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OPENING ALMOST NEARLY PERFECT THE AMAZING FANTASTICAL HISTORY OF MR. WILLY WONKA A LETTER FROM CHARLIE BUCKET NEWS OF AUGUSTUS MORE OF HIM TO LOVE NEWS OF VERUCA WHEN VERUCA SAYS NEWS OF VIOLET THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS NEWS OF MIKE IT’S TEAVEE TIME! IF YOUR MOTHER WERE HERE DON’CHA PINCH ME CHARLIE IT MUST BE BELIEVED TO BE SEEN STRIKE THAT, REVERSE IT THE CHOCOLATE ROOM SIMPLY SECOND NATURE AUGUSTUS’ DOWNFALL AUF WIEDERSEHEN AUGUSTUS GLOOP GUM! JUICY! VERUCA’S NUTCRACKER SWEET VIDIOTS PURE IMAGINATION A LITTLE ME IT MUST BE BELIEVED TO BE SEEN (REPRISE)
PRODUCED FOR RECORD BY SCOTT M. RIESETT & MARC SHAIMAN www.CharlieandtheChocolateFactory.com
& © 2013 WaterTower Music, 4000 Warner Blvd., Burbank, CA 91522. Photography: Brinkhoff / Mögenburg, Helen Maybanks, Johan Persson Packaging designed by DEWYNTERS TM © 2013 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.
Music by Marc Shaiman. Lyrics by Scott Wittman & Marc Shaiman. © 2010-2013 Winding Brook Way Music/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP). Except ‘Pure Imagination’. Lyrics and Music by Leslie Bricusse & Anthony Newley. © 1970, 1971 Taradam Music Inc. (BMI).
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Warner Bros. Theatre Ventures Langley Park Productions Neal Street Productions
CAST
Willy Wonka Grandpa Joe
present
Roald Dahl’s
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Book
Music
Lyrics
David Greig
Marc Shaiman
Scott Wittman Marc Shaiman
based on the novel by Roald Dahl
Executive Producers
Raymond Wu
Mark Kaufman
Kevin McCormick
Caro Newling
Marketing Directors
Press Representatives
Marketing and Design
Production Manager
General Management
Joe Public
The Corner Shop
Dewynters
Patrick Molony
Nick Salmon & Nia Janis for Playful Productions
Casting
Children’s Casting
Associate Director
Associate Choreographer
Pippa Ailion CDG
Jessica Ronane CDG
Annabel Bolton
Ellen Kane
Orchestrations
Arrangements
Associate Musical Director
Doug Besterman
Marc Shaiman
Nigel Lilley
Lighting Designer
Sound Designer
Video and Projection Designer
Puppet and Illusion Designer
Paul Pyant
Paul Arditti
Jon Driscoll
Jamie Harrison
Mr. Salt Mrs. Gloop Mr. Beauregarde Mrs. Teavee Grandpa George Grandma Josephine Grandma Georgina Mrs. Bucket Mr. Bucket Cherry Jerry Mrs. Pratchett
DOUGLAS HODGE NIGEL PLANER
CLIVE CARTER JASNA IVIR PAUL J MEDFORD IRIS ROBERTS BILLY BOYLE RONI PAGE MYRA SANDS ALEX CLATWORTHY JACK SHALLOO KATE GRAHAM ROSS DAWES MICHELLE BISHOP
OOMPA-LOOMPAS AND ENSEMBLE
JOE ALLEN, DAVID BIRCH, ALEX LOUIZE BIRD, MICHELLE BISHOP, MIREIA MAMBO BOKELE, SIMON CAMPBELL, MATTHEW CLARK, JENNIFER DAVISON, ROSS DAWES, NIA FISHER, KATE GRAHAM, DEREK HAGEN, CLARE HALSE, MARK ILES, DANIEL IOANNOU, KIERAN JAE, JANE McMURTRIE, NATALIE MOORE-WILLIAMS, SHERRIE PENNINGTON, DAMIEN POOLE, ANTONY REED, PAUL SAUNDERS, JAY WEBB
CHILDREN
Charlie Bucket
Augustus Gloop
Veruca Salt
Violet Beauregarde
Mike Teavee
JACK COSTELLO* TOM KLENERMAN ISAAC ROUSE LOUIS SUC HARRISON SLATER JENSON STEELE* REGAN STOKES POLLY ALLEN TIA NOAKES* ELLIE SIMONS INDIA RIA AMARTEIFIO ADRIANNA BERTOLA JADE JOHNSON* MYA OLAYE JAY HEYMAN* ADAM MITCHELL LUCA TOOMEY
*children performing for this recording
Musical Director
Nicholas Skilbeck Set and Costume Designer
Mark Thompson Choreographer
Peter Darling Director
Sam Mendes
The Production gratefully acknowledges the permission of Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley for the use of “Pure Imagination”
WORLD PREMIERE THEATRE ROYAL DRURY LANE 25 JUNE 2013
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ACT ONE
1 OPENING On a cold autumn evening a boy picks through rubbish at a dump on the edge of town.The boy is Charlie Bucket and he is looking for valuable things he can take home. Nearby, Mrs. Pratchett pushes her sweet stall and calls out her wares. Charlie watches hungrily as a crowd of workers eat their daily chocolate fix. Also watching is an old Tramp sitting in a broken telephone box. MRS. PRATCHETT
Chocolate! Chocolate! Rots your teeth and makes you fat! Get your lovely chocolate here!
TRAMP
HEAR THE WHISTLE BLOWING “HOW D’JA DO” HAS TO BE “GOODBYE” GOODBYE I’m home! Charlie’s home is a one room tumbledown shack under a railway arch. He finds his grandparents waiting, as they always are, all four of them in the same old bed. As they wait for their cabbage soup to boil Charlie notices there’s just time for a story, the only question is: which story should it be? CHARLIE
Ten minutes till dinner, just enough time to hear The Story Of Willy Wonka!
JOSEPHINE
If people didn’t throw things away I’d have nothing to pick up.
TRAMP
Very philosophical, I’m sure.
2 ALMOST NEARLY PERFECT CHARLIE
LOOK AT THIS BENT UMBRELLA HARDLY KNOW WHY HE’D THROW IT AWAY I’VE A TRICK WITH SOME WIRE ‘N’ STICK SO I’LL SAVE IT FOR A RAINY DAY HERE’S A GLOVE WITH NO PARTNER IT GOT LOST SO SHE TOSSED YOU ASIDE BUT I’VE A DATE FOR YA, WOOLY MATE AND THE HALF-A-HEAVEN YOU PROVIDE ALMOST NEARLY PERFECT YES, IT’S NEAR ENOUGH TO NEW YOUR TRASH IS MY TREASURE YOUR “GOODBYE” IS MY “HOW D’JA DO” HOW D’JA DO? HOW D’JA DO AGAIN? HOW D’JA DO? VERY WELL THEN… HERE’S A COIN, WELL, IT ONCE WAS NOW IT’S A SMASHED PENNY TOKEN BUT I KNOW THAT MY GRANDPA JOE WOULD SAY “THIS IS ONLY BARELY BROKEN” HERE’S A TIN, LET ME AT IT WHEN I RUN EVERYONE IS A FAN HEAR THE ROAR AS I KICK AND I SCORE THEN MY PICTURE’S ON THE LABEL OF THE CAN! IT’S ALMOST NEARLY PERFECT YES, IT’S NEAR ENOUGH TO NEW YOUR TRASH IS MY TREASURE YOUR “GOODBYE” IS MY “HOW D’JA DO” FOUND A BOOK WITH MISSING PAGES NOT A PROBLEM, I KNOW HOW IT ENDS GOOD KING CHARLIE IN HIS KINGDOM LOTS OF CHOCOLATE, LOTS OF FRIENDS! HOW D’JA DO LOYAL SUBJECTS! BRING ME SWEETS, ROYAL TREATS FOR A KING! MUST BE PURE FOR A CONNOISSEUR OR THE EXECUTIONER’S AXE SHALL SWING!! BUT TILL THEN I’M JUST CHARLIE FULL OF TALK BUT NO CHOCOLATE BARS BUT SOMEDAY WHEN I HAVE MY SAY MR. WONKA WILL DECREE EVERY CANDY SHALL BE FREE THERE’LL BE WONKA CHOCOLATES FALLING FROM THE STARS!! AND THAT’LL BE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT JUST ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU CRY
FOR MR. WILLY WONKA...
JOSEPHINE
...WE ALL SING FOR HE’S THE KING OF THEM ALL
GEORGINA
THERE WERE SUGAR BALLOONS
GEORGE
AND MACAROONS
GRANDPA JOE
ALL FOUR
GRANDPA JOE GEORGE
JOSEPHINE
‘T’WERE FEATHERY SWEETS
GRANDPA JOE
I have a distinct recollection of telling you the story of Willy Wonka just last night.
GEORGINA
I’m glad they do that. Glad?
GRANDPA JOE
GEORGINA
GRANDPA JOE
CHARLIE
EVEN GANDHI GOT HIMSELF INTO A BRAWL
GRANDPA JOE
No...
CHARLIE
TRAMP
GEORGINA
Didn’t we tell you the story of Willy Wonka last night?
Look at this mess. People just guzzle up their chocolate and throw away the wrappers without the slightest thought.
CHARLIE
HAD SUCH EPISODES AND DRAMAS!
GEORGE
GEORGE
And the night before that.
CHARLIE
I don’t mean to be rude Grandpa Joe but you are getting a bit old and, well, maybe a bit forgetful?
3 THE AMAZING FANTASTICAL HISTORY OF MR. WILLY WONKA GRANDPA JOE
HAVE WE REALLY NEVER EVER TOLD THE BOY ABOUT HIM?
CHARLIE
Not once!
JOSEPHINE
WELL, FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE THE TOT HAS NOT ONCE TOLD A LIE
CHARLIE
I told you so.
GEORGINA
BUT CAN WE ANSWER ALL HIS QUERIES?
GEORGE
CAN WE COVER ALL THE THEORIES?
GRANDPA JOE
ALL THE BED’S A STAGE SO DEARIES,
ALL FOUR
LET US TRY!
GRANDPA JOE
WHAT A CLEVER MAN HE IS THIS MR. WONKA THERE’S SO MANY TALES TO TELL ALL ABOUT THE TASTY SWEETS THAT MADE THE PEOPLE GATHER ROUND FOR JUST ONE SMELL
GEORGE
CHILDREN GNAWED...
GEORGINA
...WHILE IN THEIR ROMPERS...
GEORGE
...CHOCOLATE EGGS BETWEEN THEIR CHOMPERS
JOSEPHINE
TILL A TINY BIRD WAS PERCHED UPON THEIR TONGUE
ALL FOUR
YES, MR. WILLY WONKA…
GEORGINA
...HAS A SEX APPEAL WHAT MAKES ME FEEL YOUNG! There I said it!
GEORGE
Oh, you little minx!
GRANDPA JOE
FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD THEY CALLED ON MR. WONKA KINGS AND QUEENS AND PRESIDENTS
JOSEPHINE
EVEN DOWN IN ROME THE POPE LEFT HOME AND IN THE FACT’RY TOOK UP RESIDENCE
GEORGINA
DALAI LAMAS AND THEIR MAMAS
AND MARSHMALLOW TREATS TRANSFORMING WHEEZING GEEZERS TO A CHILD AND LET ME SAY THAT MR. WILLY WONKA WHIPS A SWIRL WHAT MAKES A GIRL GO WILD Well, he does.
CHARLIE
Tell the one about the Indian Prince, the one about Prince Pondicherry!
GRANDPA JOE
Oh you like the scary ones, don’t you Charlie!
GRANDPA JOE
WILLY WONKA WENT TO INDIA NEAR THE KINGDOM OF MADRAS WHERE HE MET PRINCE PONDICHERRY WHO WAS RICH BUT AWFULLY CRASS HE HAD WED A MAHARANI WHO CRAVED CHOCOLATE FOR EACH MEAL SO HE CALLED UP WILLY WONKA AND HE SAID
GEORGE
“LET’S MAKE A DEAL!” “I WILL PAY A MILLION RUPEE FOR A HOUSE TO PLEASE HER BELLY WE WILL BE THE TALK OF PUNJAB AND THE TOAST OF OLD NEW DELHI!”
