Date Posted: 2003/10/01 04:14:00 AM EDT Author: feminator Subject: Some routines from ASF Instant interactive value demonstration IVD #1: Best Friend Test Style: Okay, I have to ask: how long have you guys known each other for? (If you think they're sisters ask, Are you guys sisters or best friends?) HBs: blabla Style: See, I knew that. HBs: How could you know that? Style: I'll show you. In fact, I'll give you the best friend test. HBs: (they always get excited here-they love tests for some fucking reason) Style: Okay (pretend like I'm about to ask a serious question-you're hooked, right, so you know they're already hooked) do you both use the same shampoo? HBs: (look at each other, and then open their mouths to answer) Style: Okay, the answer doesn't matter. You already passed. HBs: ???????. Style: See, if you weren't close to each other, you'd keep eye contact with me as you answered. But if two people have a connection, they look at each other first. Kind of like you're doing right now. HBs: giggle (This is where the seduction newbies you just met see you making two strangers laugh and think you're a PUA God, LOL) Style: See, you don't even need to say anything to each other. It's like you just communicate telepathically. Then, there are a million places to go from here: Often they'll just open up and start telling you about how they met. (Now you're REALLY in.) If one looked at the other one first, then you say that she is submissive and the other is dominant in the friendship. (Can be a great neg.) If they want more, I get personal here and ask, "Has one of you ever kissed someone the other person dated?" They fucking love this one - but don't make it your first question. You can also use the telepathy line to launch into a mind-reading/cold-reading routine if you do that. You'll figure the rest of this out as you do it in the field. It fucking rocks. IVD #2: Cs vs Us This one is AWESOME if you're sarging strippers and models. It's also completely true. Style: Smile again for me. HB: um, okay. Style (to wing): See, she's a U. HB: ???? Style: I dated a girl who wanted to be a pop star. And she had a theory that people with U-shaped smiles were perceived as unfriendly. And people with C-shaped smiles were perceived as friendly. HB: So what's a U then? Style: A U is when your teeth go straight back in your mouth (can add "kind of like a horse" if she's a SHB). A C is when there's a big row of pearly whites in the front. And to my ex, it was more than a theory. She actually got her teeth surgically reshaped from a U to a C. HB: No way. Style: And she had me go look at pictures of like Christina Aguilera, who is a U, and Britney Spears, who is a C. Look at the cover of Us or any magazine, and you'll see that it's always a C smile on the cover.
From here, me and the target start inspecting the teeth of random strangers looking for the perfect C or U. It's fun. This next section isn't part of the IVD, but this is the rest of the routine if you want it: Style: It's crazy how many plastic surgeries they have for celebs now. She had her eye makeup and her lipstick tattooed on, and when she changed her hair color, she had her lips re-tattooed. (If the HB seems open-minded, I continue with the following: ) And do you want to hear the grossest thing? One day I noticed that she had two round dots on her upper thighs. She worked out two hours a day and was super-fit, but evidently she got lipo too. But here's what's crazy. Because she used to work as an exotic dancer, she got the fat injected into her labia so that she always looked aroused. (I REALLY say this to HBs.) Then I throw in this joke, with credit going to Nightlight9: She was from LA, and you have to be careful with them. Whenever you go out with girls in LA, everything can be really fake. Fake hair (point to your hair), fake eyes (PTE), fake nose (PTN), fake teeth (PTT), fake breasts (cup your breasts). You have to take them to the doctor first to find out which parts are real... They put her through a machine, and you get a print-out at the end." IVD #3: Name Mnemonics HB: What's your name? Style: I'm Style. HB: I'm Janet. This is Donna. And that's Tony. Style: Okay .Janet Donna Tony. You know, I used to be really bad with names. HBs: Omigod, I'm so bad with names. Style: But you don't have to be anymore. Here, I'll show you in two seconds. All I do when I'm introduced to you is make a picture in my head. So if you're Janet, I picture you with the head of Janet from Three's Company. No offense. And for Donna, I just picture like the dawn, and the sun rising over your head. And for Tony, I see you on the front of a box of Frosted Flakes. Here, I'll show you. Now, in the old days, I'd have them memorize my whole name: First, Middle, and Last. But it came off as too gimmick-y. Now, I grab my wing, or a stranger in the club (like another girl I want to meet) and teach them how to memorize his/her First, Middle, and Last name. Learn about mnemonics if you don't know this. But for it to work, you MUST have them really SEE the picture in their minds. It also becomes fun testing them later in the sarge to see if they still remember. Chick-CRACK: Mini-Cold-Reads INTRO: WhiteDragonPUA (Eddy) and I always joke that shit like the CUBE, handwriting analysis, strawberry-fields, and palmreading, is CRACK for chicks. We call it "CHICK-CRACK". They HAVE TO KNOW what stupid shit you can tell them about themselves, based on something ARBITRARY. I know Eddy has used this to bait chicks into isolation on MANY occassions, extracting all sorts of things from them in exchange for whatever fabricated information he's willing to spew at them. THEY-HAVE-TO-KNOW.
