n4 a22 0e6ause 1ou,re 5a/ous) 1ou 6an 0oss e8er1one around. HARRY No) I =ust don,t t$'n4 't,s 6oo2 5or gu1s o5 1our s'(e &'64'ng on gu1s 2'4e Ne8'22e* Co/e on. $OYLE O$) we22) 1ou 4now w$at I t$'n43 I t$'n4 g2asses are 5or nerds* ("OYLE takes HARRY0S glasses an# breaks the$.) We $ate nerds* CRA%%E And g'r2s* RO We22) 1ou as4ed 5or 't* You don,t /ess w't$ Harr1 Potter* He 0eat t$e Dar4 Lord w$en $e was a 0a01* HERMIOE O4a1* A2r'g$t* E8er1one =ust 6a2/ down* O6u2us re&aro* 9HARRY,S g2asses are >/ag'6a221 5':ed,< HARRY Woa$. Coo2. HERMIOE Now 2et,s 2ea8e t$ese 0'g 0a01) 6$'2d's$ =er4s a2one* (Enter ,RAO ALOY.)
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RACO D'd so/eone sa1 Dra6o Ma25o13.3 HARRY W$at do 1ou want) Dra6o3 RACO Cra00e0e) Go12e) 0e a &a'r o5 s16o&$ants and go &a1 5or /1 ro0es) w'22 1ou3 9 RA--E an# "OYLE e&it.< So) Potter) 0a64 5or anot$er 1ear at Hogwarts) are 1ou3 Ma10e t$'s 1ear 1ou,22 w'se u& and $ang out w't$ a $'g$er 6a2'0er o5 w'(ard* HARRY He1) 2'sten) Ma25o1) 9 uts his ar$s aroun# RON an# HER!ONE < Ron and Her/'one are /1 0est 5r'ends 'n t$e w$o2e wor2d* I wou2dn,t trade t$e/ 5or an1t$'ng* (,uring Harr%0s lines* "!NNY tries to ut her ar$ aroun# RON but is ushe# o''.) RACO Ha8e 't 1our wa1* 9He notices "!NNY < Wa't* Don,t te22 /e* Red $a'r) $and7/e7down 62ot$es and a stu&'d 6o/&2e:'on3 You /ust 0e a Weas2e1* RO O$ /1 god) 2a1 o55 Ma25o1* S$e /a1 0e a &a'n 'n t$e 0utt) o4a13 But s$e,s /1 &a'n 'n t$e 0utt* (HARRY* RON* HER!ONE* an# "!NNY e&it) RACO We22) 'sn,t t$'s 6ute. It,s 2'4e a 2'tt2e 2oser 5a/'21* Hogwarts $as rea221 gone t$e dogs* Lu64'21 ne:t 1ear) I,22 0e trans5erred to P'g5arts. THIS YEAR YO! BET) GONNA GET O!TTA HERE THE REIGN O MALOY IS DRAWING NEAR I,LL HAVE THE GREATEST WI-ARD CAREER) IT,S GONNA BE TOTALLY AWESOME 9Enter RA--E-E an# "OYLE *< LOO# O!T WORLD) OR THE DAWN O THE DAY WHEN EVERYONE WILL DO WHATEVER I SAY AND POTTER WON,T BE IN MY WAY THEN I,LL BE THE ONE WHO IS TOTALLY AWESOME. $OYLE YEAH YO!,LL BE THE ONE WHO IS TOTALLY AWESOME* PERSO Gu1s Co/e on. We,re gonna /'ss t$e tra'n. (All the Hogwarts Stu#ents enter) ALL WHO #NOWS HOW AST THIS YEARS GONNA GO3 11
HAND ME A GLASS) LET THE B!TTERBEER LOW HARRY MAYBE AT LAST) I,LL TAL# TO CHO) RO OH NO) THAT,D BE WAY TOO AWESOME ALL WE,RE BAC# TO LEARN EVERYTHING THAT WE CAN IT,S GREAT TO COME BAC# TO WHERE WE BEGAN AND HERE WE ARE) AND ALA#A-AM. HERE WE GO) THIS IS TOTALLY AWESOME. COME ON AND TEACH !S EVERYTHING YO! #NOW THE S!MMERS OVER AND WE,RE ITCHIN, TO GO EVILLE I THIN# WERE READY OR ALB!S D!MBLEDORE. ALL AHHHHHH. UM%LEORE WELCOME) ALL O YO! TO HOGWARTS I WELCOME ALL O YO! TO SCHOOL DID YO! #NOW THAT HERE AT HOGWARTS WE,VE GOT A HIDDEN SWIMMING POOL3 WELCOME) WELCOME) WELCOME HOGWARTS WELCOME) HOGGIES) NERDS) AND TOOLS NOW THAT I+VE GOT YO! HERE AT HOGWARTS I,D LI#E TO GO OVER ?!ST A CO!PLE O R!LES M1 na/e 's A20us Du/02edore and I a/ Head/aster o5 Hogwarts* You 6an a22 6a22 /e Du/02edore* I su&&osed 1ou 6ou2d a2so 6a22 /e A20us '5 1ou wanted detent'on* I,/ =ust 4'dd'ng* I,22 e:&e2 1ou '5 1ou 6a22 /e A20us* ALL BAC# TO WITCHES AND WI-ARDS) AND MAGICAL BEASTS TO GOBLINS AND GHOSTS AND TO MAGICAL EASTS IT+S ALL THAT I LOVE) AND IT,S ALL THAT I NEED AT HOGWARTS) HOGWARTS BAC# TO SPELLS AND ENCHANTMENTS) POTIONS) AND RIENDS TO GRYINDOR. H!LEP!. RAVENCLAW. SLYTHERIN. BAC# TO THE PLACE WHERE O!R STORY BEGINS 12
AT HOGWARTS) HOGWARTS UM%LEORE I,/ sorr1) w$at,s 'ts na/e3 ALL HOGWARTS) HOGWARTS UM%LEORE I d'dn,t $ear 1ou 4'ds. ALL HOGWARTS) HOGWARTS HARRY Man) I,/ g2ad I,/ 0a64*
Ac ! Scene - # T.e $rea Ha// 9T$e students ta4e seats on t$e 0en6$es grou&ed 01 $ouse* RON 's eat'ng*< UM%LEORE We26o/e to anot$er /ag'6a2 1ear at Hogwarts. And a 8er1 s&e6'a2 we26o/e to /1 5a8or'te student) Mr* Harr1 Potter* He 4'22ed Vo2de/ort w$en $e was =ust a 0a01* He,s e8en got t$at 2'tt2e 2'g$tn'ng s6ar on $'s 5ore$ead to &ro8e 't* And anot$er 8er1 s&e6'a2 we26o/e to our newest add't'on to Gr155'ndor) M'ss G'nn1 Weas2e1* $IY Aren,t we su&&osed to 0e sorted 01 t$e Sort'ng Hat3 UM%LEORE A 5unn1 t$'ng $a&&ened to t$e Sort'ng Hat* He a6tua221 got $'t6$ed w't$ anot$er &'e6e o5 en6$anted /ag'6a2 62ot$'ng* So $e and S6ar51 aren,t go'ng to 0e 0a64 unt'2 ne:t 1ear* Bas'6a221 I,8e =ust 0een &utt'ng an10od1 w$o 2oo4s 2'4e a good gu1 'nto Gr155'ndor) an10od1 w$o 2oo4s 2'4e a 0ad gu1 'nto S21t$er'n and t$e ot$er two 6an =ust go w$ere8er t$e1 want) I don,t rea221 6are* CERIC Hu552e&u55s are &art'6u2ar21 good 5'nders. UM%LEORE W$at t$e $e22 's a Hu552e&u553 An1wa1) 't 's t'/e now 5or /e to 'ntrodu6e /1 8er1 good 5r'end and our own Pot'ons &ro5essor) Mr* Se8erus Sna&e* RO Aw) /an* Not Sna&e* I,d $o&ed t$e1,d 5'red t$at gu1. $IY W$at,s wrong w't$ Pro5essor Sna&e3
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RO !$) not$'ng) $e,s =ust) u$) e8'2. 9SE+ER1S SNA2E enters< HARRY C,/on) Ron) $e,s rea221 not t$at 0ad* I don,t 4now w$at 1ou,re ta24'ng a0out77 SAPE Harr1 Potter. Detent'on. HARRY W$at3 SAPE or ta24'ng out o5 turn. Now) 0e5ore we 0eg'n) I,/ go'ng to g'8e 1ou a22 1our 8er1) 8er1 5'rst &o& @u'(* (E/er%bo#% groans* e&cet 'or HER!ONE.) HERMIOE Yes. SAPE Can an1one te22 /e w$at a &ort4e1 's3 HERMIOE Ooo. 9She raises her han# < SAPE Yes) Ms* Granger3 HERMIOE A &ort4e1 's an en6$anted o0=e6t t$at w$en tou6$ed w'22 trans&ort t$e one or ones w$o tou6$ 't to an1w$ere on t$e g2o0e de6'ded u&on 01 t$e en6$anter* SAPE Ver1 good. Now 6an an1one te22 /e w$at 5ores$adow'ng 's3 (HER!ONE raises her han# again) SAPE Yes) Ms* Granger3 HERMIOE ores$adow'ng 's a dra/at'6 de8'6e 'n w$'6$ an '/&ortant &2ot &o'nt 's /ent'oned ear2'er 'n t$e stor1 to return 2ater 'n a /ore s'gn'5'6ant wa1* SAPE Per5e6t.
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RO W$at,s a &ort4e1 aga'n3 I /'ssed t$at one* HERMIOE A &ort4e1 's so/et$'ng t$at w$en 1ou tou6$ 't 't,22 trans&ort 1ou an1w$ere* SAPE And re/e/0er) a &ort4e1 6an 0e an1 sort o5 see/'ng21 $ar/2ess o0=e6t) 2'4e) a 5oot0a22) or a do2&$'n. LAVEER Pro5essor3 SAPE Yes3 LAVEER Can a &erson 0e a &ort4e13 SAPE No) t$at,s a0surd* A &erson 6an) $owe8er) 0e a $or6ru:* HARRY W$at,s a $or6ru:3 SAPE I,/ not e8en go'ng to te22 1ou Harr1) 1ou,22 5'nd out soon enoug$* HERMIOE Pro5essor) w$at 's t$e &o'nt o5 t$'s @u'(3 SAPE O$) no &o'nt 'n &art'6u2ar* ?ust '/&ortant 'n5or/at'on t$at e8er1one s$ou2d 4now* 9$e &o'nts 'nto t$e aud'en6e< Es&e6'a221 1ou. Now) /o8'ng r'g$t a2ong) t$ere are 5our $ouses 'n a22* Gr155'ndor) Ra8en62aw) Hu552e&u557 CERIC 'nd. SAPE W$at3 And S21t$er'n* Trad't'ona221 &o'nts are g'8en 5or good 0e$a8'or and dedu6ted 5or ru2e 0rea4'ng* or e:a/&2e) ten &o'nts 5ro/ Gr155'ndor. $RY,,IORS W$at3 SAPE or Ms* Granger,s e:6ess'8e 0a01 5at* HARRY A RO T$an4s) Her/'one. 15
SAPE Trad't'ona221) t$e $ouse w't$ t$e /ost &o'nts at t$e end o5 t$e 1ear wou2d w'n t$e House Cu&* Howe8er) t$'s 1ear we,re do'ng t$'ngs a 0't d'55erent21* Here to 'ntrodu6e 't 's our new &ro5essor o5 t$e Dar4 Arts) Pro5essor "u'rre22* (HARRY0S scar starts to hurt. He uts a han# to it an# starts %elling as 31!RRELLORT enters. -ecause +OL,EORT is on the back o' his hea#* +OL,EORT stan#s an# walks back to back with 31!RRELL while his 'ace is hi##en un#er 31!RRELL0S turban.) 0UIRRELL 9with a slight stutter < T$e House Cu&* A t'/e $onored trad't'on* or 6entur'es) t$e 5our $ouses o5 Hogwarts $a8e 6o/&eted 5or t$e $onor and g2or1 o5 $o2d'ng t$e t't2e o5 House C$a/&'on* But w$ere does t$'s 6o/&et't'on 6o/e 5ro/) and w$at are t$e roots o5 t$e trad't'on3 (HER!ONE raises her han# an# seaks 4uickl%) HERMIOE T$e House Cu& Tourna/ent 0egan w't$ t$e 5'rst generat'on o5 Hogwarts students* 0UIRRELL T$at was a r$etor'6a2 @uest'on* UM%LEORE Granger) @u't 'nterru&t'ng* Twent1 &o'nts 5ro/ Gr155'ndor* HARRY A RO T$an4s) Her/'one. 0UIRRELL As I was sa1'ng) w$en t$e Tourna/ent 5'rst or'g'nated 't was one o5 a 6o/&2ete21 d'55erent sort* One 6$a/&'on 5ro/ ea6$ o5 t$e 5our $ouses wou2d 6o/&2ete a ser'es o5 dangerous tas4s* T$e w'nner wou2d not on21 w'n t$e Cu&) t$e1 wou2d a2so w'n eterna2 g2or1* HERMIOE #'nd o5 2'4e t$e Tr'7w'(ard Tourna/ent. 0UIRRELL Yes) sort o5 2'4e t$e Tr'7w'(ard tourna/ent) e:6e&t no) not 2'4e t$at at a22* T$ere are 5our $ouses* How 6ou2d 't 0e t$e Tr'7w'(ard Tourna/ent w't$ 5our tea/s3 HERMIOE We22) Pro5essor) '5 I re/e/0er 6orre6t21) t$e House Cu& Tourna/ent was d's0anded a5ter one se/ester w$en one o5 'ts students was 4'22ed dur'ng t$e 5'rst tas4* 0UIRRELL Yes) 't 's 8er1 dangerous) 0ut t$e rewards 5ar outwe'g$ t$e r's4s* HERMIOE I don,t t$'n4 1ou $eard /e. I =ust sa'd so/e0od1 d'ed.
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UM%LEORE Her/'one Granger) s$ut 1our ungod21 2o&s'ded /out$ and @u't 'nterru&t'ng. Twent1 /ore &o'nts. HARRY A RO T$an4s) Her/'one. UM%LEORE God. or t$e 62e8erest w't6$ o5 1our age 1ou rea221 6an 0e a du/01 so/et'/es* Ten &o'nts to Du/02edore. 0UIRRELL Yes) we22) 't w'22 0e 8er1 dangerous) 0ut t$e w'nner w'22 0e re/e/0ered as a $ero 5or ages to 6o/e* And) as t$e Pro5essor o5 De5ense aga'nst t$e Dar4 Arts) I 0e2'e8e t$at t$'s &ra6t'6a2 a&&2'6at'on 's e:a6t21 w$at t$e 6urr'6u2u/ needs to77 (+OL,EORT snee5es un#er 31!RRELL0S turban) UM%LEORE Pro5essor) d'd 1our tur0an =ust snee(e3 0UIRRELL W$at3 No* UM%LEORE I 6ou2d $a8e sworn I =ust $eard a snee(e 6o/'ng 5ro/ 1our d're6t'on) 0ut 1our /out$ wasn,t /o8'ng* 0UIRRELLL No) no) t$at was s'/&21 a 5art* E:6use /e* I /ust 0e go'ng* 9 +OL,EORT continues to snee5e* an# Harr%0s scar starts to hurt again as 31!RRELLORT gets near hi$ *< I s'/&21 5arted on6e /ore* (31!RRELLORT e&its.) UM%LEORE Now) w't$ t$e new21 resurre6ted House Cu&) a 6$a/&'on 5ro/ ea6$ $ouse w'22 0e se2e6ted to 6o/&ete. So) Sna&e) wou2d 1ou do us t$e $onors) &2ease3 (SNA2E has the House u.) SAPE Yes) Head/aster* 'rst 5ro/ t$e Ra8en62aw $ouse 9 he ulls out a iece o' aer <) M'ss C$o C$ang* CHO O$ /1 god I,8e won. I 6an,t 0e2'e8e t$e1 6a22ed /e. SAPE Ne:t) 5ro/ Hu552e&u55) 9 ulls out another < Mr* Cedr'6 D'ggor1*
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CERIC We22) I don,t IND t$'s sur&r's'ng at a22. CHO I 5'nd 't,s &er5e6t. Now I 6an s&end /ore t'/e w't$ /1 0e2o8ed 0o15r'end* CERIC I,/ g2ad as we22 /1 dar2'ng* SAPE Ne:t) 5ro/ t$e S21t$er'n $ouse) 9 ulls out another < Dra6o Ma25o1. RACO Ha. I 5'na221 0eat 1ou) d'dn,t I) Potter. W$at do 1ou t$'n4 o5 t$at) $u$3 I,/ t$e 6$a/&'on t$'s t'/e. UM%LEORE Dra6o) w'22 1ou s't down) 1ou 2'tt2e e25. C$a/&'on,s =ust a t't2e* SAPE And 5'na221) 5ro/ t$e Gr155'ndor $ouse) 9 ulls out a aer < o$ /1. We22) 'sn,t t$'s 6ur'ous. T$e one &erson 'n a22 o5 Hogwarts w$o/ I,8e a we2274nown grudge aga'nst 's sudden21 'n a tourna/ent w$ere $e /a1 8er1 we22 2ose $'s 2'5e* EVILLE It+s /e* I+d 2'4e to a&o2og'(e to /1 5e22ow Gr155'ndors r'g$t now 5or 2os'ng77 SAPE S't down) 1ou 'nart'6u2ate 0u/02e. It,s Harr1 Potter. UM%LEORE We22) $ere t$e1 are) 5o24s) t$e 5our Hogwarts 6$a/&'ons* Now) I want a22 o5 1ou to start &re&ar'ng '//ed'ate21) 0e6ause t$e 5'rst tas4 's 'n two /ont$s and 't 6ou2d 0e an1t$'ng* So 2et,s get to 't. (E/er%bo#% e&cet HARRY* RON an# HER!ONE starts to lea/e cheering 'or HO* E,R!* or HARRY while ,RAO tries to start the sa$e thing with his na$e* but 'ails.) RO Harr1) 1ou got t$'s tourna/ent 'n t$e 0ag* HARRY I don,t 4now) /an* Cedr'6 D'ggor1* He,s &rett1 aweso/e* NOT. He su64s. I,/ tota221 gonna w'n. It,s 'n t$e 0ag* HERMIOE I don,t 4now) Harr1;* RO O$ /1 god) Her/'one* S$ut u&* W$1 do 1ou $a8e to ra'n on e8er10od1,s &arade3 HERMIOE Be6ause) Ron) t$'s 's dangerous. 18
HARRY Dangerous3 Co/e on) Her/'one) $ow dangerous 6an 't 0e3 Es&e6'a221 5or /e* HERMIOE You,re not 'n8'n6'02e) Harr1* So/e0od1 DIED 'n t$'s tourna/ent* HARRY !$) I,/ t$e Bo1 t$at LIVED) not DIED* W$at,s t$e worst t$at 6ou2d $a&&en3 HERMIOE And I don,t 4now a0out t$at "u'rre22 6$ara6ter* You 4now) 5'rst $e resurre6ts so/e $orr'02e) an6'ent tourna/ent) t$en $e 0u/&s 'nto 1ou and 1our s6ar starts to $urt) and 1ou $a8e to ad/'t t$ere 's so/et$'ng rea221 5un41 a0out t$e 0a64 o5 $'s $ead* HARRY Co/e on) t$'n4 a0out 't* Pro5essor "u'rre22 's a &ro5essor) and w$o $'res &ro5essors3 HARRY A RO Du/02edore* HARRY He,s t$e s/artest) /ost aweso/est) &ra6t'6a2 w'(ard) 0eaut'5u2 w'(ard 'n t$e w$o2e w'de wor2d* W$1 wou2d $e &oss'021 $'re so/e0od1 t$at,s tr1'ng to $urt /e3 HERMIOE We22) w$at a0out Sna&e3 HARRY W$at a0out $'/3 HERMIOE He,s $ated 1ou 5or 1ears* And $e $ated 1our &arents) too) Harr1* E8er10od1 4nows t$at* And $e =ust so $a&&ens to &'64 1our na/e out o5 t$e House Cu& out o5 $undreds '5 not 5'8e &oss'02e Gr155'ndors3 HARRY Yea$) w$at a 6o'n6'den6e* We 2u64ed out* HERMIOE No) Harr1* I don,t t$'n4 't 's a 6o'n6'den6e* W$en 1ou de5eated Vo2de/ort) 1ou /ade a 2ot o5 ene/'es) ones 1ou /'g$t not e8en 4now a0out* HARRY A2r'g$t) 2et /e get t$'s stra'g$t* You,re sa1'ng t$at t$'s tourna/ent 's =ust one 0'g &2o1 to tr1 and 4'22 /e* HERMIOE I /ean) I don,t 4now* Ma10e3 An1wa1) I =ust t$'n4 't,s dangerous and I don,t t$'n4 1ou s$ou2d do 't*
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HARRY A2r'g$t) Her/'one* I5 't /eans t$at /u6$ to 1ou) I,22 dro& out* HERMIOE O$) t$an4 1ou) Harr1. HARRY No &ro02e/* RO Wa't) wa't; WHAT3.3.3 T$e House Cu&3 W$at a0out a22 t$e eterna2 g2or1 1ou,d w'n) 6o/e on3 HARRY Eterna2 g2or13 A2read1 got t$at* Bes'des) Ne8'22e w'22 0e a great 6$a/&'on* RO No no no* I don,t not want Long0otto/ as /1 6$a/&'on* HERMIOE Loo4) t$ere,s Du/02edore* W$1 don,t 1ou ta24 to $'/ now and te22 $'/ t$at 1ou,re dro&&'ng out* HARRY L'sten) Her/'one) Du/02edore and I are rea221) rea221 6oo2) we,re su&er t'g$t and I don,t want $'/ to t$'n4 t$at I,/ 0e'ng 2a(1 or d'sres&e6t5u2 or an1t$'ng so 6an 1ou te22 $'/3 ?ust te22 $'/ t$at I want to wor4 on s6$oo2 or so/et$'ng3 A2r'g$t3 You got t$'s one* You,re t$e 0est* Don,t worr1 a0out 't* HERMIOE A2r'g$t* O4a1* Du/02edore3 UM%LEORE Yes) Granger3 HERMIOE I need to ta24 to 1ou 5or a /o/ent* It,s a0out t$e House Cu& Tourna/ent* We22) 5'rst o5 a22) I t$'n4 't,s an aw5u2 'dea) 0ut se6ond o5 a22) I don,t t$'n4 t$at Harr1 Potter s$ou2d 6o/&ete* UM%LEORE Granger) w$1 1ou a2wa1s gotta 0e su6$ a 0'g o2d st'64 'n t$e /ud) $u$3 Pra1) te22 /e w$1 Harr1 Potter s$ou2d not 6o/&ete* HERMIOE Be6ause $e wants to stud1* UM%LEORE Granger) no0od1 stud'es at Hogwarts e:6e&t 5or 1ou* HERMIOE O4a1) we22) $e wants to 5o6us on t$e OWLs*
