Sometimes I wish I could delete people. I can’t forget, but I can pretend. Some people are going to leave but that’s not the End of your Story. That’s the End of their Part in your Story. 1. we all are popularity whores. 2. I may not be perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome. 3. sometimes, I think about my life ... and just want to, kind of, bang my head into a wall. 4. obviously you have mistaken me for somebody who gives a shit. 5. my life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot. 6. people who don't know what the fuck they're doing, shouldn't stand in the way of people who do. 7. today isn't just another day. today I'll create something beautiful. 8. talking to an old friend makes you realize how much your life has changed. 9. I am the designer of my own catastrophe. 10. in the end, they'll judge me anyway, so ... whatever. 11. the naked truth is always better than the best-dressed lie. 12. love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor. 13. don't worry what people think, they don't do it very often. 14. I'm not shy, I'm just holding back my awesomeness. 15. if it still hurts, you still care. 16. hating is a waste of time, because it requires you to give a fuck about things that aren't worththe fucks you're giving. 17. sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 18. A person who never made a mistake, never tried anything new. 19. Paris is always a good idea. 20. You broke my heart. Now I'm gonna break something of yours.
21. we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. 22. I make problems way more complicated than they are. 23. And furthermore, you can all go fuck yourselves. 24. anything that's worth doing is hard. 25. à la folie. 26. Don't ever use someone's past against them. 27. A million feelings, a thousand thoughts, hundreds of memories, all for that one person. 28. You can't keep messing up someone else's feelings just because you're unsure of yours. 29. God grant me the serenity not to kill every single one of these motherfuckers. 30. If your dreams don't scare you, they're not big enough. 31. I hate your negative shit. 32. That awkward moment during a test when you don't know anything and you just start laughing because you know you're fucked. 33. It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. 34. Dear whores, you might as well put some sand in your vaginas so those crabs feel more at home. 35. I'm only saving your number so I know not to answer when you call. 36. I will punch you by accident on purpose. 37. I'm a lot like you, so please: Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting. 38. I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand. 39. The future belongs to those who prepare for it today. - Malcolm X 40. When you're up, your friends know who you are. When you're down, you know who your friends are. 41. An intelligent person does not need the promise of heaven to see the merit in good deeds. 42. Make today ridiculously amazing. 43. when I begin to push you away emotionally, you know I am getting attached. please hold on tighter. 44. Sometimes, you need to step outside, get some air and remind yourself of
who you are and who you want to be. 45. Reset your eyes. Erase your mind. 46. Sometimes I think, sometimes I don't. 47. Be bold or italic, never regular. 48. F#ck me, I'm curious. 49. There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind. 50. Fuck this shit, I'm going to Narnia. 51. I'm not weird. I'm limited edition. 52. Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them. 53. I will disappoint you. Don't bother. 54. Happy endings were never handed out. You have to fight for them, earn them with bruised hearts and sacrifices. 55. There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are supposed to be doing something else. 56. I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke. 57. What doesn't kill you, makes you wish it did. 58. I love people who can make me laugh, when I don't even want to smile. 59. Looking at a friend and saying: "I will if you will." 60. Hated by plenty. Wanted by many. Disliked by some. Confronted by NONE. 61. Don't judge my past. I don't live there anymore. 62. I speak the truth, but I think that's foreign language for you. 63. Giving your friend the "what the fuck is this" look, during a test. 64. I still remember the first time I fell for you; I haven't gotten up since. 65. I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had the water, I'd drink it. 66. I may look calm, but in my head, I've killed you 3 times. 67. You know it's going to be a great story when it starts off with "So this bitch ...".
68. Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's an experience. 69. One day, someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else. 70. Always hope but never expect. 71. If you think you're too small to make a difference, you haven't spent a night with a mosquito. 72. I like people who smile when it is raining. 73. Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate. 74. Two things: if it makes you happy, do it. If it doesn't, then don't. 75. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed, they still ask: "Are you sleeping?", "No I'm trying to die." 76. We are all a little weird and life's a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. 77. I've learned so much from my mistakes ... I'm thinking of making a few more. 78. Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. 79. Be fearful of mediocrity. 80. My attitude is based on how you treat me. 81. You know my name, not my story. You've heard what I've done, not what I've been through. 82. How people treat you is their karma. How you react is yours. 83. Don't follow your dreams; chase them. 84. Dear coffee, I love you. 85. Hangovers - God's way of saying "you kicked ass last night". 86. Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret! 87. Create like a God. Command like a king. Work like a slave. 88. That awkward moment during a test, when you don't know anything and you just start laughing because you know you're fucked. 89. The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. 90. If you don't mean what you say, shut the fuck up.
91. At the end of the day, all we have is who we are. 92. Its weird how you go from being strangers to being friends to being more than friends ... then back to being practically strangers again. 93. I'm not arguing. I'm simply explaining why I'm right. 94. Big dreams, good music & expensive taste. 95. If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith 96. I'm gonna get a tattoo that says 'Helvetica', written in Arial. The first woman that corrects me on it, I will marry her. 96. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. 97. I'm an island of such great complexity. 98. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. 99. I never said I hate you, but I wouldn't mind if you fell into a pool of snakes. 100. I'm not telling you it is going to be easy. I'm telling you it's going to be worth it. 101. True friends stab you in the front. 102. The two hardest things to say in life are "hello" for the first time and "goodbye" for the last. 103. Yes, I've made mistakes. Life didn't come with instructions. 104. Hey world, talk to me when you start making some God damn sense. 105. I'm normal. It's everybody else that needs adjusting. 106. I may be many things, but I am nobody's consolation prize. 107. Dear Karma, I have a list of people that you missed. 108. Destroy what destroys you. 109. Your pants, they bother me. Take them off. 110. A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is hatching a plan. 111. I've been secretly falling apart. 112. I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning. 113. Act without expectation.
114. What we see, depends mainly on what we look for ... 115. What screws us up most in life, is the picture in our head of how it is supposed to be. 116. No matter how serious life gets, you still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with. 117. You make me wish I had more middle fingers. 118. What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up, you could plug it in to your computer and watch them all over again? 119. Never regret something that once made you smile. 120. But first, coffee. 121. I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. 122. We accept the love we think we deserve. 123. There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. 124. Don't compare yourself to others. Compare yourself to the person from yesterday. 125. Happiness depends upon ourselves. - Aristotle 126. From humble beginnings come great things. 127. Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. 128. Sometimes ends, because there is something better lined up in the future. 129. Bad things are always going to happen in life. People will hurt you, but you cannot use that as an excuse to hurt someone back. 130. I'm going to do what I want to do. I'm going to be who I really am. And I'm going to figure out what that is. 131. Someday, you will look back and know exactly why it had to happen. 132. Life has two rules: Number 1, never quit! Number 2, always remember rule number 1 133. Your vision of where or who you want to be is the greatest asset you have. 134. It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. 135. here we go again with your mixed signals and my second thoughts. 136. Don't let the bastards grind you down.
137. You might have loved and lost once, but that does not mean you cannot love another. 138. Relationships aren't for getting things. They're for giving things. Never fall in love to make yourself happy. Fall in love to make the person you fall in love with happy. 139. When you meet someone so different from yourself, in a good way, you don't even have to kiss to have fireworks go off. It's like fireworks in your heart all the time. 140. Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks. Not in what they say. Just in what they are. 141. I could be your perfect disaster, you could be my ever after. 142. Your awkwardness is adorable. 143. I know everything happens for a reason, but sometimes I wish I knew what that reason was. 144. Have a nice life. I'm done trying to be in it. 145. I'm a light sleeper, but a heavy dreamer. 146. I desire things which will destroy me in the end. 147. I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example. 148. Move on. It's just a chapter in the past, but don't close the book, just turn the page. 149. Far from what I once was but not yet what I am going to be. 150. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something. 151. The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you. Bob Harris, "Lost in Translation" 152. Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. 153. If you're going through hell, keep going. 154. When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. 155. You cannot imagine the immensity of the fuck I do not give. 156. Why fit in when you were born to stand out! 157. One day, I want to honestly say, "I made it." 158. I would die for you. But if you ask me to, then you're not worth it. 159. What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it.