So what is the reasoning behind this??? -------------------THE BACKGROUND: QUICK REVIEW (this stuff is to the best of my recollection, and its been a long time since I read 'The Sexual Key'.. this is the main USEFUL part of it): As explained in "The Sexual Key", men like LINEAR progress, women like INTERNAL progress. MEN: Goal -> Goal -> Accomplishment "I got the scholarship." - "I don't have to work this summer." - "I have more time to pick up chicks." THE PAYOFF IS THE RESULT ("more time" in this case) WOMEN: ---->---goal-->--------->------| /--->----goal---->---------
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\---goal-------<--goal----<----/ "I got the scholarship." - "That validated my choices." - "That showed me that I truly do have academic potential." - "That made me feel incredible because it showed me more about myself." THE PAYOFF IS THE EMOTION, THAT RESULTED FROM A DEEPER UNDERSTANDING OF HERSELF, AND DISCOVERING HER *UNKNOWN/HIDDEN POTENTIALS*. (in this case, her academic abilities) -----------------------THE TACTIC: How to encorporate this into a more high-impact, or possibly a GROUP SET??? MINI-COLD-READS, cocky-playful, peppered into your SET. ---------------EXAMPLES OF MINI-COLD-READS: -"you're bad" -"oooohhhh noooo.. you guys are *trouble*" -"you guys are the nice ones.. I can only hang with you.." -(for when she answers that she is NOT adventurous, during Swingcat qualifying)
"yeah.. you're more quiet.. like Velma from Scoobie Doo.. you're smart,.. and you *solve mysteries*" -"I don't know about you.. I have a x-feeling about you.." -"there's something suspicious going on here... I'm not sure what, but I can just feel it" -"you guys are *fiesty*.. like little powerpuff girls" -"you are *crazzzzzy*" -"I can't trust you guys" -"ok, I can trust you now.. you guys are *IN*.. you're trustworthy" -"you're my new bestfriend" (while caveman-ing her.. making the link from her letting you grab her, to her being your new best friend.. it makes NO SENSE whatsoever, but makes PERFECT sense to HER) -"that-is-*awesome*.. you're gonna be my NEW GIRLFRIEND" (after something ARBITRARY, like a line in her palm, or showing you a cool tatoo or something equally stupid, but is somehow DERIVED from something she showed you...) -"you guys are like crime-fighters" -"you guys are total bad-girls" -"you're the leader" -"you guys are A-Crowd material" (after she says something cocky to you) -"dude, these girls are obviously VERY adventurous" -------------GUY LOGIC VS. CHICK LOGIC: GUY LOGIC: A) X = X B) X-characteristic = X-related-quality C) you are carrying a gun and have 100,000$ cash in a briefcase = you are probably a bad person" D) "This guy's got a gun and a briefcase.. he's probably bad" CHICK LOGIC: A) X = Y B) X-characteristic = Y-unrelated-quality C) you are stupid girls sitting in a club looking around with a stupid look on your face (that I can SAY I think looks 'bad', even though it doesn't really look like ANYTHING) = you are BADGIRLS D) "these girls have a fiesty look in their eyes.. they are BADGIRLS" -------------------MORE DETAILED EXAMPLES OF THE PROCESS: Ask an arbitrary question. "Do girls think that David Bowie is hot?", "Do you think I would look good if I died my hair ALL BLONDE?", "Do you think that spells work?", etc etc etc REGARDLESS of her answer, PLAYFULLY-MISINTERPRET this as evidence that she is a "bad-girl". -"ooooohhhh nooooo... ooooohhh noooo.. you just like David Bowie because he's
total GLAM.. it's always BADGIRLS that like that.. you're bad, FOR SURE.." -"oooh nooo.. my friend with BLONDE HAIR??? oh no, dude DO NOT listen to this girl, SHE-IS-BAD... look at the smile on her face.. dude, she is FIESTY.. do NOT listen to this girl.. she has bad-girl written ALL OVER HER.." -"spells? spells? oh no dude, we can't talk to this girl.. she's bad.. she-is-BAD.. look at the knowing grin on her.. she knows her stuff... I don't even KNOW what this girl could be up to.." SAME THING when you have NOTHING to go on.. Just pick an ARBITRARY quality on her.. Her clothes, her smile, her aloofness, WHATEVER.. -"dude, LOOK at this girl.. LOOOOOOK.. see it in her eyes??? She is BAD.." -"oh man, LOOK at the necklace on her.. oh man, this girl is FIESTY.. she is PLAYFUL.. she is ADVENTUROUS.. I *KNOW* girls like this.." ----------------GROUP DYNAMICS - HOW TO USE THIS TO YOUR ADVANTAGE: -Choose your target. If you call her "FIESTY", then try saying it to her FRIENDS.. "This one is FIESTY, isn't she???" This disarms the friends, similarly to Mystery's technique of OPENING off of the ugliest person in the peer group. You are ADDRESSING the group, and you are NOT hitting on the friend in the "normal" way. People may recall that I took an HB8.5 right off her DATE, using this technique. ("is she always tricky like this?? does she always do this?? she is FIESTY isn't she?", to the GUY she was on a date with.. he was DISARMED, and she was AROUSED.. a combo that works for you in MULTIPLE ways, simultaneously) -Play the mini-cold-reads OFF OF eachother. "she IS bad.. you guys are the NICE ones (to the obstacles)... I can only hang with you guys.. you guys are safe.. this girl is BAD (to the target).." This gets the little LSE obstacles thinking that you're nice, and DISARMS what you're doing to their friend (your target). --------------CONCLUSION - CHICK LOGIC AS SEEN IN SOAP OPERAS: Want to see stupid shit like this IN ACTION?? Check out a stupid soap-opera, like "Passions" or "Days of our Lives". You'll notice that its *saturated* in STUPID SHIT, like: -"Billy got trapped in the snowstorm, and now he can never find his true love with Lucette.. could the snowstorm really interfere with them finding the potential of their true love?!?!?!" -"Patricia got a fake palm-reading because Janet hired a fake to trick her into thinking that Bo is her true love, and not Ethan.. Will Patricia ever really find true happiness?" -"Melissa hired a street-thug to SWITCH the paternity tests, so that she could be with Jake, even though its really not his son.. Now Jake will have to be with HER, and Crystal will never fulfill the love that she had with Jake, all
because of this terrible trickery!" -"Allen slipped DRUGS into Alicia's drink, WITHOUT HER KNOWING.. now she's a drug-addict, and a prostitute.. a total BADGIRL.. and its not her fault!" THIS IS WHAT GIRLS ARE *ADDICTED* TO. Shit where X = Y, and it makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER, except through LEAPS of logic. There has to be SOME logic to it, but since its CHICK-LOGIC, there is no actual SOUNDNESS required. You can generate this CRACK FOR CHICKS in the field, by making ILLOGICAL conclusions, that some particular quality leads to some EXCITING characteristic about them, that they weren't aware of, but maybe had fantasized at some point that they had. Just pepper it in there, and watch as they CAN'T stop talking to you. Then, use MYSTERY METHOD to EXPLOIT the social-proof, throw negs, and isolate. Or just use it to suck a lonewolf into a convo, during a street sarge. It's useful in many areas. Storytelling Hey, here's a quick example of how I turn something mundane into a story for the field. Like I said, I have two types of stories: 1. Stories just to amuse the group on opener AND 2. Stories to get the HB into a desired state THis is an example of an amusing story. A PUA on this board (I'll keep his identity anonymous, since this gives away personal details) was in a car crash recently. So, Nightlight 9 and I constructed this, trying to just IMAGINE how it might have happened. Notice that we did a few things to make the story worthwhile in a sarge: 1. We 2. We 3. We 4. We story
exaggerated for comic effect. left spaces where we interact with the HB made it seem like it JUST happened, and that's why we're telling it. tell her something about herself that she may not know in the ETC.