GRANDPA JOE
“I WILL GLADLY BUILD THIS FORTRESS” WONKA SAID “BUT JUST ONE THING… IT WILL BE NICE FOR THE WINTER BUT IT WON’T LAST PAST THE SPRING”
ALL FOUR
FOR THE SUN WILL MAKE A RIVER OF THIS CHOCOLATE TAJ MAHAL
JOSEPHINE
AND YOU’LL END UP IN HOT CHOCOLATE WITH YOUR CHOCOLATE FEMME FATAL
GRANDPA JOE
BUT THE PRINCE HE WOULDN’T LISTEN
GEORGE
“USE A BON-BON FOR THE DOME! I WON’T REST UNTIL MY MISSUS EATS ME OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME!”
GRANDPA JOE
AND SO WONKA BUILT A SHOWPLACE BUT WHEN SUMMER CAME AROUND ALL THE WALLS BEGAN TO MELT TILL EVERY CEILING HIT THE GROUND
JOSEPHINE
AND THE PRINCE AND PRINCESS PERISHED
GEORGE
DROWNING IN THE CHOCOLATE FLOW
GRANDPA JOE
YES THEY DIED CAUSE THEY WERE GREEDY
AH, BUT WHAT A WAY TO GO! Oh, but Charlie, then the spies came. Ficklegruber… Prodnose… and Slugworth!
Stealing every new invention as soon as it appeared. Wonka closed down the factory and no chocolate was made for a very long time… but then one night the lights came back on again and strange shadows appeared at the windows. Yes! The factory was up and running again… but how? – nobody’s ever gone in and nobody’s ever come out – and that is one of the great mysteries of the chocolate making world.
GRANDPA JOE
YES, THE SMOKE RETURNED TO THE CHIMNEYS BUT THE GATES STAYED LOCKED AND CHAINED AND STRANGE SHADOWS
JACK COSTELLO
THE OTHER THREE
GHOSTLY SHADOWS!
GRANDPA JOE
APPEARED AT THE WINDOW, UNEXPLAINED
THE OTHER THREE
YES, OUT WENT FICKELGRUBER, PRODNOSE, SLUGWORTH
GEORGE
NO ONE WENT IN WHICH IS QUITE BIZARRE
GRANDPA JOE
BUT, THE FACTORY CHURNED
GEORGINA
AND THE SWEET’S RETURNED!
ALL FOUR
4 A LETTER FROM CHARLIE BUCKET CHARLIE
Dear Mr. Wonka… I KNOW THAT YOU’RE A BUSY MAN YOU MUST HAVE LOTS OF MAIL TO READ I’M WRITING FOR MY FAM’LY CAUSE THERE’S NOTHING SPECIAL THAT I NEED THE TIME YOU TAKE TO READ THIS LETTER WILL BE TIME WELL SPENT BECAUSE I’VE MADE A LIST OF THINGS YOU MIGHT WANT TO INVENT
IF WE COULD ONLY AFFORD ONE BAR! SO, CHARLIE NOW YOU’RE UP TO DATE ON WILLY WONKA NOW YOU KNOW WHAT HE’S ABOUT THOUGH IT’S A CRYING SHAME THAT NO ONE’S GOING IN AT LEAST THE CHOCOLATES STILL COME OUT
MR. BUCKET
NOW ONCE AGAIN EACH MOTHER’S DAUGHTER FEELS HER MOUTH BEGIN TO WATER
CHARLIE
GRANDPA JOE JOSEPHINE
IN BRAZIL THEY GAVE UP COFFEE FOR A TASTE OF WONKA TOFFEE
GEORGE
NOW EACH NOSE WITH SENSE OLFACTORY THINKS THE FACT’RY’S SATIS-SNACK-TORY
GEORGINA
HOW’S YOUR HOMEWORK?
CHARLIE
ALMOST DONE
MR. BUCKET
THAT’S MY CHARLIE, THAT’S MY SON FOR DAD, WHO’S ALWAYS ON HIS FEET YOU MIGHT PLEASE GRANT ME THIS ONE WISH TO KEEP HIS SHOES ATTACHED TO HIM SOME BOOTSTRAPS MADE FROM LICORICE FOR JOSEPHINA I HAVE DRAWN A RECIPE BENEATH FOR MOLARS MADE OF MARZIPAN WHEN SHE CAN’T FIND HER TEETH
FOR A SINGLE WHIFF I MIGHT COMMIT A CRIME
MRS. BUCKET
YES MR. WILLY WONKA’S...
CHARLIE
...LIKE I SAID...
MRS. BUCKET
A MAN AHEAD OF HIS TIME
CHARLIE
ALL FOUR & CHARLIE GRANDPA JOE
ALL FOUR & CHARLIE JOSEPHINE
I’ve still got it.
GRANDPA JOE
I’ve slipped a disk.
GEORGE
I think I need a pee.
GEORGINA
I think I just had one. Charlie’s father returns home dispirited. He’s had no luck looking for work but has managed to find an old chair leg to go on the fire and he’s found a notebook for Charlie. It still has a few blank pages at the back. As the family go through their evening routine, Charlie tries to do his homework but is distracted by thoughts of chocolate…
HAVE YOU SCRUBBED UP? YES, I DID
THAT’S MY CHARLIE, THAT’S MY KID WHEN I WAS SMALLER THAN I AM I THINK ONE DAY WE SAW THE SEA MY MUM, SHE HAD AN ICE CREAM AND WAS HAPPY AS A MUM CAN BE FOR HER I WOULD INVENT AN ICE CREAM THAT WOULD NEVER MELT SO SHE CAN FEEL ALL DAY THE WAY I WISH SHE ALWAYS FELT FOR GRANDPA GEORGE AND HIS GEORGINA SOMETHING NOT IN ANY STORE SOME PILLOWS MADE FROM MARSHMALLOWS TO KEEP THE NOISE DOWN WHEN THEY SNORE
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FOR GRANDPA JOE WHO SOON IS TURNING NINETY AND ONE HALF A JOKE BOOK MADE FROM JELLYBEANS CAUSE HE JUST LOVES TO LAUGH
GRANDPARENTS
OFF TO BED NOW
CHARLIE
COUNTING SHEEP
GRANDPARENTS
HOPE WE DON’T DIE IN OUR SLEEP
CHARLIE
I THINK I’VE THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING FOR YOU TO ADD YOUR SPECIAL TOUCH AND WHEN THESE THINGS ARE ALL COMPLETE IF IT’S NOT ASKING FAR TOO MUCH PLEASE DROP THEM OFF YOURSELF SO WE CAN ASK YA “HOW’D JA DO?” AND, WELL, I’D LIKE ONE WONKA BAR THAT I WOULD SHARE WITH YOU SIGNED, CHARLIE BUCKET
THE FAMILY
GOODNIGHT, CHARLIE BUCKET
CHARLIE
SIGNED, CHARLIE BUCKET; INVENTOR Charlie signs his letter, folds it into a paper aeroplane and sends it flying out into the night.
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5 NEWS OF AUGUSTUS
The next morning, Mrs. Bucket returns home carrying laundry and news.Willy Wonka is holding a competition. Buy one of his Wonka Bars and you have a chance to find a Golden Ticket. A ticket means a visit to the Wonka factory and a lifetime’s supply of confectionery. There are only five Golden Tickets in the whole world. CHARLIE
Oh, Grandpa, LOOK, the headlines!
GRANDPA JOE
What headlines?
MRS. BUCKET
Read it Charlie!
CHARLIE
Willy Wonka has announced an amazing competition – find a Golden Ticket and you could win a dream trip to his Chocolate Factory with a guided tour conducted by Mr. Willy Wonka himself.
GRANDPA JOE
Five Golden Tickets have been hidden inside the wrappers of five Wonka chocolate bars. Your challenge is to find one. Charlie is desperate to win one but the Buckets have no money. Fortunately Grandpa Joe has saved up 53 and a half pence. That’s just enough for one Wonka Bar which Charlie will receive on his birthday. Eager for news Charlie brings out their homemade television, Mr. Bucket pedals an old bike to provide power, and they learn from the news team of Jerry & Cherry of the first Golden Ticket winner. He is quite enormous and his name is Augustus Gloop… JERRY
BREAKING NEWS! We interrupt this program to bring you news that the first Wonka ticket winner has been found. To find out more let’s go straight over to our chief confectionary correspondent Cherry Sunday. Cherry – where are you?
CHERRY
Jerry I’m in Bavaria! Here in this sleepy mountain town it seems like a chocolate dream has come true for local butcher’s son and three times regional bratwurst eating champion…Augustus Gloop!
MRS. GLOOP
Augustus my little pumpkin – smile for the cameras!
CHERRY
Augustus – how do you feel?
AUGUSTUS
(burp)
CHERRY
Charming! So Mrs. Gloop. This story of hope. How did it all begin?
6 MORE OF HIM TO LOVE MRS. GLOOP
OH WHEN I WAS JUST A GIRL I USED TO DREAM OF A BOY WHO WOULD BRING ME LOTS OF SWEETS AND BE MEIN SCHWARZWOLD OF JOY MEIN HERR GLOOP WAS QUITE A MEAL BUT NOW HE SEEMS JUST LIKE A CRUMB CAUSE IT TURNS OUT THAT DESSERT WAS YET TO COME! SO WE WERE WED AND IN MEIN MAGEN SOMETHING BIG BEGAN TO BLOOM AND MY LIVER AND MY KIDNEY HAD TO VACATE TO MAKE ROOM! THEN THE BLESSED DAY ARRIVED AND OUT HE ROLLED SO ROUND AND SWEET UND THE FIRST WORDS THAT HE UTTERED WERE
AUGUSTUS
UND FIFTY WONKA BARS WERE WAITING FOR A NICE MID-BREAKFAST SNACK BUT THE TASTE WAS KINDA DIFFERENT LIKE A BRATWURST THREE DAYS OLD SO I SPIT IT OUT AND SAW I HAD STRUCK GOLD! NOW I’M THE PERFECT TICKET WINNER FOR ON CHOCOLATE I DID TEETHE I’M EXCITED BUT KEEP EATING CAUSE I ONLY STOP TO BREATH AND A LIFETIME FULL OF CHOCOLATE’S A GESUNDHEIT FROM ABOVE AND THERE’LL BE MORE, MORE, MORE OF ME TO LOVE
MR. SALT
O-DA-LAY-HEE, O-DA-LAY-HEE, O-DA-LAY-HEE TEE-O LO-DA LO-DA LEE TEE-O LO-DA LO-DA LEE TEE-O LO-DA LO-DA LEE O-DA-LAY-HEE, O-DA-LAY-HEE, O-DA-LAY-HEE TEE-O LO-DA LO-DA LEE O-DA-LAY-HEE, O-DA-LAY-HEE, O-DA-LAY-HEE, O-DA-LAY-HEE O-DA-LAY-HEE, TEE-O LO-DA LO-DA LEE
MR. SALT
ALL THREE
After viewing “The Bavarian Beefcake” and his family, Grandpa George points out that one ticket gone means one less chance, but Charlie remains optimistic.Then they learn that another ticket has been found. It seems a British billionaire’s baby ballerina is the lucky one this time, and her name is Veruca Salt...
7 NEWS OF VERUCA JERRY
BREAKING NEWS. A second Golden Ticket has been found! And here to tell us all about it is our mistress of all matters Wonka, Cherry Sunday! Cherry – where are you?
CHERRY
Jerry, I’m in England. Our winner is twelve, she likes ballet, she’s the daughter of a peanut billionaire and her name is Veruca Salt! Mr. Salt – tell all!
MR. SALT
Well, as soon as Mr. Wonka made his announcement my Veruca expressed a very keen interest in the competition.
VERUCA
I want a ticket, NOW!
MR. SALT
How could I possibly refuse?
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“LET’S EAT!”
MR. SALT
SO MIT STRUDEL HE’D CANOODLE HOW HE LOVED MY PRETZEL PIE HE ATE THE WHOLE KIT AND CABOODLE AND GREW WIDE AS WELL AS HIGH THOUGH HIS SIZE IS RATHER SHOCKING HE’S WHAT I WAS TRAUMEN OF CAUSE THERE’S MORE, MORE, MORE OF HIM TO LOVE Go ahead Augustus. Don’t be shy. Schpill your guts.
