Pings sweet dreams what are you wearing? lets go rob a bank lets go to mexico hey, who are you fucking tonight? RAAAA! Dinosaur attack! think I'm dying where are you?
Hooks * * Yessica * * oh la la (send to Veronica) I was thinking... have an idea.. good news I don't know did I just see you? I just met your twin congratulations I was just thinking of you, congratulations I hate you
Qualification which Jenny is this and how did you get in my phone? let me know when you want a shot at the title
Sex
Relationships
Travel
I hope your party doesn't fucking suck
Anti-Flaking how many reasons have you come up with not to see me? quantas razones tienes para no verme? tomorrow the adventure begins mañana comenzara la aventura
Flaking beauty is common, but people with a great attitude and a great outlook in life are rare and worth getting to know, even if you meet them at a club. I hope you can find a reason to see me again. la belleza es común, pero la gente con una gran actitud y un gran panorama en la vida son raras y vale la pena conocerlas... aún si las conoces en un boliche.. ojalá que puedas encontrar una razón para ver me de nuevo you're boring, bowling is fun
Comfort it's good that you're not a drunken slut like other girls you seem quite shy
DHVs did you call me yesterday?
Negs do you have Alan's contact? who is this? even though you seem confident, I think you are actually timid what are you learning today? do you always talk to gringos? do you always give your phone number to strangers? please don't call me
Loss Anxiety I hate my girlfriend
Untested are we fighting? I forgot, are we fighting and most importantly, am I winning?
gay and? you're everything I never thought I wanted where were you today? how could you stand me up like that? stop thinking about me, it makes my nose itchy I get so emotional when you are not around. I think the emotion is happiness if I could blink and be anywhere right now, I would be under your desk hey, if you ever disappeared while hiking, I'd remain with the search party until it started raining. hey, I really miss you and want to see you badly BUT this dumbass security guard won't let me into the zoo. can you escape? hey I was just thinking of you. wish you were here to clean my house and do my dishes fetch me a drink and give me a foot massage cook me something and do my dishes morning. don't be mad that I snuck out of your place while you were sleeping. its not that the sex was bad, its just... well I had an early meeting and you understand. hugs and kisses! my dog is cuter than your dog *dirty text message* hey I'm devising a plan to eradicate world peace. I may need your help. I'm going to lure girls back to my place with candy. do you prefer gummy bears or marshmellows? you know what I hate? when you're minding your own business then.. BAM! you're attacked by flying monkeys. you would have loved the gift I didn't bother getting you its all gone! I ate it all the candy I got you for Valentines
About Sam Vincente Sam Vincente was born in prison in Ecuador. He surfs, travels, reads physics papers and talks to girls. His mission is to break the world land speed record in a shopping trolley. You can follow him via RSS or on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr and even on Google+.