Also, note that is important HOW you tell the story. Lots of big gestures, mime things, and as you tell it, make sure she is following along and understands and is enjoying it. DRAW HER IN... Talking with Passion Funny routines Driver "We have to go soon and meet our friend Blane. We were in an accident with him yesterday, and he's picking up the car. We were driving along the coast, and they told us that like 95 percent of car crashes on this road are fatal to all the passengers. I can't believe we survived without a scratch. In fact, I can't believe we even let Blane drive. You see, Blane was shot by snipers when he used to be in the army in XXX. He walks with a limp now, and can only use one of his arms. You may have seen him: He always wears a pink
cowboy hat. Anyway, when he's driving, he uses one hand. When he goes to flip on the turn signal--no hands! It's a very scary experience. And, do you know how most people can only hold seven pieces of information in their conscious mind at one time. Yes, it's true: that's why they made phone numbers seven digits. Anyway, Blane was also shot in the head. The bullet went in one side, and they took it out the other. So now he can only hold like THREE pieces of information in his conscious mind at one time. So he was driving along the coast. That's one thing in his mind. And all of a sudden, Eminem comes on the radio, and he loves Eminem. So he starts singing along. That's now TWO things. And we're on our way to Vodice, so he starts looking around the seat for the address of the place we're staying there. That's now THREE things. And that's all fine, but all of a sudden there is a truck in front blocking our path, so he decided to flip on the turn signal and go around it. So now that's NO HANDS on the wheel and FOUR THINGS on his mind. So since he can only hold three things, ONE THING has to go, so he forgets to drive the car and goes right off the road into a bush. Yeah, it was terrible.The car was literally teetering on the edge of a cliff over the sea. I guess after his experiences in the war he doesn't like bushes very much. Anyway, we can only stay and talk for a couple more minutes. Yeah, we need to go get Blane before he tries to drive his own car again." Teasing routines Animal routine If you could be an animal, which one? How do you bring an elephant in a refrigerator? Noo, open the door and put the elephant in the refrigerator? How do you bring the rabbit in the refrigerator? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the rabbit! Animals meeting, which animal isn't there? Rabbit River with crododils... How u pass? Kids Charity Routine Ask her if she'd shave her head for a sponsored charity event. Yes - Bust on her. ''Haha, i can imagine it... you'd look like my friend Bob.'' etc... No - Awww, you're so mean... think of the children (can't date you/link to bad girl routine), etc... Romantic routines Maddash Romance routine Intro 1: (opener) "Listen. I need a woman's opinion on something. You look like a woman, right? (smile) That's what I thought. Do you think women COMMUNICATE differently than men? (HB: of course!) Me, too. " Intro 2: (sexcellerate)
"I find it so amazing, I think about things, you know ... Why is it that women find men attractive? I mean, women are beautiful and sexy and sensual ... oh my god ... but men, men are ugly, hairy, brutish ... (one HB stops me at this point and tells me she likes women better than men herself. Yes, I #-closed her). I finally figured out why it is... being sexy and sensual and beautiful is a woman's art ... you know what a man's art is? Language ... the ability to communicate and to use words to speak to a woman the way she wants to be spoken to ... for instance (I lean in here) ... what if you knew me and I whispered in your ear ... (deep calm sexy voice) how beautiful you are ... how amazingly sexy you are ... how you drive me absolutely mad with desire and how much I need you ... that is something only an intelligent man can do for you ... you know how I learned this? Main routine: I'm in advertising, and for about six months ago I've been intrigued with how men and women communicate. What happened is that a friend of mine in the publishing industry told me this fact that blew me away. (pause. I know the interest level is REALLY high here, because I always have their undivided attention at this point . In fact, one girl shooshed one of her friends who tried to interrupt me at this point). He told me that out of all of the books sold in the US, 49% of them dealt with every category except for one. For instance - religion, art, physics, the Bible ... everything ... except for one. The other 51% is this other category ... do you know what it is? (I've heard three answers: #1 "Self-help" #2 "Sex" #3 "I don't know" - can we refine this?) Romance Novels. (HB: "ahhhhh, yes!"). Well, I'm the kind of guy who if you tell me something interesting like that, I think and think and think about it. You know? So I got to thinking ... why is that? Well, I went to the local Borders and I found the romance section ... this HUGE (hold hands out) section that I've never noticed before! These three women were there looking at books, so I asked one of them to recommend one for me (HBs always get this astonished look on their face) and I buy it. I get about 5 pages into it, and I'm thinking "what the hell is this?". I call my buddy, and he says "keep reading". So I finish it. Well, I grew up with 6 female cousins and 2 older sisters ... no brothers ... I thought I understood women ... but that book blew me away. I was seeing this girl at the time and it was sort of dull... you know... Anyway, I was writing her an email and I got the idea that maybe I should rephrase things a little bit, you know, the way that a woman wants to hear. So I rewrote my email, saying the same exact thing that it said before, but worded differently. I spoke to HER... the next day, at 5:45am I got her reply ... "I couldn't sleep all night, I've been thinking about you constantly, I have never had anybody understand me so well before, I am feeling so passionate right now." Ring Finger Routine? I don't have this written up but here's an outline. If you look in a palmistry book you'll see that each of the fingers is associated with a different Roman god (use Greek gods if you want it's all the same shit). The first finger is associated with Jupiter (strong and powerful, index finger Saturn, ring finger Apollo and little finger Mercury. Now lets creatively interpret according to what want to tell her.
There are 3 categories of qualities as I see it: Qualities you want her to have: adventurous, spontaneous, playful, passionate, deep connections etc. Qualities you have: alpha male qualities etc, powerful, strong etc. Qualities to psychic read her and make her think you know about her: intuitive, creative, etc The lead in is "did you know the finger you wear a ring on can make an important psychological statement about you.. Each of the fingers have different energies associated with them which are associated with the different Roman Gods for example the first finger is associated with Jupiter.. as you know was a great leader... for example have you ever met someone (s.p)who was strong and powerful and could lead you into new directions blah blah blah link alpha qualities to self. Now pick a female quality and say associate it with say the index finger.. e.g. you could tell her she is intuitive, Or pick the finger she is wearing the ring on and tell her she is intuitive! The ring finger creatively change Apollo to Venus and tell her she is capable of deep connections leads into the I/C pattern. Can also tell her this is the only finger in her hand that has a blood vessel that leads all the way to her heart an how they describe in the mythology how it will feel when you meet that special person into I/C. The pattern leads nicely into palmistry. Basically you want to think what other patterns, challenges/qualifying you are going to use before you use all the good (adventurous, spontaneous)qualities on this routine. If you use them in this routine you may want to challenge her about it. Do you see that in yourself or are you still finding a way to let it out etc. Soul-Gazing Routine "Let me show you something really interesting. They SAY the eyes are the window to the soul, but that's really only half true. The RIGHT eye (I point to HER right eye ... not the eye that appears on MY right, but her actual, eye on HER right side) is the window to the body and the mind ... and the left eye (pointing to HER left eye) is the window to the soul. So, we're going to do a little soul gazing here. You see the Celts don't believe in soul-mates. That just creates too much pressure. The Celts believe in Soul-Friends, that we have plenty of soul friends just waiting to meet us. So, as I open up my left eye, and let you in, to see this soul friend waiting to meet you, you can open up your left eye, and let me see the soul friend that's been waiting her whole life to meet me. (Then relax and soften my eyes ... thinking loving thoughts ... 100% of the time, they follow right along ... when I see a little sparkle in their eye I say) THERE! RIGHT THERE! THAT one! Can you FEEL THAT (squeeze the hand) is the coolest thing to experience? They are amazed 100% of the time by this! Now I have a soul friend anchor on her left hand, just by squeezing it (I don't anchor the right hand ... as it would get fired off by everyone who shakes her hand! I want it to be uniquely anchored to ME if possible!) I don't do this last part. Instead I wait about 30 seconds peering deep into her eyes. Then I say something like: "I can feel your energy going through me. I feel like you've known you my whole life." Transition to IC. smell my cologne routine...
