The Art of Conversational-Combat Jujitsu
By: Gabriel Angelo http://www.socialnatural.com
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Please feel free to pass this along to anybody who might be bullied, threatened, victim of abusive verbal attacks, or benefit from this, and any other reason and all the reasons, or ust ust to make yourself feel good. :!
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&k, so you're out having a good time, meeting lots of girls, having fun, your energy is pumped, your state is so high, you never feel more alive(and then all of a sudden some erk comes up to you and calls you “stupid” , “loser” , “pathetic” , etc. )our heart skips a beat, your body begins to boil up, you ear tingles “Oh no, no, he did not just call me that!” )our first response is that you are ready to knock this guy out )$. ( or either you're trying to think of a witty *uick comeback to attack him back, and so ust remain there in silence until it is too late. +f you've ever seen a fight on a night out, it would usually go something like this: &ne person would say “Fuck you!”. he other other person would then then say “Fuck you motherfucker, I’m gonna fuck you up!” right back, and the other person would say “Fuck you!” again. his endless *+uc(-,ou Altercation gets really childish and pathetic and even humorous after time. +t's like “Fuck you!” is the only clever thing they can think of up to attack the other person person back with. hat is the the only thing they can say. -ery non# intellectual, verbal combat $uitsu, indeed if you ask me. +'ve been getting *uestions regarding how to handle insults and abusive verbal attacks that can happen whenever you go out because this game can be brutal when it comes to trying to get g et the same girl other guys have same interest in, but have no fear, +'ll give you some lethal tactics to handle these situations. +'ll be honest with you(+ was bullied a lot when + was younger, and + thought about this for a long time and a nd developed ways to counterattack this into simple social structures to be used over and over again. hat +'m about to show you really work and are etremely effective against these types of people who messed with you, but + caution you not to use them for evil. 0
"onversa "onv ersation tional# al#"omb "ombat at $uitsu $uit su % !ocial Natural herefore, +'d like to devote today's lesson eclusively to *the Art of Conversational-Combat Jujitsu* training. Put on your $uitsu#uniform and prepare to get an instant black belt today1
+'m going to share with you some powerful social structures to be used in regards to conversational $uitsu when somebody does verbally attack you. 2ost people would tell you to ust simply ignore it, like it is no big deal, and that is what they told you back in grade school, and that is fine3 however, that doesn't actually stop the attacker from continuing attacking at a later point. )ou can ignore them, but + challenge you to social eperiment, besides, would you rather feel a little more satisfied if you could have fun with it and stretch your creative muscle4 +f anything else, go with the flow, and never get defensive and succumb to their frame. he frame you want to come from is, 56ow can + make the attacker look pathetic because of his action47 action47
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"onversa "onv ersation tional# al#"omb "ombat at $uitsu $uit su % !ocial Natural hen you are out there, there will be people who will mess with you, and you have to know and be prepared to defend yourself that reverts their own attack back on them to make them be the the idiots of their their own aggression. A mirror attack, like in Aikido , the form of martial arts where where you redirect your opponent's energy energy attack right back on them. 9everse and reflect reflect the damage back on them so + am not the overaggressive, overaggressive, testosterone#fue testosterone#fueled led perpetrator. hy4 ver notice how in a fight, whoever is the one ; .erson A! getting beaten up by the other ; .erson /! is always seen as the victim and your natural instinct is to ust step in to help help that .erson A who is getting beaten up by .erson / , even though it probably never occurred to you that .erson A could be the one who harmed .erson / first, but it's ust that .erson / is better at physical confrontations, and .erson A is playing the 5victim's card5 to draw outside sympathy to crush .erson /. + know it's an unfair fight. his happens a lot especially with girls. A guy punches a girl, and then hell breaks loose for that guy as all the other guys ump in and will knock the shit shit out of that guy who who punched that girl, even though she could have done something to him first.
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"onversa "onv ersation tional# al#"omb "ombat at $uitsu $uit su % !ocial Natural Example: “What’s ith the messy hair "ou need to get a haircut#” “$ome%ody seems jealous#”
o be frank, + don't like doing this because + rather befriend the guy and possibly add him to my social circle, but there is a certain time when you have to let diplomacy go out the door.