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UM%LEORE W$1 6ou2d Harr1 $a8e to2d /e t$'s $'/se253 He t$'n4s I,/ 6oo2* We,re t'g$t* HERMIOE Pro5essor) I,/ a rea221 0ad 2'ar* O4a13 I t$'n4 't,s a ruse* A setu&* And I e8en t$'n4 Sna&e /'g$t 0e tr1'ng to 4'22 Harr1 Potter* UM%LEORE Se8erus Sna&e 's one o5 t$e 4'ndest) 0ra8est) gent2est /en I $a8e e8er /et* Se8erus Sna&e 's tr1'ng to 4'22 Harr1 Potter =ust a0out as /u6$ as $e,s tr1'ng to 4'22 /e* (Enter SNA2E with a bo$b san#wich.) SAPE O$) w$1) Pro5essor Du/02edore* I =ust $a&&ened to 0e 'n t$e 4't6$en and I /ade 1ou t$'s de2'6'ous sandw'6$* UM%LEORE W$1) t$an4 1ou) Se8erus* You see) Granger3 How t$oug$t5u2* SAPE Here 1ou are) &ro5essor* BOMB a&&et'te* I /ean) 0on a&&et'te* (SNA2E ar$s the bo$b san#wich an# runs awa%.) HERMIOE Is t$at sandw'6$ t'64'ng3 UM%LEORE It 2oo4s 2'4e 't,s 2'64'ng7 5'nger 2'64'ng good* HERMIOE Pro5essor) I don,t t$'n4 1ou s$ou2d eat t$at sandw'6$* UM%LEORE W$1) Granger3 You /'g$t want to 2'sten to Sna&e /ore o5ten* You /'g$t e8en get a sandw'6$ out o5 't* (HER!ONE takes the san#wich an# throws it o''stage as it e&lo#es.) UM%LEORE Granger) w$at are 1ou do'ng3 T$e darn g'r2 e:&2oded /1 sandw'6$* HERMIOE I,/ sorr1) s'r* UM%LEORE He1) e8en '5 I d'd 0e2'e8e Harr1 Potter was 'n danger) $e $as to 6o/&ete* You see t$at 6u&3 HERMIOE Yes*
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UM%LEORE It,s en6$anted* W$oe8er,s na/e 6o/es out o5 t$at 6u& $as to 6o/&ete or t$e resu2ts wou2d 0e 0ad* HERMIOE W$at do 1ou /ean 0ad3 UM%LEORE We22) tr1 to '/ag'ne 1our ent're 2'5e sto&&'ng 'nstantaneous21 and e8er1 /o2e6u2e 'n 1our 0od1 e:&2od'ng at t$e s&eed o5 2'g$t* HERMIOE Tota2 &roton'6 re8ersa23 UM%LEORE Yes* So 1ou see) $e $as to 6o/&ete* And) Her/'one) '5 't /a4es 1ou 5ee2 an1 0etter) t$e 2ast gu1 t$at d'ed 'n t$e tourna/ent was a Hu552e&u55) so; I,22 4ee& /1 e1es o&en and not$'ng,s go'ng to get &ast o2d Du/02edore* HERMIOE A2r'g$t* UM%LEORE I gotta go /a4e /1se25 anot$er sandw'6$) a2t$oug$ I don,t 4now $ow 't,s go'ng to 0e as good as t$e 2ast one* T$e 2ast one t'64ed* 9 ,1-LE,ORE e&its.) HERMIOE Be6ause 't was a 0o/0; 9goes 0a64 to HARRY< Harr1) I,/ so sorr1) 0ut I t$'n4 1ou,re go'ng to $a8e to 6o/&ete 'n t$e $ouse 6u& tourna/ent* But don,t worr1) I won,t rest unt'2 I 5'nd out w$at t$e 5'rst tas4 't go'ng to 0e* RO And I,22 sa0otage a22 t$e ot$er 6$a/&'ons so 1ou w'n 01 de5au2t* HARRY A2r'g$t. You gu1s are aweso/e* (,RAO* RA--E* an# "OYLE enter.) RACO We22* Isn,t t$'s tou6$'ng3 RO O$ /1 God) =ust 0utt out) Ma25o1* RACO Go12e and I $a8e a 0et) 1ou 4now* He sa1s 1ou won,t 2ast 5'8e /'nutes 'n t$'s tourna/ent* I d'sagree* I sa1 1ou won,t 2ast 5'8e /'nutes at P'g5arts. HARRY W$at3 A2r'g$t) Ma25o1) w$at 's P'g5arts3 22
RACO O$. Ne8er $eard o5 't3 Ha. 'gures* a/ous Potter doesn,t e8en 4now a0out P'g5arts. HARRY Ma25o1) don,t a6t 2'4e 1ou don,t want to ta24 a0out 't* T$at,s 2'4e t$e n'nt$ t'/e 1ou,8e /ent'oned P'g5arts* W$at 's P'g5arts3 RACO P'g5arts 's on21 t$e greatest w'(ard'ng s6$oo2 'n t$e ga2a:1* It,s w$ere I+/ 0e'ng trans5erred ne:t 1ear* HERMIOE Ma25o1) I,8e ne8er $eard o5 t$at* RACO T$at,s 0e6ause P'g5arts; 's on Mars. HARRY A2r'g$t) Ma25o1* You 4now) we,re tr1'ng to $a8e a 6on8ersat'on $ere so '5 1ou 6ou2d =ust 2ea8e us a2one77 RACO O$) no* I,/ not e8en $ere* HARRY O4a1) so an1wa1) I t$'n4 we 6an 5'nd out w$at t$e 5'rst tas4 's '5 we as4 Du/02edore7 RACO Du/02edore3 P55. W$at an o2d 6oot. He,s not$'ng 2'4e Ru/02eroar. $OYLE R!MBLEROAR. HARRY An1wa1) as I was sa1'ng7 RACO Ru/02eroar,s t$e $ead/aster at P'g5arts* He,s a 2'on) w$o 6an ta24* HARRY Ma25o1) '5 1ou don,t /'nd) we,re tr1'ng to $a8e a 6on8ersat'on $ere so77 wa't w$at are 1ou e8en do'ng $ere3 You,re not e8en eat'ng* Get outta $ere* RACO I 6an,t $e2& 't '5 we 6an $ear e8er1t$'ng 1ou sa1* We,re t$e on21 ones 'n $ere* HARRY Co/e on) Ma25o1 =ust get out o5 $ere) &2ease3 RACO W$ere are we su&&osed to go3 23
HARRY I don,t 4now* P'g5arts3 RACO O$ $a $a $a* Now 1ou,re =ust 0e'ng 6ute* I 6an,t go to P'g5arts* IT,S ON MARS* You need a ro64et s$'&* Do 1ou $a8e a ro64et s$'&) Potter3 I 0et 1ou do* You 4now) not a22 o5 us 'n$er'ted enoug$ /one1 to 0u1 out NASA w$en our &arents d'ed. Loo4 at t$'s. Loo4 at t$'s. It,s Ro64ets$'& Potter* Star4'd Potter* Moons$oes Potter* Tra8ers'ng t$e ga2a:1 5or 'nterga2a6t'6 tra8e2 to P'g5arts. HARRY A2r'g$t) t$at,s 't* T$'s 's t$e /ost /'sgu'ded wa1 to tr1 and /a4e /e 5ee2 =ea2ous* I don,t 6are '5 1ou /a4e 5un o5 /e) 9 he gets u towar#s ,RAO < 0ut '5 1ou 0r'ng /1 &arents 'nto t$'s) 't,s a w$o2e ot$er stor1* RACO 9Runs awa% < W$oa. Not so 5ast) Potter. O$) Cra00e. Go12e. ("OYLE a#/ances on HARRY* ar$s raise#. HARRY an# RON cower while HER!ONE re$ains stan#ing.) $OYLE Ba64 o55) nerd. RACO Not so toug$ are 1ou now) Potter. Ma10e 1ou s$ou2d $ang out w't$ so/eone 0etter t$an t$at 2o221gagg'ng g'nger and $'s stu&'d /ud02ood g'r25r'end. HERMIOE O$) t$at 's 't) Ma25o1. ?e22172egs ='n:. RACO O$) 6o/e on. $OYLE He1) no 5a'r. Our 2egs are =e221. (HER!ONE runs o/er an# grabs ,RAO b% the necktie while RA--E an# "OYLE 'all on their backs with their legs wobbling.) HERMIOE Now) ta4e 't 0a64) Ma25o1. RACO Ta4e w$at 0a643 HERMIOE Ta4e 0a64 w$at 1ou sa'd a0out 1our stu&'d /ade7u& s&a6e s6$oo2. RO And a22 t$at stu55 a0out Her/'one 0e'ng /1 g'r25r'end* T$at,s not e8en a 2'tt2e 0't true* 24
HERMIOE And sa1 1ou,re sorr1 5or 6a22'ng /e a >1ou74now7w$at,. RACO I,/ sorr1. HERMIOE And 1ou &ro/'se 1ou,22 ne8er do 't aga'n3 RACO I &ro/'se. HERMIOE A2r'g$t. Now ne:t t'/e we te22 1ou to 2ea8e us a2one 1ou 0etter do 't. Co/e on) Harr1* Ron* Let,s get out o5 $ere* Bes'des) 1ou a2read1 ate a22 /1 2un6$* HARRY Wow* T$an4s) Her/'one* HERMIOE Yea$ 9she oints at RA--E an# "OYLE with her wan# < !n=e22'51. (The 6in& on RA--E an# "OYLE is broken. HARRY* RON an# HER!ONE lea/e.) RO (As the% walk o'') Wow* T$at was 2'4e t$e /ost 'ntense t$'ng I,8e e8er seen. Too 0ad no one was $ere to see 't) t$oug$* It was 2'4e an out0urst o5 &ent u& aggress'on 't was 2'4e >Arrr. $OYLE Wow* T$at su64ed ro1a2 $'&&ogr'55. We got 0eat 01 a g'r2. W$o 's a nerd. RACO I d'dn,t /ean w$at I sa'd 1ou 4now* P'g5arts 's rea2* (He uts his han# to his nose to check 'or bloo#) A/ I7 A/ I 02eed'ng3 Go12e3 ("OYLE runs o/er close to ,RAO0S 'ace.) $OYLE 9Sni''s< No* RACO I t$oug$t /a10e*** /a10e =ust a 2'tt2e 0't; Wow* I,8e ne8er 0een &us$ed down 2'4e t$at 01 a g'r2; Ma10e I s$ou2dn,t 6a22 $er a /ud7; w$ate8er* $OYLE I 6an,t 0e2'e8e I 6ou2dn,t 5'gure out t$e 6ounter76urse was =ust un=e22'51. RACO R'g$t* We22) I+/ not sur&r'sed* Co/e on* Let,s go wat6$ W'(ards o5 Wa8er21 P2a6e. (,RAO e&its with RA--E an# "OYLE) 25
Ac ! Scene 1 # 0UIRRELL+s %edroo2 (31!RRELLORT enters. The stage is set with a be# an# a chair with robes hung o/er the to.) 0UIRRELL oo2s. T$e1,re a22 5oo2s* T$e1 t$'n4 t$e1,re sa5e* T$e1 t$'n4 t$e1,re 0a64 5or anot$er 5un 1ear o5 2earn'ng s$enan'gans at Hogwarts* L'tt2e do t$e1 4now t$e danger t$at,s 2ur4'ng r'g$t under t$e'r noses* Or) s$ou2d I sa1) on t$e 0a64 o5 t$e'r $eads; (31!RRELL rotates to ut his back to the au#ience. He ulls o'' the turban to re/eal +OL,EORT* who laughs e/ill%* then coughs. 31!RRELL uts his turban on the chair.) VOLEMORT !g$. I 6an,t 0reat$e 'n t$at tur0an. 0UIRRELL I,/ sorr1) /1 Lord* It,s a ne6essar1 &re6aut'on* or '5 t$e1 4new t$at 1ou 2'8ed77 t$at w$en Harr1 Potter destro1ed 1ou) 1our sou2 2'8ed on77 VOLEMORT Yes. T$at w$en /1 0od1 was destro1ed I was 5or6ed to 2'8e 'n t$e or0'dden orest) eat'ng 0ugs) and /us$roo/s) and) ug$. !n'6orn 02ood. 0UIRRELL !nt'2 I 5ound 1ou and 2et 1ou atta6$ 1ourse25 to /1 sou2* VOLEMORT Yes* No0od1 /ust 4now an1 o5 t$at* Now) "u'rre22. Get /e so/e water. (31!RRELL ben#s o/er an# grabs a bottle o' water.) VOLEMORT Now) "u'rre22. Pour 't 'n /1 /out$. (31!RRELL uncas the bottle an# seaks while ouring the water in +OL,EORT0s $outh.) 0UIRRELL Your &2an to 'n5'2trate Hogwarts on t$e 0a64 o5 /1 $ead 's go'ng sw'//'ng21) /1 2'ege. VOLEMORT Yes) 1es) I+/ done w't$ t$e water. We /ust not $a8e an1 /ore 5ou27u&s 2'4e ton'g$t 'n t$e Great Ha22. 0UIRRELL I,/ sorr1) /1 Lord) 1ou snee(ed. VOLEMORT I 4now t$at*** Get /e so/e Nasone:) 1ou sw'ne.
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(31!RRELL shoots so$e Nasone& into +OL,EORT0S nose.) VOLEMORT Was$ t$at tur0an. It t'642es /1 nose* 0UIRRELL Yes) /1 Dar4 #'ng77 VOLEMORT O4a1) =ust*** re2a: w't$ t$e Dar4 #'ng stu55) o43 I wat6$ 1ou w'&e 1our 0utt da'21* You 6an 6a22 /e Vo2de/ort* We,re t$ere* We,8e rea6$ed t$at &o'nt* 0UIRRELL Yes) 1es) /1; Vo2de/ort* VOLEMORT Now) "u'rre22; Get us read1 5or 0ed* We /ust 0e we22 rested '5 we w's$ to 4'22 Potter* Ton'g$t) 'n t$e Great Ha22) $e was so 62ose. I 6ou2d $a8e tou6$ed $'/. 9 31!RRELL uses so$e $outhwash.< Re8enge 's at /1 5'ngert'&s) "u'rre22* I 6an taste 't. It tastes 2'4e; 6oo2 /'nt* 0UIRRELL T$at,s our L'ster'ne) Vo2de/ort* VOLEMORT Yes* E:6e22ent* We22) goodn'g$t) "u'rre22* (31!RRELL ben#s backwar#s* an# +OL,EORT leans 'orwar# so the% are la%ing #own on the be#.) VOLEMORT O4a1) o4a1) I 6an,t do t$'s* You,8e got to ro22 o8er* I 6an,t s2ee& on /1 tu//1* 0UIRRELL I,/ sorr1) 0ut I a2wa1s s2ee& on /1 0a64. I $a8e 0a64 &ro02e/s* It,s t$e on21 wa1 I,/ 6o/5orta02e* VOLEMORT You ro22 o8er r'g$t now or I,22; I,22 eat 1our &'22ow. You,22 0e $a8'ng a drea/ 1ou,re eat'ng a g'ant /ars$/a22ow) 0ut rea221 1ou,22 wa4e u& and 5'nd 1our 5a8or'te goose 5eat$er &'22ow w'22 0e /'ss'ng. 0UIRRELL 'ne. We,22 6o/&ro/'se* We,22 s2ee& on our s'des* VOLEMORT O4* I guess I 6an do t$'s* 0UIRRELL Now) goodn'g$t. VOLEMORT Goodn'g$t) "u'rre22* 9 ause< He1) "u'rre22* How 2ong $a8e t$ose ro0es 0een on t$at 6$a'r3 27
0UIRRELL I t$'n4 t$e1,re 5ro/ 2ast n'g$t* I =ust &ut t$e/ t$ere 5or now* VOLEMORT We22) are 1ou &2ann'ng on &utt'ng t$e/ 'n a $a/&er3 W$at,s 1our &2an 5or t$ese3 0UIRRELL I 5'gured I,d =ust 2ea8e t$e/ t$ere 5or now and /a10e &ut t$e/ awa1 'n t$e /orn'ng) o4a13 VOLEMORT No. No) t$at,s not o4a1. I 6an,t go to s2ee& 4now'ng t$at t$ere are d'rt1 62ot$es on t$at 6$a'r. T$e 6$a'r,s go'ng to start s/e22'ng 2'4e d'rt1 62ot$es. 0UIRRELL I &ro/'se I,22 &ut t$e/ awa1 'n t$e /orn'ng. VOLEMORT You &ut t$e/ awa1 RIGHT NOW. I 6o//and 1ou to get u& and; 5o2d t$e/) at 2east... Ma4e 't 'nto a neat &'2e. (The% both sit u.) 0UIRRELL L'sten) '5 we,re go'ng to 0e 'n t$'s s'tuat'on 5or a w$'2e) we,re go'ng to $a8e to 2earn to 2'8e w't$ ea6$ ot$er* Now) I,8e 0een s'ng2e 5or a22 o5 /1 2'5e) and I $a8e so/e $a0'ts) and so/et'/es I 2ea8e 2aundr1 around. VOLEMORT We22 I 0e2'e8e e8er1t$'ng $as 'ts &2a6e. Mugg2es $a8e t$e'r &2a6e) /ud02oods $a8e t$e'r &2a6e) and so do 1our 62ot$es. Na/e21) a dresser.
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VOLEMORT AND YET THE EELING LINGERS VOLEMORT A 0UIRRELL WE+RE ?!ST ABO!T AS DIERENT AS ANYONE CAN BE VOLEMORT YO! LI#E PLOTTING A GARDEN AND I LI#E PLOTTING TO #ILL 0UIRRELL YO! THIN# THAT YO! SHO!LD R!LE THE WORLD I THIN# BOO#S ARE A THRILL. SIPPING TEA BY THE IRES SWELL VOLEMORT P!SHING PEOPLE IN IS !N AS WELL I LI#E OLDING ALL MY TIES 0UIRRELL AND YO! HAVE NO RIENDS HEY THAT,S A S!RPRISE VOLEMORT A 0UIRRELL G!ESS IT,S PLAIN TO SEE WHEN YO! LOO# AT YO! AND ME WE,RE DIERENT DIERENT AS CAN BE VOLEMORT YO!,RE A SISSY) A DOR#) A GIRL. I,M THE DAR#EST O LORDS. 0UIRRELL I,M THE BRIGHTEST PROESSOR HERE I,VE WON SEVERAL AWARDS. VOLEMORT MY NEW WORLD IS ABO!T TO !NOLD 0UIRRELL YO! GOT BEAT BY A TWO YEAR OLD VOLEMORT I,LL #ILL HIM THIS TIME) THRO!GH AND THRO!GH 0UIRRELL OR YO! MIGHT ?!ST GIVE HIM ANOTHER TATTOO VOLEMORT A 0UIRRELL 29
YO! REALLY M!ST AGREE WHEN YO! LOO# AT YO! AND ME WE,RE DIERENT DIERENT AS CAN7 VOLEMORT I,LL RISE AGAIN AND I,LL R!LE THE WORLD B!T YO! M!ST HELP ME RENEW OR WHEN O!R PLAN S!CCEEDS77 0UIRRELL PREVAILS. VOLEMORT PART O THAT WORLD GOES TO YO! 0UIRRELL WHEN I R!LE THE WORLD I,LL PLANT LOWERS VOLEMORT WHEN I R!LE THE WORLD I,LL HAVE SNA#ES. VOLEMORT AND GOBLINS) AND WEREWOLVES) A LEET O DEMENTORS) AND GIANTS) AND THESTRALS) AND ALL MY DEATH EATERS.
0UIRRELL AND ?ANE A!STIN NOVELS.
VOLEMORT A 0UIRRELL WHEN I R!LE THE WORLD. Ac ! Scene 3 # $r4ffindor Co22on Roo2 (The scene begins with HARRY la%ing his guitar an# HER!ONE is writing. NE+!LLE is also aroun#. a%be so$e other "r%''in#ors.) HERMIOE Harr1) don,t 1ou t$'n4 1ou s$ou2d tr1 to 5'gure out w$at t$e 5'rst tas4 's go'ng to 0e3 You 6ou2d a6tua221 d'e '5 1ou,re not read1* HARRY W$at3 Co/e on* I /ean) 6an,t 1ou =ust do 't 5or /e3 Can,t 1ou =ust &re&are a22 /1 stu55 5or /e3 I /ean) w$at are 1ou do'ng now3 HERMIOE I,/ wr't'ng 1our &ot'ons essa1. HARRY O$*** We22) do t$at 5'rst) >6ause t$at,s due to/orrow* But a5ter t$at) 6an 1ou &re&are 5or t$e 5'rst tas4) &2ease3
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HERMIOE A2r'g$t* HARRY T$an4 1ou* You are t$e 0est* You got 't* T$an4s) Her/'one* ("!NNY enters.) HARRY He1) G'nn1) 6o/e $ere* I want to s$ow 1ou so/et$'ng* $IY He1) Harr1 Potter* HARRY L'sten) I want to &2a1 t$'s song I,8e 0een wor4'ng on* You see) I /et t$'s g'r2 t$at I rea221) rea221 2'4e and I want to 2et $er 4now s$e,s rea221 s&e6'a2* So I =ust want to 4now w$at 1ou t$'n4 o5 't* ?ust 5or t$e &ur&oses o5 now) 0e6ause I,/ st'22 wor4'ng out t$e 21r'6s) I,/ go'ng to &ut 1our na/e w$ere $er na/e s$ou2d 0e) 0ut I don,t t$'n4 't,s rea221 gonna wor4 out) 0e6ause7 We22) 2et /e =ust s$ow 1ou* "1 # $IY YO!,RE TALL AND !N AND PRETTY YO!,RE REALLY) REALLY S#INNY GINNY I,M THE MIC#EY TO YO!R MINNIE YO!,RE TIGGER TO MY WINNIE GINNY I WANNA TA#E YO! TO THE CITY GONNA TA#E YO! O!T TO DINNY GINNY YO!,RE C!TER THAN A G!INEA PIG WANNA TA#E YO! !P TO WINNIPEG THAT,S IN CANADA. GINNY GINNY GINNY77 You 4now w$at3 T$'s doesn,t wor4 w't$ 1ou na/e* At a22* But $ow does t$at /a4e 1ou 5ee2) e/ot'ona2213 $IY Wow* Wow1* Harr1 Potter. HARRY Don,t 1ou t$'n4 't 6ou2d) I dunno) /a4e a g'r2 5a22 'n 2o8e w't$ /e3 31
$IY I t$'n4 't a2read1 $as* HARRY Aweso/e. >Cause 't,s 5or C$o C$ang. $IY O$* Yea$* S$e,s 0eaut'5u2* HARRY W$at are 1ou nuts3 Beaut'5u23 More 2'4e su&er7/ega75o:17aweso/e7$ot. S$e,s t$e $ottest g'r2 I,8e e8er /et* S$e,s 5ar /ore attra6t'8e) 5ar /ore a&&ea2'ng) 5ar /ore 'nterest'ng t$an an1 g'r2 t$at I 4now) 'n /1 '//ed'ate grou& o5 5r'ends* (RON enters) RO Mo8e. Mo8e. Mo8e. Mo8e. Mo8e. He1. Harr1. W$at,s u&3 So I was =ust o55stage $ang'ng out w't$ Hagr'd) and I saw t$ese de2'8er1 w'(ards 0r'ng'ng g'ant 6ages 'nto t$e dungeon* I don,t 4now w$at t$at,s 5or77 HERMIOE G'ant 6ages3 I 0et w$ate8er,s 'n t$ose 6ages $as so/et$'ng to do w't$ t$e 5'rst tas4. Harr1) we $a8e to 5'nd out w$at 't 's. HARRY He1) $e1* Gu1s* C$'22) I+/ 0us1* (HARRY continues to la%. HER!ONE walks o/er an# grabs HARRY guitar.) RO W$oa. W$oa. W$oa. W$oa. W$oa. W$oa.