Ok, so this is some obvious shit, but it worked for me great last night. I was at one of my dudes house and three HB's came over. HB6, HB8, and HB9. So were in the basement playing pool and listening to music, and then we all start to go outside for a smoke. Well I went in the bathroom and sprayed on some cologne. (Claiborne Sport is money) Of course I knew it smelled strong and the chicks would know so I said to them. ME: "Hey ladies... Cum over here and tell me if you like my cologne..." They all come over and smell me and I opened my arms like I wanted a hug and they all get real close and then Im like ME: [sexy seductive voice] "ooooh you like that huh?" HBs: "Oh my god you smell so good! mmmmmmm :)" So I got all three of em giving me hugs and wrapping their legs around me... I started it out as playful sexy and they entered my frame and it was sweet. Very easy to convert to 4 way kissing or whatever.. Sex routines Relationships are based on Rocks and Gold Let me tell you about rocks and gold. I often tell this story to chicks when they try to give me bullshit about 'being friends' and wanting to go out to dinners et.al. before agreeing to be my GF/put out sex. It says alot about how guys (and ladies) think, and why they have so much trouble to understand each other. It should answer your question about what guys think.. Men and women both appreciate things that are valuable. Diamonds (rocks) and gold are both very valuable things. In a relationship, diamonds= personality (ie arranging nice romantic dinners, walks on the moonlight, candlelight with soft music', a sense of connection), while gold='sex'. But women prefer diamonds to gold (usually), and men prefer gold to diamonds (usually). Of course, both are important, especially in a long term relationship, but if a woman could choose, she would prefer the diamonds first, and the man would prefer the gold first. And (generally), a man can accept gold without the diamonds, and a woman can accept diamonds without any gold. So in a relationship, a woman is mining for diamonds, while the man is mining for gold. But if you give a woman gold (sex) only, or a man diamonds (romantic walks and nice dinners) only.. neither is likely to be very happy, and the relationship will soon fall apart. In short, an exchange of sorts takes place in a successful relationship. So if a man expects just gold (sex), but doesnt want to give her diamonds (relationship & the mushy stuff), then she will dump him fairly soon, because he is playing/using her just for sex..
And if a woman expects just diamonds (walks, attention, nice dinners, movies..etc) without giving some gold (sex), then he (if he has any clue about how to deal with women, though many men do not, especially in North America) will dump her because she is using/playing him just for his personality. WOMEN ARE SO OPPRESSED BY SOCIETY, AND ARE SO CONFUSED - RAPE FANTASY ROUTINE: "(INSERT A VARIATION OF NATURAL WOMAN PATTERN HERE, BUT A SHORTER VERSION THAT JUST CUTS TO THE MEAT).. so the thing is, its like, girls can sometimes just have fantasies like that are totally different from what they -really- want, but still maybe wish that their guys could go with them.. Like there's just so many constraints imposed by society.. and its like, alot of girls can have fantasies about "being taken".. sortoff almost like rape fantasies, where its like not necessarily some scary creepy guy, and obviously they don't want that to actually happen.. but like, just that fantasy about "being taken" and having it totally not in your own control, and it just excites you so much because its just so different than the same thing as always... like you really don't want it, but you're just so taken away by the whole feeling and experience of it.. and its like, some guys they recognize that and just totally can give their girlfriends those fantasies by just being ADVENTUROUS and MORE EXCITING.. just like totally enacting GETTING IN TOUCH with their girlfriends fantasies, and finding out just what it is that they are.. and totally connecting on a more intimate level, because they understand eachothers desires more, and just totally connect through exploration of the depths of their sexualities.." PAYING THEM FOR SEX ROUTINE: All girls LOVE the idea of being paid for sex, no matter how much they say they dont'. Use KOOPER COCKY FUNNY FRAMES and say that you're a PIMP, that the other girls in the set are your hoes and they should rate eachother's hoe ratings, and say what you're going to make them do.. It's ROLE PLAYING, so they may be inclined to cheat on their BFs because it fits that fantasy, and its all roleplaying anyway. The Ring Routine A routine for older chicks. The kind of women you can be blunt with, god bless them. You'll walk near her and give heavy EC. Then look at her hands. "Hi. [laugh] I was just looking for something." The HB will say, "What?" And you'll say, "A ring." Now nine out of ten older HBs are smart to know what KIND of ring, but you have to pace and lead, so if she doesn't ask what kind, you can say, "The kind of ring that should never come off. Even in the shower. The kind of ring that you would be naked without." Already you've got two images of her naked running around in both your minds. Beautiful. I can't wait to run this! Oh, BTW, obviously this isn't the kind of routine you should run if the woman turns out to have a wedding ring, otherwise you are fucking yourself in the ass by reminding her that she should be faithful. Discreet Routines PIMPJUICE: Yeah one thing i noticed about guys is that their really competitive about stuff. IT can be good for certain stuff but it usually sucks, ya know. I've got this friend who knows how females respond to me so he tries to compete
with me. I mean he sleeps with chicks that are ugly sometimes and he's real quick to report his conquest to me. It's like come on man, STOP BASING YOUR SEX LIFE ON WHAT YOUR FREINDS THINK. I told him the other day that im not even thinking about him when im alone with a girl. I told him how i only tell him about certain chicks and when something is really special to me i like to keep it to myself. Then in a funny voice i'll mock him saying. " Im supposed to be your boy i tell you all my shit" I used to have sex with chicks to prove stuff to me boys and then later on i started having sex to prove stuff to myself, but now i feel like i don't have anything to prove anymore. I think its better like that cuz, NOW WITH ME SEX IS STRICTLY ABOUT THE EXPERIENCE. I think this little monologue cover a lot of ground for me . It set some frames and it is very congruent when i play the oozing sexuality role. Silly routines for silly chicks I've used these a few times now. Silly chicks who are all giggly really like them. Routines are not a substitute for a SARGE. Please don't feedback that "this won't attract chicks" - I KNOW. They're just for fun, to fill in a convo at the right time, and these are for chicks who are all giggly, to be used before I phase shift into rapport and close. Good for grabbing attention of mall chicks who are bored, etc etc. Lexx Adventure Routine: OMG, today I saw this totally fucked up show called "Lexx Adventure" on the space network.. there were these carrots.. with little mettle legs and shit.. and an eyeball.. and they'd