A Pick Up Artist Cheat Sheet by Elvisman How to Meet, Attract, Game and Seduce 9’s and 10’s at Bars and Clubs
This is my official no b.s. pick up artist Cheat Sheet that I have internalized and used plenty myself, which has all been field tested and works good for me and my personality. I’ve only included the best and most valuable ideas and techniques that I
have found and discovered from various sources and from doing thousands of cold approaches and gaming 9’s and 10’s at bars and clubs every weekend for the past 10 years. If you can master the first 25 minutes you will learn how to condition a girl to love you, pursue you and want to be with you for the rest of her life or until you blow it with her by doing or saying something wrong. All this material is proven and field tested and is the right stuff to do with women that will make her the most attracted to you and will make her view you as cool, high value, sex worthy and someone that she wants in her life instead of someone she wants to avoid. Remember it’s all about the skill, you’re not a special snowflake, she doesn’t really care about you, only if you activate her emotions the right way, avoid her autopilot blow a guy off mechanisms and game her properly will she eventually give you the compliance that you want from her in return, getting her number, getting her to meet up, allowing physical escalation, etc.
1. Opening 2. Cold Reading 3. Role Play
4. Kino
5. Get Numbers 6. Kiss Closes 7. Pulling and Venue Change 8. DHV Routines and Stories 9. Negs 10. Qualify and Connection 11. Cocky Funny 12. Buying Temperature 13. Logistical questions 14. Phone Game/Texting
Each man has his own perfect way of meeting and pulling women. It is up to you to find out what that way is through testing a whole bunch of different things. I’ve found that my best way of meeting women is in bars and clubs smoking section usually outside because it’s a lot more quite and easier to talk to women when they are there smoking as well, asking you for a smoke or a light etc. If you don’t smoke buy some herbal or fake cigarettes online and hang out there anyways. I also seem to really like hired guns because you know where they work and can always get back to them another time, ie. waitresses, hostesses, bartenders, strippers, etc.
1. Opening I don’t do anything too fancy for opening, not even opinion openers. How’s it going, you guys seem pretty cool, Happy Friday (or whatever day it is, even happy Monday) hey, what are you guys drinking? Let me guess. Hey I thought you looked cute and wanted to meet you.
2. Cold Reading You have a good girl face but I can tell that you have a crazy side to you. You have an innocent smile but I can tell from your eyes there’s a part of you that’s kind of a trouble maker.
You guys are so feisty this is just like watching The View/Desperate Housewifes Are you guys like really good friends? You guys make very similar/the exact same facial expressions. You know what else I notice, whenever I say something or whenever you guys are going to same something you’ll look at each other first. Usually the beta female will look first to see how her friend is feeling and then copy her opinion. Are you guys girl coding? Do you believe in Esp? Think of a number from 1-4 first number that comes to your head but don’t say it, got it? 3. Think of a number from 4-10 first number that comes to your head but don’t say, got it? 7 Strawberry Fields Let’s play a game. Imagine you’re alone in a field and there’s a strawberry field in front of you, but there’s a fence around it. How high is the fence? Now you’re inside the strawberry field, how many strawberries do you take? After you’ve finished enjoying your strawberries how do you feel about the farmer whose field you took them from? How many strawberrys you picked means how many boyfriends you want in your life. How you feel about the farming is how you feel about someone after
hooking up with them and how high the fence is means how easy you are to get into bed. Ring on Finger Do you know what they say about a girl who wears a ring on that finger? Depending on what finger you wear a ring on, it represents a Greek God from Greek Mythology. The Thumb represents Poseidon, the god of the sea, you tend to be independant, and you kinda do their own thing The Index represents Zeus, the king of the gods and you tend to be more dominant like no no no or don’t do that. The Middle finger represents Dionysus, the god of wine and partying, you tend to do whatever you want and could care less what others think. It’s like fuck you to the world. The Ring finger represents Aphrodites, the goddess of love and that’s why we wear our wedding ring on that finger The Pinky represents Ares, the God of War and is a sign of conflict, did you buy it yourself or did someone give it to you? (If bought, it means that you may have some inner conflict or emotional conflict) (If given it means you may have some
tension between this person or some unresolved problem you haven’t solved yet) Palm Read You know your hand says a lot about you. I’ve had this gift since I was kid and I can see the future by reading someone’s palm. Have you ever had your palms read before. “Your hand is very soft and relaxed you’re normally pretty laid back down to earth kinda person, flexible and adaptable to new social situations etc. These lines here on the bottom of your hand represent how many kids you’re gonna have. Count them. Have you heard of hand reflexology? When you put pressure on different parts of the hand it has a positive effect on different organs in the body, I also took classes on hand massage (massage hand for a bit) then let go and say “ok slow down, that’s all you get”.
