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THE "VAGINA"

Lie down on your side and hold onto your penis with the "Backhand" grip. grip . Roll over further and brace your hand against the bed, and thrust your penis in and out of your hand. This closely mimics the movements of intercourse. It's a very different feeling to masturbate by moving your pelvis rather than your hand. It's also fun to put your other o ther hand down and feel your scrotum moving back and forth as you pump in and out of the "vagina." VARIATION: "VAGINA" FINISH

If you like the "Vagina" technique but don't have a lot of stamina or energy, masturbate m asturbate normally until you can feel that if you don't stop, you'll ejaculate. At that point, wrap both hands around your penis and start pumping "Vagina"-style like there's no tomorrow. This will be a very rewarding experience. VARIATION: TWO-HANDED "VAGINA"

Kneel on the floor, and lay down a towel. Lube up well, and lock together the fingers of both hands, palms up. Place your erection in your y our hands, and wrap your hands around your penis. Then put your hands (and your erection) on the floor, and pump your pelvis front to back, without moving your hands. Throw your head back, close your eyes, and imagine having sex with the girl of your dreams. You may have to lube up a few times, but it produces a very nice orgasm.

ROSY PALM

With some kind of lubrication, rub the tip of your penis head against

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the palm of your other hand. The resulting orgasm will be very powerful. VARIATION: ROSY FIST

Masturbate regularly with one hand, and with the other, do the Rosy Palm. VARIATION: ROSY PALM & BLANKET

Lie in bed with a soft blanket on top of you; hold your penis with one hand and stick it straight up so the head is touching the blanket. Then with your other hand go outside (on top of) the blanket and try the Rosy Palm technique through through the blanket blanket.. You You don' don' t nee nee lube; all you feel on your penis head is your soft blanket. You might not be able to continue this for long because of how sensitive your penis head can become. VARIATION: ROSY ARM

Instead of rubbing your penis head on your palm, rub it on your forearm. forearm. You don' t need need lube, lube, and and it' it' s soft softer er than than your your hand. hand.

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this over and and over the top top third of the penis. penis. Feel Feel how the fingers fingers conform conform to the penis' penis' s contour as they slide over the head and back. As you do this, position your other hand behind the "lips," and grip and squeeze the head as you push the penis in.

THE MILKER

Make a ring ring around the the base of of your penis penis with your your well-lubrica well-lubricated ted right right hand' s thumb and forefinger, and slide it up along the shaft. When the ring reaches the head, make a ring around the base of your penis with your well-lubricated left hand, and work it up. Repeat the process when your left "ring" reaches the head of your penis. The idea is to go up without ever going down. You can use only the thumb and forefinger or add the other fingers as you get away from the base.

CIRCLE 'N' STROKE

With one hand, do the typical "up and down" motion — but with one finger of the other hand, circle around the head of your penis. This resulting orgasm will be great!

CRAWL THE WALL

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off the ground and keep scooting in toward the wall. Eventually all that should be touching the ground will be the very top of your back and your neck. Your penis should be nearly nearly directly directly above your your face. face. (Don' t stay in in this position position for for long— it can cause discomfort in your neck and may cause it to be sore for a while.) Now try to climax as quickly quickly as you can, can, using any any form of strokes. strokes. If If you' re almost almost there to begin with, it it won' t take long. long. Keep your back back as straight straight as possible, possible, with with your stomach stomach in (and (and with a little little dire directi cting ng from from your hands) hands),, and you' you' ll get afaceful of semen. Towels are helpful to avoid causing a mess.

THE INFINITELY DEEP "VAGINA"

Make a fist with, say, your right hand — but instead of grabbing your penis, put it just in front of the head. Then push your penis through your fist. When the head of your penis is about to to pop out of your your hand, continue continue the "tunnel" "tunnel" with with your left left hand. That way way you' ll be perpetually penetrating into a "vagina."

