Defunct

defunct (for the funkeh soul)

a soundclownesque, nihilistic and wickedly humorous journey deep into the autistic mauled heart of /lit/ pls no bully pls. NOTES AND ERRATA

Riverrun, past Pinecone's and Jester's

You’re seriously considering making an eminent journal...

… on Google Docs.

Politics aside, Defunct represents all that is noble and all that is base in the collective enterprise of life. There is no comprehensive literary, political or cultural shit going on here, we just wanna come together and write something to express our love for our shitty anonymous internet culture. There will be no recognition of the individual, only a massive group hug composed of semen, swear words, petty arguments, internet maymays, and insults. We represent a loose alliance of allies, shitlords, errant SJWs, literary refuse, and... kool dudes too, not just losers. We stood by eating frozen burritos when Bernie Sanders was harangued off the stages of political prominence. A cavalcade of cowards, we we struggle tirelessly against tireless tireless struggles; the complacent and the passionate meet our derision in equal measure. We also stand for the right to sit, or maybe even kneel or lay down, it’s really up to the individual to decide. Irregardless, we sit for the right to cry over our lost loves, fallen potential, and for the death of the modernist era. why the fuck not? google docs is neato Who will produce the cover art for this damned enterprise? I’ll make something. Hang on, give me a few minutes FUCK YES COVER ART COVER ART IS FOR HIJAB LOVING SAND MUGGLERS WEll, what exactly are we trying to create right now? Nothing; it’s individual impulses run amok under the auspices of collective anonymity. I wish I had spent more time with my parents. t. Bertrand. Here is the template. The point is. Worthless rhetoric between the participants Worthless rhetoric sound fun to me, it’ll be the most autistic thing ever. I’ll st pleb/contrarian/patrician. pleb/contrarian/patrician. 1

>Semantics art. Has any of you ever produced something else than urine, feces and semen ? Sweat. Tears and shedded skin. I have some writing if you wanna see it, you fucking condescending nipple-fuck. Literally closed my tab of Neon Genesis Evangelion to start this, this had better be fucking good. >my tab of NGE -- you fell for the meme. It’s becoming more interesting with every We should use Garamond, it’s the best font. We all like Times New Roman, aye? WAtching dirty japcartoons, kekarooni pepparoni I’d like to take a few minutes to tell you guys about an anecdote. When I was around 15, my father used to be the cook for a hotel that also had a big pool. During the summer break, there were no patrons and the pool was emptied, me and my little brother would play inside. One night, a hedgehog fell inside the pool. When we found it the morning after, we struggled to take him outside of the pool and eventually get him back to the nearby woods. A few days later, hiking, we found a dead hedgehog. I was extremely saddened and overtaken by an overwhelming sense of failure. Was saddened; was overtaken; the bitter memory faded from from prominence as I aged. In my own ancient features features I observe a parallel between my my rheumy eyes and those of that drowned creature. Bro the pool was empty. Reading comprehension ? God I hope the readers notice that. Readers!? All hedgehogs go to heaven. hah,try anf type nowm fuck boy k but I still like Garamond better. I like it, but Times has that sort of official tone to it, the executive in his office getting fellated by his secretary sort of officiality to it. 'Rarity' sez pepe, 'why are you people so obsessed with it?' Garamond is superior, in my opinion. Should there be any way to indicate who is writing which passage, to make things easier for the readers? I don’t think it’s a good idea. Anonymity rules!!! Sometimes when I masturbate I like to hold my foreskin so that it fills with semen.

I then hold it until I feel like getting up and releasing it into a plastic bag that I use for trash hanging from my bedroom doorknob. Chipmunk, we’ll use that to our advantage. “Johnathan Galt” is now the antagonist in our story. You realize the white race is superior, right? we can see your name, orange, right ? What would your mother say. Now, who the fuck is Johnathan Galt? Let us consider the postulates, shall we? An entry level mathematics course for plebs. A course dictated,

orated by a patrician in his mid-thirties, possibly autistic.

© AUTISM INCORPORATED

Good fucking work, Anonymouse. (the ‘e’ to imply they’re female and thus inferior) >tfw no dad to read IJ to me as bedtime story so my autism develops early on >tfw no dad ever “You Ser,” Anonymous started to Socrates, “Are a tool! The joke of history!” (Yes, you fucking nutjob. Said, not complained, nor any other word you treasure in the thesaurus. Just “said,” plain and simple. If only redditors understood this.) Continue. You have put me off my game. Sorry, I’ll mind my business elsewhere. can i be the protagonist? No, you cannot, Anon. also, I’m not using any more capital letters, that’s some bullshit. If you’re not going to be an Elements of Style fag, then quit using commas and periods altogether, faggot. maybe i will ass fuck (im gay like that) Also, stop using banal platitudes like “fuck,” unless you’re in for a precision F bomb. A period, Mr. Sweaterx. don’t tell me what to do, I’ll write how i wanna write, hater you dont control me. 1

Where are all the footnotes, lads?1

Pissing in the shower

what d o t h life

by a stair descendant of e. e. cummings

? i am sorry for being rude, please please forgive forgive me. I forgive forgive you

This tool isn’t very ergonomic. I find it hard to jump lines. will deFUNkt ever be better than TLOTIAT? Yes. No. I don’t know, you fucking twit. What does this shit offer that we have not already created? Impossible m p o 1

everywhere and nowhere -ed.


s s i b l e

1. Footnotes were used by pretentious academics and lazy undergraduates to pad pages.

[this page intentionally left occupied] [occupy this page] [redistribute the ink] and then some stupid anon inserted an unfinished shitty book about zombies lol he wrote many moons ago:

The Follower Chronicles

FUCK OFF JUNO U PIECE OF SHIT NOBODY WANTS UR2 10,000 WORD FANFIC SHIT Juno's Story

It was raining. It always rained in Trance City. It was an unwanted annoyance but I had other preoccupations.Trance City, Business District – 11:13am 22 Hours

To say my arm stung would be an understatement. The pain was immense and I felt light-headed; I could already feel fevers’ fickle fingers beginning to cling to me. I had bandaged it up as best as I could, but I wasn't a nurse, and a foul mixture of pus and blood ha em to leave, telling them I had called the cops. They wouldn't back down. They tore at me, not listening to word I said as if they were stupid... no as if my words were nothing but incomprehensible sounds. I shot them both. I had to. But 2

you’re* -ed.


what happened next, was what scared me most.3 As I went to the old lady to see if she was okay, she ignored my words. She writhed and hissed, her eyes hollow of empathy, understanding... anything human.

The message had stopped there, but it was obvious what had happened. I found certain parts of it intriguing though. When I had said as much to Gina she had replied, "Yeah, doesn't it usually take about twenty-four hours for someone to change?" Something in her eyes had told me she wanted to say more. I had dropped the subject. We had then decided to check upstairs. We were cautious; the blood caked against the carpet was ominous. Gina, Rika and Ginso were to stay downstairs and warn us about any unwanted intrusions. There were three doors, all shut, at the top of the stairs. One of them was a fire escape that lead to the back alley. It was a possible escape route. "Why are we procrastinating? Let's just get the fuck out of here." We were looking down at the alley from the top of the fire escape. It was deserted. The rain pelting its surface slick. "And go where Karl?" replied the Hangman.

He moved cautiously towards the door, the rattling growing ever persistent. As she neared it she felt a light gust of cold air creeping through the gap at the bottom. It was just the wind. She reached towards the chain little too much bare flesh apparent for her liking. She began to apologise, "Oh shit, sorry-", when something from the corner of the room caught her eye. Both Rika and Ginso looked upwards instinctively at the sound of gunshots from upstairs. She ignored it, flicking the cone of light from her torch towards the opposite end of the room. She screamed.

“Poor fuckers,” lamented Shaggy through a cloud of smoke. I lifted my right leg and tentatively prodded the nearest corpse. My hands were clenched tight about my gun and torch, weary and wary. Reassured they weren't about to reanimate I shone my torch around the confines of the room. At some point po int it would have made a nice apartment, spacious if a little dark. The light from my torch

illuminated a large T.V. The screen was cracked like the shell of a boiled egg af tbqhw/m&eeia4 My hand returned the light of my torch to shine on the centre of the room. A young couple were huddled together in a dried puddle of their own blood. A kitchen knife lay discarded next to them. They had slit their own wrists, taken their own lives. I decided they must have acted out of a fear of facing this new world. Similar thoughts had crossed my mind a thousand times. The trail of blood suggested one of them had been bitten. A sudden spike of fear rushed through my spine and I suddenly wanted nothing more than to leave. “There's nothing here. Come on.” Karl was guarding the door warily. Shaggy had found an old Vinyl collection and was flicking through a shelf a ghost of a smile upon his face. The Hangman held up a hand and cocked his ear in the direction of a locked door. Presumably the bathroom. “You hear that?”

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what an amateurish thing to say -- t. a possibly nonexistent future girlfriend who will inevitably cuck you out of happiness. to be quite honest with myself and everyone else in attendance; a play on the /int/ meme ‘tbh’ which is a scourge on all boards

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I listened intently. Shaggy looked up. I could hear it. There was a small scratching sound coming from behind the door. I shared a glance with Eddy and we moved toward the door in slow cautious steps. I heard Karl tssk from behind me. Eddy motioned for me to be ready as he reached toward the door handle. I could feel my heart pounding as his hand enveloped the metal and yanked it downwards in a swift snoming and tripped backwards falling on my arse. The creature jumped on me, its putrid breath cloying my senses, and I struggled to get a grip around its neck my gun forgotten, dropped in my hasty termination to feast.

Strangely a part of me wanted to just give in as if my struggles were an affront. It almost felt intrinsically wrong to deny this animal of opportunity to feed in this new world where death ruled and the main law of order was now survival of the fittest.

other than a sli--------------------

One time I ha d to dig a ditch for a friend’s mom because she would give me a desk if I did it for her. Even though she decided to give me the desk anyway after I was only halfway done with it I kept digging the ditch even though there was no social or pragmatic reason for it. I guess I was so bored that summer that mindless work was more preferable than anything else I could have imagined doing(including motorboating those big ol’ titties).no vandalism pls hahahahahahah he [raped his sister, Phoebe], ironically Some vandalism has literary benefit, just like Banksy’s art is actually the avant garde of our twnety first century metashitposting on walls somewhere in fucking Venice or New York, I don’t fucking care. has anybody else noticed the fact that the cover image is after the cover page? It’s fine like this DONT TOUCH IT oops oops I touc touche hed d it. it. some someon one e move move it back back FUCK FUCKFU FUCK CKFU FUCK CKFU FUCK CK

I PUT THE COVER ART BACK IN IT’S PERFECT PLACE what is u tell me bud perfection? .I’LL FUCKING tell you what perfection is, it’s having the cover art on page 5 or whatever of the doc.