VERUCA
MRS. GLOOP
AUGUSTUS
LIKE MY MUTTER UND MEIN VATER I ENJOY A HEALTHY MEAL YES, MY OUTSIDE’S SOFT AND FLABBY BUT MY INSIDE’S MADE OF STEEL WE RAISE PIGGIES IN DER BACKYARD THEN I EAT THEM LIMB FROM LIMB
MR. GLOOP
WE DON’T LEAVE OUR DACHSHUND ALL ALONE WITH HIM!
AUGUSTUS
SO THIS MORNING I WAS EATING WHEN SUCH HUNGER DID ATTACK
WHEN VERUCA SAYS… “MORE!”
MR. SALT
THERE’S NO REASONABLE DOUBT AND WHEN VERUCA SAYS…
VERUCA
“FETCH!”
MR. SALT
THERE’S NO TIME TO KVETCH AND WHEN VERUCA SAYS…
VERUCA
“OBEY!”
MR. SALT
“I WANT A GOLDEN TICKET!” “I WANT A GOLDEN TICKET!”
MR. SALT
AND THEN A GIRL CRIED OUT AND IN HER HAND? A PANACEA! A GOLDEN TICKET ON DISPLAY! AND WHAT DID SWEET VERUCA SAY?
VERUCA
“DADDY...BUY ME NORTH KOREA!”
MR. SALT
WHEN VERUCA SAYS
VERUCA
“BUY!”
MR. SALT
IT’S LIKE A BATTLE CRY! AND WHEN VERUCA SAYS
VERUCA
“MINE!”
MR. SALT
WELL, I’VE JELLY FOR A SPINE AND IF VERUCA SAID…
VERUCA
“PLEASE?”
MR. SALT
I’D KNOW IT WAS A TEASE BEFORE A…
VERUCA
“MORE!”
MR. SALT
A…
“NOW!” AN…
VERUCA
“OUT!”
MR. SALT
A…
NO MATTER WHERE OR WHEN WE’D BETTER ALL KOWTOW TO:
VERUCA
“MORE!”, “NOW!!”, “AGAIN!!!”
MR. SALT
WHEN VERUCA SAYS…
VERUCA
“OUT!”
MR. SALT
VERUCA
MR. SALT VERUCA
“AGAIN!!”
VERUCA
THE SWEAT FORMS ON MY BROW AND WHEN VERUCA SAYS… “AGAIN!”
“AGAIN!!”
MR. SALT
NOW, WHEN SHE HEARD OF WONKA’S PRIZE SHE STARTED TO ATTACK! SO I TOLD MY PEANUT SHELLERS “HERE’S A TOUGHER NUT TO CRACK” YOU’VE EACH A THOUSAND WONKA BARS START SHELLING THEM AT ONCE FOR WHEN VERUCA’S HAPPY IT’S MUCH BETTER FOR HER PAPPY FOR FORTY DAYS AND FORTY NIGHTS THE LADIES TRIED TO PICK IT AND ALWAYS TO THE MUSIC OF:
VERUCA
MR. SALT
VERUCA
“OUT!”, “FETCH!!”, “OBEY!!!”
“NOW!”
VERUCA
AND WHEN SHE FINALLY FALLS ASLEEP WE’LL PRAY AND SAY AMEN TILL TOMORROW WHEN IT ALL BEGINS
VERUCA
MR. SALT
MR. SALT
“BUY!”
MR. SALT
YOU’D BETTER FIND A WAY TO MAKE A DOLLAR STRETCH FOR:
I BUY ANOTHER STORE AND WHEN VERUCA SAYS…
VERUCA
VERUCA
“MINE!” A…
“FETCH!” A…
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At last it’s Charlie’s birthday. His present is a Wonka Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight.The whole family are agog in the hope it’s a lucky one – ‘Is it?’ ‘Is it?’ ‘is it!? – ’No.’ says Charlie, ‘but it’s still chocolate, it’s still the best present ever’. He takes the tiniest bite out of it that he can. Charlie wonders if he can make it last a whole year. Just then, the ominous words ‘Breaking News’ are heard from the TV. Another ticket winner has been found in Hollywood and it is wannabe gum-chewing star Violet Beauregarde...
MR. BEAUREGARDE
9 NEWS OF VIOLET
MR. BEAUREGARDE
JERRY
BREAKING NEWS! We have a third Golden Ticket winner! Cherry – where are you?
CHERRY
WE ALL ARE VULTURES IF THE CULTURE’S…
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE
POP!
MR. BEAUREGARDE
WHEN YOU WANT DADDY, WHACHA CALL OUT?
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE
POP!
AND SPEAKIN’ OF DADDIES, I’M THE PAW
ENTOURAGE
WHOO!
MR. BEAUREGARDE
WHO HAS A LITTLE DARLIN’ WITH A MILLION DOLLAR JAW
I’m in California Jerry! Where lady luck has landed in the lap of local gum celebrity Violet Beauregarde… here’s her father... Mr. Beauregarde, would you like to make a statement?
ENTOURAGE
As a matter of fact, I would.
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE
MR. BEAUREGARDE
bk THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS MR. BEAUREGARDE
WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LOVE?
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE
POP!
YEAH!
MR. BEAUREGARDE
AND WHEN SHE GETS A-CHEWIN’ AIN’T NO WAY SHE’S GONNA… STOP!
MR. BEAUREGARDE
THIS LITTLE STAR’LL MAKE YOUR…
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE
JAWS DROP!
MR. BEAUREGARDE
People of the world, allow me to introduce a little lady who is royalty of the highest order. She’s “The Double Bubble Duchess”. She’s my daughter and her name is, well, her name is…
VIOLET
WELL, MY NAME IS VIOLET BEAUREGARDE AND I LIKE GUM I CHEW SO GOOD IT’S MADE ME THE SENSATION I’VE BECOME FOR OVER HALF A YEAR WELL, I’VE BEEN BLOWIN’ THIS BAZOOKA IT’S FRUITY, NOT NUTTY LIKE THAT STUPID GIRL VERUCA YOU’LL FIND MY COMPETITION ARE IN TRACTION OR ON CRUTCHES AND THAT IS WHY MY TITLE IS THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE
THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS THAT’S HER STICKY CLAIM TO FAME SHE’S ALWAYS ON THE BUBBLE AND SO, FILE IT VIOLET BEAUREGARDE’S THE NAME
CHERRY
NO MATTER WHAT SHE GAVE ME I COULD CHEW WITH INSPIRATION I STARTED BREAKING RECORDS WITH MY DENTAL DEDICATION
MR. BEAUREGARDE
IT SEEMS SHE WOULD CHEW ANYTHING SHE GOT WITHIN HER CLUTCHES
VIOLET
AND THAT IS WHY MY TITLE IS THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS!
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE
THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS
VIOLET
THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH…
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE
THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS
VIOLET
THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE
THAT’S HER STICKY CLAIM TO FAME
VIOLET
YOUR STICKY CLAIM TO FAME
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE
SO DON’T YOU GIVE HER ANY TROUBLE
VIOLET
CAUSE, LET ME TELL YA I’M HERE TO POP AND STAKE MY CLAIM
THAT’S HER STICKY CLAIM TO FAME
MR. BEAUREGARDE
IT’S MY FAME
ALL
VIOLET
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE
SHE’S ALWAYS ON THE BUBBLE
VIOLET
IT’S IN THE CARDS YES, BEAUREGARDE’S THE NAME! WOO!!
AND SO, FILE IT
Grandpa George insists it’s best they all forget about chocolate. Without money there is no way Charlie has a chance. As if to prove his point the television announces another newsflash as we head to Middle America to meet Mike Teavee & the Teavee family…
VIOLET BEAUREGARDE’S THE NAME
bl NEWS OF MIKE
I’M ALWAYS ON THE BUBBLE
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE ALL
CHERRY
Violet, what we really want to know is – how did you get your ticket?
VIOLET
WHEN I HEARD ABOUT THE CONTEST I JOINED THE CHOC’LATE WAR I MAY LOVE CHEWING GUM BUT I LIKE WINNING EVEN MORE I BOUGHT A WONKA BAR AND THROUGH THE WRAPPER STARTED SLASHING I WON A GOLDEN TICKET
ALL
AND THE CAMERAS STARTED FLASHING!
VIOLET
SO NOW IT SEEMS I’M FAMOUS I’M ALL OVER THE TV CORNELIA PRINZMETEL SHE’S AS JEALOUS AS CAN BE THE MOVIES ARE ALL CALLING AND THE NETWORKS ARE PURSUING I BET MY DAD COULD EVEN SELL THIS JUICY FRUIT I’M CHEWING
Violet, your addiction to chewing, where did it start?
MR. BEAUREGARDE
WELL, IT STARTED AS A BABY CAUSE I TALKED A MILE A MINUTE MY MAMA THOUGHT MY MOUTH WOULD STOP IF SHE PUT SOMETHING IN IT
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE
VIOLET
VIOLET
THERE’S GOLD IN THEM THERE MOLARS AND IN EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES
VIOLET
AND THAT IS WHY MY TITLE IS THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE
THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS
VIOLET
THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE
JERRY
Cherry, where are you now?
CHERRY
AND LET ME TELL YA’ I LOVE TO SNAP, I LOVE TO CHEW AND WHEN I’M DONE IT’S ON YOUR SHOE I’M NEVER GONNA STOP POP! UM… I HEART GUM
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE
THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS THAT’S HER STICKY CLAIM TO FAME SHE’S ALWAYS ON THE BUBBLE
VIOLET
I’M ALWAYS ON THE BUBBLE
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE
AND SO, FILE IT VIOLET BEAUREGARDE’S...
YOU CAN BET FOR SURE THIS KID ‘LL WIN
MIKE
MOMMY, WHERE’S MY RITALIN? THIS IS THE LIFE, NOW DIE!
MRS. TEAVEE
Thanks for coming!
Hello, hello, hello, welcome, my name’s Doris Teavee – cups on doilies please – this is my husband Norman.
MR. TEAVEE
What..?
MRS. TEAVEE
We have a prepared statement. OH, WELCOME TO YOU GENTLEMEN AND LADIES OF THE PRESS HOW WONDERFUL TO SHARE THIS DAY WITH YOU YOU’VE TRAVELLED FAR AND WIDE DON’T BE SHY, PLEASE, COME INSIDE I’VE PLATES OF PETIT FOURS AND CHEESE FONDUE THE REASON THAT YOU’VE GATHERED IS TO MEET MY LITTLE BOY THE HERO OF THE GOOD OLD USA SO NOW IF YOU’RE ALL STRAPPED IN LET THE PRESS CONFERENCE BEGIN LITTLE ANGEL DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY?
MIKE
BANG! BANG! FUTURISTIC RODEO SEE CAPTAIN KNUCKLEDUSTER HANG ‘EM ON HIGH TAKE YOUR HARD DRIVES, BOOT ‘EM UP FOR A CYBER SHOOT ‘EM UP THIS IS THE LIFE, NOW DIE!
MRS. TEAVEE
OH, MIKE IS JUST HIGH SPIRITED, THAT’S WHAT THE DOCTORS SAID HE’S JUST A MINI VERSION OF MY SPOUSE
MRS. TEAVEE
VIOLET
MRS. TEAVEE
MRS. TEAVEE
IT’S MY FAME
SHE’S ALWAYS ON THE BUBBLE
BANG! BANG! BEEN PLAYING NOW FOR FIFTY HOURS WATCH CAPTAIN KNUCKLEDUSTER MAKE THE LOSERS CRY
bm IT’S TEAVEE TIME
THAT’S HER STICKY CLAIM TO FAME
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE
MIKE
Jerry, I’m in suburbia.