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HERMIOE Gu1s. Now) 2'sten. T$'s 6ou2d 0e a /atter o5 2'5e and deat$. RO We22 't doesn,t /atter) 0e6ause 't,s a5ter $ours) o4a1) and we 6an,t 2ea8e t$e Gr155'ndor House) and we,22 &ro0a021 get 'n trou02e '5 we do) and e8en '5 we do) Long0otto/ o8er t$ere w'22 &ro0a021 te22 on us* HERMIOE Ne8'22e won,t te22* EVILLE O$ 1es) I 6erta'n21 w'22. RO W$at are we go'ng to do3
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HERMIOE It,s s'/&2e gu1s. T$e 62oa4. RO O5 6ourse. HARRY A RO T$e 62oa4. $IY Wa't) w$at 62oa477 RO SH!T !P. 9He 62a&s 'n $er 5a6e< HARRY You see) dur'ng /1 5'rst 1ear at Hogwarts I got a &resent 2e5t to /e 01 /1 dad* T$e dad t$at,s dead* M1 5at$er,s dead* I $a8e a dead 5at$er* And now we so28e /1ster'es and stu55 w't$ /1 $and1) dand1 In8's'0'2't1 C2oa4. $IY O$. Wow1) Harr1 Potter. A rea2 In8's'0'2't1 C2oa4. Ooo. Do 1ou 4now w$at I wou2d do '5 I $ad an In8's'0'2't1 C2oa43 HARRY I wou2d 4'64 w'ener dogs* RO And I wou2d &retend to 0e a g$ost and I wou2d s6are /ean &eo&2e* HERMIOE I,d use 't to a8o'd e8er $a8'ng to 5a6e /1 re52e6t'on 'n t$e /'rror* $IY We22) a6tua221) I was go'ng to sa1 t$at I wou2d use 't to 5a4e /1 own deat$ and wat6$ &eo&2e 6r1 at t$e 5unera2* HARRY We22) an1wa1) 2et,s get out o5 $ere* (HARRY* RON* HER!ONE an# "!NNY start to lea/e. RON turns aroun# to sto "!NNY.) RO W$oa) w$oa) w$oa* W$ere do 1ou t$'n4 1ou,re go'ng3 $IY W't$ 1ou gu1s3 RO
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No wa1. No 4'd s'sters a22owed) o4a13 9 He clas in her 'ace< Bes'des) t$ere,s on21 enoug$ roo/ under t$'s 62oa4 5or two &eo&2e) so; 9 HER!ONE looks crest'allen< C,/on) Her/'one) 6,/on* (HER!ONE brightens an# han#s "!NNY the guitar.) "3 # HARRY THE WAY HIS HAIR ALLS IN HIS EYES MA#ES ME WONDER I HE,LL EVER SEE THRO!GH MY DISG!ISE AND I,M !NDER HIS SPELL EVERYTHING IS ALLING AND I DON,T #NOW WHERE TO LAND EVERYONE #NOWS WHO HE IS B!T THEY DON,T #NOW WHO I AM HARRY) HARRY WHY CAN,T YO! SEE WHAT YO!,RE DOING TO ME I,VE SEEN YO! CON"!ER CERTAIN DEATH AND EVEN WHEN YO!,RE ?!ST STANDING THERE YO! TA#E AWAY MY BREATH AND MAYBE SOMEDAY YO!,LL HEAR MY SONG AND !NDERSTAND THAT ALL ALONG THERE,S SOMETHING MORE THAT I,M TRYING TO SAY WHEN I SAY HARRY) HARRY WHY CAN,T YO! SEE WHAT YO!,RE DOING TO ME WHAT YO!,RE DOING TO ME Ac ! Scene 5 # 0UIRRELL+s %edroo2 0UIRRELL Master) /aster) t$e s$'&/ents 5or t$e 5'rst tas4 o5 t$e tourna/ent $a8e =ust arr'8ed* VOLEMORT Yes I 4now) "u'rre22) I $ear e8er1t$'ng t$at 1ou $ear* 0UIRRELL Isn+t 't wonder5u2) /aster3 We+8e /ade sure t$at Harr1 Potter+s na/e was drawn 5ro/ t$e 6u& and soon $e w'22 0e ours. VOLEMORT Yes. It,s rea221 $a&&en'ng) 'sn+t 't) "u'rre223 You 4now) w't$ t$e &2an go'ng so we22) I 5ee2 2'4e /a10e we s$ou2d 6e2e0rate* W$at do 1ou sa1) "u'rre223 How a0out we go out3 I $ear 't,s 4arao4e n'g$t down at t$e Hog+s Head*
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0UIRRELL We22) I don+t 4now) I $a8e a22 t$ese &a&ers to grade and I+8e 0een g'8'ng so /u6$ attent'on to t$'s re8enge &2an t$at I+/ rea221 0e$'nd* VOLEMORT O$ 6o/e on) "u'rre22* You,8e 0een wor4'ng so $ard a22 1ear* You deser8e a n'g$t o55* 0UIRRELL But t$e &a&ers3 VOLEMORT ?ust g'8e t$e/ a22 B7s and 0e done w't$ 't* 0UIRRELL Now t$at,s e8'2* VOLEMORT Yea$) t$an4s* I a/ t$e Dar4 Lord* Co/e on* We,22 tr1 to &'64 u& so/e 6$'64s* 0UIRRELL I wou2dn,t 4now w$at to sa1* I,/ no good at t$at* VOLEMORT Co/e on* It,22 0e 5un* You =ust /o8e 1our 2'&s and I,22 do t$e ta24'ng* "u'rre22* Man* L'sten* I /a1 =ust 0e a &aras'te on t$e 0a64 o5 1our $ead w$o,s 2'tera221 de8our'ng 1our sou2 e8er1 t'/e 1ou ta4e a 0reat$) 0ut I 6an see t$at 1ou,re too good a gu1 not to $a8e a 0't o5 5un on6e 'n a w$'2e* You deser8e t$'s* 0UIRRELL We22) '5 1ou &ut 't t$at wa1; T$en 1ea$) 2et,s =ust go w'2d ton'g$t* VOLEMORT T$at,s t$e s&'r't) "u'rre22* Put on a 5res$ &a'r o5 w'(ard s$orts and gra0 1our tun'6* "u'rre22) we are gonna $a8e so/e 5un. Ac ! Scene 6 # Hog7ars Corridors (Scene changes to HARRY* RON* an# HER!ONE un#er the in/isibilit% cloak) RO Wow* T$'s 62oa4 'sn+t as 0'g as 't used to 0e* HERMIOE S$$*** so/eone+s 6o/'ng* (,RAO* RA--E* an# "OYLE enter.) RACO 35
D'd 1ou =ust $ear so/et$'ng3 $OYLE No) on21 @u'et* Ma10e) one ra'ndro&* RACO No /atter* Te22 /e) Go12e) w$o do 1ou t$'n4 's t$e ug2'est g'r2 'n s6$oo23 $OYLE !$) Bu640ea4 5or sure* RACO Cra00e3 CRA%%E W'n41 t$e $ouse e25* RACO Good one* O0s6ure. Do 1ou 4now w$o I t$'n4 's t$e ug2'est g'r2 'n s6$oo23 T$at Her/'one Granger* Do 1ou 4now w$at I+d g'8e $er on a s6a2e o5 73 wou2d 0e t$e ug2'est and wou2d 0e &rett1* I wou2d g'8e $er) an * Ma10e an ** Or a F* No) not o8er a F*. Be6ause t$ere 's a2wa1s roo/ 5or '/&ro8e/ent* Not e8er1one+s &er5e6t 2'4e /e* T$at,s w$1 I+/ $o2d'ng out 5or a * Be6ause I+/ wort$ 't. Co/e on) 2et,s go* 9 ,RAO* RA--E* an# "OYLE e&it < RO Wow) w$at a 0un6$ o5 =er4s* HERMIOE A2r'g$t) 5orget t$e/) now w$ere d'd 1ou sa1 t$at 1ou saw t$ose 6rates 0e'ng de2'8ered3 RO We22) I t$'n4 t$e1 were 0e'ng de2'8ered to t$e aud'tor'u/) so t$e1 s$ou2d 0e at t$e end o5 t$'s $a22wa1 and to t$e 2e5t* 9The% walk aroun# until the% see a goat in a cage *< RO Loo4. HERMIOE A goat3 HARRY A goat3 O$ /1 god) I $a8e to 5'g$t a goat3 I don+t 4now '5 I 6an do t$at /ora221* 9,1-LE,ORE an# SNA2E enter *< SAPE And t$e goats $a8e a22 0een sent 5or 5eed'ng t'/e) Head/aster* UM%LEORE 36
eed'ng t'/e. Dragons don+t want to 0e 5ed. T$e1 want to $unt. HARRY D'd $e =ust sa1 dragons3 RO D'd 1ou =ust sa177 D'd $e sa1 dragons3 UM%LEORE I /ust $a8e) 0e6ause an10od1 e2se $'d'ng 'n t$'s roo/ wou2d $a8e 4nown to $a8e s$ut u&) Potter* SAPE Head/aster) do 1ou rea221 t$'n4 't,s w'se to $a8e 6$'2dren 5'g$t dragons3 UM%LEORE No) Sna&e. I don+t t$'n4 't+s w'se to do an1t$'ng an1/ore* W$1) $ere I a/ a2'8e and we22 toda1 and I 6ou2d 8er1 we22 0e 4'22ed 01 1ou to/orrow* SAPE W$1 t$at,s a0surd* UM%LEORE Se8erus) 't,s 2ate* Ha8e 1ou e8er seen /1 roo/3 I+8e got so/e &rett1 4'64'n+ &osters on /1 wa22* SAPE We22) I a/ rat$er t'red* 9,1-LE,ORE an# SNA2E e&it. HARRY snatches the cloak o'' as soon as the%7re gone an# RON takes it an# walks awa% *< HARRY Aw /an) I $a8e to 5'g$t a dragon3 T$'s 's 0ogus. How 6an I 5'g$t a dragon3 I+/ =ust a 2'tt2e 4'd* RO A2r'g$t) we22) /a10e 't won+t 0e t$at 0ad) Harr1* Ma10e 1ou+22 =ust $a8e to 5'g$t Mus$u 5ro/ Mu2an* HARRY I don+t 4now) /a10e* RO I don+t 4now) /a10e 2'4e Pu55 t$e Mag'6 Dragon or so/et$'ng* HERMIOE Ron) t$'s 's ser'ous) o4a1) Harr1 6ou2d d'e. Now 2oo4) t$ere+s st'22 t'/e a2r'g$t) we =ust need to 5'gure out a &2an* HARRY O4) we22) we s$ou2d &ro0a021 do t$at 0a64 'n t$e Co//on Roo/) w$ere+s***wa't) w$ere+s t$e 'n8's'0'2't1 62oa43 37
RO We22 I t$rew 't o8er t$e /ag'6a2 wa24'ng 6$a'r***o$ s$oot* HARRY We22) t$at) t$at,s gonna 0e an 'ssue* RO Ye&* Ac ! Scene 8 # 0UIRRELLL+s %edroo2 931!RRELLORT enters laughing < VOLEMORT He1 "u'rre22. You re/e/0er t$at g'r2 1ou were ta24'ng to3 0UIRRELL Yea$* VOLEMORT We22) I was ta24'ng to $er s'ster on /1 s'de* 0UIRRELL So t$at,s w$1 s$e 5rea4ed out w$en we stood u&* VOLEMORT Be6ause s$e d'dn,t 4now t$at VOLEMORT A 0UIRRELL 77we were one &erson* 0UIRRELL You 4now) I $a8en,t $ad t$'s /u6$ 5un s'n6e Near21 Head2ess N'64,s deat$ da1 &art1 o5 >F* VOLEMORT I $a8en,t $ad t$'s /u6$ 5un s'n6e; !$*** O$ /an) I 6an,t re/e/0er e8er $a8'ng t$'s /u6$ 5un. 0UIRRELL You,8e ne8er $ad 5un e8er3 Do'ng an1t$'ng3 Ma10e t$at,s w$1 1ou,re so e8'2* VOLEMORT Yea$) /a10e* It /a1 0e due to t$e 5a6t t$at /ugg2es and /ud02oods /a4e /e s'64 to /1 sto/a6$* But) I guess 1ou 6ou2d 0e r'g$t* I guess* It,s 4'nd o5 5unn1* 0UIRRELL W$at 's 't) Vo2de/ort3
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VOLEMORT It,s =ust t$at I ne8er;I ne8er rea221 e8er 6ons'dered $a8'ng anot$er reason 5or /e 0e'ng so e8'2) 1ou 4now >6ause nor/a221 I =ust 4'22 &eo&2e w$o tr1 to get /e to o&en u&) 1ou 4now* Oo&s. But 't,s 4'nd o5 n'6e to =ust; 4'nd o5 n'6e to =ust ta24* 0UIRRELL Yea$. You 4now I $a8e to ad/'t) I was 4'nd o5 ner8ous w$en 1ou 5'rst de/anded t$at 1ou atta6$ 1ourse25 to /1 sou2* VOLEMORT Yea$) I 6ou2d;* I 6ou2d sense t$at* 0UIRRELL But 4now) I t$'n4 't,s 4'nd o5 6oo2* It,s 2'4e $a8'ng a rea221 62ose roo//ate) or e8en; VOLEMORT Yea$ 2'4e a s2a8e; 2'4e a deat$ eater* 0UIRRELL No /an. It,s 2'4e ;$a8'ng a 5r'end* VOLEMORT I ne8er $ad a 5r'end 0e5ore* 0UIRRELL We22) 't 2oo4s 2'4e 1ou got one now* VOLEMORT W$o wou2d $a8e t$oug$t t$at at t$e 0eg'nn'ng o5 t$'s 1ear) we,d 5ee2 2'4e t$at 5or ea6$ ot$er3 I guess e8er1t$'ng 's d'55erent 0etween us now) $u$3 "5 # I,,ERET AS CA %E (REPRISE)
0UIRRELL I G!ESS IT,S PLAIN TO SEE WHEN YO! LOO# AT YO! AND ME WE,RE DIERENT) DIERENT AS CAN BE VOLEMORT A 0UIRRELL WE SIMPLY G!ARANTEE WHEN YO! LOO# AT YO! AND ME WE,RE DIERENT) DIERENT AS CAN BE 0UIRRELL IT,S A COMEDY O SORTS WHEN YO!,RE BO!ND TO VOLDEMORT
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VOLEMORT AND I,M HAPPY AS A S"!IRREL LONG AS I,M WITH MR* "!IRREL VOLEMORT A 0UIRRELL WE,LL LEAD THEM TO THE SLA!GHTER AND WE,LL M!RDER HARRY POTTER WE,RE DIERENT) DIERENT DIERENT) DIERENT AS CAN BE. Ac ! Scene 9 # C.a2pion+s Ten 9SNAPE starts on stage< SAPE T$e Hogwarts 6$a/&'ons s$a22 now enter t$e 6$a/&'on,s tent) 'n &re&arat'on 5or t$e 5'rst tas4. 9SNAPE e:'ts and HARRY enters< HARRY O$) /an) I 6an+t 0e2'e8e I+8e got to s4'& 2un6$ &er'od 5or t$'s stu&'d tas4* HERMIOE O4a1) Harr1* Toda1 's t$e da1. T$e da1 1ou 5'g$t t$e dragon* Now) d'd 1ou read t$ose notes t$at I wrote 5or 1ou on dragons3 HARRY No* HERMIOE W$at3 W$1 not3 HARRY Are 1ou 4'dd'ng /e3 T$e1+re so 0or'ng. HERMIOE So 1ou*** 1ou d'dn+t read t$e/3 You d'dn+t &re&are at a223 You+re not &re&ared at a223 HARRY We22) no* But at 2east I $a8e /1 wand*** !/*** I dro&&ed /1*** HERMIOE Here. HARRY He1. Coo2. You+re t$e 0est. HERMIOE Harr1) =ust*** &2ease don+t d'e toda1. I don+t want to see /1 0est 5r'end get eaten 01 a dragon. HARRY He1) re2a:) o4a13 Sa8e t$e tears 5or /1 5unera2* 40
9Enter DRACO and CEDRIC< CERIC So) te22 /e /ore a0out t$'s P'g5arts. I IND 't to 0e 8er1 'nterest'ng*
RACO We22) w$'2e 1ou+re t$ere 1ou $a8e to wear 1our s&a6e su't at a22 t'/es) +6ause t$ere+s no at/os&$ere on Mars) so '5 a s'ng2e do64'ng 0a1 door o&ens) 1ou+22 &ro0a021 d'e* CERIC O$ /1* How dread5u2. RACO We22) t$e good news 's I5 1ou+re a good enoug$ student) Ru/02eroar 2ets 1ou r'de around on $'s 0a64* CERIC And $e,s t$e $ead/aster 2'on3 RACO W$o 6an ta24. CERIC O$. We22) $e22o Harr1* How are 1ou 5ee2'ng toda13 HARRY He1) Cedr'6* Tr1'ng*** to sta1 &os't'8e* CERIC O$) good* I+/ $a&&1 to IND 1ou 'n good s&'r'ts* M'ss Granger3 HERMIOE He22o*** 9HO enters< CHO Sugar &'e3 CERIC M1 dar2'ng* 9HO kisses e#ric on the cheek *< Was t$at a 4'ss 5or good 2u643 CHO No) t$at was =ust 5or 0e'ng so 6otton7&'64'ng 6ute* T$'s one+s 5or good 2u64. 9 kisses E,R! again< HARRY I $ate t$at gu1. HERMIOE It+s o4a1) Harr1* You,re gonna 0e great. 41
9,1-LE,ORE enters< UM%LEORE O$. God. Granger) I t$oug$t 1ou were a Boggart. I,/ terr'5'ed o5 t$ose. And w$at are 1ou do'ng 'n t$e 6$a/&'on,s tent3 Get out o5 $ere. Ten /ore &o'nts. HARRY T$an4s) Her/'one* UM%LEORE Are 1ou 4'ds read1 to 5'g$t a DRAGON333 O5 6ourse 1ou are. You+re =ust 6$'2dren. W$at a/ I t$'n4'ng3 Outs'de o5 t$'s tent are t$ousands u&on t$ousands o5 s6rea/'ng 5ans. T$e1+re e't$er gonna 0e 6$eer'ng 5or YO! 7 or t$e dragon. But e't$er wa1 t$e1+re gonna /a4e so/e 4'nd o5 no'se* So) 'n order 5or t$e se2e6t'on &ro6ess to 0e 5a'r) I a/ go'ng to rando/21 se2e6t a 6ard0oard 6utout s'(e 8ers'on o5 t$e dragon 1ou+22 0e 5a6'ng* or 1ou) Cedr'6 Pu55 t$e /ag'6 dragon* 'g/ent 7 t$e '/ag'nar1 dragon* T$e re2u6tant dragon* And 5or 1ou) Potter T$e Hungar'an Hornta'2. T$e /ost terr'51'ng t$'ng e8er seen 'n 1our w$o2e 2'5e. O4a1) t$ere are no /ore 6o/&2a'ns) I*** HARRY Wa't a se6ond. Wa't a se6ond. T$'s 's terr'51'ng. T$ose are t$e 6utest t$'ngs I+8e e8er seen*** UM%LEORE T$'s t$'ng 's $orr'51'ng. ?ust use 1our '/ag'nat'on* D'sa&&arate* 9,1-LE,ORE e&its an# RON enters < RO M1 god) t$'s 6o/&et't'on 's gonna su64. A22 t$ese dragons are w'/&s. A66'o dou02e stu5* OH) MY GOD. A MONSTER. Is t$at 1ours3. HARRY Yea$. RO O$ /1 god. It+s aweso/e* Let /e $o2d 't* O$ /1 god) t$'s t$'ng 's terr'51'ng. I $o&e t$e rea2 t$'ng 's s/a22er. Grrrrr. W$at are 1ou gonna do3 HARRY I don+t 4now I+/ not 6ut out 5or t$'s 4'nda*** 9HER!ONE enters< HERMIOE Ron. Ron) 1ou 6an+t 0e 'n $ere. T$'s 's t$e 6$a/&'ons tent. SAPE M'ss Granger. W$at t$e de8'2 are 1ou do'ng 'n t$e 6$a/&'on,s tent3 Ten &o'nts 5ro/ Gr155'ndor.
