The Jonah Birthday Song There is this fellow who is really cool There's just one thing that you might ridicule You You have to beware It is a real scare He's just got too much hair There is a question we just must roose !e're !e 're not quite sure how this strange taste arose He has to re"thin# It ma#es a big stin# !hen mil#'s in every drin# You You see his room is an enormous mess $ot even mentioning his choice of dress His mind is real quic# But he's not too slic# He's just a lunatic The violin is his true instrument His writing style is so eloquent He never tires He just asires To be different %f course we #now his name to be Jonah He's real sasmodic & ri(ona) *ath is his best class Soma he will ass +ood scores he must amass nd in conclusion we just want to say How glad we are to be with you today There's no denying That we are dying To cheer your big birthday)