MR. TEAVEE
VIOLET
WHEN HE STOLE THAT GERMAN TANK BUT WE NEVER WISH THAT WE HAD HAD A DAUGHTER MEDICATION SETS US FREE ONE FOR MIKE AND TWO FOR ME AND AT SIX I POUR A SHOT OF “MOMMY WATER” WELL, IT HAS BEEN A PLEASURE HAVING YOU INSIDE OUR HOME TO SEE HE’S JUST A LITTLE BOY AT PLAY AND THOUGH I BREAK OUT IN THE SWEATS WHEN WE HIDE HIS CIGARETTES WE’VE GOT HIM DOWN TO JUST TWO PACKS A DAY! AND NOW WE’LL GO TO WONKA’S WHERE HE’LL MAKE SOME BRAND NEW FRIENDS I PRAY TO GOD HE FITS IN WITH THE GANG BUT IF THERE IS NO TV IT’LL BE LIKE “WORLD WAR THREE” BUT FOR NOW, I’LL LET HIM GO OUT WITH A…
What?
AND THEY SAID IT WAS A PHASE WHEN HE SET THE CAT ABLAZE BUT THE AUTHORITIES REQUEST THAT LITTLE MIKE NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE AND SO WE LET HIM SIT AT THE COMPUTER DAY AND NIGHT HE’S PROMISED ME THAT HE WON’T EVER BUDGE CAUSE THINGS WENT FROM BAD TO WORSE WHEN HE CHLOROFORMED THAT NURSE DARLING, TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT YOU TOLD THE JUDGE
MIKE
HACK! HACK! ATTACK THE WONKA MAINFRAME I’M CAPTAIN KNUCKLEDUSTER I’M A SUPER SPY CRACKED HIS PASSWORD “GOLDEN STAR” NEVER HAD TO BUY A BAR THIS IS THE LIFE, NOW DIE!
MRS. TEAVEE
IT WAS JUST A CHILDHOOD PRANK
7
With all but one ticket gone, and no money to buy a bar, Charlie is desolate. Mr. Bucket tries to interest him in looking for shooting stars through the holes in the shack roof but Charlie isn’t interested. Mrs. Bucket comes home from the laundry as Mr. Bucket leaves to look for work. Both parents feel at a loss…
bn IF YOUR MOTHER WERE HERE MR. BUCKET
Well, there might be a hole in the roof, Charlie, but maybe we’ll see a shooting star and we can make a wish on it.
CHARLIE
Don’t waste a wish on me.
MR. BUCKET
Oh Charlie… IF YOUR MOTHER WERE HERE SHE WOULD SAY “THAT ONE’S MARS” SHE WOULD HANG YOU THE MOON AND THEN SHE’D BOTTLE THE STARS SHE WOULD SAY “BRUSH YOUR TEETH IS THAT DIRT BEHIND YOUR EAR?” YOU’D BE DREAMING IF YOUR MOTHER WERE HERE
MRS. BUCKET
Evening Love.
MR. BUCKET
MR. & MRS. BUCKET
BY YEAR
MR. BUCKET
I WOULD THANK HER IF YOUR MOTHER WERE HERE
Winter has come. Mr. Bucket, alone in the snow, sees a shooting star. MR. BUCKET
Well Charlie, if you won’t make a wish, then I will… Charlie searches for treasure at the dump when Mrs. Pratchett’s sweet stall passes. A rich couple order a few bars of chocolate before dinner. Charlie watches them hungrily. As they leave, they drop some money. Encouraged by the Tramp, Charlie realises it’s just enough for a bar of Chocolate. He buys one.What he finds inside is so exciting that it prompts Grandpa Joe (as well as the other grandparents) to get out of bed and walk for the first time in forty years! Yes, Charlie has a winning ticket!
bo DON’CHA PINCH ME CHARLIE CHARLIE
Not good. Maybe you could cheer him up?
GRANDPA JOE
MR. BUCKET
See you tomorrow.
MRS. BUCKET
See you tomorrow. Hey Charlie, let’s have another look at that notebook of yours. I want to see all your new inventions. Charlie? Oh Charlie… IF YOUR FATHER WERE HERE YOU WOULD NOT BE IN BED YOU’D BE ACTING OUT THE STORIES FROM THE BOOKS THAT YOU’VE READ HE’D BE WALKING THE PLANK OF CHARLIE BUCKET BUCCANEER YOU’D BE SAILING IF YOUR FATHER WERE HERE
MR. & MRS. BUCKET
AND IF WISHES WERE HORSES WE COULD GALLOP AWAY AND IF CABBAGES WERE WATCHES I WOULD KNOW THE TIME ALL DAY AH, BUT ALL WE CAN OFFER YOU ARE DREAMS IN EVERY SIZE SO, CLOSE YOUR EYES CHARLIE BUCKET, CLOSE YOUR EYES…
MR. BUCKET
Looks like he’s asleep.
MRS. BUCKET
Any luck?
MR. BUCKET
Not today. It’s getting colder tonight.
MRS. BUCKET
Oh, we’ll manage.
MR. BUCKET
I’m glad he has you.
MRS. BUCKET
I’m glad he has you.
MR. BUCKET
See you tomorrow.
MRS. BUCKET
See you tomorrow.
MR. BUCKET
We’ll have to get you another blanket, won’t we Charlie…eh? IF YOUR MOTHER WERE HERE SHE WOULD BANISH THE COLD
MRS. BUCKET
AND YOUR DAD BRINGS THE SPRINGTIME WHEN YOUR MUM’S FEELIN’ OLD
MR. & MRS. BUCKET
AS WE’RE WATCHING YOU GROW
MRS. BUCKET
INCH BY INCH
MR. BUCKET
BY INCH
GEORGE
WE’LL HAVE NO MORE CABBAGE SUPPERS NOW I’LL HAVE TO WEAR ME UPPERS
GRANDPA JOE
CHARLIE
I’ll see what I can do.
TELL THOSE BLUEBIRDS DOWN IN DOVER EMPTY BUCKET DAYS ARE OVER
Charlie…what is it?
How is he?
MRS. BUCKET
JOSEPHINE
GRANDPA JOE, HOW D’JA KNOW THAT I’D BE COMING HOME TODAY WITH SOMETHING GOOD, SOMETHING GOLD SOMETHING SPECIAL THAT I CAN HOLD MR. WONKA, HOW D’JA DO? TOMORROW MORNING, I’LL BE SEEING YOU!
GRANDPA JOE
MR. BUCKET
I DON’T NEED A PINT OF WHISKEY CAUSE I ALREADY FEEL DRUNK YOU’RE INTOXICATING AS THE FIRST OF SPRING YES I’M CREAKY AND I’M OLDEN BUT YOUR TICKET OH SO GOLDEN ‘S’GOT ME FLOATIN’ LIKE I’M BOATIN’ DOWN THE STREAM BUT DON’T, DON’T, DONCHA PINCH ME CHARLIE I DON’T WANNA WAKE UP FROM THIS GOLDEN DREAM Come on Josephine, George, Georgina, get up, get out of bed… we’re not going to take this lying down!
MRS. BUCKET
Evening Love.
MRS. BUCKET
GRANDPA JOE
Grandpa Joe…we won. CHARLIE GET MY UNIFORM FROM HIGH UPON THE SHELF AND DUST OFF ALL THE YEARS SINCE IT’S BEEN WORN I ADMIT FOR QUITE A WHILE I HAVEN’T BEEN ME SELF BUT SPREAD THE NEWS! A NEW JOE HAS BEEN BORN!
ALL
WHILE THE WHOLE WORLD TRAVELS STEERAGE
MR. BUCKET
WE’LL BE LISTED IN BURKE’S PEERAGE
GEORGINA
But Joe, you can’t walk! Walk? I could run a four minute mile. Just like I did in the ’48 Olympics. JOSEPHINA, GET THE THREAD AND NEEDLE FROM THE KIT I’M SURE THE MOTHS HAVE HAD A WOOLLY CHEW AND YOU WON’T HAVE TO “ALTERATE” ME TROUSERS WILL STILL FIT CAUSE I HAVEN’T ET SINCE I WAS 22 WHILE YOUR MOTHER STARTS TO DRESS ME AND YOUR DAD CAN IRON AND PRESS ME PRESS THE PEDAL TO THE KETTLE FOR THE STEAM! BUT DON’T, DON’T, DONCHA PINCH ME CHARLIE I DON’T WANNA WAKE UP FROM THIS GOLDEN DREAM
JOSEPHINE
It’s a miracle.
GEORGE
It’s an accident waiting to happen.
GRANDPA JOE
OH, CHARLIE IF I’M SLEEPIN’ LET MY DREAMING HEART KEEP LEAPIN’ CAUSE THE CABBAGE-Y DAYS HAVE GONE WITHOUT A TRACE
ALL
Woa!
GRANDPA JOE
AND IF I NEVER WAKEN WHAT A TRIP I WILL HAVE TAKEN YOU CAN BURY ME WITH A SMILE UPON MY FACE! WOA! CHARLIE GET MY DANCING SHOES FROM OUT THE PULLMAN TRUNK AND GET READY FOR THE BUCKET BUCK AND WING
GRANDPA JOE
I DON’T WANNA WAKE UP FROM THIS GOLDEN DREAM
ALL
YES, WE’RE FEELING OPTIMISTIC THOUGH A TOUCH SOMNAMBULISTIC PLEASE DON’T STARTLE US CAUSE WE MUST BE IN A TRANCE IT’S SO DREAMY THAT WE HOPE YA SOMEDAY VISIT OUR UTOP’YA WHY JUST WALK IN YOUR SLEEP WHEN YOU CAN SING AND DANCE!
ALL
Go on Charlie.
GRANDPA JOE
WITH BOTH ME FEET BACK ON THE FLOOR IT’S LIKE THE DAY WE WON THE WAR AND THE VICTORY IS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU
ALL
WE CAN EVEN GET DIVORCES!!
GRANDPA JOE
WE’LL BE ROYAL!
ALL
WE’LL BE POSH!
On the great day, the Golden Ticket winners gather before Willy Wonka’s imposing factory gates. Charlie & Grandpa Joe feel out of place amidst all the hoopla on the red carpet. Finally, the moment of truth arrives.With a choral fanfare, the factory door swings open and all eyes turn to see the mysterious Willy Wonka… silhouetted in the smoke is an old man bent over a walking stick, about to totter down the factory steps... but he doesn’t totter for long!
GEORGE
MRS. BUCKET CHARLIE
CHERRY
GRANDPA JOE
BA BA BA BA SO DON’T, DON’T, DONCHA PINCH ME CHARLIE
WITH OUR LUCK WE’LL PLAY THE HORSES
MR. BUCKET
Joe! What are you doing?
GEORGE
ALL
GRANDPA JOE
GRANDPA JOE
We are going to visit a chocolate factory.
AH, BUT MAJOR LUCK NOW PLAYS OUR BUCKET THEME
ALL
THOUGH I HAVEN’T WALKED IN YEARS CHANGE MY OIL AND CHECK MY GEARS GIVE MY HAIR A CLIP AND WHIP MY SHAVING CREAM BUT DON’T, DON’T DONCHA PINCH ME CHARLIE I DON’T WANNA WAKE UP FROM THIS GOLDEN DREAM
GRANDPA JOE
GRANDPA JOE
FROM UNDERNEATH ME FALLEN ARCHES I’LL LEAD MILITARY MARCHES
GEORGINA
JOSEPHINE
SEEMED LIKE NOBODY COULD HEAR US NO PARADE WOULD EVER CHEER US
WELL, THE FIRST THING WE SHOULD DO IS TO DOWN A PINT OR TWO!!
(Gasp)
GRANDPA JOE
GRANDPARENTS
DOES THAT MEAN I’LL HAVE TO WASH? A LITTLE TRAVELING MUSIC PLEASE
ALL
I’M SURPRISED WE STILL HAVE KNEES!