run loose in the ship and run beneat the heroes, and go POOOF, and jump right up their ass.. and then the character who they got into would have an eyeball poking right out their forehead, and they'd be under the mind control of the ass invading eyeball spider carrot.. it was fucking CRAZY.. and when the carrot would leave, they'd be on the toilet like "uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... uhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!" Cartoon Routine: OMG... this morning I saw the BEST shit EVER.. remember when you were a kid.. what cartoons did you watch?? Well when I was a kid, we had He-Man, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Transformers.. and on TV this morning, they had new episodes with new animations of all of them.. it was the SHIT.. Toys routine OMG.. today I found my old toys in the basement at my little sisters house.. well she's 21 now but I call her my little sister.. so she had all these barbies, and I had G.I. Joes.. I remember when my sister would try to make them get married, and I hated that cause I hated girls.. actually I still do, you're gross!.. pfffffft!! I bet that you would have been one of those girls who made my G.I. Joes play house.. sometimes I played house with my sister, even though I said that I didn't want to because I hated her and all girls, but really I loved my sister so I'd pretend that I didn't want to but really I did because I knew that she'd be really happy.. Parachute routine:
Remember when you were a kid and your gym teachers would bring your whole class outside to play with the giant parachute?? And you'd all wave it around, but after you run all inside and it was fucking CRAZY.. Smoke crack C&F Frame (roleplay that you're going to go find crack together): You know, I've never done any drugs.. but I'm thinking that if I ever did drugs that I should just smoke crack.. for real.. let's go find some crack together.. we can hit up the rock.. it'll be fucking SWEET.. we'll be all fucked up on rock, and we can go around the park together in a raincoat flashing old ladies.. (then go around the venue with the chick and tell people that you're gonna go smoke crack and that they can come) Adoption C&F frame and NEG: I LOVE you guys.. I love you guys so much.. I'm ADOPTING you.. (if target in set is bitchy, say "except you" and go for group hug that LOCKS out the target from her circle) Disqualification Routines Gay CockBlock routine Reverse the frame by making fun of the chicks that you're gay, and that you're not going to let them talk to your wingman if they don't give you attention. (act like a chick does, but in REVERSE.. steal their frame).. This is wicked C&F shit, and an awesome way to join your wing.. You'd be utterly shocked at how girls will chase you, because it presents a massive challenge to them. -hey, are you trying to steal my boyfriend?? -let's go dance, c'mon let's go dance!! -hands off my boyfriend!! -look, you can talk to him, but there'd better not be any funny business -I love my boyfriend.. -If you don't want to come with us to go eat now that's fine.. me and my boyfriend are going to have sex now. -alright, you can have exactly one minute alone with my boyfriend.. but that's it.. go.. go *now*.. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 Club chicks love saying that they're lesbians and shit.. This is in reverse. I have used this over 30 times now at least, and at least 25 times I had the girls chasing my wingman. Papa had a chick who dissed him earlier chasing him all over the club, trying to find him. In another 2-set that we pulled from a club, the obstacle (HB7) was dissing me up for getting with her HB8 friend, so I used this and all of a sudden she yells out "I love Papa.." and offered to go home with him to watch a movie (which Papa had conveniently brought with him, for the purpose of extraction-presupposition) This is CAT-THEORY at work. Mystery's term, which I'll explain in some other post (hopefully). PUPPYDOG routines (pull chicks heartstrings..aww) Try to get the chick wanting to cuddle you and take care of you.. how? Use sympathy routines :) WARNING: you must be alpha for these to work, or you're just a lame-ass.. These
are for PUAs who come off super playful and alpha.. centre of attention in room, etc... These are also AWESOME to attach after a bunch of my JERK routines, because it shows CONFLICTING personality traits.. very AoS-ish type shit - being hard to understand. The thing with becoming a PUA is that you convey such higher value SO fast, that you basically need to start taylering your game, the same way that a rock-star like Jay-Z or Kid Rock would.. Think: does Jay-Z need to run patterns or be C&F??.. nope.. he ALREADY has higher-value than the chick, just by virtue of his presence, so she's turned on immediately.. experienced PUAs are the same.. so confident that chicks get wet *very* fast.. so if you can convey higher-value FAST, then focus on getting rapport with crap like this. DON'T LAUGH AT ME SCRIPT: PUA: ok here my little sister showed/told/taught me this just this morning.. I'm not good at it yet (or "not good at telling stories" if its a story), so don't laugh OK?? I get really shy when girls laugh at me.. HBs: ok... PUA: (now give them the sweetest/cutest/funniest puppydog look *ever*, and just pause and look at them for a bit.. since they're trying NOT to laugh, they'll laugh since you paused) HBs: hahahahaha.. PUA: hey!! heeeeeeey!! OMG I'm soooooo embarressed you guys are making me.. I'm so *shy*.. I *trusted* you guys, and you're totally stomping all over my feelings! HBs: no no no.. we LOVE you.. you ROCK.. you're like the coolest guy who hit on us all night!! we LOVE you.. PUA: (grab the obstacle, and hug her and put your face in her shoulder.. she'll cuddle you in front of all her friends.. this is FUNNY, so they'll laugh even MORE) HBs: hahahahhaha.. PUA: OMG.. stoooooooooop!!! stop stop stop!! you guys are SO MEAN.. you guys are totally laughing at me more and more!!! Then show your trick/routine/story or whatever.. they're wowed, and you convey higher value... but you've also been SO cute, they just love you and want to adopt you.. of course you're the most alpha guy in the room, so basically this means they want to go home with you. SALSA DANCING ROUTINE: oh man, my friend Papa brought me to this Salsa dancing clubs.. oh, I was sooo nervous.. he made me ask these girls to dance.. I was so scared.. you know what?? one of the girls - she said NO... she totally didn't want to dance with me.. I was so embarressed.. (HB will now say you're "not shy", since of course you did approach confidently).. you think I'm not shy?? OMG I love you.. you're my new GF, I love you so much.. I'm always so shy.. actually wait a sec, are you adventurous?? cause if you're not adventurous you can't be my new GF (move to Swingcat qualifying) GENUINE ROUTINE: I dunno why I try so hard to be the centre of attention you know? its so weird, like I just feel so insecure around people that I don't know.. like, everyone has this mask, and they're not genuine.. and I just wind up mirroring that back to them, and not being genuine myself.. imagine if everyone was just totally up front?? do you think that your friends like me? (get her to RATIFY that her friends like you)..