I wasn’t gonna change it, I was just asking, rucking SOMEONE CHANGED IT HOLY SHIT Calm down, Anon. We will cradle you for protection, do not fret!


Don’t tell me to calm down, you don’t know who I am. You don’t know what I went through. I’m going to take a shower now. can i come with you (; I’m afraid not The laborer is entitled to the fruits of his labor. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee death to the bourgeois freedom for the proles what about human nature ever thonkg o it Human nature changes based on the environment the human is put into. Has SCIENCE proved this ??? fuck human nature, wha t these enjambments are cramping my style. bro be careful with jumping lines you’re fucking up everything has human nature ever done for any of us, other than reduce us to muttering retards with delusions of grander and hard-ons for fuckers like T. Pinecone? i actually kind of enjoy the fucked up lines, it is far more “artsy” this was, which i can use to my advantage when Contributing to this is the most joy I've had in life for months, t. Christopher Q PS I am sorry for igniting the memefest that’s so sweet <3 i wanna pick up qts in lelctures sometimes i write customized and personalized erotica to the chubby girls at my university for beer money cause i am extremely p false sense of superiority from doing it. that’s ac t ually kinda kool, do you only do it for chubby girls? where were you when you first realized all categories are just constructs of the mind I was at home reading the phonebook my wandering soul bursted out the indents of my skull “reality is a substract of the mind” no i’d like to think she’d call me back someday.

daddy don’t put that there <333 i do what i does, son ;3 now eat dat watermelon but I did what it is. I don’t do what it doesn’t cummies!


you done did does’d it goof

(roast beef vaginas though, am I right?] (roast

, i’mma

ALLAH. Allah’s (possessive) god? OR, Allah’s (is) god? show you whose god now. ‘

whose’ god are you showing me?

[read Rushdie and die in a cave.]

eh. but dad, god is dead that’s the fucking joke, figgot guys this is embarrassing your font color is embarrassing well they are the ones who are most interested in it cause I think they have lower self esteem. <- missing a hyphen woah (it’s ‘whoa’) sorry man I don’t know how to correctly use hyphens “self esteem esteem is just a spook” <- missing a hyphen <- i gave up precise formatting for a raison, bro. -Sweatysex ---sweaterx You’re all missing a hymen. Notes and errata your mother is probably just the notes and errata of my sexual life. For you. I feel kinda sad about the fact that this is the most i have written in a very long while Iktf.

iktf2bb


Yeah, but then again you are the only one to blame for that. This is fun, I like it. It’s ok though, because this is objectively more important than anything you have ever written though i am not to blame, i am just a spook a spooky sweater spook do you think that pinecone would suck wallace’s duck wuck? can I insert a picture of a hedgehog ok ill do it wait plz no hedgehog, it’ll make me upset ;;-;;

why do hedgehogs upset you ? i think they are cute WHY DO HEDGEHOGS SUDDENLYy APpEAR EVERY TIME U ARE NeAR?? they trigger me, but only in a post-ironic matter, so it’s okay Oppressive shitlord ehehehe hedgehogs are kinda cool I guess is this new sincerity, or is it post-irony? because i would prefer it to be newI THINK THAT IT’S POSTHUMANIST LITERATURE ACTUALLY. I think it’s just rubbish. sincerity. N’écoutez pas ce que je dis je ne pense jamais qu’a l’écrit des livres des mémoires enfermés dans mes placards des tiroirs entiers de pensées a jamais plongées dans le noir il est trop tot pour tout jeter pour tout relire il est trop tard des reliques grises ou dorées sur une étagère trop haute et elle continue de monter on peut etre bien que c’est ma faute toçut ca n’a plus vraiment d’importance tout ca n’a plus vraiment d’importance

i pray mi dick get big as the effeil tower so i can fugg the world for 72 hours J’ai une tour d’effiel dans mon pantalooooooons. ;] Kurwa, reddit. ;_; WE ARE PART OF SOMETHING Are you sure the whole is greater than the totality, the absolute sum of its integral parts? Don’t lay this Descartian bullcrap on me, son. I’ve been to Harvard and I swear on all the antediluvian muses I will wipe your faulty ontological argument out the the window. Yes, he has been to Harvard, and Yale, and Princeton… for each


of those universities has a Burger King and he has dominated the bathrooms of each of those restaurants in turn. I WOULD SAY THAT THE NATURE OF THE INDIVIDUAL PARTS AND THEIR RELATION TO THE GREATER THING IS JUST AS IMPORTANT TO THE… ACTUALLY NO FUCK I’D SAY THAT THIS TRANSCENDS THE INDIVIDUAL/HIVEMIND DICHOTOMY IF U GET WHAT I MEAN. >transcending dichotomies -- your are going places kid. The whole is clearly greater than the sum of its parts, because they only way to coherently describe them as “its” parts is ifpl the whole is already existent to be referred to. In other words, the whole is prior to every part of itself. They only became parts when there was a whole for them to be parts of. Before this they were wholes in themselves I’M HEAVY ON CAPS LOCK TO GIVE THIS PIECE TYPOGRAPHICAL LF LF AVOUR. You mean emphasis?WELL PARTLY THAT.

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You see, typographical flavo

r, whatever in every pederasts’ share of tight boipussy is, does

britbongs out.

not really amount to much in the final script. Heavy on the Caps Lock, don’t you think, Kraken?

-=the kraken is large, so it should © AUTISM INCORPORATED

have large letters, obviously. =Needs more vaporwave. WHY DO YOU CALL HIM KRAKEN DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE HIS EXISTENCE holy fuck we are 10 pages into this shit… in a moment, i may be forced to leave my home

WHY ?

i need to know or i won’t be able to g2sleep

will somebody else be able to take over the task of archiving for the interval that i am gone? Yes I will try to do so Archive my arse, li’l shit. (drops in2 li’l shit’s deep rhymz:) ay yo dey call me li’l shit caus i be up in dis shit for a bit, but only in a small way, coz dis nigga be a short-ay lemme hear dem ladies say hey, when i sling my dick like a crack rock over my shoulder, cause it belongs in a fire truck dat was a methapor, you stupid whore, im reffering to my dick as a hose because its long (and gets longer when it grows) niggaz should see my erection win more cards than a trump in an election dolan, donald, is this guy even from the world peace out………………. out………………. li’l shit be on top of the world

LITERATURE WAS A MISTAKE ALL OF IT IT’S RUBBISH. -Foucault i agree with whoever wrote this \(^v^)/ Never leave Always online Tick tacking away Sobbing >tfw no gf wrong gf wrong zhade of green WHY CAN’T I INSERT IMAGE?


only good line tbh

Hello

Hello

So yell

Picasso

You sound that beat ?

She seems unique, like a Pessoan sub-heteronym.

That’s a steed

*********kek********* *********kek*********

Don’t share mimic.

Raise the blades now, numa numa yeah.

Holy fuck, 12 pages. IF U KEEP ON TELLING US HOW MANY PAGES WE’VE DONE WE WON’T NEED PAGE NUMBERS WHEN WE GET THIS PRINTED INTO A LEATHER BOUND BOOK. YOU KNOW WHAT I ACTUALLY UNIRONICALLY LIKE THAT IDEA. >2015 >unironically liking things Pleb. I listen to noice unironically. that’s deep, bucko are we ever going to have any plot to this shit, or are we just going to keep pounding whatever retarded shit jumps into our heads onto our keyboards into the coll( OMG NO ONE CAN SEE ME CUSS ALL THE FAGGS ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE)ective cluster-fuck that is this document? Lol jk i can see you. NO Sorry. pls why u do dis. like really man why are you up here, i kinda feel, like a faggot now. HEY WHICH FUCKER CHANGED THE FONTS TO NORMAL OH OH CAN´T WE USE COMIC-SANS`? I will leave you up here ALONE. WELL, LIKE THIS WHOLE THING WAS CONCEIVED MORE AS LIKE A POETRY/SHORT STORY JOURNAL O, I THI NK IT’S APPROPRIATE THAT IT’S A BIT OF A CLUSTERFUCK i know what is was cocieved as, i began this shit, kraken and now, like a greek hero, the kraken i shall slay. HOW DO U MEAN BABE?

my heat is red; sock my sock is soul, blood red heart; cry mt. fuji: it snows


a poem by the spooky sweater spook (MY GAY DAD) i may be gay, but i am not father to the creatures of the depths, kraken I CAME OUT MY ASSHOLE AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO CHANGE THAT. I’M LIKE SOME GREEK ZEUS CRACKIN’ OPEN FATHER SKULL MOTHERFUCKING HENTAI 2017 DEATH SHIT This journal has been in existence for about 24 minutes now… it is about time for a schism or a split , some sort of ideological or artistic division or renunciation. IN WHAT SENSE? Someone might make a blasphemous proclamation, like the need for editorship editorship and then others could react bitterly against that assertion. OK I’LL MAKE A BLASTPHEMOUS PROCLAMATION: I THINK THAT DEFUNCT AUGUST 2015 IS AMONG THE GREATEST PIECES OF ART EVER, UNIRONICALLY this journal has always existed in the creative nothingness of the

kkkosmos , however, it is just

beginning to take physical form. guys, the kraken gets to be a kool monster thing, can i be a kool monster thing too?

www.4chan.biz 4chhan is a bad site, tumblr told me so


I met a girl the other night, and I told her that I didn’t do anything but read and browse the internet. And she said that’s all she did too. She asked if I used the reddit literature subreddit, and I told her I went to 4chan’s literature board. She said 4chan seemed scary. 4chan is pretty spooky tbh. 4chan is nowhere near as spooky as i/the sweater(wearing goblin -----But the pool is closed, sir. I have changed my name, in the suer settings for my gmail account, to better reflect my recent transformation into a sweater wearing goblin or imp depending on which term you prefer/as well as which mythology,folklore,gaylord (Mika?) you are the most fond of i just copypasted ten thousand words of shit i wrote years ago Interesting. Hey, do you mind if we skim and edit it accordingly? of course. so you d o mind? its pretty dreadful Holy FUCK THE 15000 WORDS STORY SOMEONE JUST PASTED IN , dude/duddett. It’s cool, nobody here is judgmental…. sort of. YEAH I NOTICED THAT. NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT BUT YEAH AS CROW IS SAYING, CAN WE DO SHIT TO IT, SO IT’S INKEEPING WITH THE THEME OF THIS PROJECT? EG ADD IN PHOTOS OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG AND MAKING WORDS 43 POINT IMPACT