JERRY
SO NOW HIP, HIP, HIP HOORAY FOR HIP, HIP, HIP HOORAY FOR HIP, HIP, HIP HOORAY FOR CHARLIE
YOU’RE THE ONE WHO MADE OUR GOLDEN DREAMS COME TRUE HIP! HIP!
bp IT MUST BE BELIEVED TO BE SEEN ALL
WILLY WONKA, WILLY WONKA
WILLY WONKA
WON’T YOU HELP ME PLEASE I’M AFRAID THAT I MIGHT FALL FOR MY EYES AND KNEES HAVE GROWN FRAIL BEHIND THIS WALL LET ME COME TO YOU THOUGH IT APPEARS I’VE LOST MY PEP BUT AS THIS ANCIENT RELIC READ IN THE TAO OF CHING, IT’S SAID A “JOURNEY” OF A THOUSAND MILES BEGINS WITH JUST ONE STEP BEYOND THIS DOOR’S A FACTORY BEGAT FROM JUST A BEAN BEYOND THIS DOOR SURPRISE IS IN STORE BUT IT MUST BE BELIEVED TO BE SEEN BEYOND THIS DOOR’S INVENTION WHERE MIND MEETS WITH MACHINE BEYOND THESE GATES ASTONISHMENT WAITS BUT IT MUST BE BELIEVED TO BE SEEN NO MAGIC SPELLS OR POTIONS FORSWEAR LEGERDEMAIN MY KINGDOM’S CREATED FROM NOTIONS ALL SWIRLING INSIDE OF MY BRAIN BEYOND THIS DOOR’S A BANQUET OF WONKA MADE CUISINE A LUCKY FEW WILL GET TO PASS THROUGH BUT IT MUST BE BELIEVED TO BE SEEN BEYOND THIS DOOR IS MUSIC COME DANCE BETWIXT AND BETWEEN BEYOND THIS WALTZ IS A WORLD WITHOUT FAULTS BUT IT MUST BE BELIEVED TO BE SEEN
Cherry, where are you? Jerry, I’m in a shack! Where unlikely urchin Charlie Bucket has won the very last Golden Ticket. Charlie, how do you feel?
CHARLIE
OH WHEN THE SUN CAME OUT TODAY MY LIFE WAS STILL THE SAME I PICKED THE SAME OLD RUBBISH AFTER SCHOOL THEN SUDDENLY A CHOCOLATE BAR WAS CALLING OUT MY NAME AND SHOWING ME THE WONKA GOLDEN RULE I NEVER FLEW A KITE THAT FLIES NEVER EVER WON A PRIZE WAS ALWAYS SICK WHEN THEY WOULD PICK THE WINNING TEAM BUT DON’T, DON’T DONCHA PINCH YOUR…
ALL
CHARLIE!
CHARLIE
I DON’T WANNA WAKE UP FROM THIS GOLDEN DREAM Take it away, Grandpa Joe!
GRANDPA JOE
WELL I WAS ALWAYS CERTAIN THAT MY LUCK WOULD NEVER CHANGE I LOST THE WILL TO EVER LEAVE ME BED
ALL
EVER LEAVE OUR BED
GRANDPA JOE
ALL MY FOUR LEAF CLOVERS WILTED AND MY RABBIT’S FOOT HAD MANGE
ALL
MANGE
GRANDPA JOE
THE GENIE IN THE BOTTLE TURNED UP DEAD
ALL
QUITE DEAD
ALL
Joe!!
DOUGLAS HODGE
8
BEYOND THIS DOOR’S A PUZZLE YOU’LL FIND OUT WHAT I MEAN BEYOND THIS GATE IS THE WORLD I CREATE BUT IT MUST BE BELIEVED TO BE SEEN DESPITE THE MAN SEEN AT THESE DOORS MY CHILDHOOD HOME WAS BLAND LIKE YOURS BUT I KNEW HOW TO LOOK TO FIND A WORLD THAT WASN’T COLOR-BLIND LET’S HOPE THAT YOU’RE A BIT LIKE ME AS YOU WALK THROUGH MY FACTORY FOR IN THE END THERE’S QUITE A PRIZE IF YOU CAN SEE WITH MORE THAN EYES… Golden Ticket Winners! Gloop, Teavee, Beauregarde, Salt...Bucket! YOU’RE LIFE’S ABOUT TO CHANGE NOW SO DON’T GET LEFT BEHIND DO THINGS APPEAR QUITE STRANGE NOW? IMAGINE THE WONDERS YOU’LL FIND BEYOND THIS DOOR IS CHOCOLATE! SO TASTY, IT’S OBSCENE! SO FOLLOW ME FOR I GUARANTEE THAT THIS WORLD I’VE CONCEIVED AND ALL I’VE ACHIEVED IT MUST BE BELIEVED TO BE SEEN! Do come in.
ACT TWO
bq STRIKE THAT, REVERSE IT Willy Wonka gathers the ticket winners in the Contract Room of his factory. No one can go on until everyone has signed a contract of agreement.The families are dazed as Willy explains the rules and regulations with his own brand of somersaulting words. WILLY WONKA
Goodness, is that the time? OUR SCHEDULE HAS NO ROOM FOR INTROS LANGUID AND RUBATO ACCELERATE RIGHT TO THE VERSE AND PLAY IT MOLTO PRESTO AND STACCATO!! WHAT ZIGZAG ROADS AND FICKLE FATES HAVE LED YOU TO MY CHOCOLATE GATES? I’M SURE THE STORIES WOULD ENTHRALL BUT TIME IS RACING BY US ALL I’D LOVE TO RHYME A RIDDLE OR TWO BUT “THERE’S SO MUCH TIME, SO LITTLE TO DO”… …so much time, so little to do…? …PLEASE, STRIKE THAT! REVERSE IT! I MEANT THE OTHER WAY IT DOESN’T TAKE A SIGMUND FREUD TO SEE I’M CHARMED AND OVERJOYED BUT PARDON IF I START TO FRET WE’VE NOT BEGUN OUR JOURNEY YET NO TIME TO BORROW OR DELAY “WHAT’S HERE TOMORROW’S GONE TODAY”… …what’s here tomorrow’s gone today…? …WHOOPS, STRIKE THAT! REVERSE IT! MY TONGUE HAS FEET OF CLAY YOU’VE BID THE TASTELESS WORLD ADIEU TO CHEW THE GOO AWAITING YOU BUT SCURRY FOR THE WONKA CLOCK KEEPS TICKING INSIDE THOSE DOORS THE FLOORS ARE SWEET THERE’S RUGS AND CARPETS YOU CAN EAT AND BEST OF ALL THE WALLPAPER NEEDS LICKING! THIS DAY OF PUNCTUALITY IS SCHEDULED TO THE NTH DEGREE I WISH THAT THERE WAS TIME TO SHARE MY THOUGHTS ON MAKE-UP, CLOTHES AND HAIR Madam…
MRS. TEAVEE
Yes?
WILLY WONKA
SINE QUA NON AND ENTRE NOUS YOUR FOOT IS ON THE OTHER SHOE
MRS. TEAVEE
Oh my god!
WILLY WONKA
PLEASE STRIKE THAT! REVERSE IT! LET’S GET ON WITH OUR DAY Frau Gloop!
MRS. GLOOP
Mr. Wonka, Guten Tag!
WILLY WONKA
WILLY WONKA
WILLY WONKA
Veruca.
VIOLET
Like the wart?
MR. BEAUREGARDE
The wart has two c’s. I’ve got one.
WILLY WONKA
One wart?
MR. BEAUREGARDE
VERUCA
WILLY WONKA
Wilkommen. And you must be Augustus. Goodness, you look so faaaa…ntastically healthy. I could eat you up. Except I’m on a diet. Speaking of diets – I must confiscate your sausage.
VERUCA
But that’s my lunch.
VERUCA
Not anymore… YOU MAY GO FIRST, BUT LOSE THE WURST
WILLY WONKA
AUGUSTUS
WILLY WONKA
AUGUSTUS
THAT’S SAD BECAUSE I LOVE ‘EM
WILLY WONKA
TO LEAD OUR GROUP, AUGUSTUS GLOOP! FOR WHO COULD LOSE SIGHT OF ‘IM?
THE CROWD
YES WHO COULD LOSE SIGHT OF ‘IM?
MR. SALT
Wonka! Sir Robert Salt! Salt’s Salty Nuts!
WILLY WONKA
Pleased to meet you, Bob. Peanut Business treating you well?
MR. SALT
Well actually –
MR. BEAUREGARDE
How interesting. We could talk all day except we won’t. I’m joking of course. I’m fascinated by nuts. I used to be one myself. And who’s this adorable tot in a tutu?
WILLY WONKA
One C! I see.
VERUCA
U. C.!
WILLY WONKA
U.C.! O.K. I see. I say, U.R. going to be fun. IT’S A PLEASURE DEAR TO HAVE YOU HERE WHERE DID YOU GET THAT MINK?
VERUCA
ARE YOU FOR REAL?
MR. SALT
IT’S BABY SEAL THAT’S CLUBBED THEN TICKLED PINK
THE CROWD
ITS CLUBBED THEN TICKLED CLUBBED THEN TICKLED CLUBBED THEN TICKLED PINK
Eugene Beauregarde – Please smile for the camera! And I guess you already know, The Double Bubble Duchess. How delighted to meet you your Grace, and what is it exactly that you do? I chew.
Same gum for the last three years! That’s quite an achievement. It’s a jaw popping world record. She’s got her own TV show, line of perfume, and we are opening boutiques all over the world. Isn’t she something?
WILLY WONKA
She’s certainly something, Mr. Beauregarde. I’m just not sure what.
VIOLET
HEY, JUST LET ME IN, I’M HERE TO WIN
WILLY WONKA
YOU LIKE TO BEAT YOUR DRUM YOUR CONFIDENCE IS QUITE INTENSE BUT JUST DON’T JUMP THE GUM
THE CROWD
DON’T JUMP DON’T JUMP JUST DON’T JUMP THE GUM
MIKE
POW POW! Bye bye blubberboy.
WILLY WONKA
Good heavens!
MIKE
Outta my way old man.
MRS. TEAVEE
Michael play nice now!
WILLY WONKA
Mike Teavee, aren’t you the boy who got your Golden Ticket by hacking into my computers!
MRS. TEAVEE
Now Mr. Wonka, those are just allegations.
WILLY WONKA
SO, MIKE THE BRAIN, YOU MUST EXPLAIN JUST HOW YOU CRACKED MY SYSTEM
MIKE
SHUT UP OLD COOT, I’M TRYIN’ TO SHOOT THE FAT KID…SHOOT, I MISSED HIM
THE CROWD
FAT, SHOOT, MISSED HIM!
WILLY WONKA
IT SEEMS THAT I’VE LEFT SOMEONE OUT WHO ELSE IS HERE, NOW GIVE A SHOUT
CHARLIE
UH, MR. WONKA, I’M THE LAST
WILLY WONKA
IS LEAST THE LAST TO JOIN OUR CAST Well who are you?
CHARLIE
Charlie Bucket sir.
WILLY WONKA
Oh yes. Aren’t you the boy who got his ticket at the very last moment? Don’t leave it so late next time. And you must be his Grandpa Joe?
GRANDPA JOE
At your service, sah!
WILLY WONKA
Enraptured. Enchanted. Overjoyed. Is something wrong?
CHARLIE
It’s nothing sir.
WILLY WONKA
Nothing’s always something, Charlie, except when a person makes something out of nothing. Now which is it with you?
CHARLIE
I don’t know.
WILLY WONKA
Are you the sort of boy who makes something out of nothing?
CHARLIE
No sir, it’s just – you’re not what I expected.
WILLY WONKA
That’s a coincidence…I’m not what I expected either. NOW, MESSERS BUCKET, SALT AND BEAUREGARDE MADAME TEAVEE AND SHATZI GLOOP YOU’RE VISITORS IN MY BACKYARD
WHEN SHEPHERDING THIS TINY TROUPE
9
AND SO I LOOK FOR YOU TO LEAD YOUR FUTURE GENERATIONS I MUST INSIST YOU HEAR AND HEED MY RULES AND REGULATIONS OUTSIDE MY DOORS YOU’RE FREE TO DO THE CHARMING THINGS THAT MAKE YOU YOU THE TRAITS THAT MAKE YOU EACH A KID A MIRROR OF YOUR PARENTS ID BUT ONCE INSIDE YOU MUST OBEY “DO AS I DO NOT AS I SAY”… …DAMN, STRIKE THAT! REVERSE IT! OH, THE GAMES THE MIND CAN PLAY
AUGUSTUS
WHICH WAY TO THE BUFFET?