WHAT'S YOUR NAME SCRIPT: HBs: what's your name? PUA: brad pitt.. HBs: hahahhaha.. PUA: yeah, I'm just trapped in an UGLY guy's body.. HBs: nooooo.. you're not ugly.. no no no.. you're so cute! (Get her to RATIFY that you're cute, so as you build attraction her friends have called you cute openly, and this builds rapport BIGTIME at the early stage of the sarge.. of course, most girls ask me my name early because I go in strong/tight, so if girls aren't asking you your name, then you know you need to work more on improving your attraction skillset.. "what's your name" = bigtime IOI) MY DAD FLUSHED MY GOLDFISH ROUTINE: wow, you seem so confident with your friends.. like you're kinda the leader of your peer group.. I just love your energy.. are you close with your family? yeah, I have a nice family (bullshit, but I think its better to seem close to your family so I just say that I am initially).. the thing is, I'm never sure if I can trust them.. (builds intrigue.. HB says "why", or maybe tells you why she can't either, which builds rapport.. so let her talk, and then launch this shit on her:) my dad, when I was a kid.. I had these 4 goldfish.. and I loved them sooo much you know?? but then one day one of my fish, "Lynx", he got sick, and I went to my fishbowl and he was floating upsidedown.. I told my dad that my fish was doing a trick, and that he was swimming upside-down, and doing a back-float like I did in swimming lessons.. but then my dad told me something bad.. he told me that Lynx was DEAD.. so I made him promise to give him a funeral the next day, but he just flushed him down the toilet.. and you know what he did next???? he flushed ALL my fish down the toilet, and told me that they ALL died that same night.. but later on my mom told me that he just flushed them cause he didn't want to clean the tank.. I said that I would clean the tank, but I wasn't strong enough yet to scrub the dirt out because I was too LITTLE.. and I knew that my fish got killed because I wasn't able to take care of them!! So he flushed not only "Lynx", but also "Bobcat" - who was the little one with the red stripe, and the two girl fishes of my little sister, "Princess", and "Jem".. LITTLE SISTER IN AUSTRALIA ROUTINE: (I add this to my dead fish routine sometimes) Yeah, my little sister is gone to Australia for a 6 month work visa.. I'm soooo scared that she's never going to come back.. she'll totally like it, and I won't see her for like months and months.. OMG, I love my little sister.. well she's 21 but I call her my little sister still, cause I always take care of her.. she helps me so much to stay organized for school.. I miss her so much.. I need my little sister (said in ULTIMATE puppy-dog tone, and watch the chick fucking MELT..) ***Just remember, that you FIRST convey that you are the most alpha guy she's *EVER* met.. Only then do you use PUPPYDOG routines.. PUA Blossoming Routine Here's a dirty little trick I stumbled onto, that I really like. Guys like Coolwater can definetely use this, or anyone who uses alot of C&F.
Go visit your parents house, and get out all the old photos albums. Take out the cutest and best pictures that you can find of yourself growing up. For me, I have tons of them of me taking care of my little sister, that could make even the most bitchy SHB go "awwwwwwwww". I have one where I'm a gawky teenager (I blush when I show it), followed by one where I'm all dashing in a suit a year later (acne cleared up, etc etc). A bunch of baby pictures should be followed by another 15 or so of you growing up, looking really cute, but turning into a fine man. The links should be very obvious, and pics with you in social situations with women are good of course. So all the pics should be very flattering to you, and the kind that an interested girl would be fascinated by watching. I've found that it creates the illusion that they know you, and helps you to show a softer side and all that stupid crap. :) They want to be part of the story, etc etc. The key is to somehow mention that you have these things in your bag, in a COVERT way, and then make her BEG you to let her see them. Act shy at first, like you don't want to. JERK Routines (for chicks who dig jerks) This is called THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX. I've tried something UNCONVENTIONAL here, and found that it has excellent results. Do not criticize until you have tried, and seen the results. If I read it I would doubt it, until I saw it. Solution: go try it and see it work. ---NOTE: this is for CERTAIN types of chicks.. NOT all chicks.. This stuff is used for HB10s mainly (or chicks who perceive themselves that way).. I used the Korean Model routine on the Cosmo Model, and got the idea to start conveying that I am a massive user and womanizer to women, so that they'd get all turned on.. I also read "Nancy Friday: Secret Garden", and realized that chicks LOVE to be used and abused, and that most chicks have fantasies about scoundrel guys like HAN SOLO taking advantage of them and blowing out the candle of all their hopes and dreams. So these routines have *TWO* possible purposes.. 1) To NEG an HB10 (no less than a 10 or chick who views herself as such), in that the very fact that you are TELLING a routine like this, you clearly don't want her, which makes you a CHALLENGE. 2) To convey that you will use her and fuck her over at the first chance possible, thus fulfilling her fantasies of being used and thrown out like the trash that she believes herself to be.
REMEMBER: JERK routines are ONLY for HB10s, or chicks who are ATTRACTED to fucking asshole JERKS.. :) WON'T GET ALONG OPENER: (my variation of something that I watched Mystery use to PU a hottie waitress last night..): PUA: we wouldn't get along.. HB: why not? PUA: we're too similar.. HB: haha what? why is that? PUA: I don't know you well enough to get into it.. we don't have time right now.. HB: hahahha.. ummm.. OK.. PUA: hmm... I don't know about you.. HB: hahaha.. whaaaaaaaaat????? PUA: forget it.. OK get this - (insert JERK routine) I LOVE YOU OPENER: (I don't always open with this, but more often use EARLY in the sarge.. it conveys that you are willing to lie to her to get down her pants, which she will LOVE, since it makes you look like a jerk and a scoundrel.. *remember* that this is DISTINCT from telling a girl on a first serious date that you love her, which is SERIOUS.. this is much more like a C&F frame, where you're saying you love her when you've not even met.. so you look very jerk-ish..) PUA: I love you.. HB: hahahaha.. yeah right!! PUA: what?? whaaat? I'm serious, I want to marry you.. I love you so much!! HB: hahahahha.. yeah right!!! PUA: I do.. I swear! Close your eyes.. I want to show you something.. HB: noooo way!! PUA: OMG I'm so embarressed.. you're making me so shy!! I told you that I loved you, and totally revealed all my emotions, and you're stomping all over them like a little ant hill!! (make PUPPY DOG faces, so you look SOOO CUTE..) HB: OMG I'm soooo sorry.. I totally love you.. here.. (closes her eyes) PUA: (now KISS the chick while her eyes are closed) HB: hahahahahhaha.. OMG you jerk!! PUA: yeah.. so what do you like so much about jerks?? ;) I also use the "close your eyes" and kiss the chick usually within the first 1-2 minutes, or whenever I get IOIs (usually for me I get IOIs early, since I do alot of PU so I'm good at fishing for them)... I HIGHLY recommend getting girls to close their eyes and kissing them, in ANY sarge when you have IOIs.. Then, transition to PUPPY DOG routine, so you're IRRESSITABLE.. KISS GAME: If you do ANY sort of entertaining thing, the chick may start saying "more more more!!! show me MORE!!".. if she does this, the SOLUTION is to do this (field tested over 50 times) PUA: (does trick or tells story - whatever) HBs: more more.. that was cool, do MORE!! PUA: Fuck, typical woman... "more.. more!!" (said in troll imitating voice) HBs: hey! we want more.. PUA: ok you want more.. I've got ONE more, just for YOU.. HBs: ok..