HARRY A RO T$an4s) Her/'one. 42
RO Good 2u64) 0udd1. B1e Sna&e. (RON an# HER!ONE e&it) SAPE B1e. Cedr'6 D'ggor1 Now 's 1our 6$an6e to 5a6e 1our dragon* CERIC A22 r'g$t) 5e22ows* 5e22ows* W's$ /e 2u64. CHO I 0e2'e8e 'n 1ou. CERIC T$at+s a22 I needed to $ear. 9E,R! e&its< e&its< HARRY He1 Ma25o1) te22 1ou w$at I+22 2et 1ou sw't6$ dragons w't$ /e* I+22 g'8e 1ou t$e 6$an6e to sw't6$ dragons w't$ /e. I g'8e 1ou t$at o&&ortun't1* RACO H//) 2et /e t$'n4 a0out*** no. HARRY Co/e on. I+22 g'8e 1ou /1 Gus$ers* RACO O$) no* No* I $a8e a 5ru't7017t$e75oot* SAPE C$o C$ang) 1our dragon awa'ts. CHO We22) I 6an+t IMAGINE '5 t$'s wou2d 0e 8er1 $ard3 SAPE T$en I IMAGINE 't won+t 0e. 9HO e&its< e&its< HARRY Co/e on. Te22 1ou w$at I+22 t$row 'n /1 Tedd1 Gra$a/s w't$ Gus$ers So 1ou 6an /a4e a 2'tt2e Gus$er7tedd1 gra$a/ sandw'6$* RACO A22 r'g$t) 1ou 1ou t$row 'n t$at &a64 &a64 o5 Bug2es Bug2es and 1ou 1ou got 1ourse25 1ourse25 a dea2* dea2*
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HARRY A0so2ute21 A0so2ute21 not. SAPE Dra6o Ma25o1*** 9,RAO e&its< e&its< HARRY Pro5essor Sna&e) 's t$ere an1 wa1 t$at I 6an 5or5e't or sw't6$ dragons3 Or /a10e*** W$at3.3 W$at are 1ou do'ng3 SAPE I+/ &rote6t'ng 1ou) Potter. We2s$ Green0a64s 6an+t STAND t$e taste o5 Hunt,s to/ato 4et6$u&* HARRY But I+/ not 5'g$t'ng a We2s$ Green0a64* I+/ 5'g$t'ng a Hungar'an Hornta'2* SAPE O$) we22 s'221 /e. Hunt,s to/ato 4et6$u& 's w$at Hungar'an Hornta'2s 2'4e 0est o5 a22* Good 2u64) Potter. 9SNA2E e&its an# HARRY enters the arena 'ille# with stu#ents an# ,1-LE,ORE < ,1-LE,ORE < UM%LEORE And now Harr1 Potter Potter w'22 0att2e 0att2e t$e terr'51'ng terr'51'ng Hungar'an Hungar'an Hornta'2) Hornta'2) t$e /ost /ost terr'58'ng t$'ng 1ou+8e 1ou+8e e8er seen 'n 1our w$o2e 2'5e* It s$ou2d 0e noted) t$at t$'s &art'6u2ar dragon $as not 0een 5ed 'n two wee4s. HERMIOE Co/e on) Harr1. You 6an do 't) Harr1. T$'n4 &os't'8e. 9,RA"ON enters< enters< HARRY O$ /1 god. A66'o Gu'tar. "6 # HEY RA$O HEY DRAGON YO! DON,T HAVE TO DO THIS LET,S RE7EVA RE7 EVAL!ATE L!ATE O!R OPTIONS THROW AWAY AWAY O!R OLD PRES!MPTIONS >CA!SE REALLY YO! DON,T GOTTA GO THRO!GH THIS THI S I,M REALLY R EALLY NOT THAT SPECIAL THE BOY WHO LIVED IS ONLY LESH AND BONE THE TR!TH IS IN THE END I,M PRETTY !SELESS WITHO!T RIENDS IN ACT I,M ALONE ?!ST LI#E NOW B!T ANYHOW 44
I SPEND MY TIME AT SCHOOL TRYING TO BE THIS COOL G!Y I NEVER EVEN AS#ED OR I DON,T #NOW ANY SPELLS STILL MANAGE TO DO WELL B!T THERE,S ONLY SO LONG THAT CAN LAST OR I,M LIVING O THE GLORY O SOME ST!PID CHILDREN,S STORY I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH I ?!ST SAT THERE AND GOT L!C#Y L!C #Y SO LEVEL WITH ME B!DDY I CAN,T DEEAT THEE SO PLEASE DON,T EAT ME ALL I CAN DO IS SING A SONG OR YO! LALALALALA RA$O RARARARARA HARRY LALALALALA LALALA YO! NEVER AS#ED TO BE A DRAGON I NEVER AS#ED TO BE B E A CHAMPION WE BOTH ?!ST ?!MPED ON THIS BAND WAGON B!T ALL WE NEED IS G!ITAR ?AMMING LALALALALA RA$O RARARARARA HARRY LALALALALA LALALA HARRY GOODNIGHT) DRAGON ) J) K*** I 0eat t$e dragon. Ac ! Scene : # $rea Ha// 9SNA2E starts on stage< stage < SAPE
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Attent'on a22 Hogwarts students. Ton'g$t 's our Annua2 Yu2e Ba22 so &2ease 0e read1 to &'64 u& 1our Yu2e Ba22 wreat$ and g'8e 't to t$at s&e6'a2 so/eone* A$. G'nger. 9"!NNY enters an# SNA2E e&its. HO an# so$e 'rien#s enter as well. < $IY O$) $e1 Harr1 Potter*** HARRY H' G'nn1* $IY an61 see'ng 1ou $ere) a$3 HARRY We22) 't+s t$e 6a5eter'a) so) 1ea$*** $IY So** t$e Yu2e Ba22 's 6o/'ng u&*** HARRY Yea$) I 4now 't 's*** 8er1 8er1 soon) 1ea$*** $IY Were 1ou t$'n4'ng o5 go'ng w't$ an10od13 HARRY I was* I was a6tua221 =ust wa't'ng 5or t$e r'g$t t'/e to as4 so/e0od1* I t$'n4***I t$'n4 t$e t'/e+s a0out now) so '5 1ou $a8e so/et$'ng to sa1) =ust*** get 't out) 0e6ause77 $IY 9s6rea/< HARRY O$) 's t$'s 5or /e3 G'nn1) $ow d'd 1ou 4now t$at I needed a wreat$) so I 6an as4 C$o C$ang3 You+re t$e 0est. $IY O$) Harr1 Potter* ?ust*** 5orget 't... 9"!NNY e&its< HARRY A2r'g$t) I w'22. Coo2. He1. He1) C$o C$ang) 2'sten*** I 4now t$e Yu2e Ba22+s 6o/'ng u&) and I was wonder'ng '5) /a10e 1ou wanted to go w't$ /e) B!T =ust 'n 6ase 1ou+re 4'nd o5 on t$e 5en6e a0out 't) 1ou s$ou2d 4now t$at I &2a1 gu'tar and t$at I 6on@uered t$e dragon,s $eart w't$ 't) so I t$'n4) I 6on@uer 1ours* "8 # CHO CHA$ YO!,RE TALL AND !N AND PRETTY 46
YO!,RE REALLY) REALLY S#INNY CHO CHANG I,M THE MIC#EY TO YO!R MINNIE YO!,RE THE TIGGER TO MY WINNIE CHO CHANG YO!,RE C!TER THAN A G!INEA PIG I,LL TA#E YO! !P TO WINEPEG THAT,S IN CANADA. CHO CHO CHO CHO CHO CHANG. W$ate8er*** CHO M1. Harr1 Potter. B2ess 1our $eart. But I $a8e to sa1 no* T$at 1oung stra&&'ng 0o1) Cedr'6 D'ggor1 a2read1 as4ed /e and I =ust go w't$ $'/* Sorr1*** Co/e on) g'r2s. Let+s go s$ow Moan'ng M1rt2e our 0a22 gowns and /a4e 5un o5 $er 0e6ause s$e 6an+t go. 9HO an# girls e&it < RO He1 t$ere) good 0udd1. How+re 1ou do'ng3 HARRY O4a1*** RO Is t$at a Yu2e Ba22 wreat$3 HARRY Yea$; RO W$o 1ou gonna as43 HARRY We22) I+8e as4ed C$o C$ang) 0ut s$e turned /e down 5or Cedr'6 Stu&er1. RO O$ /1 god) t$e1+re go'ng toget$er3 T$at+s so great. I 2o8e $'/. T$e1 are su6$ a 6ute 6ou&2e*** HARRY No. No. RO I $ate $'/. I $ate $'/ so /u6$. O$ /1 god. Wow. O$ /an) t$at su64s) dude* I don+t 4now w$1 s$e turned 1ou down) 1ou+re 2'4e t$e 6oo2est gu1 'n s6$oo2. HARRY I 4now) I don+t get 't. I &2a1 gu'tar) I+/ Harr1 Potter. I+/ aweso/e. 47
RO Ree6e,s &'e6es3 HARRY Yea$* I don+t get 't) /an* I /ean I guess I w'22 =ust go as stag) $u$3 RO I+22 &ro0a021 go stag) too* T$e on21 two g'r2s t$at I 4now) t$at don+t $a8e dates a2read1) are G'nn1 9 bbt)***and Her/'one 9 bbt)* HARRY O$ /1 god. RO I+/ not go'ng w't$ /1 stu&'d s'ster. HARRY And I t$'n4 o5 Her/'one as s'ster) so t$at+s out. RO We are 'n su6$ a &u((2e* 9NE+!LLE enters< EVILLE H') 2oo4 at t$ese stra&&'ng 1oung /en* RO H') Ne8'22e* HARRY He1) Ne8'22e* Want t$'s Yu2e Ba22 wreat$3 EVILLE We22) 1ea$) '5 1ou+re w'22'ng to &art t$an I w'22 ta4e t$'s 5or 1ou* HARRY He1) Ron Let+s go $ang out w't$ Hagr'd* He 6an tea6$ us $ow to dan6e and we 6an get 'nto our dress ro0es* RO T$at 6an on21 2ead to d'saster and $'2ar't1* Let+s go. Poor Her/'one) I don,t t$'n4 an1one,s as4ed $er 1et 0e6ause s$e,s so 0utt ug21* 9HARRY an# RON e&it < 9"OYLE enters< $OYLE G'8e t$at &2ant) nerd. EVILLE A$$$. 9NE+!LLE e&its< 48
$OYLE O$) Go12e ru2es. 9,RAO an# RA--E enter < RACO So an1wa1) It was re2u6tant enoug$ at 5'rst) 0ut I 2ured 't out o5 'ts 6age w't$ an u&s'de down 6a4e) And I 2assoed 't w't$ /1 ru't7017t$e75oot and 0e$eaded 't w't$ a @u'64 s2'6'ng76$ar/* B2ood1 5oo2* W$at3.3 Go12e3 W$at are 1ou do'ng w't$ t$at wreat$3 W$at) are 1ou go'ng to as4 so/eone to t$e Yu2e70a223 $OYLE N***n**no. Dan6'ng+s 5or nerds. CRA%%E And &rett1 g'r2s. RACO R'g$t* Do 1ou 4now w$o t$e 2ast g'r2 I+d $a8e as4ed to t$e Yu2e Ba22 wou2d 0e3 T$at Her/'one Granger* Not e8en '5 we were t$e 2ast two &eo&2e on eart$ and s$e 2oo4ed a0so2ute21 stunn'ng 'n $er 0a22 gown so e8er1 t'/e I 2oo4ed at $er) I got 0utter52'es 'n /1 tu//1* Not e8en t$en* T$e1 don+t e8en $a8e dan6es at P'g5arts* A22 t$e no'se wou2d d'stur0 Ru/02eroar,s s2u/0er'ng 6u0s* $OYLE Dan6'ng 's 5or Pans'es* 9Enter 2ANSY < RACO He1* You t$ere) w$at+s 1our na/e3
PASY Pans1* RACO Per5e6t. You+re go'ng to t$e Yu2e Ba22 w't$ /e* You see t$at dragon3 We22) 't was re2u6tant enoug$ at 5'rst) 0ut I 2ured 't out o5 'ts 6age*** 9,RAO* 2ANSY* RA--E* an# "OYLE e&it an# 31!RRELLORT enters < 0UIRRELL Yu2e Ba22 de6orat'ng76rew. ?ust t$e Yu2e Ba22 de6orat'ng 6rew 6o/'ng t$roug$* Last /'nute de6orat'ons* M1 Lord. T$e Yu2e70a22 $as 5'na221 arr'8ed and I+8e 0roug$t t$e 4e1* VOLEMORT Yes) I #NOW) "u'rre22* I HEAR e8er1t$'ng 1ou HEAR. 0UIRRELL I+/ sorr1* VOLEMORT 49
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0UIRRELL Ner8ous3 VOLEMORT No* 0UIRRELL W$13 VOLEMORT I don+t wanna ta24 a0out 't* 0UIRRELL He1. It+s =ust /e* You 6an te22 /e an1t$'ng* You 4now t$at* VOLEMORT Yea$) 1ea$* You+re r'g$t) 1ou+re r'g$t* I+/ =ust ner8ous 0e6ause we+8e 0een &2ann'ng t$'s n'g$t 5or so 2ong) and*** I want e8er1t$'ng to go &er5e6t21) 1ou 4now3 0UIRRELL Don+t worr1* We+8e /a&&ed out e8er1t$'ng* We+8e ant'6'&ated e8er1 2'tt2e &ro02e/ and 6o/&ensated 5or 't* We+8e e8en &re&ared w$at 1ou+re go'ng to sa1 to Potter w$en 1ou see $'/* So =ust 6oo2 down* Re2a:* B1 t$e end o5 t$e n'g$t 1ou+22 $a8e 1our re8enge and 1our 0od1 0a64*
VOLEMORT You+re r'g$t) 1ou+re r'g$t) I+/ 0e'ng***s'221* But) 1ou 4now) "u'rre22) o8er t$e 2ast 1ea$) I+8e rea221 grown atta6$ed to 1ou* No &un 'ntended* 0UIRRELL Yea$) I 4now w$at 1ou /ean* But $e1. We+22 st'22 $ang out* ?ust 0e6ause we won+t 0e atta6$ed) doesn+t /ean we+22 0e two 6o/&2ete21 d'55erent &eo&2e* No &un 'ntended* VOLEMORT No) no. O5 6ourse not. O5 6ourse not*** He1) "u'rre22* We s$ou2d /a4e &2ans* 0UIRRELL E8'2 &2ans3 VOLEMORT O$***a$***No3 Casua2 &2ans* L'4e go ro22er02ad'ng on Saturda1) and t$en see a /o8'e at n'g$t* 0UIRRELL Yea$* It+22 0e great 0e6ause we+22 0ot$ 0e a02e to wat6$ 't 5or a 6$ange* VOLEMORT
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0UIRRELL And $a8e t$e &r'8a61 o5 /1 o2d 2'5e 0a64 aga'n* T$e so2'tude*** VOLEMORT Now) w$ate8er $a&&ens ton'g$t) /an) 't+s 0een a 02ast. 0UIRRELL Yea$* One 6ra(1 1ear. VOLEMORT Yea$. 0UIRRELL He1. Pro/'se we+22 go ro22er02ad'ng and see t$at /o8'e. VOLEMORT O$) /an* I &ro/'se. O4a1* "u'rre22) Let+s go &2ant t$at 4e1 and s&2't* Pun 'ntended. 9SNA2E enters< SAPE O$) Pro5essor "u'rre22* W$at on eart$ are 1ou do'ng 'n t$e great dan6e $a223 ?ust /o/ents 0e5ore t$e dan6e3 0UIRRELL ?ust*** de6orat'ng 5or t$e Yu2e Ba22* Last /'nute de6orat'ons* ?ust one 5'na2 tou6$* SAPE A 2ad2e3 0UIRRELL A 8er1 s&e6'a2 2ad2e 5or a 8er1 s&e6'a2 n'g$t 5or a 8er1 s&e6'a2 &un6$* SAPE And w$at+s so s&e6'a2 a0out 't3 0UIRRELL Let+s =ust sa1 t$ere+s*** S@u'rt 'n 't* SAPE S@u'rt3.3 Is t$at not t$e 5a8or'te dr'n4 o5 one Harr1 Potter3 0UIRRELL Is 't3 I $ad no 'dea. We22) we 0etter 0e go'ng*** SAPE We3.3
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SAPE O4a1) we22) I+22 see 1ou 2ater t$en* 0UIRRELL Or /a10e 1ou won+t. SAPE Or /a10e I w'22. 0UIRRELL E:6use /e* 931!RRELLORT e&its as ,1-LE,ORE enters< UM%LEORE No) e:6use /e* It was /1 5au2t* He1 Se8erus. SAPE O$) a$ Head/aster. UM%LEORE W$at are 1ou do'ng $ere3 You+re gett'ng so/e &un6$) are 1ou3 SAPE O$) no) no. T$ere+s S@u'rt 'n t$ere. UM%LEORE On21 Harr1 Potter 2'4es t$at 6ra&* I+22 st'64 to /1 Red Bu22* T$an4 1ou 8er1 /u6$* SAPE We22) good n'g$t) $ead/aster* UM%LEORE Ser8erus) I*** I sa8ed t$'s 2ast dan6e 5or 1ou* SAPE We22) I wou2d) $ead/aster) 0ut 1ou see) we22) an o2d 5r'end 's 6o/'ng 0a64 'nto town ton'g$t* Ac ! Scene !; # $rea Ha// < Y=/e %a// 9 At the Yule -all* eole are #ancing < HARRY He1) Ron* RO 52
He1) w$at+s u&3 How+s 't go'ng3 Ha8e 1ou seen Her/'one an1w$ere3 HARRY No I $a8en+t* RO S$oot* HARRY W$at3 RO Not$'ng) not$'ng* It+s =ust) 1ou 4now***I $eard Par8at' Pat'2 te22'ng Pad/a Pat'2 s$e+d seen Her/'one 'n t$e g'r2s, 2o64er roo/ 0e5ore) 6r1'ng $er e1es out on t$e 0at$roo/ sta22* HARRY Cr1'ng3 W$13 RO I don+t 4now) 's t$at not t$e saddest t$'ng 1ou e8er $eard3 I /ean) I don+t 4now) 't+s =ust***It was 'ne8'ta02e t$at one da1 Her/'one wou2d rea2'(e t$at no gu1 wou2d e8er 2'4e $er* You 4now) 0e6ause $er o0no:'ous &ersona2't1) $er ug21 5a6e) $er /'ss$a&en 0od1***1ou 4now) 't+s =ust*** I don+t 4now) I 5'gured t$at s$e+d 0e gett'ng at 2east one n'g$t o5 $a&&'ness) 0e5ore s$e rea2'(ed s$e+s gonna 0e grow'ng o2d a2one) 1ou 4now3 RACO He1) are 1ou two o8er $ere ta24'ng a0out Granger3 HARRY Ma25o1 get out o5 $ere) 't+s none o5 1our 0us'ness* W$1 don+t 1ou go dan6'ng w't$ 1our Pans1 o8er t$ere3 RACO He1. Go get /e so/e &un6$. PASY O4a1* O$) I s$ou2d te22 1ou t$ere+s S@u'rt 'n 't* RACO S@u'rt3.3 Ne8er /'nd) I+22 STAY de$1drated. Go &owder 1our nose or so/et$'ng* PASY I =ust 5':ed /1 /a4e u& a 2'tt2e w$'2e ago* RACO Trust /e You need /ore &owder. S$e+s a &a'n 'n t$e 0utt) r'g$t3 So an1wa1 Stranger+s not around $ere3 Pro0a021 5or t$e 0etter. No one wou2d 0e a02e to 4ee& t$e'r $u//us and &'ta 6$'&s down w't$ t$at ug21 /ug o5 $ers dan6'ng a0out. RO W$1 don+t 1ou =ust g'8e $er a 0rea4 5or on6e) o4a1) Ma25o13
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RACO W$1 de5end'ng $er) Weas2e13 Ha8e a 6rus$3 RO No* No) w$1 a22 t$e 'nsu2ts) Ma25o13 Co8er'ng u& a 6rus$3 RACO O$. R'g$t) r'g$t. L'4e I+d e8er $a8e a 6rus$ on t$at stu&'d*** CHO O$ /1 GOSH. S$e 2oo4s so 0eaut'5u2) 02ess $er $eart. "9 # $RA$ER A$ER RO HERE I AM ACE TO ACE WITH A SIT!ATION I NEVER THO!GHT I,D EVER SEE STRANGE HOW A DRESS CAN TA#E A MESS AND MA#E HER NOTHING LESS THAN BEA!TI!L TO ME IT SEEMS LI#E MY EYES HAVE BEEN TRANSIG!RED SOMETHING DEEP INSIDE HAS CHANGED THEY+VE BEEN OPEN WIDE) B!T HOLD THAT TRIGGER THIS CO!LD MEAN DANGER I+M ALLING IN LOVE) ALLING IN LOVE) ALLING IN LOVE I CO!LD BE ALLING IN LOVE) ALLING IN LOVE) ALLING IN LOVE WITH HERMIONE GRANGER RACO WHAT3 WHAT THE HEC# IS THIS3 YO! E%PECT ME TO SING ABO!T HER3 I DON+T CARE ABO!T HER IT+S ?!ST A LITTLE MA#E !P DRACO) WA#E !P I+M MISTA#EN SHE IS THE HOTTEST GIRL I+VE EVER SEEN NOW BECA!SE SHE+S LI#E A GIRL I+VE NEVER SEEN DON+T #NOW WHY I+D EVER BE SO MEAN) THIS CO!LD MEAN DANGER. I+M ALLING IN LOVE) ALLING IN LOVE) ALLING IN LOVE I CO!LD BE ALLING IN LOVE) ALLING IN LOVE) ALLING IN LOVE WITH HERMIONE GRANGER 54
RACO A RO I WANNA LET HER #NOW**** RACO I EEL SO "!EE-Y RACO A RO B!T I CAN+T LET IT SHOW**** RO SHE+D LA!GH) POOR WEASLEY RO COME ON RON RACO DRACO TO$ETHER YO! GOTTA LET IT GO YO! GOTTA LET IT GO MAL,OY WHAT3 WHAT THE HEC# IS THIS3 I WANT TO SING ABO!T HER SING ABO!T HER I WANT TO MA#E !P GRANGER WA#E !P
RO HERE I AM ACE TO ACE WITH A SIT!ATION I NEVER THO!GHT I,D EVER SEE STRANGE HOW A DRESS CAN TA#E A MESS AND MA#E HER NOTHING LESS THAN
I,VE BEEN MISTA#EN
BEA!TI!L TO ME
SHE IT SEEMS LI#E IS THE HOTTEST GIRL I+VE EVER SEEN MY EYES HAVE BEEN TRANSIG!RED NOW >CA!SE SOMETHING DEEP SHE+S LI#E A GIRL I+VE NEVER SEEN INSIDE HAS CHANGED DON+T #NOW WHY THEY+VE BEEN OPEN WIDE I+D EVER BE SO MEAN B!T HOLD THAT TRIGGER THIS CO!LD MEAN DANGER
THIS CO!LD MEAN DANGER
TO$ETHER I+M ALLING IN LOVE) ALLING IN LOVE) ALLING IN LOVE I CO!LD BE ALLING IN LOVE) ALLING IN LOVE) ALLING IN LOVE WITH HERMIONE GRANGER WITH HERMIONE GRANGER WITH HERMIONE GRANGER DANGER.