THE BELLY RUB

Get an erection, and if you want, lube up your penis really well, and also lube up your lower stomach area just above your pubic hair and below belly button. Place the base of your thumb just below the head of your penis and under it, so it enables you to push your penis against your lower abdomen. When your penis is against your lower abdomen, push from right to left to right to left over and over again. This way, the surface area of your penis head is in constant contact with your skin.

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HOT ' N' STEAMY

Wait until nobody is home, and then get undressed. Turn your shower on with the hottest water temperature you can get, and wait a while until the shower is totally steamy. Without getting your hands wet, shut off the shower and hop in quickly without letting any heat escape. escape. Your Your temperature temperature will will rise, rise, and you' ll feel warm warm and a bit damp damp— but not wet. Masturbate in the heat and steam, let your fantasies run wild in the heat, and yell aloud if you want. Do this as many times as you like (but try not to waste too much water or energy!).

WHIP IT GOOD

Sit, recline, or lie so your penis points straight up in the air. Grip it relatively low, near the base, and make fairly short, fast strokes. If you stroke with a slightly circular motion, you' ll find find that your your penis head "whips" "whips" back and forth. The idea idea is to find find the exact exact stroking rate that matches the sympathetic resonant frequency of your penis — guys with shorter penises penises will will have to to go faster to to get the proper proper action. action. You' ll know you are are at the right stroking rate when the head whips back and forth with a motion opposite that of your hand. If your penis is very hard and/or short the opposing motion might not be apparent, but you should still be able to feel the inertia of your penis "fighting" your hand. You should not have to use a great deal of force to achieve the sensation — the timing is the most important factor. This method can be very messy! When you ejaculate, your semen can break up into globules that fly absolutely everywhere. You might want to spread out a large sheet so you' re free free to go go for maximum maximum spla splatte tter. r. VARIATION: WHIP IT HOOK

Make your index finger into a hook, and then use it to perform the technique. It provides more contact for a better feeling.

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MONKEY GRIP

This one is great if you like to massage your scrotum with one hand while you masturb masturbate ate with with the other other.. If you' you' re right right handed, instead of holding your scrotum from the left side, cross your wrists (left wrist wrist on on top) top) so so you' you' re grabb grabbing ing your your scrotum from the right side. You may have to bend your body to the right to get the best positio position. n. If you' you' ve never never done done this this before before,, it will feel like someone else is holding your scrotum. Tip: As you masturbate with the other hand, press your fingertips and thumb into the cracks between your scrotum and each thigh, and gently massage those areas with slow, rhythmic movements.

THE HUMP & SQUEEZE

This technique can provide that pre-ejaculatory feeling for as long as you want. Lie on a bed (or the floor, but a bed/couch works best) on your stomach, with your penis against your abdomen. With one hand, reach under you and grab your penis. Now "hump" the bed, and as you thrust your pelvis down, squeeze your penis. As you move back up, loosen your squeeze. Repeat these steps. Before long, you should get that feeling you get right before ejacul ejaculation ation — but don' don' t stop stop or anything. anything. Just keep keep going— if you "hump" at just the the right speed, speed, that feeling feeling will last, last, and you won' t ejaculate. ejaculate. If you secrete secrete a lot of "pre-cum," it can get messy; consider putting a towel under you.

















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DRUMMER BOY

Take off your pants but leave your briefs on. Get an erection and start tapping on your bulge with your fingers or something else. Be patient — this takes a while, but the resulting orgasm can be great. i

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TWO HANDS ARE BETTER

If your penis is long enough, place your dominant hand near the penis base, and place your other hand above it around your penis. If you masturbate that way it covers more area, so it feels better.