PUA: ok, do you understand VISUALIZATION?? HBs: yeah.. PUA: ok, are you intuitive? HBs: uhuh.. PUA: yes? HBs: yeah PUA: yes? HBs: yes. PUA: are you intelligent? HBs: yes. PUA: are you imaginative? HBs: yes. PUA: ok.. close your eyes, and I want you to visualize a kiss.. HBs: HEY.. HEEEEY!! We KNOW what you're doing.. PUA: OK.. whatever.. (turn back on them, and sit there) HBs: no no no.. ok we'll do it, we'll do it.. PUA: OK, close your eyes.. HBs: you're not going to kiss us are you?? PUA: WTF?? Look I don't know what FANTASIES you have, but I'm just doing VISUALIZATION tricks here.. HBs: ok.. (close their eyes) PUA: (KISS the chicks.. both you and your wing, or just you if you're solo) HBs: hahahhahahahha.. HEEEEY... you promised!!! PUA: NICE!!! (high-five your wing, or any guy around you, or her friends).. She likes me!! HBs: hahahahah.. PUA: nice.. I got what I want.. peace!!! (start to leave) HBs: hey!! HEY!! come back!! PUA: hahahah.. ok get this...... (move into next JERK routine, or PUPPYDOG routine if you've already conveyed enough JERK-ness to turn her on) JERK RESPONSES: (variations of shit Mystery did last night) HB: what's your sign? PUA: guess.. (HOOP THEORY) HB: ummm... capricorn.. PUA: OH MY GOD.. wow.. HB: did I get it? PUA: NO. -HB: x-opinion (maybe calling you a jerk, because you used a JERK routine) TD: hey.. if I wanted any shit from you I'd squeeze your head.. is she always like this?? anyway, get this.. -PUA: hey.. you've got eye-crusties.. HB: OMG.. PUA: don't worry about it.. you're not out to impress ME.. anyway I'm sure that some guys LIKE eye-crusties.. JERK ROUTINES: (NOTE: use the Jerk RESPONSES to COMBAT the girls freaking out from your Jerk ROUTINES.. then follow up with PUPPYDOG routines) USING MY KOREAN MODEL GIRLFRIEND TO FUCK HER FRIENDS ROUTINE: ok get this.. I need an opinion.. I'm dating this girl from Korea right now,
who came over here to do some modelling.. now she's alright I guess.. and I we DO get along.. see, she barely speaks english.. so we can barely talk.. IOW, the PERFECT WOMAN.. Anyway, I'm not marrying this chick.. but I'm thinking that when she goes back to Korea, I may want to stay in her house and vacation there.. but the thing is, that I don't want any confusion over whether or not its still "ON".. so what *I'm* thinking, is like a month before she goes home, to put her into the friendship zone.. then, after like 2 weeks she'll get over it, and I can make actual friends with her.. then I can visit her in Korea, and get to know all her model friends and she'll have nothing to say about it since we're 'just-friends'.. DITCHED TWO STUPID CHICKS ROUTINE: "My buddy and I are meeting these two chicks in the club.. so we take off to Chinese afterwards, and this chick is begging me to take her home.. but her friend was digging my friend, but for some reason in the restaurant she starts getting all annoying and shit.. so my friend says "dude, fuck this shit, let's go to afterhours"... MY CHICK is digging me, and she's trying to watch a movie with me or some shit like that back at her house.. but I'm pissed that my friend's chick is acting wack.. anyway, we get back to the car.. and its fucking FREEZING and shit outside.. so we start whispering to eachother about how we're gonna ditch these chicks and not drive them back to their car.. they start giggling saying "no no no no no".. I'm like FUCK THIS SHIT, let's FLIP A COIN.. hahaha.. then we flip the coin, but and it says that they've gotta go.. I'm like "GET-OUT" So I'm about to unload them, but I saw that it was crazy cold out, and that they might freeze to death or some shit.. so I said "fuck it dude, let's just drive them.. I don't want these chicks to be little hoochi-cycles on the side of the road tommorow, so let's just drive them.." anyway, we drive them back, and my chick is trying to rent a movie with me and all this shit.. but I'm not going if my friend is gonna be left alone, so I tell her its not gonna happen.. so she asks me to exchange #s, and I give her the Chicago-rejection hotline... then I call her up a few minutes ago, and ask her if she called me.. she's like "yeah, you gave me the rejection hotline.." and I was like "SWEET!! YOU CALLED!!... I RULE!!!", and then I hung up on her.. NICE.. STOLE GIRLS WALLET ROUTINE: My buddy is going out with this fucking HOTTIE that he met at this meat market the night before.. (NOTE: you are conveying yourself to be a fucking jerk, by rating women on looks, and saying that you go to meat markets).. the only thing is though, he wants me to take out this fucking WARPIG, or else his chick won't go.. So I'm like "fuck this, you want me to throw myself on the sword for you???".. but he convinces me afterwards, and I want him to get laid you know.. Alright anyway, I head out, and this fucking TROLL chick is waiting for me, and thinking that we're going to have sex and all this shit.. she's like "Hello TylerDurden, I've been waiiiiiting for you" (said in TROLL voice, imitating the chick).. she walks over, and its like BOOM, BOOM, BOOM (earthquake noises to say she's fat).. then she hugs me, and I think that I vanished for a second or something..
We head over to this restaurant, and I get the chick to buy me dinner.. so afterwards, she starts flirting with me and all this shit.. She says to me, "take my wallet into the bathroom, and there's something inside that'll give you a hint of what's for DESSERT" So I take her wallet into the bathroom, and there's all these CONDOMS in it.. but there's ALSO like 50 bucks!! NICE!! So I just take her wallet and boot the fuck out the back door.. then I went out and spent the money on this BEER HELMET as a present for my buddy having a Super Bowl party.. ANY PUPPYDOG routine can be used with a COCKY look and smile, as a JERK routine, because it looks like you're BULLSHITTING the chick to get in her pants... so it goes from a PUPPYDOG routine to a JERK routine, through your cocky smile PUPPYDOG routine VARIATION - MY PUPPY DIED ROUTINE: I have a PUPPYDOG routine where I tell chicks that my fish died.. but I also have the JERK-version, where I say it in a way that I'm *obviously* bullshitting her, so that I can get down her pants.. I say "OMG, I had this puppy..... and this morning he DIED... he ate this squeeky toy, and he suffocated to death.. I could hear "squeak squeak......... squeak squeak...." as his last words.. OMG, I'm so sad.. I need LOVE!!! The chick will KNOW that you're bullshitting, which you do this as a JOKE, so that she's not mad at you for being ingenuine, but she thinks that your COCKINESS is fucking funny as hell, that a guy would actually do this.. ***REMEMBER, with all JERK routines, you are trying to convey that you are a FUN and COCKY guy.. not a legitimate loser trying to lie to her, but a guy who is just so cocky and *OUTRAGEOUS* that he'll say absolutely anything to get down her pants, since he just doesn't give a shit. It's meant to look BADBOY-COCKY, not slimeball.. Real jerk routines 1.SCREAM in her ear. Laugh much too loud. Sing(scream) along with the music, only much too loud. Use surroundings to make loud noises! 2. Pull her hair. Squeeze her ass. Tickle her. Grab her and bite her neck. Grab her and kiss her cheek. Grab her and lick her ear. Grab her and shake her. 3. Shout about fucking, farting and assfucking. Laugh and admit that you are a jerk if you get the chance. *** The rest of this post is about HOW I do this and WHY I think it works. A jerk is a person who disrespect other people. TD's jerk routines posted in Advanced a few weeks ago describe how to disrespect a girl with words. Its a great post - everyone should try that stuff out. This post, however, is about disrespecting girls with actions... see warning above and consider yourself TWICE WARNED! Ok, believe it or not, disrespecting girls is THE FASTEST way to attract them.