3. Role Play You know what I would do with you? I would dress you all up in black leather from head to toe, then I’m gonna take you in my
spaceship, I’m gonna fly you all around the galaxy and you’re gonna be my space princess. You could be my personal assistant. I can pay you like $20 an hour and you could like run my errands and stuff, and make me sandwiches when I get hungry. but I don’t know, can you cook? What’s your best dish? Your like my bratty little little sister. Well you wanna get married, we could take my private jet and be in Vegas in a few hours, we could go through the drive through Elvis wedding. But you have to make enough money to support both of us. I don’t think this relationship is gonna work out. I’m gonna have to break up with you. I would dress you up as Marilyn Monroe and I could dress up as elvis and we could take my private jet to Vegas and do impersonations at the hotels and collect mad money in tips and then run off to the next hotel before we get caught by security. Ok who is the good one and who is the bad one? I would dress you up in a little red devils costume with horns, a tail, and a pitchfork. And you would get the angels costume, with wings and a halo. And roll with you guys arm in arm like this, and every girl would be jealous of you, and whenever I had to make
a decision I would consult and whoever’s idea was the most fun, that’s what we would do.
4. Kino Spin Move look at back of hand and go, “oh interesting” so she looks at back of your hand, then go “put up your hand like this” then grab it and say “now lemme see” then “now do a little spin and spin her inside of herself (not outside) and go “very nice! that’s what you get for being good” San Diego Handshake Do you know the San Diego handshake? Show her the typical hand slap and fist pump. Now do it again but more smooth like we’ve known each other forever. Nice. Do you know the La handshake? Show her different kind. Do you know the New York handshake?
Hug Spin At a good time to pump buying temperature and when it’s appropriate or you feel you can get away with it. I’m a show you something, give me a hug. Pick her up and spin her around and then set her back down. It’s pumps buying temperature Salsa Dancing Ok check this out, lemme see your hands. Now put your right foot forward, then back, left foot forward, then back, salsa dance for a sec, then spin her again.
TV Test Check this out, hug her from behind and say “Imagine we’ve been hanging out for 6 months, we’ve already had all our fights, and found all our boundaries and our favorite TV show comes on, what is it? What show is it? Ok guess what, shows over and push her off and say “now get off me”.
Shoulder Tap with the back of the hand is the least intrusive form of touch and you should start off with it.
Then there’s the shoulder tap, Then the both shoulder grasp, while looking away Finger clasp her with both hands, then put her hands over your shoulders and your hands over her waist while looking away, then release. Throwing arm around her shoulder How well you know your body routine. The high 5 The basic fist pump Arm in arm “Oh my God! Give me a hug” after she says or does something you can misinterpret as doing or being good. When sitting next to her, put her hand on your knee or leg.
5. Get Numbers Number Close and Phone Game Let me give you my number before you go, maybe we’ll hang out sometime. Then get her phone and call your number with it so it rings and then you have her number in your phone as missed call. You can also save your number in her phone as something funny like, “Sex Machine” “Sex God” “Brad Pitt” “Mr Right” “Lover Boy” “Dream Lover” You can tell her to text you something, to start to condition her to begin to text you and to reply to your texts. You can also text to your phone something like “your so hot” and then show her in your phone and say “when did you text this?” Tell her to call you and pick up and start talking to her while she’s right there to condition her to start calling you, and make her comfortable talking to you over the phone, and to take your calls, etc. Go like “who is this? is this Sarah? I told you to stop stalking me, were breaking up already” or whatever, make it fun
and funny, then tell her to call you again, or call her and tell her to pick up. Take a selfie picture of the two of you on your phone, tell her to kiss you on the cheek and take a picture of that, kiss her on the cheek and take a picture of that or just film a movie for the whole 10-15 seconds, then later pick the best picture or frame and send it to her in a text saying something like, “wow it sure looks like you really like me, you should really slow it down you know” or whatever setting the frame that you’re the prize obviously. I’m a dj and (my girlfriend/friend) and I throw parties. I should invite you sometime, I’ll text you next time something’s going on. What’s your number?/Let me give you my number