YO I GOT INTO THE BEST ARTSCHOOL IN THE UK <33 I’M SO HAPPY BUT I MIGHT GET REJECTED IF I DON’T GET THE GRADES :’( who needs ‘art’ school when you got the school of /lit/ I DON’T NEED ART SCHOOL, BUT THERE ARE LOTS OF GAY SEX THAT I CAN GO AND HAVE oh the bum/front bum sex…. ive heard about that YOU SHOULD TRY IT, ASK YOUR DAD :^) idk my dad ;_: OFFER HIM BUMSEX WITH YOUR BOIPUSSY HE MIGHT MAKE CONTACT. REALTALK, I\M SOORRYY TO HEAR THAT IF IT’S TRU <333 oh well, hes probably a faggot anyway ps. i have nothing against homosexuals and find them quite… normal ME 2 That pretty much sums up every school. PHONT BRIGHT PINK THANK YOU TO WHOEVER DID THIS. You’re welcome, I guess… I sort of regret it in the back of my mind. Seriously the 10k words wall is horrid. no problem bud no sonic shit, pls i cannot handle that level of autism it’s not autism, it’s shit I don’t have a joke


you guys shit out that much in an hour? it’s already almost a book, no way we could actually make a ‘magazine’ interesting to see tha the post got like two replies, then 2-3 replies in the thread, but there’s 13 ppl in the doc Yes. I said yes, oh yes oh yes I yes said yes, we just did Someone pasted in 10k words of his fanfic though.

you dumbass/sonic is the most autistc (read: fastest) (you shit

autism is a sp(eed)ook i am the spook, i am the sweater)wearing goblin, and goblins are mad spooky/yo all of punctuation is mine to expierment with. why the fuck did we let that one anon paste all that shit in? -sweater)wearing goblin BECAUSE THAT IS THE PHILOSOPHY OF THIS VENTURE. I DON’T LIKE IT, AND IT LOOKS KIND OF SHIT, BUT IF WE POINT BLANK DELETE IT, THEN THISS WHOLE THING IS A CONCEPTUAL FAILURE copypatse guy here -- so I can post all of my other shit too? P LEASE LEASE DON’T. what is it about? kek kek fnatsy ^high at an [8] right now tbh amirite uptop i dont like anything/that’s why i used halfchan. fuck punctuation it is for idiots that are scared of people thinking they cant write and dont know shit it is dumb and i never use it because its so dumb Are you saying, with all that needless nee dless diatribe you spewed all over the page, that punctuation is oppressive? yes that is what im saying i guess Well, invent an alternative, genius. clear off No thanks, k bai. Two McDoubles + Big Mac sauce Small fry Unsweet tea 20 piece McNugget Club sandwich Large Coke

Listen to Dopesmoker or die a cockspank. electric wizard is better than sleep imo; I the Witchfinder is probably the greatest song ever written in the ‘stoner rock’ genre. dude, fucking dopesmoker by sleep is such an amazing song/and i know a lot about music because/as you know/ i am a goblin who also happens to have a sweater* my transformation was mostly inspired by the brilliant example set by the wonderful being that we all know as the karekn. how many pages should this be in total/becase/at the moment.


Well, what are we writing for, faggots? Are we serializing a bunch of stories or are we just dropping shit unsparingly and calling it art? WELL EITHER’S GOOD

I THINK WE SHOULD REMOVE THAT COPYPASTA SHIT. LIKE LEAVE SOME OF IT, SO IT STILL MAKES THE POINT, BUT I DONT LIKE THIS CANCER but i do like other types of cancer -- specifically throat and breast =] You’re all fucking infested by memes. Seek help. *dials reddit* Hello Reddit? Hi. This is 4chan. We don’t want our memes anymore. What’s that? You’ll take them all? That’s brill---oh and then you’ll send them back but watered down and recycled? Well that’s no good. Fuck you reddit. This has been a short allusion to the relationship between 4chan and reddit. Truly, a masterpiece. Get meme’d, kiddo B/ What animal am I, people? kraken/you are wise/please tell us why we should remove the copy pasta// Blank Banshee or die This should just be a va vaporw porwave ave zine zine fuck that, this should be something new YES, I LIKE THAT It’s not like this venture has a strong core concept behind it, but if we hope for anyone to read this ( at least partially) 10k words copypasta won’t help I THINK THAT, WHILE ALLOWING THE COPYPASTA WOULD COUNT AS SOME SORT OF CONCEPTUAL VICTORY, REMOVING IT AND THEREFORE DESTROYING THE IDEALS OF THIS VENTURE SERVES AS 5 6 7

AN EVEN GREATER VICTORY BC 1 OF THE MAIN POINTS OF THIS (A.D.

venture [nice 1 crow]

{thanks man}) IS HOW JUST WELL LIKE EVERYTHING IS DEAD AND NOTHING IS SACRED BASICALLY kraken/wonderful as always/has made an excellent point/one which we should all consider// does anybody else want to take up the mantle of some creature from folklore/because i grow lonely/with just karken &he is a kraken&/ and myself &i am a goblin&// YH THERE’S CROWS AND TORTOISES, MAKE URSELVES KNOWN IN THIS CONCEPTUAL, FORMAL DEBATE, YOU BASTARDS i agree// e// DON’T PUT THAT, DELETE IT, IT WILL ONLY FACILITATE CATASTROPHE there/it has been fixed//THANKS HUN <3 <3 <3 i apologize/kraken/my intent was not to cause undue unrest// I AM COPYPASTE GUY. WHAT ANIMAL DO I BEAR THE NAME OF? you are a turtle/i bear the name of a goblin/no?

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An no Domini: In the year of our Christ, Son of God. This vaguely refers us to Campbell’s monomythical cycle, as does perhaps the prevalent oeuvre of literature we have received both prior to our Lord’s revelation and thencefrom. Proceed after having hailed Mary thrice, heathens. 6 That’s a big font. 7 For you.


fuck tho, turtles be kinda meek and slow MOCK TURTLE FROM ALICE IN WONDERLAND, YOU ARE ONE OF THE GREATEST FOLKLORIC BEASTS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN EXISTENTIAL QUANDRY, LIEK U BASICALLY DON’T EXIST BUT U DO shroedingeroos cat? EXACLTY, AS I WAS THINKING BUT I DIDN’T SAY IT BECAUSE I HAVE A VENEER OF ILLITERACY 2 UPHOLD. keep it up. tuttles are cool/don’t be mean. anyway. get rid. keep. i dont really care. 15 people editing, this is now mainstream, rip, I remember when this used to be good. OK, COPYPASTA HAS BEEN MINIMIZED, NOT DESTROYED/REKT (good edit), BUT JUST MADE SO IT’S NOT SO MUCH OF A PIECE OF FUCK DOORSTOPPER MIDDLE TO THIS CLUSTERSHITLAND Thanks fam. OI FAM U CAN’T B CAPSLOCK TOO. I LOVE YOU, PLEASE DO THIS 4 ME <3 <3 <3 JUST I’m turtle so from now on I will be red. Bet you didn’t see that coming. I DIDN’T CUZ IM LIKE A KRAKEN WITH COLORBLINDNESS can someone tell me what the fuck is up with this tbh/fam meme? how did it sspill over to 4chan? i have seen it on nigger (upstanding (upstanding gentleman of the african persuasion)8 forums forever, what’s it doing here9 i return/spoke the goblin as he returned returned IS GOBLIN STILL GOBLIN OR HAS U CHANGED ANIMALS/FOLKLORIC SHIT? My grandmaman died earlier today Or maybe yesterday. Not even kidding I'm sad She have a fat(as fat(as opposed to the more popular, skinny one) existentialism. one) existentialism. Witty social commentary ←-- DIS DA REAL SHIT, SICK MEMES (CRYING WITH LAUGHTER EMOJI, over100 EMOJI ETC.) 3hunna bang bang oh wow old memes I WAS SITTING IN THIS BLACK LEATHER DESK CHAIR W/MY FIST UP MY ASS

be careful of prolapse.

My black jeans, covered in Cheeto dust and the stuff that’s on Dominos pizza crust, will never be washed. YO, I LOVE THAT MONOTYPE CORSIVA FONT, THAT’S UR THING NOW>>>

WHO /ALCOHOL/ HERE? /slav&proud/ ™ ima proud slave and i dont need no freederm 8

Also known as basketball american < I just pissed myself, non ironically Call a doctor, ironically. and post resultz? yea tbh fam. idk. my mum works in an nhs call centre, and so i know the stupid calls they receive and i dont really want my number to be ‘brownlisted’ (they brownlist all the idiots) maybe you belong on that list, from the beg-inning. beg-inning. it’s like pottery. i’m also brown, so in that respect, too, it works. 9 ironic shitposting is still shitposting, apparently.


stupid white-man abolitionists, tellin me what to do jus let a cuck be a cuck? naw wt m syng 12 years a Cuck (this needs to be a meme) U NO, THIS BLACK LEATHER DESK CHAIR, MY DAD AND ME FOUND LITERALLY ON THE STREET WE WHEELED IT BACK 2 HIS HOUSE AND WASHED THE CUMSTAINS OFF IT (NOT JOKING) AND IT WAS LIKE OLD, BUT IT’S LIKE COMFY AS FUCK You can’t do double-footloose (kevin bacon <3) here, what a shitty tool. That’s why DFW killed himself. I still censor myself, even when totally anonymous.

how the fuck can i see what animal am i? :)))) le oldfag Lol newfag ;)))) U HOVER UR MOUSE OVER UR CURSOR YOU DUMB CUCK

nothing fucking happens MAYBE YOU’RE A FUCKING MORON THEN, IDK. UR AN IBEX FUCK IT. this shit is dying anyway,

OK PEOPLE, IS SWEATERX AND GOBLIN AND TURTLE AND CROW STILL HERE BC U GUYS WERRE THE Ye hi REAL OG SHIT AND IT’S GETTING STAGNANT WHAT IS MY NAME YOURNAME IS CHINCHILLA im turtle, i just popped in my shell for a sex ← geninuine typo but ill let it slide, becoz, omg “he sed sex” Once, in telling the friend that habitually drove me home, from the high school we both attended, that I would need a moment, I texted him, ‘I’ll need just a sex,’ and the surrounding group of friends, the three of them, my sister, her boyfriend (it’s weird/sad to have a crush on your sister’s boyfriend, huh), and him, all laughed heartily. Yo seagull. Guys. I have a gf. No meme. And she’s muslim. Also no meme. WELL THAT’S GOOD. GOOD FOR YOU. 17 I HOPE THAT YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER AND HER PARENTS CUT YOUR HANDS OFF

>>>>>>post nudes<<<<<< AND THEN DECAPITATE U tbh I wouldn’t be surprised. but not because of >religion, but because her mum is bat shit insane and very abusive


i have never 10 seen a vagina how does her vag smell? better than most.

im sorry. i spend most most of my

days wanking to tranny cock.

ok THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE REAL 4CHAN^

GIT ER DUN 17. get it xD GUYS THERE IS EITHER A SMALL HORNET OR A VERY BIG WASP IN MY ROOM WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO hornets are bros. execute order 66. fuck you sheev kill yourself <<< THIS IS THE CORRECT ANSWER. WILL REPORT BACK SOON WITH RESULTS.