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HARRY W$at3 RO I 6an+t 0e2'e8e s$e+s dan6'ng w't$ e8er gu1 0ut /e) T$at 's so stu&'d)t$at+s so*** HARRY W$1 do 1ou e8en 6are /an3 RO I don+t. I don+t 6are* I don+t 6are and t$at+s w$at I+/ gonna go u& and te22 $er. I+/ gonna go and sa1 I don+t 6are w$at 1ou do. And s$e+s gonna 5ee2 so 5rea4'ng stu&'d* S$e 's gonna 5ee2 2'4e su6$ an 'd'ot. HARRY L'sten Ron) 1ou,re a6t'ng 2'4e a rea2 =er4* HERMIOE He1) gu1s. HARRY He1) Her/'one. He1) 1ou 2oo4 great. You 2oo4 wonder5u2. HERMIOE T$an4s. Yea$) 1ou 4now) I used to t$'n4 2oo4s weren+t '/&ortant and now I t$'n4 t$e1,re /ore '/&ortant t$an an1t$'ng. It+s =ust) I+/ $a8'ng so /u6$ 5un) dan6'ng w't$ e8er1one*** RO Wow) Her/'one) w$en d'd 1ou 0e6o/e so s$a22ow) w$en3 HERMIOE W$at 's wrong w't$ 1ou) Ron3 RO Not$'ng. Not$'ng+s wrong w't$ /e. W$1 don+t 1ou =ust go as4 Long0otto/ to dan6e) $u$3 HERMIOE You 4now w$at3 Ma10e I w'22. RO I s$owed $er* HARRY Wa't a se6ond. Wa't a $ot se6ond. I 4now w$at+s go'ng on $ere. You+8e got a 6rus$. A22 r'g$t* Ron) 2'sten to /e now* Here,s so/e ad8'6e t$'s /a1 sound 6ra(1) 0ut g'r2s don+t rea221 2'4e 't w$en 1ou+re angr1 at t$e/) /u6$ 2ess w$en 1ou s$out at t$e/* Now /a10e 1ou s$ou2d =ust go o8er t$ere and te22 $er $ow /u6$ 1ou 6are a0out $er) o4a13 Ma10e s$e+d as4 1ou to dan6e* 56
RO W$at3 No) no. >Cause t$en s$e+d 4now I 2'4ed $er. And 1ou a2wa1s 4now) t$at 1ou don+t te22 a g'r2 1ou 2'4ed $er* +Cause 't /a4es 1ou 2oo4 2'4e an 'd'ot* HARRY I 4now t$at e8er1 t'/e 1ou te22 a g'r2 1ou 2'4e $er 1ou 2oo4 2'4e an 'd'ot) 0ut 't,s 'ne8'ta02e* It+s so/et$'ng 1ou $a8e to do. O4a13 And w$at $a8e 1ou got to 2ose3 Loo4 at our ro0es. I5 we dressed 2'4e t$'s 'n t$e /ugg2e wor2d) we wou2d get our 0utts 4'64ed. You $a8e not$'ng to 2ose) a0so2ute21 not$'ng* S$e &ro0a021 wants to dan6e w't$ 1ou =ust as /u6$ as 1ou wanna dan6e w't$ $er* 9Notices "!NNY < You =ust gotta*** g'8e $er*** a 6$an6e. You gotta go and /a10e 5'nd so/et$'ng s&e6'a2) and***t$e w$o2e t'/e 1ou =ust d'dn,t rea221 $a8e t$e guts to ***sa1 an1t$'ng* RO Harr1) w$ere are 1ou go'ng3 I+/ st'22 /ad and sad* HARRY Ho2d on. HP 's go'ng to ta4e $'s own ad8'6e now* He1) G'nn1* $IY He1) Harr1* HARRY Can I s't down3 $IY A$***1ea$***sure*** HARRY Soooooooo***How 's Hogwarts3 $IY You 4now) 't+s o4a1* A6tua221 I was rea221 e:6'ted to 6o/e $ere) 0ut***now t$at I+/ $ere*** I =ust don+t t$'n4 I 0e2ong* HARRY O$ 1ea$) I tota221 4now) w$at 1ou /ean* $IY !$) no) 1ou don,t* You+re Harr1 Potter* HARRY Yea$ I 4now* L'4e 5or e2e8en 1ears I was t$'s du/0 4'd t$at got t$e 6ra& 4'64ed out o5 /e under a sta'r6ase) now 't+s 2'4e 1ou+re a w'(ard. You $a8e a22 t$ese &owers. And e8er1t$'ng+s on 6oo2 a22 o5 a sudden* It+s we'rd) 't+s 4'nd o5 'so2at'ng. No) I+/ sorr1) now I+/ 6o/&2a'n'ng a0out 0e'ng 5a/ous) I+/ sorr1* $IY No) I understand* It+s***2'4e w$en 1ou 5'rst got $ere and no0od1 wanted to get to 4now 1ou 0e6ause t$e1 t$oug$t t$at t$e1 4new 1ou a2read1) 0ut***e8entua221 1ou+22 5'nd &eo&2e t$at+22 want to get to 4now 1ou 5or t$e rea2 1ou.
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HARRY Now G'nn1) I 5ee2 2'4e I a2read1 $a8e 5ound t$ese &eo&2e and I ta4e t$e/ 5or granted* So te22 1ou w$at Co/e on. Do 1ou wanna dan6e3 It+s t$e w$o2e &o'nt o5 t$e e8en'ng* I gotta warn 1ou I 2earned a22 /1 0est dan6e /o8es 5ro/ Hagr'd) so***I+/ not t$at great* $IY O$) I+/ sure 1ou+22 0e 5'ne* Wow. Harr1 Potter. I don+t 6are w$at an10od1 sa1s* You+re t$e 0est dan6er t$at e8er was. HARRY I+8e a 6on5ess'on to /a4e) G'nn1* T$ese s$oes r'g$t $ere***t$e1 are /ag'6a2 en6$anted dan6'ng s$oes* $IY O$ wow1) Harr1 Potter. HARRY I+/ /ess'ng w't$ 1ou. I+/ =ust aweso/e at dan6'ng* 9RON cuts into NE+!LLE an# HER!ONE < EVILLE He1. HERMIOE Ou6$. RO A2r'g$t) I te22 1ou) w$en 1ou rea221 dan6 w't$ Ne8'22e 't+s w$en 1ou 6rossed t$e 2'ne) o4a13 Beat 't. Get out o5 $ere. Co/e $ere* COME HERE. HERMIOE OW. W$1 are 1ou 0e'ng so /ean to /e3 RO I+M NOT BEING MEAN. HERMIOE Ow. Yes) 1ou are. You 4now) e8er1 da1 e8er1one 's tr1'ng to &ut /e down) and on t$e one da1 I a6tua221 5ee2 2'4e a &erson 1ou+re tr1'ng to ru'n 't. W$at 's wrong w't$ 1ou) Ron3.3 Co/e on*** RACO Weas2e1. T$e 2ad1 sa'd NO. HERMIOE Not 1ou) too. You 4now w$at) I+/ so s'64 o5 0ot$ o5 1ou. I HATE YO! BOTH.. 9HER!ONE slas RON an# ,RAO< RACO W$at d'd 1ou sa1 to $er3
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RACO A RO I+/ 02eed'ng. I+/ 02eed'ng. Loo4 at t$'s. Loo4 at t$'s. HARRY G'nn1*** G'nn1) I+/ 5ee2'ng 4'nd o5 d'((1* $IY Ma10e we s$ou2d sto& s&'nn'ng* It+s 5ro/ a22 t$'s s&'nn'ng) $u$3 HARRY We $a8e sto&&ed s&'nn'ng* 9kiss< Wa't. No. No) no) no) no. I 6an+t*** I 6an+t do t$'s***1ou+re***You+re G'nn1 Weas2e1) 1ou+re /1 0est 5r'end+s 2'tt2e s'ster) 1ou+re Ron Weas2e1,s s'ster. I+/ sorr1) G'nn1) I 6an+t do 't. I+/ sorr1. 9 "!NNY e&its while cr%ing < He1 C$o. He1) $e1) 6o/e on) dan6e w't$ /e. I+/ Harr1 Potter) 2et+s go. CERIC E:6use /e) I 0e2'e8e I was dan6'ng w't$ t$e 2ad1. HARRY Yea$ and I+/***6utt'ng 'n. CERIC We22) I IND t$at to 0e 8er1 rude. HARRY A2r'g$t) Cedr'6) w$1 don+t we IND out) w$at t$e 2ad1 $as to sa1 a0out 't3 CHO O$ 0o1s) t$ere 's no need to 5'g$t a 2'tt2e on /e. But 01 t$e wa1s Cedr'6 t$'n4s 1ou 6$eated on t$e dragon+s tas4*** HARRY CHEATED3 Are 1ou 4'dd'ng /e3 T$at t$'ng was tr1'ng to eat /e. I was 'n 'ts /out$. CERIC E:a6t21. But w$at went on 'n t$ere3 I+d 2'4e to IND out. HARRY A2r'g$t) t$at 's 't D'ggor1) we+re due2'ng) 2et+s go. CHO O$) Godr'6,s Ho22ow* A22 t$'s e:6'te/ent 's /a4'ng /e t$'rst1. HARRY O$) C$o. I+22 get 1ou so/et$'ng to dr'n4. I+22 get 1ou so/e &un6$. CERIC 59
No. I+22 get t$e &un6$. HARRY No) I+22 get t$e &un6$. CERIC 'ne. Ha8e t$e &un6$. 9E,R! unches HARRY < CHO You d'd 't. HARRY Cedr'6 D'ggor1) I+/ gonna 4'22 1ou... 9HARRY tries to hit E,R! with the la#le* but the% are both transorte# to the gra/e%ar# < Ac ! Scene !! # $ra>e4ard CERIC W$ere are we3 HARRY I don+t 4now) Cedr'6* So/eone &un6$ed /e 'n t$e 5a6e and /1 sense o5 d're6t'on got a 2'tt2e goo5ed u&. CERIC We22) 't see/s 62ear to /e now) t$at t$at &un6$ 2ad2e was a &ort74e1* And now) t$an4s to 1ou. 7 we+8e 0ot$ 0een trans&orted to so/e /1ster1 2o6at'on. HARRY Br'22'ant Cedr'6. We22) 1ou+re a Hu552e&u55) so w$1 don+t 1ou IND a wa1 out o5 t$'s &2a6e) o4a13 CERIC Harr1 I t$'n4 I O!ND so/et$'ng. It a&&ears to 0e a $eadstone* We /ust 0e 'n so/e sort o5 gra8e1ard* To/ R'dd2e) Mar1 R'dd2e) T$o/s R'dd2e***R'dd2e /e t$'s) e$ Potter3 HARRY Cedr'6) I don+t 4now a0out t$'s &2a6e) I t$'n4 we gotta get out o5 $ere* CERIC Harr1) 1ou+re a Gr155'ndor* W$ere+s 1our sense o5 ad8enture3 HARRY God. Cedr'6) 1ou+re so anno1'ng) o4a13 You+re 2'4e t$'s gu1) t$at+s =ust around a22 t$e t'/e) w$en I don+t need a gu1 around. You+re t$'s s&are gu1 a22 t$e t'/e. T$e s&are dude. You+re su6$ a s&are. 931!RRELLORT enters< VOLEMORT 60
#'22 t$e s&are. A8ada #eda8ra. CERIC T$ere are so /an1 regrets*** I+/ dead. HARRY O$) /1 w'(ard7god. 0UIRRELL Not so 5ast. Petr'5'6us tota2us. HARRY Pro5essor "u'rre22) 1ou =ust 4'22ed Cedr'6. 0UIRRELL Not I) Potter* But &er$a&s 1ou+d 2'4e to see w$o d'd* He+s d1'ng to see 1ou. VOLEMORT Harr1 Potter) t$e Bo1 W$o L'8ed. It+s good to see 1ou aga'n. 9SNA2E enters with so$e other #eath eaters < SAPE T$e 6au2dron 's read1) /1 Lord. HARRY Cau2dron3 W$at are 1ou gonna do) eat /e3 T$at+s gross. VOLEMORT As de2'6'ous a d's$ as I t$'n4 1ou wou2d /a4e) Potter) I need a sto/a6$ o5 /1 own to d'gest 1ou* But I $a8en+t got one o5 t$ose***1et. 931!RRELLORT cli$bs into the caul#ron. SNA2E a##s ingre#ients* inclu#ing a han# * 31!RRELL co$es out o' the caul#ron *< 0UIRRELL It wor4ed. 9+OL,EORT co$es out o' the caul#ron < ": # TO ACE A$AI
VOLEMORT WHEN I WAS A BOY AN ORPHAN BOY I,D LOVE TO MOVE MY EET I,D HEAR A T!NE AND START TO SWOON MY LIE WO!LD SEEM COMPLETE THE OTHER BOYS WO!LD LA!GH AND ?EER B!T I,D CATCH THEM TAPPING THEIR TOES 61
CA!SE WHEN I,D START TO SWAY THEY,D GET CARRIED AWAY AND OH) HOW THE EELING GROWS I,D TA#E MY OOT MY LITTLE OOT AND WITH THAT OOT OH) HOW I,D START TO SHA#E I,D TA#E TWO EET TWO TINY EET HEY LOO#. THAT,S NEAT. IT,S COMING TR!EI I INALLY GET TO DANCE AGAIN. WAHOO. TO DANCE AGAIN I,VE BEEN WAITING ALL THESE YEARS TO DANCE AGAIN NOW) AT ONCE) A CHANCE APPEARS TO HEAR THAT BEAT SO ON YO!R EET IT,S TIME TO DANCE AGAIN. C,/on &otter. I/&er'o. 9+OL,EORT $akes HARRY #ance< YO! TA#E YO!R OOT YO!R LITTLE OOT HEY LOO#. YO!R OOT. SEE HOW IT STARTS TO SHA#E 0UIRRELL Ooo) tr1 $'s ar/s. HOW BO!T A TWIRL. HE,S LI#E A GIRL. HOW OVERD!E. I GET TO INALLY DANCE AGAIN WITH YO!. VOLEMORT A 0UIRRELLL TO DANCE AGAIN. I,VE BEEN WAITING ALL THESE YEARS TO DANCE AGAIN NOW AT ONCE A CHANCE APPEAR SITS LOVELY SWAYING) AND THE M!SIC,S PLAYING SO COME ON. LET,S DANCE AGAIN.
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VOLEMORT EVERYBODY.
EATH EATERS I TA#E MY OOT. VOLEMORT YO! TA#E YO!R OOT EATH EATERS MY LITTLE OOT. VOLEMORT TA#E THAT LITTLE OOT. EATH EATERS AND OH MY OOT. VOLEMORT LEMME HEAR IT NOW. EATH EATERS LOO# HOW IT STARTS TO SHA#E EATH EATERS OH) VOLDY,S BAC# VOLEMORT HELLO WORLD. EATH EATERS OR THE ATTAC# VOLEMORT IM GONNA GETCHA. EATH EATERS HE,LL TA#E OVER THE WORLD) IT,S TR!E B!T IRST THERE,S SOMETHING HE,S GOTTA DO ALL HE+LL DANCE AGAIN. HE,S BEEN WAITING ALL THESE YEARS TO DANCE AGAIN NOW AT ONCE A CHANCE APPEARS VOLEMORT EVERYBODY MA#E WAY OR A PAS DE BO!RRE ALL 63
IT+S TIME TO DANCE IT+S TIME TO DANCE IT,S TIME TO DANCE AGAIN. %ELLATRI? M1 Dar4 Lord. You 2oo4 5a0u2ous. VOLEMORT Be22atr': Lestrange* %ELLATRI? O$) /1 L'ege* Now 't+s go'ng to 0e 2'4e t$e o2d da1s w$en we d'd not$'ng 0ut torture and /urder. VOLEMORT T$e o2d da1s are 0a64) 0a01. %ELLATRI? I 6an+t te22 1ou w$at 't was 2'4e w't$out 1ou. VOLEMORT We22) I+/ ne8er go'ng aga'n. +Cause I+8e 6on@uered deat$. And /1 5'rst &2easure w'22 0e to #ILL Harr1 Potter. T$en ne:t) to ta4e o8er t$e /'n'str1 o5 /ag'6) and ru2e t$e Wor2d OR ALL TIME. %ELLATRI? And 1ou w'22) /1 2ord. But not 1et. or now) we /ust st'64 to t$e &2an* We 02a/e Potter+s /urder on "u'rre22) so t$at 1our return /a1 re/a'n a se6ret* T$e deat$ eaters aren+t &re&ared to ta4e on t$e ent're /'n'str1 o5 /ag'6) /u6$ 2ess Du/02edore and t$e Order o5 t$e P$oen':* 0UIRRELL I+/ sorr1. W$at was t$at a0out /e go'ng to A(4a0an 5or Potter+s /urder3 %ELLATRI? O$. You s$ow re5er to $'/ as /1 2ord) /1 L'ege) or /1 dar4 2ord. VOLEMORT O$ no) no) no****Be22atr':) 't+s 6oo2. "u'rre22,s 6oo2. "u're22,s6oo2. He 's*** O8er t$e 2ast 1ear) $e $as &ro8en $'/se25 to 0e a 8er1 good 5r*** A 8er1 good ser8ant to t$e w'22 o5 t$e dar4 2ord* 0UIRRELL O$) I see so T$o/as ?e55erson and I+/ 1our Sa221 He//'ngs) 's t$at r'g$t3 VOLEMORT No. No "u'rre22* T$at 6a/e out wrong* It+s not 2'4e t$at* 0UIRRELL Isn+t 't3 %ELLATRI? O$) s'2en6e s2a8e. Cru6'o.
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VOLEMORT O$ no.