WILLY WONKA
I’D LOVE TO LOUNGE AND LOLLYGAG AND GIVE EACH TONGUE THE CHANCE TO WAG BUT I MUST GET YOU ALL TO SIGN THIS CONTRACT ON THE DOTTED LINE THERE’S NO REPRISE, THE WAY TIME FLIES, TO “DOT THE T’S AND CROSS THE I’S”… …NO, STRIKE THAT! REVERSE IT! PLEASE INK WITHOUT DELAY
MR. SALT
MAY I SEE THE DOSSIER?
MR. BEAUREGARDE
AND NEGOTIATE HER PAY
ALL
SIR, WHAT DOES THIS CONTRACT SAY?!
WILLY WONKA
WELL… THE UNDERSIGNED HEREIN TO FORE CITE FRIPPERY OR FORCE MAJEURE NO PROPERTY BE TOUCHED OR CHEWED OR PEDDLED
PARENTS
WHAT DID HE SAY??
WILLY WONKA
DE FACTO HABEAS CORPUS LAWS FOR YOU A NEW GRANDFATHER’S CLAUSE SIGN THERE, THERE, THERE, THERE, THERE THANK GOD THAT’S SETTLED!
MRS. GLOOP
What does he expect us to do?
MRS. TEAVEE
I’m confused.
MR. SALT
br THE CHOCOLATE ROOM WILLY WONKA
Ladies & Gentlemen… Welcome…to The Chocolate Room! I’ve never shown this room to anyone before…you’re the first to see it. Everything you see…every tree, every flower and every bird…is made completely and entirely out of chocolate.
CHARLIE
GRANDPA JOE NOW I KNOW I’LL NEVER HAVE TO DREAM AGAIN FOR I’VE HAD DREAMS INCREDIBLE BUT HERE’S A DREAM THAT IS EDIBLE
ALL EXCEPT WILLY WONKA
MR. WONKA, PINCH US PLEASE SO WE CAN TASTE THE FOREST FOR THE TREES As the children explore this wonderland, the bewildered adults ask Willy what its purpose is.Willy bemusedly explains… MR. SALT
Look here, Wonka, the waterfall makes sense but what’s the point in all the rest of this stuff.
Veruca breaks the reverie with a scream. Augustus is drinking the waterfall!
The point?
bt AUGUSTUS’ DOWNFALL
WILLY WONKA MR. SALT
Well, what’s it for?
WILLY WONKA
It’s my creation.
MR. SALT
How does it make money?
WILLY WONKA
It doesn’t.
MRS. GLOOP
It’s a little cupboard of treats for a midnight feast.
WILLY WONKA
No madam.
MR. BEAUREGARDE
You use it for photo shoots.
WILLY WONKA
Certainly not.
MRS. TEAVEE
It’s therapy.
WILLY WONKA
No.
MR. SALT
Goodbye?!?
WILLY WONKA
NO, STRIKE THAT, REVERSE IT! THE NEXT TIME I’LL REHEARSE IT GET READY, SET AND ON YOUR MARKS, LET’S GO!
AUGUSTUS
YOU’RE STUPID!
MIKE
YOU STINK!
VERUCA
I’M WINNING!
VIOLET
YOU THINK?
CHARLIE
LET’S GO!
WILLY WONKA & ALL
ON WITH THE SHOW! With the contract finally signed,Willy waves his cane and reveals a wonderful garden of candy delights.Willy invites the children to enjoy the room but whatever they do, they mustn’t go near the chocolate waterfall.
AUGUSTUS
Just one more handful.
WILLY WONKA
Augustus please!
AUGUSTUS
Mr. Wonka, it’s wunderbaaaaarrr!
Augustus has fallen in. WILLY WONKA
Oh dear. Quick! Bring down the diversionary plumbing! Factory alarms sound and a vast array of pipes descend as Augustus is sucked up the chocolate tube.The families look up and are amazed to see, amongst the plumbing, dozens of tiny workers in red boiler suits. Ladies & Gentlemen,The OOMPA-LOOMPAS! MR. SALT
Dear God Wonka! What in heaven’s name…
MR. BEAUREGARDE
Who in the name of POP are those people!?
WILLY WONKA
bs SIMPLY SECOND NATURE
ALL
Mr. Wonka. He’s just a little peckish!
You really don’t see do you?
JUST SIGN!
SO NOW THE TIME HAS COME AT LAST TO PUT THE PRESENT IN THE PAST IT’S TIME TO TAKE THE GOLDEN TOUR AND TASTE THE TEMPTING TREATS DU JOUR THE DAY IS YOUNG, THE SUN IS HIGH AND SO IT’S TIME TO SAY “GOODBYE”
Augustus NO! Stay away from the chocolate waterfall!
MRS. GLOOP
MRS. GLOOP
WILLY WONKA
WILLY WONKA
WILLY WONKA
Well if it isn’t for anything and it doesn’t make money then why on earth does it need to exist at all?
This tempo is preposterous!
KIDS
AND ME, I TAKE SWEET HONEY AND MAKE A TASTEFUL ROSE WHAT CAN I SAY, IT’S SIMPLY WHAT I DO SOME MEN MAKE POTS OF MONEY THEY’RE HAPPY, I SUPPOSE BUT BE GRATEFUL THAT FOR JUST A LUCKY FEW… …IT’S SIMPLY SECOND NATURE TO SEE WHAT ISN’T THERE THE MIND IS SUCH A WONDER TO EXPLORE AND THOUGH SOME NIGHTS I DREAD ALL THE VOICES IN MY HEAD I’D RATHER BE THIS WAY THEN BE A BORE! IT’S SIMPLY SECOND NATURE TO DREAM OF SOMETHING NEW THEN WAKE ON FIRE AND TRY TO SCULPT EACH DAY IT’S NO BLESSING, IT’S A CURSE! WAIT, NO, STRIKE THAT AND REVERSE I WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY
WILLY WONKA
Will they save him?
cu AUF WIEDERSEHEN AUGUSTUS OOMPA-LOOMPAS
GLOOP IN SOUP! THAR SHE BLOWS! SLOWLY UP THE PIPE HE FLOWS TO THE MIXING ROOM HE RISES HOPE THAT PIPE CAN TAKE ALL SIZES IF HE’D LISTENED, HE WOULD NOT BE HEADED FOR THE FUDGING POT BUT HE WAS NOT OBEDIENT NOW HE IS AN INGREDIENT!
MR. BEAUREGARDE
Are they your entourage, Wonka?
WILLY WONKA
No, Mr. Beauregarde, they’re my workers.
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
CUT, DICE, MINCE, SLICE TIME TO MAKE THE FUDGE CHURN, CHOP, POUND, POP TIME TO MAKE THE FUDGE SNAP, SNIP, WHISK, WHIP LET YOUR STOMACH BE THE JUDGE BOIL, BEAT
OOMPA-LOOMPA
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
ONCE GROUND, TWICE POUND TIME TO MAKE THE FUDGE STRETCH, STRAIN, CAUSE PAIN TIME TO MAKE THE FUDGE
OOMPA-LOOMPA
I’M TELLIN’ YA…
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
SIFT, SHAKE, THEN WE BAKE AND STICK IT WITH A FORK DON’T THROW AWAY THE SCRAPS TODAY CAUSE WE LOVE CANDY PORK!
AUGUSTUS
I feel so lonely!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
AUF WIEDERSEHEN AUGUSTUS GLOOP YOUR TOUR IS NOW COMPLETE YOU SHOW THE MEANING TO YOUR GROUP OF “YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT”
MRS. GLOOP
Oh!
WILLY WONKA
SO MOTHER, COURAGE YOU MUST SHOW BUT PLEASE DON’T HOLD A GRUDGE CAUSE AS A BOY HE WAS SO-SO
WILLY WONKA & OOMPA-LOOMPAS
BUT HE MAKES TASTY…
HEY, TURN UP THE HEAT!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
CAUSE EVERYONE LOVES FUDGE!
MRS. GLOOP
Help!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
OOMPA-LOOMPAS AUGUSTUS
MRS. GLOOP
Augustus!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
AUF WIEDERSEHEN AUGUSTUS GLOOP IT’S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE YOU GREAT BIG GREEDY NINCOMPOOP IT’S TIME TO FUDGIFY YOU NEVER TRIED TO MAKE A FRIEND BUT NOW WE’LL HAVE SOME FUN FOR THOUGH YOUR TOUR IS AT AN END OUR JOY HAS JUST BEGUN!
AUGUSTUS
YES, HE MAKES TASTY… Augustus! FUDGE!
Augustus is gone but Willy seems more concerned about the possible contamination of bones in his toffee.The party are shocked but nevertheless eager to carry on and explore.The next room is The Inventing Room, full of test tubes and bubbling pots of coloured liquid.White coated OOMPA-LOOMPAS mix and stir.Willy gives every child an everlasting gobstopper as a souvenir of the tour but Violet is unimpressed.Willy wonders if she might be interested in his latest creation, in which an entire Sunday roast dinner is contained in one tiny strip of gum.When Violet sees gum she can’t resist popping it into her mouth.
Mamma, I’m stuck.
MRS. GLOOP
Try releasing some gas!
No, but they’ll save my chocolate. Ladies & Gentlemen may I introduce – The Oompa-Loompas!
A PAINTER NEEDS NO REASON TO MAKE A THING OF ART YES, THERE’S NO SWITCH TO STOP AND START THE FLOW A GARDENER HAS HIS SEASON HIS GREEN THUMB AND HIS HEART DON’T ASK THE MAN “WHY DOES YOUR GARDEN GROW?” A POET SITS FOR HOURS WITH WORDS UPON HIS TONGUE HE CANNOT HELP BUT RHYME HIS DOOM AND GLOOM SO IF YOU TASTE MY FLOWERS YOU’LL SEE THAT I’M AMONG THAT CERTAIN GROUP, THAT LUCKY TROUPE FOR WHOM… …IT’S SIMPLY SECOND NATURE TO WISH AWAY THE GRAY TO TAKE A LICORICE STICK AND MAKE A TREE YES, THERE’S NO RHYME OR REASON I WAS SIMPLY MADE THIS WAY WHAT’S STRANGE TO YOU IS NATURAL TO ME IT’S SIMPLY SECOND NATURE TO PAINT OUTSIDE THE LINES IT MERELY IS THE WAY THAT I WAS BORN YOU SEE I’VE BEEN SELECTED TO CREATE THE UNEXPECTED AND MAKE EACH DAY FEEL JUST LIKE CHRISTMAS MORN PICASSO TOOK A TORSO AND TURNED IT ON IT’S HEAD IT ISN’T RIGHT OR WRONG, IT’S WHAT HE FELT AND DALI, EVEN MORE SO WOULD POSITIVELY DREAD EXPLAINING WHY HIS HANDS OF TIME SHOULD MELT
10
cl GUM! VIOLET
Tomato soup!
WILLY WONKA
That’s the starter – it’s quite traditional.
VIOLET
Roast Chicken!
WILLY WONKA
Sunday afternoon – all the family in the parlour – pick of the pops on the radio.
VIOLET
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
SHE ALWAYS WANTED FAME NOW SHE’S ‘BOUT TO EXPLODE (POP!) WE’LL SCOOP UP EVERY CHUNK AND WE’LL SERVE HER A LA MODE (MM HMM!) SHE’S GONNA HIT THE BIG TIME WHEN THE BIG GUM DROPS (WOO!) SHE’LL FINALLY BURST HER BUBBLE ON THE “TOP OF THE POPS”
Potatoes and Gravy!
MR. BEAUREGARDE
Granny dribbling in the corner.
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
WILLY WONKA VIOLET
Fizzy orange!
WILLY WONKA
Violet whatever you do don’t hit pudding.
MR. BEAUREGARDE
Ignore him Vi! You chew, girl. Do it!
WILLY WONKA
Violet no –
VIOLET
Cheese and crackers!
WILLY WONKA
Violet. Don’t get to pudding!
VIOLET
Oh my…
MR. BEAUREGARDE
What is it honey?
VIOLET
I’ve got an idea! Hello, Fruit Monthly...?? HER LIPS SAY NOTHING AND HER HANDS DO LESS HER CLOTHES ARE YOURS CAUSE SOON SHE’LL NEED A TENT FOR A DRESS HER STOMACH WILL BE PERFECT WHEN IT’S SQUEEZED AND IT’S OOZED HER BRAIN’S IN MINT CONDITION CAUSE IT’S NEVER BEEN USED HER LEGS ARE GOOD AND STURDY CAUSE THEY RAN TOWARD THE SPOTLIGHT YOU HAVE TO TAKE ‘EM BOTH TO SPLIT THEM UP WOULD BE NOT RIGHT BUT YOU HAD BETTER HURRY IF YOU WANNA GRAB HER EAR CAUSE IN 15 MINUTES SHE IS BOUND TO DISAPPEAR
Pie!