“we could to this fucking shit live.we should put a screen in an art gallery, and make some cucks watch us mem and banter, as a live performance.” -- geniuz anon I AGREE WITH THIS SHIT. I’M GOING 2 ARTSCHOOL AND THIS SHIT IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I WILL EVER DO guys. GUYZ. the people on the page below are creating some more interesting shit. we need to up our game. I HAVE MOVED ON. IT IS BETTER. THIS WAS DESCENDING INTO CUCKSHIT.

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except for my mothers(underrated footnote) your mother has an underrated footnote? #######Rekt


OK I KILLED MYSELF BUT THE HORNETWASP IS STILL HERE. YOU GUYS FUCK YOU.

Bane: the analogous meme to the selfish gene; When the regime finally realised how objectivity had met its grim end and the whole shitheap fell apart into subjective junctures of a fanatical highway to heel(sic) Subjective permeates the lot of reality as such. ever since then no trace of object or objectivity has been found. seemingly reality was much overestimated when we collectively assumed its independence from observer and subject. the expression the world is what you make of it got a more literal meaning. blobs of intelligence (in the loosest sense of the word) now rule and duke it out in a fight of subjectivity akin to the child play where suddenly your friend is wearing a bulletproofvest of diamonds, yet not at all like that since now there isn’t any point of reference just a whirlpool of damaged deformed defunct psychological goo and thus it all ended.

Four Uneducated or Unrelated Notes on Logical Forms and

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Memekind cut. ----4 Ethics is the conservation of aesthetics is a unique aesthetic. Understanding - as your typical person has it - will depend on whichever referential framework one puts their data to. One example is the common sense, the sort of thing built alongside with a sound person, the very least. The methods are simple enough, and yet there may never converge two differing explanations to a problem, each having been scrutinized from odd angles. A layman's logic, roughly speaking, and with loose appropriation of the word "logic," comes at heavy odds to that of a scientist's intuition and logic. What is responsible, furthermore, for all this controversy is nothing more simple that an obscurity, the absence of a referee from which to conclude judgments won favorably upon all objections. Now, the case being, that with the scientist all rules, axioms, presupposed logic retreats all back to the state with which nature was first wrought, yet, to the commoner he holds what are unassailable, elementary truths of a common life, uncontradicting their nature promisingly. With this in mind, no statements or propositions can be verified ultimately its truth values or naught without in an absence of structure, by which answers can be obtained and questions ordinated proper. As to something's meaning, we may say it's of primal dependence on the manner with which an argument is presented or made way for in our select system, and there is a vast selection of tools at our disposal, such as semantics or ordinary language or multiple calculi, et al. (Rudimentary remark). Can we construct a contradicting meme? But to what use would we benefit of its memes (or contradictions, equally, and since falsities are to some extent lesser truths (Although, deception is the truest act.) we may rely on all statements within a system that correspond to a set of axioms to convey any sense or set of information) and how are they brought into the world? The value of a proposition in a "safe" logical environment implies said object cannot contradict the slightest of our devised system, otherwise it is nonsensical to act upon its implications. Yet, what does this all mean? The elements of a system contradicting itself - if possible for any arguments to blossom forth from are what, then? Under what conditions in a framework can two propositions each at odds with the other settle harmoniously in another? (Rudimentary remark). my ass hirts Use more lub next time. hdhdhdhslfjlds ufkc luck cuck duck fuck cuck fuck luck duck fuck cuck fuck luck fuck cuck duck. You better and underscored in order to highlight his self-entitled anger (CRAWLING IN MY SKIN)) keep this in the final draft. Did you just ejaculate on the google doc? - he ejacluated, to no one in particular. Despite the fact that there were several other anons in the document, editing in a childish manner such as he, he could not help but feel extremely alone. It was a symptom of his greater condition. That of being a cunt. No one really wants to speak to a cunt. The cunt and his younger, more febrile brother, the bastard, (he paused suddenly to take a glass of water, feeling as if someone were watchignghnghhnng11 him from beyond his blackout blackout curtains) you see, have a particlualry difficult existence. How does one become a cunt? Are you born a cunt? Or do you become a cunt? It seemed as if, he thought, that someone who might know the answer to this

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questionSPOOKYSPOOKYSPOOKYSPOOKYSPOOKYIAMBETTERTHANEVERYONE, because of their great cuntingness, was the person behind the blind. The one watching his every move. The cunt. I’m watching you write, do you feel the pressure? I’m laughing at every mistake you make, you impotent, stop writing I say! Why is the shame not stopping you? I see you. Cunt. WHAT ARE RELATIONiAL AESTHETICS? THIS IS A TIME SENSITIVE QUESTION. PLS MOM.

tell your new bitch she can suck a dick tell your new bitch she can suck a dick tell your new bitch she can suck a dick tell your new bitch she can suck a dick tell your new bitch she can suck a dick tell your new bitch she can suck a dick tell your new bitch she can suck a dick

YO YO YO, EVERY1 LETS DO SOMETHING TO THIS FINNEGAN’’’S (>’) WAKE EXTRACT: Where the fuck did you get this from, Anon? FINNEGANS WAKE.Yes yes, we know this. Where [FINNEGANS WAKE IS UP ONLINE IN ITS ENTIRETY] did you get the annotated version? So is Ulysses, I understand. IDK, FAM. Hold up, let me bring you a link , if I can find it. I’M

GOING TO MINIMIZE THIS FONT OTHERWISE IT’S GOING TO CAUSE CANCER. Just get rid of it, fam. it already reads like it were (was written here, silly anon) written here Chest Cee! 'Sdense! Corpo di barragio! you spook (stirner is a le spook xD) of visibility © AUTISM INCORPORATED

in a freakYfRog, of mixed sex cases among goats, hill cat and plain mousey, Bigamy Bob and his old Shanvocht! The Blackfriars treacle plaster outrage be liddled! Therewith was released in that kingsrick of Humidia a poisoning volume of cloud barrage indeed. Yet all they who heard or redelivered are now with that family of boards and Vergobretas Vergobretas himself himself and the crowd of Caraculacticors as much no more as be they not yet now or had they then notever been. Canbe in some future we shall presently here here amid amid those zouave zouave players players of Inkermann the meme mumming mumming the the mick memes and his nick miming miming their their maggies maggies,, Hilton St Just (Mr ( Mr Frank Smith), Ivanne Ste Austelle (Mr J. F. Jones), Jones ), Coleman of Lucan

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whistled him before he had curtains up they are whistling him still after his curtain's doom's doom's doom. doom. Ei fů. His husband, poor old A'Hara (Okaroff?) crestfallen crestfallen by by things and down at heels at heels at the time, they squeak squeak,, accepted the (Zassnoch ( Zassnoch!) !) ardree's ardree's shilling shilling at the conclusion of the Crimean war and, having flown his wild geese, alohned (is that even a word?) in crowds to warnder on like Shuley Luney, enlisted in Tyrone's Tyrone's horse, horse, the Irish whites, and soldiered soldiered a a bit with Wolsey Wolsey under under the assumed assumed name name of Blanco Blanco Fusilovna Fusilovna Bucklovitch (spurious (spurious)) after which the cawer and the marble halls of Pump Court Columbarium Columbarium,, the home of the old seakings seakings,, looked upon each other and queth queth their their haven evermore evermore for for it transpires that transpires that on the other side of the water it came about that on the field of Vasileff's Cornix inauspiciously inauspiciously with with his unit he perished,, saying, this papal leafless to old chap give, perished chap give, rawl chawclates for mouther -in-louth -in-louth.. Booil . Poor old dear Paul Horan, Horan, to satisfy his literary as well as his criminal aspirations aspirations,, at the suggestion thrown out by out by the doomster in loquacity lunacy lunacy,, so says the D

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inmates in the northern counties. Under the name of Onani he inmates in may have been the utility man of man of the troupe troupe capable capable of sustain sustain-ing long parts at short notice. notice . He was. Sordid Sordid Sam, Sam, a dour decent decent deblancer , the unwashed unwashed,, haunted haunted always always by his ham ham,, the unwished unwished,,

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at a word from Israfel Israfel the the Sum

after life's upsomdowns upsomdowns one one hallowe'en hallowe'en night, night, ebbrous ebbrous and and in the state of nature, propelled propelled from from Behind into the great Beyond by footblows coulinclouted coulinclouted upon upon his oyster and and atlas on behanged and behooved behooved and and behicked and behulked of his last fishandblood © AUTISM INCORPORATED

bedscrappers, a Northwegian and his mate of the Sheawolving class. Though the last straw glimt glimt his his baring baring this this stage thunk thunkhard hard is said (the pitfallen gagged gagged him him as 'Promptboxer 'Promptboxer ') ') to have solemnly said — as had the brief thot thot but but fell in till his head like a bass dropt dropt neck neck fust in till a bung crate (cogged cogged!): !): Me drames drames,, O'Loughlins,, has come through! O'Loughlins through ! Now let the centuple celves of my egourge as Micholas de Cusack calls Cusack calls them, — of all of whose I in my hereinafter of of course by recourse demission demission me me — by the coincidance of their contraries re amalgamerge amalgamerge in in that indentity

