The Wit & Wisdom of Tyrion Lannister by George R.R. Martin,Excerpt

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Maa` Abn9 K Hkgn al Ucrabns Maa` Uwa9 K Ojksc al @dbhs Maa` Ucrnn9 K _targ al _wares Maa` Laur9 K Lnkst lar Oraws Maa` Ldvn9 K Ekbon wdtc Erkhabs

Ernkgsabhs9 \ajugn D  Ernkgsabhs9 \ajugn DD  K _abh lar Jyk kbe Atcnr _tardns _abhs al _tkrs kbe _ckeaws _kbe`dbhs _abhs tcn Enke Gnb _dbh  Bdhct﬍ynrs Uul \aykhdbh  Vartrkdts al Cds Ocdjernb [ukrtnt 

Eydbh al tcn Jdhct  Xdbeckvnb  (wdtc Jdsk Uuttjn) Lnvrn Ernkg Ucn Krgkhneeab ]kh   (wdtc Iacb I. Gdjjnr) Enke Gkb—s Ckbe  (wdtc

Nedtne my Hnarhn ]. ]. Gkrtdb Bnw \adons db _odnbon Ldotdab, \ajugns ;‟5 ;‟ 5 Ucn _odnbon Ldotdab Xndhc Xndhctt Jass Maa` (wdtc Dskko Ksdgav kbe Gkrtdb Ckrry Hrnnbmnrh) Ucn Iacb X. Okgpmnjj Kwkres, \ajugn > Bdhct \dsdabs ? Xdje Okres D‟SSD  D‟SSD  Aje Gkrs (wdtc Hkrebnr Eazads)

Ucn Xdt kbe Xdseag al

Uyrdab Jkbbdstnr 

Hnarhn ]. ]. Gkrtdb Gkrtdb Djjustrktne my Iabty Ojkr`n

e Mkbtkg Maa`s Bnw Tar`

 ds k war` al ﬋otdab. Bkgns, ockrkotnrs, pjkons, Ucn Xdt Xdt kbe Xdseag al Uyrdab Jkbbdstnr  Jkbbdst nr  ds kbe dbodenbts ndtcnr krn tcn praeuot al tcn kutcar—s dgkhdbktdab ar krn usne ﬋otdtdausjy ﬋o tdtdausjy. Kby rnsngmjkbon ta kotukj pnrsabs, jdvdbh ar enke, nvnbts, ar jaokjns ds nbtdrnjy oadbodenbtkj. Oapyrdhct © =6;? my Hnarhn ]. ]. Gkrtdb Gkr tdb Kjj rdhcts rnsnrvne. Vumjdscne db tcn ^bdtne _tktns my Mkbtkg Maa`s, kb dgprdbt al Ucn ]kbeag Causn Vumjdscdbh Hraup, Hraup, k edvdsdab al ]kbeag Causn JJO, k Vnbhudb ]kbeag Causn Oagpkby, Bnw Tar`. Mkbtkg Maa`s kbe

tcn Causn oajapcab krn rnhdstnrne trkengkr`s al ]kbeag Causn JJO. D_MB 483-6483-6-?5>?5>->?4;=>?4;=-6 6 nMaa` D_MB 483-6483-6-?5>?5>->?4;5>?4;5-5 5

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Ab Mndbh k Ewkrl 

Kjj ewkrls krn mkstkres db tcndr lktcnr— lktcnr—ss nyns.  ―K  ― K Hkgn al Ucrabns

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Xckt iay ta mn k ewkrl.  ―K  ― K Ekbon wdtc Erkhabs

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D wks marb. D jdvne. D kg hudjty al mndbh k ewkrl, D oablnss dt. Kbe ba gkttnr caw gkby tdgns gy haae lktcnr larhkvn gn, D ckvn pnrsdstne db gy dblkgy.  ―K  ― K _targ al _wares

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Xcktnvnr yau wnkr, yau—rn stdjj k ewkrl. Tau—jj bnvnr mn ks tkjj ks tckt `bdhct ab tcn stnps, cdg wdtc cds jabh strkdhct jnhs kbe ckre stagkoc kbe wden gkbjy scaujenrs.  ―K  ― K _targ al _wares

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D ckvn mnnb okjjne gkby tcdbhs, mut hdkbt ds snjeag abn al tcng.  ―K  ― K Hkgn al Ucrabns

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Ucn abjy tcdbh garn pdtdluj tckb k ewkrl wdtcaut k basn ds k ewkrl wdtcaut k basn wca cks ba haje.  ―K  ― K Ekbon wdtc Erkhabs

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Vurocksn k oapy al

UCN XDU & XD_EAG AL UT]DAB JKBBD_UN] Db ckreoavnr ar nMaa`!