%ELLATRI? W$at+s t$e /atter3 He+s 1our &awn* You are $'s @ueen* It 's an $onor to ser8e t$e dar4 2ord* No /atter w$at+s t$e tas4. VOLEMORT Are 1ou a2r'g$t3 0UIRRELL D'd 1ou rea221 4now t$e w$o2e t'/e 1ou wou2d 02a/e Potter+s /urder on /e3 VOLEMORT Yes. Yes) I 4new* But t$'ngs $a8e 6$anged o8er t$e 2ast 1ear* I 5ee2 d'55erent 5or 1ou now. 0UIRRELL Don+t tou6$ /e. VOLEMORT How do I e:&2a'n t$'s* It+s 2'4e t$at /o8'e S$e+s a22 t$at* We wat6$ed t$at toget$er* Re/e/0er $ow at t$e end redd'e Pr'6e ?r* turns out to 0e good* 0UIRRELL No. I d'dn+t see t$e end 0e6ause 1ou were wat6$'ng 't w$'2e 1ou were on t$e 0a64 o5 /1 $ead) su64'ng /1 sou2. VOLEMORT We22) I w's$ t$ere was anot$er wa1* But I+8e got to ta4e o8er t$e wor2d. 0UIRRELL We22) t$ere 's. I,22 2et 1ou 4now now t$at 't+s gonna 0e &rett1 $ard to /a4e t$at ro22er02ad'ng date 5ro/ A(4a0an* %ELLATRI? Deat$ eaters) ta4e $'/ awa1. And now 1ou $a8e w$at 1ou wa'ted 5or 5or so 2ong* VOLEMORT W$at3 %ELLATRI? Your 6$an6e to 4'22 Harr1 Potter. VOLEMORT Yes. #'22 Potter. Woa$. W$ere,d $e go3 HARRY You won+t 4'22 /e toda1 Vo2de/ort* But I te22 1ou w$at) I+22 get 1ou so/e &un6$. Ac ! 65
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Ac Scene ! # iagon A//e4@Vo/de2or+s Hideo= (This scenes switches back an# 'orth between the NEWS2A2ER W!8AR,S* +OL,EORT* an# ORNEL!1S 1,"E.) 'IAR ! E:tra. E:tra. Read1 a22 a0out 't. Harr1 Potter) t$e 0o1 w$o 0eat Vo2de/ort now sa1s $e,s 0a64* 'IAR Da'21 Pro&$et. Get 1our Da'21 Pro&$et $ere. Harr1 Potter 8ersus Vo2de/ort) Round J. 'IAR 1 M'n'ster o5 Mag'6) Corne2'us udge /a4es a state/ent* ,U$E I,8e $eard t$ese Vo2de/ort ru/ors and I 5or one s'/&21 don,t 0e2'e8e 't* 'IAR 3 Vo2de/ort ta24s a0out 't on $'s new 2ooTu0e 6$anne2* VOLEMORT I,/ gonna 5'nd Harr1 Potter and I,/ gonna 'nsu2t. 'IAR 5 He a2so does a re8'ew o5 Se8enteen Aga'n* VOLEMORT It was a 2'tt2e s2ow at t$e 0eg'nn'ng) 0ut 6o/e on) 't,s -a6 E5ron* -e5ron* Enoug$ sa'd* ,U$E I,8e seen t$ese so 6a22ed &osts and I st'22 don,t 0e2'e8e 't* T$'s 's a ruse. You,8e a22 0een $oodw'n4ed* 'IAR 6 Pro5essor "u'rre22 6on5esses to /urder o5 Hogwarts, student Cedr'6 D'ggor1 and re6e'8es 2'5e 'n A(4a0an* Ac Scene - # $rea Ha// 9RON and HARRY enter* RON 's eat'ng a 8er1 2arge sna64* Ot$er Hogwarts students 6an enter as we22*< HARRY Ron) t$'s tota221 su64s) /an* RO T$'s 's $orr'02e*
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HARRY Yea$) I 4now* I /ean) 2oo4 at t$'s* It,s terr'02e* Harr1 Potter 8ersus Vo2de/ort) t$e 5'g$t o5 t$e 6entur1* RO Not t$at* It,s Her/'one* It,s =ust 2'4e) I 6an,t get $er out o5 /1 $ead* E8er1 t'/e I 2oo4 at $er) I $a8e t$ese &a'ns 'n /1 6$est and I =ust 4now 't,s $er 5au2t* I,/ =ust not 6ut out 5or t$'s) Harr1) I,/ not* HARRY Yea$ /an) I 4now w$at 1ou /ean* It,s 2'4e w$en 1ou,re tr1'ng to sa8e t$e wor2d and t$e w$o2e wor2d 's =ust aga'nst 1ou* RO No) no) no* T$'s 'sn,t a0out 1ou* W$1 does e8er1 6on8ersat'on we $a8e $a8e to turn 'nto Potterta24* HARRY It,s not Potterta24* RO No* I,/ /'sera02e and a22 1ou 6an do 's ta24 a0out 1ourse25* You,re 2'4e t$e /ost se257a0sor0ed gu1 I 4now* I5 1ou were /'sera02e) I,d 0e t$ere 5or 1ou) 0ut 1ou won,t e8en 2'sten to /e and I,/ s'64 o5 't* So good 2u64 w't$ w$ate8er 1ou were ta24'ng a0out and I $o&e t$at 1ou and Vo2de/ort 2'8e $a&&'21 e8er a5ter 0e6ause /e) I a/ ne8er go'ng to 0e $a&&1 aga'n* So I,/ =ust go'ng to go 6ur2 u& 'n /1 so64 drawer and s2ee& 5or da1s* 9 RON e&its as HER!ONE enters*< HERMIOE Were 1ou =ust ta24'ng to Ron3 HARRY Yea$) I was tr1'ng to te22 $'/ a0out Vo2de/ort* HERMIOE We22) d'd $e sa1 an1t$'ng a0out /e3 HARRY Yea$) $e sa'd77 HERMIOE We22) was one o5 t$e/ an a&o2og1 5or $ow $e treated /e at t$e Yu2e Ba223 HARRY Yea$) I $eard a0out t$at* L'sten) I was wonder'ng '5 1ou $eard a0out a 2'tt2e so/et$'ng* I don,t 4now) t$at Vo2de/ort 's 0a64) Cedr'6 D'ggor1 's dead) Pro5essor "u'rre22 was 6ra(1) and now I $a8e to sa8e t$e wor2d* D'd 1ou $ear t$at) Her/'one3 HERMIOE A6tua221) 1es I $a8e $eard t$ose t$'ngs) Harr1) a0out a t$ousand t'/es 0ut ne8er $a8e t$e1 0een to2d to /e w't$ so /u6$ sass* Dro& t$e att'tude) Harr1 Potter* You are a6t'ng 2'4e Gar5'e2d on a Monda1* 68
HARRY Don,t 1ou t$'n4 I $a8e a r'g$t to 0e a 2'tt2e stressed out3 HERMIOE No* No I don,t* You 4now w$at) t$'s 's =ust 2'4e w't$ t$e dragon) o4a1* I stressed out) I to2d 1ou to &re&are) and 1et 1ou d'dn,t do an1t$'ng and 1ou were 5'ne* You 4now) 1ou =ust &2a1ed 1our 2'tt2e gu'tar* And I don,t 4now w$at 1ou,re 6r1'ng a0out) Harr1* T$'s 's =ust 2'4e w$en 1ou de5eated Vo2de/ort and 1ou were a 0a01* HARRY Her/'one) 6o/e on* You,re t$e 5r'end t$at,s su&&osed to te22 /e to go to t$e 2'0rar1 and tr1 and 5'gure t$'s stu55 out* HERMIOE You 4now w$at) Harr1* I don,t do t$at an1/ore* 9 Walks awa% < 9,RAO enters*< RACO Read 't and wee&) Potter* I $eard Vo2de/ort,s 0a64 and $e,s tr1'ng to 4'22 1ou* W$at do 1ou t$'n4 a0out t$at) Moon S$oes3 HARRY Ma25o1) I don,t see w$1 1ou,re so $a&&1 a0out t$'s* I5 Vo2de/ort,s 0a64) w$'6$ $e 's) 1ou /'g$t as we22 4'ss Hogwarts good01e* You /'g$t as we22 4'ss t$e w$o2e &2anet good01e* RACO #'ss t$e &2anet good01e3 Ha8'ng se6ond t$oug$t a0out P'g5arts) are 1ou3 HARRY Ma25o1) 1ou,re t$e 2ast &erson I want to ta24 to r'g$t now) o4a13 RACO You 4now w$at) as soon as 1ou,re out o5 t$e wa1) I,22 0e t$e 6oo2est 4'd 'n s6$oo2* HERMIOE Ma25o1) t$at w'22 ne8er $a&&en* E8er10od1 $ates 1ou* RACO O$ r'g$t) o4a1* T$'s 6o/'ng 5ro/ Her/'one Stranger* PASY S$e,s r'g$t Ma25o1* S$e,s 6oo2er t$an 1ou now* CHO Yea$) e8en Moan'ng M1rt2e 's 6oo2er t$an 1ou* EVILLE Ta4e t$'s) e:&e22'ar/us* 9,RAO0s ants 'all #own* E/er%one laughs at hi$. SNA2E enters. < 69
SAPE W$at t$e de8'2 's go'ng on $ere3 Dra6o Ma25o1) &u22 t$ose trousers u& at on6e* 9 ,RAO whines*< I don,t want to $ear 't* I need to see 1ou 'n /1 o55'6e) now* 9 SNA2E e&its*< RACO T$'s 's a22 1our 5au2t) Potter* You,22 &a1 5or t$'s* You,22 a22 &a1* 9 ,RAO e&its*< HARRY 9To NE+!LLE < N'6e) 1ou,re t$e /an CHO T$at /ade /e 5ee2 0etter* 9E/er%one e&its e&cet HARRY. "!NNY enters eating a snack.) HARRY G'nn1) w$at,s u&3 I $o&e 1ou $a8e so/et$'ng to sa1 a0out Vo2de/ort* $IY W$o3 HARRY W$ate8er* $IY He1) Harr13 So) we 4'ssed at t$e Yu2e Ba22 and I t$oug$t we were go'ng to 0e toget$er 5ore8er) 0ut we,re not* HARRY Yea$) t$at &rett1 /u6$ su/s 't u&* $IY W$at,s go'ng on3 HARRY G'nn1) t$'s 's w$at,s go'ng on* Don,t 1ou get 't3 E8er1one w$o,s near to /e 's 'n danger* We 6an,t 0e toget$er 0e6ause '5 Vo2de/ort 's 0a64) w$'6$ $e 's) t$en 1ou,re 'n /orta2 &er'2) don,t 1ou get 't3 It,s =ust 2'4e t$'s S&'der/an /o8'e) $a8en,t 1ou seen t$at3 M? and Peter Par4er 6an,t 0e toget$er* $IY But I t$oug$t t$e &o'nt o5 S&'der/an J was t$at M? and Peter Par4er 6ou2d 0e toget$er 'n t$e end* HARRY Yea$) I 4now) 0ut t$e &o'nt o5 S&'der/an K 's e8er1t$'ng su64s and t$en 5a22s a&art* G'nn1) w$at I,/ tr1'ng to sa1 's) I don,t want /1 2'5e to 0e 2'4e S&'der/an K* I $ated t$at /o8'e* I,/ sorr1* It,s /1 2'tt2e wa1 o5 sa1'ng) we22) we 6an,t 0e toget$er* I,/ sorr1) G'nn1* $IY 9Starts cr%ing an# e&its< I,/ su6$ and 'd'ot* 70
9,1-L,ORE enters while #isguise# *< UM%LEORE He1) Potter* It,s /e* HARRY W$o are 1ou3 UM%LEORE It,s Du/02edore. HARRY O$* UM%LEORE L'sten) Harr1) I,8e got so/e 8er1 '/&ortant t$'ngs I got to te22 1ou* HARRY O$) a0out Vo2de/ort3 UM%LEORE Yes* T$'ngs t$at are a0so2ute21 6ru6'a2 5or 1ou to 4now 0ut I 6an,t get 'nto r'g$t now* I need 1ou to /eet /e 'n /1 'nner o55'6e at o,62o64 and 6o/e 01 1ourse25* Br'ng t$at 'n8's'0'2't1 62oa4 o5 1ours and don,t go 02a00'ng 1our /out$ a0out t$'s to an1one* Vo2de/ort $as s&'es t$at 6ou2d 0e an1w$ere* E8en 'ns'de o5 Hogwarts* ro/ now one) t$e on21 &erson 1ou 6an trust) Harr1) 's /e and Se8erus Sna&e* HARRY L'sten) Du/02edore) I 4now 1ou don,t want to $ear t$'s) 0ut I a/ not so sure a0out Sna&e* I,/ &rett1 sure $e,s wor4'ng 5or Vo2de/ort* UM%LEORE W$at3 T$at,s stu&'d* You,re stu&'d* HARRY No) I,/ &os't'8e t$at n'g$t 'n t$e gra8e1ard so/e deat$ eater 6uts o55 $'s $and and Sna&e w't$out a $and) w$at 's t$at3 UM%LEORE Co64a/a/'e* Sna&e $as assured /e t$at $e 2ost $'s $and 'n an ent're21 unre2ated 'n6'dent* HARRY Du/02edore) w$1 do 1ou trust Sna&e so /u6$3 UM%LEORE He1) I don,t want to $ear an1t$'ng e2se a0out 't* T$ere 's no wa1 t$at Se8erus Sna&e 's) was) or e8er s$a22 0e a ser8ant o5 Vo2de/ort* Ac Scene 1 # Vo/de2or+s Hideo=
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SAPE A22 $a'2) Vo2de/ort. EATHEATER ! Se8erus Sna&e) w$at are 1ou do'ng $ere3 EATH EATER Got t'red o5 0e'ng on Du/02edore,s 2a&3 EATH EATER ! I oug$t to ?e22172egs7='n: 1ou r'g$t now) tra'tor. SAPE Don+t 0e goo51 w't$ /e. I need to see Vo2de/ort* EATH EATER How do we 4now t$'s 'sn+t so/e Order o5 t$e P$oen': &ra6t'6a2 =o4e3 EATH EATER ! I t$oug$t 1ou deserted t$e deat$ eaters w$en t$e dar4 2ord 2ost $'s 0od1* EATH EATER Or were 1ou a2wa1s a s&1 5or Du/02e0ore*** EATH EATER ! S2u/0ersnore. EATH EATER Bu/02esore. EATH EATER ! I $eard 1ou $ad 1our dar4 /ar4 2aser surg'6a221 re/o8ed* SAPE O$. We22) '5 1ou two 4now so /u6$ a0out /e) 1ou s$ou2d wr'te a 0'ogra&$1. Sna&e) t$e dou02e agent. T$at+s r'g$t. I+8e a2wa1s 0een a ser8ant o5 Vo2de/ort* I+8e s'/&21 0een wor4'ng under6o8er 5'nd'ng out 8a2ua02e 'n5or/at'on su6$ as t$e 'nner wor4'ngs o5 Hogwarts) t$e roster o5 t$e Order o5 t$e P$oen':) and 5'nd'ng out e:a6t21 w$at a true Hu552e&u55 's an1wa1*** I+8e seen t$'ngs) no S21t$er'n s$ou2d see* So '5 1ou+re done &utt'ng ea6$ ot$er,s 5eet 'n ea6$ ot$er,s /out$s) I wou2d 2'4e to see /1 /aster. EATH EATER ! O5 6ourse* R'g$t awa1) Se8erus* SAPE Good* I+22 0e 'n t$e draw'ng roo/* Pa'nt'ng a &'6ture o5 t$e stu&'d 2oo4s on 1our 5a6es* %ELLATRI? T$en) a5ter snea4'ng 'nto t$e de&art/ent o5 /1ster'es) we+22 en6$ant t$e77
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EATH EATER ! E:6use /e***. %ELLATRI? Woa$. Woa$. E%C!SE ME. I was 'n t$e /'dd2e o5 &2ott'ng. ***W$ere was I3 T$e statues w'22 o66u&1 t$e guards 'n t$e /a'n Lo001) w$'2e 1ou and I snea4 'nto t$e /'n'ster,s o55'6e) w$ere 1ou w'22 0e one 4'22'ng 6urse awa1 5ro/ 6o/&2ete 6ontro2 o5 t$e ent're w'(ard'ng wor2d. How does t$at sound) /1 Lord3 M1 Lord3 Vo2de/ort***3 VOLEMORT A$***1ea$. Gr'ngots. T$at+s great. T$at+s great* Po21=u'6e &ot'on) a2wa1s 8er1 62ass'6***I+/ sorr1) w$at are we ta24'ng a0out3 %ELLATRI? D'd 1ou $ear an1t$'ng o5 /1 e8'2 &2an3 VOLEMORT We22) t$e deta'2s are a 2'tt2e 5u((1) 0ut 1ou d'd $a8e a 8er1 e8'2 tone*** %ELLATRI? He+s a22 1ours. 9-ELLATR!9 e&its< VOLEMORT W$at3 Be22atr':) 6o/e 0a64. No. Don+t 0e 2'4e t$'s*** Now two &eo&2e are /ad at /e* W$at3 EATH EATER ! S'r) Se8erus Sna&e 's at t$e door and '/&ortunes a66ess to 1ou* VOLEMORT Se8erus Sna&e3.3 Send $'/ 'n* SAPE Is t$at a new 0od1) /1 Lord3 You 2oo4 a0so2ute21 ra8's$'ng. VOLEMORT Se8erus* or su6$ a su&er7se6ret s&1 1ou+re a terr'02e 2'ar* I+/ a wre64. You+d 0etter $a8e so/e good news* SAPE M1 Lord) 1ou 4now $ow 5or 1ears we were tr1'ng to get deat$ eaters onto t$e grounds o5 Hogwarts* We22) I t$'n4 I 5'na221 d's6o8ered a wa1 $ow* VOLEMORT We22) 01 a22 /eans) Sna&e) te22 /e. SAPE I 6an+t*
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VOLEMORT Can+t3 W$1 not3 SAPE I /ade an un0rea4a02e 8ow not to 2et an1 deat$ eaters 'n* VOLEMORT !n0rea4a02e 8ows. I $ate t$ose* SAPE I 4now*** 0ut I $ad to do 't to 6on8'n6e Du/02edore o5 /1 2o1a2t1* VOLEMORT Yes) Sna&e) I understand* We22) '5 1ou 6an+t $e2& /e) w$at do 1ou &ro&ose we do3 SAPE We22) I 6an+t te22 1ou) 0ut I+8e 0roug$t a2ong so/eone w$o 6an. 9Enter ,RAO< RACO A22 $a'2) Lord Vo2de/ort. VOLEMORT Lu6'us Ma22o1,s 0o1333 Are 1ou ser'ous3 RACO Dra6o Ma25o1. Ma25o1*** VOLEMORT He2& 5ro/ a 6$'2d. You+8e got to 0e 4'dd'ng /e. Don+t /a4e /e 2aug$) I+/ go'ng to wet /1 &ants. RACO I5 t$'s $o/e/ade dar4 /ar4 won+t 6on8'n6e 1ou) t$en at 2east $ear /e out. VOLEMORT O4a1. How do 1ou &ro&ose 1ou get /1 deat$ eaters 'nto 1our 2'tt2e da16are 6enter3 And don+t suggest a g'ant s2'de. Or a Tra/&o2'ne. +Cause we+8e a2read1 tr'ed t$ose* RACO T$e 8ents. Your deat$ eaters s$a22 enter t$roug$ t$e 8ent'2at'on s1ste/ o5 Hogwarts. VOLEMORT Du$. T$e 8ents* How do we 5'nd t$ese 8ents3 RACO I+22 te22 1ou $ow to get to t$e 8ents* But 5'rst) we d's6uss t$e su0=e6t o5 &a1/ent. VOLEMORT A$) t$e 6at6$. T$ere+s a2wa1s a 6at6$. T$ere+s not$'ng 'n t$'s wor2d so 6rue2 and de/and'ng as t$e sou2 o5 a 6$'2d* W$at do 1ou want) Ma22o13
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RACO I want a ga2a:1 tra8ers'ng ro64et7s$'& w't$ enoug$ 5ue2 to get /e to Mars. VOLEMORT W$at do 1ou want w't$ a ro64et7s$'&3 W$at 0us'ness do 1ou $a8e on /ars3 RACO We22) 2et+s =ust sa1 PIGARTS 7 PIGARTS 7 HERE I COME PIGARTS 7 PIGARTS 7 Y!M) Y!M) Y!M SAPE W't$ a22 due res&e6t) /1 Lord) T$ere+s one t'n1 52aw 'n t$'s 52aw2ess &2an* A20us Du/02edore. VOLEMORT You+re r'g$t) Sna&e. Nor/a221 I+d sa1 +I+22 4'22 $'/.+) 0ut I***I $a8en+t 0een 5ee2'ng so e8'2 2ate21* So $ere 's $ow 't+s gonna 0rea4 down) M'25o1* I need 1our guarantee) t$at 1ou+22 2ead /1 deat$ eaters 'nto Hogwarts* I+22 s'/u2taneous21 0e atta64'ng t$e /'n'str1 o5 /ag'6* Now I need 1ou to &ro/'se t$at 01 t$e end o5 t$e s'ege o5 Hogwarts) Du/02edore w'22 0e dead) 2ea8e Harr1 Potter 5or /e. But Du/02edore /ust d'e. Do we $a8e a dea23 RACO We s$a22 s$a4e on 't* An un0rea4a02e 8ow. VOLEMORT B1 t$e end o5 to/orrow n'g$t A20us Du/02edore w'22 0e dead3 RACO Yes* And I+22 $a8e /1 ro64et s$'&3 VOLEMORT W$en t$e te6$no2og1 's a8a'2a02e* RACO And 1ou $a8e to 0e /1 s2a8e 5or a w$o2e da1) start'ng now. VOLEMORT No. You 2'tt2e twer&. You got /e. O$) t$at 's so e/0arrass'ng. T$at+s t$e se6ond t'/e t$at t$at+s $a&&ened. T$at+s w$1 I $ate un0rea4a02e 6urses. RACO O$) t$ere are so /an1 t$'ngs I+/ go'ng to $a8e 1ou do 5or /e. You+re go'ng to 62ean /1 roo/) and 2a1 out /1 4n'64ers) and 1ou+22 go'ng to ta&e +W'(ards o5 Wa8er21 &2a6e+ 5or /e VOLEMORT I $ate 6$ores. RACO I+22 0e 0us1 w't$ t$e /urder.
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Ac Scene 3 # To =2B/edore+s Office@In =2B/edore+s Office HERMIOE Harr1) w$1 wou2d Du/02edore want to /eet us so 2ate at n'g$t3 HARRY We22) $e+s got so/e 'n5or/at'on to te22 us a0out Vo2de/ort* D'd 1ou 0r'ng t$e 'n8's'0'2't1 62oa43 HERMIOE I $a8e 't r'g$t $ere* I*** RO O4a1 Harr1* T$'s 0etter 0e good. I don+t $a8e a Sna64 and I+/ /'ss'ng +W'(ards o5 Wa8er21 P2a6e+ 5or t$'s) o4a13 So w$at do we $a8e to do t$at+s so*** 9 RON recei/es a snack 'ro$ o'' stage< O$ /1 God. T$an4 1ou* I 2o8e Hogwarts* HARRY Hogwarts 's a/a('ng. RO You want one3 HARRY Yea$. HERMIOE You 4now w$at3 I a/ 2ea8'ng. HARRY O$ no. You+re not. No 1ou+re not. O4a1) w$en I sa'd I needed 1our $e2& I /eant t$e00ot$ o5 1ou. So 1ou gu1s gonna get o8er t$ese $urt 5ee2'ngs 0e5ore so/e0od1 gets $urt) o4a13 Co/e on. UM%LEORE He22o Harr1* O$) dang 't. I to2d 1ou to 6o/e 01 1ourse25. W$1,d 1ou $a8e to 0r'ng t$e 5att'es3 HARRY Du/02edore) Ron and Her/'one are /1 0est 5r'ends. And '5 t$'s 'n5or/at'on 's as '/&ortant as 1ou sa1) t$e1 $a8e a r'g$t to $ear 't* UM%LEORE We22) I+8e 0een wrong 0e5ore* Get 'n $ere $ot 2egs* I was ta24'ng to Weas2e1. RO T$an4s. UM%LEORE We22) sorr1 t$e &2a6e 's su6$ a st1* RO O$* M1* God* T$at 's a BOSS -e5ron Poster. 76
HARRY It+s aweso/e. UM%LEORE ?ust t$e greatest) 1ou 4now 'n e8er1 'nter8'ew I,8e e8er seen $'/ 'n $e =ust see/s 2'4e a 6$ar's/at'6 $u/an'tar'an*
HARRY You t$'n4 1ou 2'4e $'/3 Wrong. +Cause I 2o8e $'/ t$e /ost* Harr1 Potter 2o8es -a6 E5ron /ore t$an an10od1 e2se on t$e &2anet* An1wa1) no) t$at+s not w$at we,re ta24 a0out* We ta24 a0out Vo2de/ort* UM%LEORE Harr1+s r'g$t* It+s not ne6essar'21 a0out -e5ron* E8er10od1 4nows I 2'4e $'/ t$e /ost* But a0out t$e dar4 Lord) I5 1ou want to de5eat t$'s gu1 1ou+re go'ng to $a8e to 4now a0out $or6ru:es* HARRY W$at+s a $or6ru:3 UM%LEORE A $or6ru: 's one o5 t$e /ost terr'51'ng &'e6es o5 /ag'6 t$at a w'(ard 6an 6reate* It+s a6tua221 w$en a w'(ard ta4es a &'e6e o5 $'s sou2 and &uts 't 'nto so/et$'ng e2se* HARRY W$1 wou2d an10od1 e8er want to do t$at3 UM%LEORE Harr1) '5 1ou $a8e a $or6ru: 1ou 6an ne8er tru21 d'e* Your 0od1 6an 0e dead) 0ut 1our sou2 6an 2'8e on* HERMIOE O$) 't /a4es sense now) Harr1. E8er1one 4nows t$at t$e n'g$t 1our &arents were 4'22ed) Vo2de/ort was destro1ed* But so/e$ow $e sur8'8ed* He /ust $a8e $ad a $or6ru:. UM%LEORE He d'dn+t =ust $a8e one $or6ru:* He $ad s': o5 t$e/. I+8e a2read1 4'22ed t$e 5'rst 5'8e 5or 1ou) so don+t worr1 a0out t$at* But 1ou gu1s $a8e to 5'nd t$e 2ast one w't$ t$'s* HERMIOE T$e sword o5 Godr'6 Gr155'ndor. UM%LEORE Godr'6 Gr155'ndor was one o5 t$e 5our 5ounders o5 Hogwarts* HERMIOE I5 an1t$'ng 6an destro1 a $or6ru:) t$at sword 's 't. RO T$'s t$'ng 's so aweso/e. O$ /1 god* E8er1 w'(ard s$ou2d $a8e a sword* Not t$ese stu&'d dru/st'64s. orget a0out t$e/. 77
HARRY O4a1) 1ou 4now w$at) Du/0e2dore3 So we 4now w$at a $or6ru: 's) t$at+s a22 we22 and good 0ut $ow do we 5'nd t$e/3 W$ere are t$e13 W$ere+s t$e 2ast one3 UM%LEORE You+22 5'nd t$e/ w't$ t$'s* RO Woa$. UM%LEORE Loo4s 2'4e 02'ng* But 't 's a6tua221 a $or6ru:7see4'ng /eda22'on* HARRY Wa't* T$at+s a $or6ru:7see4'ng /eda22'on3 T$at sounds a 2'tt2e too 6on8en'ent. UM%LEORE O$) 1ou+8e got no &ro02e/s w't$ a t'/e7turner 0ut 1ou do w't$ a $or6ru:7see4'ng /eda22'on3 HERMIOE Wa't) so '5 $e $as t$'s &'e6e o5 02'ng) t$en w$1 are Ron and I e8en $ere3 RO Yea$* Vo2de/ort 'sn+t an1 o5 our 0us'ness. UM%LEORE Her/'one Granger W$en one o5 1ou $as got a &ro02e/) t$at /eans a22 t$ree o5 1ou $as got a &ro02e/. W$at wou2d -a6 E5ron sa1 'n t'/e 2'4e t$'s3 We+re a22 'n t$'s toget$er***. An1wa1) 1ou =ust gotta 5'nd t$e $or6ru:es and 1ou gotta destro1 t$e/. It+s t$e on21 wa1 t$at 1ou 6ou2d de57 9There is a knock at the #oor < O$. It /ust 0e t$e Deat$ Eaters. T$e1+re 6o/'ng to 4'22 /e*** #'ds get 1our 0eards on. HERMIOE We don+t $a8e an1 0eards. UM%LEORE I t$oug$t I to2d 1ou to 0r'ng 0eards. HARRY W$at a0out t$e 'n8's'0'2't1 62oa43 UM%LEORE O$ we22) &ut t$at on) 0ut 't+s not a 0eard. EATH EATER 1 He1) are 1ou Du/02edore3 UM%LEORE No no) 1ou see) I+8e got t$'s 0eard on.