RINGING THE BACK DOORBELL

Here Here'' s a techn techniq ique ue for for guys guys who are aren' n' t afra afraid id to to stimul stimulat atee thei theirr anus anus a litt little le.. It' It' s a good good idea to take take a shower or or bath first. first. Once you' ve gotten gotten yourself well well aroused, aroused, kneel so you have easy access with your hands both in front and behind yourself. Put one hand behind you between your buttocks, with a single fingertip against your anus, ready to

















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Gently grip the skin just below the penis head on the underside; place it between the thumb and index finger, finger, and and start rubbing, rubbing, almost almost like like you' re snapping snapping your fingers fingers with with just just your your index index finger. finger. You You won' t feel feel anything anything unti untill you' re almos almostt about about to ejacu ejaculat late. e. Start masturbating normally, paying close attention to the penis head. When you feel you' re about to to ejaculate, ejaculate, slow slow down and switch switch to the Skin Skin Flick technique technique and and continue. continue. With this variati variation on you usually usually don' t have as as strong an an orgasm as when you use the Skin Flick method all the way from the start. Variation:

THE SHORT "VAGINA"

For this one, put the palm of your hand around the head of your penis, extending your fingers along the shaft (the thumb on top of the shaft and the middle and third finger on each side of the ridge under the shaft, the forefinger and the little finger being on each side). Using this grip, the head of your penis will bang against the palm of your hand every time you will penetrate the "vagina." With your free hand, you can lengthen the vagina or play with something else.

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THE FOREARM V

A semi-hands-free technique: Simply clasp your hands together by interlocking your fingers tightly; then lower your arms and get your penis to rest in the V between your forearms. Masturbate normally, by moving your arms together. The effect is better if you resist letting your dominant hand control the movement — let both arms move as one. The freedom of not having your penis clasped seems to encourage a good ejaculation. You pretty pretty much have to be standing standing to use use this method, method, but it' it' s more interestin interesting g than the "fist," but it can still be done in a tight space like a shower.

THE BELLY-SMACK

Get naked. Standing up, spread Vaseline over the top part of your penis head and spread more Vaseline on your stomach around the navel area. Leaning forward against something, and with a little bounce in your knees, thrust your pelvis and smack your penis against your greased belly about two times per second. Do this in 3- to 5-minute intervals. If you can keep this going for an hour, your penis will get so sensitive that it tingles tingles and twitches twitches between between intervals. intervals. When When you finally finally do ejaculate ejaculate,, it' s a no-hands -hands orgasm, with your penis smacking against your belly and semen flying everywhere. Take it slowly at first, with short sessions until your lower back and penis get used to it.

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CROSSED FOREARMS

Lie on your back, with your erect penis lying on your stomach. Place your hands palmsdown on your thighs. Then, keeping your arms straight, move your left arm to the right and your right arm to the left, so they cross, making an X. Arrange your arms so the crux of the X lies over your penis head. Keep the smooth skin of your forearms facing your shaft. Now use your stomach and pelvic muscles to thrust your penis forward and back underneath underneath your crossed crossed forearms. forearms. This is a good good hands-off techniqu technique, e, and it' s great for the abs, too!

THE ICE-COLD HAND

Masturbate normally with one hand, with a bowl or pot of ice water nearby. When you feel yourself start to get close to orgasm, put your other hand in the cold water. When you are about to ejaculate, put your now-freezing hand onto your testicles. It might give you the biggest orgasm ever!

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This technique is similar to the "Milker." Instead of beginning at the base of the penis and going up toward the head, use both hands and do this in reverse. It is important that the penis and both hands are well lubricated. Make a "C" with both of your hands, and then stroke your penis downward. Rest the bottom of your palm at the tip of your penis and bring it down; when the bottom of your palm hits your body, do the same with your other hand, bringing the first to the top of your penis, and repeat what you did before. You increase speed as you go, and you always use a downward motion.

SURF THE WEB

Use a Backhand grip with dominant hand. With your other hand approaching vertically from above, place your thumb, index, and middle finger on one side of the base of your shaft and the rest of your fingers on the other. With the webbed-like skin in between your middle and ring finger pressing against the base of your shaft, move both hands along the shaft together. The webbing of skin produces an intercourse-like sensation.