50 UP of undiscernibles undiscernibles where where the Baxters Baxters and and the Fleshmans Fleshmans may may they cease to bidivil uns uns and and (but at this poingt poingt though though the iron thrust of his cockspurt cockspurt start start might have prepared us we are well well-nigh stinkpotthered stinkpotthered by by the mustardpunge mustardpunge in in the tailend tailend)) this outandin brown outandin brown candlestock candlestock melt melt Nolan's12 into peese peese!! This FW shit suits the whole thing so much holy memes stream of consciousness is dead, but we can make $$ on $$tream$$ of consciousness and memes. STREAMY MEMES. STREAMY CREAMY MEMES.we should come up with a plot, like, a guy shoots up a theater. make some outline and fill it with our juicy consciousnesses and memes. I propose that we make it about a bunch of bored, witless fools writing a shitty story using google docs. VERY METAFICTIONAL IF A LITTLE LAZY. BUT LAZY IS OK BC THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT WE ARE. The conflict can be them trying to think of a narrative and then the action they take can be them writing a story about a bunch of bored, witless fools writing a shitty story using google docs. that’s pretty dank and actually p. fucking good idea for a novel(
Bravo!


i think paul auster who in the fuck is paul auster i hope this is bait everything bait everything is bait in the world of anonymityv anonymityv ~- paololo cololelo cololeloand and why dont i care could write it, make it like the new york trilogy I’m gonna track you down, all of you and get rid of you so I can get this published under my name, now there’s a plot. Pls dont im only 16(dont you just love watching teenage girls putting their hairbrushes up their cunts on cam. and their creamy juices drip from that hole hairbrushes have)links pls, i want to c some stinky pussies, (UNDERAGE BANNED)that’s what she said, before I inserted my turgescent member into her softest parts. (BANNED) YH BUT I’M A FUCKING KRAKEN SO GOODLUCK W/THAT BUDD “You can say what you want about nazis but they had some stylish cuts.” worst here. WHY AM I WORST? PLS He is 2nd worst after me i think. Crow was the best, I quoth. God knows where he went. When I was in first year of middle school, I had a crush on this girl with long raven hair who was somewhat cute. Well I didn’t say anything until the end of middle school, and at the end of the final year, she confessed to me that she was attracted to my sorry ass. I panicked and ended up running away. She kept a grudge against me during all high school. WHAT AGE DO YOU ATTENT MIDDLE SCHOOL? 13-15? Right now I’m hanging out nakedappartment until my roomate comes back from the south tomorrow. Pozdrawiam mamę. lol, polska na 4 chanie 11- 15 where I live it varies

A Brief Essay Concerning the Ineluctable Ontology of the Inception of Our Literary Movement: Anarcho-Synergism/Collective Consciousness IT CAN /B/ AGREED THAT ALL THAT EXISTS EXISTS ON 1 LEVEL AS INFORMATION. DATA POINTS IN A FUCKING MASSIVE HYPER-REAL SIMULATION. INFORMATION RELIES ON AN © AUTISM INCORPORATED

UNDERLYING UNDERLYING SYSTEM OF LANGUAGE. LANGUAGE. AS SUCH, WHEN EXTENDED OVER AN EFFECTIVELY EFFECTIVELY INFINI INFINITE TE PERIOD PERIOD OF TIME, TIME, P. MUCH MUCH INFINI INFINITE TE PERMUT PERMUTATI ATIONS ONS OF THE LANGUA LANGUAGE GE CAN EXIST. WHAT I’M GETTING AT IS THAT EVERY CONTENT THAT CAN EXIST DOES EXIST ON LIKE A THEORETICAL LVL. SO BASICALLY ANYTHING THAT’S MADE IS JUST COLLAPSING THE QUANTU QUANTUM M POSSIB POSSIBILI ILITY TY OF WHAT’S WHAT’S GONNA GONNA GET SHITPO SHITPOSTE STED D NEXT. NEXT. COLLEC COLLECTIV TIVE E CONS CONSCI CIOU OUSN SNES ESS. S. IT’S IT’S POST POSTHU HUMA MAN, N, YO. YO. IT’S IT’S NOW NOW YO. YO. IT’S IT’S FRES FRESH. H. EVER EVERYO YONE NE THAT THAT EXISTS IS CONTENT AS WELL AS THE CONTENT THAT EXISTS. U CAN SEE THIS MANIFEST IN THE FACT THAT WE’RE ALL ANONS ON 4CHAN. WHEN EVERYONE IS UPLOADED FROM THE CLOUD, DATA STREAMS OF YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND POSTS ABOUT CUCKS ON 4CHAN WILL ILL B BASI BASIC CALLY ALLY IND INDISTI ISTIN NGUIS GUISHA HAB BLE FROM FROM 1ANO 1ANOTH THER ER.. OR IF THEY THEY’R ’RE E NOT NOT INDIS NDISTI TING NGUI UISH SHAB ABLE LE,, THEN THEN THEI THEIR R DIFF DIFFER EREN ENCE CES S WI WILL LL BE INCON NCONSE SEQ QUENT UENTIA IAL. L. (inconsequential differences would most likely render such indistinguishable, besides, depending on the equivalence relations at hand.) WE WANT 2 MEMORIALIZE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THIS DATACHAOS. IT’S BEAUTIFUL FUCK U. no u tbh. μ ★ ≪ ( penis)

hmm YO TURTLE CAN U HELP ME WRITE THIS ESSAY/TELL ME WHAT U THINK i think it needs more obfuscation. perhaps you should ask another anon, im sorry to have failed u I <3 U BABY This is a table all about how

my narrative got twisted upside down

id like to take a minute so just sit right there

and ill tell you a story about memes

Nico is cute, cute! There is a lot of sophisticated hentai that’s much more mature than 3d porn.

Someone better call the faggots from the Poetry Critique thread. We need a balance of meter. someone better call the firebrigade cause i need a little dousing you punk as sbithc Someone better call the cops somebody better call the cops yo - Limp Peniz i like modern poetry(like stuff litterally made this year), but i dont get the classic, how fucked am i? read western wind by nims (serious btw) never heard of it. do i need a physical copy? wtf is that book © AUTISM INCORPORATED

"I like modern art said /lit/ while drinking something specific" What in a pineapple full of STDs is a “sbithc”? It’s like a cchiun but more ferocious. >yfw you will never fuck rimbauds boipussy >wanting to fuck a guy who can’t even into metre >j’espère sérieusement que vous ne faites pas ca. Look here, figball. I don’t want to be called a terrorist just because I speak slithernegro language. OH OK AMERIFAT we should take this ‘collective consciousness’ shit somewhere further that just this real-time shitposting. WE? How about you How about me How about nothing How about anything How about I have no ideas i think we need a plot, a real simple plot. but it’s not like we’re ever gonna actually make anything, that would require work.I feel like this is more of an elaborated chat-log, that a literary piece now.But arent we making something right now? “We must imagine sisyphus shitposting.” - Sartre after being awarded the Dank Man Meme Prize The notion that this endeavor could ever lead to something was baseless to begin with. the notion that you shouldn’t kill yourself is baseless, pure ideology. HEY SOMEONE GO UP AND HELP ME WITH MY PIECE OF SHIT ESSAY. Have you been having a hard time waking up ? We just limit ourselves to a single page and mass edit it until it becomes something. Nevermind that’s a terrible idea it would just end up being nigger nigger nigger ni there has been a surpsisingly low amount of ‘nigger’ actually… i could cry im so proud gger wasp not necesairly, this shit has some potential, but we would have to progress past shitposting and into work

I finally found the way To wipe my tears away All I needed was me To get myself free © AUTISM INCORPORATED

My spirit got a lift All life is a gift Once inspired To much I aspired I just can't be subtle Life's become a chuckle Chorus You hear me roar (ree) You hear me shout (ree) I am Happy How I turned out You hear me roar (fucking normies) You hear me shout (fucking normies) I am Happy How I turned out -

Some Some guy guy on R9K R9K1

(jk bro just messin with ya) u made a le funny

OH GOD MY PRECIOUS NARRATIVE! GIVE ME BACK MY NARRATIVE§ THE HORROR THE HORROR 1. Note that no person on /r9k/ has never been happy, happy, this poem is just a parody of their memes memes Unable to realease my pent-up frustration through expression on a google doc, I decided to head to the nearest elementary school and break all hell loose, to the judge I said: it was the fault of that animal who deleted muh narrative.

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T hat was bad.s YOUNG LOVE NEEDY TEXTS EMPTY SEX

After I come inside her mouth nothing is worth it anymore if some fucking cunt deleted all that shit, i swear on me mum, I’m gonna be mad sitting in my room No one has ever done that No one has ever done that in the history of DOTA i feel ashemed that i know this meme

>playing videogames I USED TO BE SEROIUSLY ADDICTED TO DOTA2 what was your MMR THERE WAS NO MMR THEN IF IM CORRECT, CORRECT, JUST LEVELS, AND WE PLAYED TEAM SHIT ANYWAY kidCIRCA 2012, IT WAS REAL HARD TO END THIS SHIT, AND NOW I TUNED BACK IN FOR THE INTERNATIONAL, THIS SHIT IS SUCKING ME BACK INT

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A Brief Essay Concerning the Ineluctable Ontology of the Inception of Our Literary Movement: Anarcho-Synergism/Collective Consciousness