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EATH EATER 1 We22) $a8e 1ou seen $'/3 UM%LEORE O$*** I t$oug$t I saw so/eone o8er t$ere 01 t$at /'rror* But I 6ou2d =ust $a8e 0een '/ag'n'ng w$at I 2oo4ed 2'4e w't$out t$'s 0eard* EATH EATER 1 E8er10od1 s&read out and 2oo4 5or Du/02edore. He+s got to 0e around $ere so/ew$ere* UM%LEORE Be 6are5u2 w't$ t$e -a6 E5ron Poster 7 't+s an ant'@ue. EATH EATER 1 W$1 do 1ou 6are so /u6$ a0out -e5ron3 UM%LEORE I =ust a&&re6'ate $'s 6$ar/s* And $a'r* HARRY Yea$* But e8er10od1 4nows) t$at I 2'4e $'/ t$e 0est. RO O$ /1 god) s$ut u&* EATH EATER 1 W$at was t$at3 EATH EATER I w's$ t$at I 6ou2d sa1 t$at 't was /e* Be6ause I 5ee2 t$at I 2o8e -e5ron t$e /ost* But 't was de5'n'te21 a 8o'6e 5ro/ w't$'n t$'s roo/* EATH EATER 1 Is 't an 'n8's'02e /an3 EATH EATER Cou2d t$e &redator 0e 'n t$e roo/3 EATH EATER 1 Beg'n 'n8's'02e7/an7sear6$. UM%LEORE A2r'g$t. It+s /e. It+s Du/02edore. EATH EATER 1 Du/02edore3 W$ere d'd 1ou 6o/e 5ro/3 UM%LEORE T$e /an w't$ t$e 0eard turned /e 'n*
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EATH EATER 1 Now we+8e got 1ou r'g$t w$ere we want 1ou. UM%LEORE Yes* But w$at I don+t understand 's $ow. EATH EATER We $ad t$e $e2& o5 a /an on t$e 'ns'de* So/eone 1ou trusted* So/eone 1ou /a1 $a8e e8en 2o8ed. HARRY S2ug$orn3 HERMIOE Lo64$art3 UM%LEORE A0er5ort$) /1 0rot$er3 9,RAO enters< RACO No. It was /e. UM%LEORE Ma25o1) 1ou 2'tt2e g't. RACO T$at+s r'g$t) Du/02edore* I 0etra1ed e8er1one. And now I+/ go'ng to 4'22 1ou. UM%LEORE O$ no) 1ou+re not) Dra6o* I5 1ou were gonna to 4'22 /e) 1ou wou2d $a8e done so a2read1. RACO No) no) no. Not ne6essar'21 true. I =ust wanted to o55er 1ou one /ore ga/e o5 6onne6t 5our 0e5ore I o55ed 1ou. UM%LEORE Dra6o) t$ere are ot$er o&t'ons* You 4now) 't 's t'/e t$at 1ou 2oo4 'ns'de 1ourse25 and 5'gured out) w$at 't 's t$at 1ou rea221 want* RACO I want Her/'one Granger7 and a ro64et s$'&* UM%LEORE T$en w$1 don+t 1ou =ust ta4e t$e g'r2 out 5or a $a&&1 /ea2 t$en go to s&a6e 6a/&* Co/e on. Murder 2eads to a 2'5e o5 des&a'r and des&erat'on* I 4now) 1ou+re gonna do t$e r'g$t t$'ng) e$3 Atta0o1. 9SNA2E enters< SAPE W$at t$e de8'2 's go'ng on $ere3 80
UM%LEORE Se8erus) t$an4 1ou. EATH EATER 1 We+8e got Du/02edore 6ornered. SAPE We22) w$at are we wa't'ng 5or3 #'22 $'/. Do 't) Dra6o. RACO I*** I don+t t$'n4) I 6an SAPE Coward. &o'nts 5ro/ Gr155'ndor. UM%LEORE Se8erus.3. I don+t understand. Se8erus) &2ease. Don+t 4'22 /e. SAPE A8ada #eda8ra. 9SNA2E an# the other #eath eaters lea/e < HARRY I $ate Sna&e. I $ate Sna&e. I $ate Sna&e. I $ate $'/. I+/ gonna 4'22 $'/. HERMIOE It+s not 1our 5au2t) Harr1. HARRY No) 't 's /1 5au2t* Don+t 1ou get 't3 E8er10od1+s d1'ng 0e6ause o5 /e. 'rst Cedr'6) now Du/02edore* I 6an+t do 't an1/ore. RO Co/e on. Let+s go to t$e Burrow. HARRY Ron) don+t 1ou get 't3 I $a8e to do t$'s 01 /1se25* I d'd 't on6e w$en I was a 0a01* I 6an+t $a8e 1ou gu1s 0e near /e) t$ere,s too /u6$ r's4* HERMIOE We 4now) 0ut we don+t 6are a0out t$e r's4. HARRY No) 1ou don+t understand* You $a8e to get awa1 5ro/ /e. RO You 6an+t /ean t$at***. HARRY I do. ?ust 2ea8e /e a2one. 81
9HARRY runs awa% < Ac Scene 5 # Minisr4 of Magic VOLEMORT Corne2'us udge) t$e /'n'ster o5 /ag'6. ,U$E I st'22 don+t 0e2'e8e 1ou+re 0a64* VOLEMORT Be2'e8e t$'s) udge) A8ada #eda8ra. ,U$E A $eart7atta64***sure21*** 91,"E #ies in a chair < %ELLATRI? Yes. Yes. T$e /'n'str1 $as 5a22en. Yes. Now 1ou+re t$e /'n'ster*** Na1) t$e 4'ng o5 a22 /ag'6. O$) Vo2de/ort*** #'ss /e $ere. R'g$t now. 9-ELLATR!9 sits on the #esk with her e%es close# an# her lis urse#. +OL,EORT walks aroun# an# sits back:to:back with her *< VOLEMORT T$at,s n'6e* %ELLATRI? W$at 's t$'s3 W$at do we do now3 VOLEMORT An1t$'ng we want* Hang out /ost21* We 6ou2d wat6$ a /o8'e* How+s a0out +S$e+s A22 T$at+3 I+8e ne8er seen t$e 0eg'nn'ng o5 't* %ELLATRI? Are 1ou 5ee2'ng o4a1) /1 Lord3 VOLEMORT O5 6ourse I a/) "u'rre22. %ELLATRI? A2r'g$t) t$at+s t$e do(ent$ t'/e 1ou,8e 6a22ed /e t$at... VOLEMORT No) I 6a22ed 1ou a s@u'rre2. I 6a22ed 1ou a s@u'rre2* %ELLATRI? No. You+re t$'n4'ng a0out &eon we sent to A(4a0an.
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VOLEMORT He+s not a &eon. He+s /ore o5 a /an t$en 1ou+22 e8er 0e**** %ELLATRI? I 6an+t do t$'s* I5 I+/ go'ng to 0e e8'2 w't$ a22 o5 1ou) I need to 0e e8'2 w't$ a22 o5 1ou. VOLEMORT E8'2 w't$ a22 o5 /e3 W$at does t$at /ean3 I+/ a22 r'g$t $ere %ELLATRI? No. T$ere are &'e6es o5 1ou /'ss'ng. VOLEMORT Are 1ou ta24'ng a0out /1 $or6ru:es3 +Cause '5 't weren+t 5or t$ose I wou2dn+t e8en 0e $ere r'g$t now. Ac Scene 6 # Harr4+s Locaion@0=irre//+s /ocaion "!; # MISSI$ YOU HARRY I CAN,T REMEMBER DAD AND I CAN,T REMEMBER MOM AND A!NTS AND !NCLES AREN,T "!ITE THE SAME B!T I HAD HIM AND LIE SEEMED AIR YES WHEN I HAD HIM HE WAS THERE TO GIVE ME STRENGTH SHOW CONCERN AS# OR NOTHING IN RET!RN SAY HELLO TAL# ME THRO!GH DO THE THINGS THAT ATHERS SHO!LD DO AND I,M MISSING YO! I,M ?!ST MISSING YO! 0UIRRELL THERE IT IS HE,S GONE AND HE,S H!NG ME O!T TO DRY THE ?OY HE SAID HE ELT WELL I G!ESS IT WAS A LIE B!T WHEN I HAD HIM MY LIE WAS INE 83
WHEN I HAD HIM HE WAS MINE HE,D SHARE HIS THO!GHTS BE A RIEND STIC# WITH ME !NTIL THE END WATCH A MOVIE) ROLLER S#ATE ILL THE WORLD WITH EAR AND HATE HARRY A 0UIRRELL AND I,M MISSING YO! I,M ?!ST MISSING YO! NOW I,M ALL ALONE NOW YO!,RE GONE OR GOOD NOW I,M ST!C# RIGHT HERE WISHING I !NDERSTOOD HARRY YO! GAVE ME HOPE WHEN MY SPELLS WEREN,T RIGHT 0UIRRELL YO! GAVE ME SOMEONE TO HOLD EVERY NIGHT AND I,M MISSING YO! HARRY I,M ?!ST MISSING YO! 0UIRRELL I,M ?!ST MISSING YO! HARRY I,M ?!ST MISSING YO! EATH EATER M1 Dar4 Lord) news 5ro/ Se8erus Sna&e* Du/02edore,s dead and de/entors $a8e 6ontro2 o5 t$e 6ast2e* Hogwarts 's 1ours) /1 dar4 2ord. VOLEMORT E:6e22ent. Loo4s 2'4e I,/ go'ng 0a64 to Hogwarts.
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HARRY G'nn1) w$at are 1ou do'ng $ere3 Get out o5 $ere. $IY No) t$ere+s no &2a6e to go* T$e Deat$ Eaters are a22 o8er t$e 6ast2e. HARRY I 4now and t$e1,re 2oo4'ng 5or /e* And '5 t$e1 5'nd /e) t$e1+re gonna 0e7 1ou,re gonna get 'n trou02e* Get out o5 $ere. $IY W$at 1ou gonna do3 HARRY I don+t 4now) G'nn1. I+/ not 6ut out 5or t$ese 4'nd o5 t$'ngs* $IY O$ no) 1ou $a8e to do so/et$'ng. I don+t 4now w$at 1ou 6an do) 0ut 1ou 6an do 't. You+re Harr1 Potter. HARRY NO. $IY You+re t$e 0o1 w$o 2'8ed. HARRY No) G'nn1. You don+t get 't. W$en w'22 1ou gu1s get 't. I+/ =ust a twe28e 1ear o2d 4'd. G'nn1) I+/ sorr1) 0ut*** I+/ a2one. It+s $o&e2ess) a2r'g$t3 "!! # OT ALOE $IY I,VE BEEN ALONE S!RRO!NDED BY DAR#NESS I,VE SEEN HOW HEARTLESS THE WORLD CAN BE AND I,VE SEEN YO! CRYING YO! ELT LI#E IT,S HOPELESS I,LL ALWAYS DO MY BEST TO MA#E YO! SEE THAT HARRY) YO!,RE NOT ALONE CA!SE YO!,RE HERE WITH ME AND NOTHING,S EVER GONNA BRING !S DOWN CA!SE NOTHING CAN #EEP ME ROM LOVIN, YO! AND YO! #NOW IT,S TR!E IT DON,T MATTER WHAT,LL COME TO BE O!R LOVE IS ALL WE NEED TO MA#E IT THRO!GH 85
NOW I #NOW IT AIN,T EASY HARRY NO IT AIN,T EASY $IY B!T IT AIN,T HARD TRYING HARRY IT,S SO HARD TRYING $IY EVERYTIME I SEE YO! SMILING AND I EEL YO! SO CLOSE TO ME TELL ME $IY A HARRY THAT BABY YO!,RE NOT ALONE CA!SE YO!,RE HERE WITH ME AND NOTHING,S EVER GONNA BRING !S DOWN CA!SE NOTHING CAN #EEP ME ROM LOVIN, YO! AND YO! #NOW IT,S TR!E IT DON,T MATTER WHAT,LL COME TO BE O!R LOVE IS ALL WE NEED TO MA#E IT THRO!GH HARRY NOW I STILL HAVE TRO!BLE I TRIP AND ST!MBLE TRYING TO MA#E SENSE O THINGS SOMETIMES I LOO# OR REASONS B!T I DON,T NEED THEM ALL I NEED IS TO LOO# IN YO!R EYES AND I REALI-E RO He1 Harr1. HARRY You gu1s 6a/e 0a64. HARRY* RO* HERMIOE* A $IY BABY YO!,RE NOT ALONE CA!SE YO!,RE HERE WITH ME AND NOTHING,S EVER GONNA TA#E !S DOWN >CA!SE NOTHING CAN #EEP ME ROM LOVIN YO! AND YO! #NOW IT,S TR!E IT DON,T MATTER WHAT,LL COME TO BE O!R LOVE IS ALL WE NEED TO MA#E IT THRO!GH HARRY Gu1s***I+/ so g2ad 1ou 6a/e 0a64* I+/ sorr1 I s$outed* 86
>CA!SE IT DON,T MATTER WHAT,LL COME TO BE ALL O!R LOVE IS ALL WE NEED TO RO TO MA#E IT*** HERMIOE TO MA#E*** $IY TO MA#E*** HARRY TO MA#E IT*** ALL THRO!GH HERMIOE Now t$at we+8e got t$at 5our7&art $ar/on1 out o5 t$e wa1) w$1 don+t we 2oo4 5or t$at $or6ru:3 HARRY Yea$) 2et,s do 't* RO We22) 't 6ou2d 0e an1w$ere* I5 I $ad a $or6ru:) I wou2d dro& 't 'n t$e 0otto/ o5 t$e o6ean* Or I wou2d &ut 't 'n t$e &1ra/'d w't$ 4'ng Tut and a22 o5 $'s =ewe2s* Or I wou2d 02ast 't 'nto s&a6e w't$ a /on4e1 w$o 4new not$'ng a0out $or6ru:es* HERMIOE Or 't 6ou2d 0e $'dden so/ew$ere around t$e /undane Br't's$ 6ountr1s'de* Our sear6$ 6ou2d enta'2 /ont$s o5 de&ress'ng 6a/&'ng) 0rea4'ng 'nto Gr'ngott,s) and dr'n4'ng 0oat2oads o5 Po21=u'6e &ot'on* HARRY We22) t$e /eda22'on sa1s t$at+s du/0. So we+re not gonna do t$at* But 't does sa1 't+s 'n one 6on8en'ent &2a6e* Get t$'s) Hogwarts. RO T$at+s aweso/e* I 2o8e Hogwarts* HARRY And 't+s e8en 0etter* It+s 'n Du/02edore+s o55'6e* RO A$) &er5e6t.
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HARRY So 2et+s go. O$ wa't a se6ond. Wa't a se6ond. Ho2d t$e &$one. How d'd 1ou get $ere3 T$e deat$ eaters are a22 o8er Hogwarts* $IY O$) I $ad $e2&* HARRY ro/ w$o/3 9,RAO enters< HARRY Ma25o1. $IY O$) no) no) no. He+s rea221 n'6e now* RACO O$) I =ust wanted to sa1) t$at song 1ou gu1s sang was rea221 0eaut'5u2* And w$'2e I was 0a64stage) I was wor4'ng on /1 s'ng'ng* And I t$oug$t) /a10e '5 I 6ou2d =o'n 1ou) 0ut 1ou wra&&ed 't u& 0e5ore I 6ou2d 6$'/e 'n t$ere* Ma10e '5 1ou do a re&r'se) I 6ou2d $a8e a 2'tt2e go at 't* But as G'nn1 sa'd I+/ rea221 n'6e now and I =ust 5ee2 aw5u2 a0out w$at $a&&ened* But) I /ean) 6ou2d 1ou argue t$at t$'s was /1 5au2t3 ALL A0so2ute21 7 Yes 7 O$ 1es. RACO Yea$) t$at wou2d 0e a sa5e argu/ent) 0ut 2et /e as4 1ou one @uest'on Do 1ou t$'n4 I+/ $a&&1 a0out t$'s3 RO O$ /1 god) Ma25o1. ?ust 0e6ause 1ou+re u&set doesn+t /ean 1ou+re o55 t$e $oo4* HARRY Yea$) and 5urt$er/ore) 1ou wanna 4'64 1our own 0utt) or s$ou2d we do 't 5or 1ou3 RACO O$* We22) I guess) '5 1ou+re g'8'ng /e t$e o&t'on) I+22 4'64 /1 own 0utt* But 5'rst) I s$ou2d tea6$ 1ou $ow to get 'nto Du/02edore,s o55'6e* It+s 'ron'6a221 t$e sa/e wa1) t$e Deat$ Eaters got 'n* HERMIOE O4a1) a2r'g$t* W$1 don+t 1ou 0o1s $ead o55 to Du/02edore,s o55'6e) o4a13 G'nn1 and I w'22 'n8's'0'2't1 62oa4 and we w'22 see '5 we 6an 6onta6t t$e Order o5 t$e P$oen':***we rea221 $a8en+t seen t$e/ t$e w$o2e &2a1* So*** HARRY T$at+s a good &2an* Ma25o1) don+t tou6$ /e. Let+s get out o5 $ere. Let+s go. 9E/er%one e&its $inus RON an# HER!ONE <
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RO He1. He1) Her/'one. Co/e $ere. Co/e downstage* L'sten. So*** I+8e 0een a6t'ng 2'4e a =er4 2ate21* You 4now t$at and I+/ sorr1* It+s =ust) see'ng 1ou dan6e w't$ e8er1one at t$e Yu2e Ba22 =ust /ade /e 4'nd o5 =ea2ous* I was =ea2ous* HERMIOE You were =ea2ous3 RO Yea$) t$at+s t$e t$'rd t'/e I,8e sa'd I was =ea2ous*** HERMIOE O$) Ron) we don+t rea221 $a8e to ta24 a0out t$'s r'g$t now. RO We22) w$at '5 t$e Deat$ Eaters get us3 W$at '5 we don+t 6o/e 0a643 You 4now3 HERMIOE Don+t sa1 t$at* 9RON goes to kiss HER!ONE* but her breath is terrible an# he ulls awa% *< RO O$) /1 god* O$) no wa1* 9 ulls out so$e breath sra% < It+s 02ue0err1* HERMIOE Yea$) I 6an taste t$at* RO 9Sra%s $outh sra% < Gotta 2et 't sett2e*** HERMIOE Yea$) 1ea$* RO O$) 't,s ungod21* Ha8e so/e gu/* Ta4e two) ta4e two***You 6$ew 't* Aweso/e* 9 3uick kiss an# RON celebrates< Let+s go 4'22 Vo2de/ort. Ac Scene 9 # =2B/edore+s Office 9The trio lus ,RAO are searching 'or horcru&es < RACO D'd 1ou gu1s see t$'s -e5ron Poster3 RO Yea$) we 4now) Ma25o1*
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HARRY We 4now a0out 't* L'sten Ma25o1) 't+s not t$at 0'g o5 a dea2* Can we =ust 2oo4 5or so/e $or6ru:es) &2ease3 RO Roger* Is t$'s t$'ng o5 &en6'2 a $or6ru:3 HARRY No* T$at+s no $or6ru:* No* RO Is t$at a $or6ru:3 HARRY No* RACO Pa64 o5 doug$nuts3 HARRY No* RO T$ose are Sna64s) t$ose are Sna64s. Is t$'s a $or6ru:3 HARRY No) 't+s not* RO T$'s 6ou2d ta4e 5ore8er. T$ere are so /an1 t$'ngs 'n t$'s roo/* And t$e on21 t$'ng o5 REAL 8a2ue T$at -e5ron &oster* HARRY Wa't a se6ond*** RACO No. HARRY You t$'n4*** no. RACO No*** HARRY An1t$'ng re2ated to -e5ron 6ou2d ne8er 0e an1t$'ng e8'2* 9 The oster beco$es ossesse# b% +OL,EORT < Ron. #'22 't. #'22 't) 't+s t$e 2ast $or6ru:. #'22 't) Ron. RACO Don+t 4'22 't) 't+s -e5ron.