THE WINDSHIELD WIPER

Pull down your pants and underwear. Without lube, get an erection. Press your penis

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MR. SPOCK

After getting an erection, take some baby oil or any lube of your choice, rub the lube over your penis head, shaft, and scrotum (use a lot of it). Put some lube on your dominant hand and make sure to put some extra in between your middle and 4th fingers. Separate your two fingers on each side to make the "Spock" sign from Star Trek. Slide your hand up and down your lubed penis in between your fingers slowly, and at the same time, massage your scrotum and testicles. Vary the speed and pressure of your hand, and you will take yourself to where no man as gone before!



















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TWO HAN HANDS DS — ONE ONE STEA STEADY DY ONE NOT NOT

This is good if you have have a lot of skin on your your circumcise circumcised d penis, or if you' re uncircumcise uncircumcised d and your penis head head isn' t too sensitive. sensitive. With With one hand, grasp grasp the penis penis about halfway up and gently pull the skin around the penis down towards your body. Wrap your other hand around the end of your penis, and with lubrication, stroke up and down the shaft going up almost off the head and then back down.

THE FIGURE-8

Lubricate your hand very well and move your Fist slowly up your penis in the traditional motion. When you reach the head, turn your hand over to a Backhand grip, keeping in contact with the head the whole time, and begin back down with the Backhand. Use varying speeds for best results.

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THE LITTLE MERMAID

From Scandinavia: Sit down folding your legs underneath you but with your feet to the right side — just like the statue of the Little Mermaid in Copenhagen. Bend your torso forward so that your erection lies in the groove formed by the calf and thigh of your left leg, and clamp it in place with the thigh of your right leg. Lubricate generously. Now you have a number of possibilities: Straightening your torso



















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THE BUTTERFLY

Masturbate while lying on your back, and keep your knees bent and pointed outward so the bottoms of your feet are almost touching. (Your legs should be spread.) When you reach orgasm, "pump" your legs, bringing your knees almost together back out again. Keep pumping the legs while you ejaculate.

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job of stimulating the sensitive underside of the penis, while the middle finger produces additional friction on the top. Lube is optional when doing this; in fact, no lube, or very little, intensifies the skin-on-skin feeling. This is a very simple technique that produces great results. It may even be more pleasurable for men who can draw out their orgasms.

THE SQUATTER

Squat down. When your legs are bent, it stretches some of the muscles in your legs and makes the orgasm feel better. For more feeling, bounce up and down in little bounces.

SPRING CLEANING

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HOLY THUMBS

Cover both hands with a lubricant. Put your hands together and interlock your fingers between each other; with palms up, touch your thumbs, which makes a hole between them. Slide your penis into this hole. Tighten your thumbs and move them up and down, or rest your fingers on a counter and thrust in and out.

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THE NAVEL PRESS

As you are masturbating with one hand, place the fingers of your other hand just below your navel and apply apply a good bit of pressure pressure (but not not so much that it' it' s uncomfortable), uncomfortable), and while pressing down, slide your hand down to the top of your pubic hair. Keep repeating repeating the pr ll the way through through orgasm — don' t stop a ach

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THE HOLE OPENER

If you' re circumcis circumcised, ed, just just masturba masturbate te in in your normal way— but but when when you' you' re about about to ejaculate, with the thumb and index finger of your free hand, gently open up the hole at the end of your penis — you will get a bigger ejaculation.

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GRAB FROM BEHIND While standing, bend your torso forward and then bend your legs, so you can reach with one hand from behind — between your legs — to grab your penis. Then start stroking. You can use a "fist" or "backhand" grip, or any other grip you like. It almost feels like someone else is doing it to you, and it also puts a bit of downward pressure on your penis, which increases the sexual pleasure for some guys. You can do this while lying on your side, too, or while kneeling (but you have to crouch down quite a bit). With your

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THE PRAYER

Press your hands tightly against each other, squeezing your shaft between your palms. Move them together in the typical up-and-down motion. This provides a different feeling, because only the sides are stimulated.

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THE FINGER-WALK

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THE BASKET-WEAVE

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when you ejaculate, but it sure helps you to climax faster.

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THE DOUBLE DECKER

Bring both hands down on your shaft, one on top of the other (one near the base, the other near the













































































































































































































































































































































































































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