MR. BEAUREGARDE
Pudding.
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
WILLY WONKA MR. BEAUREGARDE
What kind of pie, Vi?
VIOLET
Blueberry pie, Daddy! Blueberry pie!
WILLY WONKA
Pudding.
MR. BEAUREGARDE
My god, Wonka, what is happening to her?
WILLY WONKA
Excess Fructose in the fluid sacs, I’m afraid.
MR. BEAUREGARDE
What the pop does that mean?
WILLY WONKA
It means … it means … she’s turning into a blueberry!
Violet explodes in a shower of purple goo. Once again the party are horrified but Willy is unconcerned. He leads them on a high speed tour round the crazy corridors of his factory until, disoriented, they arrive at The Nut Room where the factory nuts are tested by a small army of trained squirrels sitting at a conveyor belt. Good nuts are kept and bad nuts thrown away.Veruca demands a squirrel.When Willy refuses, she takes matters into her own hands.When she gets to the conveyor belt she is grabbed by a squirrel and tested. BAD NUT! Suddenly the room fills with OOMPA-LOOMPAS riding on the back of giant squirrels.They dance a nightmarish ballet before ushering Veruca and her father down the bad nut chute.
cn VERUCA’S NUTCRACKER SWEET SQUIRREL
BAD NUT!
VERUCA
Daddy, what’s happening?
MR. SALT
Wonka, she’s headed for the nut cracker!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
VERUCA SALT THE DEBUTANTE SHE’S ALWAYS SCREAMING “I WANT, I WANT” WE HOPE SHE WANTS LAST MONTH’S CHOW MEIN AS SHE JETÉS DOWN THE GARBAGE DRAIN
VERUCA
Help!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
VERUCA SALT THE SILLY COW HER MADDENING MANTRA WAS “NOW, NOW, NOW!” BUT NOW HANG A BELL ON THE LITTLE BRUTE AS SHE PAS DE BOURRÉES DOWN THE BAD NUT CHUTE YES, NOW SHE’LL JOIN THE TRASH BELOW SO SPOILED AND SO ROTTEN THE FISH HEAD FROM A WEEK AGO SOME GOUDA LONG FORGOTTEN A BACON RIND, SOME LEFT OUT LARD A LOAF OF BREAD GONE STALE AND HARD A ROTTEN TOOTH, A REEKY PEAR A THING THE CAT LEFT ON THE STAIR VERUCA SALT THE PAMPERED MISS WILL NOW FOUETTÉ TO A FOUL ABYSS SO TAKE A WHIFF, FOR IT’S AWFULLY RIPE HER NEW ADDRESS: THE SEWER PIPE! WILLY WONKA
Stomach in, chest out.
MR. SALT
Wonka, for God’s sake, help her!
WILLY WONKA
I can’t, her posture is terrible.
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
VERUCA SALT THE SELFISH TOT WAS NEVER GOOD WITH THE THINGS SHE GOT BUT IT’S NOT JUST VICIOUS VERUCA’S FAULT THIS RANCID RECIPE DEMANDS ANOTHER DASH OF SALT!
MR. SALT
Veruca, Daddy’s coming!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
BLAME HER FATHER AND HER MOTHER THAT VERUCA WILL RESIDE WITH THE RUBBISH AND THE OTHER WASTEFUL THINGS SHE’S TOSSED ASIDE TO THE FURNACE WE BEQUEATH HER SEE THE SQUIRRELS AS THEY ARE SWARMING THOUGHT RECYCLING WAS BENEATH HER SHE’S THE CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING!
MR. SALT
Get away from me you dirty rodent!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
VERUCA SALT THE WICKED WITCH WILL SOON DEVELOP A NASTY ITCH WE’LL SOON HEAR THE TWIT SCREAMING “MINE, ALL MINE!!” FROM DEEP DOWN BELOW WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE!
SQUIRRELS & OOMPA-LOOMPAS
BAD NUT!
Baby we’re gonna be rich! AHH! EVERYBODY WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION EVERYBODY’S TALKIN’ ‘BOUT “JUICY” HER FAVORITE BODY PARTS WILL SOON BE YOURS FOR A FRACTION HER INSIDES FLYING OVERHEAD WILL BE A DISTRACTION TODAY NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT RAVEL OR DEBUSSY BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT EVERYBODY’S TALKIN’ ‘BOUT… OHHHH…. “JUICY”!!
As Violet spins about like a purple glitter disco ball, the OOMPA-LOOMPAS break out their platform shoes to sing and dance of her fate.
cm JUICY! OOMPA DJ
And here she is, new in at number one, chewing up the charts, she’s big and getting bigger, she blue and getting bluer – she’s a fruit based sensation and she goes by the name of JUICY!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
EVERYBODY WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION EVERYBODY’S TALKIN’ ‘BOUT “JUICY”
VIOLET
Help me!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
DADDY WANTED HER TO BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION NOW EVERYBODY’S TALKIN’ ‘BOUT “JUICY” JUICY IS A GIRL NAMED VIOLET B. SHE DOESN’T HAVE A TALENT AS FAR AS WE CAN SEE BUT SHE WANTS TO BE A STAR THOUGH THERE’S NOTHING SHE CAN DO
WILLY & MALE OOMPA-LOOMPAS
SHE’S GONNA BE FAMOUS NOW FOR JUST TURNING BLUE
WILLY & FEMALE OOMPA-LOOMPAS
SQUEEZE THAT MOTHER OUT!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
EVERYBODY WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION EVERYBODY’S TALKIN’ ‘BOUT “JUICY” DADDY BLEW HER UP INTO A BIG TRANSACTION NOW EVERYBODY’S TALKIN’ ‘BOUT “JUICY”
VIOLET
Daddy! MYA OLAYE & COMPANY
11
Now only Mike Teavee and Charlie are left.Willy leads the increasingly nervous group through the dark cellars where all his mistakes are kept. Finally they arrive at a room he calls, The Department of The Future, staffed by white suited OOMPA-LOOMPA technicians.Willy demonstrates Chocolate Television.Where normal television sends pictures through space, this sends chocolate through space. Mike is intrigued and despite Willy’s protests, he puts himself before the cameras, presses the remote and disappears in a puff of smoke. As a mortified Mrs.Teavee looks on,Willy and the OOMPA-LOOMPAS search for him on the monitors.
co VIDIOTS MIKE
Hey Wonka, if you can send chocolate by TV, can you send a person too?
WILLY WONKA
Oh, I suppose so, but there might be some technical issues –
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
AND THEN LIKE SOME BARBARIC HUNS OUR TODDLERS ALL ARE PACKING GUNS NOW CHILDREN CURSE AND SMOKE CIGARS OUR NURSERIES NOW HAVE PRISON BARS THEY SCREAM AND RANT AND RAISE THEIR FISTS AND FIRE THEIR PSYCHIATRISTS WE HEAR THEM ALL, THE TEENAGE HORDE THEY SCREAM THE BATTLE CRY “WE’RE BORED!” THEIR MINDS WILL SURELY TURN TO MUSH WITH WORDS THAT MAKE AN EX-CON BLUSH THEY NEVER MIND THEIR P’S AND Q’S THEY LONG FOR PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS VIDIOTS! THEY’RE JUST VIDIOTS!
WILLY WONKA
It’s years since I’ve been to a rave!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
WITH ALL THIS INFO AT A CLICK A BOOK WILL ROT UPON THE SHELF IF ALL THE ANSWERS COME TOO QUICK A CHILD WON’T THINK FOR HIMSELF EACH DAY THEY TEXT ON THEIR NEW TOY THEIR THOUGHTS AND THEIR LOCATION BUT OMG, WILL THIS DESTROY THE ART OF CONVERSATION?
WILLY WONKA
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
HE’S STUCK INSIDE HIS OWN DOMAIN
WILLY WONKA
HE’LL CHANNEL SURF TILL WHEREUPON
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
HE’LL FIND THAT NOTHING GOOD IS ON
MRS. TEAVEE
AND THERE IS NO REMOTE CONTROL
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
THAT HE CAN USE TO FIND HIS SOUL
SO SING THE STORY MRS. T
WILLY WONKA
WHAT’S NOW BECOME OF MIKE TEAVEE
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
FROM WASTING HIS ENTIRE BRAIN
MRS. TEAVEE
OOMPA-LOOMPAS MRS. TEAVEE
HIS SECRETS NOW ARE YOURS AND MINE CAUSE EVERYTHING HE’S GOT’S ONLINE AND WHO WILL WATCH JUST MIKE TEAVEE
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
WHEN THERE IS NEWER JUNK TO SEE
WILLY WONKA
WHAT ONCE WAS VIRAL’S SOON FORGOT
MRS. TEAVEE
BUT HAND THE CLICKER TO HIS MOM
WILLY WONKA
HIS FUTURE’S NOT COMPLETELY SHOT
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
HIS NEW ADDRESS IS
WILLY WONKA & OOMPA-LOOMPAS
MIKE DOT COM
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
VIDIOTS! THEY’RE JUST VIDIOTS! VIDIOTS! THEY’RE JUST VIDIOTS! THEY’RE JUST VIDIOTS!
ALAS, ALAS, POOR MIKE TV FOR OMG, HE’S A.D.D.
MIKE
You can’t stop progress, I’m doing it!
WILLY WONKA
Uh, Mike…no!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
HE’S LIKE SO MANY NOWADAYS IT’S AWFULLY MODERN, THIS MALAISE
MIKE
Ladies & Gentlemen – Welcome to the Mike Teavee – TV Show!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
FOR EVERY CHILD THAT THREW A FIT THE TV SET WOULD BABYSIT
MRS. TEAVEE
Mr. Wonka where is he?
WILLY WONKA
I’m looking, I’m looking! There’s so many channels.
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
ATTENTION SPANS HAVE GONE PELL-MELL THERE’S ONLY TIME FOR LOL
MRS. TEAVEE
The little people are singing again. That’s never a good sign.
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
THEY NEVER STEP OUTSIDE TO PLAY THEIR WORLD IS DARK BOTH NIGHT AND DAY
MRS. TEAVEE
He’s jumping from screen to screen!
WILLY WONKA
I think it’s called channel hopping.
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
THE SKIES OF BLUE, THE PINKS, THE GREENS ARE ONLY VIEWED ON LAPTOP SCREENS
MRS. TEAVEE
Get him out of there!
MIKE
I’m on TV! Look at me! Look at me!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
THEY ONLY MOVE AND EXERCISE
MRS. TEAVEE
What’s happened to him?
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
THEIR CLICKING FINGER AND THEIR THUMB
WILLY WONKA
He’s shrunk to fit the TV screen.
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
EACH BRAIN CELL OVERLOADS AND DIES
CHARLIE
Will he ever go back to normal?
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
AS ALL THEIR LIMBS ARE TURNING NUMB
WILLY WONKA
No one ever goes back to normal after they’ve been on television.
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
VIDIOTS! THEY’RE JUST VIDIOTS! THE AGE OF INNOCENCE IS GONE ONCE CERTAIN SITES ARE CLICKED UPON THE IMAGES THAT THEY REPEAT ONCE IN THE BRAIN YOU CAN’T DELETE
12
Charlie is the only child left. Grandpa Joe is anxious but Willy has one last room he wants to show them,The Imagining Room. In it Willy keeps a notebook, full of all the ideas he’s ever had, and some of the ones he’s never had as well. Charlie is keen to look at the notebook but Willy refuses angrily. It’s time for them to go home.When Joe asks about their lifetime supply of confectionery Willy casually dismisses them: ‘you got your gobstopper didn’t you?’ Joe is angry but Charlie defuses the situation – ‘An everlasting gobstopper is still an amazing present.’ Willy tells Charlie to wait while he and Joe sort out legal details. He must not touch anything. Alone in the imagining room, Charlie can’t resist peeking at Willy’s notebook. The book is full of drawings and inventions.When he comes to the blank pages at the back Charlie draws some inventions of his own, sketching ‘fizzy lifting juice’ and ‘hot ice cream for cold days.’ But his reverie is interrupted by Willy, who has quietly returned. Charlie is scared, has he done something wrong? ‘No Charlie,’ says Willy, ‘strike that and reverse it.You’ve done something right.You’ve won.’ He invites Charlie into his Great Glass Elevator so that he can show him his prize.
cp PURE IMAGINATION WILLY WONKA
Hold your breath … make a wish … count to three … COME WITH ME AND YOU’LL BE IN A WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION TAKE A LOOK AND YOU’LL SEE INTO YOUR IMAGINATION Welcome aboard my Great Glass Elevator.