IT CAN /B/ AGREED THAT ALL THAT EXISTS EXISTS ON 1 LEVEL AS INFORMATION. DATA POINTS IN A FUCKING MASSIVE HYPER-REAL SIMULATION. INFORMATION RELIES ON AN UNDERLYING UNDER LYING SYSTEM OF LANGUA LANGUAGE. GE. AS SUCH, WHEN EXTENDED OVER AN EFFECTIVELY EFFECTIVELY INFINI INF INITE TE PER PERIOD IOD OF TIM TIME, E, P. MUC MUCH H INF INFINI INITE TE PER PERMUT MUTATI ATIONS ONS OF THE LAN LANGUA GUAGE GE CAN EXIST. WHAT I’M GETTING AT IS THAT EVERY CONTENT THAT CAN EXIST DOES EXIST ON LIKE A THEORETICAL LVL. SO BASICALLY ANYTHING THAT’S MADE IS JUST COLLAPSING THE QUA QUANTU NTUM M POS POSSIB SIBILI ILITY TY OF WHA WHAT’S T’S GON GONNA NA GET SHI SHITPO TPOSTE STED D NEX NEXT. T. COL COLLEC LECTIV TIVE E CONS CO NSCI CIOU OUSN SNES ESS. S. IT IT’S ’S PO POST STHU HUMA MAN, N, YO YO.. IT IT’S ’S NO NOW W YO YO.. IT IT’S ’S FR FRES ESH. H. EV EVER ERYO YONE NE TH THAT AT EXISTS IS CONTENT AS WELL AS THE CONTENT THAT EXISTS. U CAN SEE THIS MANIFEST IN THE FACT THAT WE’RE ALL ANONS ON 4CHAN. WHEN EVERYONE IS UPLOADED FROM THE CLOUD, DATA STREAMS OF YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND POSTS ABOUT CUCKS ON 4CHAN WIL ILL L B BA BASI SIC CAL ALLY LY IN IND DIS ISTI TIN NGU GUIS ISHA HAB BLE FR FROM OM 1A 1ANO NOTH THER ER.. OR IF TH THEY EY’R ’RE E NO NOT T INDISTINGUISHABLE, THEN THEIR DIFFERENCES WILL BE INCONSEQUENTIAL. WE WANT 2 MEMORIALIZE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THIS DATACHAOS. IT’S BEAUTIFUL FUCK U.

cuCKtribute he ;(

Lets start anew

Sometimes I think Ill be buried as the B(URZUM)yzantines >metal LOL My heart skips a beat A young fuccboi Sits in a galactic carriage He turns to page 6083 OF ANON’S NEW EPUB, ‘DEFUNCT’ And thinks of me Sometimes I think Ill be buried as the B(URZUM)yzantines My heart skips a beat A young boy Sits in a galactic carriage He turns to page 683 And thinks of me Sometimes I think Ill be buried as the Byzantines


My heart skips a beat A young boy Sits in a galactic carriage He turns to page 6083 And thinks of me >yfw this is the only decent poem 4chan has ever produced DO YOU MEAN THIS WHOLE THING, OR JUST THE ONE ABOVE? Just the poem. IT’S OK, BUT IT’S A LITTLE BIT MODERNIST.

Well, you see. The subtle reference to some Star Wars/Trek movie with the referent “galactic carriage” must entitle such a predicament (if we are to call modernism, and thus, postmodernism, a sham. Suitably so, as our Victorian overlords should mention. Oh, it is predestined, one day I will become a patrician and laugh at you all from above with my privileged kindred!). I lifted my hands from the wad of fabric swirled up around the shape of his erection and found the panel opening of the crotch, then slowly moved it down to reveal his penis. This has been some p. enjoyable banter tbh fam

All i ever wanted was to be the little girl ;(

A poem (tbh)

once there was a SADfrog (VISITINFOWARSDOTCOM) who sat on a log but it was brutally, anally raped by a dog who was then shit on on a SJW’s blog i dont know what to say now REEEEEEEEEEEEE Once there was a guy on /fit/ He took a trip to /lit/ They called him a fag So he packed his bag And upon leaving said “no homo” SWERJE BESTE lANd © AUTISM INCORPORATED

FUCK POST POSTMODERNISM MODERNISM.. FUCK IT. FUCK IT. FUCK IT HARD.

fuck human beings fuck humanity, respect and love animu yfw nietzche just wanted to rebel against his dead father I HAVE SPOKEN TO GOD AND HE HAS ABANDONNED US THIS IS OVER my dad at McDonalds works with God and he told me he was real. my dad doesnt give a shit about me he stuck his dick in my ass so the term NEET is actually just like a random label that I stuck on a shelf. It's more like a meaningless acronym. For this reason, I've chosen this word: As a tetragramaton to define myself. As a way to not have to use my arms and legs in the name of the country. As a way to spread soil and plant seeds all over this emptiness. -Aristotelasticfragicalistus © AUTISM INCORPORATED

Holy fuck lads the pepe image is amazing. THIS IS NOT A CHAT LOG. THIS IS ALL ONE SCHIZOPHRENIC PERSON WRITING tbh fam

Witkacy > shit /lit/ memes about.

OK I DON’T KNOW IF ANY2 ELSE HAS REALISED THIS, BUT WE ARE A MULTIPLICITY. THIS IS A COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS.>tfw when i came up with this name. is this how internet fame feels?

WE ARE TUMBLR. expect us xD . it feels nice belonging to a group, even if it is a group of robots that have no souls. this must be how faggots feel we’re not that bad, at least we’re not stupid on /lit/ we all shit on eachother, but i tbh really feel that this board is pretty intelligent and worthwile at times better that shitty normies anyway. but is it better than having a normie gf that loves you? could i really live with a dumb ass bitch? can i somehow reverse all the shit that’s happened to me and be a dumb normie? would i even do it? i think im past some point tbh Gobin/i am/ it is good to see people still working on this. I actually created Thai document. YO SWEATERX! UR BACK!

I

am goblin/and I return//

Is anybody else still here/// ILY <3 Seriously cut the colour wall from the first 20 pages “all i ever wanted was to be a power button” -little anonymous giant girl


hey guys, it is I, the original turtle aka copypaste copypaste kid, aka some fucktard who cannoot write REMEMBER TO HOLD YOUR LAST BREATH INSIDE. i swear on me mum, you deleting assholes, im fak u up ill be as big as i need toooo STOP MAKING THE FONT SO FUCKING BIG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Tell us about your cute waifu tulpa, Anon. What even is a tulpa ? Some guy from uni told me about it while we were making fun of bronies but I’m not sure if I understa

nd the concept sor


ry You okay tusk ?I see you struggling dude let me finish my sentence top cake Understand, understand, understand, the concept of love. stoptyping so i can get beneath you… GOD I must be the one creating the freshest content

REEEEEEEEEE REEEEE


Lets write haikus im up 4 this this is a haiku one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, syllables yo.

FUCK DIS PUSSY FUCK IT SO HARD LIKE AN ASS CRY HARD WHEN U CUM I FUCK THE MUSIC I FUCK THE MUSIC I MAKE IT CUM I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE

I came in his ass he screamed “let it all out” >jk no homo


my memes are moving on their own

tfw you catually try turning your heapd uside down in order to read something that is undoubtedly going to be A) memeworthy, and 2) shit. >having to turn your head upside down >being this pleb

THE BANGING.... of. ur mum?pt 2. .Have you guys seen how we were orderly .in the beginnign and now it’s becoming more and more chaotic ? I MEAN ITS LITERALY AHAHA EXD TRY AND STP ME NW AVE BNECME DEATH THE DETSRYER F PAG ES


I WAS HAPPY IN THE HAZE OF A DRUNKEN HOUR BUT HEAVEN NOS I’M MISERABLE NAO I WAS LOOKING 4 A JOB AND THEN I FOUND A I was there for the original totalinsims in a tundra, and it needed some serious editing to keep it getting out of control HINT HINT YH, OK BUT DO U REALLY THINK IT IS OUT OF CONTROL? LIKE IT’S TOTAL SHIT, BUT THAT’S THE POINT - it was better towards the beginning I HAVE TO SAY, IWAS ALSO HERE AT THE BEGINNING AND I 100% AGREE. IT ALMOST FELT LIKE SINCERELY GOOD AT THE BEGINNING. MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST DELETE ALL BUT THE FIRST 20 OR SO OF THESE PAGES. JOB is a jew +HEAVEN KNOWS I’M MISERABLE NOWW IN MY LIFE Y DO I GIVE VALUABLE T IME 2 PPL WHO DN’T CARE IF I LIVE OR DIE OR SOMETHING dont we all love modern art? I DO As I laid there, my penis hanging hanging between my legs 13

, I pondered on the futility of banana milkshakes. The beginning. after were done we need someone to edit this and make it look professional like your whore mom hahha sure thing, b0ss.it fun and shit, but at the end its worthless---what is worth?---i know, u fucking frogposter. what the fuck are you talking about, what’s to edit, theres not content, it literally realtime shitposts and some chat HUH? I WASN’T TALKING ABOUT CONTENT. what do u want to edit then DON’T KNOW. MAYBE EDITING WOULD DESTROY IT. MAYBE THIS WORK IN THE STATE IT IS IN NOW, IS NOT THE ACTUAL WORK. MAYBE IT IS DER PROCESSTHAT’S THE WHOLE POINNNNNNNTT i i think only process here is valuable, but we could maybe just keep talking, like a hundred anons, for thousands of pages, and then we just pick the best stuff, like interesting transcripts of internet memeing and depression YES ACTUALLY, I LIKE THIS IDEA A LOT. IT ADDS A SECOND LAYER OF CONTENT PRODUCTION IN THE SELECTION OF THE BEST BITSthinREEEEEEEEEEEEEENOTHINGISSA THAT BEING SAID IWOULD MUCH PREFER THIS IF IT WAS EDITED BECAUSE THIS IS JUST GETTING SAD. HOW DO WE STOP THIS FROM BEING EDITED FURTHER? someday i will be famous and i will use my fame to publish this literal crock of shit it will be so artistic How come all of you know so much about “moms”? We’re into MILF, Anon, MILFS produce little girls after all. AH-Oh 13

If i get an erection i will literally bleed. I had a frenuloplasty tbh fam


And now im into MILFS. MILVES wings beat on the screen my hand sweeps, irate – at least the moth is moving fuck off cunt ok everyone write meme words at a time batty head

One stormy night of winter, the shithole of /lit/ was created by moot---a faggot and a demented young cuck Le Memer who had no discernible talent. He flaunted a pretty massive ego all over the face and breasts of the prostitute he regularly frequented in the the brothel of Dounsmouth, where where he would learn learn to GOLDFINGER™( GOLDFINGER™( now in IMAX 3D) 14her navel filled filled with old, dried cum. Satisfied with the release of his libido, he headed back home, only to find out he had a SPOOKY skeleton---spooky!---under his own skin. Stunned by the revelation, he hurried to his room wherein laid the resting place of his uncle, the very same one who, by a warm afternoon of august, introduced him to the pleasures of the flesh. Wondering why he decided all these years ago after the terrible cooking accident accident to have the body of his uncle stuffed and put up in his room, he…... two words ate a time batty head ^This is good shit fam

okay guys i have never read anything at all. wth should i start with Greeks maybe? START WITH THE MEMES. THEN MOVE ON TO THE POST-MEMES. THEN MOVE ONTO STUFF THAT HASN’T BEEN WRITTEN YET. THEN TAKE A LOOK AT THE GREEKS. one does not simply (REDDIT-TIER MEMERY DETECTED. I WANT POSTIRONY YOU CUCKING FUCKHEAD) (R9K TIER MEMERY DETECTED. I WANT NON BIGOTED MEMING YOU PLEBSTROPHE.) ‘look’ at the greeks Greeks are pretty much the pre-memes. socrates was the first shitposter, that’s why they hated him athens is serious business, they said SOCRATES DIDN’T EXIST YOU PIECE OF SHIT PROVE IT YOU CUCK Truly, Plato was the first shitposter. Socrates was being ironic in order to mock him. Then i shall start with the greek- memes

I just bought Dubliners by Joyce. It’s a good work. 14

“A shitty reference” - the postmodern author


Things have become a lot less readable. YH. OK. NEW PROJECT, EVERYONE OPEN UP MS WORD ON UR COMPUTER AND COPY AND PAST UR FAVOURITE BITS INTO IT. THIS IS A GOOD IDEA 011110001101110 are my favorite bits. You expect me to reread all this? IT’S NOT LONG U FUCKLORD That’s what she said YH, REALLTALK. It was by a cold night of IFONAwinterSNIGHTATRAVELLER that I realised things would never be the same again.