6. Kiss Closes Hypnotized?
Have you ever been hypnotized before? I’m gonna hypnotize you are you ready? Then go for it. Would you like to kiss me? Would you like to kiss me? (if no say I didn’t say you could, you just look like you had something on your mind) if she says anything else, then go for it or say “let’s find out” and go for it. Kiss my cheek After you do something that can be rewarded, like something she likes or makes her laugh or like a magic trick point to your cheek and say “kiss my cheek”. If she does then you can say “nice, but like this” or “no you’re doing it all wrong, like this” then go in and kiss hers. See if you can get her to kiss yours again “like that, now try again”. Eskimo Kiss “This is the perfect time for an eskimo kiss, do you know what an eskimo kiss is?” Rub noses together, then go for it or rub noses together again and then go for it. David Deangelo’s The Kiss Test
Touch the tips of her hair and say “your hair looks real nice” and stop and see her reaction, if good then touch again “ya, its real soft” if she still likes then go for it. Mystery’s Kiss Gambit Lean in and lean back just enough to touch her personal space to test her response, if she doesn’t flinch or move away the go right in and kiss her. Lovedrop’s Kiss Gambit Hug her and peck her on the top of her head, hold her close and kiss her forehead, kiss her on shoulder, kiss her on back of neck, kiss her jawline, cheek, chin, lips. all while rubbing her shoulder muscles, arms, back, outside of hips and thighs. You smell so good, I’m trying hard not to make out with you right now. I’m not even in that head space, yes I am, I didn’t say that. Ah fuck it, come here
8. DHV Routines and Stories These are all personal to me obviously but see the structure with dhv spikes, social proof, preselection, doing cool fun stuff, having connections, friends, etc. and use stories from your own life with dhvs in them, write them out, test them and see what works good for you. Judge Judy Story Have you ever been on tv before? I was on Judge Judy once. This guy in my neighborhood went in my house and stole $1000 from me, so I called up my 4 best friends and they all came with me to his house. And I’m not a violent person at all I try to avoid violence at all costs but this definitively crossed the line so when you came out of his house I clocked him in the face with a right hook direct hit and he runs back in his house, locks the door and calls the police. So we leave and after I file a lawsuit at the vista courthouse and a week
later get a call from Judge Judy saying she heard about our case and wants us to be on her show. So me and a couple friends go to Hollywood, I win the money back, got paid $500 for showing up, and Judge Judy made this guy look like a fuckin imbisol. The day after that people at work were coming up to me saying they saw me on Judge Judy. It was classic.
Kasanova Magazine Have you ever done modeling? My friend Terrence is the owner of Kasanova Magazine. It’s a new luxury lifestyle magazine. I can probably hook you up if you’re ever interested in doing a photoshoot sometime. Exotic Dancer Girlfriend My last girlfriend was an exotic dancer, don’t be a hater, when I live in Portland for 6 months. I used to go see her at her work all the time and then she eventually just started coming over to my house. You wanna see a picture of her. Tell me if you think she’s cute. Tash Rapper
Do you know Tash the rapper? My friend Jacob is a hip hop artist and is friends with Tash and I went to his house one time and he was there. He gave me a corona, we smoked a blunt and started freestyling together. Rapping with Tash, sick. Marisa Psychic I’m psychic, my friend Marisa is a psychic, she lets me take her classes for free. (One time we were practicing psychometry. Do you know what that is? It’s the Greek word for spirit, also known as token or object reading, where you get messages about someone by making physical contact with an object that they’ve had for a long time.) She says I have all the same gifts she does, and I’ve done readings before. Have you ever had your tarot cards read before? Are you curious?
