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partnercan't resolvejealousy rules; that way you kno\ t on youl own, get some not to do and what what to do. Therulesshouldalways outsidehelp, seekcounseLng be fotowedby boti parties. or somethinq.If wotsecomes to worstyou know there's If your partneris the aLwaysa way out right? onewhot jealous,you need Alwaysbe protectedl to reassue het Try to calm her dor4mand tell her to set Emailme her mind at rest by stating [email protected] youl love and Loyaltyto the relationship.Thisalways worksfot me becauseI could Asiawouldlike to thankthe ng: seethe stncedty in his eyes. fotLowi Belol4edicalGraup her/him is not If reassuring Solonde MoniLa enough,showproofsthat Mogic89.9FM12AMto 3AYt there'snothing goingon, Tuesdoyta Thursday andtell the wholestory www.asiaogcooili.com of what happenedetc. If wv/w.AsrAsT,vs.c0M you find that you andyour

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doesn'tknow how to be faithfut. GAIL|Ior me,it's useless to stay in a reLationshi!and hopefor things to get better. YouwouLdend u! getting disappointed and mad at yourseLf for stickingaround. RACHEL: Yup,but it depends on the man I am fightinq for. Martyroko eh. CARLA:No,there'sa g0o/o chancethat helL do it again. oSHIE:If 1tovehim yesbut if not it just meansit's not destinedto be. Everbeencheatedon? The CARLA:I'tl sayhi, ftom there gory detailsplease... RIIIA: Yup.I confrontedhim oSHI!I I want him to notice and gavehim his freedom. me but definiteLvI wouLdnot GAIL:Proudto sayneverl makea scene, Just a pieceof advice,always Yourman cheatson you, followyour instincts. is forgivenessa possibility RACHEL: Yes.I simpLy here? forgavehim but I would RHIA:Not anymore.There's neverfoiget the incident. no reasonfighting for a rnan CARLA:Unproven,stilLgave who doesn'tknow how to him a chance..,Lateron we treat girls right and who brokeup.

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Xveryyear that went your band,won the 20OGBest Fullchange,sunaval, and thriving in the by I remenberJB sayirg,"0kay, industry that we've chosen,then ifs length leature in the Cinemanila we'regoodfor anotheryear." okayto be calledan institution. Festival,How close were you to Hewasalwayssayingthat, so it thumbing down the proiect? becamethe mentaUtyfor the band. Do newbies hassle you often for Jettr Coltecilvelythere wasdoubt. time advice? JB: But the mostchattenging waswhenTeddy(Diaz,TheDam's Jeth Wenever give unsolicited advice, WeatLhad different levels of faith only when we'reasked.ThenbasicaLly and doubtin it. Whenwe werefirst originaLguitarist)died,kala we give them a pictwe of what we've askedto do it, we wereLike"Yeah, naminv,r'ala na talaga. beenthmugh,howwe'dcopedand whatever,swe!" 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Was and he actually askedour opinion on keepevolving,not necessatily a lot of things. changingbut ratherseeinqthings this an effort to keep up with the times? How elated are you about the in a different perspective,always ErancigrI think a largepart of it overwhelmingpositivevibes that having an open mind whether it's thereweresongsnc we is because have accompaniedthe film's goodor bad,kasiyou canlearn recordeddudng a certainpedodna success? from everythingndmantaldgd. we were not reaLlyhappy with the Franci!: thatt rea[y overwhelming. How has your music changed results.It wasmoreof a technical It was a fun expedencemaking over the years? issuein the senseno we knewthat the movieto beginwith and once Jet* It's funny when peoplesay we'd finished it, we felt we'd done that the band'smusichaschanged. we canrecordthe songbetter, somethinggood.But the peoplet Fromthe very start, The Dawnhas makinqit soundbetter.Theband's fote kari is playing tive and a large reactronwasrcally amazing.Weknew aLwaysbeenabout change. part of our frustration is that our that we cameout with something Francis!Although"changeis recordstend not to capturethat Live goodas a team.Weneverreally BreakingUsApart"! Ha ha! aspect.AtthoughI haveto admit, expectedpeopleto Loveit. Wedidn't The Dawn was a primetime get into it thinking tlat we're going playerin the 1990s iock scene. ifs kind of scarytdsi whenpeopte hearthe rc-workings,evenif we feel to havea parallelcareetin acting. How do you comparc the band explosionthen to what's happeningnow? 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'Matagalko nang gusto pumapelng mgagoodygoodyroles' yearsago,we were realLynobodies. Nakakag lat lang na kilala kami ng F-F{M readers,who voted for us, Starstruckqirts, sa 100 Sexiestin the past. WhenI first heardof the [ist, tdlagangfeeling ko Jmd Donita (Rose), Assunta(deRossi),Diana (Znbfti) lang ang may katupatang ibotoroon. Silakasiang logi kong inaabangannaan,So when we were nominatedfor the first time, I reaLi.zed na iba-ibanamanpala talagayung pandnawng tao kung ano ang sexy.ltakakatabang puso na pumasaako sapanlosanila.

This year's poll was incomplete without the intrigues, of course. The Katdna versus Angel Locsin angle was played up a bit. ,{indt ko inisrpkungNo. 1,ako or 2. Bdstomasayana dkasaanman ako rna?untc.Like in any awards,it's causeenoughfot happinessthat you are recoqnized,di bc?Ang alam ko, maramiang bumobotasa akin. Eindi ko tolaga makakalimutan yung paghihirapnilapara sa akin, Saamin ni l\ngel, walaiyon, lne time nga during the heat of alL theseranking talks, she cameup to me and said, "Kaftjlra, may nagintervievt sd akin. Pinag aaway nila tayo." Sabiko, "Alammopinupuri nga krta ldgi." Becauselett face it, Angel Locsinis Angel Locsin. What were you thinking while doing your victory walk at the 100 Sexiest party? \ Nahihiyaako,Paranghindi ko \ alamkung gustotalagaakong tao o ftindi. FeeLingko any minute may magbu-boo sa dkin.Sobrang nahihiyaaka talaga.

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O4 What was the frrst thing she did when she caught you? A Shescreamed and cursedat me-but endedup crying.(1) B Shescreamed and cursedat me then threatenedto leaveme. (0) C Shehasn'tcaughtme,but I bet if shedid, she'dthreatento leave me-and I'd actualLyagree.Then chc'd hc.

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A Your ftirtatious wayswith other t.i.nen.(-1) B Petty stuff tike you alt aysbeing iaie to dates,etc. (1) C lYeneverhaveLos. (2) D Howyou'renot seious or that committedto your relationship.( 2)

A She'ssavingherselJtitL marriage.(0) B It wasactuaLlynot bad at atl. (1) C She'sthe hottest minx on the planet. (2) D Areyou kidding?Whydo you think I cheatedon herin the fust place?C2)

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