CAN WE ALL JUST AGREE TO NOT USE FONT COLORS HIG HLIGHTS AND OVERLY LARGE TEXT. I would very much agree with this. It’s okay occasionally, but it’s gotten a bit much. it’s interesting how using tiny fonts can also work, but i dont think we can lose colors eintirely, we would get lost way too easily (I AGREE WITH THIS^^. COLOURS ARE IMPORTANT) this is the new, brand new feeling, wiriting in a tiny font, on a mutually editied doc posted on an internet anonymous board with some guys from other countries i see ur wriiting bro and it’s that much more special for being tiny. like my penis. To color or not to color, that is the question: whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer the epilepsy and mental-seizures or to take deletions up against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them. HELL NO MERICA FUCK YEAH ← unironic nationalism #laughingbritbong >mfw britbongs can’t have unironic nationalism because their nation is unironically shit >mfw americans have yet to realise that nationality is a spook >mfw if you say the word “spook” in america you’ll be fired and have your life ruined, like in that Philip Roth book >actually citing postmodern american authors >actually using a computer to access the internet while typing in english >actually using an american invention to access an american invention while speaking in a language made global by americans >typical eurocuck >still actually caring about ‘where’ some guy was from when he invented something >missing the point this hard >muh nations are just arbitrary lines in the sand >being this edgy >having this much lack of argument >muh edge >muh memery >actually greentexting To spell colour with a u or be an american fuckwit, that’s the more pertinent question. ---------------perfection line----------everything below this line is perfection. do not touch


someone should post a picture of a phat ass here --------------- end of perfection line-------------------------reopening of perfection line----------ZONE OF NO EDITING NOBODY EDIT THIS, IT’S PERFECT: ---------------true end of perfection line-----------

The Chipotle commercial did not go particularly well: sunset found our actress squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was tastier than the one before, and smelled better. By the time the moon came up she was slurping brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more shitwater. and so I whispered from my anus, “You are a cuck Harry” “I’m a whot?” Silence.

EVERYBODY EDIT TIHS, IT’S NOT PERFECT^^+1 ZONE OF EDITING ok ok ok ok kill me So let’s talk about AUTISM why does some fucking cuck keep deleting stuff, important art’s being made here. I AGREE AND IT PISSES ME OFF THAT S TUFF IS BEING DELETED, BUT DELETION IS THE SAME AS CREAT ION IN COLLEC TIVE CONSCIOUSNESS WRITING. EVERYONE CAN DO ANYTHING. THE AUTISTIC SINCERITY OF MEME COLLECTIVE POSSIBLIITES R ENLESS>implying you’re not making this shit up, implying the guy doesnt delete stuff at random, besides in tundra, the owner of the doc reversed mass delerions IT’S OK THAT RIP DFW IT’S RANDOM THOUGH. EVERYTHING EVERYTHING IN THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS RANDOM AND DATACHAOS. DATACHAOS. well yes, but some interesting things come out of it IMO and then we have finally a good bit of emotional dialogue between some anons, or jsut dank memes and some guy deletes it and bah it gone. YH HONESTLY, I’M PARTLY JUST DEVILS ADVOCATING AUTISM (n.) - a bunch of womyn who complain about shit until guys do it for them - autism speaks ARRRRTISM (n.) - Autism for pirates

>tfw not as sexy as albert cam-ruse


YOU GUYS WHY DON'T WE MAKE THIS ABOUT TRANNY RIGHTS? <--upmoat and subscribe :) do you guys come to /gif? srs question. when i sometimes fap on the mobile i use it, and there some seroius fucking shit going on there, with the whole interratial and trap thing, more with interratial thou gh It’s actually normal to have sex with animals. That’s why you’re able to fuck cis-men. interracial porn is so racist. what is hot about it is these primitive beasts fucking civilized white women what im getting at, there are like waves of this interacial shit, and naturally people are saying ‘oh jews at it again’ but ive been lurking porn and shit and i kinda feel like the interratial shit has been forced recently, like really marketed. naturally, i know it did, but ho could it surge 3-4 times in popularity in a week, thats what imgeting at. suddently there came many new porn sites, /gif/ was flooded with black shit, smae with porn sites, it really felt artificial and guided. I wouldnt be suprised if 4chan was used as a polygon to test how to push new shitty trends interracial (cuck) fetish existed at least since shakespeare Je écris le françois et vous ne xD je suis desole, mais je pouve. pouvez point me stopper THIS JUST IN, SMALL AUTISTICALLY COLOURED FONTS ARE MAKING A CUMBACK 8======/===D Ouch. You cut my dick off. Not cool.

You know they say most men live lives of quiet desperation? (lol im too busy fucking ur mum to live a life of quiet desperation lad lmao)

Sometimes I think 4chan is where these men cease to be quiet AND SHITPOST LOUDLY Well surely that makes sense? Modern men have to fight for every bit of attention they get, and many get none. At the same time, they’re they’re expected to not bother anyone. anyone. <

I believe that the question “What is the meaning of life?” is a terrible question, as it is not clear to whom life should mean something.

What would be the more more appropriate appropriate response than than shitposting? Masturbating Masturbating to chinese chinese cartoons cartoons is a pretty appropriate answer. © AUTISM INCORPORATED

>tfw i was supposed to be writing my novel, but im sitting all night with some neets shitposting in a google doc and im loving it Iktf anon. :( just make this your your novel tbh, make it he worst thing? this is better than my novel. :( i have an urge to write a short story about a guy stuggling to write a short story, like a sincere sotry about me, literally 2 meta 4 me What’s your novel novel about? If it isn’t autism autism I’ll call you you cis-scum unironically. unironically. <3

ive always been puzzled why is art about artists, i mean can normies even relate to artistic crisis? “Defunct: Passages from an internet experiment by Anonymous” Guys post your penises please. listen, it comes to mind that perhaps one would like to take a yo bam boom in the place where the lonely were once free THE PLURAL IS 'peni' ILLITERATE PATRIARCHAL OVERLORDS >implying >IMPLYING THAT WE EXIST AND HAVE PENISES I don’t know if I exist but my penis at least does >IMPLYING >IMPLYING HAHAHAHA GET THE FUCK OFF SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MAN IS ALLOWED TO RUN FREE YES YES I CAN FEEL ALBERT ALBERT IN MY SOUL CAN I JUST ASK, WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS AND TUNDRA? We’re the tumblr of 4chan’s Tundra. WHAT DO YOU MEAN There’s no place for meaning here. OH, WAS TUNDRA TRYING TO BE AN ACTUAL STORY? AS opposed to what? A fake story? AS OPPOSED TO STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS SHIT THAT IS INTENTIONALLY DEVOID OF ANY KIND OF STRUCTURE OR ATTEMPT AT TRADITIONAL NARRATIVE. The difference is that this isn’t called Tundra. “basically this is self-aware intentional meta shitposting what are you doing then then if not funposting” funposting” , speak for yourself, ’m a self-aware faggot. LOL I LOVE THAT SENTENCE. IT’S SO POSTIRONIC. Positronic? YEAH. YEAH. i think the whole internet is post ironic. the ‘cool parts’ at leat, not like usa today. I AGREE, ESPECIALLY ESPECIALLY IF YOU USE USE ‘POST’ TO MEAN ‘DEALING ‘DEALING WITH WITH THE CRISIS OF’ OF’ RATHER THAN ‘AFTER’.spot ‘AFTER’.spot on, post riron is this weird, barely coherent thins on the verge of irony, bashing irony and sincerity. i listen to sadboys this wya. its not wholly unronic, but not really ironic, i like them, but not seroiusly I LIVE FOR IT. IT IS MY LIFE. YES © AUTISM INCORPORATED

YEAH, I FEEL YOU YOU Wanna erp? I AM AM AN ANONYMOUS ANONYMOUS WOLVERINE WOLVERINE IRL IRL I’m actually a sentient AI inserted inserted into a gynoid body. I have big boobs.

im in love with the COCO…? i got it. there’s no point in anything so let’s go fucking KRAZy ng
How do i become a great writher? start with the shreks and my gott *sniff* sowith the power of shreks i can get rich and and do ladis? You dont. raet i mean kimochi kimochi


My page :3 All mine. Complete Complete and utter shitposting shitposting of the hahahhahahahhhha hahahhahahahhhhahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahacra hahahahacrazy zy self-inflectional self-inflecti onal ahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahakind.aha hahahakind.ahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahah hahahah

I guess not. you cannot run run you cannot hide hide the reeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekie eeeeeeeeekie boy Will take it in strides strides will always find [u15] --And they run when sun comes down--

CAN I JUST SAY, AND THIS IS TRUE AND I AM SO PROUD/DISGUSTED (depends on the levels of iron(y) in my blood), I ACTUALLY STARTED THE THREAD THAT LEAD TO THIS ENTIRE VENTURE well aren’t you happy you got to contribute to another shitfest. Congrats I AM SO HAPPY, YES. I FEEL LIKE I’M A GOOD PERSON,

15

only one U this time, guy


FINALLY. you’re definition of good person is too loose. MY DEFINITION OF GOOD IS STRAIGHT UP WRONG the word straight triggers me lads, it’s time for some stream of poo poo ba doo let looooooooooooosoe(NEVER GOING TO KILL MYSELF WITH ANIMALS WATCHING THAT WOULD BE GAY) poo poo pee pee none of that now boy uh uh yeah yo u nigggas know me as troy but the truth is im not actually a good boy, check it(dubs), im a poo poo pee pee boi now hahahahaha im a good boy so, are we going to abandon this in a few hours, or is it going to gon for a few days? the thread is not getting much replies, i feel like we’re way more underground than tundra, but is there a point of hosting this somewhere?

we would be basically creating a closed, 10 people shitposting club >in a few hours Let’s say one and we’ll all be bored and gone back to our exciting lives filled with girlfriends, family, day job and pets. I’m actually a succesfull and well-integrated person and I only dabble in shitposting like a high class lady would do the streets, for the thrills of it.

im considering climbing into one of the televisions in asda so i can live there forever Guess who's back? It's your pal goblin SWEATERX I LOVE YOU. PLEASE BE MY DAD Fine. I'll be the first goblin to adopt an axoltl I am not WHAT ARE Ui am a gbli


IS EVERYONE ON THIS DOC A BRITDONG INCLUDING ME? LONDON? LONDON! PLEACE BE IN LODNON.