160. Never regret anything, because at one point it was exactly what you wanted. 161. God, if you grant me this wish, I'll ask for more, cause I know it works. 162. Don't be afraid of change. You may lose out on something good, but you might gain something even better. 163. So take a change and don't ever look back. 164. I'm not a second fucking choice. 165. There was a difference between what you said and what you did. 166. We aren't in love. We aren't friends. We're just two strangers which know a lot about each other. 167. I know life is unfair, but this is fucking ridiculous. 168. Me? Dirty minded?! Nahh. I like to call it imaginative. 169. Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you. 170. I just kind of wish none of it ever happened. 171. Love when you're ready, not when you're lonely. 172. Love. - A simple word with difficult meaning. 173. I have a habit of falling too hard and falling too fast, and getting my hopes up for something I know won't last. 174. No expectations, no disappointments. 175. You never forget what is worth remembering nor ever remember what is best forgotten. 176. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan 177. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Hellen Keller. 178. Find someone who can change your life, not your relationship status. 179. If it is important to you, you will find a way. If not, you'll find an excuse. 180. Cause if we stand for nothing we'll fall for anything. 181. Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face. 182. I want to like people, but they're just so fucking stupid. 183. Just because we don't talk doesn't mean I don't think about you. I'm just trying
to distance myself because I know I can't have you. - Wiz Khalifa 184. It takes nothing to join the crowd. It takes everything to stand alone. - Hans F. Hansen 185. Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. 186. Should have. Would have. Could have. Didn't. 187. Do not judge my path if you have not walked my journey. 188. But if you never try, you'll never know. 189. Work for a cause, not for applause. Live life to express, not to impress. Don't strive to make your presence noticed, just make your absence felt. 190. I may be crazy, but all the best people are. 191. I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. 192. I would like to apologize to any one I have not offended. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly. 193. My GPS says "time to arrival". I see "time to beat". 194. Just because the fucker has a library card, doesn't make him Yoda. 195. All glory comes from daring to begin. - Eugene F. Ware 196. No matter how hard the past, you can always begin again. - Buddha 197. My worst enemy is my memory. 198. The shortest answer is doing the thing. 199. Dear 3 AM, We have got to stop meeting this way. I'd much rather sleep with you. 200. The journey is the reward. - Steve Jobs 201. Sometimes I get so weird, I even freak myself out. 202. It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. 203. I smile and act like nothing is wrong sometimes. It's called dealing with shit and staying strong. 204. Dear stress, let's break up. 205. I will enroll in "Anger management" classes when you enroll in "Shut the fuck up" and "Keep your fucking nose out of my fucking business" classes.
206. I'd rather have a life of 'oh wells' than a life of 'what ifs.' 207. Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of those pieces. 208. Kindly remove yourself from my personal space. Thanks - Gemma Correll 209. You will recognize your own path when you come upon it, because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. 210. I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Bill Cosby 211. Your beliefs don't make you a better person, your behavior does. 212. If you can't convince them, confuse them. 213. Too many people undervalue what they are, and overvalue what they're not. 214. Tomorrow - A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored. 215. I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit. 216. I want the one I can't have. 217. Don't judge me because I sin differently from you. 218. You've only got three choices in life: Give up, give in, or give it all you've got. 219. Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale. For the rest of us there is always alcohol. 220. My life. My choices. My mistakes. My lessons. Not your fucking business. 221. Isn't it weird that everything sounds better in English? 222. Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman... then better be Batman. 223. Do something today that your future self will thank you for. 224. Couldn't see the point of getting up. I had nothing to look forward to. 225. I don't know where I am going but I am on my way. 226. In the first 30 years of your life, you make your habits. For the last 30 years of your life, your habits make you. 227. People reckon I'm too patronizing (that means I treat them as if they're stupid). 228. If I have to chase and fight for your attention, eventually I won't want it anymore.
229. Why is it so fucking hard to accept the truth? I know how it's going to end, and I know it's going to hurt like hell. So why can't I just spare myself the pain, accept the truth, and stop trying to change the ending? 230. Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.― Robert Maynard Hutchins 231. Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are!
