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2 - 8 May 2014www.nuts.co.uk
Cheers, chaps! 4 Nuts ’ 6
After ten years, 526 editions and a ton of fun, Nuts is saying ta-ra! Before we take a bow, though we’d like to thank Dead Crow Beers, Jägermeister, Domino’s, London Speaker Hire and WKD for our sendoff bash. Most of all though, we want to thank you, our readers. None of this would’ve been possible without you. We hope you enjoy our final edition. Much love, gents. It’s been a blast. Over and out.
final gift to the nation!
TV Guide
68
Pub Ammo
52
22
Letters
56
Bedroom Babes
58
Ten Rude Questions
61
Ladies Confess
Covers we wish we’d done!
62
Mayweather and Khan
The final Nuts shoot, starring our sexiest cover girls!
64
Kammy’s Column
66
Adam Lallana
Hippos vs crocodiles!
stars in the brand new Carlsberg advert!
8 Nuts
A quick word with… Arnold Schwarzenegger 10
FEATURES
12 New BMW Series 7 concept 14 A quick word with…
26
Sylvester Stallone
32 Nuts
16
New Russell Brand gags!
18
Rude News
20
“Just walking the eagle!”
P4 PR AT!
34 36
The A-Z of Nuts!
Man vs the stars!
Nuts : a truly
classic work! We deliver our iconic logo to Tate Modern – the nation’s top modern art gallery!
NOW THATNuts is
closing, we wondered what we’d do with our huge red wooden logo. Well, we figured that it was an iconic logo, a piece of art, and the Tate Modern is only over the road – so we wheeled it over. With a team of delivery folk, including Kammy, Lucy Collett, Danni Orsi and Nuts
man Rich (and, erm, his baby daughter – to be honest, she didn’t help much) we arrived and were mobbed by tourists and Nuts fans. But when we offered the Tate’s staff the logo, they turned us down! We think they didn’t have room. So, if anyone would like to give it a good home, it’s yours for the price of a van hire.
N E I R ’B O IS L L E : S O T O H P E G D I R E K C U B Y R O R : S D R O W
“When you said you had new jobs delivering letters…”
Half an hour later, they finally released the handbrake
MODERN GREA T!