Chris Angel Vegas Do you guys wanna see a magic trick? Do you know who Chris Angel is? Me and my girlfriend/friends were in Vegas and we
saw the Chris Angel show at the Luxur hotel, you know the hotel that’s a pyramid? And one of my friends works with Chris Angel and showed me how to do one of his tricks, do you wanna see it? But I can only do it once. Ok, you, stand up for a second, put out your hands out like this. Like this, put em like this, are you right or left handed? Put this one away, I’m going to try to make ash come from my hand onto yours, are you ready? say abra cadabra. Open your hand. Massage Kathleen Have you ever been to massage envy? Oh you gotta go. They got the best massages ever. I found this masseuse Kathleen, beautiful girl, she’s been doing massages for 6 years, I used to hit her up every month and then she eventually just started coming over my house whenever I want I can just text her. Works out real good. Party Across the Street My friend Jay and I throw parties all the time, he lives right across the street from pour house and we go there for a little ski trip intermission and come back. He always gets me in the Boars Crossing at the front of the line with no cover and he always get
us free drinks somehow and he knows all the bouncers, it’s crazy.
9. NEGS Is she always like that/this? I can’t even talk to you know This girl, you can dress her up but you can’t take her anywhere. This relationships not gonna work out because you’ll bring home ugly girls. Alright get off me. Ok, that’s all you get. How do you guys roll with this girl? You are so cute, I can’t stand you now. I hate you, oh come here and give me a hug
You are the coolest annoying dork, who has annoyed me all night.
10. Qualify and Connection So what do you want to be when you grow up? Tell me about something you’ve been interested in lately. So tell me 3 things about you that would make me want to get to know you better, besides your looks. Let’s play the I like game, I’ll go first, I like electronic dance music, taking mali and going to strip clubs, meeting girls at bars and clubs, Las Vegas, watching movies, waverunners, making money online, hanging out with my friends Ok so if you could only do one thing for the rest of your life what would it be? And what the emotion you’d get or how would you feel inside? Is what they call your core value and as we were talking about it you actually felt it for a second right? Ok so we fulfilled your life goal in a couple minutes, you can die now. What are you passionate about?
11. Cocky Funny I don’t like how you look at me like that. Like I’m some kind of piece of meat. Are you groping me? I kinda think you just want me for my body. Buy me a drink before you hit on me like that/you try to court me. She wants me but I’m playing hard to get. I know you love me, admit it. This is gonna sound funny but can I check your pulse, I’m checking because the heartbeat never lies. Perfect, just as I thought. “what?” You’re very attracted to me, I know because the heart never lies.
Pull/Venue Change/Date Setup
What are you doing tomorrow? Tell you what, I’m gonna be at Starbucks around 9pm tmrw, why don’t you come by, I’ll read your tarot cards and you can buy the coffee, how’s that sound? You seem like a fun person to have a coffee with sometime. What do you like better mocha frappachinos or strawberrys and chreme? Do you like to party? My friend/girlfriend is having a party across the street, were going to rips shots and come back, are you down? Do you smoke weed? I’m going to my car to smoke a bowl and come back, are you down? Then in car put on a fitting song, smoke a bowl and try to kiss her or put her hand on your dick or something like that. We’re bouncing, you coming with? My friends and I, were about to grab a bite over at Mel’s Diner, you’re more than welcome to tag along. You are so fucking gorgeous, you have to come to my party tomorrow.
16. Logistical questions So who are you here with? Oh cool, what are you doing after this? Where are you staying? What are you doing tomorrow? Where’s your boyfriend. (so she says if you has one or not, if not she’ll usually say “I don’t have a boyfriend” but remember sometimes she will lie)
Miscallaneous Twin brothers Your at a party or a club and you meet twin brothers that look exactly alike physically. One of them has the best hands of any man you’ve ever met and the other is an incredible dancer, which one do you pick? Same scenario, one make you laugh more that anyone you’ve ever met, the other one is the most incredible kisser you could ever encounter in a lifetime. Which one do you pick? Last one, one of them makes more money that Bill Gates, and the other one makes you feel like you are the most desirable woman to walk the face of the planet, which one do you pick?
Phone Game/Texting Value giving texts are information about what you did today or going back to something you were talking about earlier ideally that she was enjoying and when you guys were at a high point. Call back humor also can work along with this principle. Text things that make her laugh and are funny that doesn’t ask anything from her or doesn’t require a response. Text her something funny and after you guys texted each other back a few times and it’s going good, then ask her out. Give her names, lovebug, little mud puppet, Try using we, “when can we get together” instead of “when are you free” In the beginning give her as much time she took for her to respond to you, never respond to fast, sometimes wait a while to respond, introduce unpredictably into the dynamic right away. Also text her a few times, get her on a high note, and then stop.