It is why c&f works. BUT, it only works if you GET AWAY WITH IT. The reason is that if the girl doesn't call you on it, she is supplicating big time because she is accepting a frame where you dominate her. This frame gets stronger the more you disrespect her, so the clue is to get away with disrespecting her as much as possible as soon as possible. There are different ways of 'getting away with it'. The best is to make her laugh. This is why you mix fun into the disrespecting. By laughing at the fun aspect, she gives up the right to call you on disrespecting her. This FORCES her into the frame where you are dominant, since she just laughs when you disrespect her. Another way is when she fights the frame with shit test and you pass them by continued lack of respect (staying dominant) and preferably making her laugh in the end. A third way is when she accept you disrespecting her by saying/doing nothing. Obviously, you should try to do things in a funny way, by overdoing them and doing them at very 'wrong' times and by smiling/laughing while you do them. I have noticed that while a girl is laughing, you can get away with almost anything. The same goes for when she is doing/saying something playful! The most outrageous stuff should only be attempted when the girl is laughing and/or playful! If she doesn't accept the disrespecting, the whole thing backfires, because it creates a frame where she has rejected you because you are an asshole. You typically know this has happened if she slaps you or kick you in the groin ;-) Bottom line: Do far out crazy DISRESPECTING shit to chicks in ways that DON'T create negative reactions. EXAMPLES of stuff I've done that made girls accept the frame: When a girl smile to you, grab her and kiss her on the cheek, then laugh when she makes funny/surprised face. Respond to playful flirtatious remarks by grabbing the girl and biting her neck, then laugh and squeeze her ass when she makes funny/surprised face. A girl told me about a guy being a jerk/asshole. I shouted "Haha, I'm exactly like that, only worse!!!" Then I pulled her hair playfully. I was talking to a young cutie in a lineup for a nightclub. A guy approaches her and she tells him to go to hell. Then she tells me that guys like him only want to get her drunk and fuck her ass. I shout so the whole lineup can hear "Haha, that was my plan too - I'd love to fuck you in the ass - you too, and you!!!" (to her two UG friends). One of my favorite jokes to use with waitresses is to wait until they make a mistake, forget something, or even just say "I'm sorry, we're out of that tonight". I shoot right back "Could we get a new waitress please? I'm afraid you're just not going to work out tonight". Of course, I have a very serious face when I say this. It's obvious that I'm exaggerating, so it makes her laugh. It's arrogant, crass, and kind of rude. Spank Routine
Roll up facing away. Make bored cocky comment without turning towards her. If responds comment - neg her. If responds neg - tell her she is naughty. If responds naughty - turn slowly, then spank her. (This is my best attraction routine for stuck up fine ass bitches (SHBS) who think they are all that. After this I don't need to project any more value/quality onto myself :-)
Horny old man routine Here it is: "I was in the mall today and I stopped by the bookstore. I see this old geezer in the relationship section and guess what he's reading? THE GUIDE TO GETTING IT ON! I mean this guy was at least 90 and had a cane and shit. I bet he forgot he even HAD a dick." Field tested last night numerous times. If you guys have something to add or somewhere to go from here post it. This works great so long as you open with a BANG!.....(lots of energy/enthusiasm) True story btw. This has great potential....let's work on some follow-up routines. -HK My Whole Room Destroyer I used this the other night, and then realized that I may not have posted this here. It's my whole room destroyer: takes out every other male in the place. Mystery and Maddash now use it too. It's simple. Once you're in a set and they are loving you most, you tell them: "Listen, I'll tell you what. I will introduce you to any other guy in the room. (Gesture around the room so that they look.) Pick anyone out, and I will personally walk up and introduce you to him. And I will guarantee you that not one of them is as interesting as us/me." Make sure they look around and see all the boring AFCs. They always ratify this, thus confirming to themselves that you ARE the prize. Thug Routine for job question If the chick starts talking about jobs and stuff, I'll tell her that my wing is a marine biologist who just named a new species of fish. Then we'll BS about that for a moment, then I say, "Yeah, we both love our jobs. I think that's why we're such upbeat people. We're passionate about our work." Well jlaix what do you do? "Oh I'm a psychic ass model. I'm also a thug, you know, i take service very seriously. Like when I'm breaking someone's leg with an aluminum tee ball bat, I'll say 'I apologize for the inconvenience sir!" You know, if they protest, I'll be like, "I'm sorry you feel that way.' I mean, if somebody reported me for being unprofessional, that might compromise my employment... I'm not about to take that risk blah blah..." TRUST & COMFORT ROUTINE
Hey, stop it. Look, honestly, I'm attracted to you guys. But that doesn't mean anything. I need TRUST AND COMFORT before I can let myself get too emotional. It's like, first you guys start touching me and asking me my name.. And I'm like "OK, this is fine.." ... But then I start getting all emotional, and you ask to just go back and have some drinks.. And I ACTUALLY want to drink, so we go back.. But then you get all close on the couch and you're like doing these little touches.. And I think "OK this is fine.. There's nothing wrong with this.." But then I get all emotional and won't be able to think logically and one thing leads to another.. LOOK, I just want trust and comfort OK, leave me alone! BE REAL ROUTINE You know, my friends are like these awesome guys.. And I love hanging out with them and they're really cool.. But its weird, because they're totally different people like just normally, and like when they go out to socialize in clubs. Like they get all touchy and needy and ask all this "what's your name" to random girls that they're grabbing and stuff like that, or try to buy them stuff to make them talk to them before they even gave the girls a chance to just talk to them.. Like they can't just BE REAL and just lay back and be chill, and just be confident that the girls will like them.. They have to touch them and like try to get them all horny or something.. It's so weird. Best Friend Test Style: Okay, I have to ask: how long have you guys known each other for? (If you think they're sisters ask, Are you guys sisters or best friends?) HBs: blabla Style: See, I knew that. HBs: How could you know that? Style: I'll show you. In fact, I'll give you the best friend test. HBs: (they always get excited here-they love tests for some fucking reason) Style: Okay (pretend like I'm about to ask a serious question-you're hooked, right, so you know they're already hooked) do you both use the same shampoo? HBs: (look at each other, and then open their mouths to answer) Style: Okay, the answer doesn't matter. You already passed. HBs: ???????. Style: See, if you weren't close to each other, you'd keep eye contact with me as you answered. But if two people have a connection, they look at each other first. Kind of like you're doing right now. HBs: giggle (This is where the seduction newbies you just met see you making two strangers laugh and think you're a PUA God, LOL) Style: See, you don't even need to say anything to each other. It's like you just communicate telepathically. Then, there are a million places to go from here: Often they'll just open up and start telling you about how they met. (Now you're REALLY in.) If one looked at the other one first, then you say that she is submissive and the other is dominant in the friendship. (Can be a great neg.) If they want more, I get personal here and ask, "Has one of you ever kissed someone the other person dated?" They fucking love this one - but don't make it your first question. You can also use the telepathy line to launch into a mind-reading/cold-reading routine if you do that. You'll figure the rest of this out as you do it in the field. It fucking
rocks.