IM A SLAV TOO, SO 3 SLAVS, YAY (yay) HOH MY GOTT HO CHANGED ALL THE FONTS BACK TO “ NORMAL” AND MADE THE FONTS REALLY BIG FOR you/A FEW PAGES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE It was not me. Reekie breekie

YES YES

Are Anime the highest form of lit terate art?

maybe. You’re kind of illiterate though, so not like you’d notice. Kiniro Mosaic and Aoi Bungaku and High-school DxD are ALL quite good if you’re interested in anime and literature Cuz I want senpai to notice my fat literate ass. PS: I like Mirai Nikki (is mirai nikki good? i wanted to watch it before.Only if you like yandere) (Mirai Nikki is good. It utilizes its


information-based powers very well, whilst still having a dash of action. And it’s pretty accurate with the manga.)noice lad, i suppose i’ll watch it (hope you’ll like it!)(ah!), Overlord. I call Code Geass the best anime.Never seen Geass but it’s probably VERY ( trash) GOOD (heh).

yES ANON YOU HAVE LEARNED THAT IT IS VERY GOOD. I CANT SEE YOU EDITING THAT PICE AT ALL. FANTASTIC WORK.thanks. LELUCH IS ALIVE SCRUBS.

NO NO NO NO

NO NO NO NO

NO HOMO NO HETERO NO GF NO yes.

THIS TRIGGERS The Man, (HOLY FUCK FAGGOT-LORD DO YOU THINK WE ARE ALL MEN HERE WTF) WTF) (I for one identify as shovelkin), The legend, hmmm look in the east, the sky is burning red.

(there HAVE been some good birts though, gotta admitYEAH LIKE I LOVE IT SO MUCH) You’re finally doing the operation? operation? Good for you! I’ll gladly gladly contribute to whoever is against against the patriarchy.

I’m a

text in the middle of an ocean of words.

tini tiny


No matter how big16 I’ll become, I will drown in the rest of the fish . we do not shine as brightly as predicted in thus spake zarathustra (# factsonly )

i sometimes plagiatize from 4chan.(I DO IT ALL THE TIME), some things are too godo to pass on, and i live in non english country anyway never fiction though (YEAH I AGREE. LIKE WHY EVEN BOTHER. /LIT/ IS ONLY EVER GOOD AT LIT ACCIDENTALLY), your fiction is total shite guys terally)

Tfw im gay otherkin and will include i nclude this in my new poop, ‘faggot writes a gook’ “ima write an essay bout this shit, and get paid about 100 bucks, how does that feel”

16

YE S.


100 is chumo change u fucking faggot not in my fucking country average pay is like 15k/year (in$) and that a good pay, so 100$ is kinda more thant in usa Impact is the shittiest font, breeding Shitposters out of the dead land, glistening “Autism never speaks”


Look at this faggot writing inside borders, what a sheep. Well, let me just say that I prefer being in borders rather than I’m invading your borders, how does it feel? Do you feel violated? be washed away like you pieces of jellyfish. I feel, just a little bit, aroused? No, no, I feel pretty shitty. I think it’s the tacos though. Your tacos. My tacos. My Taco IS pretty massive and hard to swallow. I’d rather not even touch the thing. The smell is repugnant and I’m behind seven proxies for crying out loud.

yes i

my spread

asshole for a

friend--spread it like butter-© AUTISM INCORPORATED

then i got to do it to him but he said i spread his ass too wide and he called his mom.

Then i had to talk to his mom and my parents about this. the supposed pastebin selection is 90% absolute garbage shit, and its probably missing some good shit simply bc of deletions, but its garbage anyway well. stop. deleting. i dont delet e, you dont have to tell me that

I HAVE MADE SOME BACKUPS OF THIS SHIT-THREAD MI MIGHT BE ABLE TO SALVAGE SOMETHING. Memeology is a legitimate pursuit, isn’t it? Obviously internet memes are only an example. It is the future. i keep getting amazed by the dank memes, how they adapt and spread

look at the cuck meme for example, that spread was

BRILLIANT.

i dont get this meme 100%, but yea. although its pretty fucking simple, there are more advanced memes, more complicated and nuanced, hell even rare pees is more nuanced than cuck cuck is sweet and simple, what got to me about it is how it became the primary, got to insult here after such a short period of time


“I WISH TO SWALLOW THE SUN WHILE CUMMING INSIDE YOUR EVERYTHING.” - Ayy ayy ree ree nay nay tay tay and a mouthful of kebab (gay gay)

Why Defunct? It's a shit two syllable word. Am I missing something smug about it? Why not "Postprevalence" It's incredibly smug while still poking fun at ourselves as well as being both ironic and truthful "Post" has unfathomable meaning in the sense of /lit/ connotation like Post-irony (our generation (as opposed to the ironic gen x)), post-modern, to post etc. Prevalence because post-pre interaction and as a commentary on the state of current 4chan. Have a look at the definitions: prevalence (countable and uncountable, plural prevalences) 1 The quality or condition of being prevalent; wide extension. 2 (epidemiology) The total number of cases of a disease in a given statistical population at a given time, divided by the number of individuals in that population. Prevalent definition: prevalent (comparative more prevalent, superlative most prevalent) 1 Widespread or preferred. [quotations ▼] 2 Superior in frequency or dominant. [quotations ▼]


And here's the definitions for Valence Etymology 1 1 (extract, preparation):, from Latin valentia (“strength, capacity”) (1425) 2 (combining capacity): from German Valenz (1884) Alternative forms 1 valency (mostly UK): Pronunciation IPA(key): /ˈ /ˈveJlәns/ Noun valence (plural valences) 1 (chemistry, medicine, obsolete outside compounds) An extract; a preparation, now especially one effective against a certain number of strains of a pathogen. 2 trivalent vaccine (one meant to be effective against three strains) 3 (chemistry) The combining capacity of an atom, radical or functional group determined by the number of electrons that it will lose, gain, or share when it combines with other atoms etc 4 (chemistry) The number of binding sites of a molecule, such as an antibody or antigen 5 (linguistics) The number of arguments that a verb can have, including its subject, ranging from zero (for the likes of "It rains") to three (for the likes of "He gives her a flower"). 6 (psychology) A one-dimensional value assigned to an object, situation, or state, that can usually be positive or negative 7 (sociology) value

Mah maybe I am out of my mind.

You’re not being half-assed enough anon. Guys, I'm back again for the 30th time How many pages is this shit, quoth the goblin YO SWEATERX IS THERE ANY WAY U CAN STOP THE EDITING BECAUSE I THINK THE ZENITH OF FUCKERY HAS BEEN REACHED OR, WELL IT WAS REAYAxh, I'll set it it so nobody can edit anymore ONG AGO. Last few seconds, then editing is over nobody is going to read this shit anyway who cares


You have about 7 minutes before its all over oh shit I HAVE ARCHIVED ON MY MS WORD THE BEGINNING STATE OF THIS DOC WHEN ALL THE FONTS HADN’T BEEN CHANGED TO ARIAL AT THE START.

anybody watching /CaspereKnewThis/? HEY GUYS WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT http://www.motherless.com/ http://www.motherless.com/ ? ? I CAN FINALLY TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE THANKS TO HIS AUTISM REMOVAL KIT. SHIT I EDITED YOUR LINK PLS NO AGAIn FUCK YOU

DON’T LET LET YOUR SHADDY IS SHADDY IS BACK back again DON’T

MEMES BE DREAMS

Please

mind the size © AUTISM INCORPORATED

of the font,

we don’t want

an approximation of your mother’s vagina.

THE END?lol END?lol


IT BEGINS AEIOU

THE END OF EVQNGELINION

This is my cock in 1:1 scale || /////////////////////////////////////// nice ripping off DfW there m8 really? he did that`? yup except his version fell off the page © AUTISM INCORPORATED

guess im a hack like him

Post-post-post-post-office oh MEIN GOTT GUYS YOU ARE MY ONLY LOVERS vvvvvvvvv

ok so how has every1 found the last venture into collective consciousness? Youre a faggot OP. THIS IS TRU literary google doc shitposting is the best shitposting

YH BECAUSE

hows ur mum doing? forgot to check up on the bitch hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

EPILOGUE ● by- goblin/who goblin/who loves you all very much yes/i am a goblin/as some of you may be aware/and/at one point in time/i did wear a sweater//


lol

howeve/i have sworn the sweater off in order to further continue my expierments in punctuation// my new style is primarily slash based/and should be pretty fucking simple to figure out i write this as i sit in the bus/in preparation for when I return to wifi//. then/ i will be able to contribue to that most amazing publication/defunct/that shining bastion of light in a dark literary world// even if/when i return to my dingy apartment/ my various folkloric friends have stopped their work on defunct/i shall still paste this shit to the end/because i created the original document and nobody can stop me// and then/of course/ comes the creation of ebooks and shit so that every young folkloric creature can read of our zany/wacky/goofy adventures// i hope that all will be able to enoy// i would just like to say that i am very glad to be ablt to contribute the phenomenon that collective internet literature. hi gruvillo. -goblin/also known as SWEATERX I love you all ♡ oh, aslo kraken is my soul mate and my one true love it was really kool to com-


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