CHARLIE
Wow!
WILLY WONKA
Push that button.
CHARLIE
The one marked don’t push?
WILLY WONKA
That’s the one.
CHARLIE
Yes, Mr. Wonka.
WILLY WONKA
I love my chocolate factory, Charlie. I love it more than anything else in the world.
CHARLIE
So do I, Mr. Wonka, so do I.
WILLY WONKA
Well, I’m very glad you said that, I’m very glad indeed. Do you want to know why?
CHARLIE
Why?
WILLY WONKA
Because, my Chocolate Factory is your special prize.
CHARLIE
But Mr. Wonka, why would you want to give away your factory?
WILLY WONKA
I’m an old man, Charlie. I’m a lot older than you think. I can’t keep running my factory forever. I’ve got to give it to someone new. And that someone, Charlie, is you. IF YOU WANT TO VIEW PARADISE SIMPLY LOOK AROUND AND VIEW IT ANYTHING YOU WANT TO, DO IT WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD? THERE’S NOTHING TO IT
WILLY WONKA & CHARLIE
THERE IS NO LIFE I KNOW TO COMPARE WITH PURE IMAGINATION
WILLY WONKA
LIVING THERE YOU’LL BE FREE IF YOU TRULY WISH TO BE Willy lands the elevator outside the factory. Crates are piled up by the front door containing his possessions. He explains to Charlie that he will be moving out because Charlie will be moving in. Charlie is confused – surely he’s too young to run a chocolate factory? Willy explains why he’s perfect for the job and the OOMPA-LOOMPAS pop out of the packing crates to welcome their new boss.
CHARLIE
Something crazy is going to happen now, isn’t it?
WILLY WONKA
How did you guess? WE’LL BEGIN WITH A SPIN TRAVELING IN THE WORLD OF MY CREATION WHAT YOU’LL SEE WILL DEFY EXPLANATION
CHARLIE
Where are we going?
WILLY WONKA
Up … up … up! IF YOU WANT TO VIEW PARADISE SIMPLY LOOK AROUND AND VIEW IT ANYTHING YOU WANT TO, DO IT WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD? THERE’S NOTHING TO IT Time to open your eyes and take a look around. THERE IS NO LIFE I KNOW TO COMPARE WITH PURE IMAGINATION LIVING HERE YOU’LL BE FREE IF YOU TRULY WISH TO BE Look – Charlie – down there – my factory, do you see?
DOUGLAS HODGE & TOM KLENERMAN
13
cq A LITTLE ME WILLY WONKA
Goodness me – is that the time? – you’d better get ready.
CHARLIE
For what?
WILLY WONKA
Your new job.
CHARLIE
What job?
WILLY WONKA
You are the new Willy Wonka of course! I always had a hunch it might be you. Let’s see how you measure up.
CHARLIE
BUT I DON’T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT HOW A FACT’RY WORKS
WILLY WONKA
PERFECT! YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!
CHARLIE
AND I DON’T HAVE A CLUE OF WHAT A CHOCOLATIER MUST DO
WILLY WONKA
WELL CHARLIE BUCKET, IF YOU DID THEN YOU WOULDN’T BE A KID IT’S ALL THE THINGS YOU AREN’T THAT MAKE YOU WHAT YOU ARE IT’S WHAT YOU DO NOT OWN THAT SETS YOU FREE IT’S THE LESSONS STILL UNLEARNED IT’S THE CORNERS NOT YET TURNED THAT MAKE YOU YOU AND…A LITTLE ME Hat.
CHARLIE
Hat?
WILLY WONKA
Cane.
CHARLIE
CHARLIE
AND I NEVER DREAMED THIS DAY COULD EVER START AND END THIS WAY
WILLY WONKA
IT’S THE DREAMS YOU’VE YET TO DREAM THAT WILL WHIP YOUR WHIPPING CREAM!
WILLY WONKA & OOMPA-LOOMPAS
IT’S ALL THE THINGS YOU AREN’T THAT MAKE YOU WHAT YOU ARE
WILLY WONKA
AND THAT’S WHAT MAKES YOU JUST MY CUP OF TEA
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
DID HE SAY TEA?
WILLY WONKA
IT’S YOUR PERCOLATING MIND IT’S YOUR EARS STILL WET BEHIND
WILLY WONKA & OOMPA-LOOMPAS
THAT MAKE YOU YOU AND…
WILLY WONKA
A LITTLE ME THE FACTORY’S YOURS, YES THAT’S YOUR PRIZE
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
WE’VE GOT A BOSS WHO’S JUST OUR SIZE
MR. & MRS. BUCKET
AND WHAT A TREAT TO WATCH YOU RISE
GRANDPA JOE & JOSEPHINE
A CHOC’LATE COMET IN ASCENT!
GEORGE & GEORGINA
WITH SPARKS OF SWEETS YOU’LL SOON INVENT!
WILLY WONKA
AND ANY JOURNEY WORTH THE SCHLEP MUST BEGIN WITH ONE SMALL STEP YES…
ALL
IT’S ALL THE THINGS YOU AREN’T THAT MAKE YOU WHAT YOU ARE YOU’LL LEAD THE WAY TO THINGS YOU’VE YET TO SEE IT’S THE SCHEMES YOU’VE YET TO BAKE IT’S THE LEAP YOU’VE YET TO TAKE THAT MAKES YOU YOU
WILLY WONKA
A WONKA THROUGH AND THROUGH
ALL
THAT MAKES YOU YOU AND IN THE MIDDLE OF A RIDDLE WHERE A KID’LL BE A LITTLE…
THE BUCKET FAMILY & OOMPA-LOOMPAS
YES WE AGREE YOU’RE A LITTLE…
CHARLIE & WILLY WONKA
…ME!
At last, Charlie, Grandpa Joe and the rest of the Bucket family are reunited but Willy is suddenly gone.The Buckets go into the factory to start their new lives. Outside, the Tramp returns. He reveals himself to be Willy Wonka. He takes one last look at his factory, full of light and life, and reflects on the possibility of new adventures.
cr IT MUST BE BELIEVED TO BE SEEN (REPRISE) MR. BUCKET
Come on, Charlie. Let’s go inside.
CHARLIE
Wait – where’s Mr. Wonka? We can’t go in without him. He has to show us where everything is.
MR. BUCKET
I think he’s gone.
MRS. BUCKET
Look’s like he’s left you to it.
MR. BUCKET
Come on, Charlie. We’ve got work to do.
CHARLIE
Come on Bucket, no time to dally when wonders await.
WILLY WONKA
THERE COMES A TIME TO LEAVE THE PAST BEHIND YOU AND AMONGST YOU IS AS GOOD A PLACE TO HIDE SO OUT THERE IN THE SHADOWS I REMIND YOU THAT MAY BE WILLY WONKA BY YOUR SIDE! AND SO MY FRIEND, MY FACTORY CONTINUE YOUR ROUTINE LET’S SAY GOODBYE FOR TO NEW WORLDS I FLY THAT ARE NOT YET CONCEIVED THAT ARE NOT YET ACHIEVED AND THEY MUST BE BELIEVED TO BE SEEN… As the OOMPA-LOOMPAS and Charlie wave goodbye from the factory windows, Willy Wonka disappears right before our eyes.
Cane?
WILLY WONKA
And last but not least, The Wonka Stirring Spoon!
CHARLIE
BUT I DON’T KNOW THE RECIPES OF HOW MUCH THIS AND THAT
WILLY WONKA
DELUMPTIOUS! THAT MAKES YOU JUST DELUMPTIOUS!
CHARLIE
AND I’VE NOT SEEN A SINGLE FACT OF HOW A CHOCOLATIER MUST ACT
WILLY WONKA
WELL, THE THINGS YOU HAVEN’T SEEN MAKE YOU A FRESH GREEN BEAN! IT’S ALL THE THINGS YOU AREN’T THAT MAKE YOU WHAT YOU ARE YOU HAVE TO DIG A HOLE TO PLANT THE TREE IT’S THE BOOKS YOU’VE YET TO READ IT’S THE DOUGH YOU’VE YET TO KNEAD THAT MAKES YOU YOU AND…A LITTLE ME A SCULPTOR WANTS NO HARDENED CLAY HE WANTS HIS MUD TO
WILLY WONKA & OOMPA-LOOMPAS
BEND AND SWAY
WILLY WONKA
AND THAT IS WHAT A CHILD CAN DO BUT NOT JUST ANY CARELESS CHILD
WILLY WONKA & OOMPA-LOOMPAS
TOO FAT OR SPOILED OR CRASS OR WILD
WILLY WONKA
SO AREN’T YOU GLAD UPON REVIEW THAT CHARLIE BUCKET I CHOSE YOU!
CHARLIE
WELL YES, IT’S QUITE AN HONOR BUT I’M STILL A BIT AT SEA
WILLY WONKA
AHOY THEN
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
BA BA DAH
WILLY WONKA
YOU’RE JUST MY BOY THEN
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
ENJOY THEN
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ORCHESTRA Conductor. . . . . . . . . . . . . NICHOLAS SKILBECK Keyboards. . . . . . . . .JOHN GLADSTONE-SMITH JILL FARROW NIGEL LILLEY Guitars . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DAVE HOLMES Bass Guitar/ Double Bass . . . . . . . . . RUTLEDGE TURNLUND Drums . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .MIKE SMITH Reeds . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .NICK MOSS JAMIE TALBOT COLIN SKINNER French Horn. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MATT GUNNER Trumpet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . JOHN BARCLAY Trombone. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .PHIL JUDGE Violin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MICHAEL KEELAN CLARE TAYLOR SHELLEY BRITTON ANN MORFEE CHARLIE BROWN LAURA MELHUISH BRIAN WRIGHT NINA FOSTER Cello. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DOM PECHEUR VICKY MATTHEWS NERYS RICHARDS Percussion . . . . . . . . . . . . . CORRINA SILVESTER Music Technology . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PHIJ ADAMS Tap Dancing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .NIKKI BELSHER
RECORDING CREDITS
PRODUCED FOR RECORD. . . . . . . . . . . . SCOTT M. RIESETT & MARC SHAIMAN Recorded at . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ANGEL STUDIOS LONDON JULY 2013 Recording Engineer . . . . . . . . . . . . NIALL ACOTT Assistant Engineer . . . . . . . . . . JOSHUA THOMAS Music Preparation . . . . . . . . . . . . HOTSTAVE LTD JOANNE KANE MUSIC SERVICE Orchestral Management . . . . ANDY BARNWELL for MUSICAL CO-ORDINATION SERVICES LTD. Additional Engineering . . . . . . . . . GARY THOMAS JEREMY MURPHY SCOTT M. RIESETT Additional Assistant Engineer . . . .CHRIS PARKER Sound Design Elements . . . . . . . . . PAUL ARDITTI Mixing Engineer . . . . LAWRENCE MANCHESTER Pro Tools Editing. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IAN KAGEY Additional Music Production . . . . LUCIAN PIANE Additional Mixing . . . . . . . JONATHAN CASTELLI Mastered by . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .VLADO MELLER for MASTERDISK NEW YORK N.Y. Executive in charge of music for WaterTower:. . . . . . . . . . JASON LINN
Music by Marc Shaiman. Lyrics by Scott Wittman & Marc Shaiman. © 2010-2013 Winding Brook Way Music/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP). Except ‘Pure Imagination’. Lyrics and Music by Leslie Bricusse & Anthony Newley. © 1970, 1971 Taradam Music Inc. (BMI).
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