- The 0uestion Counterattac(
"ounterattack with a ?uestion. ?uestion. 9espond everything they they say with a *uestion. *uestion. Example: (ttacker) )ou're a stupid stupid idiot1 )ou: Are you impressed4 Are you looking to become one one as well4 Are you asking for advice on to be a stupid stupid idiot too4 hat's with the attitude, attitude, did your girlfriend break up with you4
- The 12#ert Counterattac(
his technically makes them seem like a %ig*kno*it*all pedant. @
"onversa "onv ersation tional# al#"omb "ombat at $uitsu $uit su % !ocial Natural he formula for this social structure is you would start off with, *,eah3 and &ou 'ould (no' because4 and whatever they attacked you with, use it right back on them. Example: (ttacker) )ou're a stupid stupid idiot1 )ou: )eah, and you would know know because you're the epert on stupidity. stupidity. )ou: )eah, and you would would know because because you're the the /IGG1!T idiot in the room. (ttacker) )ou're a pussy1 )ou: )eah, and you would know know because you have the largest pussy hole of of them all.
- The !arcasm Counterattac(
Agree and aggerate to the 9idiculous treme in sarcastic approach tone. his is the one you can have the most fun with because you are simply ust going with the flow and agreeing with the other person but eaggerating so much to the etreme that it becomes hard to take anything the interaction goes less than a oke. Example: (ttacker) )ou're a stupid stupid idiot1 )ou: Absolutely my good man1 +'m the biggest stupid idiot of them that + cry about it all the time and have to see a therapist 0 time a day, everyday, every year, that +'m broke, homeless, nobody loves me, everybody hates me and never talks to me ecept for you. you. )ou're my new best best friend of good ole buddy ole pal.
"onversa "onv ersation tional# al#"omb "ombat at $uitsu $uit su % !ocial Natural - The Clueless Counterattac(
Example: stupid idiot1 (ttacker) )ou're a stupid )ou: 6mmm4 stale*face, eyes %linkingstupid idiot1 (ttacker) )ou're a stupid )ou: 6mmm4 stale*face, eyes %linking (ttacker) + said you're you're a stupid stupid fucking idiot1 getting more agitated)ou: 6mmm4 stale*face, eyes %linking (ttacker) Are you deaf4 )ou: 6mmm4 stale*face, eyes %linking-
- The Assum#tive Counterattac( 2ake up an absurd assumption about the attacker that makes them look like idiot of what they are saying or to your favor.
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"onversa "onv ersation tional# al#"omb "ombat at $uitsu $uit su % !ocial Natural Example: stupid idiot1 (ttacker) )ou're a stupid )ou: &h so you must work with retards then.
=ow isn't learning these social structures to these counterattacks so much better than memoriEing >F thousands clever witty comeback lines that you would probably forget4 But Gabriel, what if somebody do say “Fuck you!”4
+ot .irl) Cuck you1 2e: )ou wish. :! ; Assum#tive Counterattac(! (sshole) Cuck you1 2e:
(lso notice here, ho I redirect hat the girl said to make it seem like she ants to have se/ ith me, %ut that ill %e a lessen for another time#-
Always focus on the other person, on the *&ou , not on *I. his way you shine the spotlight back on themselves and they will be forced to ustify and defend themselves, then you've gotten them right where you want them to be.
"onversa "onv ersation tional# al#"omb "ombat at $uitsu $uit su % !ocial Natural Cinally, here is an example of example of a full interaction, with all these counterattacks applied, that happened to me one night when + was out talking to a girl when this attacker came up to me:
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2e: Awww, poor baby boo needs needs his mommy to clean up his his HewwwH mess4 ;0uestion Counterattac( that makes him look pathetic! (ttacker) hat's with the the shirt4 shirt4
2e: 6mmm4 ;Clueless Counterattac(! what's with the the stupid shirt1 (ttacker) + said what's 2e: )ou like it. anna have it4 ;0uestion Counterattac(! +t will look so much better on you. ;Assum#tive Counterattac(! (ttacker) + ain't gay like you1
2e: )eah, and you would would know(that would make you the the biggest *ueer in the room then. ; 12#ert Counterattac( that makes him the gay one instead! (ttacker) Cuck you1 ; finally finally losing control !
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=otice how the more he continued on attacking, the more he continued to shoot himself in the foot foot and became the victim of his his own aggressive attacks. attacks. + was not necessarily attacking him. + was reflecting the attacks back on him. &verall, let the attacker be/create/cause their own demise, without you being guilty.
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