Also text real stuff from your life and ask her stuff about hers A pattern you can try is call back humor, something about her, and her name. Eg. hey Sam, you ever figure out how we did that Chris Angel trick? You were more fun and outgoing than most the girls there. You can include your name in your first text so that she doesn’t have to ask, who is this. If you don’t have any call back humor keep it simple like “Hey Sarah, It was great to meet you. Have a good night. -Alex Then after a few exchanges of witty repartee and she’s getting emotional again then go for the kill by saying “let’s meet up later tonight” “we should meet up later tonight” Don’t try to get her to meet up on the first couple messages You can try “baiting” by using a low pressure or non specific text about the two of you meeting up so if she’s interested she’ll respond but if not you haven’t lost much ground and you can keep working from there. The classic formula is “You guys should meet us out” or “let’s get together next week”
if we don’t hang out soon then I’m going to start cheating on you Oh my god, u have got to see this video I saw on facebook (cool video, evan ball catch? Hmm, We are going to be at Pour House at 11, you and your friends should stop by Try to do 4 value adding texts to every text that has something to do with meeting up with her again. Find out her schedule first to limit her no’s to you, you don’t want it to become a pattern. Have 3 or 4 ideas for a date meetup, instead of asking to meet up for coffee 5 times in a row, eg. karaoke, live music at bar for drinks, bowling alley, some kind of party idea “were playing beer pong, stop by for a drink” etc. if she can’t make coffee suggest a different meetup (bar?) when you ask her out again.
The ideal is to get her to come to your place and you guys leave together, then when you get back invite her in for a second to get her back in your house.
Sara! Pour House Friday night. Be there or we are breaking up and I’m not taking you back this time Text commonalities when you first met Funny or teasing pet names? Don’t text back right away every time, at least be a little bit of a challenge which will make her more comfortable. If you don’t get a response after 1 or 2 texts then stop the bleeding and stop texting her for a day or 2 to give her time to forget about it. Then send her something light in a few days pretending like it never happened. If it was a major mistake wait longer before re initiating. Have and deliver routines that seed the original conversation with opportunities for call back humor on the future text You should text a girl within 1 day of meeting her, to help her remember hanging out with you and the good emotions she felt, better to text sooner than later, or just text her something right away even if she’s right in front of you
If you don’t get a hold of each other soon, memories and emotions dissipate Text her stuff you think is fucking awesome. I’m getting ready for our romantic 2nd/3rd date. After a grueling 2 hour work day I’m ready to prepare the romance. Match the length of your texts to her last response, don’t text a lot more than her last response Text her something awesome that you’re doing right now and don’t invite her “I’m at this really cool bar/party (make comment of what’s going on there) there’s these 2 girls making out at the bar. Hope your well, drop you a line soon.
Also texting her a picture of the 2 of you that you took before on your phone is a good first text along with a comment or not. Putting your name in her phone with a funny nick name can be cute, boy toy, sex machine, sex god, dream lover, etc.
In Conclusion, you should learn and practice to become a master at approaching the hottest women at bars and clubs and being able to attract them and game them properly and efficiently. The more you get out there and interact the better you will become. Also consider using a tape recorder to record the whole night so you can get to hear your delivery and know how to improve especially after hearing the girl’s responses after, so you eventually know not only what to say but how to say it. You will probably notice either speaking to fast, not using enough pauses or using weak or rapport seeking tonality, speaking to quietly etc. The more girls you have in your life, the more social power you will have and the less you will worry or be overly concerned with anyone particular girl that you have on deck or that you’re trying to seduce. Having a harem of 10 really hot girls that you can text anytime to come over is very empowering and is an ideal for most men. The very best way to turn a hot girl stranger into a friend or a girlfriend is to have sex with her as soon as you possibly can. (On average it takes 4-10 hours but you can shorten this especially by doing several venue changes to activate the time distortion effect.) This way she will start to care about you because you have potential value for her now and are less of a threat to her value, she already gave it up, instead of blowing you off and ignoring you like your nothing to her.
If you can’t hook up with her that same night you meet her and have to get her number then make sure it’s after 25 minutes of solid game or she won’t remember you or will not really care too much as there are too many other cool guys that she has access to or that will come around for her. Good luck out there in the field my friend, May you have all the success with women and dating that you could ever desire, Elvisman