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VOLEMORT No) Weas2e1. RO O$ no) 't+s so 6$ar's/at'6*** VOLEMORT Don+t 4'22 /e* I+/ not 1ou ene/1. Potter 's t$e ene/1. HARRY No no no) Harr1 's /1 5r'end. VOLEMORT You gotta get 1our $ead 'n t$e ga/e) Weas2e1. He w'22 0etra1 1ou. He w'22 ta4e t$at w$'6$ 1ou want t$e /ost*** HARRY It+s a 2'e) Ron. Don+t 2'sten to $'/) $e+s 21'ng. VOLEMORT I 4now 1our t$oug$ts) Rona2d Weas2e1* I 4now) w$at 1ou tru21 des're* 9HER!ONE takes +OL,EORT0S sot < HERMIOE He22o) Ron*. RO O$ /1 God) Her/'one 1ou 2ost we'g$t. HERMIOE T$at+s r'g$t. And 'n s$a&e 5or Harr1 Potter* HARRY W$at3.3 RO Wa't*** HERMIOE T$at+s r'g$t. As 2ong as Harr1+s around 1ou+22 a2wa1s 0e se6ond 0est) 2east 2o8ed) 0ut '5 Harr1 Potter were gone) t$en we 6ou2d 0e toget$er 5ore8er* HARRY Ron) t$at+s not true. It+s not true) Ron. RO Yea$) Harr1 's /1 5r'end* HERMIOE But don+t 1ou WANT /e) Ron3
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RO Yes*** HERMIOE Don+t 1ou LOVE /e) Ron3 RO YES. HERMIOE T$en 1ou 4now) w$at 1ou gotta do) Ron. RO Yes*** I /ust 4'22 Harr1*** VOLEMORT T$at+s r'g$t) Weas2e1. HARRY No. No. It+s a Tr'64) Ron. Don+t 2'sten to $er. Sto& 't. L'sten) Her/'one 's /1 0est) 1ou+re /1 0est 5r'ends. I+d ne8er do an1t$'ng to $urt 1ou or $er. VOLEMORT L'es) Weas2e1. A22 2'es. HARRY Ron) 't+s not true) 1ou+re /1 0est 5r'end* VOLEMORT #'22 $'/****#ILL HIM. RO NOOOOOOOOO. 9$'ts -e5ron< 9The oster is no longer ossesse# < HARRY Do 't aga'n. RACO I5 1ou &ut so/e ta&e on t$'s) 't+s 5'ne*** HARRY Ron. You $ad /e go'ng t$ere 5or a /'nute) 0udd1* RO O$ 1ea$* Sorr1 a0out t$at) &a2) 't was =ust) e8er1t$'ng s$e was sa1'ng) 1ou 4now* It 5e2t 2'4e*** I 6ou2dn+t*** I don+t 4now*** HARRY W$at3
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RO E8en '5 t$at+s $ow s$e d'd 5ee2 a0out 1ou and /e) we22) 't wou2dn+t /atter*** +6ause 1ou+re /1 0est 5r'end* And I wou2d ne8er do an1t$'ng to $urt 1ou*** 0e6ause I 2o8e 1ou. HARRY I 2o8e 1ou) too) /an*** 9RON an# HARRY hug < RACO We22) 2'sten) 6$a&s) as 5un as t$'s was) I t$oug$t destro1'ng a $or6ru: wou2d 0e /u6$ $arder* HARRY Yea$) /e) too* RO So w$en 1ou t$'n4 a0out 't) $or6ru:es are =ust 4'nd o5 stu&'d* 9-ELLATR!9 enters with "!NNY an# HER!ONE < %ELLATRI? Wands down) 0o1s. RACO How d'd 1ou 'd'ots get 6a&tured3 You were 'n8's'02e. HERMIOE Sorr1*** %ELLATRI? Do 't) Potter or t$e1 d'e. HARRY We22) 2oo4s 2'4e we got t$e 0a64s aga'nst t$e wa22 and now$ere to go* Put 1our swords down and wands. %ELLATRI? O$. Loo4 at 'tt170'tt1 Harr1 Potter g'8'ng orders to $'s 'tt170'tt1 d'a&er 5r'ends. HARRY I+/ not a Ba01. I+/ not a Ba01) I+/ twe28e. SAPE W$at t$e de8'2 's go'ng on $ere3 Woa$) De=a 8u*** %ELLATRI? V'6tor1) Sna&e. I 2o8e 't. We $a8e Potter and $'s 5r'ends) AT LAST. HERMIOE You are a 8er1 /ean &erson. RO Yea$) Du/02edore trusted 1ou. 93
HARRY Yea$) 1ou are a 0'g) 5at tra'tor) Sna&e. SAPE O$. A tra'tor a/ I) Potter3 You+re e:a6t21 r'g$t. I a/ a tra'tor* Be6ause I+/ a0out to 0etra1 so/eone* R'g$t now. Bat Boge1 He:. EATH EATER ! No. %ELLATRI? E:&e22'ar/us. Ser&ensort'a. 9 A A snake snake attacks attacks SNA2E < HARRY Sna&e. No. %ELLATRI? Don+t e8en t$'n4 a0out 't) un2ess an1one o5 1ou wants to 0e atta64ed 01 a sna4e. Now 6o/e on) Potter. Co/e w't$ /e. On21 t$e dar4 Lord $as reser8ed t$e r'g$t to 4'22 YO!. Co/e on. 9OLLY WEASLEY enters< enters < MOLLY #'ds. RO Mo/3.3 HARRY Mrs* Weas2e13 %ELLATRI? W$o are 1ou3 MOLLY I+/ Mo221 Weas2e1 and t$ose are /1 4'ds. A8ada #eda8ra. %ELLATRI? A$. T$at T$at 's not 5a'r. 5a'r. MOLLY D'e. RO Ho21 6ra&. Mo/) 1ou =ust 4'22ed $er) I t$oug$t 1ou were gonna tu64 'n $er s$'rt or /a4e $er do t$e d's$es. 9RON an# "!NNY hugs OLLY <
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MOLLY Stu&'d #'ds. Des&erate t'/es 6a22 5or des&erate /easures. E8en t$e un5org'8a02e 6an 0e 6ons'dered 5org'8a02e so/et'/es* $IY W$at are 1ou do'ng $ere3 MOLLY I 6a/e $ere w't$ t$e Order o5 t$e P$oen':* Lu&'n) Ton4s) Mad e1e Mood1) S'r'us B2a64) and 1our 0rot$er red* RO O$) great. W$ere are t$e13 MOLLY T$e1 are a22 dead* RO red3 No. MOLLY An1wa1) An1wa1) =ust 6a/e $ere to sa8e 1our 1our 2'8es) go go 0a64 to w$at 1ou 1ou were do'ng* do'ng* D'sa&&erate. D'sa&&erate. 9MOLLY e:'ts< HARRY Sna&e. E:&e22'ar/us. RO D'e. D'e. HERMIOE O$ no) Harr1) t$'s does not 2oo4 good* T$at 's a 6ora2 sna4e and a 6ora2 sna4e 's a $'g$21 &o'sonous sna4e* SAPE He,s r'g$t* It,s too 2ate 5or /e now* Be5ore I go I need to te22 1ou) t$ere 's anot$er $or6ru:* HERMIOE But $ow 6an t$at 0e3 A22 s': $a8e 0een destro1ed* SAPE No) no) t$ere,s a se8ent$* RO I rea221 $o&e 't,s not an As$2e1 T'sda2e &oster I 6an,t do t$at* SAPE C$e64 t$e /eda22'on*
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HARRY It doesn,t sa1 an1t$'ng* SAPE We22) g'8e 't to Granger* HERMIOE Wa't) 0ut 't sa1s t$ere,s one r'g$t $ere) 0ut I don,t understand* SAPE Harr1) t$e n'g$t Vo2de/ort 4'22ed 1our &arents $e tr'ed to destro1 1ou 0ut $'s 0od1 was destro1ed 'nstead* W$en t$at $a&&ened) a &art o5 $'s sou2 was 02asted awa1 5ro/ t$e w$o2e and atta6$ed 'tse25 to 1ou* Vo2de/ort 6an ne8er tru21 d'e unt'2 a22 t$e $or6ru:es $a8e 0een destro1ed* HERMIOE But '5 Harr1,s a Hor6ru: does Harr1 $a8e to 0e destro1ed3 HARRY T$ere,s got to 0e anot$er wa1* SAPE No) Potter) I,22 s$ow 1ou w$at 1ou need to do* Wat6$ 8er1 6are5u221* 9SNA2E #ies< #ies < RACO He d'dn,t e8en do an1t$'ng* HARRY T$at,s 0e6ause $e,s dead) 1ou du/0 'd'ot* 9Enter +OL,EORT to the si#e o' the scene < VOLEMORT Sonorus* Peo&2e o5 Hogwarts) /1 Deat$ Eaters $a8e ta4en t$e 6ast2e and 1our $ead/aster A20us Du/02edore Du/02edore 's dead* Cont'nue Cont'nue to res'st and 1ou w'22 a22 0e 0e 4'22ed one one 01 one* one* But) t$ere t$ere need not 0e wa22s 0etween us* You,8e a22 5oug$t so 8a2'ant21 and I,/ w'22'ng to o55er 1ou &os't'ons 'n /1 new wor2d order 9asi#e 9 asi#e<< as /1 s2a8es* 9resu/es s&ee6$< G'8e u& now and 0e 5org'8en* I 6o//and /1 Deat$ Eaters to stand down* Now) Harr1 Potter) I s&ea4 d're6t21 to 1ou* You do not w's$ 5or t$ose 62ose to 1ou to 6ont'nue to su55er and d'e on 1our 0e$a25* You w'22 6o/e 5a6e /e 1ourse25* I w'22 0e wa't'ng 5or 1ou 'n t$e or0'dden orest 5or one $our* At t$e end o5 t$at $our '5 1ou $a8e not 6o/e to 5a6e /e) $a8e not turned 1ourse25 'n) t$e 0att2e re6o//en6es* T$'s t'/e) Potter) I w'22 enter t$e 5ra1 /1se25 and I w'22 5'nd 1ou and I w'22 /urder e8er1 2ast /an77 9RON gass< gass< VOLEMORT wo/an77 9HER!ONE gass< gass < 96
VOLEMORT and 6$'2d77 MAL,OY 9Gas&< No. VOLEMORT 77w$o $as tr'ed to 6on6ea2 1ou 5ro/ /e* Vo2de/ort out* 9 +OL,EORT e&its< HERMIOE A22 r'g$t) gu1s) don,t worr1) we st'22 $a8e an $our* We =ust $a8e need 6o/e u& w't$ a &2an* HARRY No) t$ere,s no &2an) Her/'one* I 4now w$at we $a8e to do* I $a8e to d'e* $IY No. T$ere,s got to 0e anot$er wa1* HERMIOE We22) /a10e t$ere,s so/et$'ng 'n t$'s 0oo4) /a10e we 6ou2d 5'nd so/e 4'nd o5 en6$ant/ent t$at wou2d nu22'5177 HARRY No) no* orget a0out 't* T$ere,s on21 one t$'ng to do* 9&'64s u& 'n8's'0'2't1 62oa4< I $a8e to d'e* I 2o8e 1ou a22* E:6e&t 1ou) Dra6o) I 6an,t 5rea4'ng stand 1ou* Good01e* RO* HERMIOE* A $IY Harr1. Ac Scene : # O=side Hog7ars 9+OL,EORT an# #eath eaters are onstage < EATH EATER He,s not 6o/'ng) /1 2ord* VOLEMORT It see/s t$at wa1* We22) Deat$ Eaters) 2oo4s 2'4e we,re go'ng 0a64 to se'(e t$e 6ast2e* 9enter HARRY under 'n8's'0'2't1 62oa4< T$'s 's w$at Potter $as 6$osen* unn1) I e:&e6ted $'/ to 6o/e* It see/s I was /'sta4en* HARRY 9Takes o'' in/isibilit% cloak < You weren,t* VOLEMORT Harr1 Potter***T$e Bo1 W$o L'8ed*** CR!CIO. 9HARRY 'alls to the groun#* cr%ing in ain < VOLEMORT 97
Cru6'o. 9HARRY continues to cr% in ain < VOLEMORT You,re not e8en go'ng to 5'g$t 0a643 You,re wea4* Wea4* ?ust 2'4e 1our &arents* T$e1 d'd not deser8e to 2'8e 'n t$'s wor2d* In /1 wor2d* Pre&are to =o'n t$e/* Pre&are to d'e* AVADA #EDAVRA... 9HARRY #ies an# the #eath eaters cheer < EATH EATER Vo2d1) 8o2d1. You,8e done 't) /1 2ord. No one s$a22 e8er @uest'on 1our &owers aga'n* VOLEMORT Yes* EATH EATER Doesn,t 't &2ease 1ou) /1 2ord3 VOLEMORT Yea$) 1ea$) 't,s great* I =ust t$oug$t 't /'g$t /a4e /e 5ee2 2ess e/&t1 'ns'de* We22) Deat$ Eaters) we go 0a64 to Hogwarts to te22 t$e/ w$at $as 0e6o/e o5 t$e'r $ero* Ac Scene !; # ea. UM%LEORE He1) Harr1* HARRY W$at3 Du/02edore3 W$at are 1ou do'ng3 W$ere a/ I3 I t$oug$t I was dead* I got s$ot 01 Vo2de/ort* UM%LEORE Let,s =ust sa1 1ou,re so/ew$ere 0etween our wor2d and t$e ne:t* HARRY W$at3 D'd I sur8'8e3 W$at3 UM%LEORE Wou2dn,t 0e t$e 5'rst t'/e) Potter* Ta4e a seat* HARRY A22 r'g$t*
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HARRY No) 0ut 't sounds 4'nd o5 5ru't1* UM%LEORE A 2o8e s$'e2d 's an1t$'ng 0ut 5ru't1* It,s w$en so/e0od1 2o8es 1ou so /u6$ t$at '5 t$e1 were e8er w'22'ng to g'8e t$e'r 2'5e 5or 1ou t$at 2o8e 2'tera221 0e6o/es a s$'e2d t$at surrounds 1our 0od1 to &rote6t 1ou 5ro/ an1 4'nd o5 Dar4 Mag'6* HARRY So d'd t$'s $a&&en to /e3 I $a8e a 2o8e s$'e2d3 UM%LEORE Harr1) 't,s t'/e 5or 1ou to 2earn a22 t$e t$'ngs 1ou s$ou2d $a8e 4nown se8en 1ears ago) w$'6$ rea221 wou2d $a8e $e2&ed 1ou a2ong t$e wa1* T$e 2o8e s$'e2d &rote6ted 1ou t$e 5'rst t'/e) Vo2de/ort a66'denta221 turned 1ou 'nto t$e se8ent$ Hor6ru: on t$e n'g$t t$e w$o2e t$'ng got started t$at not e8en $e 4new a0out) and w$en Vo2de/ort tr'ed 4'22'ng 1ou t$'s t'/e $e was a6tua221 un4now'ng21 4'22'ng t$e &'e6e o5 $'/se25 'ns'de o5 1ou and I,8e 4nown t$e w$o2e t'/e* HARRY You 4new t$'s w$o2e t'/e) 1ou /ot$er77 UM%LEORE He1. He1* T$e1 don,t 6a22 /e t$e greatest w'(ard w$o e8er 2'8ed 5or not$'ng* Harr1) 't 's t'/e 5or 1ou to get 1our 6ute 2'tt2e 0utt 0a64 t$ere and 5'g$t $'/ as a /orta2 /an* E:6e&t t$'s t'/e) $e w'22 0e a /orta2 /an) too* HARRY Du/02edore) I get w$at 1ou,re sa1'ng* I 4now w$at I $a8e to do* UM%LEORE Good 0o1) good 0o1* HARRY He1) 0e5ore I go) so 1ou,re 62a'r8o1ant now) 1ou 6an see t$e &ast) t$e &resent and t$e 5uture a22 at t$e sa/e t'/e3 UM%LEORE O$) 1ea$* HARRY Can 1ou te22 /e $ow Lost ends3 UM%LEORE Harr1) t$ere are so/e @uest'ons t$at e8en I 6an,t answer* HARRY T$an4s) /an* UM%LEORE He1) no &ro02e/* Get out o5 $ere* T$'rd door on 1our 2e5t* 99
9HARRY e&its. Enter R1-LEROAR *< RUM%LEROAR Are 1ou read1 to go) Du/02edore3 UM%LEORE Sure a/) Ru/02eroar* RUM%LEROAR And 1ou,re sure 1ou don,t want to 2et Harr1 Potter 4now t$at 1ou,re rea221 st'22 a2'8e3 UM%LEORE O$) no) P'g5arts $as 0een a 62ose21 guarded se6ret 5or t$ousands o5 1ears* It,d 0e a s$a/e to 2et t$e 6at out o5 t$e 0ag* No &un 'ntended* RUM%LEROAR I su&&ose 1ou,re r'g$t* Do 1ou $a8e 1our s&a6esu't) Du/02edore3 UM%LEORE O$) t$an4 1ou 5or re/'nd'ng /e* 9Wa24s awa1 5ro/ R!MBLEROAR) gets s&a6esu't) and s'ts on R!MBLEROAR+S 0a64< UM%LEORE Read1 to go) Ru/013 RUM%LEROAR I sure a/* To P'g5arts* R!!!!MBLEROAR. Ac Scene !! # Inside Hog7ars 9+OL,EORT is outsi#e o' the scene while the stu#ents are in Hogwarts < VOLEMORT Sonorous* Peo&2e o5 Hogwarts* It,s /e* Harr1 Potter 's dead* He was 4'22ed w$'2e runn'ng awa1) tr1'ng to sa8e $'/se25 w$'2e 1ou 2a'd down 1our 2'8es 5or $'/* T$e 0att2e 's won* M1 Deat$ Eaters outnu/0er 1ou* Cont'nue to res'st and 0e s2aug$tered* Co/e out o5 t$e 6ast2e) 4nee2 0e5ore /e) and 1ou /a1 0e s&ared* 9+OL,EORT e&its< RO Aw) 6ra&* O4a1) 1ou gu1s 0arr'6ade t$e door* C$o) 1ou see '5 Ne8'22e,s dead* You gu1s) go get sna64s* O$) 6ra&) we 0arr'6aded t$e door* Me) I won,t @u't* We22) t$ere,s on21 one t$'ng we need to do* We,re gonna 5'g$t*
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RO No) no) we 6an,t =ust 0e Deat$ Eaters* We are gonna 5'g$t) o4a13 And we are gonna 5'g$t so $ard t$at we are gonna w'n* "!- # VOLEMORT IS $OI$ O' RO HE THIN#S THAT WERE INISHED HE THIN#S THAT WERE DONE HE THIN#S THAT IT,S OVER HIS BATTLE IS WON77HA. HE THIN#S THAT WERE INISHED B!T WE AREN,T THRO!GH STOP AND THIN# MY RIENDS WHAT WO!LD HARRY DO OR YO! HERMIOE HARRY NEVER GAVE !P THE IGHT HARRY STOOD !P OR WHAT IS RIGHT WELL) NOW IT,S O!R T!RN RO A HERMIOE O!R T!RN MA#E A ?OY!L SO!ND VOLDEMORT IS GOING DOWN RO* $IY* A HERMIOE WE M!ST !NITE SO WE CAN IGHT T!RN THE BATTLE ARO!ND TIME,S R!NNING O!T ITS TIME TO SHO!T VOLDEMORT IS GOING DOWN HERMIOE CAN+T YO! EEL A IRE B!RNING NOW IT,S TIME TO BE A MAN A GREAT BIG M!SCLY S!PER BIG S!PER HOT MAN RO A RACO A7HA.
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WE+LL BE AN ARMY OR D!MBLEDORE OR D!MBLEDORE WE M!ST !NITE SO WE CAN IGHT T!RN THE BATTLE ARO!ND TIME,S R!NNING O!T IT,S TIME TO SHO!T VOLDEMORT IS GOING DOWN. 9Enter HARRY < HARRY Gu1s) I,/ a2'8e* Gu1s) I 4now $ow to de5eat Vo2de/ort* E8er1one 5o22ow /e) o4a13 ALL WE M!ST !NITE SO WE CAN IGHT T!RN THE BATTLE ARO!ND TIME,S R!NNING O!T ITS TIME TO SHO!T VOLDEMORT IS GOING WE M!ST !NITE SO WE CAN IGHT VOLDEMORT IS GOING DOWN. 9Enter +OL,EORT < VOLEMORT W$at) Potter) $ow /an1 t'/es do I $a8e to 4'22 1ou3 HARRY C2ear21 /ore t$an on6e* But 't,s a22 o8er) Vo2de/ort) 0e6ause 1ou 6an,t 4'22 /e t$'s t'/e* No0od1 $e2& /e. I got to do t$'s 01 /1se25* VOLEMORT He doesn,t /ean t$at* It,s not $ow $e o&erates) 's 't 0o13 W$o,re 1ou gonna use as a $u/an s$'e2d t$'s t'/e) Potter3 9RON walks towar# HARRY *< HERMIOE Ron. 9RON returns<
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No0od1. >Cause t$'s t'/e 't,s =ust 1ou and /e* >Cause a22 t$e $or6ru:es are gone I destro1ed t$e/ a22. VOLEMORT W$at3 E8en /1 -e5ron &oster3 HARRY Es&e6'a221 t$e -e5ron &oster* VOLEMORT No. Curse 1ou) Potter) 1ou,22 d'e 5or t$at. HARRY No) I won,t* Be6ause 1ou 6an,t 4'22 /e) and 1ou 6an,t 4'22 an1 o5 t$ese &eo&2e* VOLEMORT W$at are 1ou on a0out3 HARRY You don,t 2earn 5ro/ 1our /'sta4es) do 1ou) Vo2de/ort3 I was &re&ared to d'e to sa8e t$ese &eo&2e* VOLEMORT But 1ou d'dn,t* HARRY Yes) 0ut I /eant to* And t$at,s w$at d'd 't* I,8e done w$at /1 /ot$er d'd 5or /e 5or t$ese &eo&2e* I,8e g'8en t$e/ /ag'6a2 san6tuar1 so 1ou 6an,t $urt /e or t$ese &eo&2e e8er aga'n* VOLEMORT So w$at3 W$o 6ares a0out t$ese 6$'2dren3 It,s 1ou I want dead) Potter* W$at,s to sto& 1ou 5ro/ d1'ng w$en I str'4e3 HARRY ?ust one t$'ng* T$'n4 a0out a22 t$e &eo&2e 1ou,8e $urt Vo2de/ort) a22 t$e 2'8es 1ou,8e destro1ed) a22 t$e &eo&2e 1ou,8e 4'22ed* Ma10e tr1 a 2'tt2e s2'6e o5 re/orse &'e* T$ere,s got to 0e one &erson) one t$'ng 'n 1our 2'5e 1ou /'ss) t$at 1ou regret* VOLEMORT We22) /a10e t$ere,s one*** No. T$ere 'sn,t* T$e =o4e,s on 1ou) Potter. I don,t 6are a0out an10od1. HARRY I 4now* And t$at w$at /a4es 1ou su6$ a 0utt5a6e* >Cause $ere at Hogwarts) we a22 st'64 toget$er* We 2o8e one anot$er) we,re 5r'ends* M1 2o8e,s &rote6ted t$ese gu1s) t$e'r 2o8e,s a22 I need to &rote6t /e 5ro/ 1ou* VOLEMORT Let,s &ut t$at t$eor1 to t$e test) Potter. A8ada #eda8ra. HARRY 103
E:&e22'ar/us. 9+OL,EORT 'alls to the groun# < CHO CHA$ We22) C$o6o2ate rogs) Harr1 Potter d'd 't) 1,a22* 9E/er%one celebrates. +OL,EORT0S bo#% is #ragge# o''stage * HARRY an# "!NNY start to kiss.< RO W$oa. W$oa. W$oa. W$oa. W$oa) 2'sten) $e1* I =ust wanna 2et 1ou gu1s 4now t$at I,/ tota221 6oo2 w't$ 't* HERMIOE Gu1s) I guess t$at a0out t'es u& a22 t$e 2oose ends* RO Yea$) e8er1t$'ng,s 6oo2* HERMIOE O$) e:6e&t t$e House Cu& Tourna/ent* EVILLE Gu1s) gu1s) 2oo4 at t$'s. I 5ound Du/02edore,s w'22* It sa1s) 'n t$e e8ent o5 /1 deat$) Gr155'ndor w'ns t$e House Cu&. It a2so sa1s t$at Hogwarts goes to Harr1 Potter) /1 6$o6o2ate 5a6tor1 goes to C$ar2'e) and Toontown goes to t$e toons* 9E/er%one cheers< HARRY He1) gu1s) we22) I guess a22 t$e &ro5essors are dead) so 0utter0eer,s on /e* 9 E/er%one e&its< Ac Scene !- # Lea>ing ADkaBan 9A de/entor and "!IRRELL are on stage<
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